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How To Check Yourself For Abnormal Genes

AnneWoahHickey writes "While the State of California was harassing personalized genomics companies, and hindering the development of personalized medicine, Wired was preparing a guide to genetic testing. It explains how to make sense of the massive sets of raw data offered by 23andMe or deCODEme, and a way to check yourself for genetic abnormalities that are not covered by microarray tests. Facing a medical community that is fiercely resistant to change, the fate of personalized medicine is truly in the hands of consumers."

133 comments

  1. Oh Come ON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You up reading Slashdot at this hour. Don't worry about checking. You got 'em.

    1. Re:Oh Come ON! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      You up reading Slashdot at this hour.

      9:50 PM?

    2. Re:Oh Come ON! by kipman725 · · Score: 1

      yes I know 12:49 in the afternoon and I'm already up. I danger of loosing my geek cred here. Oh wait you mean everyones not in the same time zone?

    3. Re:Oh Come ON! by Marrshu · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our new abnormal gene checking overlords.

    4. Re:Oh Come ON! by orasio · · Score: 1

      Come on. You are in the same time zone as San Francisco. You gotta be kidding with that last remark.

    5. Re:Oh Come ON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paris Hilton? Is that you?

  2. Next up - how to remove your own liver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you need :

    A bucket
    A sharp knife
    A stapler

    1. Re:Next up - how to remove your own liver by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bucket? Stapler?

      I think you're talking about the more advanced operation "How to remove your liver and live just long enough to put it in a bucket.

      People should start with "Remove your liver" that just requires the knife, and then grow up to more complex things.

      If you enjoyed this comment you may also like:
      "Replacing your blood with pink lemonade and how to stop the brutal pain".

  3. don't worry by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you're reading this, you're unlikely to have offspring.

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    These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    1. Re:don't worry by oodaloop · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have three CDs from The Offspring, you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have two, and call them boldy and mary

    3. Re:don't worry by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. No one buys CDs anymore.

    4. Re:don't worry by AioKits · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are they in different containers? Gotta keep em separated, after all...

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    5. Re:don't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      But when people still listened to The Offspring, CDs were popular.

    6. Re:don't worry by IchNiSan · · Score: 1

      If you are posting here, you are probably incapable of having offspring. DOH!

    7. Re:don't worry by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Normally, yes.. but he's under 18; he won't be doing any time.

    8. Re:don't worry by H3g3m0n · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you will get the chance to do it digitally.

      Just randomly mix 2 cd's of genomes together.

      You could always release your genome under the Creative Commons.

      Although paying child support could be a bitch.

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  4. Great News... by William+Robinson · · Score: 1

    How To Check Yourself For Abnormal Genes

    I am gonna recommend it to my boss.

  5. Important caveats by redalertbulb · · Score: 5, Informative

    OK - so first of all 23andme et al do not search for "abnormal genes" - they look for common polymorphisms present in human DNA sequences. These are not abnormal, simply different. Secondly, rs numbers found in association with disease are practically valueless without the underlying functional data, plus replication of the association in different populations. For Zeus' sake, bear this in mind if you ever get one of these tests!

    1. Re:Important caveats by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wired kindly point out that to get any ethically sound advice you should go to a genetic counsellor.

      Why the rest of the article is there is then a bit bewlidering. It's like they're saying if you want meaningless information and bad or dangerous advice, and you want to pay a lot of money for it, these are the places to go.

    2. Re:Important caveats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.snpedia.com

      is a database of the associations between rs numbers and disease associations.

    3. Re:Important caveats by ultranova · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More importantly, if you find out that you do have abnormal genes, and nonetheless say that you are healthy to the medical insurance company, have you just committed a fraud, and can the insurance company deny a claim on that basis ?

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    4. Re:Important caveats by eli+pabst · · Score: 1

      OK - so first of all 23andme et al do not search for "abnormal genes" - they look for common polymorphisms present in human DNA sequences. These are not abnormal, simply different. Secondly, rs numbers found in association with disease are practically valueless without the underlying functional data, plus replication of the association in different populations.

      To be fair, both of those companies do include a panel of custom genetic variants that have actually been found to be associated with various disorders and labs have replicated them and in some cases they've been shown to have function consequences. So it's not like they're just simply running an Illumina 500k SNP-chip with a bunch of random genetic markers on there. Plus even if they did do that, you could still potentially use that data to determine if you're carrying risk alleles when new ones are discovered later on. So while it's not a truly full genome sequence, they are still giving you some legitimately useful healthcare information. IMO, as long as they're upfront about informing people of what they're getting, I'm hesitant to brand them as snake-oil salesmen.

    5. Re:Important caveats by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      It's like they're saying if you want meaningless information and bad or dangerous advice, and you want to pay a lot of money for it, these are the places to go.

      And if that's what you want, you should probably just go to a faith healer or psychic.

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    6. Re:Important caveats by comp.sci · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact you can check yourself for abnormal genes (specifically SNPs) quite simply using these companies. The DNA chip they are using tests over 200,000 SNPs (single nucleotide polymorphisms - single changes in just one base at specific locations) and you can look at the raw data easily. The SNPs being completely valueless without the functional data, that is just plainly wrong. They are using the exact same principles as medical genetic tests.

    7. Re:Important caveats by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Fortunately not, if you live in the US.

    8. Re:Important caveats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some culd claim that "abnormal genes" are also those that colour your skin. Such moves to interfere in the process of natural evolution are disturbing.

  6. No way in hell by Biotech9 · · Score: 5, Informative

    No way in hell anyone who hasn't had massive experience with PCR is going to get results from a DIY PCR. Extracting DNA from a sample is dead easy with the latest generation of kits, and DNA Is fairly stable stuff, but PCR protocols, although simple, are incredibly touchy and take a lot of time to get consistent results from.

    The rough equivalent of having a page that says to Joe Public that he can either pay some professional to build a custom database for his companies needs, or he can download OpenOffice and do it himself. It's only cheaper if you don't put a value on time, quality or results.

    1. Re:No way in hell by Nit+Picker · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree with your basic statement, but I read the article in a different way: "You can ban the labs, but this knowledge wants to be free. Amateurs can step into the vacuum if the pros are kept out."

      Just as the early PC's were toys that developed into powerful tools, there is a potential for the interested public to start with haphazard work and, if denied a legitimate source of the information, develop into something usable.

    2. Re:No way in hell by Cattus+Curiosus · · Score: 5, Informative

      No way in hell anyone who hasn't had massive experience with PCR is going to get results from a DIY PCR...PCR protocols, although simple, are incredibly touchy and take a lot of time to get consistent results from.

      I have to disagree with you here, at least for checking a specific, limited set of loci. IAAMB (molecular biologist) but I don't have "massive" experience with PCR and yet I've never had trouble getting it to work by following standard protocols using quality reagents (e.g. from NEB) and primers (from IDT). As long as the DIY guide included directions to use IDT's software to assist them in choosing primers and to determine the annealing temperature to use during the PCR cycle, I don't see why your typical DIYer with access to some old lab equipment wouldn't be able to get it to work as long as the DNA prep was good.

      I would imagine a limiting factor to this approach would be the cost of the necessary equipment, with thermocyclers running in the thousands of dollars.

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  7. Summary a bit biased? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, I know, I must be new here...

    1. Re:Summary a bit biased? by intx13 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I agree: harassing personalized genomics companies? a medical community that is fiercely resistant to change? I believe the issue in California was privacy; lawmakers wanted to require that genetic results be sent to a patient's doctor, to provide a safeguard against fraud. While (maybe) controversial, probably not so broadly accepted as a Bad Thing to warrant this summary.

      Unless you're posting in the comments, Slashdot is not your pulpit!

    2. Re:Summary a bit biased? by jr76 · · Score: 1

      Ugh. WRONG.

      They're forcing doctors to be the ONLY ones doing the tests themselves (which is a completely standardized and automated process, which a monkey can do).

      It has zero to do with privacy, which was recently protected by a federal bill.

      What it's all about is (a) the medical community (doctors) cashing in on a new market (they can charge and gain a lot more profit if they're all busy doing these automated lab tests) and (b) trying to find a way to gain this data back to the insurance companies so they can deny you for coverage (through some loophole)

      Why don't you tell me why I need someone with an MD behind their name to tell me what a standard output from a machine which takes a centrifuge of my spit, processes it through a standard chip and pulls out my dna composed against probable issues I could have, which THEN I can do a high-end explicit test from an MD afterwards?

      People keep on forgetting that these test are never set as a be-all, end-all for probable medical conditions and therefore you use this as a stepping stone to check out things further.

      I can understand if they were falsely advertising themselves as a substitute to the ultra-stringent high-end tests used for serious conditions, but as long as they aren't, this is anti-american as it gets.

      What's next? Having only automotive engineers be the only people who can run the automated air quality tests you have to do in your respective states?

      It's the SAME DAMN THING!!!

    3. Re:Summary a bit biased? by GNUman · · Score: 1


      Playing Devil's Advocate here.

      The automated process can give you a profile of your genes, and indeed it only takes a lab technician to do it.

      However the results need to be interpreted, it is not a straightforward response (except for some very specific mutations for "simple" diseases), hypertension, diabetes, and other complex diseases are not only based on your genotype, but also highly dependent on your environment.

      It is not a standardized reading like the pollutants coming out of your exhaust pipe.

      Having the results delivered directly to the patient without a doctor helping them interpret them may cause the patient to take actions that might even trigger the disease for which he is genetically predisposed but would not have expressed otherwise.

      Out of the Devil's Advocate role, I agree with you, if you want to know your genotype, it is yours and you should have the right to have it done where you want (just hope they have very good QC! Don't want to get your genotypes wrong!).

      It is up to you if you want to play doctor or have it done by a real one with a geneticist training.

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      Done

    4. Re:Summary a bit biased? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      In the UK under the National Health Service (NHS) doctors are usually criticised for trying to do less work than they should, rather than for trying to more than they should which seems to be a major criticism of doctors in a commercial health system.

      Despite this and the increased cost to the NHS that keeping genetic testing in the medical profession will entail, our government and medical associations are reaching the same conclusions as in the US, even though the political climate here is favouring more and more private healthcare. So you can't put it down to greed, at least here.

      I think doctors here may be concerned about a huge influx of 'worried well' people who have got these test results and don't understand them.

  8. All my Genes are slightly unusual... by hyperz69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I shop at the Levi Irregular Outlet. Good prices!

    1. Re:All my Genes are slightly unusual... by Pascoea · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have found that as long as your jeans don't say abercrombie, american-eagle, jnco, or hollister, and they cover your entire ass, they are perfectly ok. It's those other "irregular" jeans that people should be checking for, and doing our best to weed out of the population. I find it is very easy to lure them into a big hole. All you have to do is drag some obscenely big sunglasses along on a string. Kind of like fishing, for stupid people.

    2. Re:All my Genes are slightly unusual... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Definitely OT, but I'm with ya. Good prices but apparently I'm the only person in the entire country who wears a 30x29 in their 560 line of jeans. In fact, judging by what retail stores carry, I'm just about the only person in the entire country who wears a 30x29 anything.

      I guess it's true, America is getting fatter and those of us who are fit and trim are being tossed by the side of the road.

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    3. Re:All my Genes are slightly unusual... by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      Stop whining and get your narrow behind down to MacDonald's!

    4. Re:All my Genes are slightly unusual... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Your waste is bigger than your length. Stop bitching about those "other" fat guys...

      And learn to hem, you lazy bastard.

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      Can you be Even More Awesome?!
  9. DIY? Really? by FlyingBishop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Design and Order PCR primers and controls"

    "You'll need a cloning kit"

    "Copy the DNA with the PCR reaction"

    "Sequence the amplified genetic material."

    While going to specialists sounds reasonable, we've only just reached the stage where testing large numbers of people is feasible, and only really through DNA microarrays.

    The idea that you could do it yourself using methods invented in the mid-90's methods is just silly.

    1. Re:DIY? Really? by Noexit · · Score: 1

      D'ya think?

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  10. You went to hollywood upstairs medical college to? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

    I welcome some oversight since I lack the knowledge in the area to tell the difference between a quack giving me bullshit "test results" and someone who actually knows what they're doing giving me useful information.
    No I am not willing to learn enough genetics to spot a quack.

  11. Up next. by AltGrendel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reading assembler code without a reference manual for the masses.

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    - Douglas Adams

  12. Online Genetic Testing = Scam by Lazy+Jones · · Score: 4, Interesting
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    1. Re:Online Genetic Testing = Scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't see anything in there that actually says why it is a scam. Just some complaining about the privacy issues and skepticism about the relevancy of genetics, but no actual reasoning and proof.

    2. Re:Online Genetic Testing = Scam by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 4, Informative

      Thanks for the link. Since we're at it, I'll repost a link I posted in response to the thread a couple of weeks ago on the same subject.

      The US Government Accountability Office compiled a report of genetic testing that is available here. I'm not posting any quotes from it but its quite strongly worded conclusions are that these online genetic tests are at best worthless and at worst harmful. Any government that doesn't try to shut them down is being negligent.

    3. Re:Online Genetic Testing = Scam by forestgomp · · Score: 1

      Not sure it is a scam, but it is expensive:
      https://www.23andme.com/store/ ($999)
      http://www.decodeme.com/index/about_order ($985)

    4. Re:Online Genetic Testing = Scam by comp.sci · · Score: 1

      Completely different issue: Anyone with an understanding of genetics can tell you that assessing family trees and ancestry history is hard. Using these services for ancestry research is fairly useless. Calling these companies a scam is utterly narrowminded and doesnt show much understanding. The genetic results they come up with are correct and most are focused on these results, not on ancestry testing (which is a side-product). Please do your own research and don't rely on bad journalism.

    5. Re:Online Genetic Testing = Scam by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Why shut them down? Why not just license them and inspect them regularly for accuracy?

    6. Re:Online Genetic Testing = Scam by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Yeah you're right I was being melodramatic. Extremely heavy regulation, similar to that used to assess the safety and efficacy of drugs is probably the best way forward.

      At the moment labs are supposed to have a license and they are insepcted for accuracy with respect to the actual genotyping they provide. But there is no regulation of the dubious medical interpretation or cross-selling that goes on top of your results.

    7. Re:Online Genetic Testing = Scam by SiliconEntity · · Score: 1

      That GAO report is for a different kind of testing, so-called "nutrigenetic" tests. These claim to analyze a few parts of your DNA and come up with customized nutritional recommendations. For example mycellf.com. It sounds like these are indeed scams. But sites like 23andMe claim to do something completely different, so this report should not be taken to mean that those kinds of sites are scams too.

  13. How to do it the cheap easy way: by julian67 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Use a mirror. Pointy head? alarmingly low/thick/broad brow? Lantern jaw? Narrow eyes remarkably close together? Then you probably won't easily get medical insurance, what with all the hooch and the home grown tobaccy. But never mind, you still got your banjo, your smooth bore and your free AOL CD.

    1. Re:How to do it the cheap easy way: by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Use a mirror. Pointy head? alarmingly low/thick/broad brow? Lantern jaw? Narrow eyes remarkably close together? Then you probably won't easily get medical insurance, what with all the hooch and the home grown tobaccy. But never mind, you still got your banjo, your smooth bore and your free AOL CD.

      I still can't for the life of me figure out why some people think that slashdot is populated by elitist snobs and condescending asshats. There's simply no evidence for that. It would be interesting, though, to see how many of them could survive a week in the woods, or make (even with an open source recipe) one squirrel pot-pie that starts out with a live squirrel.

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    2. Re:How to do it the cheap easy way: by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't know about you, but MY squirrel pot-pies always start out with dead squirrels. That way, I don't have to chase them around the kitchen.

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    3. Re:How to do it the cheap easy way: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too close to home huh?

      That said, generally people who fit the description being made fun of are less bothered by it than people close to those who fit it. So I'm guessing it's a fair description of your wife - though it's surprising really that you don't fit the description too given you both share the same parents.

    4. Re:How to do it the cheap easy way: by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      That said, generally people who fit the description being made fun of are less bothered by it than people close to those who fit it. So I'm guessing it's a fair description of your wife - though it's surprising really that you don't fit the description too given you both share the same parents.

      There we go! That's perfect! I knew I could count on slashdot to come through.

      Actually, what I'm really enjoying is the tremendous irony of YOU feeling like my comment hit too close to home, and then acting out the part of the snarky, class-baiting hypocrit perfectly. Fantastic. Your tribe is proud of you, no doubt.

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  14. Yus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can find out before the fact whether blasting myself with radiation will kill me or awaken my superhero abilities.

    1. Re:Yus by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Only one way to try. Here's a barrel of toxic nuclear waste and some safety goggles made of enriched uranium.

  15. you can get tested, no big deal by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    specialized companies test genes. brac gene (breast cancer), apoe (alzheimer's), fragile x, etc. you can do this by mail even

    just make sure to use a name like donald duck or dick johnson. you don't want this info getting to insurance companies

    might as well test that little 1 year old (not any older, consider the trauma for the kid) for parentage too. it has been speculated that something like 10% of babies born before the age of genetic testing were raised by fathers oblivious to the fact they were not the real genetic father of the kid

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    1. Re:you can get tested, no big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although the state of the art in genetic testing is not reliable enough to make assessment for individuals yet.

      Firstly, the actual test is not that great- even when you can normalise the raw data over a large study. Piecemeal tests will not be good.

      Secondly, even the strongly associated genes are not probative on their own.

      You can identify a risk gene using GWAS, but for any given individual you will typically get more accurate results from a case history.

      Anyone- insurance company or individual- who makes any decision based on one of these tests is dumb.

    2. Re:you can get tested, no big deal by Cattus+Curiosus · · Score: 1

      brac gene (breast cancer)

      I believe you intended to refer to BRCA1 and BRCA2

      you don't want this info getting to insurance companies

      I could've sworn I saw a story here not too long ago about federal legislation banning insurance companies from discriminating against people on the basis of genetic testing. However, this factsheet from the National Cancer Institute indicates otherwise. If possible, it would seem testing yourself anonymously would indeed be prudent.

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    3. Re:you can get tested, no big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just make sure to use a name like donald duck or dick johnson. you don't want this info getting to insurance companies

      But please, avoid using a name like Ron Mexico. you don't want this info getting to anyone, lest you like being mistaken for Michael Vick.

    4. Re:you can get tested, no big deal by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      They sell kits for that at Rite-Aid now.. http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/101986.php

  16. Not a potential panic...honest! by IBBoard · · Score: 1

    Yeah, this is never going to cause huge panics amongst the dumb/easily influenced when they mess their test up and get dodgy results.

    Yet another way to part the gullible from his money, I guess.

  17. Superheroes by needs2bfree · · Score: 4, Funny

    Finally! A way to find out why I get green and big when I get angry!

    1. Re:Superheroes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you were bitten by a big, green, angry, radioactive iguana?

    2. Re:Superheroes by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      You're thinking of another test entirely.. but I'm going to go ahead and say you should just save your money and stop eating wild mushrooms, especially those found in or around cow pies.

  18. Back to the source by wild_quinine · · Score: 3, Funny

    And remember, if you see something you don't like you've got the source code...

    1. Re:Back to the source by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Looks at baby's results. changes a few sequences and trows baby in the trash.
      "Honey, we'll have to recompile again..."

  19. the article is bullshit by Polir · · Score: 5, Informative

    This article was clearly written by someone who has no clues to this kind of work. It covers the basic steps although the draft described would not even work (designing primers just by picking 20 bp sequences without checking if you design them into some repeat, or other non unique sequence, without checking that there is no hairpin formation, no primer dimers etc, also he just says 40 cycles in PCR machine without saying that for each prime pairs you need a specific annealing step and describing what other heating steps are required in the PCR machine). Other thing is that he forgot to mention costs and time to do this. Lets say a primer pair is just $1 (it is more even if you order the smallest amount) and one PCR run is roughly 2 hours (with 40 samples) also preparing 40 different samples takes like at least 1 hour of work. Plus you need the materials for PCR (PCR grade water, MgCl2, buffer, the polymerase ensyme, for like 100 reactions at cheapest you can buy them for like $50-100). The PCR machine cost will be almost negligible with its $1000. Now calculate the costs and time needed for like 1 million SNPS. And you realize that home made traditional PCR techniques won't work. Lastly what if you find some SNPs different than others. You need to know the different databases, you need to be able to filter the 99% junk from somethign valid since most of the SNPs are just variations without any change of the functionality. At best they are linked to some disease at a given population and could have no meaning at an other population.

    1. Re:the article is bullshit by stm2 · · Score: 1

      You are right.
      Add a set of micropipettes ($300), eppendorf tubes, and primer is $1 per base, so think about $20-30 per SNP. PCR machines are not licensed for clinical diagnostic, so it will cost more (or just buy a PCR machine with standard research license and use it for diagnostic). Most clonning kits assumes you have some basic research equipment like electropheresis cube, shaker, centrifugue and so on.

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  20. not that i disagree with you by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    but i am already envisioning the late night infomercials

    a little bit of knowledge + a lot of fear = $$$

    "did you know that 1 out of 10 people are predisposed to diabetes genetically and don't even know it. you owe it to your loved ones to make sure that your genetic makeup is solid for their future. luckily at genestar, we have perfected the advanced diagnostic tests for your peace of mind. at some fancy genetic testing labs, they charge upwards of $1,500 for these kinds of tests. but at genestar, you can give your loved ones faith in their genetic lineage for only 3 easy payments of $49.95. act now, and we'll throw in the genetic test for alzheimers...

    (quick lawyer speak voiceover) gene tests are not a replacement for sound medical advice. all genetic testing results should be discussed with a medical doctor"

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    1. Re:not that i disagree with you by kjs3 · · Score: 1

      There are billboards around town for exactly this. You're undoubtedly right that infomercials are not far behind.

  21. just laid that out there huh? by CupBeEmpty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Facing a medical community that is fiercely resistant to change..." really? Thats a bold claim to make especially considering the amount of medical research that happens in this country.

    1. Re:just laid that out there huh? by philspear · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know! Whoever wrote this needs to try getting a trepanation for ill humors. These days they make you fill out a MILLION forms. Used to be I could get that done at my local barber.

    2. Re:just laid that out there huh? by nbauman · · Score: 1

      Since the personalized genome companies were started by people in the medical community, they could just as easily say, "Facing a medical community that will promote anything to the public..."

      Or, "Facing an online media that will say anything sensational in a desperate effort to attract readers..."

    3. Re:just laid that out there huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She's obviously referring to the medical establishment that interfaces with actual patients (i.e., primary care physicians) and not the biomedical and biotechnology research community.

  22. Next step towards Gattaca by dsvick · · Score: 1

    The next step will be the ability to get an assay done on a potential mate, or even random partner (as in Gattaca). While that might be a good thing for he human race in general I'm sure there will be a lot of hate and discontent over it - oh wait, there already is...

  23. Great for the entire family! by soccerisgod · · Score: 1

    Facing a medical community that is fiercely resistant to change, the fate of personalized medicine is truly in the hands of consumers.

    Why you'd want this: Hypochondriasis

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    If a train station is a place where a train stops, what's a workstation?
  24. Measurement doesn't entail understanding by Lhooqtoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Services like those mentioned in TFA may be able to provide information on which genetic variants a person carries, but will not interpret those results. Non-scientists, and even scientists seem to over estimate the ability of modern genetics to assign meaning to common genetic variation. Your average M.D. when confronted with a print out of a patients 'mutations' would be completely unable to make heads or tails of them. There are few instances such as cystic fibrosis, where the etiology is well known, and known mutations WILL cause disease. In other cases such as BRCA in breast cancer, 'mutations' are risk factors for disease. In the vast majority of cases, modern genetics has no idea what a 'mutation' at rs39842093 might actually do. These services are expensive, ambiguous, and require a certain measure of vanity on the part of the consumer. If you have a family history of disease X, there may be a small number of 'mutations' for which you might be tested that could actually impact your future health, and those services are provided by someone other than 23andMe. Biology is a bit different than technology in that observing that biology works does not imply that someone knows how it works. (Creationists can bite me.)

  25. How would you tell a significant other by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    about said genetic abnormalities? I have one that caused me(and my brother) to be born with 6 fingers and toes, we had surgery as infants to correct the abnormality, but obviously the code is still in my genes. How would one go about telling someone that they wanted to have kids with about a genetic abnormality? Or should you wait until after the bun is in the oven so to speak....

    1. Re:How would you tell a significant other by Bieeanda · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're at the point where you're discussing the strong possibility of starting a family, you owe it to your partner and yourself to be completely open about your medical history and that of your ancestors. Waiting until after what many people consider to be the point of no return is grossly unfair to your partner and the potential child.

    2. Re:How would you tell a significant other by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Funny

      about said genetic abnormalities? I have one that caused me(and my brother) to be born with 6 fingers....

      I know someone who is looking for you...

  26. From TFA by pragma_x · · Score: 1

    The State of California is trying to shut down direct-to-consumer genetic testing services.

    Can anyone tell me if this is complete hyperbole, or if it's the real deal? For that matter, why does the CA legislature even care about this?

    1. Re:From TFA by Hairy+Heron · · Score: 1

      No, there is underlying truth to it but the summary writer was a complete fucktard. The reason the legislature was getting involved was possible privacy issues over a patients genetic test information. Safeguarding the privacy of medical data seems to be a pretty good use of legislative power, but that's just me.

    2. Re:From TFA by philspear · · Score: 1

      Having seen the patriot act pass, maybe the CA legislature feels that people are too willing to exchange their rights for percieved security.

      An ad like "The government is trying to force you to buy medical insurance! Send us your DNA and you can buy super cheap medical insurance from us and avoid HUGE fines!" would probably work on a lot of idiots out there.

      Then of course if you get turned down for that you're flagged as having risky genes and everyone (in the insurance industry) benefits.

    3. Re:From TFA by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      California wants to ban direct-to-consumer genetic testing for several reasons, not the least of which is the fact that they do not want people running to the doctor to obtain unnecessary treatment for a condition they do not have because there might be a statistical correlation between one of their gene sequences and the possibility of having an increased risk for a disease.

      Another poster here said it well when he said that it would be imprudent to seek a clinical regimen for a disease one does not have.

    4. Re:From TFA by TheSync · · Score: 1

      why does the CA legislature even care about this?

      Because they trust doctors more then patients apparently.

      See here:

      Last Monday, the state's laboratory field services group issued thirteen cease-and-desist letters to genetic testing companies including personal genomics companies 23andMe and Navigenics as well as DNATraits.com, which gives would-be parental couples information about genetic disorders their children could inherit...

      Health Department spokeswoman Lea Brooks responded to Wired.com's request for comment saying that the businesses would have a chance to come into compliance with California state law, which requires that a doctor sign off on any laboratory testing.

      "The cease-and-desist letters direct the businesses to submit a plan of correction to the California Department of Public Health 14 days from the date the letters were mailed," Brooks wrote in an email. "Each plan of correction must show how the business will come into compliance with California laboratory law. CDPH will review the plans of corrections and respond accordingly."

      Or here:

      California regulators warned 13 genetic testing companies, including Knome Inc. in Cambridge, to stop marketing their products in California unless they comply with state licensing and testing laws.

      The California Department of Public Health warned the companies that they must obtain a clinical laboratory license before conducting medical tests for Californians. In addition, the agency said the companies cannot offer laboratory tests directly to California consumers without a doctor's order.

      "Knome is in violation of California law," the agency warned. "Genetic tests are not exempt" from rules requiring a physician's approval, it said.

  27. How to tell if you have abnormal genes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's an easy test-- if your hand is bigger than your face you have abnormal genes...

  28. Step 1 by The+Wookie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Step 1: Hold your leftmost tentacle approximately 4-6 inches from your middle eye.

  29. Would you use "alpha" version software? by ponos · · Score: 3, Informative

    Speaking as someone who has done a PhD on genome-wide microarray SNP analysis, I can tell you that we are not yet at a point of maturity where you can simply put a drop of blood in a machine and get reliable prognostic information or lifestyle and treatment recommendations.

    The technology is actively researched, i.e. most often we're not looking at the results from a clinical standpoint but as an indicator of the performance of a certain method. Practically speaking, only research centers are interested at the stuff and you would be extremely hard pressed to convince practicing doctors to incorporate current results in their everyday work, even though some studies have appeared in famous medical journals (New England Journal of Medicine, Nature etc). Using software notation, the results are "alpha" grade at the moment.

    That being said, there is no harm in knowing that you have an Adenine in position XXXX. Harm comes from acting upon that knowledge without sufficient clinical evidence.

    P.

  30. Pre-employment piss test: Part II by Yarhajile · · Score: 1

    From my future hiring boss:

    We're sorry, but we cannot entertain the possibility of hiring you on the grounds that your genes are far too normal. We have a very strict policy of only hiring miscreants and dead-weight with abnormal genes. This may seem... odd at first glance, however, hiring individuals with clear sense and an overall good mental and physical disposition are counter-intuitive to our mission statements goal of creating an immoral, crooked and inefficient operation. You see, the more problems YOU have, the less you will attempt to undermine OUR low standards by introducing your "perfect 23" culture. Maybe check back with us after some reverse gene therapy.

    Sincerely, Mr. Asshat HR Dude

  31. Look in the mirror by blueforce · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you have a huge proboscis and you're wearing Jordache, you're screwed on both counts.

    --
    If you do what you always did, you get what you always got.
    1. Re:Look in the mirror by yanyan · · Score: 1

      I am WELL-ENDOWED, you insensitive clod!

  32. Problem with simple genetics in article by LightPhoenix7 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Whoever wrote this article shows a gross misunderstanding about how genetics actually works. The central dogma of genetics applies here: DNA is transcribed into mRNA, and translated into proteins, which can then be post-translationally modified.,

    First - a single nucleotide change may or may not cause a "genetic defect." Translation involves taking three nucleotides (aka bases) and getting the appropriate amino acid from that. There are 20 common amino acids, and 64 combinations - so there is some overlap. If the changes nucleotide doesn't change the corresponding amino acid, it doesn't matter.

    Second - not all mutations are harmful. If a mutation happens in an exon (a piece that is cut out), there may well be no difference if there is a mutation there or not. Even if it' is in a part that is kept, it may not be in a part of the protein that dictates structure or function.

    Third - most organisms, including humans, have built in redundancies and backups. Losing a gene doesn't usually mean losing the protein, because often something else will make the product another way, or compensate. In diploid organisms often this can be duplicated genes or the other allele.

    In short, in order to truly make sense of the data given by these companies you really need to know at least the basics of genetics and have an understanding of how the gene and protein work. These are no small tasks and, surprise, generally results in getting a degree in some branch of biology.

    1. Re:Problem with simple genetics in article by shipbrick · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a few technical notes regarding this post.
      1) Silent mutations can still cause problems, such as altering splicing (e.g., HGPS/progeria) so this statement should not be absolute "if the changes nucleotide doesn't change the corresponding amino acid, it doesn't matter"
      2)Introns are removed, not exons.
      3)Again, your statement is generally true, but some instances exist where loss of 1 copy of a gene can still be detrimental.
      I'm not trying to be rude, just commenting. I agree that to interpret the data, one would need a good deal of education within the subject.

    2. Re:Problem with simple genetics in article by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      I think that epidemiologically the results can make sense without a direct biological understanding. You can be pretty sure just by doing enough tests that a certain mutation is linked to a certain disease. The part about protein structure and function necessarily comes after that. For example we still don't really know why APOEe4 leads to an increased dementia risk, despite a lot of competeing hypotheses, although we certainly know that it does.

      Also, when doing these sorts of genome wide assessments, the actual SNPs that are tested are often not the disease mutations themselves, but are sufficiently close to the gene of interest that they are usually inherited together. So although the tested SNP may be in a non-coding region, it'll probably be strongly linked to a disease mutation.

      I agree with you though that the summary and article show an enormous ignorance when it comes to genetics and genomics, and an expert interpretation is needed for these results.

    3. Re:Problem with simple genetics in article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second - not all mutations are harmful. If a mutation happens in an exon (a piece that is cut out), there may well be no difference if there is a mutation there or not. Even if it' is in a part that is kept, it may not be in a part of the protein that dictates structure or function.

      Exons are expressed, while introns are spliced out by snRNPs, or so says my trusty biology textbook (Freeman, 3/e). Furthermore, introns are removed during transcription (transcribing mRNAs from DNA in the nucleus) and before the cap and tail are added to the finished mRNA transcript. If the mutation happens in the exon part of the mRNA transcript, it can get into the translation process, but as you said, if it doesn't change the sequence of amino acids, it's not an issue. If the mutation is in the intro part of the mRNA, however, it gets removed.

      I know this because I just finished a biology course at my University (as in, just took the final exam yesterday).

    4. Re:Problem with simple genetics in article by ponos · · Score: 1

      Whoever wrote this article shows a gross misunderstanding about how genetics actually works. The central dogma of genetics applies here: DNA is transcribed into mRNA, and translated into proteins, which can then be post-translationally modified.,

      Not exactly true. The main concept behind genome-wide microarray analysis is the fact that SNP markers are in linkage disequilibrium with disease-related alleles. Therefore, it is not the presence of a silent "mutation" (the one we detect) that matters. Rather, it is the fact that said mutation usually happens to be associated/correlated with another nearby "mutation" that does affect gene function.

      P.

  33. Ok this is awesome!! by CRiMSON · · Score: 1

    Now I just to go thru 10 years of medical training and we'll be good to go!

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    oogly boogly!
  34. Requiring they be sent to a doctor isn't privacy by MaizeMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Requiring the test results not be released to anyone but the PATIENT would strike me as a benefit to privacy. No releasing to anyone but the doctor is a whole different issue, having nothing to do with privacy and everything to do with an (justified or not) lack of faith in the general public's ability to have access to their own data without turning into raging hypochondriacs.

  35. Re:You went to hollywood upstairs medical college by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would approach such genetic testing with caution if the health care provider (or service) isn't going to provide a lot of education about your risk factors and how to interpret your results.

    Last year, I participated in a medical study to find out what patients' reactions would be to genetic testing http://www.nih.gov/news/pr/may2007/nhgri-03.htm . Education was a key part to interpreting the results. It helped you understand your risk factors.

    The genes the NIH tested were largely offset by lifestyle choices--exercise, diet, etc.

    Trust me, I went through a whole range of emotions--intrigue, anxiety, curiousity. Hey, it even got our family to talk about our medical histories. By the time I got my results, there were no surprises.

  36. You're Missing the Point by MaizeMan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The average person, no. The obsessed amature with training in a closely related enough field to be able to follow protocols precisely (any branch of biology and a lot of chemistry), with enough money to afford these supplies (probably dozens of times over given how finicky PCR can be even under controlled laboratory conditions) would probably genotype themselves for 5-10 alleles. But I think a lot of people are missing the point of this article. It's not that everyone could do it, or even anyone really SHOULD do it. It's that these techniques have become simple enough and cheap enough that people who are sufficiently interested can do this at home. It's the same reason people install Linux on their toasters, or mod a 360 into a laptop, not because the end result is that useful, but because it's so cool that they CAN.

  37. waste of time and money and psychic energy by peter303 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most abnormal genes arent expressed for unclear reasons. You just spend money on useless information and mental energy worrying about the results.

  38. Re:Requiring they be sent to a doctor isn't privac by Thiez · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > a (justified or not) lack of faith in the general public's ability to have access to their own data without turning into raging hypochondriacs.

    Maybe it would be good for people to know more about their risks of having certain diseases. It puts other things in perspective. Why worry about terrorists when you are 10.000 times more likely to die in some other way? Why be a hypochondriac when it is X times more likely that you'll die in a car-crash?

  39. So I should return the PCR stuff I just bought? by smakdaddy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey is that a mutation in your genes or are you just happy to see me?

  40. Mod parent up by ThJ · · Score: 1

    Deserves 5: Insightful

  41. I wonder if I can by genotyped for free by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    by filing a Freedom of Information Act request against the FBI, which has undoubtedly already taken my DNA from some place or another under a secret government civilian spy program...

  42. Easy test by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    If you're reading slashdot, you can already check off one of the abnormalities...

    (grin)

    --

    I might know what I'm talkin' about, but then again, this is Slashdot...
  43. People forget... by Kensai7 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    People forget that genetic counselling is much more than simply "checking some polymorphisms". But even if you ever get results by deCODEme or 23andme, these results are numbers and you need to make sense out of them using sensible statistics to quantify the real danger of developing a disease.

    That's extremely difficult especially for multifactorial maladies which environment plays a major role. If you want serious answers get a professional explain and investigate, don't simply rely on DNA companies.

    In other words, it's not that the medical community that is "fiercely resistant", but because the questions that need to be answered are much more than percentages.

    --
    "Sum Ergo Cogito"
  44. Hmm, genetic abnormality, eh? by LM741N · · Score: 0

    1. sits in basement all day
    2. eats nothing but junk food
    3. consumes "energy drinks"
    4. is an expert in Perl and hates Python
    5. belongs to many mailing lists
    6. has an excellent Slashdot Karma
    7. Runs Slashdot

  45. Re:You went to hollywood upstairs medical college by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

    One of the main problems is the education they give you is usually along the lines of 'Well it seems your genes say you and your children will die unless you buy our patented combination of nutritional supplements'.

    On a personal note, I'm interested to know if knowing your genotype has changed your life or lifestyle in any way?

  46. Use other resources to supplement data by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out snpedia.com and look up the rs number. http://snpedia.com/index.php?title=SNPedia

    You can figure out what disease you're susceptible to based on the rs number.

    The "rs number" is the ID number for the "SNP" : the single nucleotide polymorphism.

  47. Lots of bashing, but... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of people bashing this and I agree, something like what deCODEme and 23andMe provide is probably not for most people.

    On the other hand, I could actually use something like this. I have some unusual issues that are very probably genetic in origin. In fact, I have a good idea of one possible genetic cause to 3 major symptoms that I have. I've spent years with various diagnoses and none of them have panned out.

    There are no other tests for the particular genetic defect I suspect I have. For $985, I can find out (I checked, and the SNPs for the gene I'm looking for are covered). Given that it's took 7 years to find a medication that worked for one of my issues, nailing down the cause could end up saving me money in the long run (and if this had been available 7 years ago, might have saved me a lot of grief).

    So, I'll grant, this isn't for everyone. The results are very hard for a lay person to interpret. But for some people, they could be quite handy.

    1. Re:Lots of bashing, but... by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      I won't ask what your particular conditions are, but if they are sufficiently badly understood you can probably find a researcher in the field who wants to look at genetic underlying causes and would genotype you for free. But they'll need a lot of similar people to be able to narrow down a genetic cause in this way.

      Doing an exploratory genome wide association study on a sample of one (ie yourself) will lead you nowhere, because these sites will only test for relatively common polymorphisms, and the average person has thousands of them that might be considered unusual.

      I wish you well though.

    2. Re:Lots of bashing, but... by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      Sorry I should have read your post more closely. You have a candidate gene so the genotyping might be more valuable. Although if that's the case it really might be worth trying to get it done as part of some research programme. The marginal cost of running these analyses costs nothing like what these sites are charging.

    3. Re:Lots of bashing, but... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      Actually, the research I'm basing my opinions on is fairly recent. It's a single gene that might be responsible for 3 symptoms I have. By determining the allele that that I have of that gene, I can see if it matches my expectation. If it does, then it's likely that defect is the cause of the symptoms I experience. It's as simple as that.

  48. Requiring licenses... by mi · · Score: 1

    What's next? Having only automotive engineers be the only people who can run the automated air quality tests you have to do in your respective states?

    On a similar note, New York's government has recently tried to pass a law requiring licensing for the people operating air-quality monitoring devices:

    Our mutual goal is to prevent false alarms and unnecessary public concern by making sure that we know where these detectors are located and that they conform to standards of quality and reliability.

    See? It is all for our own good. Don't you worry your pretty little head and let the (licensed) professionals do their jobs. And when/if the Executive government decides to withdraw a license of some of the operators, it can do that — without the hurdles of going through the Judiciary — just as it can already do with the drivers' licenses. (What an invention that was!)

    --
    In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
  49. Consumers and personalized medicine by dstates · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Give me a break - the medical community is enthusiastic to the point being mesmerized by personalized medicine. Consumers need to worry about the "self fulfilling monopoly" aspects of personalized therapy. Once you have spent a lot of time and money diagnosing your unique disorder, the drug company offering you a customized treatment effectively has no competition. There is a good chance that they will charge painfully exorbitant prices. Look at recently released cancer drugs like Avastin, treatment costs $90k per patient per year!

    The real issue is demonstrating that these strategies are effective when the specific treatments are only being given to a single patient. Hard to design an objective clinical trial validating efficacy under those conditions. The fate of personalized medicine is truly in the hands of the FDA.

    P.S. Agree completely with the comments that this "how to" article is infeasible and written by someone with serious misunderstandings of the technology and underlying science.

    --
    Statesman
  50. grossly inaccurate statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Facing a medical community that is fiercely resistant to change, the fate of personalized medicine is truly in the hands of consumers.

    This is egregiously incorrect and demonstrates a fundamental lack of understanding of the situation. If you think it's as easy as: "I have mutation A, so I need to do B, and then I will be cured of C" then you're sadly ignorant of the reality, unfortunately. (I wish it were that easy. I am an oncologist who works some with targeted therapies, which is what we are striving to achieve. But it is very complicated due to the reasons listed below, which in themselves are a gross simplification of the reality.)

    • Most disease states are not a binary situation. There are endless numbers of mutations, and we have a poor (or zero) understanding of what these various mutations mean. If there are 18 known possible mutations at a single point in a strand of DNA, is one better/worse than another? And what about the 32 at the next base pair down, and the 17 in the base pair after that? This is the concept of phenotypic variability.
    • With extremely few exceptions, we can't translate a genetic abnormality into a "risk for developing the disease." Many people develop disease due to spontaneous mutations.
    • Targeted genetic therapies can cost hundreds of millions of dollars to develop. Per abnormality. And it might be that a targeted therapy will only work on certain subsets of mutations.
    • There are very serious privacy concerns in terms of patient insurability that the law is still struggling with.
  51. My butt has a hole in it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in my jeans.
      Why such a weird question? Just look at parents, or gather the hearsay if you can't look. I am a splitting image of a dead grandfather. My parents from another universe. You could even study botany. A pink and blue flower made a red one... the red one two generations previoused, thought to be disappeared. So very simple.Anything is possible. Environment makes changes, the mysteries never seen. Bullcrap question done.

  52. Counseling is the key by DrYak · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why don't you tell me why I need someone with an MD behind their name to tell me what a standard output from a machine which takes a centrifuge of my spit, processes it through a standard chip and pulls out my dna composed against probable issues I could have, which THEN I can do a high-end explicit test from an MD afterwards?

    You don't need the MD for the actual processing of the sample. As you put it, a monkey could do it.
    You need the MD for the counselling that goes together with the result giving. To avoid people misinterpreting the results, putting wild theories because one test came back as positive, or to notice that the patient is too much distressed after some news and might be at risk of doing something crazy.

    You also need an MD to discuss before hand of the utility of the test, their significance, what they are *actually* going to bring, dispel false beliefs or flase hopes the patient may have, etc.

    In short, the MD is not here for the test, but for everything that comes around it.

    People keep on forgetting that these test are never set as a be-all, end-all for probable medical conditions and therefore you use this as a stepping stone to check out things further.

    The problem is, if you don't regulate thing a tad, there are bound to be companies that will try to profit by selling their results *AS the ultimate end-all* and who are going to profit from all the gullible idiots who'll believe them.
    You're a /.er. You're a geek able to understand what such tests might mean. Believe me : 90% of the patient stepping inside a doctor's office aren't.

    The worse is : by believing that these test are end-all, the clients of unscrupulous test-seller could jump to conclusion and do really, *really* silly stuff.
    The world is full of very ill-informed patient who read random junk on the net and distrust all doctors because none of them agrees with what the patient thinks having understood.

    This is a paternalistic approach but until you have something better to propose, it's the simplest thing to avoid problems.

    But I personally think that this is a little bit too restrictive. The technology should be sold as home-use kits to everyone, as long as the buyer has received proper counselling before hand by the doctor, the licensed reseller or the pharmacist which provided him the test.

    I can understand if they were falsely advertising themselves as a substitute to the ultra-stringent high-end tests used for serious conditions, but as long as they aren't, this is anti-american as it gets.

    Trust the human greed. If nothing forbids it, someone is bound to try it.
    Even if it is not actually written on the box (that would be false advertising), some company will definitely try to make sure that the buyers think it.

    It's the SAME DAMN THING!!!

    Except nobody has commited suicide over a air pressure level. Yet.

    Disclaimer: IA*A*MD, and although I currently work in research, I have met lots of the gullible patients putting more trusts into random pieces of junk they read over the intertube than into people with several years of study and several years of experience who are trying to help them.

    --
    "Sufficiently advanced satire is indistinguishable from reality." - [Tips: 1DrYakQDKCQ6y52z6QbnkxHXAocMZJE61o ]
  53. Re:In Other News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    And we'll teach you how to become one of the talking heads!

    Its simple, remove your head, and Ta f***in Da! You're a talking head!!

  54. Emily Litella says... by zazenation · · Score: 0

    Abnormal Genes?
    I thought you said -
    Have Normal Jeans!

    Instead of those baggy, crotch-at-the-knee, Maytag repair man vista clones.

    But I guess 'Abnormal Jeans' works too.

  55. Did anyone else by Velocir · · Score: 1

    Start reading the title as, "How to check yourself before you wreck yourself"? I did.

  56. most self-genotyping is worthless by mbmiller · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I study associations of genotypes with diseases for a living. The article worries me a little because it does not make clear that many genotype-disease correlations are very weak or tenuous. The article begins like this:

    Nearly every day, somebody in the research community claims to have found a genetic marker associated with some sort of health condition.

    That is true but we must acknowledge that many if not most such claims have failed to replicate and they are probably mostly statistical errors -- do enough research and you will eventually "find" something that isn't real. Those of us in the business are highly skeptical of all original claims unless they are overwhelmingly strong. In the absence of consistent replication we tend to withhold judgment on the validity of a result.

    The article continued:

    If you are curious and want to check yourself for those inherited traits, there are several options at your disposal.

    If you are checking yourself for a certain genotype, then we could say that you are checking yourself for an inherited trait, but we usually don't refer to genotypes as traits. I think the author of the article is presuming a strong relationship of a genotype with some trait like a form of cancer, asthma, longevity, schizophrenia, myocardial infarction or stroke. He then suggests that readers can study that trait in themselves by looking at their genotypes. Unfortunately, even if the studies that claimed to establish an association of the genotype with the trait were correct, the association might be so weak that it isn't clinically useful. For example, if schizophrenia occurs in 1% of the general population but in 1.2% of people with a certain genotype, that is a 20% increase in risk for that genotype, which might lead to a statistically significant result that is published in a journal, promoted by a university press release and then published in newspapers all over the world. But to any individual, knowing their genotype would change their schizophrenia risk by only 0.2%. Is it worthwhile to know about such a minor risk factor?

    It gets worse. The person who tests himself might then decide that he is a high-risk person or a low-risk person based on this one genotype, but that is a very bad way to decide risk. With schizophrenia, for example, a positive family history can increase your risk by a factor of 10 or more (depending on which relative[s] are affected). Also, having pre-schizophrenic symptoms will imply higher risk. Age of onset is usually before age 40, so people older than 40 who are not already schizophrenic have low risk. So a 20-year-old man who is having mild hallucinatory experiences, coming up with really odd ideas and who has two schizophrenic brothers might take the test, find out he doesn't have the 1.2% genotype and conclude that he is at low risk of schizophrenia. He would be mistaken.

    With regard to heart disease: Ignore your genotype but watch your blood pressure, eat well and exercise. Same for stroke, diabetes, obesity and many other traits.

    Most of the value in new genetics research for so-called "complex diseases" (a.k.a. multifactorial diseases) is in the implications for breakthroughs in understanding pathophysiology. Most findings have little or no implication for individuals.

  57. Kentucky ahead of the curve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here in kentucky we've used personalized testing for genetic abnormalities for years. When she takes her shoes off, if she has six toes, genetic abnormality sighted. No need for microarrays, just don't date that chic if you also have six toes. It's the rule of toe in my family.