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One of the Coolest Places In the Universe

phantomflanflinger writes "The Cern Laboratory, home of the Large Hadron Collider, is fast becoming one of the coolest places in the Universe. According to news.bbc.co.uk, the Large Hadron Collider is entering the final stages of being lowered to a temperature of 1.9 Kelvin (-271C; -456F) — colder than deep space. The LHC aims to re-create the conditions just after the Big Bang and continue the search for the Higgs boson."

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  1. Higgs Bussom? by Exanon · · Score: 5, Funny

    We built the LHC to look for tits?

    1. Re:Higgs Bussom? by katterjohn · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can't think of a better reason for it.

    2. Re:Higgs Bussom? by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, the title does say it's one of the coolest places in the universe.

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    3. Re:Higgs Bussom? by Carewolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      We built the LHC to look for tits?

      What do you think a large hardon collider is for?

    4. Re:Higgs Bussom? by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 5, Funny

      The ever-elusive Higgs Bosom can't be directly observed (because it's like staring into the sun) therefore it must be indirectly observed -- in this case, by lowering the ambient temperature in the observational environment and watching for the most common secondary sign of it's presence, a phenomenon which researchers have fondly nicknamed the "sweater-puppy effect".

  2. Coolest place looking for the hottest bang? by Mal-2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I find it ironic or at least counter-intuitive that it's necessary to create one of the coldest spaces to look for particles that flourished when things were at their hottest. It makes sense once explained, but I doubt Joe Sixpack would stick around long enough to hear it, let alone grasp it. They just think this thing is going to make a black hole that eats the planet.

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    1. Re:Coolest place looking for the hottest bang? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      One of my little sisterâ(TM)s friends told her in serious horror that âoethe scientistsâ were going to destroy the earth with this device.

      Talk about dumb! Doesn't she realize it's not just the Earth, but the entire Universe that is on the line here?!!!

  3. Warning! by Slur · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tongue contact with cold collider parts can result in serious injury.

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    1. Re:Warning! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do not lick collider with remaining tongue.

  4. Bring it on by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 5, Funny

    The LHC has nothing on my mom's basement. RIGHT HERE is where it's at, baby. Cool Central.

  5. Re:Can someone code up a clock? by EXTER · · Score: 5, Informative
  6. Infinitely Improbable by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 5, Funny

    The collider is so cool you could keep a side of meat in it for a month. It is so incredibly hip it has trouble seeing over its own pelvis. Hey, you sass that hoopy large hadron collider, there's a frood that really knows where its towel's at.

  7. Re:Can someone code up a clock? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Assuming that the LHC will destroy the Earth, this countdown is also the number of days left to lose your virginity.

  8. Re:Another example of useless science journalism by piters · · Score: 5, Informative

    Indeed, getting 1.9K in a lab, or in a single NMR magnet is not a big deal. Try to do it with 1232 huge magnets, spread around 26.6 km, being some 100m underground, and using 7600 km of super-conducting "cable" (270 000 km of superconducting "strand"). This is roughly 4700 tons of material to keep at 1.9K, and 120 tons of helium being recirculated all the time through these stuff to assure 150 kW of HEAT power is dissipated. Noone ever has done a similar cryogenic installation at such scale before!

  9. obligatory bash.org quote by naz404 · · Score: 5, Funny

    [Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks?
    [TheXPhial] vaccuums
    [Guo_Si] Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
    [TheXPhial] black holes
    [Guo_Si] Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
    [TheXPhial] lava?

  10. Re:Curious... by amazeofdeath · · Score: 5, Informative

    HTC technology is not available yet for applications like this. They are using conventional Sn3Ti (and NbTi to some extent) superconductors. I'm not sure how the Wikipedia quote is relevant here. Although the wires in LHC are made of LTS materials, the materials still are type II superconductors. The main reason to have large cooling capacity is a phenomenon called "quenching". The wires in the coils are actually made of really thin filaments of superconducting material inside a copper matrix. These filaments can (and do) go out of superconducting state because of a local problem, and at this small point there's naturally high ohmic heating. If the system can't respond quickly enough to lower the local temperature so that the superconducting state is restored, this point of normal state will start to spread at a high speed, causing more heating and boiling off the coolant quite expensively. So this is the reason why you need large cooling capacity and thermal conductivity.

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  11. Re:When I was growing up by nacturation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Luxury. Well when I were a lad, our dad used to make 160 of us live in a shoebox in the middle of deep space. Millikelvins?? We *dreamed* of millikelvins....

    Paradise. Why, when I was growin' up, we were all huddled together inside a higgs boson in the middle of a black hole. Every morning, we'd lick the black hole clean with our tongues, then huddle around the event horizon rubbing our hands together until it went *above* absolute zero.
     

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  12. Re:CERN spin off technologies by Frools · · Score: 5, Informative
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Spinoff
    Health and medicine
    • Light-Emitting Diodes (LEDs)
    • Infrared Ear Thermometers
    • Ventricular Assist Device
    • Artificial Limbs

    Transportation

    • Aircraft Anti-Icing Systems
    • Highway Safety
    • Improved Radial Tires
    • Chemical Detection

    Public safety

    • Video Enhancing and Analysis Systems
    • Land Mine Removal
    • Fire-Resistant Reinforcement
    • Firefighting Equipment

    Consumer, home, and recreation

    • Temper Foam
    • Enriched Baby Food
    • Portable Cordless Vacuums
    • Freeze Drying Technology

    Environmental and agricultural resources

    • o Water Purification
    • Solar Energy
    • Pollution Remediation

    Computer technology

    • Virtual reality research
    • Structural analysis software
    • Remotely controlled ovens

    Industrial productivity

    • Powdered Lubricants
    • Improved Mine Safety
    • Food Safety

    :)