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Senate Hearing On Laptop Seizures At US Border

suitablegirl writes "As we have discussed, Customs and Border Patrol is allowed to seize and download data from laptops or electronic devices of Americans returning from abroad. At a Senate hearing tomorrow, privacy advocates and industry groups will urge the lawmakers to take action to protect the data and privacy of Americans not guilty of anything besides wanting to go home."

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  1. Countermeasure by sodul · · Score: 3, Funny

    What about putting goatse.cx as a background picture, including for the login page.
    They might return the laptop to you right away ... or just burn it.

    1. Re:Countermeasure by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know, they will be searching you. You don't want to give them any ideas.

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  2. Re:Can we be a little more inclusive? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Haven't you figured out you're not welcome yet?

  3. Re:About time. by linzeal · · Score: 5, Funny

    This only punishes people who are not technically savvy enough to encrypt their documents or store them in a USB key drive.

  4. Re:About time. by sndtech · · Score: 3, Funny

    USB keys are also available in rather easily concealable form factors. such as the 4Gb, smaller than a stick of gum, usb key I have in my hand. which I could easily conceal even if I were naked.

  5. Re:About time. by EnglishSteve · · Score: 5, Funny

    MentalImage.Erase()

  6. Re:About time. by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just to clarify that conjugation there:
    Noun: Terrorist.
    Adjective: Terroristish.
    Adverb: Terroristically.
    Other: Terroristificationism.

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  7. I love governments by zmollusc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sir! Sir! Somebody copied a song on their computer to someone else's computer!

    ZOMFG! Quick, make some legislation that pisses on civil rights and prosecute the shit out of anyone copying files! Get Bill on the phone and have him write a load of restrictive crap into everybody's operating system. Copying Files Must Be Stopped!!

    Sir! Sir! Somebody took a computer with them when they left the country for a couple of hours!

    ZOMFG! Copy all his files! Distribute copies to all the many security agencies!

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  8. Re:Can we be a little more inclusive? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

    Umm... could it be that some dimwit in some agency mistook tourism for terrorism? I mean, they do sound similar...

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  9. Re:About time. by Nuskrad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh thanks, you just gave them reason to cavity search all geeks.

  10. Re:About time. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd give quite a lot to see the guard who tries to search Richard Stallman. The man is famous for not bathing, and you could probably hide an OLPC laptop in that beard.

  11. Re:On a technicality... by Ihlosi · · Score: 4, Funny
    If you're not in the US yet, how can you have committed any crime in US jurisdiction? If you are in the US then surely you're entitled to the protection of the US constitution?

    Your prenineeleventhink is simply appalling, citizen.

  12. Re:Can we be a little more inclusive? by odsock · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wonder what would happen if you were to try to set the BSA, RIAA and MPAA onto the TSA. No one strikes fear into the hearts of the TSA like the Boy Scouts of America.
  13. Re:About time. by syousef · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is not new. It predates The War on [noun/adjective/adverb/other]
    End of discussion.

    The issue here is not whether they can inspect your documents, but whether they can keep a copy of your electronic files.

    I think you misunderstand what "End of discussion." means.

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  14. Re:About time. by aproposofwhat · · Score: 5, Funny

    stagonometry

    Encrypted information hidden in the shape of antlers?

    Excellent idea - especially for those damn Scandinavian terrorists bringing their Lapp tops complete with reindeer antlers into the country :o)

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  15. Re:About time. by oldspewey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Goatse modded insightful? Isn't this one of the seven signs of the coming apocalypse?

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  16. Re:About time. by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    4th Amendment anyone!?! That's pre-911 thinking, obviously you hate america, and you're probably a secret muslim sleeper agent. We'd better shoot you, just to be safe.
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