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Canada Comet Lengthened the Ice Age
Iddo Genuth writes "Recent geological evidence gathered in Ohio and Indiana has been verified by a University of Cincinnati assistant professor as support of a comet theory, claiming a comet explosion over earth was the cause of drastic changes to life on our planet. This evidence strengthens initial data collected over a year ago. The explosion, which occurred over what is now Canada, caused the extinction of animals and cultures and lengthened the Ice Age nearly 13,000 years ago that should have been coming to an end."
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They're not even a real country anyway.
Not surprising. Americans are always blaming us for everything. Now they're blaming us for a poor environmental record, preventing the advancement of man, being a magnet for comets - a problem the Americans know our government won't fix so they'll have to do something.
This story will surely convince the last bunch of skeptical Americans that we live in Igloos. My Core2Duo is overclocked to 10 GHz with "air" cooling. I have heat pipes on the CPU which are used to warming up my living space. Even though it might be a heat wave where you are, I know that shorts were not invented by a Canadian.
Great country, eh? We're great story-tellers too!
Finally one of these articles that mentions both panspermia and periodicity of extinction events in TFA.
Before the bookmakers get started let's get this out there: although the odds of an extinction level event occurring today or tomorrow or this year is exceedingly remote astronomers agree that in the fullness of time it's not just likely, it's certain.
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Canada? Comet? Ice Age?
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... cynical politicians all over the U.S., secretly planning to bring a comet to Earth to quickly solve our global warming crisis. Hey, it'd be easier than lessening our dependence on foreign oil, right?
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... from global warming eh!
http://thefutureofthings.com/print.php?itemTypeId=1&itemId=1261
Is anyone else getting a banner ad on the side that is advertising the "Scientology Video Channel"? Rather amusing pairing, I suppose. Real science sharing my browser with a religion based on the writings of a third-rate science fiction author.
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"I wonder what they would've done to Al Gore in 700AD if he'd run "
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your FP was shit, you can't count and you don't know science.
Oh, and i think bringing up Al Gore in a climate change thread is becoming a Godwin-esque event.
Tl;dr you can't read.
Why does the word redundant keep bouncing around in my head.
No; read the whole clause:
[something] lengthened the Ice Age nearly 13,000 years ago that should have been coming to an end.
The phrase "the ice age" is qualified; it's only talking about the ice age that [did something or other], which it specifies in the final clause. The misplaced adjective phrase does break standard English syntax (which is often order-sensitive), but not enough to change its meaning to a description of "the one and only" ice age. Of course, capitalizing "Ice Age" as if it were a proper noun does imply that the author was thinking this, even if he didn't manage to screw up the sentence badly enough to say actually say it.
Obeying proper syntax, the phrase should either have been this:
[something] lengthened the [i]ce [a]ge that should have been coming to an end nearly 13,000 years ago.
Or this, moving the temporal description into the previous clause so it describes the time of the event (like the phrase "over what is now Canada" describes the place of the event) and not the time of the end of the ice age in question (and of course getting out of the way of that qualification of which ice age we mean):
The explosion, which occurred nearly 13,000 years ago over what is now Canada, caused the extinction of animals and cultures and lengthened the [i]ce [a]ge that should have been coming to an end.
Dear lord, PLEASE let it be where Quebec is. When the US military gets a hold of this information, and starts the attack out of retaliation ("Them terrorist rocks is gonna try to kill us all! NINE-ELEVEN! EVERYBODY PANIC!"), we might be able to deal with 2 issues at once.
Conversely, it may have delayed global warming.
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Ask not what you can blame on Canada - ask what Canada can blame on you.
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You Godwin nazi
Look guys, we're sorry and all, but really, this was important to us. I mean, the beer was starting to get a little warm, and we still had a few thousand games of hockey to play. This ice age extension was really just the thing we needed.
By lengthening the Ice Age we messed up the cycle and today we are entering in a warming period, if this comet hadn't hit us we would be running into another cooling trend around now and CO2 would be the bees knees and we could drive our SUVs and people would be a lot damn happier.
I blame Canada too.
Tsukasa: All I really want, is to be left alone...
perhaps the people that think human byproducts have the biggest impact on the climate will wake up after more reports like this. That Earth isn't a closed system, that there are huge fucking things flying around this tiny blue marble that effect our climate much more than humans making some unpleasant gases.
Didn't have time to read the article yet, but, does this explain the mysterious oval depressions found along the eastern seaboard and up through Kentucky? The ovals all have their long axis aligned with a point near the Indiana/Ohio border.
References: couldn't find the latest study, here and here for earlier comet-impact groundwork.
Note that the latest research being reported here is just new evidence for a comet, not new evidence specifically for a comet-climate link.
I know everyone likes a "big outer-space thing smashing the Earth" story, but there are certainly other theories of what caused the Younger Dryas cooling; the prevailing theory is a shutdown of the thermohaline circulation due to fresh water from Lake Aggasiz as the Laurentide ice sheet began to disintegrate. (Remember, this occurred just after substantial warming had already taken place.) There is a fair amount of evidence that this happened, although the clues are hard to piece together.
This comet-cooling theory is new (less than a year old, although pieces were in place three years ago), and it will take years to settle amongst the paleoclimate community. My understanding from other reading is that they try to piggyback on the THC collapse idea instead of competing with it, since there is evidence for it and it's hard to explain a cold snap of such a long duration (1000-1500 years) with a comet alone. I think the idea is that the cometary impact was responsible for the freshwater flux by breaking up the ice sheet. That is, it wasn't the warming that dumped water into the Atlantic, it was a comet. I'm personally somewhat skeptical, given the extent of the ice sheet and the timing of the event (right after a large amount of warming). Then again, maybe a cometary strike at the right place could do it, or could finish off an already-weakened ice sheet. I'm not a geologist.
Anyway, my point is that this is a very new result which has not yet had time to be thoroughly critiqued, and there are already existing hypotheses. This one isn't necessarily better, and it's also possible that a combination of factors were at work.
Well, Al Gore did invent the Earth-cooling comet, after all. "For the good of the world!"
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