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Verizon Tech Accused Of Making $220K In Sex Calls On User Lines

Joseph Vaccarelli, a former Verizon Technician, has been charged with racking up $220,000 in phone-sex calls by tapping into the land lines of nearly 950 customers. Authorities say that he made approximately 5,000 calls, resulting in 45,000 minutes of call time. Verizon estimated that out of a 40-week period, Vaccarelli spent 15 weeks talking on sex lines. How in the world do you have this much phone sex, period, but especially at work, and not have anyone notice?

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  1. You can have that much... by Sinryc · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can have that much by either being very very good, or very very bad at it.

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    1. Re:You can have that much... by MrNaz · · Score: 4, Funny

      How in the world do you have this much phone sex, period, but especially at work, and not have anyone notice?

      He told his boss that he was only going to take a 0.002 hour break.

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    2. Re:You can have that much... by __aavonx8281 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "How in the world do you have this much phone sex, period, but especially at work, and not have anyone notice?"

      Lol! You work at a phone company if you don't want to get noticed spending too much time on the phone!

      Customer: "What are you doing?"
      Phone Tech: "Uh, checking the line."
      Customer: "No! With your other hand!"

  2. uh by SuSEboy · · Score: 2, Informative

    uh.. Someone did notice. He got caught remember?

    1. Re:uh by SuSEboy · · Score: 2

      The poster didn't ask why he didn't get caught immediately, the poster asked why he didn't get caught.

    2. Re:uh by gmack · · Score: 4, Interesting

      At a previous job I had access to telephone exchanges. DSLAM firmware updates can easily take an hour or two and my diagnostic equipment included a telephone headset with a bix clip adapter.

      Given that I was alone most of the time, there are thousands of lines going into the rooms I worked in and the competition left their panels out in the open I can completely see how someone with less of a moral backbone could have caused a lot of trouble without getting caught.

      Someone working for the telco itself would have access to hundreds of thousands of lines.

    3. Re:uh by gnick · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hm. One hand holding the handset. One hand holding onto the telephone pole.

      Yep, you're doing it wrong.

      That's why it took him so long. Try substituting a dry-hump on a telephone pole for your hand-of-preference. It takes much longer.

      Um... At least that's what I've heard...

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  3. Obligatory... by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Can you hear me now?"
    "Good!"
    "No, Bad! Very very bad... You have been so very bad!"

  4. Money Making Scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Set up 900 premium phone service.
    Get mate at Verizon to use customers phones to call said service. ...
    Profit.

    1. Re:Money Making Scheme by blantonl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Profit!

      Oh.. wait..

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  5. Great picture. by Korey+Kaczor · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I think most slashdot users won't get it, because they're not used to being on top of things, if you know what I mean.

    1. Re:Great picture. by kirbysuperstar · · Score: 5, Funny

      I installed XP on top of 98 once. That's what you mean, right?

    2. Re:Great picture. by Korey+Kaczor · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll explain it to you when you're older :'(

    3. Re:Great picture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd tap that line if you know what I mean.

    4. Re:Great picture. by Telepathetic+Man · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's not all that has been splurted...

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    5. Re:Great picture. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Stop slacking off and get back to work
      We will talk about this later.

      sincerely,
      Your pointy haired boss

    6. Re:Great picture. by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would have sexual intercourse in my imagination with the person on the other end of the phone conversation, if you know what I mean.

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  6. Shouldn't have turned it down by Big+Nothing · · Score: 5, Funny

    A few years ago I turned down a job offer as a Verizon Technician due to low pay - I didn't know there were these kinds of fringe benefits!

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  7. How you have this much phone sex? by Anomalyst · · Score: 5, Funny

    How in the world do you have this much phone sex?

    I'd tell ya, but then you'd die of exhaustion.

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    1. Re:How you have this much phone sex? by Firehed · · Score: 5, Funny

      Almost 94 continuous work days of phone sex. I feel terribly sorry for the janitor that cleans out his trash can.

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  8. Not sex but money by moteyalpha · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Did he own part of the phone-sex companies. That would explain that it was just a way to steal money and hide it. Less exciting story though.

  9. 45000/5000 by SportyGeek · · Score: 5, Funny

    9 minute average....better than your average geek. ;)

  10. Why is this on idle? by Kuroji · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Notwithstanding that I think a great number of users here think idle is a waste of space, a headline like this ought to be taken seriously, not treated as if it were a joke. This guy compromised the accounts of nearly a thousand customers, and that is a HUGE breach for Verizon's customers.

    1. Re:Why is this on idle? by interactive_civilian · · Score: 4, Funny

      You are right. Given the submitter's final question, it probably should have been an "Ask Slashdot". ;)

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  11. the real reason he won't tell you by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    is that the explanation would cut into valuable phone-sex time.

  12. People can get away with a lot by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

    I used to think a certain manager where I work had a bad stomach - he would often get up and say "back in 10 minutes". Evidently people in reception thought a certain secretary had a bad stomach too.

    One day security installed a security camera in a stock room because they noticed that things "kept being moved around". Soon all became apparent.

    All I can say is he may have lacked in duration but he made up in frequency!

    1. Re:People can get away with a lot by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 5, Funny

      They were secretly tidying up the stock room? I don't understand.

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  13. Nope, physical access. by Cyno01 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He didnt compromise accounts, in the summary it says he tapped into land lines. That can be done with a $5 telephone handset and a pair of aligator clips, and was probably done using an actual linemans handset provided to him by the company. Google "beige box" for more info.

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  14. 1/3 the year on sex lines? by zakezuke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Presuming a 40 hr work week, that works out to be 1/3 of the year on phone sex lines.

    That's pretty unbelievable, considering that one still needs time to jack into the lines in the first place.

    I've done some slack things at work, and it's pretty easy to get distracted and find out you spent most of the day goofing off. But this would take a real concerted effort to not work.

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    1. Re:1/3 the year on sex lines? by Konster · · Score: 5, Funny

      I gather that he spent a lot of time jacking into those lines!

    2. Re:1/3 the year on sex lines? by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I gather that he spent a lot of time jacking into those lines!

      Well, you have that, or perhaps there were many jack-offs working for the phone company.

      Seriously, that is a a hell of a lot of time dialing phone sex lines. 14.4 hours/week? 2.9 hours/day?

      I'm really skeptical one person did this.

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  15. I read that wrong by iced_773 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Virginia Tech Accused Of Making $220K in Sex Calls

    I was ready to explode with laughter until I realized what it really said. Dammit.

    -- A UVA student

  16. Maybe he was in on the business by Britz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe he was in on the calls business. And he thought if those bills turn up the customers would be too embarressed to compain.

    Imagine how many divorces that guy most have caused.
    How would you explain such a bill to your significant other and how would they react?

  17. This sentence should be taken out and shot by jimdread · · Score: 5, Funny

    He didnt compromise accounts, in the summary it says he tapped into land lines.

    He should have tapped in somewhere later in the system, so his calls wouldn't get charged to a customer. But hey, maybe he wanted to get caught.

    Also I wish to complain about this sentence from the summary. This sentence should be taken outside and shot:

    How in the world do you have this much phone sex, period, but especially at work, and not have anyone notice?

    It's a bad idea to start spelling out your punctuation. As you can see in the above sentence, the author has ended up with the word "period' surrounded by commas. "Period" is supposed to end a sentence. And it is supposed to be written as "." not spelled out with letters. Spelling out "period" in the middle of a sentence, and surrounding it with commas, is madness exclamation mark. See question mark? It's stupid. Please don't spell out the word "period", use the popular abbreviation: .

    1. Re:This sentence should be taken out and shot by Helix666 · · Score: 5, Informative

      He *isn't* spelling out his punctuation.

      "period (mostly North America) And nothing else; and nothing less; used for emphasis."

      Please don't try and grammar/spelling/etc nazi without engaging brain, it makes you look silly.

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  18. Not difficult to achieve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Technical wise. It is as simple as driving up to a cabinet, cracking open a pit or walking into an MDF/IDF room, finding a pair that has tone and dialing. If that one doesn't work, go to the next pair.

    I used to make calls on customers lines all the time but never anything that would cause them to get billed (local calls for support, cable pair information, etc).

  19. Follow the money by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 3, Informative

    This guy wasn't after 45,000 minutes of phone sex. Don't be surprised if soon a follow-up article appears explaining he actually operated some of those lines himself, or is in another way affiliated.

  20. Did anybody think the pink phone was a dildo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did anybody think the pink phone was a dildo?

  21. After 40 weeks by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    He got caught after 40 weeks, or almost 10 months of it. During which he spent 15/40 = 37.5% of his time talking to sex lines.

    So maybe the question "why didn't he get caught?" is technically wrong, it practically begs for the question, "why did it take them so long?"

    I mean, seriously, is stuff like, "hur hur hur, I want to pull down your panties and stick it in your ass" something you'd normally hear around the office when people are talking on the phone? Well, I guess I've had worse tech support before, but never that explicit ;)

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    1. Re:After 40 weeks by kannibal_klown · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The way I read the story, it seems he wasn't a "tech" as in tech support script-reading monkey that asks if your computer is turned on.

      It seems that he was a tech that was out in the field, and able to tap into land lines with their special little widget. So if he's in a quiet suburb in the middle of the day, it's plausible nobody would notice what he was really doing unless he was making motions.

      Then again I could be wrong.

  22. How in the world? by Mensa+Babe · · Score: 2

    How in the world do you have this much phone sex, period, but especially at work, and not have anyone notice?

    And how in the world do you have (sic) twice as much blog reading or solitire playing time? Don't ask me but somehow the usual office drone manages to achieve that. The problem here is not stealing money from the customers or even the immoral consequences of having this so called phone sex (which should better be called phone masturbation as I'm sure anyone here knows that sex involves a direct contact of exactly two people, not one). The problem is more subtle, yet much more important. It is doing something that one shouldn't be doing during the work time - be it sending sms text messages, smoking cigarettes, talking, playing online poker, changing the screen saver's wallpaper or flirting with a slutty assistant who has no self respect. And as rewarding as exposing this pervert from the story and his immoral behaviour may be, we should ask ourselves how can we force people to work instead of wasting time that we pay for - by taxes, phone bills, buying gasoline etc. Is there any way the average Joe can be forced to understand that he should be doing what we pay him to do and that doing anything else is basically theft from the ethical point of view? This is the question that we need to address in this age where it isn't always obvious that someone is wasting his time. The times are changing and so should our understanding of moral obligations to paying customers.

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  23. the funnest thing about it is by FudRucker · · Score: 2, Funny

    He has no idea who is on the other end, it could be some fat hairy old man with a girly voice,,,

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  24. Where was the network? by ff1324 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You'd think with all those people in "the network" following him while he was doing this, he'd get stage fright or someone would have said "I can SEE you now!"

  25. Did anyone else notice.... by vampire_baozi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Based on the summary, I thought the submitter was asking for advice on how to get away with doing the same thing.

  26. I told my wife by theverylastperson · · Score: 2, Funny

    It wasn't me making those calls....well that's what I told her anyway.

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  27. New meaning to the term ... by bizitch · · Score: 3, Funny

    butt set ...

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  28. Just Think of the Poor Teenagers... by BigAssRat · · Score: 2, Funny

    who got in so much trouble because of this guy. "Mom, Dad, I didn't make those calls, I swear!!!"