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North Pole Ice On Track To Melt By September?

phobos13013 writes "Recently released evidence is showing the North Pole ice is melting at the highest rate ever recorded. As a result, the Pole may be completely ice-free at the surface and composed of nothing but open water by September. As reported in September of last year, the Northwest Passage was ice-free for the first time known to man. The implications of this, as well as the causes, are still being debated. Are global warming experts just short-sighted alarmists? Are we heading for a global ice age? Or is the increase in global mean temperature having an effect on our planet?"

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  1. You know who I feel sorry for? by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Polar Bears. No place to go any more.

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    1. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Funny

      But lack of polar bears is good for seals. screw those polar bears and their radical bear agenda!

    2. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by FireStormZ · · Score: 5, Informative

      Polar bears don't actually live 'at the pole':

      http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Polar_bear_range_map.png

      They live in areas around which, according to the article, have plenty of ice...

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    3. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by ahugenerd · · Score: 5, Funny

      But lack of seals is good for cod. screw those seals and their radial seal agenda!

    4. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      Without these natural predators the population of Arctic researchers could reach dangerous levels.

    5. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by lazyDog86 · · Score: 5, Funny

      They live in areas around which, according to the article, have plenty of ice...

      Damn...That must be why my freezer keeps growling at me.

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    6. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by FireStormZ · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, thats the half eaten carton of Ben and Jerry's from 1997, clean out your damn fridge..

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    7. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by azav · · Score: 5, Funny

      Those seals are not radial! They exhibit bilateral symmetry!

      Note: the above is a marine biology joke. If you have not majored in Marine Biology, please go back to college and complete enough courses until the above is funny in context.

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    8. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by SBacks · · Score: 5, Funny

      And, plankton take solar energy and convert it into stored food energy.

      So, Global Warming = Less Polar Bears = More Seals = Less Cod = More Plankton = More Solar Conversion = Global Cooling!!!!

    9. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you have not majored in Marine Biology, please go back to college and complete enough courses until the above is funny in context.

      Or, go back and major in maths. You get all the jokes!

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    10. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by fm6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Jeez, this is the most asinine thread I've ever read. We start with some tasteless jokes about dying animals and end up with the argument that it's all no big deal because a little coastal flooding now and then is good. Let's not deal with the hard stuff, like the extinction of thousands of species, the loss of cropland, the reversal of the carbon cycle, increase in catastrophic weather, and the faint (but real) possibility that the whole thing will cycle out of control and render the planet uninhabitable. No, that would require giving up some smugness. And we at Slashdot value our smugness!

    11. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... what does seal taste like?

      It's kind of gamey... like spotted owl and bald eagle.... :-D

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    12. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by cez · · Score: 5, Funny
      Ohhhh yeah... studied Marine Biology have you? Well then... answer me this:


      What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common?











      ...they both like a tight seal!


      sorry...last day, won't be here all week =(

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    13. Re:You know who I feel sorry for? by rrkap · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, if I'm getting wiped out, I'm taking as many other species with me as I can!

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  2. santa? by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh no! What will happen to santa and his elves, and the reindeer? Won't someone think of the reindeer?

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    1. Re:santa? by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Funny

      But Mommy I have been good this year.
      Sorry Billy Santa dies from global warming, and it all because you had to go back to the house from school because you forgot your lunch.

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    2. Re:santa? by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Santa's business has since long been outsourced. Just look at the gifts the kids get, and how many of them that are Made In China.

  3. Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's about fucking time those damn penguins get what they deserve.

    1. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ballmer, is that you?

    2. Re:Finally by Vendetta · · Score: 5, Informative

      Penguins are southern hemisphere.

    3. Re:Finally by tomtomtom777 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's the sound of that joke going way over your head.

      Your remark interests me cause as a relative new slashdot member, I noticed that one of the main things I love about the threads here is the wonderful intermixing between jokes, facts, irony, wisdom and sarcasm.

      Your reasonably funny joke, gave someone else the opportunity to spread a fact he's been sitting on for years. Besides all the funny guys, there are a lot of smart people dwelling here, and I for one welcome the knowledge especially in this intermixed way.

      In other words. Take it easy..

  4. Tell us in September by Kohath · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is not news. This is a prediction that there might be news in September.

    If it doesn't happen, will we get an apology for misleading us?

    1. Re:Tell us in September by audunr · · Score: 5, Funny

      If it doesn't happen, will we get an apology for misleading us?

      Nope. We'll get a dupe.

  5. From TFA by FireStormZ · · Score: 5, Informative

    "The melt would be mostly symbolic--thicker ice, pushed against the Canadian continental shelf by weather and Earth's rotation, would still survive the summer."

    So when we say the North Pole will melt we are talking about a point not the whole Artic ocean which is what impression one might get from the title.

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    1. Re:From TFA by TrevorB · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's correct. The last estimate (2006) for a complete summer Arctic melt was the year 2013.

      Before that it was 2038, and before that it was the year 2100...

    2. Re:From TFA by russotto · · Score: 5, Informative

      Tropical diseases were once common in the southern US. It wasn't climate change which made them rare; it was public health and medicine.

  6. What about that volcano under all that water? by thule · · Score: 5, Informative
    1. Re:What about that volcano under all that water? by Snocone · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's a possibility, but I don't think it's an overly likely one.

      My bet is that the difference between Northern and Southern ice cover trends is a lot more obvious if you care to look for it: Soot.

      http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=impure-as-the-driven-snow

      Money quote: "and may be responsible for as much as 94 percent of Arctic warming."

      Not that this is Scientific American talking here, which is hardly a hotbed of AGW skepticism, to put it extremely mildly.

      So "just" clean up all those dirty soot-emitting Chinese factories, and the Arctic will start freezing more.

      This policy has the advantage of being A Really Fucking Good Idea(TM) whether you're a true believer in AGW all the way over to denying it completely.

      Of course, in the real world, not only do we not discuss China's possible particulate-based contribution to GW, we even exempt them from even discussions about adhering to Kyoto, despite the fact that they've been the largest global C02 emitter two years running now and the rate of increase is accelerating...

  7. Re:1421 by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just read a great book about China's 'discovery' of the America around 1421 and they were able to get their junks around Greenland, a feat not otherwise possible, but it was warm that year.

    Just think how much they've progressed, now they can get their junks all the way to Walmart!

  8. Re:1421 by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Informative

    You do realize that book is widely considered to be poppycock?

  9. Cryosphere Chart by ViperOrel · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is where I look to keep track of what's happening with the north pole:

    http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/

    Best graph is :
    http://arctic.atmos.uiuc.edu/cryosphere/IMAGES/current.365.jpg

    My friends refer to it a climate-porn...

    Can't say I strongly disagree since it has the feel of watching a loooong slow train wreck...

  10. Re:Natural? by amRadioHed · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes. No one credible believes that we are entirely responsible for the climate change, on the other hand no one credible disputes that we are contributing to it. No matter what the cause, the increased global temperature is a bad thing for us and thus it is in our best interest to stop contributing to the change ASAP.

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  11. Re:Natural? by Gat0r30y · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You are probably right, man made global warming is just a vast conspiracy engineered to reduce pollution, achieve energy independence, secure our natural resources, and rile up oil executives.

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  12. Re:bullshit by The+Warlock · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ah, Chrichton. Because writing Jurassic Park is the only scientific credential that actually matters.

    With all due respect, he's got an M.D., he's not a climatologist. I don't call a plumber when I'm sick; I don't ask an M.D.'s opinion on climate change.

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  13. Cyclic? by ATestR · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Mod me down if you will, but I heard one report that ice levels right now are higher than at the same time last year.

    The NW Passage has been open in the recent past from (1905 - 1948). Accurate measurement of the "melting" began in 1979, probably about the time ice coverage peaked. As a cursory search will show, it has also been open in the more distant past as well.

    The freeze/thaw of the arctic is clearly cyclic. Whether it is clear evidence of global warming or not is a question to be considered. Man's impact on this warming, if the warming is actually happening, is another question altogether.

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  14. Re:Time to Grow Up by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Funny

    Almost.

    But not quite.

    Don't anthropomorphise Mother Nature. She hates it when you do that.

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  15. Re:bullshit by stewbacca · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't call a plumber when I'm sick; I don't ask an M.D.'s opinion on climate change.

    Then please, please tell me why anyone thinks Al Gore is remotely relevant on the issue of climate change!!!

  16. The Cyrosphere Today by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 5, Informative

    The Cryosphere Today is a web site run by the University of Illinois. It gives daily information on the extent of polar sea ice.

    As shown here and here and here, the arctic ice extent is actually greater than last year, although lower than historical averages.

    We seem to have conflicting data.

  17. Re:Natural? by mckorr · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Not only that, but leaving the question of climate change aside, doesn't "green" make sense?

    Adding insulation, better windows, more efficient air conditioner, florescent lights, and so on makes my home more valuable. It also reduces my electric bill, which means more money in my pocket. Same for cars. Less pollution is a side effect, albeit a good one. More to the point it lowers my gasoline consumption, again, more money in my pocket. And I happen to like clean air, so bonus!

    Argue climate change all you want, green makes sense, if only from an economic standpoint. And why would anyone be against clean air and water?

  18. Re:bullshit by raftpeople · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have some serious questions for you:
    1) Do you believe that Michael Crichton has information that the climate scientists do not?
    2) Do you believe Michael Crichton is smarter than the climate scientists and better able to interpret the data?
    3) If either of these is true, what leads you to believe this?

  19. Re:Cycles by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Informative

    But at a scale a lot greater than the human one, our sun is growing fast. A couple hundredths of a percent every decade. So our faith is there. As the sun will grow larger and larger, our planet is going to heat more and more, and there's absolutely nothing we can do about it.

    Bzzzztt!!! I call Bullsh-t.

    WTF are you talking about? The sun is growing larger? Why would you pull something so incredibly obviously wrong out of your arse, and why would anybody be dumb enough to mod this up?

    The output of the sun is so even and so predictable, it's called the "Solar Constant". There is a variation of about 1 part per thousand over a 30-year cycle. In short, the idea that the sun is getting hotter every year is not just wrong, it's absurdly so.

    Come back when you have some "facts" that reflect reality, mmmkay?

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  20. Re:Why no rising sea level by blueg3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, free-floating ice is displacing 100% of the volume it would displace once melted.

  21. Re:bullshit by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    True... now here's the converse: Al Gore is no climatologist, either - but that didn't stop him from writing a book and being pointed at as some sort of authority on climate by the populace at large.


    Not trying to pick a debate, but I do want to point out something.


    It doesn't require any sort of degree to use logic in order to take what's out there data-wise, and form a hypothesis (or opinion) that can withstand scrutiny. All that is required is logical skill, intellect, a lot of research, a little wisdom, and patience enough to see the argument (pro or con) come together.


    I honestly don't care about who advances the opinion, I care about the logical progression of the argument. I also care about whether or not the supporting facts are as complete as possible, in context, and not in disregard of facts which oppose the conclusion. See also the reasons why ad hominem and appeals to authority are counted as fallacious.

    /P

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  22. Re:Is this being caused by . . . by Coryoth · · Score: 5, Informative

    Changes in solar energy output (the "ringing" of the Sun)?

    Well that's certainly a hypothesis worth investigating. Thankfully people other than yourself did actually think about that one, and have done a significant amunt of research on the amount of solar variation and how much of the change in global average temperature over the last century or so is attributable to those variations. The short answer is that, while solar variation has contributed (around 30% according to the IPCC) it can't fully account for the observed temperature changes. Indeed, solar variation flattened off in the last few decades, while temperature continued to rise see here.

    Naturally occuring changes in the planetary atmosphere (as has happened before on this planet)?

    An interesting hpothesis; perhapsthe dramatic rise in CO2 has nothing to do with humans. Fortunately, again, other people thought of this possibility and actually did the research. Since fossil fuels have rather distinctive isotope ratios we can gauge how much of the increase in atmospheric CO2 is due to fossil fuel burning by analysing the changing isotope ratios of atmospheric CO2. Unfortunately your hypothesis just isn't borne out; humans are responsible for the most recent dramatic rise in levels of atmospheric CO2.

    But you get the point - when we at least have an educated guess as to the 'why'...

    But we do have an educated guess as to why, significant amounts of research into that, and the alternative possibilities you suggest have been explored, and the results are that, to the very best of our current understanding, anthropogenic CO2 (and to a lesser degree other anthropogenic greenhouse gases) are a very significant factor -- indeed, the most significant -- in causing the observed increase in global average temperature. That rise in temperature is easily the prime candidate for blame with regard to melting arctic sea ice.

  23. Re:bullshit by orzetto · · Score: 5, Interesting

    These climatologists you speak of think they understand and can control a complex system like the world's climate.

    Well, what would have given them all that hubris? Possibly scientific education and specialisation? Years spent studying the planet's climate?

    Crichton is correct that complex systems are not simple [...]

    Well no shit Sherlock.

    [...] and [Crichton is correct that complex systems] cannot controlled.

    As a PhD in control theory, I can solemnly declare you a charlatan. Space shuttles are controlled. Nuclear fission reactions are controlled (and they are both nonlinear and unstable). Hell even chaotic systems are controlled. And I am supposed to believe a Sci-Fi writer that has been called a moron by every competent climatologist that hey, you can't help complex stuff? I don't believe in penis-enlargement pills, therefore I don't believe in Michael Crichton.

    Your foolish statement may be reworded as "Since you cannot understand a system as complex as the human body, you cannot possibly cure people".

    Watch the video, he explains it better than I can: [...]

    You know, I have this sick, sad habit of looking at politically incorrect sites. Nazis, racists, holocaust deniers—it's a little philosophical exercise, to think how the would would be absurd if these retards actually were right. There is however a line to draw, and Crichton, in that video, passed it after five minutes, when he said that Chernobyl was not really that much of a disaster because only "50 people died". Such a claim indicates a spectacular level of intellectual dishonesty: he's counting only the firefighters who died in the accident, and since nobody traced the isotopes, well, all those malformed children born in Belarus, all those cases of thyroid cancer, they could all just be a statistical anomaly, right? And that's only counting deaths, the really alarming numbers are the people who develop conditions because of the poisoning: in the Ukraine alone, the authorities estimate that 2.4 millions people were affected by the radiation. Note that Ukraine did not even get most of the fallout, Belarus did.

    Well, that's enough to make up my mind for now: he's a shill paid by industry lobbyists to deliver lies. Call me up when they actually find a climatologist backing him up.

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