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Indian Moon Mission To Launch Next Month

Anil Kandangath writes with word that the Indian moon mission plans (mentioned earlier on Slashdot) are about to be put to the test. "While the spacecraft itself will not land on the Moon, it will act as an orbiter and land a rover on the surface. The spacecraft is being launched next month sometime between October 22 and October 26. The spacecraft payload includes 11 payloads (including one from NASA) and will perform remote sensing and studies of the lunar surface. The mission is estimated to cost Rs 386 crore (~ 84.3 million USD)." Update: 09/21 18:29 GMT by T : Thanks to reader Anil Gaddam for pointing out that this figure had been originally misstated as 7.7 million USD.

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  1. What! Even NASA is outsourcing to India? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    God help the US of A!

    1. Re:What! Even NASA is outsourcing to India? by rhyder128k · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Delhi, we are having a problem!"

      "Space module 1, are you sure your computer is plugged in?"

      "Yes, we have already checked that."

      "You are sure?"

      "Yes, we are very sure."

      "What is the model of your router?"

      "What?!!"

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  2. Or in UK units: by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 5, Funny

    0.00129 Olympicses.

    1. Re:Or in UK units: by sakdoctor · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a freaking bargain, at only 210 "Lisa simpson giving head" logos.

  3. Re:Misconversion? by NoisySplatter · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a space program, it's supposed to be missing decimals or digits.

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  4. Thank you, come again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    At this rate, when the first space tourists reach the moon, there'll be a Kwiki-Mart there waiting for them.

    1. Re:Thank you, come again. by NoisySplatter · · Score: 2, Funny

      My sources, netcraft mostly, have confirmed that one of the experiment modules is a Squishee machine.

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    2. Re:Thank you, come again. by Spazztastic · · Score: 2, Funny

      I work at a Kwiki-Mart you insensitive clod!

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    3. Re:Thank you, come again. by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ok. They win. I'm going home now.

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  5. Payloads... by McWilde · · Score: 1, Funny

    The spacecraft payload includes 11 payloads

    And each of those includes another 11 payloads?

    Very clever, young man. But it's payloads all the way down.

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  6. Re:Hmm. Maybe thats closer to 84 million USD by RaceProUK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yoda is Indian?

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  7. Secret mission details. by old+dr+omr · · Score: 5, Funny

    Secret mission details: Apparently invloves 240,000 Miles of rope and a very loud flute.

  8. Re:Hmm. Maybe thats closer to 84 million USD by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yoda? Welsh he is!

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  9. Re:Tin Foil Hat comment by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think they are in collusion with the Illuminati and have Halloween evil planned for all of Earth.

    I just checked, Nope. it seems that us in the illuminati dont have anything planned. In fact I believe this month is my chapter's turn at having the holy grail. I'll need to look at the great temple calender to make sure though... It might just be the boring alien communication thing again. God I hate those, the jerks from Omicron Percei 8 wont shut up.

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  10. Vindaloo Propulsion Engine by digitaldc · · Score: 1, Funny

    It has been reported that Vindaloo sauce is being used as a cheap replacement for rocket fuel- careful! that is very very HOT!

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  11. Re:Hmm. Maybe thats closer to 84 million USD by srussia · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats the price difference of insisting on *maned* spacecraft vers unmanned.

    Names being considered for the craft are: "Horse", "Unicorn", "Lion" (Singh)...

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  12. Please, it's "Native American" by objekt · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sorry to be the PC police here, but "Indian" is a derogatory term for Native Americans.

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    1. Re:Please, it's "Native American" by Notquitecajun · · Score: 4, Funny

      We're talking about dots, not feathers.

      /Dives for cover...

    2. Re:Please, it's "Native American" by digitaldc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry to be the PC police here, but...

      Did you mean: Karma police ?

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  13. Re:Misconversion? by wjsteele · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, it was just an error from Metric to Imperial units.

    Bill

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  14. I know I can't be the only one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...who thought of "That's one small step for man" in Apu's accent.

  15. Re:88 million USD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Why do Americans still use Imperial measures when Metric is the international standard?

    Disclaimer: I am American and I frankly don't understand it.

  16. Re:Hmm. Maybe thats closer to 84 million USD by ctetc007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Avast! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day! Today's not Talk Like Yoda Day, that's May 21, ya landlubbers!

    Avast! We got a problem with the (insert discrepant part here), Cap'n!
    Cap'n pulls out his pistol and shoots the officer.

  17. actual headline should read by nimbius · · Score: 3, Funny

    moon mission next month: 400 bollywood musicals about romance on the moon to follow.

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