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Spammers Announce World War III

schliz writes with the stub of a disheartening article at IT News: "Hackers are deluging web users with malware-laden spam claiming that World War III has started following a US invasion of Iran. Security experts warned [yesterday] that spam emails with subject lines including 'Third World War has begun,' '20000 US Soldiers in Iran,' and 'US Army crossed Iran's borders' have been intercepted. The emails contain links to a malicious webpage that displays what appears to be a video player showing the mushroom cloud of a nuclear explosion."

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  1. That spam was shopped by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can tell from the text and seeing quite a few spams in my time.

    1. Re:That spam was shopped by stoolpigeon · · Score: 5, Funny

      the shadows are all off too

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  2. Breaking news! by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This just in: malware propagators have learned that sending a mass e-mail that will grab the attention of anyone who reads it is the best way to spread malware. More at 11.

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    1. Re:Breaking news! by pitchpipe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yup. At least they're doing something new and interesting instead of trying to enlarge my P3N!$, or send a high ranking official in Nigeria my money. I hate spam as much as the next guy, but a least this is fucking different.

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    2. Re:Breaking news! by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      This just in: The US and its allies, having established the capacity to censor the entire middle east during the recent destruction of undersea cables, is now sowing misinformation across the internet coupled to a malware payload. Billions of emails sent in this fashion will create enough noise to render all information that doesn't come through official highly suspect.

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    3. Re:Breaking news! by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This isn't new or interesting -- it's a classic pump and dump, most likely on the price of oil.

      (1) Buy oil futures
      (2) Pump spam/disinformation about a US military strike in Iran.
      (2a) Do this when US/Israeli officials are making strong statements
      (2b) because Iran has just tested some missiles
      (3) Watch the price of oil go up 4-5% in a day http://www.bloomberg.com/energy/
      (4) (Sell your oil futures at a) Profit!

      Yawn . . .

    4. Re:Breaking news! by LandDolphin · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's why we need to get the Government out of the Economy. Things like that would not happen in a free market!

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    5. Re:Breaking news! by Paranatural · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm tired of this crap about Prius being the same lifetime energy cost as a Hummer. It's total bunk, and here's why: The Hummer's energy cost is in moving a giant object around inefficiently, which expends a lot of energy (Gasoline). The Prius's energy cost is creating it's batteries, which it then uses to move it around a lot more efficiently. However, when the lifetime of the Prius is over, all that energy isn't wasted. The batteries don't disappear. They are still there and can easily (And it's incredibly cost-efficient to do so) be recycled. Thus the 'total energy cost' of the next set of batteries is drastically lower.

      So yes, the initial 'startup cost' of the batteries is high, but thereafter the batteries can be recycled an theoretically infinite number of times, which brings it's 'total lifetime energy cost' far below what a Hummer could ever expect.

  3. How the hell... by HerculesMO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did spam make it to the front page?

    It has to be a really slow news day if we get an article explaining what is in specific pieces of spam.

    I'm waiting patiently for Slashdot to post the Nigerian folks that always email for the millions they have to give away. Because you know -- that is real news. For nerds. Stuff that matters.

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    1. Re:How the hell... by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 5, Funny

      It has to be a really slow news day if we get an article explaining what is in specific pieces of spam.

      I'm a fan of the subjects. Here's a handful I've received recently:

      • Satify your spouses bed needs easier
      • Obama found dead in shock accident
      • shaman like skills
      • Love package at a low price
      • Please your lassie like never before!
      • Girls will be shocked at your new size
      • Bang her till she passes out
      • Have the pecker of her dreams
      • Natalie Portman shaves again
      • Bomb her womb from your huge cannon!

      It's basic marketing / copywriting.

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    2. Re:How the hell... by Dogtanian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Natalie Portman shaves again

      I'm glad to hear that, I never really liked her with the beard.

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    3. Re:How the hell... by wild_quinine · · Score: 5, Funny
      My favourite spam ever came on a real stinker of a day at work. You know the kind, nothing goes right, people fuck you over, you're in work all day to come away worse off than when you went in... It was that sort of day. Then I got this spam, which simply said:

      'Louder screaming is only the beginning'

      That may be the one and only spam that made my day better.

    4. Re:How the hell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The other interesting thing is that would anyone educated enough to have the vocabulary to required understand that subject be ignorant enough to respond?

      An interesting question, undoubtedly the forte of many an erudite scholar, but by this point in your post I was far to enthralled by my quest for illicit viagra to ponder its myriad complexities.

    5. Re:How the hell... by zobier · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just another thought, what if they were to start using marketing buzzwords like "Total interactive throughput"? Not only could they bypass your filter but most executives wouldn't be able to tell it from legitimate communication.

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  4. Hmm by Aussenseiter · · Score: 5, Funny

    World War III is starting? Oh god, I still haven't received my check from that Nigerian prince! And where's my viagra?

    1. Re:Hmm by mikael · · Score: 5, Funny

      Survivalist Suppliers announces - buy a lifetimes supply of Viagra for your mountain forest bunker today. What are you going to do when the black gold runs out - you won't be able to drive to the pharmacy then. One large box lasts 5 years and only costs $99.99. Buy a lifetimes supply and get an extra 50% absolutely free. Cash payments only.

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    2. Re:Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you buy a lifetime supply why do you need the 50% extra?

  5. Repercussions by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I wonder what the possible effects of a coordinated disinformation attack of such nature would be, if it managed to deliver said news to a large segment of the world's population (that have access to email). If such an act was coupled with a successful hacking operation on even one of the major news network's websites, serious consequences may erupt.

  6. Slashdot is just a good corporate citizen. by myCopyWrong · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be sure you filter out any email about Iran to help out Uncle Sam. Oh yeah, buy war bonds and get back to wark.

  7. Fools by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    WWIII isn't scheduled to begin for another two weeks, and it's going to involve a fake attack on the US by "Iran" (actually the CIA) followed by a massive "retaliatory strike", not an invasion by any US forces. Can't these spammers get anything right?

    1. Re:Fools by n+dot+l · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, no. Two weeks from now Europe, Russia, and Central Asia unite and declare the second Soviet Union. Then the CIA (which is secretly a branch of the KGB) sends secret agents to hijack the International Space Station (secretly insured by the guy that owned the Twin Towers) and crash it onto their own headquarters. After that, Canada, the USA, Mexico, and (just because it'd be weird) Chile unite and invade Iran, at which point the Chinese (who are secretly controlled by New Zealand) nuke us. Then we nuke them. And then the Russians nuke Australia, just for good measure.

      In the mean time, Charlton Heston (who secretly isn't actually dead) has somehow gotten into a light-speed rocket, and...

      Did I miss anything? Oh right, the Antichrist. Well fuck him, this conspiracy theory is already full. Besides, nobody likes Dick Cheney anyway.

  8. Re:Censorship set up? by halsver · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think you might need to loosen your tinfoil hat there a little bit buddy...

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  9. What obvious poppycock! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's amazing how people can be tricked by something that is on its surface so laughable that it should be dismissed outright!

    After all, how could World War III possibly have started when World War II hasn't even ended yet?! Just because there's no obvious troop movements or visible battles doesn't mean that merged ghosts of Churchill and Roosevelt along with their dark ally Zombie Stalin don't yet wage war against the forces of Hitler's Head and the demon-animated armor of Hirohito! No, you can see the effects of this conflict every day in the fluctuations of the price of milk to the record of the Essex cricket team. So don't believe anything you read about some ludicrous World War III until you see the purple flag of the Undying Allies flying over the White House, indicating our inevitable triumph!

    After that, though, it's fair game.

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  10. The Iranians are coming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    One if by Spam,
    Two if by sea.

  11. Blowing up the Earth? by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 5, Funny

    Crap, that's where I keep all my stuff.

  12. OK, Here's my top picks from the past week or so. by FilthCatcher · · Score: 5, Funny
    • Reserve in us a means for increase of the member and you quickly will achieve desired result.
    • Make an impression of successful person wearing expensive looking watch.
    • Negroes admire with the of the size - we will surpass them! - not sure whether I should be amused, bemused or deeply offended - probably a combination of all of the above.
    • Say goodbye to your diseases!
    • Increase Your Penis Width (Girth) By upto 20%.
    • Be the master of the universe, with a huge broadsword in your pants?
  13. Re:Impossible, or highly unlikely for quite some t by maypull · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is no question WW/III would have happened if the United States hadn't taken over nearly all the military operations in Europe.

    "No question"? Really? [citation needed].

    Perhaps you're thinking about the Morgenthau Plan, which was a primarily economic effort (which only lasted a few years) to "industrially disarm" Germany.

    To the best of my knowledge, the primary reason for the stationing of US troops in Europe was to expand the US sphere of influence here (yes, I'm European) as a bulwark against the Soviets -- with whom relations were already beginning to deteriorate at the close of the war.

    And no, I can't be bothered to dig up references for that, which I suppose makes me a hypocrite but hey, technically I should be working! :)