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Hacker Uncovers Chinese Olympic Fraud

SkeptOlympics writes "A new chapter in the ongoing controversy surrounding China's women's gymnastics team opened today, as search engine hacker stryde.hax found surviving copies of official registration documents issued by China's General Administration of Sport of China. The incriminating documents, expunged by censors from the official site and from Google's document cache, still appear in the document translation cache of Chinese search giant Baidu, here (1) and here (2), showing the age of one of China's gold medal winning gymnasts to be 14 instead of 16, the minimum age for competition presented on her government-issued passport. Now that official government documentation is available, how long will the IOC be able to keep a lid on this scandal?" I imagine the answer is "Forever."

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  1. Re-education by thehickcoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh oh, some poor sysadmin at Baidu is in need of "re-education".

    1. Re:Re-education by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 5, Funny

      no,no,no waterboarding was a terrible war crime committed by the Japanese.
      The bush administration just uses advanced water based interrogation techniques

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      IranAir Flight 655 never forget!
    2. Re:Re-education by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why does everything have to lead back to the Bush Administration. Is your (and the GP's) hatred for Bush so great that there is no room left for true tyrants?

      Well doh! Because obviously Bush is the root of all Evil and Obama is our saviour. Bush is the problem and Obama is the answer to...everything.

      Get a papercut? Bush's fault and Obama would have either prevented or fixed it.
      Stub your toe? Bush's fault and Obama would have either prevented or fixed it.
      Slip and fall in the shower? I think everyone gets the point...

    3. Re:Re-education by krog · · Score: 5, Funny

      Do you do crafts? Because that's one hell of a strawman you just put together for us.

    4. Re:Re-education by couchslug · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Both are for BIG Government. (D) wants to "do it for the children", while the (R) are to protect us from evil doers."

      That explains bipartisan support for "protecting the children from evildoers".

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    5. Re:Re-education by chemisus · · Score: 5, Funny

      But, IANC, I only know conversational Japanese and know a little (very little) about Chinese culture.

      i think i would know enough about chinese culture and language (none) to know that 14 < 16.

  2. Crap by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny
    Now I'm quite disturbed about the thoughts I was having about the Chinese gymnastics team. I wonder if I can bill my therapy to the local Chinese embassy. Or restaurant. Or maybe I'll just go eat Chinese... NO! NO! BAD!

    Sigh. I blame the Chinese government for this.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  3. Chinese years vs US years. by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 5, Funny

    She's 16 in Chinese years, which is 14 is US years.

  4. A solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I say carbon date 'em!

    1. Re:A solution by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Funny

      I say carbon date 'em!

      Hand in your geek creds please. Carbon dating only works on dead things, and will only give you the time that has passed since the thing in question died.

      Unless you're suggesting that some of the athletes were, in fact, undead.

    2. Re:A solution by larry+bagina · · Score: 2, Funny

      Better yet, R. Kelly date them. If they're 16 or over, he'll reject them.

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      These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.

    3. Re:A solution by Stormshadow · · Score: 5, Funny

      In that case, would cutting their head off and counting the rings work? ;)

    4. Re:A solution by Lucid+3ntr0py · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dead gymnasts are still hot. And easier to catch.

    5. Re:A solution by Pichu0102 · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, but you would get a cease and desist from the IOC if there were 5 rings.

    6. Re:A solution by suggsjc · · Score: 2, Funny

      However, their flexibility will quickly decline, so some of the allure will be lost.

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  5. Re:Minimum Age by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Funny

    smaller girls rotate faster

    I wouldn't say stuff like that in public, dude.

  6. Re:A big deal will get made by houghi · · Score: 5, Funny

    What war in Iraq?

    Where the movie "Wag the dog" made a fake war to get the attention away from alleged sexual behavior of the president. "Wag the dog II" will be about the alleged sexual behavior of the president to get the attention away from war.

    My, how times have changed.

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  7. Re:I imagine so as well by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "People, people, please! You're forgetting what the Olympics are all about:
    giving out medals of
    beautiful gold,
    so-so silver and s
    hameful bronze. "
    Simpsons

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    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  8. Nobody is born on the 1st of January by sakdoctor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously!

    If anyone puts the 1st of January as their birth date, it is only because that is the most convenient fake birth date to enter on an HTML form.

    01/01/ and then whatever year you need to be to apply for whatever it is you are applying for.

  9. I don't know about all that by sjonke · · Score: 3, Funny

    What I do know, however, is that there needs to be more coverage of women's beach volleyball signals.

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  10. Age Of Consent by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2, Funny

    Age of consent in China is 14 for boys, 14 for girls, and 20 for gymnasts.

  11. Re:Cultural Differences by qualidafial · · Score: 2, Funny

    The US for instance is currently ruled by representatives of Big Oil and private military corporations that are sucking trillions out of the hands of the US taxpayers. With that kind of money available its no wonder there is corruption abounding. When the Iraq war winds up, you can expect another one to follow because the companies making all that money at the moment will not be likely to stand for a peace. Its too good a racket

    Let me explain to you how this works. You see, the corporations finance Team America. And then Team America goes out and the corporations sit there in their, ih in their corporation buildings and, and and see that's, they're all corporationy, and they make money. Mhm.

  12. Re:Nothing will happen by Smauler · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was thinking about court.... basically I was wondering who's going to wheel out the "But officer, the Chinese government said she was 16" defense first :P.

  13. Re:Minimum Age by severoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Now, as we have reminded viewers several times already, you'll want to ignore what's actually going on on the beam itself and pay attention to the ultrasound video being broadcast on the stadium monitors, brought to you by our friends at GE. The mother is along for the ride, but she's definitely not the Olympic competitor here.

    "Just look at the way Baby Xu is able to maintain its form within the amniotic sac. It really is amazing, having to contend with competing in a bubble of viscous fluid, on top of the other disadvantages of being a fetus, that it can perform at this level! Many people have wondered how, before the gender of this competitor is clear, it can be assigned to an apparatus properly, but I remind everyone that prior to birth, the apparatus eligibility is assigned based on the mother. Now watch this! Here we go...gotta stick that landing—oh! That's unfortunate."

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    but have you considered the following argument: shut up.