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Claimed Proof of Riemann Hypothesis

An anonymous reader writes "Xian-Jin Li claims to have proven the Riemann hypothesis in this preprint on the arXiv." We've mentioned recent advances in the search for a proof but if true, I'm told this is important stuff. Me, I use math to write dirty words on my calculator.

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  1. Dirty Words by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me, I use math to write dirty words on my calculator.

    Such as 80085?

    1. Re:Dirty Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      5318008

    2. Re:Dirty Words by UnknowingFool · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, you mean 5318008 or for the slashdot crowd, 55378008

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    3. Re:Dirty Words by Directrix1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No for the slashdot crowd it would be: 58008uÉÉ . Because obviously we all have calculators that support unicode text entry.

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    4. Re:Dirty Words by Directrix1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would've been a lot cooler if Slashdot supported Unicode.

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    5. Re:Dirty Words by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 4, Funny

      On linux, wouldn't it be ...

      host:>man 80085

      ???

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    6. Re:Dirty Words by Firehed · · Score: 4, Funny

      At that point, isn't it safe to assume that our calculators can just draw a pair of boobs in 2-bit greyscale?

      And that we've written apps that simulate what we assume bouncing would look like given our collective lack of experience outside of the pornographic realm?

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    7. Re:Dirty Words by JayJay.br · · Score: 2, Funny

      Newbie...

      correct spelling is "5318008" and you have to look at the calculator "umop apisdn"

      Mod me down, I dare you!!!

    8. Re:Dirty Words by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I had proof of concept Porn on my TI-89 in 2000.

    9. Re:Dirty Words by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

      You haven't grafted a color TFT screen to your calculator yet?

      Who let these guys in?

    10. Re:Dirty Words by andy19 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Coming from a Slashdotter, are you surprised?

    11. Re:Dirty Words by droopycom · · Score: 5, Funny

      You just gave me the best idea for an iPhone app:

      Boobies that bounce according to how the phone is bouncing....

    12. Re:Dirty Words by hyperion454 · · Score: 3, Funny

      One of those guys must have been Gene Simmons.

    13. Re:Dirty Words by DFENS619 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    14. Re:Dirty Words by Andor666 · · Score: 3, Funny

      äOEæ--¥é..."ããï¼ï¼

    15. Re:Dirty Words by david.given · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, if you really want a dirty word, try 71077345...

    16. Re:Dirty Words by PachmanP · · Score: 4, Funny

      Link?

      Does your project have donation page?

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  2. Yeah but did they point this out? by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    By using Fourier analysis on number fields, we prove in this paper E. Bombieri's refinement of A. Weil's positivity condition, which implies the Riemann hypothesis for the Riemann zeta function in the spirit of A. Connes' approach to the Riemann hypothesis. Weather permitting of course. (Just looking on the positivity side)

    1. Re:Yeah but did they point this out? by rdwald · · Score: 5, Funny

      By using Fourier analysis on number fields, we prove in this paper E. Bombieri's refinement of A. Weil's positivity condition, which implies the Riemann hypothesis for the Riemann zeta function in the spirit of A. Connes' approach to the Riemann hypothesis.

      Weather permitting of course. (Just looking on the positivity side)

      I thought you were randomly babbling, but then I RTFA and realized you were just quoting it...

    2. Re:Yeah but did they point this out? by colonslashslash · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wait... both of you RTFA?

      We have a new /. record!

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    3. Re:Yeah but did they point this out? by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not so fast. I read it -2 times.

    4. Re:Yeah but did they point this out? by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

      I imagined I read it, so that's +i.

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    5. Re:Yeah but did they point this out? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I read half of TFA...so that's 1/2 + i, which just happens to be on the critical line.

    6. Re:Yeah but did they point this out? by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

      Come on, be real.

  3. Tried to RTFA by multipartmixed · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, where's Charles Eppes when you need something explained to you in layman's terms?

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    1. Re:Tried to RTFA by Notquitecajun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ummm...I think that WAS layman's terms. For you math geeks, try being a history major and looking at all that. It just looks like a cat walked on the keyboard to me...

    2. Re:Tried to RTFA by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ummm...I think that WAS layman's terms. For you math geeks, try being a history major and looking at all that. It just looks like a cat walked on the keyboard to me...

      Are you reading slashdot as some kind of anthropological study?

    3. Re:Tried to RTFA by Frankie70 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like 50 football fields laid in line from here to Riemann.
      Rieman sounds like a place in Germany.

    4. Re:Tried to RTFA by Notquitecajun · · Score: 2, Funny

      Okay...I would ask WHY this is important, but someone is ponying up a million bucks for the solution. THAT tells me this is important. I'm not sure if I care why...

    5. Re:Tried to RTFA by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Thus, archaeologists are as anal about their 1 meter units (or even smaller units) as chemists are about their titrations (or whatever chemists do).

      Last time I tried to get anal with my 1 meter unit, I damned near killed someone.

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    6. Re:Tried to RTFA by Walkingshark · · Score: 2, Funny

      Great. Here comes the "intelligent arithmetic" movement.

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  4. Dolly parton bought a size 69 bra by larry+bagina · · Score: 1, Funny

    but it was 222 small. So she took 51 pills, 8 times a day, and ended up...

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  5. Reimann? by areusche · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reimann? Like the Noodles right?

    1. Re:Reimann? by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not just noodles. Its a way of life.

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  6. Hmmm.... by Otter · · Score: 5, Funny
    The only part of it I understood was:

    The author is grateful to J.-P. Gabardo, L. de Branges, J. Vaaler, B. Conrey, and D. Cardon who have obtained academic positions in that order for him during his difficult times of finding a job.

    Sounds about par for the course for academic hiring, and it sounds like he's still pretty traumatized from it. I hope this works out for him and he can go around flipping off all the hiring committees who turned him down.

    1. Re:Hmmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I had a history professor tell me that if he knew how hard it would be to get to where he was, he never would have been a history major.

      Well, that's all in the past now.

  7. Math = $$ by RabidMoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    According to the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Riemann_hypothesis wikipedia article, this means $1,000,000 if the proof turns out to be valid. Unfortunately, I didn't understand anything else in that article.

  8. Oblig. by JuanCarlosII · · Score: 5, Funny
  9. Re:not so fast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah. arXiv once published my paper that shows cases where P = NP; I proved it conclusively for the cases where P = 0 and/or N = 1, but so far I haven't gotten my $1,000,000.00 check from the Clay Math Institute.

  10. Re:Congratulations! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Solving the energy crisis is easy.

    Use less energy.

    Kthxbye.

  11. Numb3rs by netsavior · · Score: 5, Funny

    Charles Eppes: Imagine you have an infinite number of plot holes, and you want to test how they compare to imaginary numbers. The Riemann Hypothesis states that I can use the zeros in this formula to predict how bullets will bounce off of concrete to a degree of statistical accuracy that it will actually give me the social security number of the guilty shooter.

  12. Re:Try this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    your mother?

  13. Re:Tough problems by afabbro · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...solving it will probably require the invention of some new mathematics. Its not simply a matter of dividing by 3 and carrying the 2.

    If you're carrying numbers when dividing, I guess you are inventing new math :-)

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  14. Re:$1,000,000 prize to be collected then if true by UnknowingFool · · Score: 4, Funny

    I looked at the proof and have absolutely no idea what it said. But in the finest slashdot tradition, I WILL have opinions here shortly. Abrasive, loud, and irrefutable ones

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  15. Re:not so fast by Kingrames · · Score: 3, Funny

    They sent you your checks for cases where you are equal to 0.

    Someone beat you to the "1" part.

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  16. Re:$1,000,000 prize to be collected then if true by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 2, Funny

    John Nash in "beautiful Mind" tries to prove this one too.

    And I would have succeeded if it weren't for these meddling kids! What do you mean you can't see them?!

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  17. DOOOOOMED!!!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't believe they are brazenly going forward with research into this subject without knowing if it could possibly lead to the creation of a black hole that will swallow the earth.

  18. Re:Try this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tired?

  19. Re:$1,000,000 prize to be collected then if true by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you even know, what a number field is

    It's where they grow new numbers, right?

    PS: Do you, even, know: how to use correct punctuation?1!?!?!?

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  20. Re:$1,000,000 prize to be collected then if true by MiniMike · · Score: 4, Funny

    Step 1: Find 5-month old baby.
    Step 2: Interrogate baby from step 1, asking questions relevant to the Riemann Hypothesis.
    Step 3: Profit!

    Progress so far:
    Step 1: Complete.
    Step 2: Complete. Reply to question consisted of: "Blah gurgle <splursh> gah hwooo naaae".
    Step 3: Incomplete, but I have reduced the problem from one of Mathematics to one of Linguistics. I expect results soon.

  21. Wrong by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 5, Funny

    "hellhole - nice."

    No, it's elohlleh, pronounced "elO'-heh-luh", which in the Primitive Quendian proto-language used by the early Elves after their awakening by Eru Ilúvatar, roughly translates to "a dreary, oppressive, or unpleasant place".

    Totally different.

  22. Re:Tough problems by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's easier to have just one heavy maths function and one trivial maths function than two heavy maths functions, so division is easiest implemented as multiplication with the inverse of one of the two numbers, inverses being relatively trivial in exponential notation. As only computers operate this way, the grandparent poster is obviously an artificial intelligence.

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  23. Re:typo by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Riemann zeta function is \zeta(s) = \sum_{n=1}^{\infty} \frac{1}{n^{s}} [written for LaTeX], or "the sum of 1/(n^s) as n goes from 0 to infinity (increasing by 1 repeatedly)" [in more human-readable form].

    You have a slight typo. Should be: "... as n goes from 1 to infinity ..."

    You have a slight typo. It should be: "You have a slight typo. It should be: ..."

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  24. Re:Numb3rs by multipartmixed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dude, you owe me a monitor.

    Note to self: Do not drink coke while reading /.

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  25. Re:not so fast by bugeaterr · · Score: 2, Funny

    there are "proofs" of the Riemann hypothesis on the arXiv every few weeks. Don't believe it 'til it's vetted.

    Who needs proof!

    Do like Al Gore and declare,

    "The debate on the Riemann Hypothesis is OVER!"

  26. Re:Tough problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I carry something else to avoid reproducing.

  27. Re:Tough problems by mav[LAG] · · Score: 2, Funny

    I carry something else to avoid reproducing.

    A clipboard?

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  28. Re:Not quite right? by JuanCarlosII · · Score: 3, Funny

    k is an arbitrary constant

    Or a 'variable' as it is also known.