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Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison

Bobfrankly1 writes "The FBI, IRS, and the Rocky Mountain Safe Streets Task Force are helping the US Marshals search for escaped 'Spam King' Edward 'Eddie' Davidson. He apparently jumped in a car with his wife, changed clothes at home, and hasn't been seen since." Update: 07/24 22:20 GMT by T : It seems that Davidson has been found, victim of a murder-suicide which also left two others dead.

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  1. If only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only there was some way to send an email to everybody in the world with this information.
    ;-)

  2. He is innocent! by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

    The one-armed man did it!

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    1. Re:He is innocent! by cvas · · Score: 5, Funny

      The one-armed man did it!

      Since his crime involved the Internet, it was more likely the one-hand-free man.

  3. The FBI press release by Van+Cutter+Romney · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's the FBI press release.

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    1. Re:The FBI press release by dintech · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm really glad he did it. Maybe now he'll actually get the punishment he deserves.

    2. Re:The FBI press release by Thuktun · · Score: 5, Funny

      From the press release:

      On April 28, 2008, Davidson was sentenced by U.S. District Court Judge Marcia S. Krieger to serve 21 months (just under 2 years) in federal prison.

      I'm sure glad they did that math for me. o_O

    3. Re:The FBI press release by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe it's for the benfit of the Yurpeans. I here they have metric time over there.

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    4. Re:The FBI press release by tsalmark · · Score: 5, Funny

      The press release was for Americans.

    5. Re:The FBI press release by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe it's for the benfit of the Yurpeans. I here they have metric time over there.

      Yup - We just recently converted. 10-hour days, 10-day weeks, 10-week months, and 10-month years. Sure is funny weather we're having this Winter...

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    6. Re:The FBI press release by greyhueofdoubt · · Score: 5, Funny

      >>Sure is funny weather we're having this Winter...

      I think you meant Wintre.

      -b

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  4. On the next Prison Break... by jorx · · Score: 5, Funny

    I knew they were hurting for ideas but this is rediculous!

  5. Incoming! by bhodikhan · · Score: 4, Funny

    He's probably headed for the nearest datacenter to unleash an apocalyptic deluge of spam. Head for the hills! It's the end I tell you!

  6. Clothes? by magical_mystery_meat · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought that changing clothes only worked if your wanted level was 2 stars.

    1. Re:Clothes? by kellyb9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought that changing clothes only worked if your wanted level was 2 stars.

      And the FBI doesn't start chasing you til 5 stars! WTF!

  7. What to do next? by neapolitan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Really, really bad move. Now, instead of two years at summer camp, he will go to many more years of Federal Pound-me-in-the-a$$ Prison. It is really, really hard in today's day and age to avoid being captured, even with a lot of money if you want to live at some decent level. His best bet I think is to go to a foreign country where he could blend in, and live inconspicuously.

    Even in some place like Mexico he would be quite a stand out if he flashed cash, and in the US you'd ultimately fall temptation to going to the local drugstore and risk being nabbed on camera. Any lawyers know if there are any countries which would absolutely refuse extradition? If so, he would still need to 1) get there and 2) transfer enough money to survive, and much more if he couldn't work.

    Interestingly enough, I think the next play depends on how many resources the US government will put into capturing him and raising awareness among people. A stint on "Dateline" or widely watched / read program would help any possible acquaintances turn him in.

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    1. Re:What to do next? by hardburn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nah, Arrested Development taught me that you can escape as many times as you want, and they'll eventually let you go home with an ankle bracelet.

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    2. Re:What to do next? by bagboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      If there is any real justice in this world, an angry mob of sysadmins, email admins, etc. will hunt him down and force feed him a buttload of cialis until he vomits and chokes to death on them.

    3. Re:What to do next? by Westech · · Score: 4, Interesting

      He probably transferred a chunk of money into a country without an extradition treaty way before he got caught. He had a ton of money floating around before he was busted. It only makes sense that he set up an escape plan in case the spam hit the fan.

    4. Re:What to do next? by homesnatch · · Score: 5, Funny

      In his next prison sentence, his inbox will be stuffed and it will probably be unsolicited.

    5. Re:What to do next? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Really, really bad move. Now, instead of two years at summer camp, he will go to many more years of Federal Pound-me-in-the-a$$ Prison.

      Spammers are not known for taking the long view and doing the right thing.

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    6. Re:What to do next? by Z00L00K · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dearest,

      I greet you in the name of God.I also want to sincerely apologies for and discomfort or embarrassment may cause you.As I am quite sure that you will be surprise to receive this message from me, i got your email address contact after a critical search for someone reliable with a good heart with whom i will be able to transact business with. I am spiritually assured that you will be capable of assisting me,this is why i have taken this step to contact you and hopefully get your attention to assist me in a certain business transaction that will be of benefit to you and I.

      My name is Edward Davidson and I have substantial funds and assets to a value of US$ 1 billion within the United States of America that I need to have transferred out of the country in the form of cash or other high-value items. Please send an email to eddie@spamk1ng.org if you are interested in helping me. You will get a share of 30 percent if you are successful in helping me with this!

      Please keep this confidential!

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    7. Re:What to do next? by afidel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Brazil has no extradition treaty with the US, however for high profile targets they have been known to negotiate with the state department and turned people over for certain considerations.

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    8. Re:What to do next? by Free_Meson · · Score: 5, Funny

      In his next prison sentence, his inbox will be stuffed and it will probably be unsolicited.

      If we're assuming archetypal prison behavior, wouldn't it be his outbox that gets stuffed?

    9. Re:What to do next? by RaguMS · · Score: 5, Funny

      He'll probably also have plenty of male in his outbox.

    10. Re:What to do next? by darkmeridian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Prison rape is a serious problem in the United States, where over 2.1 million people are incarcerated. Depending on the statistics you believe, there are more men raped in prison then women are raped outside of prison. And it is not the "real" criminals who are the victims. For example, a 17-year-old boy was gang-raped in prison after he robbed a guy with a toy gun. Sure, the robbery was a stupid thing to do, but our society punished him by putting him in jail, not to have him gang-raped. Victims of gang-rape risk getting STDs including HIV, which effectively renders a prison sentence for forging a check into a death sentence. Our nation's drug laws have placed many in jail for relatively small crimes. These people are in danger of being raped.

      Only people in the United States think it is funny that prisoners are being raped. Prison guards and administrators do not care about this problem, and it is unconstitutionally cruel to allow this to happen. I am not a softie liberal; on the contrary, I believe in the strict letter of the law. We sentence people to jail, or to die. We do not sentence them to get gang-raped for the rest of their lives. (Believe me, I'd be all in favor of getting the real criminals who rape and murder others to be raped themselves for the rest of their lives, but quite expectedly, it is those people who are doing the raping in prison.)

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    11. Re:What to do next? by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      he will go to many more years of Federal Pound-me-in-the-a$$ Prison

      First, a minor bit of pedantry: only prostitutes have a$$es. Everyone in the US has asses, and everyone not in the US has arses.

      Second, isn't "I hereby sentence you to five years of being assraped" unconstitutional? It violates the injunction against cruel and unusual punishment, and only men get assraped in prison. I'm surprised that freed felons aren't suing the government left and right; it's the warden and jailers' responsibilities to ensure that prisoners aren't committing crimes in prison.

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    12. Re:What to do next? by mdarksbane · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wish I had mod points.

      It's one of the sickest little bits of our culture that prison rape jokes aren't considered offensive.

      I mean, I still make them, but I make rape jokes in general, and am occasionally considered an ass for it. Your grandma can make a "guy gets raped in prison" joke on the morning news and no one would get offended.

      There are multiple cases where a man sentenced for non-violent crimes was turned into a sex slave for years, given HIV, and sent to the hospital multiple times for internal injuries relating to his treatment, and the prison guards said "tough it up and don't be a pansy."

    13. Re:What to do next? by jameskojiro · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People bag about the Japanese prision system being so harsh and mean, I disagree.

      I would rather be in a Japanese jail cell where they lock you in a small room with no one, no prison yard, no TV, no personal property privileges and it is lonely. That a prison in the US where your bunkmate is "Bubba" and he thinks your lips look really pretty. I would rather be isolated and cut off from any one that have someone raping me in a prison.

      I think the US prisons are cruel in that they allow such behavior to occur in the first place. In a way it is cruel and unusual punishment.

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    14. Re:What to do next? by darkmeridian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People talk about "inhumane" prison systems such as those in Iran (they cut your hands off!) or Saudi Arabia (they have public hangings and beheadings!) but we have gang-rape that is basically sanctioned by the state. Americans think their prison system is cushy but if they only knew the truth to the ass-rape joke they make they would be inclined to do something about it.

      I love America. That's why I try to improve it (by criticizing its failures) so we can do more to improve it. It's un-American, I think, to rest on the laurels of our forefathers and say, "America is number one!" without doing anything to make it better.

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    15. Re:What to do next? by wild_quinine · · Score: 4, Funny

      For example, a 17-year-old boy was gang-raped in prison [nytimes.com] after he robbed a guy with a toy gun.

      I don't know how many times that is, but it sounds like a lot.

    16. Re:What to do next? by Britz · · Score: 4, Informative

      The rate at which female inmates are raped is even higher than among males.
      http://stopthedrugwar.org/chronicle-old/382/tellthestories.shtml

      I couldn't find the article, but I read one on CNN which stated that sex is treated as a currency in womens prison where often times male guards are working even thought that is not supposed to be the case. AFAIR it was talking about cases where female prisoners were routinely "rented" out to male prisoners by the guards.

      The male population in prison is much higher, which makes for a higher number of rape cases, but relatively speaking the problem is even worse among the female prison population.

    17. Re:What to do next? by sckeener · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Both my parents are in prison (my mom is guilty, but I believe my dad to be innocent)in Texas

      My mom shared a story to me and it was many years go...in the 90s. The story is about how Texas uses live prisoners to test their tracking dogs.

      There was a 60 year old women, with a PhD in some geology discipline, in jail. She was given a path to follow and told the dogs would try to follow her trail. She got to a swampy area and walked around it. They didn't like that so they had her do the course again but this time to go through the swampy area just to see if the dogs could track her. She did and got stuck up to armpits. She was frantic because if the dogs caught her she would be mauled. That was the least of her problems...turns out someone had been illegally dumping in the swamp and this 60 year old woman got chemical burns all over her body. She had to be flown down to Galveston for their burn unit to treat her.

      that is cruel treatment....

      another dog tracking tail....

      a girl in her 20s was let loose into a field with grass higher than her and told a path to follow. The dogs were going to track her. She got lost and sat down. The dogs didn't find her and when she didn't turn up at the end where she was supposed to, they had to do a search...when they found her they treated her like she attempted to escape...they even took her to court to tack on more time. She was terrified when she sat down in the field because of the dogs, but she didn't know what else to do...luckly the dogs didn't find her

      I have no understanding of why prisoners are needed to test dogs tracking abilities or why tracking bracelets weren't used on the prisoners.

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    18. Re:What to do next? by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      And I thought the only reason they were trying to sneak into this country was to get a Visa card..... hmmph, guess it must be something else ;)

      Can't really blame the Mexicans though. They want to escape their downtrodden country and go somewhere with economic security and prospects for the future..... and the only way to get to Canada from Mexico is to go through the United States ;)

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  8. Regrets? by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 4, Informative

    So he really regrets for the mess he's done? There are better ways to apologize than to escape prison!

    1. Re:Regrets? by Bogtha · · Score: 5, Funny

      There are better ways to apologize than to escape prison!

      Of course there are. He should email everybody to apologise!

      Hello, this is Edward 'Eddie' Davidson, a.k.a. Spammy Dude. The court has ordered me to email every person on the Internet to apologize for my spam scam. I'm sorry. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, send one dollar to Sorry Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. You have the power.

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  9. Federal prison camp? by Gigiya · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not actually have criminals go to prison?

    1. Re:Federal prison camp? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because there is a difference between sending spam and committing a violent crime?

      There are countries where jail is jail, whether you're a mass murderer or a serial jaywalker. I kinda like living in a country where they're not going to throw me in with the violent offenders if I scam the IRS.

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    2. Re:Federal prison camp? by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I kinda like living in a country where they're not going to throw me in with the violent offenders if I scam the IRS.

      Probably the laws are that way because the law makers are more likely to scam the IRS than to be murderers.

    3. Re:Federal prison camp? by meringuoid · · Score: 5, Funny
      He may have broke the law but putting him in real prison could make things worse for everyone when he gets out.

      One possible benefit is that on coming out of jail he might be a little less keen to help people enlarge their penises.

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    4. Re:Federal prison camp? by sm62704 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you're in the US, you're blissfully ignorant of the reality of the situation. My friend Linda was sent to Dwight Correctional Center, a maximum security hellhole, for non-violent drug posesssion. Not sales, mind you, but nonviolent posession for personal use.

      OTOH Lance Carter, a violent asshole who was dishonorably discharged from the Marines who I avoid when possible, broke into a man's home and tried to murder him with a large butcher knife. He spent two weeks in the Sangamon County Jail for home invasion.

      I was going to link the newspaper article about his arrest, but it appears they've removed it. It's quoted in this NSFW journal about the incident.

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  10. Silver linings by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the upside, I'm pretty sure it's legal to shoot escaped convicts.

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    1. Re:Silver linings by FlopEJoe · · Score: 5, Funny
      Rabbit season! Duck season! Rabbit season...

      Spam King season!!

  11. 21 months? by b96miata · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Who the hell runs from a 2 year bid at a club fed?

    1. Re:21 months? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A moron? I guess we all suspected the kind of people who make their living spamming, but now we have proof.

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    2. Re:21 months? by wattrlz · · Score: 5, Insightful
      1. A psychopath?
      2. Someone with very poor impulse control?
      3. Someone with millions of dollars stashed in a country that has no extradition treaty with the one he/she was imprisoned in?
  12. Oops by Jefan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Looks like the police spam blocker wasn't configured properly :(

  13. That Bastard by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    He's going to totally ruin the honor system for everyone else.

  14. Heh by db32 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder if they will start taking this more seriously and treating these people like criminals. I mean really...guy steals some property and can get years in a place a little more harsh than this dorm style prison. This guy stole bandwidth, and while it is an intangible thing, ultimately the total cost of his crap cost people FAR more than the value of the crap you could carry out of a pawn shop. I vote send his ass to a real prison.

    From the comments from the article (because I know most of you won't read it, and I'm not going to take credit for it). "One can only hope his punishment will be unsolicited male."

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    1. Re:Heh by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not how much you steal, it's how you steal it. If you pull a gun to steal a twinkie, you get more time and higher security than if you steal millions in some white collar scheme.

      In the end, just being caught is often the end of your white collar crime spree, because it's really difficult to get yourself back in that position when you've got a record. But if you're a violent offender, you're equally a danger to society before and after jail.

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    2. Re:Heh by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Prison is for violent people.

      You forgot our incredibly successful war on drugs.

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  15. more jail time, higher security by saintsfan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    he had 21 months for "spam". when they catch him, he'll face new charges for breaking out of prison. in addition, "When they were leaving, he forced her in the car" is that kidnapping? from minimum security "dormitories" to something a little rougher i imagine. bad move

  16. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I for one welcome our new king of penis enlargement overlord.

  17. My inbox is full. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    In real jail, your inbox is crammed full of unsolicited male.

    1. Re:My inbox is full. by Darth_brooks · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't that technically be your "sent" folder being crammed full of unsolicited male? I mean, in my case that particular ummmm..."folder" is reserved for "outbound correspondence."

      Maybe *you* receive inbound messages via that folder. Not that there's anything wrong with that...I'm not going to judge how another man handles his mail. Well, unless he's willfully running an open relay. That's just immoral.

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  18. What an idiot by w00d · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He had a 21 month sentence in a minimum security work camp a.k.a "Club Fed". Now he gets an automatic 10 years added on for escaping and he'll be doing it in maximum security "Pound me in the ass" prison with the real bad dudes. This guy really isn't very bright.

    1. Re:What an idiot by PMuse · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He needed clothing sure, but why go home? They are sure to 'attempt to reacquire him there. I would.'

      I suggest that we proceed on the assumption that he is bright enough to (1) run the cost-benefit analysis on escaping and (2) have a cache of cash and ID stored in preparation for a serious attempt to get out of the country and (3) isn't planning on returning to the US, ever.

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  19. Moving to Nigeria by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 4, Funny

    I mean with all that money the Nigerian Prince has, I'm sure he can spare a room for Spam King.

  20. A Letter by cptnapalm · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Batman,

    You protected Gotham from the personification of fear, the Scarecrow.

    You protected Gotham from the personification of chaos, the Joker.

    Now a new threat has arisen.

    Your people need you now, more than ever for the personification of annoyance, irritation and aggravation has escaped his just imprisonment, the Spam King!

    While I know how adverse you are to taking a life even in the most dire circumstances, in this instance I believe I speak for everyone and say that this man is a threat to sanity itself. So, should he threaten innocents with p3n1s en1argm3n7 or heirs to Zimbabwean fortunes, we'll understand if you have no choice but to drop him off of a building or something. Pummeling him to death would be acceptable too.

  21. Here Is His Description by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Be on the lookout for a man with a large penis and breasts, lots of mortgages, sexy naked teens, and a bottle of v1@grA. He was last seen with the ex-Minister of Finance for Nigeria, Dr Mugotumbe.

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  22. I am very pleased to hear of this escape! by arkham6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why? Because now, when he gets caught, he will NOT go back to 'club fed', but will go back to at least medium, and probably maxamum security prison, where the really bad boys are held.

    And I'm sure when he's there, locked up late at night with 'tiny', that he's going to regret sending those herbal Viagra and penis enlargement emails.

  23. Re:Editors by Joebert · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apparently it's just Women & people who appreciate them he doesn't like.

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  24. His "inbox"... by d3ac0n · · Score: 5, Funny

    Soon to be crammed full of unsolicited MALE. Once they catch him and send him off to REAL prison!

    What a maroon! He get's sent to the country club you aren't allowed to leave for a less than 2 year vacation and he ESCAPES? He's gonna get EXACTLY what he deserves now.

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    1. Re:His "inbox"... by alexborges · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, if they made a fuss about spam and caught him then, imagine how they will react to him escaping a federal prision (no matter how lenient the punishment was).

      He is in for a baad life. However, no intelligent wife-of-a-delinquent rescues his husband without some sort of financial plan. I bet the guy has a million or two stashed somewhere.

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    2. Re:His "inbox"... by Achoi77 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Peter Gibbons: The most they would do is put us for a few months into a white-collar, minimum-security resort! You know, they have conjugal visits there?
      Samir: They do?
      Michael Bolton: Shit. I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months.
      Samir: I have a question.
      Peter Gibbons: Yes?
      Samir: In... in these conjugal visits, you can have sex with women?
      Peter Gibbons: Yep, you sure can.
      Samir: OK, I'll do it.

    3. Re:His "inbox"... by StatusWoe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wouldn't that be his "outbox"?

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    4. Re:His "inbox"... by freeweed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not anymore.

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    5. Re:His "inbox"... by neomunk · · Score: 5, Funny

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  25. A proposal of mutual interest by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Spam Recipient, I am the Spam King, and I have hidden 200 million dollars ($200,000,000) in a secret location in the USA. Since I have escaped from the prison and left the country to work for the Russian Mafia , I am not in a position to recover the money from that location. If you will help me recover my money, I will give you 25% of it. Please contact me at ivan@the_terrible.mafia.ru

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  26. Wrong direction of cash flow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I heard that he is about to recieve eleventy jillion dollars from a Nigerian prince.

  27. Re:Since when? by burris · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He was spamming for pump-n-dump stock schemes. The SEC doesn't like that and had the resources to go after him. If he stuck to replica watches and bogus diplomas he'd still be living like a Spam King.

  28. yeah by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing quite as funny as gay prison rape.

    1. Re:yeah by lisaparratt · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not rape if you shout "Surprise!" first.

  29. Didn't know what it was, so I looked it up... by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Prison_Camp

    This describes the one in Nevada. (I couldn't find the one in CO)

    Inmates, who dress in tan shirts and pants, may participate in a work program on Nellis AFB. The inmates typically perform janitorial services, cleaning floors, restrooms, and emptying trash from office buildings around the base. They also perform groundskeeping, and clean the base bowling alley. Each workcenter that uses inmate labor must assign an NCO or officer to monitor and direct the work throughout the day. These monitors receive a card after training (a video and lecture given by the correctional officers). The card authorizes monitors to transport the prisoners with them each morning (most weekdays) to their workcenters. Inmates are not allowed to leave the base to perform work. Inmates often say the work relieves the boredom they would otherwise face at the prison camp. The program saves taxpayers money that would otherwise be spent on contracted services or longer/less productive work hours by military personnel.

    And this is about the Women's one in WV:

    The camp comprises 105 acres (425,000 mÂ) of rolling hills. While there are no metal fences surrounding the camp, prisoners have schedules and must work. Free time is spent playing volleyball, softball or tennis.

    Most of the inmates at FPC Alderson have been convicted of non-violent or white-collar crime. They sleep in bunk beds in dormitories or in cottages.

  30. Re:Editors by stomv · · Score: 5, Funny

    Expect him to talk tough to you too since Internet should be capitalized. (douchebag)

  31. Re:Editors by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here on Slashdot, a Wife is at the very least a mythical creature like a Gorgon or a Chimera, if not an actual Deity. Capitalization is required.

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  32. 2nd amendment FTW by jcoleman · · Score: 5, Informative

    You're allowed to shoot escaped convicts on sight, right?

  33. Re:Editors by dougmc · · Score: 5, Funny
    Wives are rare here, but not unheard of.

    I think you're thinking of Digg ...

  34. Re:Editors by wykell · · Score: 5, Funny

    If only there was some way to Digg your comment, this wonderful circle of justice would be complete.

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  35. Re:Editors by Kamokazi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Digg readers aren't old enough to get married in most states and countries.

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  36. Re:Editors by SBrach · · Score: 5, Funny

    Cue the 400 posts arguing whether or not "Internet" should be capitalized.

  37. Re:Editors by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here on Slashdot, a Wife is at the very least a mythical creature like a Gorgon or a Chimera, if not an actual Deity. Capitalization is required.

    I love my wife dearly. I really do.

    But if you're equating wives to deities in the sense that they're mystical infallible ideal beings, it's very clear that you're either unmarried or a newlywed. If you're comparing them to immensely powerful beings whose will dictates all that happens around them with no regard to the consequences and around whom all within their realm must quiver before and do their bidding or fear their wrath, I suspect you've been over to my place to visit.

    [I'm kidding - she's really sweet. If you're reading this, Hon, it was a joke. Really. OK... I'll pull out the couch...]

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  38. Re:Editors by andy19 · · Score: 5, Funny

    But if you're equating wives to deities in the sense that they're mystical infallible ideal beings

    Is it odd that I read "inflatable" rather than infallible?

  39. best spam king quote ever -- by Veni+Vidi+Dormi · · Score: 5, Funny

    "In real jail, your inbox is crammed with unsolicited male".

    http://talkback.zdnet.com/5208-12691-0.html?forumID=1&threadID=50057&messageID=938515&start=0

  40. What were her circumstances? by swb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It feels like you're not telling the whole story -- what did she possesses and how much and in what circumstances?

    In even the harshest states, simple possession of small use quantities of even felony-level drugs doesn't result in maximum security prison time simply because there are too many people being caught committing the crimes and even our idiotic justice system has recognized to some extent that addiction and dependency are real issues.

    Only 3-strikes offenders, non-personal-use quantities or possession during the commission of a felony end up adding up to real prison time. The federal system is worse due to mandatory minimums (which, IIRC, they recently made harder to impose).

    I have heard of (usually) women getting burned on conspiracy beefs due to boyfriends/husbands/fathers/brothers being involved and the women being passively complicit.

    So what actually happened to her that Illinois wanted to spend $40k a year to house her?

  41. Looks like he may have killed his family, self by neko+the+frog · · Score: 5, Informative
    Urp. http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/16977886/detail.html

    ARAPAHOE COUNTY, Colo. -- A man, woman and toddler were shot to death and a teenage girl was wounded outside a home near Bennett Thursday in what an investigator called a "horrific" scene. Neighbors told The Denver Post that the man was 'Spam King' Edward "Eddie" Davidson and his family. The Arapahoe County Sheriff's Office said another infant appeared to be unharmed in the shooting.

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  42. So he escapes jail to kill himself and his family? by seeker_1us · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's IT? What a fucking loser. He should have done world a favor and killed himself in jail. Saved taxpayers money on a manhunt and left his family alone.

  43. Missing 'spam king' kills self, family by zummit · · Score: 4, Informative

    Missing 'spam king' kills self, family
    By Kieran Nicholson, Howard Pankratz and Carlos Illescas
    The Denver Post
    Article Last Updated: 07/24/2008 04:52:57 PM MDT
    http://www.denverpost.com/breakingnews/ci_9985333

    BENNETT -- Neighbors say the dead man, woman and toddler found near Bennett are the missing "spam king" and his family.

    The shootings took place in the 42000 block of East Arkansas Place about 11:15 a.m. today, and the Arapahoe County Sheriff's Office said a man, woman and 3-year-old girl were dead.

    A neighbor who did not want to be named said the man who was suspected of killing himself and the others was Eddie Davidson, who walked away from a minium-security prison camp in Florence earlier this week. He said Davidson and his family used to live in the house where they died.

    The neighbor said the Davidson family -- known in Bennett as the Hills -- "pretty much stayed to themselves."

    The neighbor knew
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    Davidson worked in computers but not exactly what he did until he was sent to prison in April for 21 months after he pleaded guilty to tax evasion and falsifying information in e-mail pitches for low-cost, high risk penny stocks.

    Davidson's Bennett-based business, Power Promoters, sent hundreds of thousands of unsolicited sales pitches to e-mail addresses around the world, selling a variety of products.

    Court filings showed that Davidson's spam operation grossed about $3.5 million between 2003 and 2006.

    The Sheriff's Office would not confirm the identities of the victims, saying the coroner had not yet notified family members.

    Arapahoe County Undersheriff Mark Campbell said this afternoon that the bodies of a man and a woman were found in a driveway at the home outside a silver SUV. The man's body was beside the driver's door, and the woman's near the passenger side.

    A boy, about 7 months old, was found unharmed in a car seat in the SUV, Campbell said.

    The 3-year-old girl was found dead in the vehicle.

    Federal officials confirmed that FBI agents and U.S. Marshals are assisting Arapahoe County officials on the scene.

    A teenage girl, who was shot in the neck, fled to a neighbor's home, the Sheriff's Office said.

    A handgun was found at the scene, Campbell said.

    The teenager was taken to University Hospital for treatment, and the infant to Children's Hospital, according to the Bennett Fire Protection District.

    Bob Cambron lives about a half-mile away.

    He said he was working in the yard when he heard gunshots, carried on the wind.

    "Immediately after the shots, there was intense screaming," Cambron said.

    He drove to the house right away.

    "I didn't have any idea what I was driving into," he said. "I just saw the vehicle in the driveway with bodies."

    He said he was reluctant to get close "because I didn't want to be the next victim."

    He said a neighbor who called 911 also helped the teenage gunshot victim.

    According to neighbors, the home where the shooting occurred is about 8 years old and sits on a 35-acre parcel.

    "It is a very nice home, two-story yellow, about 4,000 square feet," said neighbor Deborah Haines. The owners had horses and a barn.

    Both Haines and another neighbor, Ted Schwarz, said that the current residents were new to the area, having moved in about six to 10 months ago.

    Both said their new neighbor was congenial.

    "He was a really nice fellow," said Schwarz. "He was out there helping dig out during the snows. The wind blows out here, and we get out the tractors to clear the roads of snow. He also helped mow the ditches."

    Schwarz, who is retired, said that the area is normally very quiet.

    The worst thing to happen out there, he said, was when somebody -- probably kids -- knocked down every one of the 53 mailboxes of the 53 homeowners living in the area.

    "This is something really shocking," said Schwarz.

    Haines said she never heard any shots and that her first indication of something being wrong was when she heard a lot of traffic on the road outside her house.

    Kieran Nicholson: 303-954-1822 or knicholson@denverpost.com

  44. Sad by BCW2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do cowards always have to kill their families too? I hope this gutless bastard roasts in hell!

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  45. murder-suicide???!!! by e_hu_man · · Score: 4, Interesting

    wow, i'm disappointed in slashdot. 2 hours since the posting that this guy was a victim of a murder-suicide and not a single post acknowledging it.

    i mean, i hate spam, but i'm not about to wish the do-er of the deed dead.

  46. Re:Editors by daybot · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cue the 400 posts arguing whether or not "Internet" should be capitalized.

    1 Internet = 8 internets

  47. "victim"? by stymyx · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Davidson wasn't the "victim" of a murder-suicide. He was the perpetrator of a murder-suicide. AKA, the murderer.