SCO's Lawsuit Gets Even Crazier

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "With SCO in Chapter 11 bankruptcy and there being little to read other than status reports and the boring financial details of how the company is wasting its last few dollars, one could be excused for thinking the SCO lawsuits had lost their zip. But things just got a bit more interesting. Jonathan Lee Riches has asked the court to take over. Yes, the man also known as inmate #40948-018 is now bringing his legal experience to the table, having previously filed pro se lawsuits against such entities as Michael Vick, Michael Jordan, Mickey Mantle, the Lincoln Memorial, the Thirteen Tribes of Israel, 'Various Buddhist Monks,' Mein Kampf, Denny's, George W. Bush, the Soviet Gulag Archipelago, Bellevue Hospital, Iran's Evin Prison, Auschwitz, and Plato. In his hand-written pro se motion (PDF), he asks to intervene as Plaintiff pursuant to FRCP 24(a)(2). As best anyone can read the motion, it appears that he offered Novell some 'royalty payments' and they refused them, so he wants to protect his UnixWare rights. He also claims to have proof of SCO's claims, but he wants take over part of the case via FRCP 24 because SCO isn't competent, and allegedly he could do a better job. To be fair, between him and Darl, it's something of a toss-up."

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To be fair, who among you HASNT wanted to sue

[antifoidulus]

Denny's or George W. Bush?

Re:To be fair, who among you HASNT wanted to sue

[Anonymous Coward]

I've wanted to (in both cases), even as a Canadian.

Re:To be fair, who among you HASNT wanted to sue

[Rei]

He's also sued the Magna Carta. ;) I actually read about him when he triggered one of my Google News Alerts by suing Steve Fambro, founder of Aptera Motors, for not giving him a long-sleeved shirt to stay warm with. Aptera is the company that's making the two hyper-efficient spaceship-like three wheelers: the $27k, 120-mile range Aptera Typ-1e electric car and the $30k Aptera Typ-1h plug-in hybrid.

Re:To be fair, who among you HASNT wanted to sue

[snowgirl]

Wow, turns out some one tried to sue themselves for getting arrested. >_

Hmm..

[The Ancients]

To be fair, between him and Darl, it's something of a toss-up."

"Toss up"? You got that right.

Translation of PDF

[Gewalt]

It reads: "It's cold in here, and I'm lonely."

Re:Translation of PDF

[Otter]

Translation of this story: "Hey, let's laugh at that mentally ill person!"

Re:Translation of PDF

[_KiTA_]

Translation of this story: "Hey, let's laugh at that mentally ill person!"

If I was stuck in jail for 10 years, I'd be doing the same thing -- sucking as MUCH money out of the system as possible, just for something to do. Plus they might let him out to shut him up.

Re:Translation of PDF

[DrJimbo]

"... I see dead companies ..."

Re:Translation of PDF

[jd]

The odds are near-certain that he is ill to some degree, and fairly high that he's ill enough to have had some sort of split with reality. Clearly not completely, if he's wanting to sue Denny's, but nonetheless significant. I've always thought that it would make more sense to split prison sentences into a penal phase actually in a prison, and a mental phase where the person is in a suitable facility that has comparable security and restrictions (ie: not a "soft option") but is primarily concerned with treating mental conditions.

The primary idea would be that you would then dispense entirely with the insanity plea, regard ALL who are convicted as needing some mental health care, and split the time accordingly. This means that all who actually do need treatment get it, and those who don't get a thorough health check, so nobody would lose. This would also eliminate the usual problem of the prosecution and the defense hiring mental health "experts" that look for what they want to see, and the whole problem of 'criminal insanity'. Such a concept would have no meaning, if all insanity gets treated and no insanity is punished. You'd have to be extremely careful to keep it to genuine help rather than control, but I don't see that as an impossibility.

The secondary aspect is that if some people get the mental health checks first, you might reduce prison violence and prison ganglands. If these attitudes can be attacked effectively, it has to be outside an environment they think they can rule. There is something macho to those guys about being in prison, it's even a medal of honor to some. I don't think they'd get quite that machismo kick out of being in a padded room with doctors who are going to utterly ignore their ravings.

Of course, this means you would need to build highly secure mental homes capable of handling three or four million people, have sufficient medical facilities in each to test and treat as necessary, and sufficient experts in the field to actually handle the volume of work. I'm not sure what 9.4T MRI scanners cost these days, but you really need to get to that resolution to diagnose anything other than the most coarse-grained of stuff. Nor do I know how much the highest resolution CAT, PET, fMRI and EEG systems cost. However, I don't imagine the full works for every major population center would cost more than a few tens of trillions of dollars in total. A hundred trillion at the outside. Not sure the return would come close to that, which is a pain, but it might finally kill the Wild West attitude towards justice that is found in so many countries, and that would be a Good Thing at almost any price.

The biggest drawback to this speculation is that quite possibly I'm the only one on the planet who thinks along these lines.

Shawshank

[bugs2squash]

All because Andy Dufresne just had to build that damn law library...

Oh wait - I'm failing to separate fact from fiction...

Oh wait...

Cellmates

[rjshirts]

I guess he and Darl can cook up theories in prison together about how IBM is secretly owning the world, and how they put a secret chemical into every keyboard to make you addicted to the internet.
I mean, it's the next logical step in this case, isn't it?

Re:Cellmates

[rpmayhem]

I knew there was a better reason why the IBM model M keyboards are so beloved.

Fat chance.

[WK2]

Compared to SCO, this guy's lawsuit actually has a chance of succeeding.

Re:SCO isn't competent? Ya think?

[Kugrian]

This guy is an amazing loon. Seriously, he makes Jack Thompson look sane.

From Washington Post (as linked in above summary):

On July 16, for instance, he filed a complaint alleging that the
Mossad, the CIA and "Larry King Live" conspired to "hijack my torso, three toes,
and my constitutional rights and ship them to a secret headquarters in Concord,
NH," as well as inserted microchips and "dashing my hopes." He accuses Larry
King of being "a voodoo witch doctor who stole my identity on February 25th,
2003 and purchased lead paint, Chips Ahoy!, Planter's Peanuts, and Ziploc bags
under my identity. Distributed them to the CIA to microwave test my
DNA."

Can't find words..

Insane, but knowlegable

[gubers33]

Granted the guy has totally went insane in prison, but in terms of his knowledge of the law he is probably more knowledgeable than SCO. If you read some of his other suits, the legal references are legit, but his plaintiffs and reasons for suing are completely off the deep end.

Plato's reponse

[mattjb0010]

In response, Plato said: "Justice means minding one's own business and not meddling with other men's concerns."

IANAMP

[stomv]

I am not a medical professional, but it sure seems that Jonathan Lee Riches is acting in ways that may be medically insane. The US Justice system doesn't exactly have a good track record when dealing with mental illness.

If he is ill, I hope he gets treatment.

Re:Goodness Gracious, Great Gobs of Dough!

[tomhudson]

Riches's imagination in making accusations is matched by his audacity in asking for damages. In the July 16 suit he demanded "211,429,399,000,000.00 trillion dollars backed by gold and silver, delivered by United States Postal Service."

That's 211 septillion, 429 sextillion, 399 quintillion dollars. To compare, the world's GDP (as of 2006) was $65.95 trillion. So the guy wanted over 3.2 TRILLION percent of the world's GDP.

And how is that crazier than the RIAA wanting $150,000.00 for each song "illegally shared" to compensate them for their "losses" - which also, using their figures for "song piracy", also works out to more than all the money in the world?

Re:SCO isn't competent? Ya think?

[number11]

numerous judges have thrown his cases out, one referred to his case as 'farsical'

Wow, this nut writes his cases in Persian?

Re:Daryl won

[justleavealonemmmkay]

I aym iyn fulyl agreemenyt wityh yoyu.