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Batman Discussion
I won't be reading it because I haven't been able to go yet, but I suspect a goodly number of you have already partaken in the latest Batman flick that taunts me. Mocks me. And knows that I don't have time today or probably any time this week (unless there is a movie theater near the OSCON venue?) Anyway -- here is the official place to talk about the biggest geek movie out until the X-Files comes out next week, and I have similar frustrations.
Bruce Willis really dead the entire film. That's why the kid can see him and everyone else ignores him!
What? Oh, sorry. Wrong film.
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Joker did it for the lulz.
I haven't seen it. Two old men living alone trying to groom a younger man who wears tight body fitting latex while he chases after another man who wears makeup - sounds way to gay for me!
I'm watching Mamma Mia instead - it was gurls! ;)
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I mean, don't get me wrong, Christian Bale is a good actor; but to be honest, when it comes to movies about the Black Knight, I don't really think that anybody can top Martin Lawrence's performance.
Fact #1 Bats=bugs!
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Cesar Romero is the only real Joker.
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If you think seeing Batman on some shitty ass laptop is even remotely comparable to seeing it on a giant IMAX screen, I have a pencil trick I'd like to show you ...
Disappearing Pencil Trick!
or about half a mile if he feels like walking
What kind of true geek walks anywhere? You think we get these perfectly round bodies by doing anything even remotely close to exercise? YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!
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Racy... I do not think that word means what you think it means.
I would much rather have seen Katie Holmes DIAF. She's a scientologist...? And married to Tom Cruise...?
But you're right about the continuity. It'll unfortunately have to happen again with Heath Ledger.
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Obviously Cmdr T is new around here otherwise he would have seen the movie already. :P
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We'll save you the trouble of asking and just get off your lawn.
mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
You know the part where the sleezeball lawyer wants to reveal Batman's identity, and the Joker threatens to blow up a hospital if nobody kills him? Why didn't they just kill the lawyer?
Yeah. You go ahead and trust that maniac. The rest of us will be over here in Rational-Land where we don't give someone whatever they want when they say they're going to blow up a hospital.
I imagine they'll use someone else from the Batman universe, but who? My guess is the Riddler.
If they want a REAL nerd villian they'll use the Penguin!
mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
He's Bruce Wayne for crying out loud, he can afford a voice modulator or some neat device to mask his voice instead of a harsh whisper.
Maybe he's a black metal fan. Did you ever think of that? Obviously not!
"...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
A capable movie does not need an 8 story tall movie screen to show us how large its penis is. A great movie is better on imax, but still good as a grainey cam in the lower right hand of your laptop screen while you do an instance raid.
I am the Bat! ...
The night is mine.
I hope to God no one ever audits Stark Enterprises...
Well... at least Heath *didn't* play a guy who was missing half of his face (and therefore half of his lips) but was somehow mystically able to pronounce "m"s, "p"s, and "b"s just like he did *before* his accident.
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Boy, the way the Bee Gees played
Movies John Travolta made
Guessing how much Elvis weighed
Those were the days
And you knew where you were then
Watching shows like Gentle Ben
Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again
"Disco Duck" and Fleetwood Mac
Coming out of my eight-track
Michael Jackson still was black
Those were the days
Bart was feeling mighty blue
It's a shame what school can do
For no reason, here's Apu
Those were the days
"All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
Homer: Why do you look like Caesar Romero?
Delusion: Because joo do not know what Caesar Chavez looks like.
I drank what? -- Socrates
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What? Oh, shit...
Bow-ties are cool.
Well, yeah. It kind of loses something if Two Fathe would be thtanding aroung going "stwike him, centuwion, vewy woughwy".
I'd ask how your "movie barometer" fared during Brokeback mountain, but on second thoughts I really don't want to know...
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