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What Happens When You Reply To ALL of Your Spam

bednarz writes "For Tracy Mooney, a married mother of three in Naperville, Ill., the decision to abandon cyber-sense and invite e-mail spam into her life for a month by participating in a McAfee experiment was a bit of a lark. The idea of the Spammed Persistently All Month (S.P.A.M.) experiment — which fittingly started on April Fool's Day — was to have 50 volunteers from around the world answer every spam message and pop-up ad they got. Mooney was game, especially since McAfee was giving a free PC to all participants. She told her story to Network World."

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  1. Long story short by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Nigerian prince send her millions.
    She got 1000 Valium for $4.
    Her lover was more satisfied.
    And she won an iPod.

    And lived happily ever after. =)

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    1. Re:Long story short by xtracto · · Score: 5, Funny

      And lived happily ever after. =)

      There is nothing happy in looking like a camping tent 24 hours a day... :( and no, I am not happy to see you.

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    2. Re:Long story short by Robber+Baron · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Nigerian prince send her millions.
      She got 1000 Valium for $4.
      Her lover was more satisfied.
      And she won an iPod.

      And lived happily ever after. =)

      ...and her penis is now 23 million miles long.

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    3. Re:Long story short by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and her penis is now 23 million miles long.

      Yow! Turned she-male via e-mail.

    4. Re:Long story short by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 3, Funny

      -If I was from Control you'd already be living happily ever after

      -If you were from Control you'd already be living happily ever after

      -Neither of us is living happily after, so I'm obviously not from Control.

    5. Re:Long story short by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny
      ERk! Sorry...

      A Nigerian once spent his time

      Concocting a Scam 419

      A few mums and dads

      Spent all that they had

      Which just shows there's no end to the crime

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    6. Re:Long story short by Trollificus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Spam, is there anything it can't do?

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    7. Re:Long story short by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes. Stop.

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    8. Re:Long story short by dougmc · · Score: 5, Funny

      Trust me ... she can't really tell the difference once you get past one million miles.

    9. Re:Long story short by felipekk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Burma Shave

    10. Re:Long story short by MSZ · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and shoots buckets of inkjet ink, reaching other shore of the ocean from that nice timeshare house... even while she works at home, earning $5000 for just one hour a day while wearing "original imitation" rolex on each hand.

      Only downside being runny shits after trying 157 types of herbal v1agra pills.

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    11. Re:Long story short by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I wonder what will happen when you reply to all your spam with fake addresses used by those spams.

      The Nigerian prince sends millions of dollars to buy Viagra to enlarge his dick so he can enjoy hot pussies he bought on credit which are wet because of the Spanish fly made of natural herbs.

      *phew* Did I miss a spam category?

    12. Re:Long story short by clone53421 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Spam, is there anything it can't do?

      Spell correctly.

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    13. Re:Long story short by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Burma Shave.

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    14. Re:Long story short by 1karmik1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...and her penis is now 23 million miles long. Yow! Turned she-male via e-mail.

      Can't believe no one hasn't made this joke yet, She turned she-mail... Kill me now.

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    15. Re:Long story short by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 5, Funny

      Choosing to reply to this instead of mod you down only because there is no "-1 Intellectual Wasteland" category.
      And although violence may be the last refuge of the incompetent, it is deadly apparent that nonsensical puns are the first.

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    16. Re:Long story short by Achra · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and her penis is now 23 million miles long.

      You can do this too! Simply follow these simple instructions and Make Penis Fast!

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    17. Re:Long story short by el_coyotexdk · · Score: 4, Funny

      If we're lucky the spam servers will implode from all the spam mails... wait... with botnets... thats half the populations computers imploding and going offline... wait... that means all the ignorant people will go offline... instant win for everyone else! :)

    18. Re:Long story short by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 2, Funny

      Backwards read people.

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    19. Re:Long story short by kalirion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kill me now.

      We will, as soon as you confirm your social security number and mother's maiden name.

  2. Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply today! by syousef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find the idea of doing this to receive a free PC a fantastic irony, don't you?

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  3. Why a Windows PC? by pembo13 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since the point of the experiment wasn't to test the operating system, why give the test subjects the operating system currently most affected by malaware? Why not a Mac or presetup Linux box?

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    1. Re:Why a Windows PC? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 5, Informative

      Because in the article (I know, I know) they say that they also documented spyware, popup software, and general machine slowdowns from clicking on all the popup ads. That was kinda the point of the excersise.

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    2. Re:Why a Windows PC? by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Since the point of the experiment wasn't to test the operating system, why give the test subjects the operating system currently most affected by malaware[sic]?

      Because the point of the experiment was to test the effect of replying to spam which has nothing to do with the operating system. They gave away PCs with the most popular operating system since they assumed that's what most of their participants would want.

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    3. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Qatz · · Score: 5, Funny

      Because Macs are completely immune to spyware and viruses the Windows and Linux people have to worry about 24/7?

      Yeah one time I found a linux virus! However I never did get it to run on my linux box...

    4. Re:Why a Windows PC? by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since the point of the experiment wasn't to test the operating system, why give the test subjects the operating system currently most affected by malaware[sic]?

      Sorry for replying to the same comment twice, but I have to add this: This was sponsored by McAfee. Why in the hell would they give away Linux or Mac boxes? They try to sell products for those operating systems, but they make up almost none of their market base.

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    5. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Silver+Sloth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look, it's easy, you just go on any of the Linux support sites where you'll get lot's of helpful people telling you what a noob you are for not editing /etc/virus.conf properly and then recompiling the kernel and anyway, if you had used the right distro then you could have used apt-get or up2date to download the virus properly and...

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    6. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah one time I found a linux virus! However I never did get it to run on my linux box...

      Really? it worked fine for me..

      apt-get install virus

      and it just worked.

    7. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Drinking+Bleach · · Score: 5, Funny

      For those using Ubuntu and Firefox, there's also this link apt://virus

    8. Re:Why a Windows PC? by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      The [X] I don't use apt, you ignorant clod! option:

      "This is an open-source virus. Please delete some files at random and pass me along to 10 friends. Please don't break the chain. One sorry person broke the chain and the next day found someone had hacked into their computer and installed Vista."

    9. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah one time I found a linux virus! However I never did get it to run on my linux box...

      There's a lib_compat_virus tarball in /pub/dist over at univ-mainz.de. Go get it and untar it. ./configure it with --enable-activex and --disable-pax, but also make sure to read the fucking install.txt for other configuration options relevant to your system. (I don't want to fucking hear from you if you don't RTFM!) Compile it with gcc 2.95, and sudo install it. Then edit /etc/virus.cf and set config_allow_tainted_nonGPL_virus to 0xFE. Your virus should work then.

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    10. Re:Why a Windows PC? by felipekk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because McAfee focus on products for Windows.

    11. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      I once got a virus for Linux, but somehow I didn't get it to compile.

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    12. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Look at that? All that to get a virus and you it still hasn't worked? Jesus Christ when are you guys going to get it. Linux won't be anywhere ready for the desktop until grandma can open up her email and point and click a virus onto her system. None of this sudo apt-get virus install kernel 6^9*3 BS. So while you guys are still figuring out how to fuck your systems over the rest of us will be ready with our spam relays.

    13. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Stuart+Gibson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Stupid dependencies, eh?

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    14. Re:Why a Windows PC? by cp.tar · · Score: 5, Informative

      Funny as that may be, Bliss -- AFAIK the most famous Linux virus -- has an uninstall routine invoked by passing the infected program the argument --bliss-disinfect-files-please.

      Not very user-friendly, but look at the features!

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    15. Re:Why a Windows PC? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 5, Funny

      "apt-get"? "up2date"? Those are for n00bs, too. Real users download the virus source, build it, and then infect themselves with it.

      wget http://malware.makemoneyfast.ru/windows/virus/pwn3d.tar.gz
      untar xvfz pwn3d
      cd pwn3d
      ./configure
      ./make infect

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    16. Re:Why a Windows PC? by olyar · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nah. Real users get it running on Gentoo.

      Mine's still compiling, but I'm sure it will work when it's done.

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    17. Re:Why a Windows PC? by garvon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Na real users write the virus them self then infect them self with it.... hey have to test the code.

    18. Re:Why a Windows PC? by Clandestine_Blaze · · Score: 2, Funny

      See this is why Linux isn't ready for the mainstream. Regular Windows users simply double-click an .exe file to infect their machine. Sometimes, they don't even click anything, the website they visit does everything for them via ActiveX.

      If you guys want a better Linux adoption rate, then make installing viruses easier dammit! :)

  4. Link to Spam diaries by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 5, Informative
  5. Old spam by Vollernurd · · Score: 5, Informative

    As much as it would be good if she did indeed win the free iPod and get her hands on all that va_l1um, most spam that gets stored on my spam folder looks to be pretty old. I got a circular/spam message from the depths of hell the other day telling me to keep an eye out for some astral phenomenon or other. A Google search revealed that said event occurred in about 2006.

    Zombie relays sending out the same shite day after day. Most spam is totally useless. A bit like the Sky TV schedulers.

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  6. I did a bit of a war on spam... by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Funny

    myself when I was new on the internet. I didn't know at first that the unsubscribe on the bottom of the email was just a way to verify that it was a live address, so I got lots.

    What I decided was that the companies that were paying for the spam must like it, so I would click on the link in the spam, find their customer service email and copy it. Then I went to google and entered "subscribe enter email". After that I spent quite a lot of hours signing these companies up for all kinds of email. I hope they liked it. When I had to put in a name I entered Spam War.

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    1. Re:I did a bit of a war on spam... by eric76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I reply to spam automagically.

      Whenever an e-mail arrives that doesn't fit any of several criteria, an automatic response is sent asking them to please encrypt their e-mail with my publically available PGP key. Their e-mail is then deleted and I never see it.

      The criteria to receive the e-mail:
      1) the e-mail is encrypted with my PGP key
      2) the e-mail is signed with their PGP key
      3) the source e-mail address is whitelisted
      4) the IP address of the source of the e-mail is whitelisted (local e-mail permitted)
      5) the destination e-mail address is whitelisted. For example, if me@example.com was my e-mail address, I might whitelist me+red_cat@example.com and me+silent_trombone@example.com, each of which would be given to exactly one person. If I start receiving spam at that address, it is unwhitelisted.

      It seems that the Nigerian spammers really respond to this. They don't encrypt it, but they pass the address around to each other. The last time I checked the logs, the numbers of Nigerian spams were really up.

  7. well by Romancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Mooney says, noting that the sudden upsurge in junk mail left the neighborhood postman somewhat aghast. "It grew exponentially, so I stopped giving out my home address," she says, adding, "I am concerned about the environment.""

    It's all well and good that she had an alias and a free pc to be subject to this open invitation for harassment, but to actually really give out your home address to these spammers is a bit reckless. She will, at a minimum, be regretting this for years since the "current resident" will be getting spam even if she directs the post office not to deliver mail to her alias.

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  8. Hey Networkworld.com, by captnjameskirk · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not only did I find it ironic that an article about spam would be interrupted by an obnoxious pop-up that blackened the article in the background until clicking out of it, but I won't participate in your "survey" designed to send me more spam, and I won't be visiting your site anymore. kthnx

  9. If done correctly, that could be useful. :) by khasim · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Considering all the spyware and such that was installed ... wouldn't an anti-virus company be interested in it?

    1. Re:If done correctly, that could be useful. :) by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Doesn't matter what spyware/crapware they put on it as long as you follow standard procedure. Wipe the bitch and install a crap free Os on it before the CPU is even warmed up.

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    2. Re:If done correctly, that could be useful. :) by chiskop · · Score: 5, Funny

      Doesn't matter what spyware/crapware they put on it as long as you follow standard procedure. Wipe the bitch and install a crap free Os on it before the CPU is even warmed up.

      Wait, do you mean a crap, free OS or a crap-free OS?

  10. sounds familiar...oh yeah I remember now! by ObjetDart · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reminds of this great poem from years ago:

    http://www.satirewire.com/features/poetry_spam/01free_winner.shtml

    I Answered All My Spam

    I never know what I might find,
    on any day I go online.
    I used to get in quite a huff,
    while wading through unwanted stuff.
    But then I changed the man I am,
    the day I answered all my spam.

    Now every time I check my box,
    I load up on fantastic stocks.
    I'll gladly say I felt no loss,
    when, with a smile, I fired my boss.
    With just one click, the best thing yet,
    I freed myself of all my debt.

    I have, paying a few small fees,
    ten university degrees.
    Now that I'm losing all this weight,
    I'm sure, someday, I'll get a date.
    Instead of going to a show,
    I spy on everyone I know.
    (That's easy, since I have in hand,
    this nifty wireless video cam.)

    I spend my evenings viewing screens,
    of barely legal horny teens.
    And with a little credit charge,
    Whoopee! My penis was enlarged!
    Meanwhile these shots of Britney Spears
    should be enough to last for years.

    And so I lead this online life,
    my monitor is now my wife.
    It has become my greatest dream,
    to launch my own get-rich-quick scheme.
    And if you think you might get missed,
    relax, you're on my e-mail list.

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  11. Irony by Ioldanach · · Score: 4, Informative

    Too bad it won't let me read page two of the article because it first starts by trying to ask me to complete a survey about their site then starts redirecting me elsewhere. I think that qualifies as irony.

    1. Re:Irony by AaronLawrence · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was a typical annoying survey too, many dozens of questions on incredibly vague topics like "Would you rate our site [that I visited once for 2 minutes] as one of the most trustworthy on the web for information about IT?"

      Naturally I clicked through it randomly, except for answering that I'm responsible for "More than $1 billion in IT purchases"....

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  12. Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Nichotin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sentences like this sort of nails it: "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."
    It tells a sad tale about the people these spam messages are targeted at. You really don't have to be computer literate to figure out that all this is pure crap. Judging by the dumploads of messages that hits my spam filter every day there must be too many fools with computers and internet access waiting to be parted from their money. Some times I wonder if I should start spamming, we really don't have harsh sentences in Norway...

    On a slightly offtopic note, she looks kinda M.I.L.F.!

    1. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by RabidMoose · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you saying you want to put your "spam" in her "inbox"?

    2. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by AndreR · · Score: 5, Funny

      On a slightly offtopic note, she looks kinda M.I.L.F.!

      Oh oh, you just doubled the number of connection requests per second for networkworld.com.

    3. Re:Wow, really shows who spam is coined at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      On a slightly offtopic note, she looks kinda M.I.L.F.!

      That sound you're now hearing is half the Slashdot community clicking to actually "read" the article!

  13. A better address to use ... by khasim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... would the address of your local waste recycling center.

    Electronic spam is bad because the sender pays almost nothing (just bounces it through zombies).

    But if the spammer is paying for PAPER to be delivered ... send more! Drive up their costs and drive them out of business.

    1. Re:A better address to use ... by camperdave · · Score: 5, Funny

      I love getting pre-paid business return envelopes in my mail. That way I can just send all the stuff that they send me right back to them. They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

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    2. Re:A better address to use ... by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

      I love getting pre-paid business return envelopes in my mail. That way I can just send all the stuff that they send me right back to them. They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

      If it's from a spammer, do us all a favour - tape it to a box containing a cinder-block.

    3. Re:A better address to use ... by Kneo24 · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is God. And no, I won't get a life. You try living for eons upon eons and entertaining yourself. Go ahead, do it!

    4. Re:A better address to use ... by edremy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Umm, you don't work in IT, do you?

      Something like 97% of *all* email received at my college is dumped by Barracuda even before it hits our system. That's an enormous drain on our network for *zero* value to us, not to mention the cost of the email blocker, cost of personnel to maintain it, cost of the time needed to fix false positives and of course the time to deal with the FBI when a child porn spam sneaks through and one of your professors calls them directly. (No, I'm not joking about the latter)

      I suspect that you have no real idea of the scale of spam since your ISP is probably blocking the vast majority of it for you. That service isn't free- you're paying for it.

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  14. The next mail chain wave by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can just see it coming ...


    To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is from my good friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney.

    If she says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you got to lose? SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured McAfee will follow through with their promises for this S.P.A.M. test mail.

    Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. If you ignore this, You will repent later. McAfee is now the largest anti-virus software company and in an effort to make sure that their product remains the most widely used program, they are running an e-mail beta test.

    When you forward this e-mail to friends, McAfee can and will track it ( If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.

    For every person that you forward this e-mail to, McAfee will pay you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on, McAfee will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, McAfee will contact you for your address and then send you a check.

    I thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks after receiving this e-mail and forwarding it on. McAfee contacted me for my address and within days, I receive a check for $2,500.00. You need to respond before the beta testing is over.

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    1. Re:The next mail chain wave by i'm+lost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How does 245x + 243y + 241z = 2500, when x, y, and z are all positive integers?

    2. Re:The next mail chain wave by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Taxes.

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  15. Re:They seemed legit... by KillerBob · · Score: 4, Informative

    That was kinda the idea... deliberately reply to all of the spam in order to document what happens. She's not an idiot, she was pretending to be one.

    I'd say RTFA, but then you might say I must be new here >.>

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  16. I'm shocked. SHOCKED that spam is a scam! by spirit_fingers · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think her reaction to her spam is classic: "I was horrified," says Mooney, a realtor by profession. "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."

    Spammers love people like her--people so insulated by American corporate media that they think the internet is just another shopping mall. And what could possibly go wrong in a mall? God bless her.

    1. Re:I'm shocked. SHOCKED that spam is a scam! by AMuse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I also find it amusing as hell that she's a realtor by profession. I realize that a realtor can be helpful in an individual real estate transaction (mine sure was, recently) but AS A WHOLE I find their entire profession to be a leech on society, driving up housing values by 6% and engaging in incredibly anticompetitive behavior to try to keep the "Realtors' monopoly" on real estate transactions.

      Her calling SPAM "snake oil" strikes me as vaguely ironic, considering her profession.

  17. more irony by globaljustin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My first reaction to the story was, "Good PR stunt...otherwise pointless"...until I RTFA and found this quote from the Naperville soccer mom regarding what she found in her in-box:

    "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."

    Apparently people are less informed about spam than I thought, and this little one month 'contest' really is raising awareness and educating people...

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    1. Re:more irony by joNDoty · · Score: 4, Funny

      Also shocking:

      "'It grew exponentially, so I stopped giving out my home address,' she says, adding, 'I am concerned about the environment.'"

      She gave our her home address.

    2. Re:more irony by jacquesm · · Score: 3, Funny

      there is a bofh joke in there somewhere...

    3. Re:more irony by shellbeach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      She gave our her home address.

      Yeah, that scared me too. I would have thought McAfee had a duty of care to prevent the participant doing something like that.

      Giving a real, existing address to the scum of the earth can't be good for your health. Why didn't they set her up a PO Box or something?

      Incidentally, the other worrying thing was this quote:

      Overall, the most obvious result of the S.P.A.M. experiment was that the PC that McAfee had provided for the project noticeably slowed down, clogged up with spyware, Mooney says.

      I really hope there was some sort of firewall running on that machine ...

    4. Re:more irony by GunFodder · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would have given them my former best friend's address.

      fixed that for you...

    5. Re:more irony by TheLink · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Apparently people are less informed about spam than I thought,"

      Is it really to do about being informed or not?

      Just check out a typical spam:
      1) From address - fake
      2) Subject line often has nothing to do with the content or is nonsensical
      3) Much of the content after the "sell" is often nothing to do with the spammer's sell line.
      4) Sometimes even the dates are forged
      5) The headers are often forged (but nobody really looks)

      So who buys? Someone who is willing to give out money to someone who is telling them > 90% lies or garbage.

      AFAIK even politicians tell the truth more than 10% of the time.

      I guess some of the spam is due to stupid PHBs who pay spammers money to send out spam to sell stuff. So even if it doesn't work they don't know for sure. A bit like advertising - you never know how much of it really works.

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    6. Re:more irony by eclectic4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "A bit like advertising - you never know how much of it really works."

      Actually, you can monitor and record the effectiveness of advertising quite well. There are entire businesses whose sole purpose is to show the market research to prove this and has for decades. The very large marketing firm I used to work for wouldn't have sold advert #2 if they hadn't proved that advert #1 increased sales.

      I'm sorry, but your statement regarding this is utterly wrong. If it was that vague, or if you completely discount the ability to sway the minds of customers through advertisement then the entire industry would be a wash.

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      "The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge." - Daniel Boorstin
  18. Slowdowns by Darkness404 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I wonder, if they ever compared the speed of a clean install of Windows with an anti-virus to a malware messed up install of Windows and see how fast they were. In most cases I find that the anti-virus computer is slower then the one with a ton of viruses!!! And this being McAfee, I don't think that they would worry about slowdowns much (can't read TFA it doesn't want to load or is Slashdotted) because it seems that any computer with McAfee/Norton/any other commercial AV, is slow, really slow. Even on XP with newer hardware it still is slow.

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  19. Re:networkworld.com vs FF3 by kvezach · · Score: 3, Funny

    Anyone have networkworld.com crash FF3 repeatedly?

    Yeah, Kefka got pretty mad.

  20. Slow Server! by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Informative

    [Article Text]

    For Tracy Mooney, a married mother of three in Naperville, Ill., the decision to abandon cyber-sense and invite e-mail spam into her life for a month by participating in a McAfee experiment was a bit of a lark.

    The idea of the Spammed Persistently All Month (S.P.A.M.) experiment which fittingly started on April Fool's Day was to have 50 volunteers from around the world answer every spam message and pop-up ad on their PC.

    What would be the experience in 10 countries when everyday people, armed with a PC and e-mail account McAfee provided for the Global S.P.A.M. Diaries project, clicked through the spam and chronicled the results?

    Mooney who had observed the family's PC crippled just before Christmas by a virus was game, especially because McAfee was giving a free PC to all participants. She was selected to be among the 50 volunteers picked by McAfee out of 2,000 people who applied to be part of the adventure.

    By the time it was all over, after every bank-account phishing scam, Nigerian bank scheme, and offer for medication, adult content and just plain free stuff had been pursued. "I was horrified," says Mooney, a realtor by profession. "It's all snake oil. I'm amazed at what true junk is out there when you're clicking through on e-mail."

    McAfee is releasing the results Tuesday of its free-wheeling month-long S.P.A.M. experiment, done largely to illustrate if you didn't know already how spam is connected to malware and criminal activity, not to mention some of the slimiest marketing ever devised.

    Each S.P.A.M. volunteer saw an average of 70 spam messages arrive in their in-box each day, with men receiving about 15 more per day than women. That was a lot to answer, but "Penelope Retch" the alias that Mooney chose for her S.P.A.M. adventure answered every single message.

    In her guise as Penelope Retch, Mooney answered the e-mail that came into her account. "I'd see an interactive spam, open it, click on it and asked to be removed. That would only make it worse," she says. "They'd say 'no.'"

    Whether trying to win an iPod online, get free travel brochures, weight-loss tea or Maybelline eyeliner, the effect of entering a home address was extreme. Immediately, a deluge of mail landed at her doorstep, directed to the attention of Penelope Retch.

    "One of the mail offers I got was a $7,500 credit card for Penelope Retch," Mooney says, noting that the sudden upsurge in junk mail left the neighborhood postman somewhat aghast. "It grew exponentially, so I stopped giving out my home address," she says, adding, "I am concerned about the environment."

    Mooney clicked through on the phishing e-mails for fake Wells Fargo and other bank sites, sat back as the supposed government of Nigeria sought to give her an inheritance, and watched a foreign IP address go after a dummy PayPal account that had been set up as part of the S.P.A.M. experiment.

    Overall, the most obvious result of the S.P.A.M. experiment was that the PC that McAfee had provided for the project noticeably slowed down, clogged up with spyware, Mooney says.

    According to McAfee, which selected five participants from each of 10 countries for the S.P.A.M. experiment, the five U.S. participants received the most spam: 23,233 messages over the course of the month.

    Brazil and Italy were in the 15,000-plus category, and Mexico and United Kingdom above 10,000. Australia, The Netherlands and Spain were in the 5,000 to 9,000-plus spam range. The S.P.A.M. volunteers in France and Germany got the least, less than 3,000 for the month. McAfee didn't even include what it calls "grey mail" (e-mail that arrived after participants signed up for a newsletter, for example) in this count.

    Phishing e-mail accounted for 22% of the spam received by the Italian volunteers and 18% of the U.S. ones. In general, spam appears to still largely be delivered in English; French- and German-language spam were the only non-English spam to amo

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    1. Re:Slow Server! by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      McAfee is releasing the results Tuesday of its free-wheeling month-long S.P.A.M. experiment, done largely to illustrate if you didn't know already how spam is connected to malware and criminal activity, not to mention some of the slimiest marketing ever devised.

      Sounds like the pot calling the kettle black. The woman doing the surfing is a "realtor", (they're now more commonly known as realtwhores, not "realtors" or "real estate agents"), and anti-virus vendors are helping continue the Windows near-monopoly. They need Microsoft, and Microsoft needs them. One of them (Symantec) sent me I don't know how many spams offering to protect my "Windows PC" - to which I replied "What Windows PC, you f*ckheads - stop spamming me!" They didn't. I ended up abandoning the account.

  21. English rules by grizdog · · Score: 3, Interesting
    The article mentioned that far the majority of spam, even to countries where the official language is not English, was in English.


    There are lots of ways to interpret this, including that English speakers are idiots, but whatever else the spammers aren't being politically correct. They're using English because that is the way to reach people, and for the most part it doesn't pay to translate the same message into another language, even though that can't be very expensive.

    1. Re:English rules by abirdman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Some is untranslatable. How do you spell \/!/\G3RRRA in German?

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    2. Re:English rules by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pretty much the same way, actually. Except when you speak it you spit a little on the r's.

      Translating to Spanish and Indian you roll the r's.

  22. Re:Worth the cost? by plutoXL · · Score: 3, Informative

    The experiment is called S.P.A.M., not S.P.A.Y. Spammed Persistently All Month (not year). So you get a free computer for around 30 hours of work. Not too bad. RTFA.

  23. Re:Worth the cost? by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

    You ment month.

    You meant meant.

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  24. Re:They seemed legit... by LilGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well you must be since you're implying you read the article...

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    You're nothing; like me.
  25. Please don't by XanC · · Score: 5, Informative

    It sounds like you send an enormous amount of backscatter, and are probably doing much more harm than good. It would be much better to simply drop the connection at SMTP time, rather than accepting and then generating a bounce. Or do like I do, and hold their connection open for a long time before actually dropping it.

    1. Re:Please don't by XanC · · Score: 4, Informative

      But the recipient, it at least many cases, isn't the person who sent the message!

      What good does that do you or them?

      If you reject at SMTP time, the sender (if one really exists) gets a notification from his SMTP server, including whatever string your server put in its 5xx response. If it was a spambot, nobody gets anything at all. Which is how it should be.

      Simply not including the spam itself doesn't absolve you from contributing to massive amounts of email going to people who have nothing to do with anything. And that is still called backscatter.

  26. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 4, Funny

    A bit, perhaps, but I view it as a practicality: They thoughtfully provide her with a replacement for what used to be her computer, but now is a smoking, virus- and trojan-infected hole in her desk..

  27. Practical Value? by bughunter · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It'd be nice if the experiment had taken a more practical approach.

    For instance, the experiment would have been potentially useful if Penelope Retch had a few honeypot credit cards and bank accounts to give out to spammers and phishing websites.

    Also of interest (at least to /.ers), the address I formerly used in my usenet sig still gets a TON of pornographic spam, promising some rather graphic scenery... and apparently I'm not all that uncommon. Did any of her volunteers reply to the pr0n spam? Did they get a deluge of pornographic material on their doorsteps?

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  28. One place I bet they didn't go: by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll bet they didn't go to the site of TFA. Talk about pop-ups! :-/

  29. 2 words by PRMan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Firefox

    Noscript

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    Peter predicted that you would "deliberately forget" creation 2000 years ago...
  30. Flaw in using Business Reply Mail to fight back by KWTm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I love getting pre-paid business return envelopes in my mail. That way I can just send all the stuff that they send me right back to them. They pay to send it to me, and they pay to get it all back from me.

    I love to do that, too! I've noticed, though, that nowadays a lot of companies have individually printed business reply mail that contains a serial number that probably maps to my name and address (how did they know that my parents, Mr. & Mrs. Resident, named me Current?). If I send it back, they'll know exactly who did it. Technically, that should tell them to stop sending to me since they're just wasting their time, but it proves that I'm reading their ads (rather than just dumping the junk mail), and I would much rather they get the feedback that "the generic recipient" is pissed off at their mass mailing, rather than any one particular person.

    (On a side note: yes, I did try once specifically respond to a charity organization to take me off their list. I said that I would no longer contribute (I had contributed once) and could they please save my sanity --as well as their costs-- by taking me off the list. I kept getting more and more physical junk mail, almost as if they were being encouraged by my entreaties to stop. I threatened to diss them for wasting their income from donations, and I am making good on that threat with this post.)

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    1. Re:Flaw in using Business Reply Mail to fight back by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2, Funny

      On a side note: yes, I did try once specifically respond to a charity organization [food for the poor] to take me off their list. I said that I would no longer contribute (I had contributed once) and could they please save my sanity --as well as their costs-- by taking me off the list. I kept getting more and more physical junk mail, almost as if they were being encouraged by my entreaties to stop. I threatened to diss them for wasting their income from donations, and I am making good on that threat with this post.

      why not send them some food? I'd recommend cheese. It's very nourishing,

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  31. What Happens When You Reply To ALL of Your Spam? by Eth1csGrad1ent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK.... so what happened ?

    All I got from TFA was that she got spammed, and if you dont use McAfee products, you too will end up with 10,000 spam messages a month and your PC will "slow down".

    TFA was a puff piece with absolutely no detail to speak of.

    Title should have read - "Spammed for a month for a free PC"

  32. Source of most of my spam, my web host! by pbhj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, my web host actually sold on the admin email I gave them to spammers. Thing is it was a unique address traceable to them. Wonder how much they were paid and by whom. They're quite a big outfit too.

    Can't name them as still migrating one account away.

  33. Welcome to my world by kylemonger · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to McAfee, which selected five participants from each of 10 countries for the S.P.A.M. experiment, the five U.S. participants received the most spam: 23,233 messages over the course of the month.

    That's about 50,000 messages shy of what I get every month without replying to spam. Just use the same address on the net for 15 years and you too can bask in the faux adoration that two thousand five hundred spam messages a day can bring.

  34. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by badasscat · · Score: 2, Funny

    What I find ironic is that on the second page of this story about responding to spam and pop-ups, I got... wait for it... a pop-up.

  35. Networkworld slashdotted by Slashdoot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone else find it amusing that a page on the domain "networkworld" is slashdotted? Perhaps they should focus more on "networktown" or "networkhouse".

  36. Re:Long story short-Limerick version by dirtyforker · · Score: 5, Funny

    In order to win some new RAM
    Tracy replied to all of her spam
    Her account now abounds
    in Nigerian Pounds
    And her cock is the size of Wuhan.

  37. Hormel just called by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Prime Minister of Luxemberg gives you notice by his royal Appointment that you have been granted a lifetime supply of the Americanned delight. When finished with the spam, please ring the bell twice for the kitchen or once for the Federal Reserve despository.

    1. Re:Hormel just called by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The Prime Minister of Luxemberg gives you notice by his royal Appointment that ...

      Luxembourg is a Grand Duchy.

      The Monarchy Nazi.

  38. Murphy's laws of Combat No 9 by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 2, Informative

    Murphy's Laws of Combat law number nine:
    Never Draw Enemy Fire, It Irritates Your Team Mates

    This is definitely drawing enemy fire, however your team mates are a bunch of dummies. It is interesting no matter what type environment you are in, drawing enemy fire is a stupid thing to do... unless you are in a test environment where everything is sacrificial.
    I had one person here, out of curiosity, reply to one spam message and my mail server got an ton of spam in response to that. I discover responding to spam is like starting a chain reaction in a nuclear device and my guess when you reply to on spam message that it goes to evil botnet network that shares your email address to all of them and they in turn send spam/malware/junk back to you.
    Death to spam and extreme pain to the people who create it. Dying is too good for those people.

  39. Small Sample Size by Pooua · · Score: 2, Informative

    Five people per country is not a very large sample.

    Incidentally, I get small but regular amount of spam in Russian, Spanish and Chinese.

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  40. Not for me by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I get more than 5000 spam messages a day. They'd have to give me a lot more than a new PC.

  41. Gee, they don't get much spam. Really. by argent · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the five U.S. participants received the most spam: 23,233 messages over the course of the month.

    I have one of the older private domains on the Internet, and for many years it was running a BBS gatewayed to Usenet, and then providing shell accounts. All the email addresses and Usenet Message IDs sat there like a ticking bomb until spammers started harvesting them. At one point I was getting so much spam I had to block China, Brazil, Argentina, and several ISPs in countries like Spain and Italy because the amount of spam I was getting was putting me over my colo's traffic cap to the tune of $750 a month.

    Looking at my current logs, yesterday, 17197 delivery attempts were blocked by RBL, 24561 attempts by greylisting, and almost 2000 were blocked by content filtering after receipt. And the only users on this box are myself and my family, who got a total of 81 legitimate messages actually delivered.

    That's more messages in one day than they're getting in one month.

    I wish it was only as bad as it was in 1997.

  42. Wife experience by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One time my wife got so sick of spam that she clicked the unsubscribe link on all the spams she received. Of course, this only told the spamming sites that there was someone on the other end... Now she gets a ton more a day. And she's crazy about deleting it, even when it's in her spam folder. I currently have like 7000 spams in my gmail spam folder and it ticks her off so much to see a number that large.

  43. Spam count by yoyhed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm surprised she only ended up with 23,000 spam at the end of the month, when purposely giving out her address. Ever since getting Gmail in 2004, I have been completely careless about giving out my address, but never gave it to spammers on purpose. I now have 7,742 messages in my Spam folder, which deletes messages after 30 days, so that's what I get in a month. I only see 1 or 2 of those 7k each month :-)

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    1. Re:Spam count by agiduda · · Score: 2, Funny

      back in the day when I had an IT that was carefree with the T3 - I had a script that would reply to unsubcribes, ~25K times per spam. Never seemed to hear from them after that...

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  44. Re:Point: "Reply" doesn't mean "Hit the reply butt by Nigel+Stepp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm confused. You start off telling us that you understand that return addresses on spam are fake.

    From the rest of your comment, however, it seems you are still using them to send out messages. Please tell me I'm misreading.

    Backscatter is a big problem; if you are really doing what it sounds like you are doing, mail server operators and domain owners everywhere hate you.

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  45. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by ozmanjusri · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wow, that's retro.

    How did you get Firefox to do that?

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  46. The real WTF is.... by Joce640k · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Whay aren't the feds doing this then prosecuting the people who send the snail-mail for spamming?

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  47. Re:Rising fuel costs solved by Technician · · Score: 4, Funny

    Giving a real, existing address to the scum of the earth can't be good for your health. Why didn't they set her up a PO Box or something?

    With rising fuel oil costs, this may be the answer. Free fuel delivered to your door for your fireplace.

    I wonder how long it will take spammers to catch on. It could be nice while it lasts.

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    The truth shall set you free!
  48. Spam Canned two years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have absolutely no spam problems:

          "Two years from now, spam will be solved,"

                                      BILL GATES, 2004

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/01/24/tech/main595595.shtml

  49. Re:Rising fuel costs solved by louisadkins · · Score: 2, Funny

    Free fuel delivered to your door for your fireplace.
    TinLC
    That's all I got to say, no comment, move along, nothing to see here.

  50. It wasn't the PC that slowed down by jopet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Overall, the most obvious result of the S.P.A.M. experiment was that the PC that McAfee had provided for the project noticeably slowed down, clogged up with spyware, Mooney says."

    It wasn't the PC that slowed down but the operating system. It would have been interesting to conduct that experiment with people using several differen operating systems and then look at the amount of damage and spyware found.

  51. Re:Free PC from MacAfee! Limited Offer! Reply toda by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    [A pop-up?] Wow, that's retro. How did you get Firefox to do that?

    Easy. A site can show a pop-up when the user clicks a link. Firefox detects it as a user-initiated pop-up and doesn't block it.

  52. Re:Birds of a feather. Security Absurdity! by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you'd actually read the post, rather than seeing 'twitter' - FOAM, LATHER, PSYCHOSIS - you'd have seen that he said user actions make no difference against spam. Not viruses/malware/trojans.

    From twitter's post:
    "The false conclusion we are supposed to draw is that you can somehow be spam free if only you do this or that...."

    Yes, he referred to antivirus software, but the only connection I saw was that antivirus vendors often include antispam features in their full Internet security products. Of course, this wasn't mentioned, but it's a safe assumption that most people on this board know that pretty much every antivirus vendor also makes an antispam product. And since this study was to do with spam, after all, it seems safe to not specifically mention the antispam product in the comments.

    You, however, would rather go off on a foaming at the mouth, psychotic tirade as soon as you grep twitter anywhere close to a comment.

    Thrown any chairs lately?

    "I'm going to ****ing kill twitter!!!"

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  53. Re:Rising fuel costs solved by Thuktun · · Score: 2, Informative
  54. MCafee seriously put those 50 people into danger by Ilgaz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) While we joke about it, Nigerian scheme has a real life consequence and there are several people who has been kidnapped, threatened with a real gun, found themselves in a plot which a countries government involved. There is nothing technical about it, there are no MCafee products to stop a guy showing up your door with a real gun as they got your home address.

    2) Worms/Viruses are all mafia type things run by real criminals who also has support from their governments and police. There is also terror network worm possibility. Your unprotected PC can be hosting the Al Queda sites for that month or some big pedophile network.

    Will MCafee give these people some legal protection? Did they instruct these people well? Did they tell about the funny looking Nigerian mails background and what kind of people runs those schemes?