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North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September?

phobos13013 writes "Recently released evidence is showing the North Pole ice is melting at the highest rate ever recorded. As a result, the Pole may be completely ice-free at the surface and composed of nothing but open water by September. As reported in September of last year, the Northwest Passage was ice-free for the first time known to man. The implications of this, as well as the causes, are still being debated. Are global warming experts just short-sighted alarmists? Are we heading for a global ice age? Or is the increase in global mean temperature having an effect on our planet?"

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  1. santa? by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh no! What will happen to santa and his elves, and the reindeer? Won't someone think of the reindeer?

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    1. Re:santa? by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      But Mommy I have been good this year.
      Sorry Billy Santa dies from global warming, and it all because you had to go back to the house from school because you forgot your lunch.

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    2. Re:santa? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Santa's business has since long been outsourced. Just look at the gifts the kids get, and how many of them that are Made In China.

  2. A modest proposal... by cthulu_mt · · Score: 3, Funny

    That we carpet bomb the damn thing just to be safe.

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  3. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's about fucking time those damn penguins get what they deserve.

    1. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ballmer, is that you?

  4. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

    But lack of polar bears is good for seals. screw those polar bears and their radical bear agenda!

  5. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by ahugenerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    But lack of seals is good for cod. screw those seals and their radial seal agenda!

  6. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Without these natural predators the population of Arctic researchers could reach dangerous levels.

  7. Re:1421 by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just read a great book about China's 'discovery' of the America around 1421 and they were able to get their junks around Greenland, a feat not otherwise possible, but it was warm that year.

    Just think how much they've progressed, now they can get their junks all the way to Walmart!

  8. Time to Grow Up by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's almost like mother nature is giving humanity some 'gentle' urging to move-out and get our own place.

    Pretty soon, however, if we don't get our ass in gear I have a feeling we might find all our stuff thrown out on the front lawn...if you follow the analogy.

    1. Re:Time to Grow Up by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Funny

      Almost.

      But not quite.

      Don't anthropomorphise Mother Nature. She hates it when you do that.

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    2. Re:Time to Grow Up by morari · · Score: 3, Funny

      Wasn't that what happened with Mars? Where are we supposed to go this time?

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  9. Whitewash. by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is comical to me that in the past decade, I've seen the headlines purchased by oil company spin doctors go from:

    Global Warming: Fact or Fiction?

    to

    Global Warming: Are We Causing It?

    to

    Global Warming: What Can We Do About It?

    to

    Antarctica: The New Hawaii

  10. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by lazyDog86 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They live in areas around which, according to the article, have plenty of ice...

    Damn...That must be why my freezer keeps growling at me.

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  11. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by FireStormZ · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, thats the half eaten carton of Ben and Jerry's from 1997, clean out your damn fridge..

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  12. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Stop overreacting. With the opening of the Northwest Passage, additional trade routes will open. And you know what that means!

    More pirates!

  13. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by jcr · · Score: 4, Funny

    But the cod eat plankton. Screw those fish and their radical cod agenda!

    -jcr

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  14. This was all expected... by sjs132 · · Score: 3, Funny

    After the ice melts, the poles flip. Eventually we'll be in the next iceage... It has nothing to due with my SUV or your solar panels, it is the nature of the cycle of destruction. After the mass extinction, the strong will survive and slowly rebuild. Our Children and generations more will forget what came before. They will worship our relics and call God by his new name: ComPewTur

    Am I kidding? Maybe, Maybe not...

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  15. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by azav · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those seals are not radial! They exhibit bilateral symmetry!

    Note: the above is a marine biology joke. If you have not majored in Marine Biology, please go back to college and complete enough courses until the above is funny in context.

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  16. Re:Cryosphere Chart by gnick · · Score: 4, Funny

    My friends refer to it a climate-porn...

    Can't say I strongly disagree since it has the feel of watching a loooong slow train wreck...

    Are you implying that your porn resembles a loooong slow train wreck? I think you're doing it wrong.

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  17. Sing... by VennData · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sung to the tune of Santa Clause is coming to town "Santa Clause is going to drown"

  18. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by SBacks · · Score: 5, Funny

    And, plankton take solar energy and convert it into stored food energy.

    So, Global Warming = Less Polar Bears = More Seals = Less Cod = More Plankton = More Solar Conversion = Global Cooling!!!!

  19. Re:bullshit by Poppa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then please, please tell me why anyone thinks Al Gore is remotely relevant on the issue of climate change!!!

    Because he invented the Internet, silly.

  20. Re:1421 by Fritz+Benwalla · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't care how warm it is, I could never get my junk around Greenland.

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  21. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you have not majored in Marine Biology, please go back to college and complete enough courses until the above is funny in context.

    Or, go back and major in maths. You get all the jokes!

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  22. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by ibbie · · Score: 4, Funny

    So, Global Warming = Less Polar Bears = More Seals = Less Cod = More Plankton = More Solar Conversion = Global Cooling!!!!

    See? The planet is fine. It'll handle this whole global warming thing without a problem.

    The people living on it? Well, we're pretty much screwed. :D

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  23. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by Torvaun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Nope, that's Zuul.

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  24. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Funny


        You sound like you plan on being part of the 99% who fail to survive the first 6 months. Tough luck.

        It will be a wonderful and renewed world afterwards.

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  25. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by moogleii · · Score: 3, Funny

    Isn't that just general bio?

  26. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... what does seal taste like?

    It's kind of gamey... like spotted owl and bald eagle.... :-D

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  27. Re:1421 by carps · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what you are saying is that some people don't have maps?

    Yes! The reason 1492 China people can not find the US on maps, I believe, is that many 1492 China people do not have maps, such as 1492-China-people-Americans, the Iraqis, the South Africans, such as.

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  28. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by cez · · Score: 5, Funny
    Ohhhh yeah... studied Marine Biology have you? Well then... answer me this:


    What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common?











    ...they both like a tight seal!


    sorry...last day, won't be here all week =(

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  29. Re:Tell us in September by audunr · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it doesn't happen, will we get an apology for misleading us?

    Nope. We'll get a dupe.

  30. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by rrkap · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey, if I'm getting wiped out, I'm taking as many other species with me as I can!

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