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WCG Tournament Director Admits Drugs In E-Sports

SlappingOysters writes "In the lead up to the World Cyber Games finals in Germany, Gameplayer has an incredible interview with Tournament Director Alex Walker in which he freely admits knowledge of participants taking illegal drugs to enhance their performance. The interview came in response to a previous article by the site in which they examined whether there was a need to bring drug testing into professional gaming events to ensure a level playing field. Walker said, 'I've seen a number of players at national tournaments who came in "baked" (that's stoned for the uninformed) purely so they could play better. In most cases they did, although obviously they couldn't just pull out another joint midway through. In one WCG, a player I knew took amphetamines an hour before his match to boost his reflexes.'"

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  1. Effects of Cannabis by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'I've seen a number of players at national tournaments who came in "baked" (that's stoned for the uninformed) purely so they could play better. In most cases they did ...

    Um, I'm not a regular drug user but how are the effects of Cannabis beneficial to gaming?

    Acute effects while under the influence include euphoria, increased appetite, anxiety, short-term memory loss, and circulation effects which may increase risks of heart attacks.

    I understand how drugs that affect your nervous system -- like uppers -- can increase your reaction time and muscle twitching for those games involving twitch skills. And nobody can shred on a guitar like an coked up hair band ... but how does a drug that made my college roommate double up in laughter and fail at communication make someone better at video games?

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    1. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Calms you down a bit so you're less nervous perhaps?

    2. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My guess is focus. On some games, if you become too focused, it is easier to make a mistake. If marijuana assists their ability to do abstraction then it could be beneficial.

      Another example might be a scenario where being tense is worse than the loss of dexterity incurred from being slightly stoned. The best example I could come up with, for myself, is sniping. I do better at sniping (and instagibbing) moving targets when I relax and anticipate my enemies moves. If I was extremely tense (due to a money competition) I could see how chemical relaxation could increase performance.

    3. Re:Effects of Cannabis by faloi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      but how does a drug that made my college roommate double up in laughter and fail at communication make someone better at video games?

      Best guess? If you spend all your free time practicing the game while high, you're more accustomed to playing it that way. Playing it when you're not high entails a different playing experience to overcome. Not so much that smoking a joint helped them play better because of the effects of the drug, but it got them to a more "normal" state to play the game.

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    4. Re:Effects of Cannabis by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Smoking something that actually makes "Home Improvement" a funny show won't make you a better TV writer.

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    5. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Krinsath · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't know for certain, but one would imagine that the competition level at such an event would put a tremendous amount of stress on someone, especially a gamer who is probably does not have an audience outside of fellow players normally. Much like in athletic sports when a professional makes one mistake in the actual game it generally snowballs into more and more of them simply due to the pressure that being on that stage causes (hence why they always say to have a short memory). In that regard, I can see it being beneficial as it relaxes the person and allows them to have less of a memory for mistakes. This in turn would improve their overall performance, in theory.

      However, the dulled reaction times and giggle fits would seem to negate those advantages...in least in my way of thinking. Someone with genuine experience might be able to provide more insight. Of course, Cannabis may not be a great example as it's not illegal in every country of the world.

    6. Re:Effects of Cannabis by garett_spencley · · Score: 4, Funny

      And nobody can shred on a guitar like an coked up hair band

      That's quite true. Non-coked up guitarists are reduced to performing music.

    7. Re:Effects of Cannabis by kieran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Drugs affect people differently, and people attribute all sorts of effects to them, accurately or otherwise. Where there is a marked improvement on cannabis, however, I suspect it's mostly because the gamer is simply accustomed to playing that way.

    8. Re:Effects of Cannabis by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is totally true. I once played Counter Strike for, like, 8 hours straight while high on weed. Afterward, I smoked a few more bowls and decided I was going to play some Counter Strike in real life, because, like, what's the difference, you know? So I got myself a machine gun and was all ready to go out and mow some people down but then I thought, man, this gun would make a totally wicked bong. So I spent the next 3 weeks building a bong out of my M-16, and man, that shit is fuckin' crazy, dude! No shit!

    9. Re:Effects of Cannabis by OG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep, it's called state-dependent learning.

    10. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not the game action slowing down, rather the sampling frequency of your brain going up.

      I noticed the same effect while listening to music: you can explore a few seconds of music as an infinitely detailed landscape of sounds. The same with thoughts (you can witness how thoughts are forming in your brain).

    11. Re:Effects of Cannabis by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is one of those cases where, people writing the articles on "The effects of Cannabis", probably have no real experience with it. This isn't a troll, or some crazy delusion. Just follow me for a second.

      Cannabis can certainly be beneficial in not only "gaming", but anything where there is undo pressure on you. The calming effect on your nerves, on your racing mind, on your anxiety can potentially be much more of a positive than the "bad side effects" are negative.

      Don't believe the propaganda.

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    12. Re:Effects of Cannabis by pak9rabid · · Score: 4, Informative

      Um, I'm not a regular drug user but how are the effects of Cannabis [wikipedia.org] beneficial to gaming?

      Easy, THC (the active ingredient in Cannabis) causes your neurons to release large supplies of the neurotransmitter dopamine into your synapses. Dopamine is responsible for helping your concentration. The idea is you're able to keep your focus much easier and concentrate on completing the task at hand in the game. For an experienced Cannabis user, this effect does in fact provide better gaming performance. I wouldn't recommend it for an inexperienced Cannabis user, however, as it can be quite disorienting for someone not used to it.

    13. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Funny

      You should talk to Ellen Feiss. I'm sure she could shed some light into the advantages of being baked while using a computer.

    14. Re:Effects of Cannabis by pak9rabid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Where'd you learn that Cheech? DRUUUUG SCHOOL?

      Fixed it for ya :)

    15. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is totally true. I once played Counter Strike for, like, 8 hours straight while high on weed. Afterward, I smoked a few more bowls and decided I was going to play some Counter Strike in real life, because, like, what's the difference, you know? So I got myself a machine gun and was all ready to go out and mow some people down but then I thought, man, this gun would make a totally wicked bong. So I spent the next 3 weeks building a bong out of my M-16, and man, that shit is fuckin' crazy, dude! No shit!

      Are you sure you weren't just watching Platoon?

    16. Re:Effects of Cannabis by muszek · · Score: 4, Funny

      Man, you're a wild beast.

    17. Re:Effects of Cannabis by aliquis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, ok, I just thought it would make people slower. Guess I have missed out on never actually testing it and figure out myself.

      And here I thought I was hardcore when I took rhodiola rosea, ginkgo biloba, acetyl-l-carnitine, caffeine and theobromine, green tea / egcg and finally tyrosine and taurine though I don't see how the later would help before a couple of games of WC 3.

      (I won 3 games in a row but there's a 1/8 chance for that so nothing special, since then I've won my last 11 games in a row at a chance of 1/2048 which is more weird :D)

      Anyway, thanks for the info, and enlightenment on consideration of educational use :D

    18. Re:Effects of Cannabis by KefabiMe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm a past stoner. I still toke up every once in a while.

      When people think of twitch gaming, they usually think of frantic gaming. Top players know that this isn't the case. A noob CounterStrike player shoots wildly. If cross hairs aren't over an enemy, why shoot? The noob ends up just missing and missing because whenever his cross hairs happen to cross an enemy, his gun is in between shots.

      Top players know that it is better to wait a split second for the enemy to float across the cross hairs before pulling the trigger. For truly great gaming performance, the player must be in a "zen" like state, not a frantic twitch state.

      Toking up can help a player reach this zen state, become immersed in the game, and oblivious to outside distractions. Of course non-potheads would probably be "ZOMG So high!" but for someone who smokes daily getting high is a calming state.

    19. Re:Effects of Cannabis by interstellar_donkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah. I had a similar experience. I once got se baked and flew a transatlantic flight from New York to London without time compression in MSFS. When I was done, I ended up turning my hard drive into a bong.

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    20. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, in "normal" sports, illegal or legal means jack. Official sports events have a (quite long) list of substances that must not be found in your samples or you're disqualified. That list includs quite legal substances (caffeine, above certain levels) and over the counter medicine (some cold meds).

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    21. Re:Effects of Cannabis by gnick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That sounds like a reasonable explanation if you're assuming that they really are trying to improve gameplay through the effects of the drug. I haven't toked up in ~7 years, but I used to game stoned a lot. I was convinced that it improved my focus and can't entirely throw that assessment away now - I would get lost in the game. Maybe being stoned helped, maybe not - I never did any kind of comparison 'cuz I'd toke up before playing every single time.

      Perhaps a more likely cause for smoking before playing tournament though:
      * A lot of games (most?) are just more fun stoned.
      * It's easy to game for endless hours while you're baked.
      * If you play for a huge amount of time, you're going to get good (baked or not).
      * If all of your experience with the game was spent stoned, you're going to want to be in the same state of mind while competing that you were when "practicing".
      * So, you smoke before a tournament and achieve the same level of success that you've experienced at home.

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    22. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Il128 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The biggest effect of being stoned is the ability to not over react to difficult situations and the enhanced ability to remain calm and be decisive. At least for me, being being stoned keeps me calm and sure of my decisions. Both are keys to victory.

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    23. Re:Effects of Cannabis by bjourne · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm.. yeah and so can alcohol, sleeping pills, anti-depressants, sedatives and a whole host of other interesting substances.

    24. Re:Effects of Cannabis by afabbro · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's easy to game for endless hours while you're baked.

      Of course, if you catch a whiff of pizza next door you're off gorging yourself for the next hour...

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    25. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Molochi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe not, but perhaps it makes your writing more salable to tv execs.

      Speaking of TV shows, Entourage covered this pretty well. The character Turtle is doing some kind of XBox tournament thing and reveals to his buddies that he has to get baked to play well. In a typical act of brotherly love they inform him that there will be drug testing at the event. Hilarity ensues.

      Personally, I think marijuana might provide an advantage in that it supposedly breaks down the users normal tendency to focus on single things. It used to be said that listening to music while stoned allowed you to hear each instrument more clearly. Don't know if any of that is true tho.

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    26. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Uniquitous · · Score: 2, Funny

      So -that's- why I drive better drunk!!

    27. Re:Effects of Cannabis by TheSpoom · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next article: Stoners call foul when competitor brings twenty large pepperonis to competition.

      Said one: Dude, not cool.

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    28. Re:Effects of Cannabis by dfjunior · · Score: 4, Funny

      did you happen to write this post while you were being being stoned?

    29. Re:Effects of Cannabis by Il128 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Some times the obvious need not be pointed out. This is one of those times.

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    30. Re:Effects of Cannabis by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      You will be baked, and then there will be cake.

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  2. To What End? by Cryophallion · · Score: 4, Interesting

    While I think illicit drugs should definitely be banned, as always we have to ask what extent does this go to?

    I can get in there and hook up a coffee/Red Bull IV, and do almost as much damage to my body as taking dexedrine. So they ban caffeine, which means no moutain dew, and we know mountain dew is one of the nectars of the gods.

    As soon as you start eliminating caffeine, we get to the point that they can't take cold medicine before a tourney as it will show up as a drug.

    As soon as money and egos get involved, people will look for any advantage they can get. I think drugs should be outlawed, but that the organizers need to be realistic, and understand that anything in excess can be harmful, and that a well rounded approach is necesary

    1. Re:To What End? by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Insightful
      While I think illicit drugs should definitely be banned

      There's no 'should' about it. Illicit drugs are banned by definition - that's what 'illicit' means. Legalise all drugs and suddenly there's no such thing as an illicit drug.

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    2. Re:To What End? by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While I think illicit drugs should definitely be banned

      Why?

      I think drugs should be outlawed

      Why?

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    3. Re:To What End? by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Illicit drugs should be legalized, at which point the gamers association will have nothing to prohibit. Problem solved.

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    4. Re:To What End? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? Because that's all he's ever known. It's only natural that he can't imagine a world where free choice is tolerated, let alone respected and cherished as it should be -- regardless of whether that choice has a positive or negative effect on the chooser.

      As an experiment, try explaining to an average person how drug prohibition causes the violent crime rate to skyrocket by creating lucrative black markets and all the reckless injustice they bring. He will look at you as if you're a nutcase, and for good reason: all his life he's been taught that it is the lack of drug prohibition that causes violence, and you just came along and told him he's fallen for a load of bullshit.

    5. Re:To What End? by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Certain drugs certainly do need to be illegal.. If you can't see that then your blinded by your selfish interest for wanting the drug of your choice to be legal. Just as you have seatbelt laws to protect people from themselves, you have to make some of these drugs illegal to keep people from fucking themselves up.. Perhaps your too stoned to care about someone doing permanent brain damage on themselves and swimming through the world like they have MS until they reach a point where they are non functional and a burden on they rest of society.. It's no skin off your nose until maybe it's somebody you care about that does this to themselves.

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  3. Wait, what, man? by Taibhsear · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok, amphetamines I can see, but weed? It doesn't exactly make your reflexes better and it's hard to pay attention when you laugh incessantly for no apparent reason. But I suppose it could help you focus more intently if... man my hands are HUGE... wait, what was I saying again?...

    1. Re:Wait, what, man? by azav · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Do you know people who code stoned? It might allow you to focus more on the task at hand.

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    2. Re:Wait, what, man? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      As someone who writes a great quantity of code while stoned, I can attest that I tend to get more focused on what I'm writing, and honestly, more excited about it and obsessed about making it perfect.

      These advantages are offset by the 50-line ASCII art comments I insert and the functions named "dogg_butt()" and "jibblejobble(int whaaaaat)." So, there are pros and cons.

  4. Baked by whisper_jeff · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They didn't come in baked so they could play better - they came in baked because they're stoners. If they were at home watching tv, they'd be just as baked (and it's not so that they could watch tv better though I'm sure being stoned makes some of the crap on tv seem better...).

  5. AMP crash! by Redfeather · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Amphetamines carry an even more debilitating crash than most stimulants. Imagine what happens if, when stuck against a superior competitor who is not drugged, the matches run longer than the duration of the drugs? Final round failure is annoying, but final round narcolepsy? That just proves you're an idiot.

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  6. As if CliffyB wasn't enough to give us a bad name by VickiM · · Score: 5, Funny

    News like this make me ashamed of my hobby in a way that even Barbie Horse Adventures couldn't manage.

  7. I beg to differ by lsmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    I find that playing video games after smoking some of the finest herb allows me to get into a very relaxed state of mind. This I think is the ultimate factor in defeating many of my opponents. It just puts me "In The Zone."

  8. why drugs in any sporting event are bad by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

    because now it is not a display of human mastery, now it is a display of biochemical mastery

    this is not some subtle philosophical point, because the followup point is that the emotional connection with the competitors is what drives audience attention, and that emotional connection is lost as people will tune out when they think it is the drug performing, rather than the athlete

    any sport that openly accept drug enhancement is a sport that will see its ratings drop.

    of course there will always be cheating, of course this means we must wage constant war, constant arms race, forever, on drugs in sports. this is simply the price you pay to retain interest in the sport

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  9. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most of the stoners in my life respond to high stress situations by telling their boss to kiss their ass, going home, and laughing hysterically at their DVD of "The Last Dragon" for about 12 hours.

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  10. Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by daskro · · Score: 5, Informative

    While the performance effects of cannabis are questionable, the fact that drug use, be it for recreational use or performance enhancement, is well known to gamers who actively compete in these kind of events.

    Of the dozens of events I've attended, there's always a significant number of people getting baked before the evens. It's also not surprising to see a handful of people taking amphetamines to keep them on their A-game after hours worth of match ups.

    Frankly this shouldn't be surprising, the entire sport centers around high caffeine sodas and gamer themed energy drinks. These events last for 6-8 hours at a time and winning becomes even more critical as the matches move towards the 11th hour.

    The community's resistance towards the entire drug testing issue best highlights all of this, when a number of leagues started pushing around the idea, there was both apathy and outrage over the idea, yet few voices of support on the issue. The suggestion that nearly every team has at least one guy who probably does some kind of narcotic also plays a part in this viewpoint.

    Until pro-gaming starts to get some real ad dollars behind it, the drug use will continue.

     

    1. Re:Common knowledge for "pro-gamers" by Candid88 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been to lots of big lan parties and most the time I'll be one of those people getting stoned beforehand or going out for the occasional joint during the day/evening.

      Nothign to do with trying to "enhance performance", I just like playing games even better when mashed.

      I suspect this explains a lot of the usage and why Cannabis (a drug not normally associated with performance enhancement) is the apparent drug of choice for gamers.

  11. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly you're very upset about this. You know what would calm you down? Weed.

  12. Almost certainly the case by Woundweavr · · Score: 4, Informative

    Most recreational drugs are recreational because they produce an altered state of consciousness. Alcohol does the same thing. If you study a subject (say physics) while intoxicated, your recall of the material will be higher when intoxicated. It stands to reason that a similar phenomenon could exist with video games. They practice stoned so they play better stoned.

    I'm not sure if that really counts as a "performance enhancing drug" though.

    1. Re:Almost certainly the case by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, I think of cannabis like a performance equalizing drug - not performance enhancement.

      Consider Ross Rebagliati from the Winter Olympics in Nagano who won gold in snowboarding (giant slalom) and was then disqualified for smoking weed. There is absolutly no way what so ever that cannabis will have made him a BETTER athlete during the games - all it could have done was make the other athletes relatively better (compared to him). Hence performance equalizing drug.

      The fact that he could outperform the non-stoned athletes while being stoned himself is quite impressive. They should have given him a second medal (give him gold AND silver) instead of taking gold away. To be fair they did overturn that decision, but the point still stands.

      Yes, it's an illegal drug in most places, and I suppose they should crack down on that to force the athletes to be "positive rolemodels", but I can't help but wonder what would happen if the same thing were to happen in a championship taking place in Holland. In that case you can't just disqualify on the grounds that the drug is illegal (because it's not), and it's obviously (well, maybe not scientificly) not a performance enhancing drug ... so what grounds would be used? "It's bad for you"?

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  13. What about performance-enhansing surgery? by sm62704 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a CrystaLens implant that allows my old left eye to focus, unlike unmodified eyes in people my age. Before the implant my vision was incredibly bad; I wore "coke bottle" glasses all my life. Now my vision is vastly better than the normal 20/20. If I were in these games I would need no eyeglasses, unlike most nerds young and old, and unlike almost all geezers.

    Sweat dripping down your glasses is a definite minus in any game.

    Would my implant disqualify me? If not, I say let 'em ruin their lives with cocaine or amphetamines.

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  14. Re:As if CliffyB wasn't enough to give us a bad na by Disfnord · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, but have you ever played Barbie Horse Adventures on weed?

  15. Re:Baked? by Guido+von+Guido · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Using "baked" to mean "stoned" is actually fairly common. It's certainly not random, and any hijacking took place long ago. It's slang, of course, but that used to be true of "stoned" as well.

    I was more annoyed at the clumsy parenthetical aside explaining what it meant.

  16. I disagree. by EWAdams · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's about time we had a sporting event in which drug enhancements are welcome so we can see the effects of the different drugs. "M0nstrMan took a double dose of crystal meth two hours before the contest, and we can see that he's 27 frags up on his nearest opponent. WeeTimmyLeary decided to go for tabs of acid today, and he's spent the whole match crouched in a corner screaming about purple caterpillars -- he doesn't have many frags, but nobody wants to go near him, either. 1nc1inerator's joytick hand is just a bloody stump at this point, but the heroin is really helping with the pain; he hasn't slowed down."

    In all the non-drug sports it come down to genetics and chance, and that's hardly fair.

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  17. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It gives you the munchies, makes you paranoid, and makes you giggle every time someone says "420" but it doesn't make you better at HaloDo you know what you are saying here? That black people love fried chicken and will steal my TV, that Mexicans will steal my job and eat lots of tacos, and that all Gays use Macs.

    It is a sweeping blanket statement that comes from uninformed bigotry. I've never had the munchies, I've never gotten paranoid, and I certainly don't giggle. Neither has anyone else that I have had a smoking experience with. These are horribly inaccurate stereotypes thrown out there to make it seem like Marijuana being illegal is less ridiculous than it really is.

    Sure, it has its undesirable side effects. So does drinking too much coffee. And to say that there can't possibly be any good effects from pot are only spoken by the sheep. The problem ultimately is, only the people who smoke will know what they are... because people like you have your mind made up, and nothing in the world can change it.

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  18. Re:Marijuana isn't a performance enhancer, jackass by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dear sir, as I read your comment I thought of several well reasoned arguments as to why your first sentence was flawed. As opposed to firing back blindly I continued until the end, which made up my mind that rant or not, I had to reply immediately. By the time I had "Reply"'d I had totally forgotten my original arguments and decided to go get some timbits, coffee and have a smoke. While outside I was totally freaked out by the guy moving things to a truck, who kept nodding to me every time he passed despite my saying good morning to him once. Inside again I was refilling the sugar jar for my coffee when a variation in the bag's opening caused some to spill over my hand, I immediately burst into gales of laughter while thinking to myself it was a damn good thing I do the pouring over the kitchen sink. Man I'm so stoned!

    I have been smoking marijuana since I was 12, am now 36, and work for one of the top hardware/software companies in the world running other people's Wintel backends. Today in my home office I'm building several servers remotely, attending meetings, and taking emergency calls. For further reference, see the excellent Penn and Teller show Bullshit!, episode The War on Drugs, especially the sections on the stock trader who works on the NYSE floor. He smokes several joints daily, all of which are provided by the US Federal Government for his possibly fatal bone spurs. There really are professionals out in the world who smoke quite regularly, even as often as several times a day.

    Jonah Hex

  19. No such thing as 'e-sports' by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Computer/console gaming can be a professional endeavor but it isn't a sport anymore than professional chess is a sport. A sport requires some degree of physical activity beyond clicking a mouse or gamepad.

    I'm not taking anything away from the level of skill involved and maybe I'm just getting into the semantics too much, but I'm tired of people equating professional gaming with sports. Again, the chess analogy comes to mind.

  20. Drugs vs Mechanical diff. by svendsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am always curious why drugs are considered bad because they enhance the bodyâ(TM)s natural abilities but things like glasses, earring aides, whatever are ok. Glasses allow someone whose natural ability to not see well to see just as well (or even better) then someone with normal vision. Is using LASIEK bad? Same thing. Either you are competing with what you were born and how hard you train or we use a variety of mechanical, biological, chemical techniques to be come better at something. Since we already do mechanical (glasses, better fabrics for clothes, swimsuits, etc) and we do some biological (or is it chemical) when athletes train in sealed rooms with more oxygen to raise their red blood cell count, why do we as a society draw the line with drugs?

    1. Re:Drugs vs Mechanical diff. by cowscows · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not necessarily mechanical vs. drugs, it's more about the intention. There's nothing wrong with taking a drug to get someone back to what would be considered "normal health." It's not a total ban on drugs. They're not going to suspend a football player for taking aspirin or anything like that. It's definitely not a clear-cut line, which makes the whole debate that much more complicated.

      At the end of the day, there's very strong evidence that steroids and the like have some really significant and unhealthy side-effects. And while I generally believe that people should be free to mistreat their bodies in whatever way they wish, there's a lot of good reasons that we as a society frown upon that sort of drug-use in sports. Beyond the appeal to "fairness", there's also the reality that star athletes are often role models for younger athletes, and as such their behavior can change the behavior of children.

      But I do think your comment leads towards an interesting questions. What would be the NFL's response if a quarterback with perfectly normal vision decided to get LASIK surgery to enhance their vision well beyond a normal human's sight? As our technological ability to manipulate our bodies in more mechanical ways increases, then this sort of thing will become an issue. Especially if it starts to move into modifications that have some serious side-effects or health risks.

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  21. How is the "playing field" in any way "level"? by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't know about you, but the majority of us simply aren't built to compete in sports any more. How can I compete with Michael Phelps's body, that's designed for swimming? Sure, training helps, but the current top-level competitions are accessible only to those genetically suited for them. The Olympics might have had some relevance back in the Greek days, when you could look at the athletes and say "well, if I trained hard, I could run as fast as these guys". These days, there is no amount of training that can let me swim as fast as Phelps or run as fast as Bolt. So what's the point? All these athletes are necessarily "freaks" now, and the only way to beat them is to become a bigger freak.

    1. Re:How is the "playing field" in any way "level"? by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > What if Phelps had his hands surgically altered so he had webbed fingers,
      > and got fingertip extensions so he could hit the pool wall a split-second
      > faster? It perverts the message that sports is supposed to be about.

      Oh? But he does have these alterations! His feet are size 14, practically flippers, giving him much stronger kicks and making him faster. He has very long arms too, which are handy not only for touching the wall sooner, but for extending the length of his power stroke. Both of these are far more significant than a what a simple drug injection would give. So what were you saying about "perverting the message"?

      > It's supposed to be about achievement, not competition.

      Then why do we give out medals? The Olympics is very specifically a competition, with the winners getting the gold and the losers getting ignored.

      > Any game needs firmly established rules so you know where to draw the line at cheating.

      If it's about achievement and not competition, what do you care about cheating? You are not competing, are you?

      > "trying hard will make anyone perform better than not trying."
      > If you let the drugs in then that message gets distorted with
      > "you can achieve the same results with less effort by finding things that make the problem easier to solve."

      Why is that worse than "you can achieve the same results easier and get further than anyone else by having the right genese"? Does it really matter whether you are born with the enhancement, like Phelps was, or have to take one as a supplement? And compare this with a diabetic, who has to inject insulin to stay healthy. Is he an inferior person because he is "cheating" on his metabolism?

      > most people will hear that message and think that sneaking notes
      > into a test or copying an essay off the internet is the same thing.

      Isn't it? Suppose one man passed all his tests honestly and got a 4.0 GPA, which got him a good job and a decent income. Another man cheated on all his tests, got the same 4.0 GPA, and then got himself the same job and income for a lot less effort. The cheater is obviously more efficient, since he got more with less effort. Sure, he didn't educate himself as much as the other guy, you might say, but if all you want is enough money, that is irrelevant. There will always be more hardworking suckers to exploit, who'll cry that these actions are unfair and immoral, but the cheater will get a management job, lots of money, and a trophy wife, while the hard worker will hang out on Slashdot and spend the rest of his childless life complaining bitterly. Darwin says the cheater wins.

  22. Why just "illegal" drugs? by dave562 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the issue has to do with unfair advantages due to drugs, they better ban ritalin and prozac and xanax and anything else that tweaks the dopamine, seratonin, or acetylcholine levels in the brain. In fact, I think if they're going to be really serious, they should make everyone fast for two days before they even let them into the convention hall. Then once they are there they are only allowed to drink water and eat soups and organic salads. I can honestly say that every "gamer" I know is on something. Either they're caffeine addicts, alcoholics or stoners. I don't associate with any tweakers but it wouldn't surprise me to find a couple of meth-addicts online at 4am racking up kills in whatever the FPS of the week is. If drug use is an issue in "professional" sports then video game playing will never be a professional sport. Or if it is, your champions are going to be seven and eight year olds who haven't ever visited a psychatrist for acting like a normal kid.

  23. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by somersault · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've never been stoned (perhaps very mildly passively, but I've never done non-prescription drugs), but have played games for 12 hours straight a few times. I even took a couple of days off work for the release of GTA4. Then I went to see Iron Man after having no sleep the night before. I felt pretty crappy in the few days after that, but it was a lot of fun at the time :)

    The most time I've ever played a game was when I got Operation Flashpoint 1. I completed it in 3 days, and I think I had something like 4-6 hours sleep in that time. No weed necessary.

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  24. Re:MJ First post by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Captain Kirk? Is that you?

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  25. Re:Gamers use DRUGS? by christ,+jesus+H · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I've never been stoned (perhaps very mildly passively, but I've never done non-prescription drugs), but have played games for 12 hours straight a few times. I even took a couple of days off work for the release of GTA4." Dude . . . you really need to get stoned . . .

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  26. e-sports by SCHecklerX · · Score: 2, Funny

    wtf is an 'e-sport?'

  27. They should by SoulRider · · Score: 2, Interesting

    go in the opposite direction and "require" everyone to take drugs to enhance their gaming experience. That would level the field also.

  28. Regular user by baenpb · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know why people play these games under the influence. I've been a regular cannabis user for approximately 5 years now. I've played in about 7 or 8 Guitar Hero tournaments(school/bar sponsored, nothing huge) and i think every time I've met up with mary jane before hand. I've won a couple of them, usually place in the top 3. It can help relax for sure. The article was correct that it can put you in a trance state to help focus on the notes. So that effect is definitely a bonus in music-type games. I don't think it helps at all in strategy games. When I play DOTA, the THC never really seems to help skills, but always makes the game more awesome. So i think it can clear your mind to help with focusing and reflexes, but can run you into trouble if your game makes you think too hard. So, I dunno, if people wanna rip the bong before a tournament, I don't really care. It'll make it more fun for them I'm sure.

  29. The John Madden voice... by EWAdams · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, I used to write the play-by-play and color commentary for the Madden NFL series at EA, so I know the John Madden voice pretty well. No shit, check it out.

    "Now, ya see what he did here? 1nc1nerator thought M0nstrMan was gonna come through this gap, but M0nstrMan just gave him a little twitch-fake, and BOOM, suddenly he's eatin' raw plasma."

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  30. Forgive me, I think you meant to say "undue". by Uniquitous · · Score: 3, Funny

    But if I'm wrong, take heart! Ctrl-Z is just two keypresses away!

  31. Effects of Cannabis! by midnitewolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    For what it's worth, this is analogous to a well known psychological effect known as state-dependent recall.

    The effect specifically refers to the improved retrieval from long term memory experienced when the memory retrieval takes place in the same mind-state (in this example, of drug influence) that the memory was deposited in....

    But my own experience of gaming while stoned will attest to a very similar (and strikingly simple) revelation, not strictly limited to memory retrieval: When you learn to play a game stoned, you play that game better while stoned.

    1. Re:Effects of Cannabis! by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This obviously explains why I play pool better when drinking and I suck at it while sober.

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  32. Statistics by Tiberius_Fel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In a skill based game, your chances of winning aren't 1/2... Unless WC3 is what you call flipping a coin... War Coin III!

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