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Reading Google Chrome's Fine Print

Much ink and many electrons are being spilled over Google's Chrome browser (discussed here twice in recent days): from deep backgrounders to performance benchmarks to its vulnerability to a carpet-bombing flaw. The latest angle to be explored is Chrome's end-user license agreement. It does not look consumer-friendly. "By submitting, posting or displaying the content you give Google a perpetual, irrevocable, worldwide, royalty-free, and non-exclusive license to reproduce, adapt, modify, translate, publish, publicly perform, publicly display and distribute any content which you submit, post or display on or through, the services. This license is for the sole purpose of enabling Google to display, distribute and promote the services and may be revoked for certain services as defined in the additional terms of those services."

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  1. adj: Unconscionable by jackb_guppy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google lawyers may need to learn a new word that ATT was just taught... Unconscionable

  2. guff? by stupidflanders · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think... I think he's trying to communicate with us, but I can't quite make out what he's saying.

    1. Re:guff? by lanswitch · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's language, Jim, but not as we know it.

    2. Re:guff? by iapetus · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you were using Chrome, you'd just have typed 'guff' into your Omnibox and found a definition. Is it really that hard to use a search engine before boasting about your own ignorance?

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    3. Re:guff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Please stop these dictionary attacks on us feeble minded!

  3. Re:This is not Chrome-specific. by hdparm · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's really strange stuff. Someone might think that even transfers/deposits one makes while accessing own bank account also belong to Google. Or stuff someone buys on Ebay. Once on-line voting and Chrome become prevalent, Google will also become The President.

  4. Re:Great License Agreement by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Funny

    Replace the g with a $ and show them how you really feel!

  5. Re:This is not Chrome-specific. by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm all for syntactic sugar, but isn't badsummary completely redundant when it follows the 'kdawson' tag?

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  6. Googolomania by sciop101 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Google: "We can coexist, but only on my terms. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die."

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  7. Skynet has been launched... by datalife · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your (data)base are belong to us.

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  8. I AM SO HAPPY! by hyperz69 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is totally awesome and fair! This is the best thing to happen on the internet! GOOGLE IS THE BEST COMPANY EVER!

    "Posted with Chrome, edited for content by Google"

  9. Re:Great License Agreement by pipatron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or just press "cancel" at the EULA and get the download anyway, like I did.

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  10. No kids allowed either! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    2.3 You may not use the Services and may not accept the Terms if (a) you are not of legal age to form a binding contract with Google, ...

    Apparently kids are not allowed to use chrome.

  11. stop spying on me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet America, Google Chrome surfs you!

  12. Re:It wont even install for me by Goaway · · Score: 5, Funny

    Damn them for not making their codebase absolutely perfect from day one! Software should spring into life fully formed, like Athena from Zeus' forehead!

  13. Re:It wont even install for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Congratulations - you just set the Slashdot record for the least comprehensible post ever.

  14. Re:404 by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

    It blocks Slashdot? It is a bigger success than I thought!

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  15. Re:It wont even install for me by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Prepare to be even less impressed and look at the V8 src

    Gosh, you would think this was beta software or something.

    I want my money back.

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  16. Re:This is not Chrome-specific. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Once on-line voting and Chrome become prevalent, Google will also become The President.

    Depends how many votes Diebold keeps for themselves.

  17. Re:It wont even install for me by beav007 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't take it personally, but I can't have any respect for people (or their opinion) who use the phrase "epic fail"...makes one sound like those immature "cool" kids on the web.

    Epic fail.

  18. Re:It wont even install for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    You mean that's *not* what happens when I run "svn checkout" ? Lies! Damn lies!

  19. Re:It wont even install for me by InfiniteLoopCounter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Congratulations - you just set the Slashdot record for the least comprehensible post ever.

    Here, I'll translate that for you:

    (1.000 times 10^100, swap position of o/l, o -> e) has machine language instructions encoded by a compiler which first ran through a preprocessor from some characters saved in a file in physical memory that a lot for the (opposite of hard) + ware on faster than walking on an operating system that has a penguin as a mascot (not technically because Linux is just the kernel, but I will let that slide). It seems [to the GP poster] like half their (not the penguins) stuff they (result of incontinence) through alcoholic beverage.

  20. Re:This is not Chrome-specific. by iansocool · · Score: 4, Funny

    look up 'semantic' in a dictionary

    se*man*tic
    -adjective
    of or pertaining to semantics.

  21. Re:It wont even install for me by g0dsp33d · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'll change your mind when Duke Nukem Forever comes out.

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  22. Re:It wont even install for me by brianwgray · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whew, thank you for the translation. Now I understand.

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  23. The 404 Horses of the Apocalype by DeadDecoy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, they found out slashdot was one of the worst malicious sites out there, as it periodically issued random DDOS attacks to other sites hosting content of scientific import. Once the shlashdot-reading chrome developers discover this, they'll take it off the blacklist (as they too need a daily helping of slashdot) but it'll be layered in warnings and throttled to all-hell. Unfortunately, this will cause paradox leading to the Apocalypse as google will slashdot slashdot just to make the internet work and Chrome function normally. The lucky few will be raptured to Apple, where they will spend the rest eternity amidst pretty, hermetically sealed plastic and user friendly software.

  24. Re:This is not Chrome-specific. by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    You might want to look up 'semantic' in a dictionary. It means the opposite of what you think it means.

    Are you trying to say that it doesn't mean "bloated, ineffectual, resource hogging security software"? Maybe I have just been spelling it wrong.

  25. Re:It wont even install for me by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Funny

    They stay in beta until they have a 50%+ market share at which point they decide they are probably doing half decent and throw an official release party.

  26. Re:It wont even install for me by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Funny

    actually, i think Southwest uses shareware.

    the aircraft takes off just fine. but instead of the landing gears deploying you just get a scrolling message asking you to register the software.

  27. Re:Down with "add spam"! by Spatial · · Score: 3, Funny

    Impossible. Obviously, spam is unsigned.