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Space Litter To Hit Earth Tomorrow

A refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia, tossed from the international space station last year, is expected to hit earth tomorrow afternoon or evening. The 1,400-pound object was deliberately jettisoned — by hand — from the ISS's robot arm in July 2007. Since the time of re-entry is uncertain, so is the location. "NASA expects up to 15 pieces of the tank to survive the searing hot temperatures of re-entry, ranging in size from about 1.4 ounces (40 grams) to nearly 40 pounds (17.5 kilograms). ... [T]he largest pieces could slam into the Earth's surface at about 100 mph (161 kph). ...'If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it,' [a NASA spokesman] said."

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  1. Cloudy by DeadPixels · · Score: 5, Funny

    With a chance of toxic ammonia-coated metal chunks?

    1. Re:Cloudy by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

      Space trash wins. Next question.

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    2. Re:Cloudy by Suzuran · · Score: 5, Funny

      Newton.

    3. Re:Cloudy by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      17 kg at 160 kph could hit the earth anywhere?
      What if it hits SOMETHING, like a car in the highway or an airplane?

      A Boeing 747 with mass 340,000 kg takes off from JFK airport at 3:00 pm and heads towards Los Angeles at a cruising speed of 800 kph. A refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia with mass 17 kg jettisoned from the ISS 560 days prior is about to achieve re-entry at 160 kph. Where and when will they meet?

      I hate these stupid questions.

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    4. Re:Cloudy by wellingj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Given the distribution of objects and people near or on any road, compared with the probability that the asteroid hits any where near a population of meaningful size to even have a tiny chance of hitting a person, I'd say you have a better chance of hitting some one with your car than some one being hit by this chunk falling from space.

    5. Re:Cloudy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      He'll aim it at Sarah Palin. That's what she gets for not believing in gravity.

    6. Re:Cloudy by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      This sunday, Sunday, SUNDAY at The Coliseum!

    7. Re:Cloudy by amRadioHed · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The ammonia could probably be waste from reclamation of water from urine.

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    8. Re:Cloudy by binarylarry · · Score: 4, Funny

      So NASA is raining down piss waste on us all.

      Yep, sounds like the government at work all right.

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    9. Re:Cloudy by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 3, Funny

      To be honest, my daughter thought I was crazy...

      In her algebra class, she got the "Train Question"! I was so excited!

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    10. Re:Cloudy by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Tell that to the tens (hundred?) of thousands (?) who die in traffic each year.

    11. Re:Cloudy by aliquis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The chances of me dying from one drivers driving each day is probably similar to that of said debris. More control yes but also more likely to be in an area where I happen to be (in a city among the streets.)

      But most people drive many times per year, and there are lot of drivers, why worry about random piece of space junk hitting earth? The likehood of that affecting me is virtually zero. People take much bigger risks than that each and every day, which was my point.

      Sure it may be neglectful of Nasa to just throw it out there, but people do things which have a much bigger chance of having an impact on me or whoever every day and in most cases no-one cares.

    12. Re:Cloudy by hbp4c · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The Early Ammonia Servicer (EAS) is a very large, 1400 pound tank of ammonia that was used to cool electronics on the International Space Station (ISS). When a permanent cooling system was installed, the EAS was thrown overboard by spacewalking astronaut Clayton Anderson on July 23, 2007. NASA does not normally dispose of debris by throwing it overboard. The risk of collision with the International Space Station or another satellite does not justify the ease of disposing of debris this way. In the case of the Early Ammonia Servicer, it was too heavy and dangerous (because of the ammonia) to return to Earth in the Space Shuttle, and throwing it overboard was the only option. The EAS has been in a slowly decaying orbit since then." - blatantly copied from an email I received earlier today on this subject.

    13. Re:Cloudy by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Informative

      TFA answers your question. The station has, or had, an ammonia refrigeration system. This tank contained the refrigerant reserve for that.

    14. Re:Cloudy by DanielLC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The difference is that I am in control of the car (most of the time, anyway).

      The other difference is that you're on a road full of other cars. The Earth has an area of 510,072,000 km^2. There is a human population of about 6,700,000,000. That's about 13 people every square kilometer, or one person ever 76000 square meters. NASA does much more damage than this is expected to do just by wasting money. If you don't think that kills anyone, I'd like to point out that there's a strong correlation between lifespan and income.

    15. Re:Cloudy by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      why worry about random piece of space junk hitting earth? The likehood of that affecting me is virtually zero. People take much bigger risks than that each and every day, which was my point.

      There's an old saying that no matter how good a driver you are, you have to worry about all the other idiots on the road. However you still have some degree of control; I can to a certain extent spot crap drivers and give them a wide berth, or be mentally prepared for their craptitude which can shave a litle off the reaction time when I need to take evasive action.

      If a lump of random spacecrap is going to land on you, it's going to land on you. There's sod all you can do about it. I doubt the prediction is timely and accurate enough that you could get the heck away or shelter in a basement when it hits.

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    16. Re:Cloudy by narcberry · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's the same reason I don't care what's behind my target when I go shooting.

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    17. Re:Cloudy by digitalgiblet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Basically the NASA equivalent of driving down the highway, peeing in a can and throwing it out the window...

    18. Re:Cloudy by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not gravity; it's Intelligent Falling. Science can try to explain, but if science is real, then why is there no fossil record for gravity?

      See, you've got no answer for that, so therefore I win.

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    19. Re:Cloudy by Kagura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How do they jettison something in space? I understood that you can't "push" something away from you while in orbit, because it will eventually come right back to you on the other side of the orbit. Unless the ISS was boosted by the Shuttle after jettisoning the object, or something.

    20. Re:Cloudy by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention that two-thirds of the planet is ocean...

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    21. Re:Cloudy by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're right here. You are much more likely to hit something on a roadway than on some random spot on Earth.

      Let's say that anyone within four square meters of where this thing hits is going to be mighty unhappy. And assuming some overlap, let's say there are 10,000,000,000 square meters of "target" area. The Earth's surface area is about 511,000,000,000,000 square meters. So about 50,000 to 1 that one or more people get KOed by this thing.

      Note: chances of some silly error on my part: 50-50.

    22. Re:Cloudy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      In space, no one can hear you WHOOSH.

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    23. Re:Cloudy by billcopc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, throwing it backwards would be the worst. We're talking about orbits here, so it will do a loop around the planet and smack you in the face.

      You would want to push something off to a different altitude, so that your orbits do not cross at all. In this particular case, they would have pushed it down toward Earth.

      I'm more than a little concerned about what happens if this debris falls ON something, you know, like one of the 6 billion humans that inhabit this wretched mound of dirt. I'm secretly wishing it would crash right in the middle of the pentagon (tee-hee!)... just to see what kind of bullshit terrorist propaganda they'd make up to explain it.

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    24. Re:Cloudy by billcopc · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Two trains leave the station at the same time, heading in opposite directions.

      If train A is moving at 80 mph, and train B is moving at 50 mph, why the hell are you wearing that stupid looking hat ?

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    25. Re:Cloudy by NemosomeN · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ammonia, in its pure, gaseous form, is used as a refrigerant. It cools much colder than freon. It's used in industry to freeze meat products, though some have gone to (less effective, but "safer") CO2, which is actually more dangerous. CO2 is less toxic, but NOBODY fails to recognize an ammonia leak.

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    26. Re:Cloudy by NemosomeN · · Score: 2, Informative

      If this hit close enough for the ammonia to kill you, the shrapnel would kill you anyway. Ammonia really isn't terribly dangerous. I've had anhydrous leak in my face before. Wasn't pleasant, but wasn't particularly deadly. Hell of a way to die though, I can't imagine how terrible it would hurt to be killed by shrapnel, but have to suffer in a cloud of ammonia while you die. (Ammonia dissolves readily in wounds, eyes, etc. and it burns).

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    27. Re:Cloudy by kf6auf · · Score: 3, Informative

      IANA rocket scientist, but I am a physicist and the physics here is fairly straightforward. No matter how you throw it, if you can't throw it hard enough to enter the earth's atmosphere before it makes it to the other side of the planet, it will go back to the exact same spot you threw it from due to energy conservation. Exceptions only exist if the initial (ISS) orbit is highly elliptical (it's almost circular) so that it processes a lot or if you put a rocket on it, in which case energy conservation behaves less simply. The least energy intensive way of getting it to impact the atmosphere is to throw it backwards so that it's not going fast enough to maintain orbit at that radius and so it will fall toward the earth and hopefully impact the atmosphere. IIRC, this is called a Hohmann transfer orbit. Note that it is not possible to get a object from one circular orbit to another without not one but two impulses, which means you would need a rocket on the trash.

    28. Re:Cloudy by Teancum · · Score: 3, Informative

      The answer to this has to do more with what the rest of the ISS is doing than the little piece of trash that you are throwing "overboard".

      You are completely correct that anything you toss out will eventually come back and hit you no matter how hard you throw it. Well, that is if that is the only thing you have tossed and in a completely pure mathematical sense.

      At the ISS altitude you are still somewhat inside the Earth's atmosphere anyway, so everything has a bit of atmospheric drag to it. Yeah, it is so little "atmosphere" that it might as well be the best vacuum you can find on any ground-based laboratory, but getting pelted by air molecules still eventually slow down spacecraft, including the ISS. That is also the reason why this tank is even in the news at all right now.

      The ISS has to use thrusters and "boosts" from the shuttle visits to raise the altitude of the station periodically. As soon as this happens, the station is in a completely different orbit from the trash, which can then take its sweet time to crash to the Earth eventually.

      Both Skylab and MIR suffered the ultimate consequences of what would happen if you didn't perform this periodic boosting... and ultimately came crashing to the Earth. The ISS is large enough that, at least from what I understand, the partner agencies don't ever want to see that happen.

  2. "toxic ammonia"? by penginkun · · Score: 5, Funny

    As opposed to that non-toxic, safe-to-eat, oh-so-good-for-you ammonia they sell down at the cleaning supplies store?

    1. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by vidarh · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Heh. A lot of Scandinavian candy contains ammonium chloride...

      I've yet to meet any non-Scandinavian that likes it, though apparently they sell they stuff in the Netherlands and Germany too.

    2. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ammonium chloride is not even slightly like ammonia, in the same way that table salt is not even slightly like chlorine gas.

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    3. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here's hoping someone undoes the Flamebait mod in meta-moderation. Is idiocy a prerequisite for getting mod points?

    4. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by karlandtanya · · Score: 2

      Sammiak?

      I worked with a Dutchman in Turkey for a couple weeks and he brought "salty licorice".

      I munched about half the bag on the first day.
      If I ate that much NaCl, I'd be miserable for two days.
      Wonderful stuff--my whole head would turn into a licorice fog with every bite.

      BTW, If you live in the US and like that sort of thing, "World Market" sells salty licorice fish.

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    5. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by DittoBox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Windex is a lot less bad for you than cat piss. Believe me.

      Of course ingesting either one is a seriously FUBUAR proposition, but I digress.

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    6. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Daimanta · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, it's called salmiak and it's probably an acquired taste. I have heard of a person who said that it tasted like catpiss. But on the other hand, the Americans invented McDonalds so I guess that makes us even :)

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    7. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by settantta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've yet to meet any non-Scandinavian that likes it, though apparently they sell they stuff in the Netherlands and Germany too.

      I was born and bred in Australia of Anglo-Saxon parentage. I love Dutch Salted Liquorice (Dobbel Zoot preferred). That sal ammoniac just adds that little extra. Ammonium Chloride (aka Sal Ammoniac, aka smelling salts) used to be an integral part of first aid kits until fairly recently, BTW.

    8. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by dkf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is idiocy a prerequisite for getting mod points?

      No, but it helps! After all, I've been modded up quite a few times over the years...

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    9. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Does it strike anyone else as improbable that any significant amount of ammonia gas will be anywhere near that 17kg chunk of metal that survives reentry?

    10. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by v1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have heard of a person who said that it tasted like catpiss

      I don't know anyone that knows what cat piss tastes like. Do you?

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    11. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

      Windex is a lot less bad for you than cat piss. Believe me.

      Cheesing is bad, mmkay?

    12. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Winston Churchill wanted to drop candy laced with ammonia from Lancaster bombers on Germany, but the people at the War Ministry thought it was a crazy plan with no strategic benefit.

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    13. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by kaens · · Score: 4, Funny

      I know what cat piss tastes like, but I've never tried salmiak.

    14. Re:"toxic ammonia"? by LearnToSpell · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only if it lands on a pissing cat.

  3. Current data on object by lecithin · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Current data on object by bruins01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your sig takes on a whole new meaning in light of that quotation in the summary.

  4. Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth? by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Assuming a capable laser system, would a gentle laser push towards earth be a good way to clean up space junk? Would away from earth be better?

    A laser which would simply annihilate the junk would be admittedly cooler, but could de-orbit be accomplished with much less power?

  5. Did anyone else think.... by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    about how cool this is?

    First, here is NASA being about as open about it as they can get. We dumped a toxic container out, and it might hit your house or spouse or both. Possible reason for joy?

    Second, 50 years ago there was probably only two people on the entire planet that could have thought such a safety announcement would be put out with all the fame and glory of a news item about a fender bender in the WalMart parking lot!

    I kind of look forward to news reports like this:

    Space weather warning: Launch News- Today in the Southern Americas regions, the likelihood of debris showers is at Threat Level Orange. Expected drop zone is 15 miles off the coast of Peru as the StarLiner "Moses" launches for Alpha Centauri.
    Between the hours of 13:00 GMT and 23:50 GMT, some pieces of the launch platform are expected to survive the searing heat of re-entry. It is possible for pieces up to 57 kilograms to reach the Earth's surface. Please contact the local constabulary for concerns about livestock. Normal insurance claim processes apply.

    You all wanted flying cars. I want star cruisers and Earth 2.0.

  6. Collectors beware by zakezuke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it

    Yes, I hope they don't, but in reality if someone encounters a piece of space trash, and see it for space trash, they will pick it up thinking it might be worth something.

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  7. Re:Landfall projection? by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Natural space junk of similar mass hits the Earth all the time. When was the last time you heard of anyone getting killed by a meteorite?

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  8. TFA Problems by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "A refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia, tossed from the international space station last year, is expected to hit earth tomorrow afternoon or evening."

    Written for maximum impact at the expense of accuracy. Frinstance: Toxic ammonia vs. what? Inert, organism-friendly ammonia? The modifier is as useful as adding "wet" to water.

    The distinction would matter if the tank were going to land intact. As TFA states it'll break up during reentry. Any ammonia inside will be explosively released due to reentry heat increasing the pressure, the fact that the first break will destroy any aerodynamic stability and rip the tank and components to shreds nearly instantly, and/or the ammonia being sucked out through the first breach by the low pressure at high altitude and the vacuum created by the air speed.

    But that makes the spokescritter's point re: finding pieces moot and the comment mostly FUD. Any pieces will be chunks of metal, possibly with sharp edges but most likely rounded by reentry heat.

    To their credit, unlike many previous articles, TFA makes the attempt to indicate the probability of sea vs. land impact rather than run with the FUD hype of the latter alone.

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    1. Re:TFA Problems by blackest_k · · Score: 2, Funny

      toxic ammonia is only redundant if you know ammonia is toxic, how many people know Obama is muslim? or any manner of other well knowed things.

       

    2. Re:TFA Problems by jamesh · · Score: 2, Funny

      And since when did the refridgerator become a unit of measure? Is it a bar fridge? The sort of mini fridge you have in the back of your SUV? A double door fridge-freezer combination?

    3. Re:TFA Problems by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well in part, it may simply be a warning. Most people do not know all the chemicals out there and may not know ammonia is toxic. Also, just because a chemical is present, doesn't mean it is present in a dangerous state. I keep an explosive alkali metal and a toxic gas in my kitchen. However, they are in the form of NaCl, table salt, and thus are harmless. Noting that it is toxic is a way of indicating that it is either in a free state or in a dangerous compound. However you can very well have ammonia in a harmless salt as well.

  9. Nasa Suess by Tablizer · · Score: 4, Funny

    A star is falling
    With nasty goo
    It's kinda sticky
    It smells like poo

    It may hit a house
    It may hit a mouse
    And if you don't look out
    It will hit your spouse

    But you can't duck
    And you can't run
    'Cause it's falling faster
    Than a Bullet from a Gun

    It might hit with a thud
    Or a squishy "smoosh"
    It may make a hole
    Or knock out a tooth

    Quickly Quickly!
    Find somebody to sue
    For the fast and smelly
    Outer space goo!

    1. Re:Nasa Suess by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Point of contention. The article says 100mph...

      I doubt most of Dr. Seuss would pass physics tests anyhow.

      That being said, the falling speed depends on atmosphere thickness. Thus, it will be coming at you very fast and then slowing down as it hits the thicker lower layers of the atmosphere where the people are. Thus, it's only half wrong.
             

  10. Re:clue ? by exley · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't expect for people to RTFA here, but at least RTFS. It's not rocket science, you know.

  11. Re:clue ? by mrchaotica · · Score: 4, Informative

    A large one might dent your car in the extremely improbable case that one should hit it.

    TFA says the largest piece could be about 40 pounds and hit at 100 mph. That wouldn't dent your car, it would totally destroy it.

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  12. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by Teun · · Score: 2, Informative
    According to the article it was "deliberately jettisoned â" by hand â" from the ISS's robot arm in July 2007."

    The problem is not the desintegration in earth's atmosphere but the uncertainty about where it's going to happen.

    Pushing it by a laser would certainly be a more expensive solution but not do anything about the real problem.

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  13. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by WillKemp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would they, the pieces mentioned in TFA are very small already.

    Try saying that after a 17kg chunk hits you on the head at 100mph!

  14. A tinfoil hat moment... by pongo000 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...'If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it,' [a NASA spokesman] said."

    Hmm...and why might that be? Some stray ammonia molecules might still be clinging to said pieces? I read somewhere (probably here) that meteorites are actually cool to the touch if they arrive on the ground intact. I don't recall pieces of Columbia starting fires upon impact.

    So if temperature isn't the issue, why would a NASA spokesman make such an inane statement?

  15. An important detail by techno-vampire · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There's something important that the summary ignored. (surprise, surprise) If you RTFA, you'll learn that the tank is filled with "toxic ammonia coolant." That means that the contents are very good at absorbing heat; else they'd be no good as a coolant. And, we all know that reentry generates lots and lots of heat. I wonder if anybody at NASA knows how much pressure that tank can hold and how likely it is to burst long before it reaches the ground.

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    1. Re:An important detail by Xeth · · Score: 4, Funny

      I wonder if anybody at NASA knows how much pressure that tank can hold and how likely it is to burst long before it reaches the ground.

      I'm going to go out on a limb and say... yes, someone probably does.

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    2. Re:An important detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why didn't they vent the ammonia into space?

      Would it have frozen too quickly, so exit valve would become clogged with ammonia ice? Or would it present a danger to the space station?

  16. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by SnarfQuest · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't have a big enough shark to mount the laser on at the moment.

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  17. Re:Landfall projection? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's rare but being hit by metorites *does* happen. I can't find a recorded instance since 2002 (although there's a nice picture of a destroyed car from 1992 which probably doesn't count as it didn't hit a person.

    Of course by the time it hits someone it's normally little more than a very hot pebble, and causes little more than some burning.

    If something the size of a fridge hit you you'd feel a little bit more than a burning sensation!

  18. Hrmm... by hack++slash · · Score: 5, Funny

    When this refrigerator sized chunk hits the ground and finally stops rolling, will it open and Indiana Jones falls out?

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  19. Andromeda strain by rossdee · · Score: 3, Funny

    There mught be some alien microoganism clinging to the debris, that could clot all your blood in seconds (unless you're a wino with an ulcer taking asprin...)

  20. Re:clue ? by nacturation · · Score: 2, Interesting

    TFA says the largest piece could be about 40 pounds and hit at 100 mph. That wouldn't dent your car, it would totally destroy it.

    If you're driving along a highway at 100mph, I have a hard time imaging that hitting a 40 pound child would totally destroy a car. Serious damage, sure.

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  21. The World Will End? by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Some weird looking bunny told me this news yesterday.  Wonder how he knew?

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  22. Re:clue ? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    A 40 pound child is a little more...yielding than a 40 pound chunk of metal. Also, the 40 pound chunk of metal would presumably be falling on the car from above, not hitting the car head-on. So yah, it may not actually reduce the entire car to a smoking crater, but it would likely total it.

    So, while I have no doubt you have plentiful experience striking 40 pound children with vehicles, I'm not sure that experience is directly applicable to the situation at hand.

  23. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by ZXDunny · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's face it, you just want to build an effing big laser and fire it at stuff. It's ok, you can admit it, nobody will think any the worse of you.

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  24. Strange warning. by karlandtanya · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If anybody found a piece of anything on the ground Monday morning, I would hope they wouldn't get too close to it

    Why the concern? By the time it's on the ground, it's stopped, all the ammonia has boiled off, and if it's still hot, it'll cool off pretty quickly? What's the danger? Is there some green goop on it that will turn you into the blob?

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  25. Re:Landfall projection? by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

    > It's rare but being hit by metorites *does* happen.

    That's my point. six billion people, it's rare that any are hit by all that natural junk, and you are worried about this?

    > If something the size of a fridge hit you you'd feel a little bit more than a burning
    > sensation!

    NASA says no pieces larger than 40lb.

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  26. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by dgatwood · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm pretty sure I know how to find out where it will land.

    *reconfigures the cell towers to do continuous triangulation on Ellen Muth*

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  27. Re:clue ? by emandres · · Score: 4, Funny

    Conservation of momentum - the effect of a car traveling at 100mph hitting a child is not the same as a child traveling at 100mph hitting a car. If you can follow the unformatted math:
    M_car * V_car = (~1000 kg)(44.7 m/s) ~= 44700 kg*m/s
    M_child * V_child = (~20 kg)(44.7 m/s) ~= 894 kg*m/s
    The fact that the child is a lot more *squishy* than the car has little to do with it. If you want a comparable situation, think of throwing a turkey at 100mph at a parked car. I guarantee you that car's not going to come out looking to good.

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  28. Re:clue ? by Phroon · · Score: 2, Funny

    A large one might dent your car in the extremely improbable case that one should hit it.

    TFA says the largest piece could be about 40 pounds and hit at 100 mph. That wouldn't dent your car, it would totally destroy it.

    Totally destroy yes, but it might also increase it's value.

  29. Re:clue ? by Khuffie · · Score: 3, Funny

    Did you see the part where it says the answer to your question is currently unknown?

  30. Re:clue ? by Xandar01 · · Score: 4, Funny

    > If you want a comparable situation, think of throwing a turkey at 100mph at a parked car. I guarantee you that car's not going to come out looking to good.

    Is that a frozen or thawed turkey??

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  31. Re:clue ? by dkf · · Score: 4, Funny

    > If you want a comparable situation, think of throwing a turkey at 100mph at a parked car. I guarantee you that car's not going to come out looking to good.

    Is that a frozen or thawed turkey??

    That reminds me of the story about when they were testing high speed electric trains for what happens when a bird-strike occurs. To do this, they got hold of a linear accelerator, put a turkey in it, and fired it at the front of the train, head on. The bird went straight through the windscreen, the driver's seat, and embedded itself deep within the transformer block behind! To say that the train engineers were dismayed misses the point by a country mile, but they cheered up rather a lot when the realized that they'd forgotten to defrost the turkey first, and that repeating with a fresh bird resulted in a safe splat with no danger to human life.

    I'll let someone else karma-whore with the link.

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  32. Re:Landfall projection? by jamesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's my point. six billion people, it's rare that any are hit by all that natural junk, and you are worried about this?

    I've wondered about this before. A good percentage of those six billion people are in places where it might not be reported if one of them were killed by something falling from above... how sure are we that it hasn't happened once or twice before and we just never heard about it?

  33. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by JoeMerchant · · Score: 5, Funny

    Assuming a capable laser system, would a gentle laser push towards earth be a good way to clean up space junk? Would away from earth be better?

    A laser which would simply annihilate the junk would be admittedly cooler, but could de-orbit be accomplished with much less power?

    Last time I tried to get my car to roll backwards by turning on the headlights, it took a really long time....

  34. Re:clue by RockWolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, while I have no doubt you have plentiful experience striking 40 pound children with vehicles, I'm not sure that experience is directly applicable to the situation at hand.

    We start by assuming a perfectly spherical 40lb child of uniform density...

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  35. Re:clue by melted+keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ok,... American child,... got it. What next?

  36. What kills you matters... by titzandkunt · · Score: 3, Interesting


    Have a look at Professer John Adams' analysis of people's understanding, assessment amd reaction to various sources of risk... He's spent a lifetime studying the whole field of "risk", and his idea of risk amplification seems to be gaining traction within the field:

    http://www.socialaffairsunit.org.uk/blog/archives/000512.php

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  37. Odds Of,,, by maz2331 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Considering the uncertainty of where it will hit, what does the /. community think would be a good line to place on any of these occuring:

    1. Debris Hits John McCain in the head?
    2. Debris Hits John McCain AND Sarah Palin in the head?
    3. Debris hits Barak Obama in the head?
    4. Debris Hits Barak Obama AND Joe Biden in the head?
    5. Debris Hits George Bush in the head?
    6. Debris Hits Osama bin Laden in the head?
    7. Debris hits nobody in the head?
    8. Debris hits nobody's house?
    9. Debris causes zero real damage to everything?
    10. Who cares what we talk about on /. anyway?

    1. Re:Odds Of,,, by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 3, Funny
      You forgot:

      11. Debris hits Cowboy Neal on the head

      Then, we can have a real poll.

  38. Re:Landfall projection? by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

    People have been hit by meteorites. They've also been hit by lumps of ice falling off airliners. Neither is classed as a major hazard, though.

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  39. The Silver Lining by ChangelingJane · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is like a lottery ticket for people who are both suicidal and seriously lazy.

  40. Re:Could/Should we push all the junk back at earth by toddestan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Last time I tried to get my car to roll backwards by turning on the headlights, it took a really long time....

    Well next time, try taping some cardboard over the taillights or something.

  41. I need the insurance money... by NeuroManson · · Score: 2, Funny

    PleaseLetOneHitMyCar... PleaseLetOneHitMyCar... PleaseLetOneHitMyCar...

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  42. depends on the country by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 3, Informative
    An ignoramus, posting as an AC, blurted out:

    Then stop riding in the goddamn street, motherfucker. It's common courtesy. Ride on the damn sidewalk. go ahead, scaredy-cat. Just try it, I promise that passing policemen will not stop and ticket you.

    In Germany, Finland and numerous other countries, cyclists are expected to stay on the sidewalk, and not on the road. They might be ticketed if caught cycling on the road if the road has a sidewalk.

    In Great Britain, Ireland, and numerous other countries, cyclists are expected to stay on the road, and not on the sidewalk. They might be ticketed if caught cycling on the sidewalk.

    These laws are unevenly enforced.

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  43. Hmmmmm..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 4, Funny

    A single sheet of newspaper blows off my boat into the water and I get a $100 fine for littering.

    NASA intentionally hurls a "refrigerator-sized tank of toxic ammonia" weighing 1400 pounds into the ocean and nothing happens to them.

    Something doesn't add up.

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  44. What happens if it hits my house? by Ma8thew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously the chances of it hitting anything are low, but say it actually hits something of value: a house, a car, a person... Is anyone liable for it?

  45. What goes up; goes down. by misterjava66 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    We put one piece of this stuff up on average per day.

    Guess what, one piece of this stuff comes back per day.

    In the entire history of the U.S., Russian, Euro, and other space programs,
    there have been only a few minor incidents and one or two sort of big deal
    incidents but no REAL harm.

    Crashing space junk makes good sensationalistic news, but resultswise,
    the earth is really really big, its mostly water, and most of the rest
    is not used by people, and even the parts used by people are mostly not
    damagible targets.

    don't worry about it.

    oh, btw, amnonia(?), once that tank breaks open in the stratosphere, it
    is no longer a threat to anyone.