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Linux Turns 17 Today

Meshach writes "Over at the Linux Journal, Doc Searles is noting that today marks 17 years since Linus posted to Usenet, starting Linux (post). As a Linux user at work and at home I say, thanks Linus!" The anniversary is also featured on the top page of the Encyclopedia Britannica.

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  1. Age of Consent by BaldGhoti · · Score: 5, Funny

    One more year and it should be legal.

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    1. Re:Age of Consent by weenis · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd totally fsck that!

    2. Re:Age of Consent by rob1980 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not that it'll ever get any, of course...

    3. Re:Age of Consent by IceCreamGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Are you sure? Maybe that's just your state; I'm 90% certain that at least in Maryland an operating system has to be 18 in order to buy cigarettes.

    4. Re:Age of Consent by iminplaya · · Score: 5, Funny
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    5. Re:Age of Consent by Reikk · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought it already was legal. Linux has been fucking me for years.

    6. Re:Age of Consent by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      You sick son of a bitch. How could you take advantage of a young, vulnerable operating system like that? An operating system less than 18 years of age is incapable of informed consent, and should not be "used", as you put it.

      I'll be calling the Feds on you, and God help you if they find any screenshots of Linux on your computer.

    7. Re:Age of Consent by isBandGeek() · · Score: 3, Funny

      So that gives whole new meaning to "free." Free as in beer, free as in speech, and free as in to f*ck.

    8. Re:Age of Consent by larry+bagina · · Score: 5, Funny

      That won't be a problem until Linux support sound.

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    9. Re:Age of Consent by jadedoto · · Score: 5, Funny

      Now here in Kentucky...

    10. Re:Age of Consent by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please don't let this be the new rickroll.....

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    11. Re:Age of Consent by Plutonite · · Score: 5, Funny

      Mod parent up. Linux has been fucking us all, but we didn't care, because it was so.. open about it. We were all in this together. In fact, some have come to call us a "community", but I despise the term.

    12. Re:Age of Consent by Fred_A · · Score: 4, Funny

      Even in Kentucky, Linux ought to be relatively safe. I heard it was able to run quite fast...

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    13. Re:Age of Consent by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm pretty sure 16 is the age of consent here in KY, and has been a long time.

      And if I'm wrong, well, it's way too late to matter now.

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    14. Re:Age of Consent by Jdogatl · · Score: 2, Funny

      Should I get myself checked? I used to have something with this other OS once and I came away with multiple viruses, I never felt so dirty or betrayed as when she popped up, "You are infected, get checked now!!!" with flashing lights and everything.

    15. Re:Age of Consent by andrikos · · Score: 2, Funny

      You weren't raping them, it was just that windows suck ;)

    16. Re:Age of Consent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You're from KY? I love what you guys do with jelly!

    17. Re:Age of Consent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Are you kidding? A lot of people have been waiting for the right time to fork it...

  2. One more year by nawcom · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..until Microsoft can legally fuck Linux in the asshole... these days though it seems like Linux is going to be the one "giving it". Smile Balmer :)

    1. Re:One more year by rukcus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nope, sodomy is still illegal in most states' laws.

  3. Made for hackers by narcberry · · Score: 4, Funny

    It is currently meant for hackers

    OMG SHUT IT DOWN!!!

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    1. Re:Made for hackers by ozphx · · Score: 2, Funny

      Languages evolve. For this reason I tend not to talk about the large amounts of faggots on my back porch.

      I hearby hand you an official "Waa Waa, Cry Some More?" tag.

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  4. what by mikesd81 · · Score: 4, Funny

    No google logo for this?! I expected a penguin or something like that.

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  5. Re:also: by myowntrueself · · Score: 5, Funny

    HURD turned 18 this year (22 if you count the first failed attempt).

    There was a *successful* attempt?????

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  6. My Linux has a fake ID by LM741N · · Score: 4, Funny

    Its called Ubuntu and he is supposed to be 60 years old and lives as a zoo keeper, naming all of his projects after various animals there.

    1. Re:My Linux has a fake ID by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why did I suddenly imagine a fake ID with a penguin in the photo and the name "McLovin"?

  7. Britannica? by paradoxSpirit · · Score: 3, Funny

    "The anniversary is also featured on the top page of the Encyclopedia Britannica"

    Britannica is overrated, wake me when it make the first page of wikipedia ;-)

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  8. Grats! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Congrats! 17 years and almost 2% of the market share. This is the year!

    http://www.w3counter.com/globalstats.php

  9. this just in by Nyall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Time keeps flowing.

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    1. Re:this just in by ignavus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Try taking your watch *off* before you get into the shower.

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  10. Re:also: by mR.bRiGhTsId3 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, that time they got malloc to work. Because that's totally all you need for a working OS.

  11. Re:Linus... humble!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or did you conveniently forget that it's GNU/Linux?

    Ahem, did *you* conveniently forget that it's [Mozilla|Konqueror]/OpenOffice.org/KDE/QT/[X.org|XFree86]/GNU/Linux?

  12. I vote next years first ubuntu release by sleeponthemic · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Barely Legal"

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  13. 17 years... by rampant+mac · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obligatory:

    1991 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 1992 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 1993 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 1994 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 1995 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 1996 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 1997 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 1998 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 1999 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2000 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2001 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2002 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2003 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2004 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2005 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2006 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2007 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!, 2008 - This is the year of the Linux desktop!

    Stupid whitespace filter, yadda yadda

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    1. Re:17 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll never forget the day I was at a large meeting with my clients. They never took me seriously and in fact started leaving the room. Turns out it was because my dick was hanging out of my pants. Never again will I use velcro. From that day forward, it was zipper only!

  14. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can (well, almost) hear you asking yourselves "why?". Hurd will be
    out in a year (or two, or next month, who knows), and I've already got
    minix.

  15. Re:Linus... humble!? by Anpheus · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's GoogleApps/IceWeasel/X.org/GNU/Linux, you insensitive clod.

  16. Re:also: by Legion_SB · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, that time they got malloc to work. Because that's totally all you need for a working OS.

    It's all Emacs needs, anyway.

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  17. Re:Linus... humble!? by 2Bits · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, you forgot to mention that RMS has created an operating system long before Linux existed :)

  18. Re:Relevance? by Bob54321 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why celebrate on an arbitrary five yearly basis. Celebrating on prime numbers is far geekier.

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  19. Re:Thank RMS too! by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 3, Funny

    GNU is 24 years old, preceding Linux by 7 years.

    This makes me think of GNU as some kind of Frankenstein monster.

    And now, Igorrrr... let's put the brrrrain into my arrrtificial GNUuu. Inserrrrt the penguin brrrrain!
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  20. Re:Relevance? by ja · · Score: 2, Funny

    15, 20, 25, etc. yes. But 17?

    Because it is a prime!

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  21. Re:Linus... humble!? by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet you think you're really hardcore not using a window manager, but let me know when you're hard enough to use GoogleApps/Lynx/GNU/Linux.

  22. And what a handsome teen it is... by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...coz, lord knows, it was an ugly baby.

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  23. Re:Britannica is too outdated by Arimus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Does anything make RMS happy? So far not seen much signs of any happiness in the man.

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