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Biologist (Almost) Creates Artificial Life

Aditya Malik writes "Wired has an interesting story up about how a lab led by Jack Szostak, a molecular biologist at Harvard Medical School, is building 'protocells' from artificial molecules which are very close to satisfying the conditions for being 'alive.' 'Szostak's protocells are built from fatty molecules that can trap bits of nucleic acids that contain the source code for replication. Combined with a process that harnesses external energy from the sun or chemical reactions, they could form a self-replicating, evolving system that satisfies the conditions of life, but isn't anything like life on earth now, but might represent life as it began or could exist elsewhere in the universe.' This obviously raises some questions about creationism, not to mention some scary bio-research-gone-wild scenarios."

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  1. Self Replicating? by NoobixCube · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know they aren't really Von Neuman machines, but that phrase always puts me in mind of a replicator apocalypse...

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    1. Re:Self Replicating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      All organisms self replicate. Just because something is lab-made doesn't mean it would magically not be subject to evolutionary forces.

      I.E if these little fellas were to multiply explosively, there would be a resulting population explosions of protocell eating amoebas, and an amoeba eating shrimp, and a shrimp eating whale, and finally Norwegians.

    2. Re:Self Replicating? by zunicron · · Score: 5, Funny

      Strong evidence? Jurassic Park doesn't count as evidence.

    3. Re:Self Replicating? by Everyone+Is+Seth · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, there goes about 99% of all the scientific "research" I have done in my life...

    4. Re:Self Replicating? by JohhnyTHM · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...you only get that once your cells import glucose and your mitochondria turn it into ATP.

      Wow, I have mitochondria now? I just ticked 'Religion: Jedi' as a joke on that questionaire.

      Oh, wait...

  2. Re:No, sorry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Life or not, I for one will not be welcoming our fatty molecule overlords.

  3. Questions about Creationism? by thefolkmetal · · Score: 5, Funny

    That seems slightly ironic in this particular case, simply because these protocells were "created" by this Jack fellow. I don't believe in Jack.

    1. Re:Questions about Creationism? by the_humeister · · Score: 4, Funny

      But Jack believes in you. We should all be grateful for his holiness, Jack. I pray to Jack every night and sometimes wonder if He hears my prayers? Well, Jack works in mysterious ways...

    2. Re:Questions about Creationism? by jgarra23 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do you ever tell Jack off?

    3. Re:Questions about Creationism? by nawcom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey! at least Jack has a damn answering machine. Way better than the 20 something other gods and goddesses out there who won't even effectively manage all of the prayers... I'd rather burn for eternity rather than serving some person who is out of date by a good amount of decades when it comes to telecommunications.

    4. Re:Questions about Creationism? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

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    5. Re:Questions about Creationism? by glittalogik · · Score: 4, Funny

      Did you mean my uncle Jack? Because I once helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

  4. Let me guess... by not+already+in+use · · Score: 4, Funny

    He tried to create a phallic looking creature.

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  5. Do you hear that, sonny? by jcwayne · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's the sound of 100,000 /.ers trying to come up with the perfect obscure movie reference. We'd better get out of here before it gets ugly.

    Too late...

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  6. Church of the White Coat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shortly after their creation the cells formed a new religion declaring their white coated man God. Also that their world/petri dish was in fact flat and that on Sunday their God did in fact rest/got drunk and watched football.

  7. Re:Higgs Again by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?"

    - Sideshow Bob.

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  8. I have one of these by gregbot9000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Combined with a process that harnesses external energy from the sun or chemical reactions, they could form a self-replicating, evolving system

    It's called a Lava Lamp.

  9. Umm. What? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why does this raise any questions about creationism? To the best of my knowledge, there are essentially no creationists who argue that life was created by humans or any other intelligent organisms(unless they are squirming around on the stand, trying to avoid the establishment clause). And nothing in any current evolutionary hypothesis precludes artificially constructed organisms any more than they preclude artificially constructed computers and hammers. The fact that we can, almost, produce simple organism analogs doesn't mean anything one way or the other, though I suspect that it will be a very convenient mechanism for exploring the capabilities of (relatively) low complexity structures, and will provide the opportunity to do evolutionary experiments from well defined baselines.

    As for the bioresearch gone wild scenarios: all advances in knowledge create the potential for trouble; but I suspect that it will be quite some time before any synthetic organism becomes much of a threat. The world outside is an incredible hostile place, crawling with microbes that have been slitting each others' throats in innumerable horrid ways for millennia. The interaction will be something like this:

    [Synthetic wimp organism]:"Hi, I'm synthetic."
    [Hardbitten wild bacterium]:"I fucking killed my own family over a nanogram of glucose."
    [SWO]:*gulp*
    [HWB]:"Hey, look, one of the thousands of antibiotic compounds secreted by fungi as part of the brutal chemical war of all against all."
    [SWO]:*Dies horribly*

  10. Re:So, this is what God must feel like by glittalogik · · Score: 2, Funny

    What, Canadian? Yeah, we knew that already, eh?

  11. Re:Interesting work by draco664 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Male and female humans can rarely interact successfully (or at least satisfactorily).

    Oh boy, are you doing it wrong!

  12. Biologist (Almost) Creates Artificial Life by pitchpipe · · Score: 4, Funny

    Speaking of self replicating, I had sex last night with a supermodel (almost). Well, I guess that depends on what is meant by almost. Also, the definition of supermodel might be relevant here 8^)

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    1. Re:Biologist (Almost) Creates Artificial Life by seededfury · · Score: 2, Funny

      "I had sex last night with a supermodel (almost)."

      almost..... shes not really a supermodel until you drink the whole keg.

    2. Re:Biologist (Almost) Creates Artificial Life by CarlosM7 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I guess anybody is a supermodel compared to this.

  13. Re:Get your own dirt! by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Funny

    In summary, that joke makes God look like the asshole parents who try and win races against their 5 year old children. It's not a flattering image.

    Hey, I try to win races against my 5 year old child all the time. I almost won the other day.

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  14. Re:No, sorry by marafa · · Score: 1, Funny

    AND have a soul. can a molecular biologist create a soul?

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  15. God Wins Law by Mesa+MIke · · Score: 2, Funny

    "As a Slashdot discussion on any scientific topic grows longer, the probability of it devolving into creationist-bashing fest approaches one."

  16. Re:Created life vs evolved life? by speculatrix · · Score: 5, Funny

    vote it into office?