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How Vampire Bats Evolved To Live On Blood Alone
New research has discovered some of the genetic changes that allowed vampire bats to live on a diet of pure blood. One of the bats' most important evolutionary traits is the ability to manipulate an anticoagulant protein in their blood and saliva. In humans similar proteins protect against heart attack by breaking up blood clots and clearing vessels.
They just needed to pass the BAR exam.
My work here is dung.
Who care? What we all really want to know is how Batman evolved from human to hero. Are the tights the key?
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"They live on blood because that's how God designed them!"
Sarah Palin
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Drinking blood is cool and all with the genome project (even though they're saying there isn't one but if there was) but that's only the way vampires feed. How about they do something useful and give us immortality and the strength of 20 dudes and all the other cool abilities? Then I'll be impressed, oh yeah and none of the weaknesses. Happy Halloween everyone!
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Just put friggin' lasers on their friggin heads!
Imagine, flying blood-sucking death laser pointers... Deadly AND entertaining, Win-win! >:D
How did couch potatoes evolve to live on Cheetos?
10. ???
11. Profit!!!
Mosquitos have stealth going for them, but I really don't understand how a bat is gonna feed on a mammal without getting beaten off. I mean, you can't really not notice a one-ounce hairy beast sucking on your neck and pissing on you at the same time. If a bat tried to feed on me, I'd pound it to a pulp.
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How vampire bats split off from insect-eating bats: "Once you're pulling insects off of a mammal, it's a very small step to going after the blood." lol
(Oblig. Wikipedia reference.)
Granted, a moth costume is more difficult to make for Halloween.
.. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
would have been how the bats manage to avoid becoming haemophilic despite constantly secreting and ingesting a plasminogen activator, especially one resistant to inhibition. I mean not all of the protein is going to be be broken down before absorption. I'm not sure what the kinetics of the bat PA are like but Id imagine a low concentration could activate alot of plasminogens since you usually want your blood to clot pretty fast after getting cut.
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All kidding aside, unlike other grad schools which encourage teamwork, law school pits students against each other in many ways. This isn't necessarily a bad thing for advocates, but it does help explain why lawyers tend to be such dicks.
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McDonald's should offer anticoagulants as a condiment.
Immortality sucks if something really bad happens to you, and you can't "die your way out".
And given a long enough life, the odds of something really bad happening to you become quite high.
Sometimes that's what I think hell is. Imagine if all of us actually have immortal souls.
And if we do not wish to allow God to change us and make us perfect, then we will spend an eternity being imperfect.
Which isn't that great if you think about it. Eternity is a very very long time.
Naturally you won't be allowed into Heaven, since you'd eventually make it crappy for everyone there.
There will be plenty to post, unless you think that Obama is going to come true on every single thing people expect. Which, even if he does so on most, it's unlike he won't turn around on at least some key issues.