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Yahoo Changes User Profiles, To Massive Outrage

Wiseleo writes "Yahoo decided to massively screw up their entire userbase by changing all user profiles to blank. No warning, no automated way to get data back, and other unwanted changes. The blog has such choice quotes as 'We know this has been a rough transition for some of you and, and are committed to helping you use, understand, and (hopefully) enjoy your new profile,' and, 'We also know lots of you worked hard on your old profiles and want your data. If you feel like you're missing data, we've saved a copy of your old profile (and alias) and our Customer Care team can retrieve this information. You won't, however, be able to revert back to your old profile format, but you will be able to get any data that you think is missing. To do this, please go here to contact Customer Care.' There were 850 comments posted, all negative, on the first day. There are hundreds more today. There is even more outrage on the Yahoo Messenger blog."

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  1. FIRST POST by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And nothing of value was lost.

    Seriously, what could be in your profile that you don't know about yourself?

    Mal-2

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    1. Re:FIRST POST by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 4, Funny

      A bunch of lies you told about yourself?

    2. Re:FIRST POST by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Myself? Oh, you mean my made-up character. let's see. I'm a 15-year-old bi-sexual girl with a 38DD, I remember that, but um, what um, I can't find the picture, and I can't remember what activities I was supposed to be into, other than group orgies... sh***....

      Oh well, guess I'll just create a new one.

    3. Re:FIRST POST by jcgf · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, what if you forget the truth?

    4. Re:FIRST POST by Goldberg's+Pants · · Score: 4, Funny

      Clearly someone who has never been married.

      "No, dear, you're wrong. We've had that portable DVD player for ages and you just never noticed. I told you I was buying it. I showed you it when I got it."

      That is an actual conversation I had with my wife recently. Only thing is I WASN'T LYING! I genuinely DID tell her I was buying it, and DID show it to her, AND have used it multiple times in front of her. The other day she finds the box. "Why do we have a portable DVD player box?"

      *facepalm*

    5. Re:FIRST POST by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But you will note that they very carefully did not remove the tens of millions of accounts that no one has used in seven years. Wouldn't want the paying customers (that's not you, "user") to guess that their marketing statistics are inflated.

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  2. Let's move on now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we get Facebook and MySpace wiped clean, too?

    1. Re:Let's move on now... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Informative

      Looks like you'd be playing whack-a-mole: Yahoo's new profile style appears to mimic MySpace and Facebook.

    2. Re:Let's move on now... by NfoCipher · · Score: 5, Funny

      You'd need to nuke it from orbit.. It's the only way to be sure.

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  3. Five Nines, please, on my free service. by wild_quinine · · Score: 4, Insightful
    With the passage of time, a lot of people seem to have forgotten that these services are, for most users, free services.

    When hotmail was new, before Microsoft owned it, there was genuine discussion over how appropriate it would be to trust a service that you don't pay for.

    Seems like for the last ten years or so, that's not even been on the table. It's just one more service that people expect, and expect to run with utter reliability

    I know these companies make a buck from advertising revenue, or whatever. But YOU don't pay them a penny, unless you want to. Most people don't want to.

    If you're complaining because the least part of a large service that you have been using for free, perhaps since the dawn of the commerical internet, has made an unexpected change... well, really, you need to have a long think about whether or not that makes you an ass.

    Even if it doesn't, relying on a free service to keep ANY of your data probably makes you one.

    1. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by Idiomatick · · Score: 5, Insightful

      its about competition. Other free services would never do this. And though we don't pay them, they get money from us. So we can complain. That said. Yahoo please die already, noone has liked you since '96.

    2. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by iminplaya · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even if it doesn't, relying on a free service to keep ANY of your data probably makes you one.

      I wouldn't have any more faith in the paid ones.

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    3. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by William+Ager · · Score: 4, Informative

      While it is true that many users are using the services for free, Yahoo also has a significant number of paying users, if I recall correctly; I see nothing to suggest that these changes didn't affect them as well.

      Unfortunately, many companies with online services that have free and paid versions tend to forget about the paying customers when planning these sorts of things.

    4. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're complaining because the least part of a large service that you have been using for free, perhaps since the dawn of the commerical internet, has made an unexpected change... well, really, you need to have a long think about whether or not that makes you an ass.

      Well said. I have had several discussions with associates and friends who are by now utterly dependent on Facebook. The latter has always bothered me, since (among other reasons) there are so many cases of people getting their fingers burnt through no fault of their own.

      If a service is important to me, I expect to have to maintain it by means of something a bit more binding than a click-through agreement that cedes all control to the administrator.

    5. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see why you brush off the ads so quickly. Users use the system in exchange for being exposed to ads, and exposing recipients to ads. If it weren't for those users, Yahoo wouldn't be able to sell ads.

      Even if it doesn't, relying on a free service to keep ANY of your data probably makes you one.

      There is a big difference between being an ass and being stupid or careless.

    6. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you're complaining because the least part of a large service that you have been using for free, perhaps since the dawn of the commerical internet, has made an unexpected change... well, really, you need to have a long think about whether or not that makes you an ass. Even if it doesn't, relying on a free service to keep ANY of your data probably makes you one.

      I disagree. It doesn't make you an ass, so much as it makes you an idiot.

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    7. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yahoo loses money on every customer, but they make up for it in volume!

    8. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by YourExperiment · · Score: 3, Funny

      People said stuff like that to Apple and Atari as well :)

      So you're saying Yahoo has a 50% chance to pull through?

    9. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by jcrousedotcom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're exactly right. I often have people ask me why I don't post all of the pics I post to my personal website on myspace or facebook. My short answer is - I *pay* for jcrouse.com, the hosting of my data, etc. and it is [essentially] my little spot on the `net. When I put it on Faceboook, there is an always changing EULA and the fact that I have no control over their servers, their policies, or *anything* that they do with my data. I don't even know if I even 'own' the pictures I post on those websites anymore. Since I make the EULA on what is posted on my website, I have a better feeling I own them.

      This of course is not withstanding the EULA I have with my hosting provider. I know some, like godaddy have some weird things going on, and I am not trying to get into that discussion with this post (I don't use godaddy for that specific reason) - my point is, posting your [presumably] valuable information on something like Yahoo or Facebook could be problematic. You *don't* own the domain, you *don't* pay for the server space. You have no recourse if they delete, modify, censor, or otherwise (in your mind) misuse your data.

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    10. Re:Five Nines, please, on my free service. by ChameleonDave · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but being an ass implies that one is deliberately acting in an asinine manner (as in, "what an asshole.")

      OK, I'll grant you that it's probably thus for Americans (since you've merged "arse" with "ass"), but, for me, a person who is an ass is someone who acts idiotically, as though they had no more brain than an ass (equus asinus, whence both the words "ass" and "asinine"). Someone who deliberately behaves in a stupidly objectionable way is an arsehole, bastard, prick, or any number of other obscenities.

  4. Way to piss your userbase Yahoo by rgo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know that online profiles are stupid, but why did they do that. They should have implemented a migration process or something like that. Now Yahoo risks losing some of its userbase for some braindead decision (from the users' point of view).

    1. Re:Way to piss your userbase Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Considering that most profiles are just small amounts of user input, we figured that the users could always re-enter it. Yeah, it was a crappy thing to do, but it was the right thing to do. (And I personally spent my own time sending lost poems, URLs and pictures back to users who requested them. I'm not a heartless bastard, that title was reserved for upper management)

      From your explanation, you warned them before the transition, so they can save their information and enter it back.

      Yahoo didn't do this. Sending a notification to the users costs nothing.

  5. Re:Yahoo still matters? by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, it's sunday.

  6. What I want to know... by Garwulf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can't say I'm happy about this - among other things, I had to reset my profile with absolutely no notice whatsoever, and all of my online friends are going to have to do the same. But, I'm not paying any money for this service - I don't even use the official Yahoo client (I use Trillian instead) - so it is theirs to do, no matter how annoying it is.

    However, I want to know something. When you look at the profile screen, an important word stands out in one of the corners - "BETA." "Beta" means that the service is still being tested, and isn't ready for full release. So, what I want to know is why the entire user base of Yahoo was put onto a profile system that hasn't moved out of beta testing yet. There is no way that is good practice.

    In all seriousness, this should have been finished and declared done before a change like this was made.

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    1. Re:What I want to know... by dricci · · Score: 5, Funny

      Beta isn't a trend, it's a lifestyle!

    2. Re:What I want to know... by Bieeanda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, but you see, they've changed the nomenclature on us. 'Beta code' no longer means 'computer code that is mostly usable, but still in testing', but rather means 'beta is code for never saying that you promised usability, uptime, or data retention'.

  7. Ya who? by symbolset · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are they not dead yet? Next you'll tell me AOL is still around.

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  8. Microsoft Buyout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're just practicing for when Microsoft buys them out. Microsoft has a long history of losing user data.

  9. The $64K question is: why did they do it? by bigsteve@dstc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Clearly, this is monumentally bad customer relations, and some people are going to say "they did it because they don't care". But there must be some business / technical explanation. Does anyone know what they are trying to achieve by reseting the profiles? Is this a necessary fallout from some change in their profile infrastructure? Or did they just plain screw up?

    1. Re:The $64K question is: why did they do it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In the past, each alias could have its own profile. Now there is only one profile per user, each alias can either refer to it or show a blank page. Every user who has used aliases will do one of two things.
      1) Keep one account with one profile, thus reducing the amount of disk spaced used.
      Or...
      2) Create a new full account for each alias desired, thus artificially boosting Yahoo's user count.

      Either way, it's a win for Yahoo! Assuming the users don't revolt.

    2. Re:The $64K question is: why did they do it? by raehl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To obliterate over a decade of cruft accumulation?

      Most Yahoo profiles were created by spammers. I bet a year from now, anything that hasn't been updated gets deleted entirely, freeing up a lot of the username space.

  10. Stallman by Moe1975 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't this just the type of thing that Stallman was referring to not long ago? Granted, the particular details of this instance are not THAT alarming (people's profiles) however, it certainly goes to show . . .

    I agreed with him then, and will certainly keep it in mind.

    Moe

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    1. Re:Stallman by Moe1975 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Interesting, how the entire concept behind this particular opinion by Stallman has COMPLETELY gone over your head guy. I suspect his other theories and opinions do so as well.

      Here it is, nice and simple: by using someone else's hardware and software to do your computing and store your data, you risk losing access to and control over said hardware and software resources, as well as your data.

      Now, please don't try to make me list all the possible scenarios, or explain it to you any further - I have no patience for it.

      Stallman is absolutely right on this.

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    2. Re:Stallman by Kethinov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      by using someone else's hardware and software to do your computing and store your data, you risk losing access to and control over said hardware and software resources, as well as your data.

      Then run for the hills! Abandon your Slashdot account immediately because it's an evil web service that you can't control! Go run your own web server for your own IMAP email, or abandon IMAP entirely and use POP! Look, contrary to your condescending attitude, I understand Stallman's argument perfectly. And like plenty of other people, I happen to find Stallman's intentions good, but his conclusions so far from practical that he comes off sounding vaguely kooky.

      The bottom line is it isn't in any web service operator's best interest from a business or a reputation standpoint to suddenly deny their customers access to the service and/or their data. Otherwise you get Slashdot stories like this one. On top of that, there are plenty of folks out there whose data is better in the hands of, say, GMail than their ISP provided POP email account because there are plenty of folks out there who don't know the first thing about keeping regular backups. GMail does this for them.

      I, like most people, just don't buy Stallman's argument. For him to be correct, something apocalyptic would have to happen. And even if being that paranoid was legitimate, Stallman's solution of confining your computing to computers you own is so inconvenient that most people would sooner prefer to just lose some data. Even the folks unable to comprehend regular backups tend to store the really important data in multiple places anyway, such as in the cloud, in a text file somewhere, and on some good old fashioned paper too.

      So while you're sticking your nose in the air waiting for that apocalyptic scenario to happen so you can join Stallman and the < 1% who agree with him in saying "I told you so!" so you can feel smarter than everyone, the rest of the world is going to carry on using web services. Because whatever negligible risks of data loss and even privacy invasion that exist are well worth the convenience.

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  11. What changed? by SL+Baur · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wasn't even aware that people actually USED their Yahoo profiles.

    I just logged in for the first time in a couple of months and did not see much change, other than increased clutter on the screens getting me to yahoo mail.

    What changed? Am I supposed to be outraged too? Inquiring minds want to know!

    1. Re:What changed? by digitalchinky · · Score: 4, Informative

      The only thing that seems to have visibly changed is http://profiles.yahoo.com/ - this died a quiet death years ago anyway, nobody actually used it for anything serious. It was always nothing more than a place to stick a couple of pictures and a few fields for the odd comment or two. http://360.yahoo.com/ is far more popular and provides services akin to actual 'social networking' - it makes for a better 'profile' anyway.

      Either way this new system is a step up from what it used to be, though yes, a tad annoying in the sense that they just blanked everything out, but I probably would have done the same, It was just an incoherent disjointed mess. The user experience was horrid right from the beginning.

    2. Re:What changed? by digitalchinky · · Score: 5, Informative

      Possibly bad form to reply to myself, but meh... I went through the process of restarting one of my ancient profiles just now - I suspect Yahoo have made a few changes since the story hit the tubes. Not everything is blanked out, in fact most details were resurrected just fine. All my pictures and contacts are still there, though I had to go through a couple of simple mouse clicks to make it happen.

      The only people who will be really annoyed by this are those that are bitching about the loss of all their split personalities (aliases) - well not exactly, they can keep the multiple names, just that Yahoo is going to point back to a single profile and link all the aliases to that one profile. This will clean up all the crazies who roll out a new persona with every new boy/girlfriend, bad hair day, full moon, EMO issue, and so on and so forth.

      Probably just a housekeeping strategy internally at yahoo - it'd save them a few bucks on hard drive space at the very least. I guess for anyone who really wants a bunch of different profiles, they can always create another account. They are free after all.

    3. Re:What changed? by slughead · · Score: 4, Funny

      850 angry comments can't be wrong. You are currently feeling rage.

    4. Re:What changed? by Provocateur · · Score: 4, Funny

      all the crazies who roll out a new persona with every new boy/girlfriend,
      check

      bad hair day,
      check

      full moon,
      check

      EMO issue,
      check

      Hey, you guys get your own stalker. I've found mine already.

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    5. Re:What changed? by infonography · · Score: 5, Funny

      yeah but it was only three people making those posts.

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    6. Re:What changed? by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What changed is that the "old" layout is now gone. It used to be an option, which was great for those of us that preferred the extremely compact look for our main page. Now what used to easily fit on a single screen takes up 3+ screens (stock quotes, weather, fares for example) and the "new" look is more a reminder of the Fisher-Price move with 2K->XP.

      What gets me is since this should all be CSS anyways, why they felt the need to destroy their highly useful compact old layout for the new one. Perhaps it's time to apply GreaseMonkey to my.yahoo.com.

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    7. Re:What changed? by goaliemn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately, I didn't want a social networking site. I liked yahoo. I used it for specific things, and social networking is not one of them. I didn't join yahoo360 because it didn't include any new "features" that I wanted over classic yahoo. Now, it looks like everything is going to yahoo360..

  12. Why so hard to fix? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't get it. If they still have the data, why is it so hard for them to write up a script to fix the mistake?

    It shouldn't take one of their programmers more than a few hours to whip up, and would save them all this headache.

    I wonder if there's more behind this "accident" than we're seeing.

    1. Re:Why so hard to fix? by Trails · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It wasn't an accident. From the article, it looks like they fundamentally changed their profile/account structure (note I'm not a yahoo user, this is simply from RTFA).

      It seems to "migrate" existing data to the new structure is not clear-cut and linear. In theory, they could have built some user facing tools to allow the users to choose different data migration paths, although this would invariably involve a ton of additional complexity, which is probably why they opted not to do it.

      I suspect this is being done in advance of some social networking type features they're planning to roll out, and they wanted to get the unpleasantness out of the way so that it didn't mar the release of their shiny new features.

    2. Re:Why so hard to fix? by rumith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't get it. If they still have the data, why is it so hard for them to write up a script to fix the mistake?

      Because they insist that it wasn't a mistake and, generally, they wanted people's profiles clean. Now if this is true or not remains to be seen: they could be covering up their asses by saying it was intentional, because a company that accidentally kills or blocks your data would receive event less trust than a company that does it intentionally. So practically by this announcement they could be choosing the lesser of the two evils.

  13. Re:Yahoo still matters? by Gothic_Walrus · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seriously, couldn't this space on /. be taken up by something that matters on the intarweb?

    According to Alexa, Yahoo! is the most popular site on the internet. I'd say that that's more than enough to make a website matter, personally.

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  14. Re:Google changed iGoogle only a few days ago... by Tacvek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nobody is complaining? Everybody in the Relevant Google Groups are complaining! http://groups.google.com/group/Google_Web_Search_Help-Personalizing/topics

    Most of the trackbacks for the Google Blog post announcing the change were negative, although Googleblog admins have since removed those trackbacks.

    Most people dislike the wasted space of having the tabs to the left. People Also dislike the removal of the plus feature in rss feed gadgets, since the replacement (the first 20 words or so of the text of each article) is not nearly as nice looking or functional. (This change has since been reverted.) Lastly, many people are upset that gadgets can no longer be collapsed and expanded with just a single click.

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  15. I know why by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There used to be clever hacks in the old Yahoo Profiles to modify your profile to do things like play MIDI files and change the background and run Javascripts via a series of exploits in the way the Yahoo data forms worked.

    Yahoo wants to get rid of the exploits by wiping clean every profile after it fixes the exploits. Some of the exploits stole passwords and other data and some even installed malware.

    I don't mind having a blank profile, I am not really notable anyway. I am a pirate ninja and just love to blend into the background so nobody can notice me as I turn invisible. :)

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  16. How to run an internet business. by hack++slash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    10 PERSON has good idea and sets up internet COMPANY
    20 PEOPLE eventually flock to COMPANY and use their services
    30 TIME passes
    40 COMPANY bosses get itchy and need to scratch, read: they feel they need to be 'innovative' and/or they feel they aren't making enough money
    50 CHANGES happen to site which affects users ability to conduct their business (buying/selling/communicating etc.)
    60 PEOPLE are fucked off with CHANGES and complain bitterly
    70 COMPANY ignores PEOPLE
    80 GOTO 30

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  17. taste of cloud computing by SideshowBob · · Score: 4, Interesting

    And this is a perfect example of why I will NEVER use 'cloud computing'. My data on my hardware that I have complete control of, thank you.

  18. Sadly, Not Surprising by wdr1 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I worked at Yahoo for five years. I have no idea who's left (most folks I knew have also since left), but this is a clear sign of losing focus on the user. First there was the draconian booting of everyone off the old version of My Yahoo! & now this.

    Why do people get to make decisions like this & keep their jobs?

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  19. Re:Yahoo still matters? by digitalchinky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yahoo is popular yes, but profiles.yahoo.com, not so much.

  20. You can still get to your old profile by TwinkieStix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I believe that everything is still there at the old address right? http://edit.yahoo.com/config/eval_profile Or, am I missing something?

  21. fighting spam, perhaps? by bmecoli · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Suppose you have a PC that's infested with all sorts of malware. Your first instinct is to just format and reinstall, right?

    ok, with that in mind, who's to say that the staff at yahoo saw the thousands (millions?) of spam profiles with links to porn/malware sites and decided "you know what, fuck it, we can just start with a clean slate. The users who aren't bots can always get their data back anyway."

    You have to break a few eggs to make an omelette, you know?

  22. Re:Yahoo still matters? by xstonedogx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah. When I drop my daughter off for school at 8:00 am local time, I always say "good afternoon" to the other parents. The idiots think I'm crazy.

  23. Re:Yahoo still matters? by TheABomb · · Score: 3, Informative

    But that's only among the subset of browsers with their toolbar installed. If we look at Netcraft's take on the subject, Google is 14 of the top 16 Most-Visited, (Yahoo! #23) Hitwise also counts Google the best. Among my friends, nobody under thirty still uses Yahoo! except those who're still clinging to their fifteen year-old mail accounts, which again, Google does better.

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  24. Re:Yahoo still matters? by Joren · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Welcome to the exciting world of time zones, many people still think it's saturday, these are of course american idiots who wouldn't know what a GMT was if you told them and can't read a 24 hour clock to save their lives. It's not their fault that the US doesn't uses a single international standard, their country is screwed up.

    I'm not aware of any country that requires its citizens to refer to Greenwich when stating what day it is, regardless of their own time zone. I kind of thought not having to do that was one of the good points of time zones, e.g. so that people in Japan wouldn't have to change their dates at 9 AM every morning. What time zone are you? Do you always check GMT before posting on Internet forums?

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  25. Re:Some time ago... by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Some friends and I were discussing general utility questions and the issue of what we'd be willing to pay for Google (the search engine) and Gmail (the email service) if we had to.

    The consensus opinion was $50/year for search, $20/year for email. Take that for what you will: it's a water cooler discussion.

    I have a similar feeling. I'd be willing to go higher, though, considering how useful Google Docs has become. I'd happily pay something like $50 a year for exactly the service I have now (including ads) with GMail just for the guarantee that if they had to shut down, they'd bank the money to keep things operational so I'd get like a month's notice to transition. Going dark is fine. Going dark suddenly, that's what scares me.

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  26. That's what you get.... by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 4, Funny

    for insisting on 38DD blondes. There is a fixed brain to boob ratio and it can't be violated.

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    1. Re:That's what you get.... by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      There is a fixed brain to boob ratio and it can't be violated.

      BULLSHIT. What an outrightedly sexist and utterly wrong thing to say. I dare you to even attempt to prove it. Simply put, I know you can't, no more than I can prove that men with large penises all have IQs less than a hundred.

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    2. Re:That's what you get.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmm, no spelling mistakes, no misuse of apostrophes ... I assume your IQ is above 100. ;)

    3. Re:That's what you get.... by Venerable+Vegetable · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The day that we can joke about black, Jewish or Chinese people as light hearted as we do about blondes will be a great day. Doing harm by making a blonde joke? Yeah right.

  27. Re:Yahoo still matters? by SnowZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    Last I checked, although you can customize your yahoo page, you can't remove the F***ING HOROSCOPE! That actively pisses me off every time I set eyes on the page.

    You're just saying that because you are an Aquarius -- so eccentric and passionately unwilling to fit in with everyone else.

  28. I get what you are saying.. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... but the biting irony of posting this on Slashdot as anything but an AC is just too delicious.

    I mean, how much different is a /. profile from a yahoo profile, really?

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    1. Re:I get what you are saying.. by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Apparently the Yahoo profile is terribly, terribly important.

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  29. You're the product, not the customer by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    > its about competition. Other free services would never do this. And though we don't pay
    > them, they get money from us.

    If you don't pay them they don't get money from you. They may get money from people you buy stuff from, but that money stops being yours when you spend it. Try to understand that to these advertising agencies you are the product, not the customer. Nothing wrong with that as long as you remember that the services they give you are just promotional gimmicks. They have no obligation, legal or ethical, to deliver anything at all to you.

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  30. Ha-ha! by ReedYoung · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's one thing to be user-friendly, but Yahoo's content always suggested to me a culture that was more about looking good than being good. Obviously, their target is the mainstream computer user, but my impression is that beyond that, their tone is almost anti-tech, definitely anti-nerd. Don't ask me to cite examples, I won't bother. As I said, this is "my impression," and it's a general one. I'd guess that in their hiring decisions, they consider "fitting into the company culture" far too much, and qualifications far too little to be a place I'd like to work, so I haven't applied. Google asks the right questions of applicants: numbers of patents, entrepreneurial successes, programming awards won. So, I'm not at all surprised to see this happen to Yahoo!

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