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1,500-Ship Fleet Proposed To Fight Climate Change

Roland Piquepaille writes "According to UK and US researchers, it should be possible to fight the global warming effects associated with an increase of dioxide levels by using autonomous cloud-seeding ships to spray salt water into the air. This project would require the deployment of a worldwide fleet of 1,500 unmanned ships to cool the Earth even if the level of carbon dioxide doubled. These 300-tonne ships 'would be powered by the wind, but would not use conventional sails. Instead they would be fitted with a number of 20 m-high, 2.5 m-diameter cylinders known as Flettner rotors. The researchers estimate that such ships would cost between £1m and £2m each. This translates to a US$2.65 to 5.3 billion total cost for the ships only."

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  1. That's what? by matt4077 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Two days of war?

    1. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd think a bad idea.

      What happens when we get the clouds at this and that location instead of wherever it would be generated without the ships?

      Are we 100% sure how the weather will be affected by the ships?

      Will richer countries try to get more water by controlling the rain?

      What if mother nature takes care about the CO2 emissions without us interfering?

      What if it doesn't affect things that much? Or much more than we believe?

      Would it be like, you know, much "easier" and safer to stop using fossile fuel? Even if it would put development backwards "a bit" for the moment?

    2. Re:That's what? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Two days of war?

      Or more to the point less than the cost of cleaning up after one hurricane.

    3. Re:That's what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "a bit" is a bit of an understatement. Billions would die without fossil fuels.

    4. Re:That's what? by Gerzel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When it comes right down to it, no we are not 100 percent sure, richer countries WILL try to get more water if it does work, mother nature is a non-existent entity, that's what expiriments are for and it probably will, probably but it probably won't do the job.

      In the end having the data and knowing if/how we can alter the climate will be far more beneficial than not. We're changing the environment without thought, this is changing it with thought.

    5. Re:That's what? by gregbot9000 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wouldn't mind slowing development down to save the world, but I have a lot of things that I could do without. People in Africa or China might not be so keen on that idea though. People who are on the losing side of a statues-que don't really care a lot to maintain it, even if it is the current weather patterns.

      Would it be cheaper to just mitigate the change? Build irrigation canals from Alaska and quadruple the levies on the Mississippi? I think we should do whatever is cheaper in the long run. I don't think it will be trying to change ourselves to fit the planet, I think we should embrace global warming and finally take control of the environment itself and put the final nail in Gia's coffin. Stories like this help give hope that there are people out there actually trying to solve the problem by moving forward instead of advocating a return to the 1930's

      BTW to the "environmentalists" out there, their isn't a "natural" environment anywhere in the US, small things like the introduction of earth worms and bee's and fire suppression have dramatically changes the very nature of our forests, even before that, the Natives engaged in controlled burns and selective harvesting. The entire planet is a garden people have been modifying. I just want you to know that nature has been dead for a long time. when you protect the trees and the forest it is exactly the same as if you were debating whether or not to pull up the daisy's in your back yard. Environmentalism is a luxury like gardening. Though I still agree with you when it comes to green spaces in cities and arsenic and Mercury in the air.

    6. Re:That's what? by Fjan11 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The beauty of this idea is that you can start small, measure what happens and stop right away if it doesn't work as intended or if it turns out to have side effects.

      The idea that China and India will stop their fossil fuel intake while the US uses 10 times as much is about as realistic in a geopolitical sense as, oh I don't know, sending an army to Irak and expecting democracy to appear.

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    7. Re:That's what? by Damarkus13 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I agree with you. Every time I hear a story with a title something like, "We can FIX global warming by messing with some other aspect of the weather system!" It makes me cringe.

      We don't really know what's going on (I would love it if someone has a link to an article about an accurate computer model of the weather system, but I've never found one.) We see the average global temp increasing along with greenhouse gasses (but now the Germans are telling us GW is taking a hiatus, which means most all of our previous models are wrong), so lets cut back on the greenhouse gases (hell, hopefully eliminate man-made greenhouse emissions), not screw with the weather system even more.

    8. Re:That's what? by billcopc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just kill 5 billion humans so pollution won't be a problem anymore. It certainly would be an easier task.

      This is what I've been saying forever! :)

      We can fight this climate change all we want, the fundamental problem is our planet cannot sustain the rapidly expanding population and all of our selfish creature comforts. The irony is that the more people we make, the more people Bush kills, and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize wars are a pretty significant source of pollution and waste heat :P

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    9. Re:That's what? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Informative

      Build irrigation canals from Alaska and quadruple the levies on the Mississippi?

      Oh, that ought to be just a cheap, quickie little fix ... The proposed cost of the Alaska Natural Gas pipeline which is supposed to run between 800 and 1000 miles is around 20-40 billion dollars. That's one weeney little pipe, not a canal. Going from Southeast Alaska / Western Canada (where all the water is) to anywhere in the midcontinental US (where is water isn't) has to go at least 1500 miles and through such minor obstacles as the Rocky Mountains.

      Call me negative, but I don't think it will work.

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    10. Re:That's what? by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why don't you set the right example ? I'm sure there's a bridge near you. There's only one way to make sure you don't further contribute to the "CO2 problem" ...

    11. Re:That's what? by jcwayne · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We need to do enough research to make sure it won't cause a hurricane / tsunami first

      You don't actually know what a tsunami is, do you?

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    12. Re:That's what? by SleepingWaterBear · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Would it be like, you know, much "easier" and safer to stop using fossile fuel? Even if it would put development backwards "a bit" for the moment?

      Short answer? No.

      Even if the political will existed in the first world, China is clearly not interested in playing ball on environmental issues. And with the population as high as it is in China, whatever the first world does isn't going to be enough. And the first world doesn't have the will anyway.

      Eventually mankind will eliminate its dependence on fossil fuels. Oil prices will continue to rise, while research continues on alternatives increasing their efficiency and lowering their cost, and when it makes economic sense we'll change, but not before. In the meanwhile, given that stopping oil use altogether is not going to happen, it might be worth considering alternatives. We really don't know exactly what the costs involved in global warming will be (though we have estimates), but if the costs turn out to be high enough, schemes like this one may turn out to be our best option.

      I don't like it either, but this 'can't we all just tighten our belts' attitude is naive and unhelpful. It won't happen, and if it somehow did happen it would probably slow development and lead to ultimately greater cost.

    13. Re:That's what? by hedwards · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sigh, I don't imagine you could spend some time in science class actually studying things.

      The theory behind this is reasonably sound, the issue like with most others is that it's expensive and nobody knows whether it's going to be cost effective when compared with other possible options.

      This has nothing to do with CO2 directly and everything to do with temperature. What they're trying to do is reflect back more of the incoming solar radiation to lower the temperature.

      Suggesting that there are consequences of that sort is kind of silly because the most likely outcome is nothing. Additionally any affect is only going to last as long as the ships continue to spray the mist. It isn't going to go on indefinitely.

    14. Re:That's what? by Sen.NullProcPntr · · Score: 5, Funny

      We need to do enough research to make sure it won't cause a hurricane / tsunami first

      You don't actually know what a tsunami is, do you?

      Hey, it could happen. Those clouds can get pretty big! If one of them were to fall....

      ;-)

    15. Re:That's what? by mi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Two days of war?

      I'd prefer to look at it as every able-bodied living person obtaining a $0.99 rubber chicken and shaking it at the sky... Costs the same, involves the entire world community, and is just as useful.

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    16. Re:That's what? by Tangent128 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not to mention that the irrigation of the Sahara would be a ridiculously awesome piece of engineering.

    17. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Tss, bullshit, the average american or european consume waaay more energy and resources than someone in china, why would they have to cut down the most? Or even at all? If we would have want to make it "fair" we would have to cut down much more on consumption and luxury in the western world first.

      Also IF it will happen bad things who will suffer the most? For sure not the most rich people, maybe in materialism loss but I would believe that the poor people will take the hardest hit, since they can't afford to travel and maybe can't get into other countries and don't have a good education and so on so on. So in that case if we do anything they will suffer the most, and they wasn't the ones causing it in the first place!

      Sure doing something about it will affect people in the western world the most, poor people in africa without electricity, a car and so on will probably not even notice the difference, or only slightly, but that is the most fair and correct way to solving it.

      (And while doing it may I suggest to reserve say 1/2 of the area in every country for the wild life to?)

      So please stop this "omg I think so much about the poor so we can't hinder them from reaching our standards"-bullshit.

      The solution, or not doing anything, MAY cost more than to do something. Same with nuclear power, who knows in the end what it will cost? Sure it's efficient now, and seems like a good deal, but who will know for sure in the end? With wind and solar power you know they are "more expensive" for now but at least there isn't many hidden costs or future risks. You know the price.

      I agree with you that most of the planet isn't wild life / nature longer, a very huge area is crops and such and all the elephants, tigers, lions and shit probably lives in small reservates, it's not how the live in whole continents.

    18. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But then people say "hey it's no idea we can't get back to stone age!"

      But uhm, we can do SOMETHING, we don't need a new computer every second year, we don't need new clothes all the time, we don't need local grown oil powered green house vegetables if there are some sun light grown somewhere else. Do we need that 340 watt lcd tv? Pre-cooked food, freezed and microwaved? Can't we take the bike a little more often?

      But oh no, doing something must mean to stop everything!!

    19. Re:That's what? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is all fucking americans blaming china? This is the third post which answers to my post talking about china. It's not like the chinese people is the most consuming and resource spending people on the planet. It's you! Sure your things may be PRODUCED in china but that doesn't matter. As long as you want more items it will use more resources and energy, simple as that, consume less and the hit on nature will be less. Stop blaming the chinese people, most of them are poor fucks who can't afford shit compared to you americans.

      No one is blaming China, but they have to be included on any solution proposed to limit the use of fossil fuels. They are rapidly bringing a huge population up to the carbon usage levels of the rest of the world. China connects a new coal fired powered plant to their grid every *10* days. IIRC, they are now the number one importer of coal. Cities the size of Philadelphia were popping up (they have slowed some now) in China every month. Ignoring China when thinking about the issue of CO2 pollution is to ignore the largest future CO2 producer.

    20. Re:That's what? by bledri · · Score: 2, Funny

      statues-que

      FYI, it's status quo.

      No, it's the statues_queue (or statuesQueue for you CamelCaseCoders). Apparently an implementation of the SculptureFIFO pattern...

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    21. Re:That's what? by daver00 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where in your head to you figure that humans are somehow 'apart' from nature? I don't get this crap, this judeo-christian oriented narrative that humans are separate from nature and somehow 'unnatural' because we behave sort of funny. That's right I said judeo-christian.

      All science to this point tells us we are not special, we are not different, we arose out of the same circumstances as all other animals. We just got lucky and figured some tricks out, slowly evolved at a more rapid rate than our cousins, until we started believing we came from a different family.

      Nature exists *everywhere* you idiot, in a natural state! And the fact that humans interact with it and change it is irrelevant to whether life on earth is 'natural' or 'artificial'. All species in nature interact with each other leaving their mark, and surviving as they must within the circumstances that our rock, moon and plasma ball combo dish out.

      Repeat after me: We are not special. We, the humans, are a *part* of nature just like all the other animals. Buildings, machines, bridges cars airplanes and boats are nature, just like we are, because we made them, by the laws of nature. The same laws that govern how an otter cracks a shell with a rock. Same shit man, its all the same shit.

    22. Re:That's what? by Klaus_1250 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Indeed, but if we put enough energy behind it, we could combat rising sea levels at the same time. The downside is that desalinization is fairly energy intensive, though there is enough potential for solar energy in the Sahara.

      The problems would be money and political stability in the Sahara region. My country (the Netherlands) has to invest over 100 billion euros the next century to keep the rising sea and extra rainwater out. I'm rather curious to know how much of the Sahara could be irrigated with that amount and what the effects on the climate and sea-levels would be.

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    23. Re:That's what? by daBass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Tss, bullshit, the average american or european consume waaay more energy and resources than someone in china, why would they have to cut down the most?

      And much of the energy used in China is used to manufacture goods for export - the things we consume too much off!

    24. Re:That's what? by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So? Stop consuming them and they won't make them. Simple as that.

      And my point was already that it's the consumers "fault" they produce the things.

    25. Re:That's what? by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Germans are telling us GW is taking a hiatus, which means most all of our previous models are wrong"

      The German paper used the same models but with slightly different assumptions and they arrived at similar conclusions about the long term trend (post - 2015). It's an interseting paper but the Germans themselves would agree it's complete nonsense to say it "means most all of our previous models are wrong".

      "I would love it if someone has a link to an article about an accurate computer model of the weather system, but I've never found one."

      There is no single accurate model and there never will be. Accuracy is a function of mankinds future actions, the precision of observations and the resolution of the numerical analysis amoung other things. The models themselves are basically Finite Element Analysis models, thus the need for very powerfull number crunchers. They account for forcings and some of the major feedbacks but cannot account for feedbacks we know very little about ( thus the hand-wringing about "tipping points"). It's generally agreed that at best they can only predict large scale climate changes (ie: continental proportions).

      The MET office in the UK is a good source of info on models and even has a computer program you can tinker with yourself (I will let you find that yourself). Thier list of climate center sites is also very useful.

      The IPCC site has become close to useless since it's last redesign and it is difficult to find stuff on it. However the MET office provides an accesible way to read the reports. The IPCC does not conduct science, it reviews it. The RANGE of conclusions in the report are derived from thousands of simulations from various models and are distilled down to worst, best and most likely senarios.

      Yes I know the MET is a single source, it just happens to be a good one and will point you in the right direction. If you are looking for a good climate mythbusting site then you might want to try realclimate.

      "[TFA] makes me cringe."

      Ditto!

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    26. Re:That's what? by Z34107 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a "Modest Proposal."

      Growth in food generation is linear - add another acre, get another x bushel.

      Growth in human population is quadratic - 2 rabbits make 4 rabbits make 8 rabbits. Over 3 generations we have 8x the population, but adding acreage at the same rate yields only 3x the food (if we started with 2 humans tilling 1 acre.)

      The solution is for everyone to eat their children. It simultaneously solves the food problem and the population growth problem. Or I think that's how it goes. Depending no your latrine design, it may be a carbon sink!

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    27. Re:That's what? by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nobody will die without fossil fuel

      Yeah, cuz 19th century agricultural techniques (Tractors? We don't need no stinkin' tractors!) will really scale well enough to feed 6.7 billion people.

      What could possibly go wrong?

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    28. Re:That's what? by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Informative

      When a certain species of animal overmultiplies, and Mother Nature brings a drought, food becomes scarce & animals starve.

      Pretty soon Mother Nature will be doing the same to the animal known as Homo sapiens. The drought will be scarcity-of-oil, the food shortage will be caused by idle farming equipment, and the U.S. and E.U. will no longer be able to sustain their 250 and 500 million citizens.

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    29. Re:That's what? by electrictroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      >>>you can die from global warming.

      No not really. The Romans and early Middle Age citizens experienced global warming & they did not die. In fact, they grew grapes as far north as Scotland, so it was actually beneficial. Just imagine if Canadians & Russians could grow food in the once-frozen tundra. It would feed millions.

      Perhaps you were thinking of pollution?

      Pollutants like carbon monoxide & particulate matter from car exhaust can damage human lungs, but that's a separate issue from global warming (CO2 emission).

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    30. Re:That's what? by ianare · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The US and EU will have a much easier time meeting the food needs of their populations than China and India.

    31. Re:That's what? by genner · · Score: 4, Funny

      When a certain species of animal overmultiplies, and Mother Nature brings a drought,

      Oh sure bring religion into it.

    32. Re:That's what? by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The U.S. and E.U. export food to the rest of the world. Not sure about E.U. pop figures but U.S. is approaching 300 M pop.

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    33. Re:That's what? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The Romans and early Middle Age citizens experienced global warming & they did not die.

      How do you know? Maybe it was peachy for England but the poor sods in Ethiopia got heatstroke and drought. Or maybe not. We don't really have good records of the mortality impacts at the time.

      Note also that the warming expected over the last century is larger and more rapid than anything the Romans or Middle Age citizens experienced.

      In fact, they grew grapes as far north as Scotland, so it was actually beneficial.

      ... to Scottish grape farmers, maybe. (Note also that we are already at those levels of warmth today, the question is what happens when we go even farther beyond that.)

      It's true that some people will benefit from global warming, particularly in cold regions. Others will be harmed, particularly in hot regions. A climate which changes too quickly tends to be bad for everybody, as it takes time to adapt to new climates (especially if you've got political borders and can't just move whichever climate dependent industries are no longer supported in your region.)

    34. Re:That's what? by initdeep · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When a certain species of animal overmultiplies, and Mother Nature brings a drought, food becomes scarce & animals starve.

      first of all, that isnt how it works.

      when an animal species grows, it grows to the level that the current food sources will allow, and then stabilizers there without any drought needed due to the pressure the population puts on it's food sources. Meaning if the food source will only support x number of animals, then those above x will die due to malnourishment all on their own.
      also when a prey animal increases population, there is most times (in a natural world) a corresponding increase in the number of predatory animals because they too fall into the first part of the statement.
      this will also lead to the control of the prey animal population.

      Pretty soon Mother Nature will be doing the same to the animal known as Homo sapiens. The drought will be scarcity-of-oil, the food shortage will be caused by idle farming equipment, and the U.S. and E.U. will no longer be able to sustain their 250 and 500 million citizens.

      you do realize that the US and EU are both major EXPORTERS of foodstocks don't you?

      The US alone could substantially increase their food production simply by actually farming all of the available land instead of allowing some of it to sit fallow (and i don't mean fallow in the context of crop rotation).

      your statements are so far from the truth it almost sounds like you've been brainwashed.....

      you're not a cult member are you?

  2. Headline by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I saw this on the Discovery Channel. The rotor-sails look very interesting.

    One question for any Chaos Theory fans: what are the long-term effects of creating large, man-made clouds over the ocean?

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    1. Re:Headline by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

      One question for any Chaos Theory fans: what are the long-term effects of creating large, man-made clouds over the ocean?

      In Central Park you get rain instead of sunshine and a whole lot of people get eaten by prehistoric animals?

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    2. Re:Headline by FuturePastNow · · Score: 4, Funny

      They didn't mention that on the Discovery Channel.

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    3. Re:Headline by Renraku · · Score: 3, Funny

      As a supporter of chaos theory and all things quantum..

      My answer is, "Yes there will be long-term effects, and no there will not be any long-term effects.

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    4. Re:Headline by jcwayne · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's impossible to be sure because there are too many unknowns including the affect of large amounts of salt in the atmosphere and raining down on land.

      It's what plants crave!

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  3. Huh? by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where's the obligatory whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag?

    I mean, come on, use your imagination: a autonomous robotic fleet of cloud spewers gone astray?

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    1. Re:Huh? by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 3, Funny

      ..a autonomous robotic fleet of cloud spewers gone astray?

      I for one welcome our cloud spewing robotic overlords! We need the rain here in the S. East!

  4. Futurama by asills · · Score: 5, Funny

    And here I thought dropping an ice cube into the ocean was a really far fetched idea and nobody would take it seriously.

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    1. Re:Futurama by ypctx · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't forget to add Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg and Eminem for greater effect:)

    2. Re:Futurama by pak9rabid · · Score: 5, Funny

      Fortunately our handsomest politicians came up with a cheap, last minute way to combat global warming.

    3. Re:Futurama by Dachannien · · Score: 3, Funny

      And here I thought dropping an ice cube into the ocean was a really far fetched idea and nobody would take it seriously.

      Narrator: Of course, since the greenhouse gases are still building up, it takes more and more ice each time, thus solving the problem once and for all.
      Susie: But -
      Narrator: Once and for all!!

  5. A Bad Doctor by Adreno · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A bad doctor treats symptoms without addressing the underlying ailment. With China and India (1/3 of the world's population), and other parts of the world booming, the release of greenhouse gasses is only going to accelerate. If we took this money and invested it into researching and implementing green alternatives to our current fossil-fuel infrastructure instead, more progress would be made in the long run.

    1. Re:A Bad Doctor by belmolis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But it is also a bad doctor who treats the underlying cause without treating the symptoms if it will take a long time for the disease to go away and the symptoms are bothersome. Techniques like this should probably be used in conjunction with attempts to eliminate the causes of global warming.

      It isn't as if this is so expensive that no money would be available for other approaches. Sure, $5 billion sounds like a lot, but it is only 0.5% of the what the US has spent on the Iraq War so far.

    2. Re:A Bad Doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A good doctor treats the symptoms as well as the ailment - more so when the ailment itself can't be cured. Quality of life is important.

      This is a plan that could in theory be put into practice tomorrow, partially relieving those symptoms while longer term cures are being put into place.

      While the relatively rich first world has the money to build new infrastructure - to work towards that cure - development takes time, and current alternatives don't have the capacity to meet current energy demands. That *WILL* change, but not for some time. Here in the UK, there's a lot of emphasis on making this change at the moment, but even if we start replacing everything today it will be decades before we can completely phase out our existing coal plants. In the US, it's even worse as your grid needs to be redesigned and rebuilt from scratch to accomadate wind farms and their ilk. No small task.

      The only countries for which this will be 'easy' are those able to tap geothermal reserves.

      For the second and third world these green alternatives are currently too expensive, and will likely remain so until the technology is being produces in such quantities as to be considered a commodity. Even then, the third world will likely be unable to afford anything except used hand-me-downs from the first and second.

      So, what do you do?
      A) Treat the symptoms and buy the time for all of this to happen - affirmative action

      B) Treat the symptoms and forget to treat the ailment - what you think will happen

      Or

      C) Treat the ailment and ignore the symptoms - your suggestion

      For the record, taking action C would also be more expensive financially, as treating those symptoms also reduces the amount of damage inflicted.

      I admire the idealism, but you need to consider the reality of the situation at the same time or you end up making popular, but ultimately bad decisions.

    3. Re:A Bad Doctor by Adreno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh huh... try convincing the public to dedicate such government funding to a scheme that would place 1500, 300-ton boats on open waters. You're now talking about higher frequency of ocean collisions; increased wreckage after damaging storms (and thereby increased maintenance costs all around); the energy expenditure (and CO2 release) required to produce such ships in the first place; and so many other counterproductive scenarios. Copper is being stolen from facilities across the U.S. as prices rise even today - what's to stop someone from going out to salvage an unmanned ship in international waters if it is constructed of materials desired? Our Coast Guard can't even track many drug-runners in the Caribbean, and you want to place 1500 ships on the ocean and cross your fingers that no one touches them? There are many other, more direct paths to solving this global problem, than the construction of a huge fleet of water-spraying ships that *may* increase sunlight reflectivity by a significant amount while likely instigating numerous practical issues in its implementation.

    4. Re:A Bad Doctor by AndyMan1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's Lupus!

    5. Re:A Bad Doctor by GayBliss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're now talking about higher frequency of ocean collisions;

      Do you realize how big the oceans are? The chances of any ship even seeing one of 1500 ships scattered around the globe is practically zero unless they are placed near a port or on shipping lanes. Ships go from one port to another on very specific routes, they don't wander around the oceans. Keep them out of the shipping lanes and nobody will ever see them.

      increased wreckage after damaging storms (and thereby increased maintenance costs all around);

      Negligible

      the energy expenditure (and CO2 release) required to produce such ships in the first place;

      Negligible

      what's to stop someone from going out to salvage an unmanned ship in international waters if it is constructed of materials desired?

      I think ships are made primarily of steel and not copper. It would be a whole lot cheaper and easier to just raid the local junkyard.

      Our Coast Guard can't even track many drug-runners in the Caribbean, and you want to place 1500 ships on the ocean and cross your fingers that no one touches them?

      They could track them very easily if they knew where they were in the first place. I seriously doubt they are just going to let these ships wander around aimlessly through the oceans with no way to find them and identify them except by searching for them. If such a plan were implemented, I'm sure they would know exactly where they are at all times.

      There are many other, more direct paths to solving this global problem,

      Really? This seems like a very cheap and direct solution if it indeed works.

      than the construction of a huge fleet of water-spraying ships that *may* increase sunlight reflectivity by a significant amount while likely instigating numerous practical issues in its implementation.

      If the best experts agree that it might work, it's worth testing on a small scale and see what happens in terms of cloud reflectivity and any adverse effects. It could probably even be tested to some extent without building a single ship.

    6. Re:A Bad Doctor by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, we could always arm the ships with automated weapons systems and IFF and program them to repel boarders who have not entered the proper codes or have the right IFF transponder. GPS tracking systems with silent alarms are another possibility. There are ways to mitigate the risks from pirates (the real at sea kind in this case).

    7. Re:A Bad Doctor by Cairnarvon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are a lot of people saying things like ``if we took this money and instead did x'' every time someone comes up with one of these plans, but at the end of the day, none of that money is actually being spent, neither on this nor on x.
      If we took the money from any of the vastly counterproductive things we waste money on (Iraq being the obvious example) rather than taking it from things that might actually work, we might actually get something done.

  6. Genius by OpenSourced · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.

    At least, after that, the farmers affected with drought, or torrential rains, or whatever, will be able to sue somebody.

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    1. Re:Genius by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pure genius. Take a system you don't really understand, but depend on for living, and drastically modify a variable to see what happens.

      That's exactly what we've been doing for more than a century now.

    2. Re:Genius by CodeBuster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We are already effectively conducting a vast uncontrolled experiment with many uncontrolled or poorly controlled variables by burning fossil fuels and continuing to live as we have been living. If a bad outcome is unavoidable without additional changes then we must at least try to change, even though the results might be unpredictable because what is the alternative?

    3. Re:Genius by toddestan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, at least with this proposal, if it doesn't work out you tell the ships to stop making clouds, the existing clouds will dissipate fairly quickly, and you're basically back to where you started. In that sense, it seems less drastic and risky than other things I have heard thrown about.

  7. Thus by CSMatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    solving the problem once and for all.

    ONCE AND FOR ALL!

  8. There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. by martinw89 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It will be interesting to see if this idea gains more ground, and if there will be a general scientific consensus on this proposal. Personally, I wonder if this method could actually cause MORE problems. But I have absolutely no credentials and nothing to back this up with. So, what will the consensus be?

  9. Ahoy there matey! by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Am I the only one who assumed that these would be pirate ships?

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  10. Lime... by Pedrito · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm kind of fond of the resurrection of the lime idea, in part because it addresses at least 2 problems at once, though I don't know what the economics of it are in comparison to this. In addition to reducing CO2 overall, it also makes the sea more alkaline, which is good for sea life, in particular, coral. A lot of coral has been wiped out because of increased acidity in the ocean (due to, surprise, increased CO2 absorption).

    1. Re:Lime... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah... but what if we fired lime, salt, Grand Marnier, Jose Cuervo, and some ice into the sky?

  11. Re:Being as WATER VAPOR is the #1 greenhouse gas.. by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sometimes, only RTFA can help you.

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  12. US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by polar+red · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the US government gave a few hundred billion dollars to the upper class today, by buying out freddie and fannie ...

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    1. Re:US$2.65 to 5.3 billion is peanuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      How's that giving billions to the upper class again? That's giving trillions in debt to all taxpayers, actually.

      Let's use some round figures to guesstimate.
      1) 1M people get a 1M bailout each. (1MM)
      2) 300M people get a 3.3K debt each. (1MM)

      Now the first 1M people get 1M-3.3K=~996K each.

      That's how the few profit by giving the many debt.

  13. Better idea by Joebert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've got a better idea.
    Lay pipelines from the ocean leading to the desert and spray saltwater over the desert & let nature do the rest of the work.

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    1. Re:Better idea by HeLLFiRe1151 · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean like Death Valley which is below sea level? Which mostly is a prehistoric salt water lake anyways. Stop making sense, it upsets the balance of power for elitists.

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  14. Re:For every action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uh? They're talking about enhancing the reflectivity of low-lying clouds above the oceans, not moving CO2 into the oceans.

    And Newton's Third Law's reaction to spraying salt water into the air is to push your ship a little deeper into the ocean.

  15. She will. by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What if mother nature takes care about the CO2 emissions without us interfering?

    One way or another, she will. But the kick in the balls is, we may not like how she takes care of it.

    1. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isnt water vapor a greenhouse gas? Im guessing after we complete this project we will have to spend 15b on some cleanup of the new mess we have made. And then 90b to clean up the subsequent "fix".

    2. Re:She will. by narcberry · · Score: 2

      Scientists can't predict the climate accurately for the upcoming weekend.

      Washed-up political figures predict the climate in a couple of decades from now and people scream "end of the world"

      I'm sorry guys, the data is not in.

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    3. Re:She will. by RedWizzard · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reality is that all co2 that is stored in oil comes from the athmosphere. Therefore even if we burned all of the oil in all of the earth's crust right now, we'd only recreate the athmospheric situation of the age of the dinosaurs, a time when animals roamed over more regions of the earth than they do today.

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +5. The carbon stored in oil was locked up in plants and animals before it became oil - it wasn't ever all in the atmosphere at the same time. And it didn't suddenly all become oil at the same time either.

      It would be perfectly liveable, and probably even more comfortable, for humans.

      Since that amount of carbon has never been in the atmosphere at once we have no idea what it would be like. It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere. But that's beside the point. The question is not whether increased global temperatures would be liveable or comfortable. The question is whether the economic costs of adapting to the new conditions outweigh the costs of try to reduce or prevent the change.

    4. Re:She will. by joelwyland · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sorry guys, the data is not in.

      The only people who say the data isn't in are the people who haven't looked at the data.

    5. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're wrong about the fish and algae.

      Read here, about algae blooms:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Algal_bloom

      As water heats up, the amount of oxygen it can contain decreases (which is why trout prefer cold/mountain water.) If it gets too warm, then the water may not hold enough oxygen to support life (e.g. fish)
      http://antoine.frostburg.edu/chem/senese/101/solutions/faq/predicting-DO.shtml

      If a lake gets too warm/shallow during summer, it can kill all of the fish in it.

      Note that really large game fish, e.g. tuna, prefer cold, deeper, water than warm water. If you're thinking that "look at all the pretty fish" in warm tropical water means fish do well in warm water, you probably need to rethink your strategy because if the water becomes too warm, they'll die as the reefs do:
      http://articles.latimes.com/2005/oct/25/nation/na-coral25

      Given that your comments about water are completely wrong (and I'm afraid my comments will never be seen since they're anonymous), I'm very afraid for the accuracy of the rest of your comments.

    6. Re:She will. by pushing-robot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Step 1: Turn the ships off.
      Step 2: Wait two weeks for all the water vapor to precipitate.

      Do I get my $15b now?

      Water vapor doesn't stay in the atmosphere for very long at all — maybe a week or two. Other greenhouse gases vary: Ozone lasts a few weeks, methane, about a decade, CO2 and fluorocarbons, close to a century.

      But in each case, "cleanup" is just a matter of waiting. The hard part is stopping production, but in the case of these ships it's as easy as flipping a switch.

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    7. Re:She will. by DeadChobi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with the sibling post. The data is in. I've heard it explained very succinctly by a climate scientist. We know what to expect. We just don't have a plan to fix it that won't cause other major problems. The trouble isn't the problem of global warming, it's the problem of the loss of the polar ice caps, the flooding which will result, the destruction or change of ecosystems, the resultant loss of animal life, and the whole host of problems that that will cause for man.

      Your statement about scientists not being able to predict the climate is an extreme generalization. It's difficult to predict where a particular patch of clouds will be at a particular point in time, but it's not hard to develop a model that closely approximates a number of environmental conditions over the entire Earth and then apply it to make predictions about trends based on current conditions. We have a decent understanding of what's generally going on, how fast energy is being radiated out into space versus how fast its being absorbed, and the factors which affect this. To say that the model isn't a good approximation is to ignore years of good research into the global environment.

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    8. Re:She will. by Tumbleweed · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +5.

      *pft* Hell, I can beat *that*! Just check out some of my comments. I expect an apology.

    9. Re:She will. by jamesh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Therefore even if we burned all of the oil in all of the earth's crust right now, we'd only recreate the athmospheric situation of the age of the dinosaurs

      Not so. Lots of CO2 comes from volcanic sources. For millions of years, Earth has been pumping out CO2 and for those same millions of years, animals and plants have been dying and getting burried underground, effectively maintaining an approximate balance of CO2 in the atmosphere.

      Releasing all the stored CO2 into the atmosphere is going to cause a problem, and some would argue that it is already causing a problem.

      I'm not sure that pumping water vapour into the air is a solution though. As I understand it, water vapour is itself a pretty powerful greenhouse gas...

    10. Re:She will. by RedWizzard · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +5. The carbon stored in oil was locked up in plants and animals before it became oil - it wasn't ever all in the atmosphere at the same time. And it didn't suddenly all become oil at the same time either.

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen modded to +4. The carbon stored in oil was all in the atmosphere at the same time before it became locked up in plants and animals.

      Think. We're talking about the conditions when the oil we're digging up now was formed. The plants and animals it came from didn't appear overnight. It wasn't all carbon in the atmosphere one day, half of it in the biosphere the next. Life has been locking carbon into the crust since it appeared. I.e. the last time all the available carbon was simultaneously in the atmosphere was the end of the Hadean eon 4 billion years ago.

      The suggestion that we can burn all the oil in the crust without regard for the consequences just because that carbon was in the atmosphere 4 billion years ago is moronic in the extreme.

      Since that amount of carbon has never been in the atmosphere at once we have no idea what it would be like.

      It would be like the conditions when life first started.

      The surface temperature then was about 230 degrees C. The atmospheric pressure was high enough to allow liquid water despite the temperature. Does that sound attractive to you?

      It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere.

      Unless you believe in abiotic oil creation, we will not reach Venus scale Atmo.

      That's only true if the sun's output is the same now as it was 3 billion years ago. But it's believed that the sun was 1/3 dimmer then. The fact is that we don't know what it might end up like. We do know it wouldn't be good for us.

    11. Re:She will. by jimdread · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The carbon stored in oil was all in the atmosphere at the same time before it became locked up in plants and animals.

      No, it wasn't all in the atmosphere at the same time. Most of it was in the ocean, same as most of the carbon dioxide is in the ocean now. Isn't this how the scientific theory goes: There was heaps of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere. Primitive plants developed, which absorbed the carbon dioxide, and produced oxygen. This switched the atmosphere over from a mix of carbon dioxide and nitrogen into a mix of oxygen and nitrogen. Therefore, before the plants, the atmosphere had a huge amount more carbon dioxide than it has now.

      And yet, despite the much higher levels of carbon dioxide than we have now, life flourished. Mosses and ferns grew to gigantic sizes in the carbon-dioxide-rich atmosphere. Then they died and got squished and turned into coal and oil. So if anybody tells you that we have to "save the planet" from carbon dioxide, ask them why the planet wasn't destroyed when the carbon dioxide levels were much higher than now. Where did the coal, oil, and all fossil fuels come from? From plants and animals which got their carbon dioxide from the atmosphere and the ocean. Isn't that the standard scientific theory?

      The objection that "it wasn't all in the atmosphere at the same time" is interesting. It implies that back in the olden days, when the coal seams and oil reservoirs were forming, the carbon dioxide was "somewhere else". Where was it then? How did the plants and animals get it into their bodies? Surely it must have been in the ocean or the atmosphere for a plant to absorb it, and from there an animal could eat the plant to get it.

      The objection also implies that if we burn coal, oil, and gas, that all of the carbon dioxide will end up in the atmosphere at the same time. Of course, that won't happen. Think about the carbon dioxide from all the coal people have burned in all of human history. Where is it? Is it all in the atmosphere right now? No it isn't, a lot of it has been absorbed by the ocean, by plants, and by rock formation. Therefore, all the carbon dioxide we've released into the atmosphere isn't all still in there. So it can't all be in there at the same time, can it?

      Secondly, all of the carbon dioxide from all of the oil, gas, and coal won't be in the atmosphere at the same time, because we haven't burned it all yet. We don't even know where all of it is, and of the stuff we do know about, we haven't dug it all up and burned it. There is still heaps left. For example, you may have heard of coal fields with hundreds of years of supply left. If we've got hundreds of years of coal left, obviously all the carbon dioxide won't end up in the atmosphere at the same time, because it's still locked up in the coal, in the ground.

      So what's different about now than in prehistoric times? One difference is that there are much more efficient plants living here. Back when the coal was formed, it was giant moss and suchlike that were dominant plants. Look at moss now, it only grows a few millimetres high. Now we have plants like C4 plants and CAM plants, that can really suck the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. They are best at absorbing carbon dioxide from even very low concentrations, and when it's hot. When carbon dioxide concentrations are high, then even the not-so-efficient C3 plants can easily absorb it.

      Therefore, if we burn the fossil fuels, we should expect to see increased plant growth. If we collect up things like plant fibres and use them for long term things, this will store the carbon from the fossil fuels in a non-atmospheric form. One technique for doing this is to build a house and furniture out of wood. We could grow plantations of trees, which absorb carbon dioxide from the atmosphere. Then we could cut down the trees and use the wood. So if we have plantations of various plants which produce large amounts of carbon-rich fibre, we can harvest the carbon dioxide out of the atmosphere. Pretty simple huh.

      Or we could believe all the doom-and-gloom merchants.

    12. Re:She will. by narcberry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You mean the data that shows both warming and cooling patterns? OMG climate change!!! It may be the next ice age, or it may be unsurvivably hot temperatures, but either way it's big, it's mean, and it's going to get you!

      The only thing that could save us now is a fleet of ships spraying salt water into the air!!!

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    13. Re:She will. by jbengt · · Score: 4, Informative
      IANAAS (I Am Not An Atmospheric Scientist) but from what I recall,

      High CO2 levels and "high" temperatures are not exactly new and will cause 2 effects

      Only 2?

      increase in plant mass due

      Probably, but hard to predict, and different in in some areas than others.

      Antarctica was once lush forest . .

      Sure, when Antartica was near the equator, many, many millions of years ago.

      Less permafrost will allow forests to expand . .

      And release large quantities of methane, which, pound for pound, has a more powerful greenhouse effect than carbon dioxide.

      Likewise the top layer of the ocean will heat up, leading to more algae (and *slightly* more storms), more fish, and more O2 production to countermand CO2 production

      Not at all clear that those will occur. E.g., one of the main ways that nature actually is limiting the carbon dioxide buildup so far is by dissolving carbon dioxide. This changes the PH of the ocean, and affects the marine life. Also, since when does more algae and more fish go hand in hand, and how in the heck does oxygen countermand CO2 production?

      The reality is that all co2 that is stored in oil comes from the athmosphere

      The reality is that all of the carbon came from somewhere (comets, asteroids, volcanoes?) before some of it entered the atmosphere as carbon dioxide, and also that all that carbon locked up in fossil "fuels" may have never been in the atmosphere all at once. It is not at all clear that we would only recreate the past by burning all the fossil fuels. In fact, in eras past (not sure about dinosaur times) Oxygen levels were much greater than they are now.

    14. Re:She will. by Aglassis · · Score: 5, Informative

      How did this comment get modded +5? It didn't once talk about actual timescales or carrying capacity. Do Slashdot moderators really know this little about how the planet will respond to global warming?

      Yes, as the CO2 concentrations increase, plant respiration will become more efficient and some locations will see denser plant growth. But at the same time, some of the most efficient places on Earth for plant life will become converted to grasslands or deserts, releasing their stored carbon by plant decay. And the rapid rise in CO2 will also cause acidification in the oceans which will counteract much of the positive gains in biomass due to temperature rises. But in any case, these numbers are really insignificant. There is about 600 Gt of carbon in all of the biomass on the planet. There is about 760 Gt in the atmosphere. There is about 37,000 Gt dissolved in the oceans. There is about 10,000,000 Gt stored in sediments on the ocean floor. And there is about 40,000,000 Gt stored in limestone.

      Any description of changes in CO2 needs to take into account all three carbon cycles: the organic carbon cycle, the inorganic carbon cycle, and the geochemical carbon cycle. To the climate scientists who have actually done the calculations with knowledge of all three cycles, there is virtually no support that plants and algae are going to have any significant effect. The consensus is that the method that CO2 will eventually be removed is by slow sedimentation. The efficiency of this will be slightly reduced by increased weathering of carbonates and will be almost completely unaffected by the organic carbon cycle. The timescale for optimists is several thousands of years.

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    15. Re:She will. by MacDork · · Score: 5, Informative

      Since that amount of carbon has never been in the atmosphere at once we have no idea what it would be like.

      There have been many times that amount of C in the atmosphere. About 500 million years ago, Earth went through an ice age with CO2 levels 8 to 20 time higher than they are presently.

      The largest sink of carbon on the planet is not organic. It is limestone and dolomite. Those two absolutely dwarf the C locked in fossil fuels. All the fossil fuels on Earth sum up to about 9x10^15 grams. Total mass of C in limestone on the other hand is around 3x10^22grams. Soooo, about 3 million times as much C in limestone as in fossil fuels. Most of that was in the atmosphere. Most of that is now in the ground as a result of plankton and ocean sedimentation.

      It may be enough to tip the atmosphere into a runaway state that would result in a Venus-like atmosphere. But that's beside the point.

      It isn't beside the point... it is one of the stupidest thing you could possibly say. Who fed you that? Just saying something like that damages any credibility you might have. The atmosphere of Venus is 96.5% CO2. The atmosphere of Earth is roughly 380 parts per million (0.038%). In a hundred years of burning fossil fuels non stop, we've witnessed a rise in atmospheric CO2 of about 100ppm (0.01%). In the link above, you'll see that if you burned all the known fossil fuel reserves today, it would add roughly 77% more CO2 to the atmosphere for a total of what.... 0.07%? That's not even close to the Ordovician atmosphere, much less the Venusian.

    16. Re:She will. by greysunrise · · Score: 2, Funny

      These ships do nothing about the levels of carbon dioxide present in the atmosphere! They merely produce more cloud cover to reflect radiant heat back into the atmosphere. The main purpose of these ships is to combat supposed "global warming" by inducing "global cooling". The method will probably work, but do we really want to have the next ice age started by a bunch of autonomous robots. I for one would rather have the next ice age induced by the smoke from my charcoal grill, at least that way I get to enjoy a savory delight.

    17. Re:She will. by Eivind · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The data is very thoroughly in. There's some uncertanity about the finer details, but the basic idea is as valid as it's going to get.

      I don't get the US obsession with ANYTHING other than changing own behaviour. It's not as if you need to live poorly to significantly cut emissions. Sweden, for example, has a living-standard and GDP on the same level as USA, despite actually harsher climate, and their emissions are aproximately HALF of American levels pro capita.

      Hell, some of the changes bring significant ADVANTAGES to standard of living. It's not as if it's a BENEFIT to live in a poorly insulated house where the wind blows trough, more or less. (okay okay, I'm exagerating, but it's a fact that the building-standards are substantially better in Sweden than in the US)

      And it's not as if Sweden couldn't also be doing more with reasonable simple changes.

      It's not infact hard to cut 2/3rds. That is likely to bring significant advantages over the current US-alternative which seems to be pretty close to "do nothing".

    18. Re:She will. by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      water expands when frozen, and 90% of an iceberg is below water... any flooding that occurs isn't going to be of the magnitude most people seem to be expecting

      The ice in Greenland and Antarctica is kilometres thick. It's not in the ocean. When it melts, it will be. Then the sea rises my several metres.

    19. Re:She will. by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Informative

      water expands when frozen, and 90% of an iceberg is below water... any flooding that occurs isn't going to be of the magnitude most people seem to be expecting... the amount of water in the sea will still be the same, just less of it will be frozen...

      Picture a swimming pool with a plank across it. Supported on this plank is 2.9million cubic kilometers of ice. When the ice melts it will run off the plank into the pool and the tiny creatures that live along the water line will have to move. In this analogy, the pool is the World's oceans, the plank is Greenland which is not floating but an island. And the 2.9 million cubic kilometers of ice is 2.9 cubic kilometers of ice. It's not floating at all, it's supported on an island which is nothing more than a high point of land in the middle of an ocean. The melting ice is running down from it now and will continue to do so. The tiny creatures... they's us, I'm afraid,

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    20. Re:She will. by Aglassis · · Score: 3, Informative

      You are correct when you note that the melting of sea ice isn't the primary method that will cause sea levels to rise. In this century, the main reason that sea levels will rise will be due to the thermal expansion of the oceans. But in the next century, it is expected that the melting of the ice cover over Greenland and Antarctica will have a significant effect.

      The main fear over losing sea ice, especially over the North Pole, is that it will reduce the salinity in the oceans and partially disrupt certain thermohaline circulations. The largest worry is that the Gulf Stream will reduce and rapidly cause an extensive regional climate change in northern Europe. Ireland and the UK would be hit the hardest since they have latitudes over 50 degrees.

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    21. Re:She will. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The "water vapor is a greenhouse gas" is one of the arguments of the organizations that employ pseudo-science to deny global warming.

      So water vapour isn't a greenhouse gas now?

      Jesus Christ you guys are just as bad as rabid christians. "deny Global Warming"? Can we get off of that strawman? NO ONE is denying global warming. I mean it is an observable fact just like observing that when visible light from the sun hits the atmosphere it radiates the sky as blue. Get over yourselves, what is and SHOULD be disputed is the cause. Questioning whether it is humanity's fault is not the same as denying global warming. I am sure you rabid environmentalists know this but want to present the other side as stupid as possible instead of using reasoning and logic. Let's see some of the other excuses you guys use when someone actually questions the science:

      - "You are being paid by the oil companies"
      - "You are a Bush neo-con republican"
      - "The science is a FACT, you obviously don't know science"

      Also questioning science is part of the scientific method, it isn't pseudo-science just because you don't agree.

    22. Re:She will. by Bishop+Rook · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So if anybody tells you that we have to "save the planet" from carbon dioxide, ask them why the planet wasn't destroyed when the carbon dioxide levels were much higher than now.

      Oh, the planet will still be here, and it'll still have life. The question is whether we'll still be in that second category.

    23. Re:She will. by slashname3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Take it as given: climate change is happening and has happened in the past.

      The cause for climate change does not matter. It is happening.

      But remember the change is very slow. The changes are going to occur over the next few hundred years. Not next year or even in the next couple of decades. It will be hundreds of years.

      During that time we will adapt. We will build flood walls around key cities. We will move populations where building flood walls does not make sense. We will shift farming to land that can now sustain plants. We will change and adapt to the climate as it shifts. It is a SLOW process and we have lots of time to adapt to it.

      Spending billions of dollars on something that most likely will harm the environment more (has anyone asked how much pollution will be generated to build the industrial base to build all those ships?) is a silly thing to do. It will cost 2 to 3 times the highest estimate anyone throws out there.

      Spend that kind of money to develop economical space capability so we can start mining the moon or asteroids and shipping material back to earth.

      We would be better served doing that than wasting tremendous resources on a project that at best would do little to change things and at worst would damage the environment more than anything else we have done.

  16. Re:Oil by OriginalArlen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oil may have turned the corner, but there are more fossil fuels than that. There are literally hundreds of years' worth of workable coal deposits. What worries me is that atmospheric pollution is a classic tragedy-of-the-commons. So long as there's a sufficiently industrialised civilisation to dig it up and burn it, we're going to be emitting fossil CO2 at, at best, mid-20th century levels for the foreseeable future. Look out Jurassic, here we come. (Oh yeah, and the water-vapour-cloud-seeding-ships idea fails at the first hurdle, namely that (even if it worked, which I seriously doubt as the clouds would be too low in the atmosphere) the whole thing stops working the day the ships do. Dirty coal does at least produce relatively long-lived and high sulphate aerosols. (Now if only there were a cheap simple way to capture the CO2 at the generator site, but still emit the sulphates...) Over the past 20 years, my level of optimism for the future (vis a vis climate change) has followed a curve very similar to the NSIDC sea-ice extent for 2008 (except that my optimism only flat-lined at the point where I couldn't think things could get much worse.)

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  17. Cabinet-level science question by vandelais · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where will the ships get the salt water from?

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  18. Ok, go ahead by thermian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But say goodbye to the Caribbean Islands before you do.

    Millions of tons of sand from the Sahara are carried across the Atlantic and deposited on the Caribbean Islands every year. Start seeding more then the normal amount of clouds in the Atlantic, and you risk blocking this sand transport mechanism.

    If that happens, erosion will soon destroy those Islands.

    Mind you, if these hurricanes continue, they'll cease to be habitable anyway, so it may be they're screwed whatever happens.

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    1. Re:Ok, go ahead by Jorophose · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, considering 1920 to 1970 was a silent period for hurricanes, the increased hurricanes are probably nothing new to mother earth.

  19. Water vapor is a greenhouse gas by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't forget to add to your list... water vapor is a greenhouse gas.

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  20. A desperate measure by AySz88 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree. It's a nice thought experiment, but nobody is going to do this unless we were really, really desperate to change our climate. I hope we don't see this implemented, because it would probably mean that we'd have gotten in trouble of Hollywood-esque proportions.

  21. Salty rain??? by advocate_one · · Score: 2, Interesting

    surely that would kill plants and create another disaster in failing crops...

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  22. Re:First things first. by mean+pun · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Before I could be convinced to vote for a project like that, it would be necessary to show me that carbon dioxide is, in fact, responsible for global warming.

    Actually, this scheme is totally independent of the exact cause or causes of global warming, it is just a way to reduce the impact of one of the causes: the sun.

  23. Re:Absurd. by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is madness.

    THIS ... IS ... SLASHDOT!

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  24. One Idea, Two Exploding Sets Of Heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    So what happens when they find out that these automatic water sprayers suck up an inordinate number of endangered West Java Sea Trouser Trout? I'll pledge $50 for the pay-per-view featuring the Greenies vs the Global Warming Freaks.

  25. Umm... No. Different ship, different tech. by denzacar · · Score: 5, Informative

    You are thinking of Alcyone. A turbosail ship.

    Flettner's rotor ship was quite similar to that.

    Only thing is... neither ship was powered by these "tube sails" alone.
    Both Alcyone's and Buckau (renamed later to Baden Baden) used some other engine to POWER THE SAIL.
    So, it does not go on windpower alone.

    Alcyone was supposedly using about 30% less fuel then conventionally propelled ship of that size... but that is it.
    And Flettner's Buckau was reported as having "less efficient than conventional engines".

    My guess is that whoever is planing on building this "cloud seeder" fleet is probably thinking of combining rotor sails with solar and gasoline/diesel powered engines.
    Which would probably run on gas/diesel most of the time (how much sun are you getting when you are in business of making cloud cover?) - except when the crew is giving interviews to the press.

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  26. Re:conventional windmills instead of Flettner roto by Migraineman · · Score: 2, Informative

    Conventional "windmill" generators need to be mounted on a mast, and need to be pointed into the wind. They're more "generator" than "propulsion system," which is what a Flettner Rotor was designed for. I think this vehicle design is more "futuristic concept" than practical application. A Flettner Rotor generates a force perpendicular to the incident wind compliments of the Magnus Effect. Since the rotor is a vertical cylinder, you don't need to "point" it into the wind. You will, however, need a keel of some sort to push against (like all other sailing ships.)

    The main problem I see is that they intend to turn the rotor using the incident wind. That'll cause all sorts of localized turbulence, and require rather large "buckets" to catch the wind. One thing wind-power proponents consistently (conveniently?) neglect is that the power available from the wind is a function of wind velocity AND intercepted area. Discovery Channel recently ran an episode of their Planet Earth series with a guy in Virginia trying to float wind-harvesting balloons. Aside from the guy apparently having a really poor grasp of aerodynamics, he was completely dumbfounded that his big airship wouldn't rotate in a 10mph wind. They were ecstatic at generating 20W in a 12mph wind, barely turning. The problem involves the teeny tiny rotor vanes on the balloon. They don't intercept enough wind area to generate substantial power, much less overcome the fundamental drag created by the airship frame.

    The Flettner Rotor is a propulsion device. Spin the rotor with a motor, and generate thrust by passing wind over it. If you want to harvest power from the wind, you'd be better off with something that sweeps out a large area. Have a look at a Darrieus Turbine or some of the other Vertical Axis Wind Turbines.

  27. Saharan sand != all of the Caribbean by zooblethorpe · · Score: 3, Informative

    Um, Vieques at least (and the big island of Puerto Rico proper) has an awful lot of nice, solid bedrock forming the bulk of the landmass. I don't think sand transported from the Sahara has much of anything to do with Vieques geology.

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  28. Salty clouds? by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We also don't know what salty clouds will do to the world. All the clouds at the moment have only fresh water. What would happen if the clouds (and rain) became salty? Will all the world's farmland be poisoned slowly?

  29. Re:First things first. by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 3, Informative

    So much more likely that only fringe scientists believe them?

    Carbon Dioxide is the most likely culprit and that is backed up by decades of research and computer simulations.

    Eitherway. Your arugment is dumb beyond explanation. If you accept there is global warming at all then you also have to accept that warming is the result of increased energy in our climate system.

    The 1500 ship solution does one thing and one thing only. It reduces the input energy from the sun by reflecting it back into outer space.

    IF it works as advertised then it would in fact counter every single possible imagineable form of warming by reducing the intensity of the sun.

    Which means if it's caused by farts, carbon dioxide, the earth's core warming, an increase in talk show blowhards or even a decrease in pirates the outcome would still be cooling.

    Unless you're suggesting that other theories are a lot more likely such "God is willing it."

  30. This sounds so ridiculous... by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...I actually RTFA. And I still think it's ridiculous.

    Each of these ships weighs 300 tonnes (which I presume is close enough to a ton for engineering), or 600,000lbs. You're telling me you can build a ship for $5 a pound? I call bullshit. Steel is one of the least expensive materials, and raw steel is running close to $1/lb delivered, with absolutely zero fabrication, zero assembly, zero testing, zero commissioning, and zero operation. There's no way you can build a durable, seagoing ship for $5/lb.

    Second...what powers these things? Oh, sure they use rotating sails. Bullshit. That was scrapped long ago. It has all the drawbacks of powered propulsion (you have to spin them with motors) and all the drawbacks of sails (if there is no wind, you have to propulsion). Every first year aero engineering student learns about these things.

    No, even if the concept works (which is, imho, questionable), I predict it will cost at least an order of magnitude greater than planned. Why not spend the money to advance solar collection techniques and battery/storage technology to avoid both the CO2 problem with fossil fuels, and the inherent limits to fossil fuel usage?

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  31. Wait what? by meist3r · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have we tried all feasible methods already? I don't see any solar panels or wind mills in my neighborhood. OK, go ahead, produce billions of kilowatts of energy to melt steel to make into giant boats that will roam all the oceans to do some ineffective mumbo-jumbo. That way at least it'll be over quickly. Couldn't stand another few millenia with you guys. Sheesh.

  32. Re:What will definitely go wrong? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Well, if you're going down that road, why not take the $5 billion and make a nuclear power plant? You'll generate more electricity, and replace more carbon-from-coal-power.

    Or, maybe, possibly, perhaps, this sort of scheme could result in more cooling than the change in carbon dioxide levels.

    That is what you're after, right? a cooler earth? Not just the imposition of some "low-impact"/minimalist lifestyle/philosophy/aesthetic? Because, well, I kind of appreciate the aesthetic a little, I admit, but... there are more important things to worry about, such as the planet's temperature.

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  33. Newtons 2nd law... by Anonymous+Admin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There is no free lunch.

    Manufacturing 1500, 300 ton ships will generate more pollution than the ships can remove in their lifetime. That is alot of steel, coal, oil(lubricants), and electronics, at the very least.

  34. Dear people of earth by narcberry · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You guys don't trust your expert meteorologist's weather over the next several days. Please stop trusting your politicians about weather over the next several decades.

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  35. Is global warming all bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So we lose Florida and other low sitting coastal areas. The equatorial regions get worse. But suddenly canada and asia are loaded with HUGE amounts of brand new arable land.

    Is it possible that global warming could be a POSITIVE change? Doesn't the global warming scare really just come down to "WE FEAR CHANGE"?

  36. Re:How Much Fuel for those Ships by joelwyland · · Score: 2, Informative

    I wonder if each ship would be able to cancel out its own carbon emissions from Burned Fuel, and of course multiply that by 1500 ships.

    Wow. Not only could you not be bothered to Read The Fucking article... you couldn't even be bothered to Read The Fucking Summary.

  37. Ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Go look up the co2 ppm levels from the dinosaur era(s).

    I won't give you a link (google your own) or you'll dismiss it as biased but levels were roughly 20x higher than today.

    Have fun with your religion, believe anything you want, just don't force your unscientific beliefs down other's throats, please.

    Thanks.

  38. And if it DOES work, who sets the thermostat? by dr2chase · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Cooling the earth for a few billion dollars is chickenfeed. What if some large country (us, China, India, Brazil, just for example) decides that they'd like a little extra cooling? Too bad for Canada, eh? If this (or any similar "cheap" cooling technology) works and is deployed, it will make for some interesting negotiations.

  39. But where by rossdee · · Score: 2, Funny

    would we get a heroine to inspire such a fleet? She would have to be 50% more beautiful than Helen of Troy...

  40. Nonsense. You have not done your homework. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is not "fringe" science. Claiming that it is only shows that you do not know the subject well.

    I posted a whole bunch of links here in the last big discussion of global warming on /. You can go find them if you want, it should not be difficult. Or you can find them yourself on the Internet using Google or some other search engine, in about 10 seconds.

    The NEWS might still be claiming that CO2 is the most likely culprit, but scientists -- even the majority of scientists -- are not. The last guy who made the claim you just did to me shut right the fuck up once he saw the evidence I posted. Again, you can prove it to yourself quite easily. Just go find the links I posted before. Or look it up on Google. Sheesh, even the UN's IPCC committee has retracted their former stance on CO2! You are behind the times.

  41. Re:Much worse by sg_oneill · · Score: 4, Funny

    If she doesn't like it we may have to kill her to save ourselves! :(

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  42. And... by bobbuck · · Score: 2, Insightful
    John Coleman, founder of the Weather Channel or these 31,079 American scientists (including 9,021 PhD's.)

    Rational people like Bjorn Lomborg have done the math and concluded that the money that would be spent reducing carbon dioxide emissions would be better spent elsewhere.

  43. Yet another stupid idea by jandersen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To be fair, I think this is probably just part of a major brainstorming session on how to solve our problems with climate change.

    Personlly I think we now have little alternative but to endure the changes and try to adjust; we might save the situation IF there had been the polical will to make the sacrifices necessary, and IF everybody in the world genuinely saw the need. But we don't. However, it still makes sense to get rid of burning fossil fuels and wasting resources that cannot be replaced - we will need that skill. And it still makes sense to put an effort into saving bio-diversity everywhere on the planet, because we will need every bit of it that we can save.

    But this idea - like the ideas with the space mirrors and spreading particles in the atmospere - is simply stupid. It's like paying off a debt with a loan - it isn't necessarily a bad idea, but before you engage in that, you want to be absolutely sure that it doesn't leave you worse off. I can see a lot of problems with this scheme without even having thought about it: we are spraying salt water up in the air - where is that salt going to end up? Or rather, how big a part of it will end up on land, where it could potentially be a problem?

    And how many sea creatures - fish, jelly fish, dolphins etc - will this scheme kill by shredding them and blasting the up in the atmosphere? If we implement this, we will want it to have significant impact - but then the unintended side effect will most likely also be significant. As far as I can see, we can probably adjust somewhat to the worst of global warming, simply by not living beyond our means.

  44. Re:Global Warming is a Hoax by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Global warming is a hoax.

    And this comes from someone ...

    For the past few months, we even have Global Cooling.

    ... who blatantly fails at distinguishing weather from climate.

    An increase of 0.01% in CO2 is never a problem.

    Ah, we're dealing in absolutes ("never"). Very scientific. And is that an absolute or a relative 0.01% ? It also doesn't take atmospheric pressure into account - 0.01% at 1 atm is different from 0.01% at 2 atm.

    The green house theory only work if only we have significant amount of C02, which is something like 10% or more.

    With 10% CO2 in our atmosphere, our worries about climate are over. Permanently.

    The experiment can be done by any lay person with enough initiative.

    What experiment ?