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Ubuntu 9 Is Jaunty Jackalope, Coming Next April

mr_3ntropy writes "Ars is reporting Mark Shuttleworth announced today that Ubuntu 9.04 will be called Jaunty Jackalope, to be released next April. It will focus on improving boot times and the convergence of desktop and web. The 8.10 release, Intrepid Ibex, is coming next month with GNOME 2.24 and will include better support for subnotebooks."

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  1. Why is this important? by yohanes · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's just a name.

    1. Re:Why is this important? by Shadow_139 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then way is "Ubuntu Satanic edition" Banned from Distrowatch?
      http://ubuntusatanic.org/news/

    2. Re:Why is this important? by martinw89 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because Ubuntu Christian Edition damned them off Distrowatch?

    3. Re:Why is this important? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because the name is juvenile flamebait? The creator of the distro isn't a Satanist, and neither are the posters on his board. The only reason to name it thusly is to irritate a group of people pointlessly. Yeah, yeah Freedom of Speach, yada yada. It doesn't mean that Distro Watch has to give a crap about your distro either.

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    4. Re:Why is this important? by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because the name is juvenile flamebait? The creator of the distro isn't a Satanist, and neither are the posters on his board. The only reason to name it thusly is to irritate a group of people pointlessly

      Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't that the whole point of satanism? I was under the impression that satanism (as told by Anton LaVey)was the father of flamebait, something to do with getting your message heard through scandal and gossip? That the group doesn't necessarily follow satanism doesn't make the goal any less satanic; I know plenty of people associated with other religons that don't follow said religon, hell (no pun intended) most people aren't aware of anything beyond the basic tenants of their faith (at least with regard to said faith). I don't know about this banning or why it happened, but if it's because of what you suggest the argument seems pretty weak.

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    5. Re:Why is this important? by tokul · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Freedom of Speech only applies with respect to the Government, not private entities.

      Rephrasing T.Jefferson. Private entities are free to ignore other religions.

      You have the right to speak. Others have the right not to listen.

  2. I agree.. but... by sleeponthemic · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hard for new people to take it seriously as an OS when the naming scheme is that out there.

    Stick to product numbers, futuristic ones are the best. For example: Ubuntu 2000. Fucking genius hitech name for the future. Have that name for free. I'm too busy trademarking "hurricane computing".

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    1. Re:I agree.. but... by geminidomino · · Score: 3, Funny

      Stick to product numbers, futuristic ones are the best. For example: Ubuntu 2000. Fucking genius hitech name for the future.

      Hate to tell you this, but 2000 isn't the future anymore. We just got body cavity searches to buy a cup of coffee instead of jetpacks.

    2. Re:I agree.. but... by Blimey85 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have you never visited Bash? It's proof that you don't need to be a genius to use IRC.

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    3. Re:I agree.. but... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hate to tell you this, but 2000 isn't the future anymore. We just got body cavity searches to buy a cup of coffee instead of jetpacks.

      That would be Ubuntu 1984.

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  3. Jackalope? by torstenvl · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Aren't Ubuntu releases usually named after animals that actually exist?

    1. Re:Jackalope? by bonkeydcow · · Score: 5, Funny

      They do exist! I have seen the postcards.

    2. Re:Jackalope? by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

      Liar. Python doesn't do references. Use a list.

    3. Re:Jackalope? by athakur999 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sassy Sasquatch?
      Cheeky Chucacabra?
      Moody Manbearpig?

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  4. Guessing the new name is fun... by MindKata · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not sure about "Intrepid $animal". As for Jaunty Jackalope?, what a name ... I was hoping for a Jucy Jezabel. Oh well, at least they are going for Intrepid Ibex. My best guess was Incontinent Iguana. So what next?, Kinky Hangaroo and Lopsided Lobster?

    Oh well, trying to guess the new name is making waiting for each update more fun. Maybe Microsoft should try using names. I guess they could try to be different and start with Zoosporangium Zebra and work backwards.

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    1. Re:Guessing the new name is fun... by WDot · · Score: 3, Funny

      I was hoping for Jazzy $animal. I know what Jaunty means, but when hearing the sound of the word I think "jaundice." When I hear jazzy I think "awesome."

    2. Re:Guessing the new name is fun... by SeePage87 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I guess they could try to be different and start with Zoosporangium Zebra and work backwards.

      How is that different? Seems like Microsoft has been working backwards for quite some time now.

    3. Re:Guessing the new name is fun... by snoyberg · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Why does everyone assume the Z will be Zebra? What about the Zorillas?

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    4. Re:Guessing the new name is fun... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not sure about "Intrepid $animal". As for Jaunty Jackalope?, what a name ... I was hoping for a Jucy Jezabel. Oh well, at least they are going for Intrepid Ibex. My best guess was Incontinent Iguana. So what next?, Kinky Hangaroo and Lopsided Lobster?

      I think the theme should go beyond just "adjective + animal starting with the same letter". There should be a theme in the adjectives, and Kinky Kangaroo should be the basis.

      Kinky Kangaroo
      Lecherous Lobster
      Masturbating Mongoose
      Naughty Naked Mole Rat
      Orgasmic Orangutan
      Penetrating Porpoise
      Queer Quail
      Randy Rabbit

      And so on. Now doesn't that kind of thematic continuity speak to quality and professionalism? People say the Ubuntu names are holding it back because they sound childish and nobody outside us geeks could recognize them. But when you say "I have Naughty Naked Mole Rat on my laptop!", people will instantly know that's the follow-on to the successful Masturbating Mongoose.

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  5. What I want to know is by 3p1ph4ny · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...what the hell are they going to do after 26 releases?

    As far as I know, there's only three animals that start with "aa", and no adjectives. Unless they're going to roll over to just "a" again, which would be lame (but more practical).

    1. Re:What I want to know is by Azaril · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Im a fan of Ubuntu, but if its still running in 2017 in its current format without being replaced at the top, I'd be really worried about the lack of competition in the free software movement.

    2. Re:What I want to know is by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...what the hell are they going to do after 26 releases?

      I lay awake in bed at night wondering the same thing, cold sweat running down my face as I count down the seconds until the release of Ubuntu 17.10. Then I consider that the world is becoming increasingly unstable and fractured and I realise that there's a good chance the human race will destroy itself in a fiery hellstorm of nuclear war long before then. With this thought comes overwhelming relief and I cry myself to sleep with tears of joy that I will never have to face the terrible reality of knowing what comes after Zesty Zebra.

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    3. Re:What I want to know is by lolocaust · · Score: 5, Informative

      17 represents the year 2017. 2017-2004=13, because the original release was in 2004. 13x2=26, because releases are every 6 months, i.e. twice a year.

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    4. Re:What I want to know is by scubamage · · Score: 5, Funny

      Without a reboot, no less.

    5. Re:What I want to know is by daenris · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hopefully they'd limit themselves to grammatically correct choices. So, no to that.

    6. Re:What I want to know is by mollymoo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I lay awake in bed at night wondering the same thing, cold sweat running down my face as I count down the seconds until the release of Ubuntu 17.10. Then I consider that the world is becoming increasingly unstable and fractured and I realise that there's a good chance the human race will destroy itself in a fiery hellstorm of nuclear war long before then.

      Nuclear war? We're all gonna die tomorrow when we get turned to strangelets by the LHC. I've withdrawn all my savings and will be blowing the lot on hookers and cocaine tonight. That's what I do every Tuesday and I won't let the end of the world spoil my fun!

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    7. Re:What I want to know is by Centurix · · Score: 5, Funny

      [ucking [ruitbats

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    8. Re:What I want to know is by mhall119 · · Score: 3, Informative

      But that's like, what, 5 releases?

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    9. Re:What I want to know is by mhall119 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, Ubuntu never had an A, B or C named release, they started alphabetical order with Dapper Drake. They've also already used W (Warty Warthog) and repeated H (Hoary Hedgehog and Hardy Heron).

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    10. Re:What I want to know is by temcat · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would start with A again, and call the new release simply Animal Adjective.

    11. Re:What I want to know is by MrFlannel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Only LTS releases will get point releases, but they're not really "releases" just refreshes of the ISOs, it's nothing meaningful as far as installed systems are concerned (I guess it's useful for setting milestone goals or something, but that's not technical). They take the updated packages, throw them on the CD so you don't have to download as many updates after you install.
      Having an installed system that you updated completely the day the images were released* would leave you with the same system.

      And while we're being thorough they're offset by three months, so January an August.

      See http://www.markshuttleworth.com/archives/146 for more information (including fancy pictures).

      * It's likely a day or two before release, whenever the images are created, yadda yadda.

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    12. Re:What I want to know is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Anal Ass

      you mean, Difficult Donkey?

    13. Re:What I want to know is by wanderingknight · · Score: 4, Funny

      Until 2037, then?

  6. The translation of this name by martinw89 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In the PyWeek IRC room, one person found the translation for this name:

    "I'm so rich I've gone to space so I can name this whatever the fuck I feel like."

  7. Re:What happened to "I"? by somersault · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you'd bravely soldiered on to the third sentence of the summary (don't strain yourself now, remember to take a 5 minute break in between sentences), you would have found out!

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  8. Speed is important... by Blice · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm glad they're finally going to put some attention on boot time and speed. I'm a big fan of getting your boot times down, mine is 8 seconds (brag brag...).

    But when I see Ubuntu and it boots slower than XP and... Well, feels slower than XP, I have to facepalm. Linux is supposed to be the faster one, it's supposed to be the one where you can say "Man, you use XP? It's so slow! Use Linux!", but with Ubuntu you can't really say that. Not that it's Ubuntu's fault, I put the blame on Gnome. The Gnome desktop is bulky and slow, your *panel* shouldn't be using CPU cycles constantly, or the amount of memory gnome-panel uses. There's alternatives for sure (And I'm not talking about KDE, it's almost as bad.), but you have to piece it together yourself because it isn't a single DE. I.E, Openbox WM, pypanel or bmpanel or lxpanel or lbpanel or one of those (I prefer pypanel and bmpanel), pcmanfm filenavigator (Can also set icons on the desktop and manage wallpapers), and on and on. There's tons of lightweight programs out there with the same abilities, just not packaged neatly together. But people are trying! Just have a look at crunchbang linux and DEs like lxde. Using this stuff, you can get that old 550mhz thinkpad you have in your closet up and running again, webbrowsing and e-mailing at lightning speeds. THIS, to me, is what Linux should represent. Not the slow bulky thing you have to buy a new computer for!

    But about the other things with the new Ubuntu release, polishlinux has a great review of what Ubuntu alpha looks like right now, and what we can expect from it here.

    Looks like nautilus is finally getting tabs, although the lighter pcmanfm has had tabs for awhile. I'm really excited about is improvements with the network manager and with xorg... Two places that really need improvement. Seems like wireless support improves with each release, and I hope it continues on that awesome path. And it seems that the kernel 2.6.27 will be out in time for this release! It's already on rc5, and most kernels don't go past rc10 before release (And they're releasing an rc once a week, or about once a week).

    It's all very exciting, but again the one thing I hope for more than anything else is speed and bloat! Keep Linux the OS that you say "You don't even have to get a new computer for it. It's fast, unlike Vista/XP/OSX/Everythingever", please please please

  9. Re:What about Ubuntu 10.10 by bonkeydcow · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have heard of monkeys, but what is this Mastubrating [sic] you speak of?

  10. Ubuntu's marketing department by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 4, Funny

    must have nixed "Jaunty Jackass". :(

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  11. Annual release naming by tepples · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're doing almost exactly one release per year, it's actually not at all bad as a naming convention.

    At least it works for EA's Madden NFL product.

  12. Re:What about Ubuntu 10.10 by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

    Give him a break, he was typing with one hand.

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  13. Ubuntu/PPC Community Needed by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Canonical, the corporation that owns the Ubuntu distro (ie, Red Hat Inc's and Microsoft's direct competitor), has dropped official support of PowerPC from its work. Which means that PPC architecture versions of Ubuntu are falling behind, even to the point where the kernel in the latest releases cannot boot on PPC machines. PPC isn't just old Macs and powerful dedicated workstations. It's also the main core in many supercomputers, lots of embedded CPU devices, and the Sony PS3. Those machines need more active work to keep Ubuntu working on them.

    But PPC is still supported as part of the Ubuntu project as a community effort, which is what Open Source is all about. If you've got some spare cycles, or even better some independently developed PPC code, to help Ubuntu keep running on the PowerPC architecture, please join the people supporting the community distro.

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