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NASA Engineers Work On Alternative Moon Rocket

Gibson writes "A team of 57 engineers at NASA's Marshall Spaceflight center feel that the Ares rocket is not the best solution for launching the new CEV. They are currently working on their own time developing an alternative launch system known as Jupiter. The 131 page proposal, along with other information, is available on the project website. Proponents of the project say that it is 'simpler, safer, and sooner' than the Ares project, predicting the ability for a return to the moon in 2017, two years before the current goal. Ares management has so far dismissed the proposal as a 'napkin drawing.'"

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  1. Yes, because we all know.... by mlwmohawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That a "napkin drawing" by engineers never amount to anything.

    1. Re:Yes, because we all know.... by MadRocketScientist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does the napkin drawing include a doodle of the engineer as a cowboy?

    2. Re:Yes, because we all know.... by ari_j · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is keeping all 131 napkins in order and intact.

    3. Re:Yes, because we all know.... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, its not like its rocket science or anything.. Oh, wait!

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    4. Re:Yes, because we all know.... by locokamil · · Score: 2, Informative

      Didn't the guy who invented ethernet sketch out his idea on the back of a napkin back in the day?

    5. Re:Yes, because we all know.... by tgd · · Score: 3, Funny

      It sure almost worked for Richard Pryor -- he damn near killed Superman with a computer drawn on the back of napkins.

    6. Re:Yes, because we all know.... by pohl · · Score: 5, Funny

      There's at least one notable example where a napkin drawing caused a stonhenge monument to be in danger of being crushed by a dwarf.

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    7. Re:Yes, because we all know.... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      The problem is keeping all 131 napkins in order and intact.

      Just buy an Apple iWipe. (But careful not to mix anal mode and facial mode.)

         

  2. "A Napkin Drawing?" by Illbay · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How can anyone whose project is in the design stage, scoff at another that is in the conceptual stage? Neither of them EXIST yet!

    Where is Ares? Oh, it's in AUTOCAD! Well, that makes ALL the difference!

    Meanwhile, their brilliant project isn't expected to get anyone to the moon before, what, twenty years?

    Sheesh.

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    1. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by SomeJoel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Eleven years, actually (till 2019). It will take longer in practice, I'm sure, but you should check your figures before posting.

      He wasn't quoting a figure, he was asking a question. But don't let that stop you from answering his question in a condescending and arrogant manner.

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    2. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      While I'm sure that it would cost less to have one vehicle instead of two, I disagree with their safety and "simpler" claim.

      I'm no rocket scientist (though I am an engineer), but a simple look at the NASA plan shows that the crew vehicle is much simpler than this Jupiter plan. The Jupiter are looking to use 2 shuttle boosters and the center fuel tank with shuttle engines mounted on it to put a crew into space, while NASA is using only one booster and one engine for the 2nd stage.

      Do I have this right? Seems to me that NASA's solution for the crew vehicle is simpler (and thus probably safer). Especially considering that there's never been a booster failure, has there? Though Challenger was arguably a booster failure, would it have been catastrophic without the center fuel tank explosion?

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    3. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by everphilski · · Score: 5, Informative

      Where is Ares? Oh, it's in AUTOCAD! Well, that makes ALL the difference!

      Guess I'd beg to differ, having seen metal cut for Ares I-X. Just do a google image search and see for yourself.

      And by the way, the Ares side of things is, to the best of my knowledge, on schedule to launch in 2009. If you have facts to differ, please let me know. The one thing that will probably delay them is the upcoming Hubble mission - until they vacate pad 39B, the appropriate pad modifications can't be made, so it's a day-for-day slip as the Hubble mission slips.

    4. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by scuba_steve_1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Design phase means they have requirements. Most likely detailed requirements...with detailed interface specifications between thousands of systems. Design of a system like Ares is not just industrial engineering. There are most likely a myriad of electrical, computer, and software systems being designed in parallel. Most likely thousands of items in fact.

      Of course, the real issue is most likely that people have a vested personal interest in the current direction...and perhaps congressional support for tasks being performed (or that will be performed) in their districts.

      Of course, I am just guessing. I don't build rockets...but I do work on software systems that have 5-10 million LOC...and there is a heck of a lot of work that is performed before coding starts...so I wouldn't assume that they don't have much invested in Ares yet just because they are not yet building...unless they are performing extreme agile spiral rocket building. ;)

      Of course, good ideas should not be dismissed...and given the size of this contingent, their proposal almost certainly warrants further investigation. Napkin drawing? Some of the most creative ideas in the world started in this fashion...and 57 engineers with a 100+ page white paper and a website is one hell of a napkin. Of course, it's almost certainly orders of magnitude less mature than the Ares design, but I think that the idea at least warrants a DAR.

      What happened the last time that NASA ignored a bunch of their engineers? I think they had plenty of time to reconsider while they were picking up Shuttle parts all over the western US.

    5. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, considering the original post was written in a condescending and arrogant manner, I think the response fits just fine.

    6. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by jandrese · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2009? If that's true color me shocked. I though it would take much longer.

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    7. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by camperdave · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Though Challenger was arguably a booster failure, would it have been catastrophic without the center fuel tank explosion?

      A better question would be: would a center fuel tank explosion cause a catastrophic loss of the crew module if the module were at the top of the stack, rather than at the side (especially if the crew module has abort rocket that can pull it away from the stack)?

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    8. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by Intron · · Score: 3, Funny

      My design is much safer since no fuel is carried on board. It requires a long-barelled cannon packed with guncotton.

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    9. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by notadoctor · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Ares I-X has no commonality with the actual Ares I. It will still use a four segment solid rocket motor from the space shuttle, instead of the five segment one (a $2 billion dollar development project) that the real Ares I will use, and will have a dummy fifth segment and dummy upperstage. The actual Ares I-Y (a closer test vehicle that uses the proper solid rocket motor) won't fly until 2013, and the real Ares I won't fly until 2015 at the earliest and can't fly earlier because the upper stage engine won't be ready until around that time. The flight next year is more of a political stunt by NASA to give the appearance of progress. It's like driving out a Ferrari, but the body is plastic, and there's a Ford engine and a one gear forward only transmission under the hood.

    10. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably would have been fatal without the main tak explosion. The shuttle was going fast enough that it probably could not have survived the large changes in attitude that were likely, even if you could disconnect instantaneously, because of aerodynamic buffeting from the main tank shocks. Plus once you get way out of shape you probably are not going to be able to recover,

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    11. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by Shoeler · · Score: 4, Informative

      The external tank didn't explode. The SRB burned through its o-ring an then burned a hole into the tank, releasing its contents which then turned into vapor. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Challenger_disaster "Contrary to the flight dynamics officer's initial statement, the shuttle and external tank did not actually "explode". Instead they rapidly disintegrated under tremendous aerodynamic forces"

    12. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by WhiplashII · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interestingly enough - it was survivable. The astronauts (at least some of them) were alive until impact. The shuttle just didn't have very good "final redundancy" measures - because such things would greatly effect the payload capability.

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    13. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Wait a minute.

      Earlier in this discussion, we have people concerned about the flight dynamics, controllability, number of SRB's, etc. The Ares I-X will test these things, won't it?

      Maybe I'm wrong, but to me this does not seem to be a boondoggle or publicity stunt. It's a reasonable stepping stone in the project.

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    14. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm no rocket scientist (though I am an engineer), but a simple look at the NASA plan shows that the crew vehicle is much simpler than this Jupiter plan. The Jupiter are looking to use 2 shuttle boosters and the center fuel tank with shuttle engines mounted on it to put a crew into space, while NASA is using only one booster and one engine for the 2nd stage.

      Jupiter has three times the payload capacity. Jupiter uses the normal 4-segment SRBs, while Ares uses a brand new five segment SRBs. The 5-segment SRB is really a completely different rocket; it even uses a different propellant mix with a different core shape. Even with its larger rocket, it may not be able to cut it with that. Ares has so many design flaws, it's not even funny. The whole thing is way overweight, the reentry G-forces would be like riding a centrifuge pointed backwards, the vibration loads are going to be terrible... it's just a bad design.

      But, as the Jupiter team points out, the biggest issue (cost-wise) is that while Ares may resemble the Shuttle family, most of the components are only "similar". It is constrained by what the Shuttle system was like, but doesn't benefit from all of the trial and error experience on that hardware. Even things you might think would carry over, like SRB recovery, have to be completely reworked with the new stack. They're even having to rebuilt a lot of the ground infrastructure to accomodate the changes -- the crawlers, the VAB, etc. They might as well just have started a brand new program; they would have been in a far better position. There's a reason the first crewed launch got pushed back from 2011 to 2015. With Jupiter, the components aren't just similar; they're the same; the expensive shuttle orbiter is all they're really ditching. Nothing needs to be completely re-engineered.

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    15. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by everphilski · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure, it's not 1:1 with the final vehicle, do you really expect the first test flight to be?

      You've listed the ways it is not Ares I, now list the ways it is not Shuttle. You will find the list is much longer. Yes, only four segments on FS plus a dummy stage but it's not a stock SRB. The upper stage is a mass accurate dummy, but is instrumented for re-entry. The CLV is testing an abort scenario.

      It's not a complete PR scenario ... some of us are getting * data from this launch.

      It's like driving out a Ferrari, but the body is plastic, and there's a Ford engine and a one gear forward only transmission under the hood.

      It's more like driving a concept car. It's not street legal, you won't be able to buy it, but it drives and you can get data from it to design the final product you market to the general populace. IMHO.

    16. Re:"A Napkin Drawing?" by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Easy statements first:

      Meanwhile, their brilliant project isn't expected to get anyone to the moon before, what, twenty years?

      It depends on congressional funding. Current plans are between 2018 and 2020, but first operations of the rocket for ISS and LEO operations should be about 2015. NASA can't really get cracking on this until the shuttle retires in 2010, which will free up about $3 billion/year in funding...unless congres wants to dole out some extra right now.

      How can anyone whose project is in the design stage, scoff at another that is in the conceptual stage?

      Design is definitely a step ahead of concept. To be fair, calling it a napkin drawing was a press-briefing response, not the whole story. In fact, several engineers gave it a fairly detailed going over and pointed out some problems. The Direct team then addressed those problems and developed version 2. This is all after NASA already examined the basic architecture of Direct in their ESAS study and concluded two launches of the same vehicle was workable but less than ideal for a lunar mission, and required a vehicle that was overkill for ISS operations. However, some of the assumptions in that study didn't hold true, and Direct is maintaining that NASA needs to take a another look at it.

      Neither of them EXIST yet! Where is Ares? Oh, it's in AUTOCAD! Well, that makes ALL the difference!

      Much more in-depth analysis has been conducted on Ares I/V than on Direct's Jupiter proposal. Actually, since Direct uses an essentially unmodified shuttle SRB, they can reasonably contend that some of the hardware does exist. Meanwhile however, NASA is building test hardware for the Ares I, and they've begun detailed design on quite a few components, including the J-2X 2nd stage engine and 5-segment SRB. In some ways Direct is ahead, but as far as work that's been done, Ares is ahead.

      My take on it is that Direct honestly has a pretty decent proposal. It is definitely feasible. NASA maintains that it doesn't mesh well with what they were directed to do under Bush's Vision for Space Exploration, which is intended to be scalable to Mars missions. NASA prefers the payload splits of the Ares I/V system for lunar missions, the theoretically higher safety of the Ares 1 for manned-launches, and the fewer flights needed for a Mars mission the giant Ares V would afford. Given the engineering issues they've encountered, however, I think it would be a good idea to give the "two-launch" architecture another look.

      At the same time, some are maintaining that NASA is pursuing the Ares I/V as a means of protecting jobs in important congressional districts or for major contractors like ATK who will have $billions in contracts for Ares. Others accuse NASA administrator Mike Griffin of having delusions of granduer, wanting to be the engineer responsible for creating the largest rocket ever. I see no convincing arguments for buying into those accusations.

  3. Napkin Drawing by jeffy210 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The 131 page proposal

    That's a hell of a lot of napkins...

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    1. Re:Napkin Drawing by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Funny

      >> The 131 page proposal

      > That's a hell of a lot of napkins...

      Hardly. That's like two visits to Taco Bell.

    2. Re:Napkin Drawing by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 3, Informative

      This is why we glorify the mental prowess of "rocket scientists". They consider a 131 page proposal with this level of detail to be the equivalent of a napkin drawing.

      In the world of government and military systems, 131 pages is just enough to cover the information declarations, the acronym list, and the table of contents. Page 131 probably says "Pages 131-542 TBD".

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    3. Re:Napkin Drawing by bondsbw · · Score: 2, Funny

      The 131 page proposal

      That's a hell of a lot of napkins...

      Not in metric...

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    4. Re:Napkin Drawing by hypergreatthing · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you counting the used toilet sheets after going to taco bell as well?

  4. $35 Billion by Illbay · · Score: 3, Funny

    From the project website:

    This change to NASA's architecture completely removes the costs & risks associated with developing and operating a second launcher system, saving NASA $19 Billion in development costs, and a further $16 Billion in operational costs over the next 20 years.

    $35 Billion in savings? How much is that in napkins?

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    1. Re:$35 Billion by yukk · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's about 45 football fields of napkins stacked vertically.

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    2. Re:$35 Billion by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 2, Funny

      I need this figure in LOC's or it's useless to me.

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  5. Does it come with a funky robot? by ricebowl · · Score: 2, Funny

    They are currently working on their own time developing an alternative launch system known as Jupiter

    After reading the summary the only thing that went through my head was memories of Matt Le Blanc, and the urge to cry: "Danger, Will Robinson!"

    I could probably do with a rest...

  6. A bit disingenuous by amliebsch · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I scoffed a bit at their description of the excess payload capacity of the crew-launch configuration as "free." I mean, you still pay for that capacity in fuel and delivery. You're not getting something for nothing. The Ares CLV has far less capacity but it should be far less expensive as well. And I'm not entirely persuaded that the costs of operating two launch systems will be that much greater than one combined system. We currently launch a wide variety of rockets for different purposes without it being cost-prohibitive. On the other hand, the Ares CLV really seems to be cutting to the bone, to the point where they've cut land-based recovery. If your goal is efficiency, reducing your CLV capacity to the point that you can only ever do expensive seaborne recovery seems like a false savings.

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  7. I love it... by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    You got to love it: By day, they are mild mannered engineers. By night, they are undercover rocket scientists who are building a rocket to go to the moon! It sounds like a pulp sci-fi story.

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  8. Engineers vs management by Fastfwd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's the old engineers vs management debate on who gets to make the decision. Seeing as both cost and speed are on the engineer's side I don't see why management would be against.

    oh wait I know

    Because it will make them look like they have been wasting time and money and they would rather waste even more money while looking like they are not.

    1. Re:Engineers vs management by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It was engineers who did the ground work for Ares - it's not like management created the booster out of thin air and in secrecy and isolation.
       
      I often wonder how today's space fans would have reacted back in the 1960's - when the Saturn (V) initially ended up nearly a third larger than the Nova booster that was supposedly sufficient for a lunar landing mission... and then required a 20% performance increase on top of that in order to be barely able to conduct the mission.
       
      Everything is cheap and fast and easy - on paper. When you start getting off the page and bending real metal, they usually turn out not be fast, cheap, or easy.

    2. Re:Engineers vs management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Uh, no, actually that's exactly what happened. Griffin and Horowitz (the PHB's) came up with their Ares plan many years ago, did a 60 day "study" that came back with the recommendation to follow their plan, and ordered the MSFC engineers to build their designs, rather than the engineers' long standing plans to develop more conventional and cost-effective derivatives of the Shuttle (NLS/Magnum) or EELV.

      Back in the '60s, the NASA PHB's were at least smart enough to see that John Houbolt had come up with a solution to fix their performance gap. Today, the PHB's are too busy doing political spin to promote their preferred solution and hide the 7mT performance shortfall, the 6 year spaceflight gap, and the $1.4 billion to $2 billion per launch total cost.

      Thats one heckuva' job Mikey.

  9. If not public, then...? by ultraexactzz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If NASA is unwilling to consider Jupiter as an alternative to Ares, then would there be private corporations willing to invest in what appears to be a good heavy-lift flight system? You might even find Russia or the ESA willing to purchase flights, either to service the ISS in the pre-Ares years, or to service an ISS v2, if and when. Pie in the Sky, perhaps, but I'm finding this to be an intriquing proposal, and it'd be a shame if it didn't end up flying.

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    1. Re:If not public, then...? by rbanffy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To conduct both projects in parallel would require building a couple more launch pads as the current shuttle/Jupiter-compatible ones will have to be changed for the Ares rockets.

  10. Never underestimate a motivated engineer by schwit1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A handful of engineers and a stenographer cooped up in a hotel room over a weekend, designed and developed the B52. And its still going strong 50 years later.

    After all, it not rocket surgery.

    1. Re:Never underestimate a motivated engineer by mazarin5 · · Score: 3, Funny

      After all, it not rocket surgery.

      So easy, even a caveman could do it?

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  11. Re:We Already Have a Moon Rocket by Nimey · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, actually we don't. The tooling's been long-since destroyed, and there are no blueprints for many of the parts because they were farmed out to contractors, let alone information on things like what precise alloys to use for said parts, and other methods of manufacture.

    There are a couple Saturn Vs left, yes, but they were left out to the elements for many years and may have been scavenged for parts.

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  12. Re:It is all of those things, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Flying into space in any kind of rocket is dangerous

    True, but in your quest to belittle the original poster, you fail to address his (completely legitimate) concerns:

    1.) SRBs can't easily be throttled

    2.) SRBs can't be shut down in flight

    Even had the Challenger crew known about the O-ring breach that was burning holes in the external tank, there'd have been exactly dick they could have done about it short of trying to blow the orbiter off the stack and hoping it remained controllable. Liquid fueled rockets are *much* safer once you're in the air, and "space flight is already dangerous" is not a good reason to avoid mitigation of risk whenever possible.

  13. Re:It is all of those things, but by director_mr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Solid fuel launches with the shuttle seem fine from a safety standpoint. The one danger that did in a shuttle (falling Ice) came from the liquid oxygen tank, no the solid fuel. The other failure was of an O-ring connecting the booster to the liquid fuel tank. That failure was addressed.

    The falling ice problem is addressed by putting the cargo above the boosters. The O-ring has already been addressed. So the new proposal seems even safer than the shuttle. I fail to see how solid fuel rockets are inherently more dangerous than liquid fuel ones.

    Solid fuel rockets can't stop, and they have to be carefully made so there isn't any open pockets of no fuel or they explode. But if you carefully make them (Nasa has) and engineer the launch system to take into account the thing won't turn off (Nasa has), it is a great system. Liquid Fuel can be throttled or turned off, but requires a very complex (read point of failure possibility) pump system to work properly. That has its drawbacks as well. In summary Liquid Fuel and Solid Fuel have different strengths and weaknesses, and when the vehicle is engineered to handle them, it shouldn't exclude either from being used the human passengers.

  14. Re:Why so little tech recycling currently? by Burdell · · Score: 5, Informative

    You should check the designs before you criticize them. Ares I uses an extended solid rocket booster (upgraded from the Shuttle) and a J-2X engine (upgraded from the Saturn V second and third stages). Ares V uses extended SRBs and RS-68 engines (from the Delta IV).

    The Shuttle main engines (SSMEs) were considered instead of the J-2X and/or the RS-68, but the cost was too high. The SSME is a high performance engine, but it is an expensive engine. Also, one concern for using it for the Ares I is that the liquid engine is the second stage engine, which will be started in-flight and at high altitude. The SSME has never been tried like that (nor was it designed for that), while the J-2 was used that way in the Saturn.

    As for Scaled Composites Tier 1b, it is a sub-orbital vehicle (good for nothing but tourists and hype). IIRC Tier 2 may be an orbital vehicle, but that is a long way off as well, since Scaled is working on Tier 1b (Ares is much further along in development).

  15. One more.... by mlwmohawk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After getting most prized "first post" position, I have one more...

    I would trust a set of napkin drawings from dedicated engineers more than I'd trust a polished proposal from a committee of military contractors and NASA administrators.

    Think of it this way, the latter said the O rings were safe, the former tried to warn everyone of the danger.

  16. Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by OmniGeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    I *am* a rocket scientist, BTW. I read the Jupiter concept doc a few months ago, and I find it reasonably persuasive. The thing that makes the Jupiter concept "simpler" is that it reuses existing designs (specifically, main engine systems and fuel tanks) that have already been fully developed and put into use, rather than designing new ones that employ untested techniques.

    What makes a design safer isn't necessarily lowest component count; in the space business, proven designs count for a LOT in risk mitigation. Consider the Russian Proton rocket: not modern, not the most efficient, but a very reliable system that gets its job done at low cost (assuming that the recent Soyuz QA problems don't mean that their whole production infrastructure has gone rotten from lack of funds). Incremental changes are almost always faster, better, and cheaper than radical design departures (at least until the radical tech is fully worked out, which takes time).

    Indeed, a big part of the argument here is that Ares junks an existing manufacturing infrastructure THAT WORKS, just like NASA did after the Apollo program. Jupiter, on the other hand, maintains the current Shuttle-related tech base and builds on it. Having a functional tech infrastructure to build on, with suppliers who've been designing and delivering product based on the same design for many years, is an immense advantage in terms of cost, lead time, and reliability. Folks who've made the same system dozens of times make fewer mistakes than those building something brand-new with no comparable predecessor product.

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    1. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 5, Interesting

      in the space business, proven designs count for a LOT in risk mitigation.

      Very true, which is why the Shuttle continues to fly with 1970's-era technology controlling most of it.

      However, I would posit the following: the Shuttle program dumped most of Apollo in the trash bin and started with something new. I'm of the opinion that what we ended up with was not an improvement over Apollo. The Shuttle is more expensive, more finicky, less reliable, and arguably much more dangerous than Apollo ever was. So, while we have a large body of knowledge centered around Shuttle systems, the systems themselves may not be worth prolonging through to Ares. Hence the justification for breaking with the (Shuttle) past with Ares.

      The Shuttle was a great experiment, but ultimately we learned it was something we shouldn't have built. Everything it's done in the last quarter century could've been done better, faster, and cheaper with Apollo-era tech (with incremental improvements as you alluded to earlier) just as the Russians have proven with their launch systems.

      No human has been out of low Earth orbit in roughly thirty years. The last three that did, did so on top of a Saturn V. The Shuttle has had us going in circles (literally) since then. The ISS prolongs that boondoggle. Why do we need an ISS? To give the Shuttle some place to go! Why do we need a Shuttle? To build the ISS! What fantastic circular logic. What a horrific waste.

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    2. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by Thelasko · · Score: 5, Informative

      Incremental changes are almost always faster, better, and cheaper than radical design departures (at least until the radical tech is fully worked out, which takes time).

      As an engineer, I agree with that statement. I wish to add that the team knows, and has addressed the current failure modes of the technology they are planning to use by relocating the payload to the top of the craft.

      I will also point an error in the grandparent's post.

      The Jupiter are looking to use 2 shuttle boosters and the center fuel tank with shuttle engines mounted on it to put a crew into space, while NASA is using only one booster and one engine for the 2nd stage.

      They are planning to use the RS-68 engine, which is considered superior to the space shuttle main engines. These engines are currently in use on the Delta IV. The engine NASA is planning is yet to be developed, but based on the J-2 from the Saturn V.

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    3. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by dpilot · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > The ISS prolongs that boondoggle.

      IMHO the ISS is valuable as an engineering experiment. Yes, we're having a really tough time making the thing run, so what makes people think that we can make some different space station run better? The ISS is barely above the tin-cans-bolted-together stage, so we're a LOOOOONG way away from Von Braun's wheels.

      There is a rough maximum size we can launch from Earth, so if we want to do more, at some point we're going to have to be doing some serious construction in space. That's especially true if we want to quite sending everything up, and start using space-based resources, like asteroid mining. Maybe the ISS isn't much, but it's a first step, we're having a tough time doing it, and we have to master all of these things before we can do anything tougher. That said, I do wish the TransHab was still going to be attached.

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    4. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by Picass0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Looking at the Jupiter design and the Ares V, they look to the untrained eye to be very similar. I see a shuttle liquid oxygen tank on both designs, SRBs on both, aft skirt thrust modules on both, and similiar configurations for the upper command modules and payload.

      The Jupiter uses some delta engines. The Ares doesn't.

      Asided from that what are the major differences? More importantly, why should we feel one of these projects offers a great advantage? The Jupiter paper talks as if NASA is heading down a bad path, but it looks like they both are using shuttle bits.

    5. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by cowscows · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While I'll agree that in the context of expanding humanity's abilities in space, the shuttle didn't live up to the hype, I don't think it's fair to say that the only thing we learned from it was that it was a bad idea. The shuttle is made up of a bunch of very well engineered components, they're just all stuck together into an overall package that isn't that useful. Sure, the next generation of spacecraft doesn't need wings. But that doesn't mean that technology developed for the shuttle's engines isn't better than Apollo era engines.

      Sometimes through great design you can end up with an end product that's greater than the sum of its parts. The flip side of that is that you can take all of the nicest parts in the world and still make a piece of junk out of it. There's lots of good technology in the shuttle, stuff that's well designed and heavily tested. I'm sure there's plenty of value in there.

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    6. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      the shuttle didn't live up to the hype

      Hell, what does?
             

    7. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by khallow · · Score: 3, Informative

      For starters, there is thrust oscillation. In theory, that is an issue for the Shuttle, Ares V, and DIRECT (what is called "Jupiter" in this story), but these other vehicles have much more mass relative to the sold rocket motors' (or SRM) thrust and two unsynchonized solid rocket motors. This issue won't even be properly tested until the first 5-segment Ares launches some time around 2013.

      Second, the Ares I and V use a new 5 or 5.5 segment variant of the SRM and a new rocket engine under design called the J-2X. DIRECT uses the 4 segment SRM just like the one used on the Shuttle and the well tested RS-68 motor.

      Finally, using DIRECT, there are no mass issues with the CEV. But Ares I can barely lift the CEV. Already signficant redundancy has been stripped from the lunar version of the CEV and they apparently still have a too heavy heat shield. That means that the choice to use the Ares I is at the expense of adding risk to lunar missions which are already much higher risk than launching people into space is.

    8. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Informative

      What makes a design safer isn't necessarily lowest component count; in the space business, proven designs count for a LOT in risk mitigation.

      The problem being that Jupiter/DIRECT is just as proven as Ares - that is to say, not at all. While it reuses a few components unmodified, the large remaining balance of reused components are modified (sometime considerably) which takes it right out of 'proven' category.
       
       

      Consider the Russian Proton rocket: not modern, not the most efficient, but a very reliable system that gets its job done at low cost (assuming that the recent Soyuz QA problems don't mean that their whole production infrastructure has gone rotten from lack of funds).

      Keep in mind that 'very reliable' equates to 'reliability essentially equivalent to that of the Shuttle'. One of the conundrums that various bodies and persons involved or interested in space travel shy away from examining is this paradox - cheap and limited in capability or expensive and highly capable, the failure rates keep coming out roughly the same.

    9. Re:Simple, as in "leverages existing systems" by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The shuttle is made up of a bunch of very well engineered components, they're just all stuck together into an overall package that isn't that useful. Sure, the next generation of spacecraft doesn't need wings. But that doesn't mean that technology developed for the shuttle's engines isn't better than Apollo era engines.

      That depends on your definition of "better." Do the SSME's produce more thrust than any other similarly-sized liquid fuel rocket yet flown? Yes. Their efficiency and power are unmatched. However, an F1 racing engine produces far more power from a 2.4L V8 than anything you can buy on your dealer's lot. It also costs 100x-1000x as much and only lasts for a few hundred miles between overhauls. Yet despite the incredible power and efficiency of the SSME's, the Shuttle can only lift a fraction of what the Saturn V could with its "primitive, inefficient, non-reusable" engines.

      What about the heat tiles? Are they "better" than ablative, non-reusable materials? Operational evidence says no. The tiles are fragile, as Columbia found out. They are difficult to maintain, requiring significant overhaul between missions.

      Other than its engines and re-usable nature, there is very little on the Shuttle that departs from the typical rocket formula (except for the wings that we no longer want or need). If I'm missing something notable, please point it out. There's nothing in it or on it that's demonstrably "better" than either its predecessor or successor. In fact, Ares pretty much repudiates the entire idea. So, I'd again say that while we learned to build some interesting things during the Shuttle program, ultimately we've gained very little from the whole experiment.

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  17. Re:The moon and beyond... by mudetroit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The concept of using the Moon as a launching pad to go further into space is almost completely broken from the start. What fuel source for launching rockets is present on the moon to take advantage of? None really, so it becomes an excercise of launching from earth, using more fuel to slow it down and land it on the moon, and then yet more fuel to have it take off again.

    Explain why this is a good plan again?

  18. Re:We Already Have a Moon Rocket by willith · · Score: 5, Informative

    No, actually we don't. The tooling's been long-since destroyed, and there are no blueprints for many of the parts because they were farmed out to contractors, let alone information on things like what precise alloys to use for said parts, and other methods of manufacture.

    You are wrong. The blueprints for everything, down to the last nut and bolt, are on file at MSFC. Source.

    There are a couple Saturn Vs left, yes, but they were left out to the elements for many years and may have been scavenged for parts.

    You are wrong. There are three, but none of them is "one" rocket. The one at the Johnson space center, made up of three flight-rated stages from different rockets, was left out for 20+ years but has been restored to pristine (though obviously not flight-worthy) condition. The one at MSFC is all static test stages and has been similarly restored. The one at KSC is two flight stages and one test stage, and has been kept in perfect (but again, obviously not flight-worthy) condition since the day it was rolled in. NONE of the rockets were ever "scavenged" for parts--they're all property of the Smithsonian and are maintained in trust as artifacts by NASA.

    Recreating a Saturn V isn't impossible because we don't have the plans--it's impossible because the blueprints call for standard parts and items that don't exist any more (like a left-handed widget with widget gauge #12, which was used by, say, Boeing in 1960, but not any more).

  19. Not going to happen by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The US can't afford a manned space program any more. The Iraq war has cost $3 trillion, we're headed into a recession, and it's going to take years to unwind the housing bubble. The next administration is going to have to focus on digging out of the hole left by the Bush administration.

    And, face it, sending a few more people to the Moon on chemical rockets doesn't really get us anywhere. Been there, done that, know what the Lunar surface is like.

    If fusion power ever works, space is worth revisiting, but with chemical rockets, we hit the limits a long time ago.

    1. Re:Not going to happen by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The US can't afford a manned space program any more.

      But China can?

      The Iraq war has cost $3 trillion,

      The most recent figures I saw put that at $1 trillion, not 3, but either way, that's a blip on the radar. Hell, the first space race took place DURING the height of the Vietnam war, which was far more expensive and difficult in every sense of the word. The trip was also occurring with brand-new technology, no knowledge of the challenges faced, etc., etc. This time around it's going to be much cheaper, and substantially less difficult (though certainly not easy).

      we're headed into a recession, and it's going to take years to unwind the housing bubble.

      Since WWII, there have been several recessions, but none have lasted longer than 18 months. You're suggesting this is going to be an unprecedented DEPRESSION, the first in 80 years, which seems extremely unlikely...

      The next administration is going to have to focus on digging out of the hole left by the Bush administration.

      This recession should be fading by the time the next president takes office. And besides that, many administrations have had to dig out of the mess caused by their predecessors, but that doesn't stop them, or more specifically, the nation, from accomplishing other goals at the same time.

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  20. Re:LOL... Shuttle Workers Want to Keep Jobs by notadoctor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The initial architecture of Constellation was based on the congressional requirement that NASA actually use Shuttle derived rockets. The moment the original architecture was rolled out, though, (space shuttle main engines, four segment solid rocket boosters, 28 ft diameter tank), NASA ditched both the SSMEs and the 4 seg SRBs. They couldn't air start the SSME, so they had to develop a new engine. (The J-2X sounds like the Apollo J-2, but they have very few components in common, and the J-2X is 30% more powerful.) Then, they dumped the SSMEs for the Ares V core vehicle, and replaced them with RS-68s from the Delta IV. That was a smart move because the cost is way lower. But, since the performance is lower, they had to enlarge the tank (read develop a brand new one.) Now, it's 33 ft in diameter, and requires all new tooling and massive modifications to the manufacturing, preparation and launch facilities. That costs a lot, too. All this after developing another much smaller but equally expensive Crew Launch Vehicle. So, while the Ares now has nothing in common with the Shuttle, it costs many times more to develop, and twice as much to operate. DIRECT does have the side effect of maintaining more jobs than Ares does in the near term, but in the long run, Ares would require more employees, and that is a large part of where the cost increase comes from. The extra money saved would be used to speed up the moon missions by two years, close NASA's manned spaceflight gap by three or four years, and perform more science missions.

  21. Deja Moon by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Wasn't the Apollo system shaped by a similar event? As I remember it, the original plan was to travel and land directly on the moon. However, a handfull of engineers felt that the launching rocket could be simpler and smaller if there was an orbital undock/docking stage. The problem was that orbital rendezvous docking was untried and required technology that didn't exist yet. The docking group eventually won out after heated discussion.

    In the end, everyone was happy except Michael Collins, who had to wait in orbit while his buddies danced on the moon for the first time. (Although perhaps felt safer being that this was all new stuff.)
         

  22. Pointless Exercise by SoupIsGood+Food · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The cold reality is that we're probably not going to send a manned mission to the moon. The cost of robotic probes drops by the day, at the same time their capabilities increase. By the time we're ready to send up more astronauts, we'll be able to send up probes that can stay longer and perform more tasks than a human in a rubber suit who has to live in a little tin can. This whole moon-shot thing was basically a PR stunt by the Bush administration - McCaine or Obama will probably kill it, as it's wasteful and frivolous.

    Humans will only return when it's time to construct something permanent there, like a telescope or automated mining equipment. (Even then, it would probably be cheaper to send unmanned probes to small asteroids, directing them to fall in the middle of the desert for harvesting.

    The realities of space exploration have changed - going just to go isn't a useful aim anymore, unless you're paying on your own hyper-rich dime for a vacation to orbit.

  23. Re:We Already Have a Moon Rocket by toby · · Score: 4, Funny

    How something was designed is not as important as why it was designed that way.

    You're one of those people who COMMENT THEIR CODE, aren't you! :-)

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  24. Re:Not going to happen - Check it by Markvs · · Score: 5, Informative

    Proportionally, the Viet Nam War cost more far more: 9.4% of GDP vs. the Iraq War @ 1% of GDP. The entire military budget is 4.4% of GDP, and that's including spending on Corp of Engineer projects and other non-combat related spending. (BTW: The Department of Defense estimates a presence in Iraq through 2017 at $1.7 trillion. $3 trillion is a number came up with by some people with some VERY vested interests.) We WERE in a recession in 1957-1958 (when NASA was founded) and the housing bubble, while bad, is no where NEAR as bad a Black Monday or The Crash or perhaps even the .Com bubble. The only reason why people are bemoaning it (and rightly so!) is because people lost homes. That many of them were homes they never should have bought is another discussion. And we've gone nowhere NEAR the limits. We could easily to manned missions to Mars, set up a real scientific lab on the Moon, even have missions to asteroids all on chemical rockets and boosters. By some logic, it's never a good time to do anything. But human advancement depends on it. And NASA's budget is a mere 0.6% of the US GDP. Call me a kook, but if I wanted to save money, let's ax something really worthless like The Department of Education. It gets [b]3.3 TIMES[/b] NASA's budget, but the kids are dumber today than they were when Carter formed the DoEd thirty odd years ago!

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  25. Re:It is all of those things, but by OhEd · · Score: 2, Informative

    It wasn't even the shock wave that caused Challenger to disintegrate, it was the sudden deviation from its course while under Max-Q. Trying to separate quickly from the stack would have been just as bad. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Challenger_disaster

  26. Re:It's all moot anyway, wasted effort by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why exactly would the powers that be use NASA to launch orbital weapons when the Air Force already has a larger total launch capacity than NASA?

  27. Re:We Already Have a Moon Rocket by e03179 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If "a left-handed widget with widget gauge #12" is the "impossible" that keeping a Saturn V from flying, then I'm guessing there's a mom and pop engineering company around here somewhere that would gladly make the part for NASA.

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  28. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The O-ring failure was IN the srb. The O-ring sealed the gaps between each section of the srb, and when it failed to do so, hot gasses escaped and burned through the external tank and boom. Of course if lobbying and politics hadn't forced the boosters to be made in utah which required them to be made in sections to make the trip to the east coast, we would have never had the o-ring problem in the first place.

  29. Re:Not Napkins... by tgd · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have no idea, and frankly the movie was awful so I am certain I'll never watch it again to find out.

    Really far more interesting at this point is how I got moderated Insightful instead of Funny or maybe a stretch to say Interesting.

    Sometimes I just don't get this place ...

  30. Re:NASA's evaluation of DIRECT vs. Ares I/V by Thelasko · · Score: 2, Informative

    Basically what happened was the DIRECT team said their design will work if they re-optimize the RS-68 engine for high altitude.

    The Ares team said their design will work if they re-optimize the RS-68 and the J-2 engines.

    NASA management chose the Ares over the DIRECT.

    The DIRECT team reworked their design to require no engine optimizations. This resulted in DIRECT 2.0

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  31. Re:I don't get it... by Jeff1946 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The SRB's have a good track record. Only one failure in 100+ launches. Cause of the failure identified and fixed so it should not be factored into reliability calculations. Unless some new system is significantly cheaper in the long run,then stick with the SRB's for a heavy lift vehicle. Remember they are recovered after launch and reused. The steel cylinders (about 1/2" thick walls) are taken apart and refilled with propellant and reassembled. All the infrastructure to do this is already in place.

    Whether people need to go to the moon or Mars is another question. If not do we need heavy boosters in the first place?

  32. You know by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One person with 50 years more experience than all of you still isn't nearly as smart as 57 of you that came to the same conclusion!

  33. Re:Not going to happen - Check it by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Eh, I disagree on the housing bubble. First, your stock market crashes are out of order. The Crash of 1929 was by far the worst US stock market crash ever. Black Monday wasn't significant in the long run aside from increasing regulation on computer trading. And the dotcom bubble was pretty signficant in size, but not that much effect compared to other US recessions after the Second World War. The housing bubble is signficant for two reasons. First, most people have substantial assets tied up in their home and the "wealth effect" from this tends to be larger than for stocks. Second, the housing market is a bit bigger than the public stock market and with long standing expectations of growth going back probably 60 years. If that changes, we'll see a correction that might take many years to settle out. Given that the decline in the housing market and the instability in mortgage companies is still ongoing, I think it's premature to say that the housing bubble will be less significant than a minor recession. We'll just have to see what happens.

  34. Re:It is all of those things, but by director_mr · · Score: 2, Informative

    There have been 294 consecutive safe solid fuel rocket launches since the O-Ring problem with the Challenger. The proposed Jupiter launcher uses both solid and liquid fuel rockets, the Solid rockets boosting the initial stage and then separating. They address the solid fuel rockets don't stop issue by providing systems that detach the solid rockets from the launch vehicle in an emergency, and detaching the launch capsule from the rest of the launch vehicle and parachuting it down.

    I'm not sure you read my post beyond just trying to spew vitriol. How is the fact a solid rocket can't stop inherently more dangerous if you engineer the launch vehicle to take that into account?

  35. Re:Outsource it to Burt Rutan, Problem Solved. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rutan 1 (low earth orbit vehicle on a shoe string budget)

    He has not put a vehicle into orbit. He launched a flimsy rocketplane into a little parabola with only about 1% of the energy required to reach orbit. Nor will his next design achieve orbit.

    Get back to me when you get your basic facts straight.

  36. Challenger crew probably survived initial event by Medievalist · · Score: 4, Informative

    The data recovered after the crash suggest the crew were killed by impact with the water. I don't believe it's known how badly (if at all) the crew were injured by the orbiter's breakup. Several of the suits' emergency air supplies had been activated, however, which tends to support the idea that at least some crew members were still functional after the cabin lost pressure due to hull breach. The guys at NASA who studied the crash didn't think the forces on the cabin would have hurt anyone strapped in, but the altitude was sufficient to knock people out from lack of oxygen.

    This is dredged up from memory, so it may have been superseded by now. I was working for Morton-Thiokol when it happened, and it was not a fun time for myself or my cow-orkers.

    1. Re:Challenger crew probably survived initial event by camperdave · · Score: 3, Informative
      Just off the top of my head...
      • The fire leaking from the side would cause a sideways thrust vector which could push the rocket into a corkscrew trajectory (or worse).
      • The loss of thrust out the side would mean that there isn't as much thrust out the bottom, meaning the craft probably would not attain orbit.
      • The fire leaking from the side would melt/burn a hole in the side of the booster. The aerodynamic forces acting on the compromised panel could rip it away from the booster, further damaging it.

      So, while the Ares I may not turn into a giant fireball, A side leak would likely still mean a loss of the rocket. The crew module would have a much higher chance of survival, though.

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  37. Re:Outsource it to Burt Rutan, Problem Solved. by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Informative

    How many School Teachers, Pilots, and Scientists has NASA lost in the last 20 years again?

    Fourteen, after having achieved several man-years in orbit

    How many has Rutan lost?

    Three, after having achieved about 5 man-minutes in a parabola

    Look, NASA has been stupid, bloated and has wasted hundreds of $billions of our money on the ISS and shuttle, which both should have been scrapped a decade ago. However, that doesn't mean that Rutan has done anything useful either. Compared to *real* space activities, he is just puttering around. By the time he builds anything that could safely get humans in and out of orbit (which would require 100X his current fuel capacity, heat shields, life support systems, etc.), his "shoestring budgets" would be totally busted.

  38. Re:Why so little tech recycling currently? by sokoban · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Meanwhile, who does have the capabilities to put people into space right now? The Russians, on well-engineered, cheap-to-produce ballistic missile-style vehicles. And while NASA flounders around redesigning 30 year old shuttle derived technology, and watching their launch date slip out for years, if not decades, we will be dependent on the venerable Soyuz keep Americans in space.

    That's one thing that has puzzled me. Why not use soyuz capsules to ferry people to and from orbit where they can meet up with a semipermanent vehicle which remains in orbit and is resupplied by cargo launch vehicles?

    Supplying durable commodity goods to orbit, moving around while in orbit, ferrying humans to orbit, and returning them from orbit seem as though they would have vastly different needs as far as vehicles are concerned. Combining the crew to orbit and reentry vehicles makes sense because for every person sent to space, you hope to have one person return, but an orbiter vehicle parked in orbit in some sort of protective garage would seem to reduce the need to lift that heavy object every time and supplies are more expendable and often more durable than people.

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  39. Re:We Already Have a Moon Rocket by willith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You going to find a "mom and pop engineering company" to duplicate IBM's work and make another Instrument Unit to fly it? Manufacture two tons of 1960s-vintage analog computers and gyroscopes? Rebuild equipment designed to determine the rocket's launch azimuth based on star sightings, not GPS like we'd use today? What about all the other analog and early digital equipment that's integral to the design? It's not just a giant fuel tank and some engines--it's a launch vehicle. It's got a flight manual, and it's designed to be used in conjunction with an Apollo command and service module pair flying it.

    Re-design the rocket to use new technology? By the time you've de-Apollo'd Saturn, you've made a whole new launch vehicle. Which is exactly what Ares is.

    The Saturn V is an awesome piece of technology, yes. An awesome piece of 1960s technology. Rebuilding it today would not work, period, no matter how cool it might be.

  40. Re:oh, silly me by Markvs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My point was that the US could fight a war in Viet Nam that proportionally cost 9x what the Iraq wars costs *and* go to the moon *and* fund "The Great Society". The original poster saying we need to ax manned spaceflight until fusion due to cost/benefit was what I was railing against, not saying that wars are good. Sheesh!

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