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The Open Source Humanoid Robot and Its Many Uses

ruphus13 writes with a story about the open-source centric Willow Garage project (last mentioned on Slashdot early last year), which is making progress in creating helpful humanoid robots for household use. From the article: "PR2 is the mobile hardware design for Willow Garage robots, featuring stereo and laser sensors ... Senior citizens are a big part of the target audience that Willow Garage is aiming for. "All industrialized countries are facing aging populations that require assistance and care to remain independent into old age. By 2020 close to 20 percent of the US population will be over 65," the project leaders say. "These numbers are even higher in Western European and Asian countries." Willow Garage is aiming to produce several types of assistive robots." The PR2 robots are capable of performing critical tasks like cleaning rooms and bringing beer from a refrigerator."

93 comments

  1. article WTF? by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The PR2 robots are capable of performing critical tasks like cleaning rooms and bringing beer from a refrigerator."

    (emphasis mine)

    Don't get me wrong, I enjoy several cold ones on a daily basis, but is it fair to qualify the ability of a robot to procure a can of lager from the fridge as a critical task?

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    1. Re:article WTF? by mustafap · · Score: 2, Funny

      >is it fair to qualify the ability of a robot to procure a can of lager from the fridge as a critical task?

      You obviously get out too much. Are you sure you should be reading this site?

      --
      Open Source Drum Kit, LPLC deve board - mjhdesigns.com
    2. Re:article WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you absolutely wanted the estate, or actually needed it ASAP, then maybe you'd buy granny one of the proven "Intoxicator" range of robots, and hope machine-motived binge drinking helps put your ancestry in a critical condition...

    3. Re:article WTF? by Freebirth+Toad · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't get me wrong, I enjoy several cold ones on a daily basis, but is it fair to qualify the ability of a robot to procure a can of lager from the fridge as a critical task?

      The robot will have to analyze the bottle critically so it doesn't mistakenly bring me an ale.

    4. Re:article WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You ARE NOT new here, but you behave as one.

    5. Re:article WTF? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Actually, if they ever get the robots to the point to where you can have a custom made one that looks like the hot chick of your dreams, that will fuck/suck on demand, and never bitch and actually shut up on demand...

      The human race will cease to exist.

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    6. Re:article WTF? by kevintron · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sending a robot into the household makes it much more difficult to predict which tasks will end up defined as "critical" by the people giving it orders. My first reaction to the bit about bringing beer was the same as yours, but it brings up some interesting issues.

      Suppose the robot is cleaning a room when its human orders it to drop everything and go fetch some beer and food. The human is too busy watching the game, or playing bridge or whatever it is humans do, and doesn't know the robot was in the middle of cleaning the toilet. Will the robot realize it needs to sanitize its manipulators before fetching food, even if the human has placed all orders including beer into the "critical" category? This might be an easy decision to program into its code, but only if the designers have considered this possibility.

      Another commenter here said the robot should let you stop taking your prescription meds if you'd rather spend the evening drinking. Your doctor might not want your robot to contribute to your unhealthy behavior. What should the robot obey: yours, or your doctor's orders? Or should it just obey you, but then quietly report your pill-skipping and beer-drinking to your insurance company?

      In many other ways a household helper robot can get complicated to design, compared to designing an industrial robot for the factory floor. This may make it a good candidate for the "many eyes" model of open source design methods.

    7. Re:article WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will there be a meaning in the human race's existence then?

    8. Re:article WTF? by HadouKen24 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If it can bring beer from the refrigerator, it can bring pretty much anything else of similar shape and size.

      I have a great aunt who is currently living alone, but can only manage to do so because she has regular support from family members, and won't be able to manage for much longer. She isn't eating as much as she probably needs because of a lack of appetite. It's becoming more and more difficult for her to get up and walk to the refrigerator to get more food or a relatively calorie rich Slimfast shake.

      A robot capable of bringing her food and diet shakes from the refrigerator would make it much easier for her to ingest the calories she needs. That would help her maintain her health and her independence for substantially longer than she would be able to otherwise. So, yes. The important thing isn't the beer, but the fact that the robot can retrieve items from the refrigerator. This task is very critical for a number of people suffering from disabilities, age-related or not.

    9. Re:article WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will there be a meaning in the human race's existence then?

      No, but is that such a bad thing?

    10. Re:article WTF? by mweather · · Score: 1

      Well, this one can give you a Dutch Rudder.

    11. Re:article WTF? by mweather · · Score: 1

      Beer is chock full of calories. It's liquid bread. Get grandma some Old Guardian Barley Wine.

    12. Re:article WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, if they ever get the robots to the point to where you can have a custom made one that looks like the hot chick of your dreams, that will fuck/suck on demand, and never bitch and actually shut up on demand...

      The human race will cease to exist.

      Leela: She doesn't really love you. She can't. She's just a machine that--

      Bender: [shaking his fist] Stay away from our women! You got metal fever, boy! Metal fever!

      Fry: Well, so what if I love a robot? It's not hurting anybody.

      Hermes: My God! He never took middle school hygiene. He never saw the propaganda film.

      Farnsworth: It's just lucky I keep a copy in the VCR at all times.

      [He presses a button and a film title, I Dated A Robot!, appears on the screen. In the movie a couple sit in a cafe and stare into each other's eyes. A narrator walks into the scene.]

      Narrator: [in movie] Ordinary human dating. It's enjoyable and it serves an important purpose. [He turns the table over and a crying baby appears. He turns it back again.] But when a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment. And that leads to ... tragedy.

    13. Re:article WTF? by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      I think the question of who's orders should it obey, yours or the doctors is pretty obvious. I doubt many people would want robots who 3 times a day tackle them and force feed them pills..

    14. Re:article WTF? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "If it can bring beer from the refrigerator, it can bring pretty much anything else of similar shape and size."

      Who needs a robot for that? Isn't that what a wife/girlfriend are for?

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    15. Re:article WTF? by The+Yuckinator · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    16. Re:article WTF? by sweet_petunias_full_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Sure, but what if the robots are supposed to watch you for terroristic behavior? Do you think you'll be able to stop them from recording your voice and reporting any suspicious commentary back to Skynet Central?

      --
      You can't send a takedown notice to an already printed newspaper.
    17. Re:article WTF? by anotherzeb · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just an idea, but how about:

      1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
      2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
      3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

      so sanitizing manipulators and refusing drink would be covered by the first law as long as the robot knew that not doing it might harm a human being

      --
      Good luck sometimes arrives disguised as bad
    18. Re:article WTF? by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Sure, but what if the robots are supposed to watch you for terroristic behavior? Do you think you'll be able to stop them from recording your voice and reporting any suspicious commentary back to Skynet Central?

      I hope so , otherwise we would all be screwed:

      Using robots the perform a part of the separation of powers ( executive, a legislature, judiciary ) , could lead to a dictatorship , were however programs the robots rules .

    19. Re:article WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A robot capable of bringing her food and diet shakes from the refrigerator would make it much easier for her to ingest the calories she needs. That would help her maintain her health and her independence for substantially longer than she would be able to otherwise. So, yes. The important thing isn't the beer, but the fact that the robot can retrieve items from the refrigerator. This task is very critical for a number of people suffering from disabilities, age-related or not.

      If I myself was in such situation (disability), I would prefer a personal exoskeleton to a robot. It seems so much more versatile.

    20. Re:article WTF? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      I have a great aunt who is currently living alone, but can only manage to do so because she has regular support from family members, and won't be able to manage for much longer. She isn't eating as much as she probably needs because of a lack of appetite. It's becoming more and more difficult for her to get up and walk to the refrigerator to get more food or a relatively calorie rich Slimfast shake.

      A robot capable of bringing her food and diet shakes from the refrigerator would make it much easier for her to ingest the calories she needs. That would help her maintain her health and her independence for substantially longer than she would be able to otherwise. So, yes. The important thing isn't the beer, but the fact that the robot can retrieve items from the refrigerator. This task is very critical for a number of people suffering from disabilities, age-related or not.

      There is a part of me that wonders what the robots will think of keeping blobs of human fat as pets in the near future. There is no way that we'd rebel since that would involve getting off the couch, and we'd shortly depend on those robots to bring us all our food/drinks/entertainment products. Why would we rebel?

    21. Re:article WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of that isn't as hard to do as you may think. Latching onto a programming metaphor, there should already be pre-conditions and post-conditions attached to each function. Anything flagged as food/drug/human handling should have the sanitation requirement. Similarly, the food interaction check, though that would only be as good as the robot's (potentially imperfect) knowledge of what its owner has already eaten that day.

      The ethics questions are, again, more programming decisions rather than anything impossible/hard. I think the hard parts of designing a service robot these days are still mechanical and image-recognition issues.

    22. Re:article WTF? by fugue · · Score: 1

      It is if you're a beer critic.

      --
      "The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has taken place."
    23. Re:article WTF? by mustafap · · Score: 1

      >But when a human dates an artificial mate, there is no purpose. Only enjoyment. And that leads to ... tragedy

      Yep, that's dildos for you. Bastards.

      --
      Open Source Drum Kit, LPLC deve board - mjhdesigns.com
    24. Re:article WTF? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I can think of far more critical tasks for which a robot is suited.

      For instance, some days you just can't get rid of a bomb.

      --
      Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  2. Beer is now critical? by mjuarez · · Score: 1

    The PR2 robots are capable of performing critical tasks like cleaning rooms and bringing beer from a refrigerator.

    Awesome. Didn't know beer is one of a senior's "critical tasks" in order to live. Heck, if it's Starbucks Frappucinno's, I need one NOW, not in 40 years.

  3. open source hardware by networkzombie · · Score: 0

    I was hoping the hardware schematics used no brainer diagrams like Ikea furniture. I wanted to build one today.

  4. Essential Data by Smivs · · Score: 1

    I am fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques....

  5. beer by Iowan41 · · Score: 1

    Now there's a useful robot. Hope it isn't AI and up and joins the WCTU! ;-)

  6. Re:many uses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's open source, so yes.

  7. Re:many uses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's open source, so yes.

    Metaphorically, he'd get it from a proprietry vendor if he didn't want it.

  8. 01101000 01101101 01101101 by thermian · · Score: 5, Funny

    01001001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011

    --
    A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
    1. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by blake182 · · Score: 1

      decode_string = "01001001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011"
      final_string = ""

      composed_char = 0

      for the_char in decode_string:
          if the_char != ' ':
              composed_char <<= 1
              composed_char |= ord(the_char) - ord('0')
          else:
              if composed_char:
                  final_string += chr(composed_char)
                  composed_char = 0

      print final_string

    2. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      01001001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01010111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01010010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01001111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011 00101100 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100011 01101001 01100001 01101100 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101111 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01100010 01101001 01101100 01101001 01110100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110101 01101110 01110100 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110011 01100101 01110010 01110011 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100001 01110010 01101011 01110011 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 00101110 00101110 00101110 00101110 00001010 00001010 01000101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01001100 01101001 01101110 01100101

    3. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by arielCo · · Score: 1

      perl -naF -e 'map { print pack "B8",$_ } @F'
      There, broke it for you.

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      This post contains no rudeness or derision of any kind. All arguments are friendly. Terms and exclusions may apply.
    4. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      decode_string = "01001001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011"

      bytes = decode_string.scan(/[01]+/).map { |bits| bits.to_i(2) }
      puts bytes.pack('C*')

      --
      "The state is that great fiction by which everyone tries to live at the expense of everyone else." - Bastiat
    5. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by skavj_binsk · · Score: 1
    6. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by martinw89 · · Score: 1

      I was about ready to vent at someone who used that meme in this story, but yours made me smile. Thanks!

    7. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by l00sr · · Score: 1

      Whoa, take it easy there, Tolstoy! I think you meant...

      perl -e 'print pack "B*", $_ for @ARGV' 01001001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011

    8. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      #include <stdio.h>
      #include <stdlib.h>

      int main(argc,args)
      char** args;
      {
          fflush(stdout);
          unsigned char c,**s;
          int i;
          c=0; i=0;
          for(s=args+1;*s;s++) {
              printf("Decoding argument no. %d: ",++i);
              unsigned char *t;
              for(t=*s;*t;t++) {
                  if(*t!=' ') { c<<=1; c|=*t-'0';
                  } else { if(c)putc(c,stdout); c=0; }
              }
              if(c)putc(c,stdout);
              putc('\n',stdout);
          }
          putc('\n',stdout);
      }

    9. Re:01101000 01101101 01101101 by Staur · · Score: 1

      And google just got 5000 hits on "binary to ascii".

  9. A couple design suggestions from an old guy.... by BitterOldGUy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It looks like a metallic, 2-year old child, and it has sensors in its hands, eyes and elsewhere that help it navigate its surroundings.

    First of all, not that. It needs to look like a realistic bouncy 18 year old woman. It would also be nice if she/it could change too. That way I don't have to look at the same girl everyday. Change the size of the boobs, length of legs, hair color, race, etc...

    Two, not beer. As I get older it's more like 12 year old Scotch or Bourbon on the rocks. So the robot needs to put ice in the glass and pour scotch over it. Martinis would be nice two.

    Three, it needs to know the interaction of meds with alcohol and to warn me not to take my meds when I'm about to drink. Yes in that order because if I'm so old and decrepit that I need an assisted living robot, there's no fucking point in taking care of my health anyway.

    1. Re:A couple design suggestions from an old guy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      50/50 room temp water instead of ice with the Scotch. Drink Bourbon however you like, its probably better with numbed taste buds anyway.

    2. Re:A couple design suggestions from an old guy.... by mweather · · Score: 1

      I take my scotch with a few drops of water. That's all you need to bring out the hidden flavors. Any more and you're just watering it down. Though if it's Johnny Walker, it probably helps to water it down.

    3. Re:A couple design suggestions from an old guy.... by maxume · · Score: 1

      If you take care of your health, you can drink more later.

      --
      Nerd rage is the funniest rage.
    4. Re:A couple design suggestions from an old guy.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Martinis would be nice two.
      Looks as though you've already had a few of those.

    5. Re:A couple design suggestions from an old guy.... by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 1

      Don't date robots (per the Space Pope).

  10. Sure it fetches your beer by Layth · · Score: 1

    But can it roll you a joint?

    Alcohol is good times, but at an old age I'm pretty sure marijuana becomes medicinal

  11. Lame ... by erlehmann · · Score: 1

    Wake me up when they have a full-scale Tricia Helfer / Sarah Michelle Gellar bot. I assume attending hacker conferences would be kinda different then ...

  12. Willow Garage progress by Animats · · Score: 4, Informative

    Willow Garage has had a few projects. They did an autonomous model boat. They started on a driverless car, but never got very far in that direction. They showed the Stanford PR1 robot at RoboDevelopment two years ago, but their own second generation version is still at the parts-prototyping stage.

    Anybots is probably further along. Take a look at their pictures. I've seen that machine in operation. Balance is automatic, but manipulation and movement are teleoperated.

    1. Re:Willow Garage progress by JuzzFunky · · Score: 1

      I love the idea of open source hardware!! Does anyone know of other open source hardware projects that are worth looking into?

      --
      Unexpect the expected!
  13. Beware, the robot is teleoperated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The robot is being teleoperated in those videos.

    I'm a roboticist; no robot, at the moment, is capable of performing those tasks autonomously.

    1. Re:Beware, the robot is teleoperated by bloody_liberal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The robot is being teleoperated in those videos.

      Certainly that's the case. I think the intention of this project is to create a platform for future research.

      By making it open-source (and hopefully affordable), it has better chances of being accepted as a standard benchmark for the next generation of embodied AI (which, as its name implies, isn't here yet). Think about it as the physics engine, not the game itself...

      Having said that, let's embark on the more interesting discussion of what are the prospects of a robot successfully roaming around our homes. I claim that cleaning is achievable with present-day technology, but more lively interaction with us (humans) around is still far away...

      Your thoughts, AC?

    2. Re:Beware, the robot is teleoperated by RossumsChild · · Score: 2, Informative

      Two thoughts.

      1) Just because a video displays something beyond the perceived state of the art doesn't mean it isn't real. I know plenty of people that couldn't fathom the BigDog videos the first time they saw them.

      I've worked in the personal robotics industry as well, and I agree with you: much of that footage must be teleoperated. Some of the tasks (feeding someone, selecting a beer from the fridge) might be autonomous behaviours but the overall combination is unlikely--it would be equivalent to someone breaking the sound barrier before the advent of the jet engine.

      Still, just because you work in the industry and it doesn't seem possible doesn't mean you shouldn't CYA with some pretty serious qualifiers.

      2) Please, please, please stop spreading the use of the word Roboticist. People who work with electronics aren't Electronicists. People who fix cars aren't Mechanicists. The guys behind the Manhattan Project weren't Atomicists. Call yourself a robotics engineer. If that's too many syllables for you call yourself a robot designer. If you can't be bothered to say five syllables. . .try swallowing chunks of your pride until you can. Computer scientists and Software Engineers do it every day. Hell, Electrical Engineers have seven to spit out and they still manage.

      "Roboticist" just sounds like a term a 2nd grader would come up with while writing a short story for a sci-fi competition.

    3. Re:Beware, the robot is teleoperated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Simple activities such as cleaning/mowing your lawn are surely within reach of technology and the main problem is the economy of the product (it has to be cheap).

      We will have to wait for "more lively interaction" with humans, but in the very immediate future we will have "deadly" interaction (as it turns out, it is much easier to create a robot to kill people than to help them). For now, all drones have a human in the loop, but that is more for ethical/political reasons than a limitation of the technology.

    4. Re:Beware, the robot is teleoperated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toyota's Partner Robot project seems to have done some of that autonomously (?)

    5. Re:Beware, the robot is teleoperated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Physicist? Chemist? The -ist suffix is valid. I'm pretty sure Asimov used "Roboticist" in his books, and he was hardly a 2nd grader at the time.

  14. To paraphrase ... by erlehmann · · Score: 2, Funny

    No glowing spine.
    Less boobs than Tricia Helfer.
    Lame.

    1. Re:To paraphrase ... by rossifer · · Score: 1

      Less boobs than Tricia Helfer.

      Tricia Helfer has "less boobs" than Tricia Helfer. I just hate it when it's obvious.

  15. Depressed robot by suck_burners_rice · · Score: 1

    I think what the world really needs is a super duper depressed humanoid robot. And I think his name should be Marvin.

    --
    McCain/Palin '08. Now THAT's hope and change!
  16. Better idea by asCii88 · · Score: 0

    Not only population is growing old, also chinese are being born ala Fibonacci.
    Wisely taking advantage of the chinese's body contexture, we could just harmlessly squeeze them into a robot.
    Now, that's a humanoid.

    1. Re:Better idea by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      The Chinese are getting old too. And because of some stupid social engineering experiment they don't have a younger generation coming through. In a few years they are going to be in more trouble than anyone because of this.

    2. Re:Better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. They will just have to clean their own toilets and change their own diapers. When they get really old (like 75+) then the slightly less old (those around ~55-60) can make extra cash caring for the really old ones.

      They could have warehouses filled with bunkbeds all stacked with the really old ones while the less old shuffle around changing their bed pans and getting them their medicine. Eventually all the oldies will die off and the problem will be solved.

      Not saying that a solution like that would fly in Japan, but I am sure that in China it would be readily accepted and enforced by the gov't.

  17. Finally! by Vertana · · Score: 1

    No more trips to the bathroom! No more trips to the fridge! I can now die comfortably from my bed or chair with no worries and rest assured that after I'm dead... my wife can still get her beer from the fridge thanks to a 'bot. Thanks :)

    --
    "The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8m/sec^2" -Marcus Dolengo
  18. Re:Now isn't the time for metaphores. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nice one

  19. Obligatory Robot Chicken quote by blake182 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Can you f*** it?"

  20. You know you thought the same thing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, am waiting for my sexy pleasure-bot.

  21. C3PO?! by greymond · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "They're not C3PO at this stage of their development..."

    Who cares about that stupid bot, give me an R2 unit that can get up stairs and I'll be super happy.

    1. Re:C3PO?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      R2 units might be able to climb stairs slowly (I'm not big on their hypothetical capabilities), but we do know that they have jets. Here's a jet-jumping robot in action

  22. Arling and Cameron by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

    No, i don't care for your metal looks
    I don't care for your bleeps and bloops
    Go away why don't you just shut off
    Your pretty smile
    Digital dial
    I hate your every bolt and screw
    I don't like anything about you

    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)

    Yes, everyday i've been thinking 'bout you
    In my dreams, we've been making out
    Isn't that what human life's about
    (No)
    My circuitry comes off the scale
    Baby, got the hots for you
    My index sent a shock right through
    My body needs you
    My body needs you

    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)
    You're a dirty robot
    (I'm a dirty robot)

    You're a dirty robot
    You're a dirty robot
    You're a dirty robot
    You're a dir-dir-dirty robot

    I'm a dirty robot
    I'm a dirty robot
    I'm a dirty robot
    I'm a dirty robot

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  23. Cool tech; but damn creepy looking.. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    Take a look and imagine the following delivered in an even, calm, ever so slightly lisping child's voice: "Dear, dear user, I want to help you, when you are old and frail. Do not fear, I am programmed to assist you."

    1. Re:Cool tech; but damn creepy looking.. by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the irony is, it is the very fact that you are trying to make it more humanoid that makes it creepy. hell, people get creeped out by other humans that seem just a little bit odd. why anyone would think this is a good idea puzzles me. i think assistive robotics would get better acceptance if they'd avoid the 'can't sleep, clown will eat me' factor.

    2. Re:Cool tech; but damn creepy looking.. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      "We're from the uncanny valley and we're here to help."

    3. Re:Cool tech; but damn creepy looking.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, the whole robot child idea needs to go. I think most people would be more likely to trust a robot that looks like a robot, not like a retarded skeletal 6-year old.

    4. Re:Cool tech; but damn creepy looking.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it looks humanoid at least you won't lacerate yourself if you come into contact with it...that and a non-skin robot would be more like a walking skeleton

    5. Re:Cool tech; but damn creepy looking.. by AlexCGilliland · · Score: 1

      no, its not creepy, see it in action here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eFLM42FIMA

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  24. In Python... by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

    decode_string = "01001001 00100000 01100110 01101111 01110010 00100000 01101111 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 01101100 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01110000 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01100011 01100101 00100000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 01101100 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011"

    print ''.join(chr(int(b, 2)) for b in decode_string.split())

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  25. Re:Beware, the robot is teleoperated [video] by legutierr · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://personalrobotics.stanford.edu/ OK, so it's not autonomous, but it's cool as hell nonetheless.

  26. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I for one welcome our open source robot overlords"

  27. Oh no! by Layth · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lucy Liu bot is stuck in an infinite loop, and fry's an idiot!

    "You're cute!"
    "No you're cute!"
    "No, you're cute!"

  28. At the risk of getting modded troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like to submit that there are at least a few *ahem* household tasks that I deem quite critical that this robot is, shall we say, ill equipped to perform.

  29. An interview link about willow garage by kesuki · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://getrobo.typepad.com/getrobo/2008/08/interviewing-br.html

    in case it gets /.ed full text below.

    "Interviewing Brian Gerkey at Willow Garage

    I normally write about robots in Japan on this blog but today I am going to write about a robot that is being developed in the U.S. This is because I had the chance to interview Brian P. Gerkey, Research Scientist at Willow Garage, for the Japanese GetRobo Blog, and I felt it important for me to report this in English too at this time of era.

    Willow Garage is a privately-funded research lab in California which is developing a hardware and software platform for Personal Robots - robots that do tasks for humans in everyday lives. The company is unique in that it has enough resources to "indefinitely" maintain a lab of 60 researchers without making any profit. The goal of the company is to make a positive and big impact in the robotics community by fully utilizing the open source development process.

    The hardware platform is called PR2 and the software team at Willow Garage is developing the Robot Operating System (ROS) for PR2, a modular software system designed to facilitate code reuse throughout the robotics community. Brian is on the team developing ROS (led by Morgan Quigley at Stanford University) and is also the lead in developing all the applications that sit on top of ROS. Brian is well-known as the founder of The Player Project which he will explain about during the interview.

    The following is an edited version of the interview with Brian (photographed below).

    Gerkey_2 GetRobo: How did you get to join Willow Garage?

    Brian: I was at SRI doing various kinds of robotics research. I had been there for 2 and a half years and was perfectly happy and wasn't particularly looking for another opportunity. But Eric Berger at Willow Garage whom I knew from Stanford contacted me and asked whether I was interested in joining. I was a bit wary at first since it is an unusual place. And I took a little bit of convincing to be sure.

    GetRobo: What were you wary about?

    Brian: One aspect of it is that I wanted to understand what the motivations were in particular of Scott and Steve, meaning that they're running the organization so I wanted to understand what their motivations were in what they were doing. Because I'm used to places like universities where the motivation is to do science, and to do research you have to go out and get contracts to support it. Then there are places like SRI where you do science but the goal there is to get clients. And in a fully industrial setting the goal is to get clients by selling products or services. Willow Garage doesn't fit into any of those categories, so I just wanted to understand why it was that they were doing what they were doing. And eventually they came to convince me that the idea is to take this long runway approach in developing technologies by putting significant resources into a focused topic in a way that allows you to spend years working on it to get to a point where business opportunities present themselves. So we are neither living off day-to-day contract income as like a place like SRI would nor are we trying desperately to get a marketable product out the door in order to satisfy our venture capital investors like a normal startup would operate.

    GetRobo: What is your role at Willow Garage?

    Brian: My role is software lead for the PR2. Morgan at Stanford is the lead on ROS which is the underlying infrastructure that we are building on, and I'm the lead here in developing all the applications that sit on the top of ROS. And that involves everything from designing the architecture of the software that we are building to the determination of the development policy since we have a lot of people writing the software. We have things like testing infrastructure and coding guidelines - not all of it are my favorite things to do, but important things for a professional softw

    1. Re:An interview link about willow garage by Animats · · Score: 1

      The company is unique in that it has enough resources to "indefinitely" maintain a lab of 60 researchers without making any profit.

      Now that's promising. The big lesson of the DARPA Grand Challenge is that mobile robotics takes about 10x the resources that typical academic groups had previously been applying to the problem, and with sufficient resources, the problems start to yield. Previous automatic driving efforts had been a professor and a few grad students. Once the efforts were scaled up to NASCAR team size, things started to work.

  30. Android by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    Humanoid + robot = android.

    (Or to be precise, man shaped)

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  31. A humanoid robot and its many uses. . . by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

    Am I really the only person for whom the first thought was "Sexbot?"

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  32. Go stand by the stairs... by bill_kress · · Score: 1

    Every article I read these days seems like a joke.

    Aren't old people supposed to be terrified of robots? Now the robots are bringing them beer!

    Don't trust the pusher robot!

    http://lazur.com/the-terrible-secret-of-space