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Stephen Hawking Turned Down Knighthood

schliz writes "Professor Stephen Hawking has revealed that he turned down the offer of a knighthood over 10 years ago. The scientist has released correspondence showing that he was approached with the offer of a knighthood but refused it on principle. Professor Hawking has also revealed correspondence showing harsh criticism of what he sees as the UK government's mismanagement of science funding. He is particularly critical of the merger of the Particle Physics and Astronomy Research Council and the Council for the Central Laboratory of the Research Councils."

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  1. What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lots of women? The ability to do +2 damage? What's the deal and why would someone want it?

    1. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Shemmie · · Score: 4, Interesting
      I'm sure there are perks that come with it, but I believe the main thing is the honour of being recognised nationally for your achievements.

      I find it particularly interesting, as I'd backed a Downing Street petition to get Prof. Hawking Knighted - and the Government response was:

      Thank you for taking the trouble to sign this e-petition.
      The Prime Minister recognises the achievements of Professor Stephen Hawking and the widespread regard in which he is held. But it is of course the case that only about 60 Knighthoods are granted each year and there are many deserving candidates for each honour.
      However, the government can assure you that your support for this suggestion will be taken fully into account.
      To be fair, as one of the best scientific minds of his generation, it's typically British to ignore him during his lifetime - give it 200 years or so after his death before it'll be realized how important he was.
    2. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      To be fair, as one of the best scientific minds of his generation, it's typically British to ignore him during his lifetime - give it 200 years or so after his death before it'll be realized how important he was.

      Only he wasn't ignored: he refused the honour.

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    3. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by AbRASiON · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Why are people modding this down, just because it's an AC? Stop with the AC hate for no apparent reason.
      If an AC makes a stupid post, mark it as such, if you read this post it's a pretty valid question, is it not?

    4. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Shemmie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Only he wasn't ignored: he refused the honour.

      I appreciate that now, the petition was conducted before this news broke.

      Having said that, it is a norm for the UK to have less focus on rewarding people like Prof. Hawking, instead focussing on a popular celebrity - a New Labour way of showing that they are 'in touch' with the populace.
    5. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by caramelcarrot · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hawking is pretty much a "popular celebrity" - there are a lot of other just as smart physicists/scientists out there. This isn't to degrade his achievements, and it's in some way useful for there to be a popular point of contact/figurehead with advanced physicsts.

    6. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Shemmie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No idea why it's marked troll; valid question put across in a humorous way.

    7. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Shemmie · · Score: 1

      I can see your point there, certainly.

    8. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by TommyMc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      as one of the best scientific minds of his generation, it's typically British to ignore him during his lifetime

      Stephen Hawking is hardly "ignored". In fact, I'm struggling to think of a physicist less ignored. He's the Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge, has had a book stay on the British bestseller list for 5 years, and has been the subject of numerous documentaries, to name a few. If he's as well appreciated 200 years after his death as he is during his life, then he'll have been proved important.

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    9. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by hey! · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, it's an honor. It's recognition, which is nice, but which Hawking doesn't exactly need more of.

      If Wayne Gretsky was denied membership in the Hockey Hall of Fame, it wouldn't diminish his stature one bit. He might be annoyed at not being inducted, but in truth it's the Hall of Fame that is diminished. If he had a reason to refuse membership, he could do so, knowing of course that he'd effectively have to be in it, because players of the era couldn't be honored without mentioning him.

      As far as women are concerned, apparently Einstein had plenty of 'em, and he wasn't exactly physically attractive. I'm sure that if Hawking's equipment is functional, he could use it on a different woman every day if he wanted to. So he doesn't get more women, no. But a lesser luminary might. Consider if you are introduced to a woman as "Dr. So and So, who is a physicist" as opposed to "Sir So and So, the physicist." To the degree being a physicist might move you towards home base (or whatever the cricket equivalent is), I'd imagine the knighthood might get you a bit farther.

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    10. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Bushcat · · Score: 1

      He's not been ignored. He's up to his ass in assorted honors (and more power to him for it). Formal honors are a way of recognising a person's contribution to society that are not connected to the would-be recipient's ability to generate wealth. As such, it's reasonably egalitarian, although also somewhat flawed in implementation. Since the initial approach for any award is also private, the would-be recipient can decline it with as little or as much as s/he desires, which is also a nice touch.

    11. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Kingrames · · Score: 5, Funny

      You get to move one space to the left or right whenever you walk forward.

      The chicks love it.

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    12. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      find out:
      arrowhenge, sherwood forest
      summer solstice

    13. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THACO=4

    14. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by real+gumby · · Score: 1

      To be fair, as one of the best scientific minds of his generation, it's typically British to ignore him during his lifetime - give it 200 years or so after his death before it'll be realized how important he was. You know that sounds obvious and typical but it's hard to find someone for whom it's true. There are many fine British minds who were contemporaneously perfectly well celebrated (to pick four fields: Orwell, Keynes, Bacon, Crick yes, Hawking) but go back a century or two (for your metric): Maxwell, Brunel (about a century), Watt (a couple) even Newton (a previous Lucasian professor). Even the Kray twins were contemporaneously famous!

      In fact I have trouble thinking of an example that fits your claim. Basically the key to British (and most) fame is to be famous in your lifetime first. And hell, it's more fun that way.

    15. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      'in some way useful' ? i would thinks its pretty 'useful' to science to make science popular

    16. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      >If Wayne Gretsky was denied membership in the Hockey Hall of Fame, it wouldn't diminish his stature one bit.

      If Wayne Gretsky told the Hokey Hall of Fame to take a walk, it might diminish the Hall's stature a bit.

      If Hawking turned down a knighthood, that's the equivalent of giving the middle finger to the Queen.

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    17. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only he wasn't ignored: he refused the honour.

      And good for him. I already had a lot of respect for him and now it's gone even higher. It's a wise man whose sense of self-worth isn't influenced by titles he's given.

      On a slightly related topic, a friend tricked me into going to see "Superhero Movie" last week (I thought we were going to see "Hancock" when she said a spoof superhero movie). It had few enough laughs to begin with, but when they started taking the piss out of Stephen Hawking, they stopped entirely. He really is an incredible person, both for his ability and his fortitude. I'm glad he decided not to lend his stature to the British Honours system. They need him more than he needs them.
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    18. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by thsths · · Score: 5, Informative

      > In fact I have trouble thinking of an example that fits your claim. Basically the key to British (and most) fame is to be famous in your lifetime first.

      What about Alan Turing? Of course he is still much better received abroad than in his own country, but he is a perfect example of an unrecognised genius. He was used to win the war, and then dumped like a hot potato.

    19. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by jb.cancer · · Score: 1

      Two words .. Alan Turing

    20. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by real+gumby · · Score: 1

      Excellent example, thanks!

    21. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by cp.tar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And good for him. I already had a lot of respect for him and now it's gone even higher. It's a wise man whose sense of self-worth isn't influenced by titles he's given.

      Then again, there is a purpose to accepting such honours.
      You can return them afterwards as a sign of protest, and it echoes more loudly than simply refusing them in the first place.

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    22. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Exactly!

      I've seen ads (for the equivalent of govt bonds) with Stephen Hawking in them.

      If that's not popularity, I do not know what is. =)

    23. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by cheyne.omatic · · Score: 0

      Your wheelchair moves at the speed of KNIGHT!

    24. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by uxbn_kuribo · · Score: 2, Funny

      You start out with a lance, a pony, and the ability to jump in an L-shape. Also, after you've been a knight for a while, you can dip your sword in a fountain to see if it'll turn into Excalibur.

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    25. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by blitziod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yes but they never give them REAL pearage, as in a title you can hand down...that is worth something..

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    26. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      You get to move one space to the left or right whenever you walk forward.

      True but being the queens they are the chicks will still walk all over you in every direction.

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    27. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      His wheelchair will now be able to strafe.

    28. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sounds like somebody needs a hug.

    29. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A good example, but it seems the exception. The British are usually ready to laud anyone they can. Turing was generally turned away because of his homosexuality and a suspicion that he might be Communist.

    30. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by dogdick · · Score: 1

      Sure, he's a smart 'guy', but Im pretty damn sure he'd look ridiculous in plate mail.

      On second thought, give him golden plate mail and he could look and sound like C-3PO

    31. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by dogdick · · Score: 1

      Except crippled, of course.

    32. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by puregen1us · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it considered particularly rude and offensive to do so.

      Many many more people quietly refuse than do so publicly.

    33. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it considered particularly rude and offensive to do so.

      Yes, that is sort-of the point.

      If it were not rude, It wouldn't echo so loudly.

      And that is often the only way to make yourself heard.

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    34. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then again, there is a purpose to accepting such honours.
      You can return them afterwards as a sign of protest, and it echoes more loudly than simply refusing them in the first place. You should not accept an honor for the purpose of returning it as a sign of protest. It says more about you than it does about the group giving the honor. Namely that you are not trustworthy in your actions. Go ahead and decline it publicly in the first place.
    35. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by joeman3429 · · Score: 1

      Hawking, can't even talk and he's telling the Queen to fuck herself. My respect for him just went up a notch.

    36. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "massacre therapy"

      Yeah, true freedom can be ugly. That's the price you pay. As they say over here, "Freedom isn't free." Too bad you Euro-drones wouldn't know anything about that. I pity you, one taste of freedom, and socialist serfdom would never be the same.

    37. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by davolfman · · Score: 1

      As far as I know there are certain resources that can only be accessed by knighted individuals. If I remember correctly my grandfather needed to be knighted in order to research one of his history books. A few months ago I would have called him up to clarify but he passed away.

    38. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you "return" knighthood?

      Queen: I hereby knight thee, Sir Hawking.
      Hawking: [*HMMN*] ve-ry well [*HMMN*] nurse, ex-e-cute plan B.
      Nurse: *grabs the sword out of the Queen's hand slices off Queens' right arm*
      Hawking: [*HMMN*] oops. that was plan C. [*HMMN*] nurse, you're fir-ed.

    39. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by xaxa · · Score: 1

      A good example, but it seems the exception. The British are usually ready to laud anyone they can. Turing was generally turned away because of his homosexuality and a suspicion that he might be Communist.

      And because plenty of the amazing work he did was a national secret, and wasn't revealed until much later (70s? 80s?).
    40. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by vistic · · Score: 1

      I don't know... David Bowie also turned down a knighthood, I believe... and he married a supermodel.

    41. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      And don't forget, most importantly, he's been on the simpsons!

    42. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by uniquegeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      *and* Futurama. With Al Gore, no less. The greatest scientists of our time.

    43. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Um... The UK government has been knighting popular celebrities for years.

    44. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by ChameleonDave · · Score: 1

      You mean "Sir Stephen".

    45. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Supurcell · · Score: 1

      He's also in the new Futurama movie, Beast with a Billion Backs. Too bad that it's about as good as their last movie.

    46. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      And... He made a cameo in ST:TNG.

      And I am not even mentioning Dilbert.

    47. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by KingTank · · Score: 1

      I just figured out what knighthood gets you. It gets people talking about your wang on the internet.

    48. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by ps2os2 · · Score: 1

      In 200 years he will be considered a saint which IMO is much better than a knight. He is possibly the most brilliant individual of our time. He really should be recognized for his achievements before he dies.

    49. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Fools+rush+in · · Score: 1

      I think Hawking is a hoax !! fooling everybody with mathematical mumbo-jumbo. What honest scientist would say that in 20 years we would know the mind of God. Logic says there is no God. I think he should stop writing more books and help save our forests because whatever he says cannot help mankind in the foreseeable future !!

    50. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      You mean "Sir Stephen".

      Now that just sounds kinky.

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    51. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now why would an American (Im guessing as you spelled "realised" with a Z) care who gets Knighted?

    52. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      They don't give those to anyone anymore. The people who had them already got to retain the title but, with the exception of around 100 of them, lost their seats in the House of Lords. The remaining 100 got to retain their seats, but don't get to pass them on to their children.

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    53. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      He was also on Star Trek, as a holodeck recreation of himself playing poker with Data.

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    54. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by the_womble · · Score: 1

      Being able to book restaurants and hotels when they are full to us hoi polloi? Everyone who seems passport, or hears your name knowing you are a someone? Probably not worth much to Stephen Hawking given everyone knows who he is anyway, but I am sure some people find getting a knightood useful.

    55. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by wickedsteve · · Score: 1

      The news broke about ten years late. You think they would send something other than the form letter telling you he turned it down already?

    56. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      Yea but no one likes Data.

    57. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by RockDoctor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What about Alan Turing? Of course he is still much better received abroad than in his own country, but he is a perfect example of an unrecognised genius. He was used to win the war, and then dumped like a hot potato.
      You forgot some important elements :
      1. He was :
      2. used to win the war;
      3. accounted a security risk due to his being an unapologetic homosexual;
      4. chemically castrated under order of the courts (the alternative being jail);
      5. he started to grow breasts as a result of the "chemical castration" (a large dose of progesterone IIRC) ;
      6. he started to lose control of his thinking and reasoning capabilities;
      7. only then was his "dumping like a hot potato" getting properly into gear, so he decided on suicide as being his best option.
      If, of course, it was suicide.
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    58. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by franz · · Score: 1

      Yes, but it considered particularly rude and offensive to do so.

      Yes, that is sort-of the point.

      If it were not rude, It wouldn't echo so loudly.

      And that is often the only way to make yourself heard.

      The problem with this strategy is that, although candidates for knighthoods are, as is well known, chosen by Downing Street, the knighthood is conferred by the Queen, and either returning the knighthood or refusing it publicly is disrespectful to her. Whatever you think of the actions of the government, e.g. in managing science funding, many people would not wish to show disrespect to a head of state who is above politics.
    59. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by vidarh · · Score: 1
      Well, there are two reasons for refusing knighthoods:

      Either you don't want to be seen as supporting the policies of the sitting government, or you refuse it because you object to the monarchy.

      In the former case, yes, you're right. In the latter, refusing it privately may well be the polite thing to do, but it also achieves absolutely nothing, whereas refusing it in public would give you a chance to make your point.

      Personally I'd love a chance to show disrespect to the queen.

    60. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by hysma · · Score: 1

      And... He made a cameo in ST:TNG.

      And I am not even mentioning Dilbert.

    61. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by hysma · · Score: 1

      And I am not even mentioning Dilbert.

      Could have sworn you just did...

      As an aside, I just found an interesting UI bug.. my preview never shows up so I click Cancel, then Reply again... instead of an edit box coming up my preview that never showed did. So I click Post. Well, it seems my *new* message was posted instead of the one I was previewing!

    62. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by TwoTonTambo · · Score: 1

      Fond memories of various land clearances (making poor people homeless so you can raise sheep for more money) and a vague association with various forms of colonial exploitation! Whee! I want one!

    63. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by slipnslidemaster · · Score: 1

      1.) Offered Knighthood
      2.) Refuse Knighthood ...

      3.) Profit!

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    64. Re:What do you get with knighthood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a dual-carriageway in Manchester named after him, honours dont get much higher than that.

  2. Also, he couldn't figured out how to get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    himself, the speech synth, and the wheel chair onto the horse's back. He would be a knight after all. I didn't even get to the part of how he could hold the lance.

    1. Re:Also, he couldn't figured out how to get... by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      himself, the speech synth, and the wheel chair onto the horse's back. He would be a knight after all. I didn't even get to the part of how he could hold the lance.

      This is so trollish that I should ignore it, but I should note that I work with a group of speech-language pathologists, occupational therapists and rehabilitation engineers who would have loved the challenge and it is almost certainly possible to do.

      Google "hippotherapy." Creating such a mounting system wouldn't be a completely useless endeavor.

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    2. Re:Also, he couldn't figured out how to get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creating such a mounting system wouldn't be a completely useless endeavor.
      But I imagine you would find a way to suck all the fun out of that, as well.
  3. Ixnay on the Itlestay by L3J · · Score: 0, Troll

    The article states that "Professor Hawking does not like titles. In fact he dislikes the whole concept of them,". Should we ignore his Ph.D.? What about the CBE he was awarded in '82? "Commander of the British Empire? Fellow of the Royal Society? Bah, call me Steve"

    1. Re:Ixnay on the Itlestay by youthoftoday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I reckon there's a difference between a title and a position. Yes, 'professor' is a title, but it's a professional one. 'Sir' isn't.

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    2. Re:Ixnay on the Itlestay by Nyago · · Score: 1

      Maybe he changed his mind. It does happen. If people's opinions were immutable, we'd be incapable of learning anything.

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    3. Re:Ixnay on the Itlestay by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't mod the parent as Troll it's a valid point and as youthoftoday pointed out Professor is not a title it was earned and 'Sir' is a title, an honor, given to a man.

    4. Re:Ixnay on the Itlestay by osu-neko · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe he changed his mind. It does happen. If people's opinions were immutable, we'd be incapable of learning anything.

      In America, if you're capable of learning, you're supposed to hide the fact. Demonstrating the capacity to learn is guaranteed to get to ridiculed for being a "flip-flopper". It's considered a sign of strength and character to never change you mind no matter what you learn or how circumstances change. :p

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    5. Re:Ixnay on the Itlestay by darthflo · · Score: 1

      I don't socialize with CBEs and FRSs that often, but of the people who hold academic/professional titles, many favour not to overuse them. Many of those who insist on their titles appear to do so in an effort to hide any insecurities behind bureaucracy and hierarchy, so it's not something the truly excellent would need to.
      Talking to someone representing not themself (the person) but any given role, is, of course, different. As an example, on official occasions most political figures will instruct whomever's talking to them to address them as president/councillor/etc, probably not to hide behind their title but to stress their presence as a function instead of a person.

    6. Re:Ixnay on the Itlestay by Rolman · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, circumstances change YOU!

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    7. Re:Ixnay on the Itlestay by sco08y · · Score: 1

      In America, if you're capable of learning, you're supposed to hide the fact. Demonstrating the capacity to learn is guaranteed to get to ridiculed for being a "flip-flopper".

      Hmm... from the sound of the whine, you must be a Obama supporter. Here's the problem with your analysis: to learn something, you have to actually *do* something and see how it turns out. Obama hasn't been around long enough and done anything significant enough to have a good reason to change his mind.

      Except on one issue: Iraq. He voiced opposition to the surge early on and he could go to Iraq and see first hand how it is. But he won't go. How can you have "capacity to learn" if you won't go and see what is happening?

      Instead we have the spectacle of him saying he wants an undivided Jerusalem in front of AIPAC and backpedaling in front of other audiences. Sorry, that's either rank opportunism or naivete, not a "capacity to learn."

      We have him pledging to take public funds and then changing his mind when it's inconvenient. I don't even like public funds and I'd even support a politician who was honest and said that he'd make his decision based on what would get the most money. But to just break a pledge indicates that you have no principles.

      And there are cases where he ought to have simply admitted he was wrong, like when he said during the primaries that he'd speak to Ahmadinejad without preconditions. Instead he's turned an unscripted answer borne of ignorance into his foreign policy, or in some cases tried to deny that he said it.

      Further, when another candidate admits he has limited knowledge, as when McCain acknowledged he didn't have all the answers on economic issues, Obama ridiculed him. Obama has presented himself as having all the answers and has thus put himself into the position of being unable to change his mind. So when he gets the flip-flopper label, its his own hubris coming back to bite him.

    8. Re:Ixnay on the Itlestay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If people's opinions were immutable, we'd be incapable of learning anything.

      I see you've discovered Slashdot.

  4. You want some Knighthoood? by Recovering+Hater · · Score: 5, Funny
    "We want you to be our Knight Professor Hawking."

    (robot voice)"No, you can keep it. I will not risk valorous death for someone who mismanages the government funding of my chosen profession.

    "No, you don't understand..."

    (loud robot voice)"I SAID KEEP IT!"

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    1. Re:You want some Knighthoood? by onedotzero · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It does make me wonder if the good Professor does indeed use all caps to shout, a la IRC.

    2. Re:You want some Knighthoood? by Jarik_Tentsu · · Score: 1

      What *really* happened:

      "Mr Hawking, her Majesty the Queen has personally wanted to offer you the honour of being knighted.
      Stephen Hawking (Thought): Sounds great! The highest honour in Britain, I definitely want it!
      STephen Hawking (Robot Voice): "The Queen can shove her knighthood up her ass and fuck herself!"
      Stephen Hawking (Thought): Oh noes! My mouse is moving by itself!!!!!!

      Moral of this story? Have an antivirus.

      ~Jarik

  5. source of knighthood vs source of funding by magarity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I thought knighthoods were handed out by the monarch as special recognition of one's accomplishments. It's the queen's way of saying thanks for being such an outstanding citizen. If you have a beef with the prime minister(s) and their budgeting priority that's not the queen's fault. Seems rather rude to slap her thanks down for something she's not in charge of.

    1. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Informative

      Generally knighthoods and other honours are given out based on recommendations by ministers of the current government, the queen actually has very little say in the matter - she controls the Order of the Garter completely however.

    2. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same thing. Also, imagine the good that could come out of it. It would show that people other than celebrities and musicians are role models. It's just a shame, IMHO.

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    3. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Allicorn · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its the govt who decide who gets "honored". The monarch is pretty much just the person who makes the announcement. So, Hawking's "slap" was fairly squarely aimed at Blair and co.

      Regarding who honors actually get dished out to, y'know the Darling brothers - Codemasters founders - got honored just recently? Its really not just celebs, musicians and sporty types.

      http://arstechnica.com/journals/thumbs.ars/2008/06/18/codemasters-founders-honored-by-queen-of-england

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    4. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was nothing in TFA or summary to indicate that these two things were related. He didn't turn down knighthood because of the budgeting, he turned it down because he doesn't want to be a knight.

      From TFA:
        "Professor Hawking does not like titles. In fact he dislikes the whole concept of them," a spokesman told The Times.

    5. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by timlyg · · Score: 0

      It is said he doesn't like titles. Besides, why demoting himself to accept something from a pompous old twit when he already has recognition from the world?

    6. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by giorgist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Knighthoods also give recognition to the queen.

      John Lennon's rejection when je was with the Beatles realy hutr the prestige.

      So now they ask diplomatically. Steven Hawkins deserves the maximum recognition in the UK but it's great that he doesn't need one from the Queen.

    7. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by 91degrees · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Queen is just a figurehead. While the Queen is the ruler of the land and theoretically has a lot of power, she's only allowed to keep this power on the condition that she doesn't use it.

      So, yes. The knighthoods are handed out by the monarch, but that's just a legal fiction. They're actually decided upon by the government of the day.

    8. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by kestasjk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Generally knighthoods and other honours are given out based on recommendations by ministers of the current government, the queen actually has very little say in the matter - she controls the Order of the Garter completely however. Are you saying the Queen isn't personally appreciative of Hawking's work on the mathematics behind black holes? Are you saying she doesn't read Nature and publish papers on quantum loop gravity and super-symmetry all day?! Then what the hell does she do with all her time and wealth?!
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    9. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      it's that they Honor HIM because he's popular and not his WORK. The point of Knighthood is to encourage others to excel also... the funding policies of most governments for pure science activities are pretty anti-science right now, so such and "honor" is a bit of an insult. Put some money up to ensure schools will still be able to teach NEW PHD's in physics in 10 years would be more of an honor.

    10. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by expatriot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is a popular urban myth that Charles Dodgson wrote a book about magic rabbits that the queen (Victoria) liked and wanted a copy of the next book he wrote. Unfortunately for her, it was a book on mathematics.

    11. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, Order of the Garter is correct. At first I thought it was a Freudian slip on Order of the Guard or something, although thinking about it, a garter on the Queen is probably not something one would want to fantasize about.

    12. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      budgeting priority that's not the queen's fault. Seems rather rude to slap her thanks down for something she's not in charge of.

      Then what good is she? Yep, exactly. Titles don't mean anything.
    13. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot, blackjack and hookers since you ask.

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    14. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Panoptes · · Score: 1

      More to the point perhaps is that the Queen has the Order of Merit in her say, and someone as pre-eminent as Stephen Hawking would be a most appropriate recipient of this honour. However, membership is limited to 24 worthies, and there's no vacancy at the moment.

    15. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Gwyn_232 · · Score: 1

      what the hell does she do with all her time and wealth?! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0371746/
    16. Re:source of knighthood vs source of funding by Chatsubo · · Score: 1

      Then what the hell does she do with all her time and wealth?!

      She waves at people.

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  6. He would always be welcome here by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

    http://www.perimeterinstitute.ca/

    They just recently snagged Dr. Neil Turok from Cambridge to serve as the the executive Director - it looks like we will soon have all of England's great physicists

    The RIM founder just kicked in another $50 Mil to his pet project:
    http://www.perimeterinstitute.ca/News/In_The_Media/Mike_Lazaridis_Donates_Additional_$50_Million_to_Perimeter_Institute/

    I would love to see Dr. Hawking at their monthly public outreach lectures.

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    1. Re:He would always be welcome here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Physics-mon! its you and me
      I know its my destiny,
      Physics-mon! Oh you're my best friend
      in a world we must defend
      Physics-mon! a heart so true
      Our courage will pull us through,

      You teach me and I'll teach you,
      Physics-mon! gotta catch'em all

      Max Planck use STRING THEORY!
      It's not very effective...

  7. I hate when that happens by SEWilco · · Score: 5, Funny

    He is particularly critical of the merger of the Particle Physics and Astronomy Research Council and the Council for the Central Laboratory of the Research Councils.
    Yeah, I hate it when someone creates a PPARCCCLRC.
    1. Re:I hate when that happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He is particularly critical of the merger of the Particle Physics and Astronomy Research Council and the Council for the Central Laboratory of the Research Councils.

      Yeah, I hate it when someone creates a PPARCCCLRC. They actually called it STFC. Or was it STFU? I always get those mixed up.
    2. Re:I hate when that happens by ettlz · · Score: 4, Funny

      STFC. Depending on who you ask, this means "Swindon Town Football Club" (STFC offices are in Swindon), or "Screw The Fucking Collider".

    3. Re:I hate when that happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason he was critical of it was that every time he tried to talk about it, his voice synthesiser crashed.

  8. Good for him by teslatug · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This knighthood business is such pomposity, it doesn't belong in the modern era. I have to get permission from a queeen before calling someone Sir?

    1. Re:Good for him by smittyoneeach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's all advertising. Hawking effectively calls more attention to his issues by rejecting the honour than by accepting.
      Much wisdom in that ravaged body.

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    2. Re:Good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This knighthood business is such pomposity, it doesn't belong in the modern era.

      Maybe, but lots of other titles are regularly used. Personally I always found it amusing that US lawyers often use the title of Esq. (Esquire). Esquire is traditionally used to indicate a man by conduct and bearing (but not birth) who is a gentleman.

      I have to get permission from a queeen before calling someone Sir?

      No, numbnuts. You can call anyone sir. That is called freedom of speech.

      But the correct form of address for a knight is to use the honorific "Sir". Do you call your physician "Dr. So-and-so"? Do you say "Senator Obama"? "Reverend Martin Luther King"?

      It's the polite thing to do.

      But don't worry, the monarch won't chop off your head if you don't use "Sir".

    3. Re:Good for him by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      No, but you need permission from the Queen before requiring someone else to call you Sir.

    4. Re:Good for him by Dunbal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have to get permission from a queeen before calling someone Sir?

            No, you can call anyone "Sir", but only the Queen can make it mean anything.

            It's tradition, you know? Although monarchies are now a thing of the past, it was still the only form of government that allowed Europe to survive the endless petty battles and feuds between regional warlords. That constant feuding would have kept us in the dark ages. The concept of the monarch as the overlord with the biggest army (and artillery!) to keep everyone in line brought peace to the lands (and at least confined war to overseas where other people's countries/crops/towns/culture got destroyed instead). That way civilization could begin to flourish.

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    5. Re:Good for him by lattyware · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Medical Dr. vs Real Dr. is a fun one, as the majority of Medical Doctors, are not actually doctors (don't have a doctorate), and yet people often say that someone who is a doctor, but not a medical doctor, is a fake doctor, which in fact, it's the other way around.

      I was told a story about a Pharmacist in a hospital who had his name - 'Dr. Bob Smith' (example) on the door. Now, the hospital forced him to take the Dr off, despite him actually having a doctorate, unlike most of the doctors who have it on their doors in the hospital, because he wasn't a medical doctor and it'd confuse people. I, personally, think that's insane.

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    6. Re:Good for him by slimak · · Score: 1

      I have a PhD, but my wife always says jokingly I am not a "Real Doctor" because I cannot treat patients or prescribe meds. I don't know how it is outside the US, but almost everyone outside of academics that I encounter thinks MD when they hear someone is a Doctor.

    7. Re:Good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      He probably could have put his name on the door in a form similar to 'Bob Smith, PhD'.

      I believe a lot of MD's business cards say, 'Joe Doc, MD'.

      In a hospital, Dr. usually is assumed to imply MD. So it is confusing and if the hypothetical pharmacist uses PhD, no one's ego is improperly damaged.

      Just for fun: IAADC (I am a doctoral candidate) :)

    8. Re:Good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea.... advertising..... I feel like buying his latest perfume now I know he doesn't like being called sir......

      Could it be the guy just has a spine, and doesn't give a shit about the queen and all of this royal idiocy? No, everyone loves the queen, he must be trying to sell something.....

    9. Re:Good for him by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's all advertising. Hawking effectively calls more attention to his issues by rejecting the honour than by accepting.

      It is not all advertising. He quietly refused the title ten years ago and this is the first we've heard of it as far as I'm aware. Everything points to this being a point of principle for him, not a means of gaining publicity. I guess you've shown that it sometimes is possible to be too cynical after all.
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    10. Re:Good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Medical Dr. vs Real Dr. is a fun one, as the majority of Medical Doctors, are not actually doctors (don't have a doctorate), and yet people often say that someone who is a doctor, but not a medical doctor, is a fake doctor, which in fact, it's the other way around.

      Depends. The origin of the word doctor long predates the MD degree.

      In Austria, the title for lawyers is Dr.

      I am always amused by US lawyers with a JD who think they have a doctorate.

      I was told a story about a Pharmacist in a hospital who had his name - 'Dr. Bob Smith' (example) on the door. Now, the hospital forced him to take the Dr off, despite him actually having a doctorate, unlike most of the doctors who have it on their doors in the hospital, because he wasn't a medical doctor and it'd confuse people. I, personally, think that's insane.

      Not only would it confuse people, but in many jurisdictions that is the law. Where I live, any idiot can call themselves a Dr., but to call yourself Dr. in a hospital is restricted by law to licensed MDs.

      A friend of mine is a licensed RN, and also has a PhD in nursing. When they work in the hospital, they can't use the title Dr., but when teaching classes at the affiliated university, they can use Dr.

    11. Re:Good for him by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      I guess you've shown that it sometimes is possible to be too cynical after all. A fair statement, in my case.
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    12. Re:Good for him by STrinity · · Score: 1

      I have to get permission from a queeen before calling someone Sir?
      Why would you want to call anyone "sir," brother? It is an outmoded relic of a disgusting class-system, meant to single someone out as being superior to you. If you live in a system where the term has any meaning, you should throw off your shackles and overthrow those who impose it upon you; and if you live in a system where it is just a holdover from olden times, you should stop using it in favor of something more egalitarian.
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    13. Re:Good for him by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Informative

      Depends on the country. In the US (and in Canada, I'm pretty sure) the degree which allows you to practice medicine is indeed a doctorate (MD or DO.) I understand that in Britain it's actually a bachelor's degree (BM) and that MD is a title you only get if you do additional research work; the US equivalent is MD/PhD. But in any case, it is a shame that the work "doctor" is so inextricably associated with medicine is most people's minds. Medical doctors have to work very hard to earn their title; so do other kinds of doctors, and all of them should be recognized for it. If you need to make the precise distinction, the right word to use is "physician."

      My grandfather, a retired professor of literature (with a PhD, of course) has a number of health problems and often has to call up new hospitals or specialty practices. He always leads the conversation with, "This is Dr. Hardy ..." Amazing how much red tape that can cut through.

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    14. Re:Good for him by dogdick · · Score: 1

      They would call it 'Eau de Sweaty-Greasy Wheelchair Leather'

      And to correct you, sort of 'has a spine'

    15. Re:Good for him by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Monarchy totally did _not_ move European wars overseas. The stupidest and most wasteful European wars have been nothing more than petty spats between two feuding European monarchs. See the Hundred Years' War, The War of Two Peters, The War of the Roses and the English Civil War for just a few examples of idiots fighting for the monarchy (With the exception of the English CW, it was a fight to establish a commonwealth which degenerated into a protectorate). Monarchies just supersized the stupid wars.

      Monarchs weren't even decent domestic governors. You can thank Ferdinand and Isabella for the Spanish Inquisition, which set back Spain by hundreds of years. Speaking of the Church, lots and lots of European monarchs were only too happy to waste untold resources and let untold numbers of their citizens die fighting stupid Crusades to "take back" Jerusalem, or kill the wicked Cathar heretics, or what-have-you.

      In fact, you didn't see things settling down and stabilizing in Europe until people began to put checks against the power of the monarchy.

    16. Re:Good for him by Better.Safe.Than.Sor · · Score: 1

      You must be from the USA. Still peeved about missing out on that whole monarchy bit, wot? Ah well, you can just call ME Sir and you don't need anyone's permission. Oh, btw, the offer of a knighthood is made ONCE - if the potential recipient declines the honour it is never offered again.

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    17. Re:Good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought a physician was somebody with a degree in physics? :D

    18. Re:Good for him by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I read your comment and agree with you. Fair enough - monarchs were cruel bloodthirsty people.

            My point however was that before the monarchy you had Lord so and so constantly fighting Count so and so in the next valley/hill/castle, burning the crops, slaughtering the serfs, etc, repeated hundreds of times across the country. The taking of war, pillaging and murder out of everyone's backyard and "doing it" in a series of large battles in a limited area, at least some of the countryside managed to grow. A regular levy of men and goods for the King was easier for the population as a whole to deal with than destruction of the countryside by hundreds of quibbling counts and barons.

            I agree that TRUE growth came after the monarchies - but there's a reason why there's not a great deal of technological history written between 473AD till the renaissance.

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    19. Re:Good for him by ct1972 · · Score: 1

      Doctor is latin for teacher. Any connotation for medicine came much later. You mentioned MD is a doctorate in the states and extra research is a PhD.

      Having a PhD myself (university lecturer, so I am a teacher too I suppose), and having worked with many MD students here in the UK, I think this system is better. A taught medicine degree is still a taught medicine degree, it should probably be a Masters degree (like an MEng), but it is a totally different animal to a doctorate.

    20. Re:Good for him by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Although monarchies are now a thing of the past, it was still the only form of government that allowed Europe to survive the endless petty battles and feuds between regional warlords. That constant feuding would have kept us in the dark ages.

      Other than the fact that virtually every European monarch indulged in endless petty battles and feuds up until around WWI... sure.
       
      Not to mention, as just one example, the Italian Renaissance occurred during one of the most contentious and war/feud filled eras in Italian History. Mostly because the princes of the various city-states viewed dick waving in the form of having better artists than anyone else as one facet of the competition. This might sound familiar.
       
       

      The concept of the monarch as the overlord with the biggest army (and artillery!) to keep everyone in line brought peace to the lands (and at least confined war to overseas where other people's countries/crops/towns/culture got destroyed instead).

      Um... European monarchs failed miserably to keep everyone in line, failed miserably at keeping the peace, and didn't even try to keep warfare overseas.
       
      Have you ever actually studied any real history?
    21. Re:Good for him by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      It's not pomposity (anymore) -- the honours system is the perfect meritocracy -- except, of course, the fact that they're bought and sold and some titles are inherited. They serve much the same service as medals and decorations do in a military, but in a much more personal way. It belongs perfectly well in any era. The remotest Zen monastery contains an elder or council of elders, who are referred to with an honorific title; the most far out hippie commune has a senior figure or figures referred to by a nickname -- the honours system is just nationally-codified deference. Again, excepting the ones bought or inherited.

    22. Re:Good for him by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm totally sure it wasn't a personal pursuit for power. The royalty back then totally looked out for the little man so that civilization could flourish.

      Wait.

      Are you an alien?

      About the last truly altruistic behavior you can count on is your mother.

      And it's not pure cynicism. Beings that pursue things that benefit them and their progeny at the expense of other beings are more likely to succeed and produce equally successful offspring. If nothing else, smacking down your competition is highly beneficial. You could say it more simply with "nature prefers selfish beings" but it's a gross and misleading simplification.

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    23. Re:Good for him by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      But the correct form of address for a knight is to use the honorific "Sir". Do you call your physician "Dr. So-and-so"? Do you say "Senator Obama"? "Reverend Martin Luther King"?

      But surely those are titles (and in fact job titles) - like Professor - and not honorifics?

    24. Re:Good for him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US (and in Canada, I'm pretty sure) the degree which allows you to practice medicine is indeed a doctorate (MD or DO.)

      In Canada, the degree that allows you to practice medicine is the MD degree. They have the title of Dr., but it is most certainly not a doctorate degree.

    25. Re:Good for him by eyendall · · Score: 2

      Now if only Americans could come up with checks against the powers of King George Bush.

    26. Re:Good for him by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

      Doctor is latin for teacher. Any connotation for medicine came much later.

      AFAIK, "doctor" is a shorter and corrupted version of "didaktor" which literally means "teacher".

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    27. Re:Good for him by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      About the last truly altruistic behavior you can count on is your mother.
      I am sorry for you if that has been your life experience.
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    28. Re:Good for him by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is that the battles weren't really ever out of anybody's backyard. You had to take cities and towns to get anywhere- and people still died either defending or taking them.

      I'll concede that reducing the number of rulers getting involved in pissing contests with one another probably had a beneficial effect. I would chalk the flourishing of Europe to more than just the consolidations of power.

  9. parent is not a troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:IQ-4races-rotate-highres.png and put the average/SD data into an excel normdist function. Base your idea of "genius" IQ on whatever you want. In my case, I did it at 160 IQ since they were looking for "Einsteins" in Africa (Einstein is said to have 160 IQ).

    You will see that the statement is not a troll and is, in fact, correct.

    1. Re:parent is not a troll by YttriumOxide · · Score: 0

      Actually, the chart you link to is IQ of various "races" in the US. It tells us nothing about people around the world, as the factors influencing the intelligence of various people in the US may have more to do with social factors and so on.

      I find it unlikely (although admittedly possible) that people of different "races" have different ranges of potential intelligence. But I find it equally as "possible" (as in, not very) that people of different hair colour have different ranges of potential intelligence.

      Note of course, I did mention POTENTIAL intelligence rather than intelligence, because the aforementioned social factors unfortunately cause problems there... :(

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  10. That's a COVER STORY! by Bogtha · · Score: 3, Funny

    The truth is that he has fallen out of favour with the government since Torchwood uncovered evidence that he is working with Davros.

    Personally, I think the government shouldn't be in the business of giving out meaningless awards and I would refuse one on that basis.

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    1. Re:That's a COVER STORY! by Half+a+dent · · Score: 1

      ...evidence that he is working with Davros Would explain why he doesn't like the title "Doctor".
  11. Condescending by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it to me seems a bit condescending and arrogant for one organization to give out a recognitional award to another. Frankly, if Hawking is the big smart physicist, maybe he's the one that should be giving the recognitions, not the other way around. He's the one with the authority.

  12. Reading comprehension by rgmoore · · Score: 5, Informative

    It looks to me as though you're confusing two parts of the article. It's actually talking about two sets of correspondence, one about the knighthood and one about funding disputes. On the knighthood, it says:

    "Professor Hawking does not like titles. In fact he dislikes the whole concept of them," a spokesman told The Times.

    So he turned the knighthood down because he dislikes knighthood in principle. That seems like a reasonable position, and a willingness to turn down personal advancement on a matter of principle seems like an honorable decision. The arguments about funding were a separate issue and, apparently, one that came about some time after he turned down the knighthood.

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    1. Re:Reading comprehension by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      "Professor Hawking does not like titles. In fact he dislikes the whole concept of them" Is it just me, or does it seem hypocritical to use the title of "Professor" in this sentence. I mean, if that really is Hawking's spokesman.
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    2. Re:Reading comprehension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is against titles on principle? That explains why he insists on being referred to as Steve, or Stevie, or even the Hawk rather than Dr. or Professor.

    3. Re:Reading comprehension by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Professor is used as a position vice a title. I would presume Hawking was referring to honorific titles such as those of nobility and knighthood, vice positions held. One could fairly refer to him as a fellow or professor, since he holds both positions as a research fellow and a professor. I've read he does not prefer the honorific of Doctor.

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    4. Re:Reading comprehension by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He may well be against all titles- including Doctor, Professor, Mr and Mrs... I myself sympathize with the view, though I can see it's not practical to try and eliminate them.

    5. Re:Reading comprehension by rhizome · · Score: 1

      He may well be against all titles- including Doctor, Professor, Mr and Mrs... I myself sympathize with the view, though I can see it's not practical to try and eliminate them.

      He's not trying to eliminate them.

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  13. How? by Bazman · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can see the problem at the ceremony now:

    Queen: "Arise Sir Hawking. Errmmmmm".

    1. Re:How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be "Arise Sir Stephen"...

    2. Re:How? by magus_melchior · · Score: 1

      That's what hydraulics are for.
      Or, if he's into dancing, pneumatics.

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    3. Re:How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can see the problem at the ceremony now:

      Queen: "Arise Sir Hawking. Errmmmmm".

      I was thinking more on how would he get on his knee to be "knighted"...

      Same end, different beggining.

    4. Re:How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misspelled "Sir Stephen".

  14. Re:Hawking is just mad for this reason... by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wow, AC's friend says so. Just, wow.

    This is a shock.

    I'll start burning them niggers right away.

  15. It is perfectly understandable by damburger · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A lot of people are refusing knighthoods, because association with our tired, old absurd Imperial rituals is more of a detriment than a benefit to someone who is already famous in their own right.

    The people who tend to accept them are the ones whose careers are on the slide anyway.

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    1. Re:It is perfectly understandable by Myrddin+Wyllt · · Score: 2, Funny

      The people who tend to accept them are the ones whose careers are on the slide anyway.

      So true.

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    2. Re:It is perfectly understandable by fyoder · · Score: 2, Funny

      A lot of people are refusing knighthoods, because association with our tired, old absurd Imperial rituals is more of a detriment than a benefit to someone who is already famous in their own right.

      Not to mention it's not as much fun as it was in the old days. Now, they don't even give you your own servant with coconut shells.

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    3. Re:It is perfectly understandable by darthflo · · Score: 1
      I especially like the second image's caption:

      The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation tackles global health
  16. I hear... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that it makes everyone else in the world call you "Sir" and leave the room walking backwards while mumbling humble pledges of servitude to you.

  17. Re:He is using his knighthood by iMaple · · Score: 1

    Not really. He did not claim he refused the knighthood to live the life of a recluse. He just doesn't like titles (and I suspect especially titles related to monarchy). Lenon did the same. If more people follow his example, the value of a knighthood will be diminished (and that's not hypocritical, cos he does not believe the knighthood should have a value)

  18. Hawking - Python = LISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "the merger of the Particle Physics and Astronomy Research Council and the Council for the Central Laboratory of the Research Councils"

    In other news, the British Council For The Renaming Of British Councils Which Sound As If They Were Named By Monty Python (BCFTROBCWSAITWNBMP) was renamed "Betsy". And in the sports news, it was (over 'Ilchester-Ladies-Choir 'Arsenal 3 nil) . . .

    1. Re:Hawking - Python = LISP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just reminded me that when the Inland Revenue (read that as IRS) were re-organising there IT services in London, the top bods were sat around the table for an hour and came up with the new title of Central London IT Services. Just before the decision was finalised a snigger was heard, followed by much embarrassment when it was pointed out how the letter headings would be abbreviated.

  19. Chess! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm sure there are perks that come with it, but I believe the main thing is the honour of being recognised nationally for your achievements. It is also useful for playing chess. You get the ability to move all pawns like knights on the first move as well as the ability to resurrect a fallen knight. Really, it is in the chess rulebook! But that is nothing compared to the moves you get when you become a bishop or a duke!


    I should note that these rule adjustments only work in the UK and Commonwealth countries. And if you are ever in the UK, don't play a game of chess with the queen. Not even Kasparov would attempt it.

  20. The real reason he refused. by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    However, the scientist has released correspondence showing that he was approached with the offer of a knighthood over a decade ago but refused it on principle.
    How the hell was he going to wear the suit of armor and pick up the sword you insensitive clods!!!
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  21. Ten Years Later... by VoxMagis · · Score: 0, Redundant

    We just found out about this because it's taken him all this time to finish saying it through his speech box.

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  22. Horrible misunderstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, Hawking was quite enthusiastic of the idea and, practical joker that he is, he wanted to respond to the committee's request with a hearty 'Ni!'. Unfortunately, his synthesizer malfunctioned and out came 'No!'.

  23. I Don't Like Titles Either by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1

    I think abstracts are much more useful. You can't judge a book by its cover, but you can judge an article by its abstract.

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  24. Re:He is using his knighthood by silentcoder · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That may have been true if he had done so AT THE TIME. Hawking SILENTLY rejected the knighthood many years ago, but OTHER people have been calling for him to be knighted every year. These constant requests from the public ultimately led to Hawking choosing to end the suspense by just saying that it was HIS OWN decision not to be knighted many years ago and that they can stop pestering the UK government about it.

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  25. Smart choice by Prof. Hawking by Renderer+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    To be honest, it's not the best idea to let a 100-year-old woman with a sword near a wheelchair-bound man who has all kinds of sensitive electronic devices around him that keep him alive.

    1. Re:Smart choice by Prof. Hawking by The+Real+Nem · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but he's going to have troubles wearing all that armor and wielding a lance. Ba-dum-ch!

  26. Darthhood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Darth Hawking" THAT he may accept. After all, being a Dark Lord actually means he is a expert in 'Dark Energy' :-\

    1. Re:Darthhood? by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

      wish he could reply to you on slashdot...
      (I expect an equally witty retort...)

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  27. He probably saw.... by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

    This and wanted no part of it.

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  28. That's not how Hawking operates by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    Of course he rejected the knighthood. He'll only take a knighthood when someone else gets it, and then he'll call it a Hawkinghood.

  29. Maybe if he... by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    took the knighthood, his criticisms would hold more weight!? Just guessing...

    1. Re:Maybe if he... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      There is a history of refusing the honor in order to make criticisms of UK government policy. In fact, in may be a greater honor to be on the list of people who refuse the title than to be on the list of people who accept it.

    2. Re:Maybe if he... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      More on those who have refused honors here.

  30. Oh man, he has a bad attitude... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... listen there for a sample, dear nerds:
    http://mchawking.com/mp3_files/RockOutWithYourHawkOut.mp3

  31. So... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    He's more of an anti-elitist, anti-government rebel than Sir Mick Jagger?

  32. Informative response... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bet this doesn't get modded up, but here goes:

    In 1865 the holder of the Christ Church Mathematical Lectureship, one Charles Dodgson, published an amazing childrens book, 'Alice in Wonderland' under the pen name of Lewis Caroll.

    The book was a great success, and Queen Victoria was one of his fans. Greatly appreciative, she arranged for an audience with 'Caroll', and insisted that she be provided with a copy of the next book this author would write.

    Imagine her surprise when, next year, she was sent a copy of a complex technical book on Symbolic Logic!

  33. I thought the title meant... by LunarStudio · · Score: 1

    I thought that title meant you could wield a sword and cut off peoples heads in the name of the kingdom...

  34. Facebook? by eluusive · · Score: 1

    I thought this story was about Stephen Hawking turning down a Knighthood invitation on Facebook, and I was all "Yeah so? I do it all the time." :P

  35. I don't think Hawking .... by PPH · · Score: 0

    ... could handle the suit of armor, much less getting up on a horse carrying a heavy lance.

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  36. Honorary knighthoods are insults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm sure there are perks that come with it, but I believe the main thing is the honour of being recognised nationally for your achievements.

    In my opinion, a knighthood would be an insult to Hawking. He is one of the greatest minds of all time; being Sir Stephen would leave him permanently at the bottom of the nobility scale.

    Perhaps that's the point of honorary knighthoods: so that the hereditary nobility can look down on all the great people who have been "honored" and put them in their place.

  37. Mod parent up by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1

    He's right!

    1. Re:Mod parent up by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 1

      Whups, no I'm not! I somehow forgot the World Wars. I would say those were probably the stupidest and most wasteful wars ever and they both had European theaters.

  38. Is this old stand new news? by yakumo.unr · · Score: 1

    Not that I wish to troll the good Dr. Hawking, but is this the first time it's been known that he turned this down, and for those reasons?

    Because if so I'm saddened as that means that his stand, has wasted what could have potentially been 10 years of community momentum taking up the issue that he was highlighting then.

    I'm sure people were doing what they could anyway, but it seems like it would have been a wasted PR opportunity.

  39. Re:Hawking is just mad for this reason... by tietokone-olmi · · Score: 1

    Well I guess sarcasm really is a dead art these days.

  40. oblig fanboi by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

    Professor Stephen Hacking....

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  41. Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The honours system is a complete and utter joke.

    Our local council leader got a CBE this year (Commander of the British Empire) for service in that position.

    He came to the job having stolen a paiting from his previous employer with thousands of pounds. Whilst he was at our council his achievements were getting it £26million in debt leading to job losses and a succesful cover up of a child abuse scandal where foster carers abused children, the council knew about it and nothing was done for ages. No heads rolled about he fact it was ignored for a long time and allowed to continue.

    Anyway the guy quit before he was pushed in the end, and this is what he gets? One of the highest honours in the country.

    I think I'd turn one down too if you have to coverup child abuse and cause mass debt and job losses to be worthy of one. His name is John Foster, page 9 of this years honours list PDF 2nd from bottom if I recall.

  42. Doctor vs Doctor by eyendall · · Score: 1


    A PhD is an academic qualification. An MD is a trade diploma.

    PhD's who insist on the title "Dr" outside the academic environment are insecure, pompous twits.

    1. Re:Doctor vs Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, in that case, MD's who insist on the title "Dr." outside of a hospital are similarly insecure, pompous twits.

      And yet, I hear medical professionals use the title way, way more than academics when introducing themselves outside of both medical and academic establishments.

      Well, they do say that medical practitioners tend to have large egos :)

  43. Re:Hawking is just mad for this reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When did they start eBaying 5-digit Slashdot UIDs?

  44. No, there aren't people as bright as him. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    He is sitting in Newton's chair, for bunnies sakes.

    You simply can't get much better than that.

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  45. Er ... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The whole royal construct is offensive to many people, it is an affront to the most basic democratic principles in which people are valued by their deeds, not by their genealogy tree.

    It the queen feels slapped for that, so what?

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  46. You must be joking. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Millions of people died, countries fell and were created, at the whims of monarchs, whose only justification to be in a position of power was that they were born from another monarch (when they were not in fact usurpers, often from their own family members).

    To claim they were a force for good is completely ludicrous, it has to be said there was no better alternative, even though the concept of democracy was invented hundreds of years before.

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  47. obligatory Python... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Professor, the Queen is making you a knight.
    Queen of the who?
    Queen of the Britains!
    Well who are the Britains?
    We all are. We're all Britains. And she is your Queen.
    Well, I didn't vote for her!

  48. Medicinae Doctor by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    people often say that someone who is a doctor, but not a medical doctor, is a fake doctor, which in fact, it's the other way around.

    MD is short for Medicinae Doctor, or Doctor of Medicine. It's a 'real' doctorate.

    Somebody who does med school and a residency certainly learns as much about medicine as somebody studying for a PhD in other sciences. Fellowships are equivalent to post-docs.

    I guess one significant difference would be that a PhD usually published original research, whereas the MD doesn't always. But that just shows that it takes 7+ years of tough work to get to that stage, the fellowship, when pretty much everybody publishes papers. So, whereas most PhD's can hammer out something in four years, it takes longer to learn what's needed to be an MD. OK, technically they have the MD after four years, but the residency isn't really optional.

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