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Identifying People By Odor As Effective As Fingerprinting

A study has found that everybody has a unique body odor, like their fingerprints, that could be used as an unique identifier. The study showed that a persons unique odor stayed the same even if they varied their diet with strong smelling foods such as garlic and spices. "These findings indicate that biologically-based odorprints, like fingerprints, could be a reliable way to identify individuals," said Monell chemist Jae Kwak. I would have thought that hundreds of years of dogs tracking people would have proved this, but it's nice to know that science has figured it out officially now.

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  1. Why? by Facegarden · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is this even Idle? This is actually somewhat interesting.... I hate Idle, Btw.
    -Taylor

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    1. Re:Why? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1, Funny

      I was about to say something like that. This does have quite a bit of relevance to forensic examination, biometrics, chilling effects, avenues for technology, it's practically a topic for Slashdot paradise. I'm sure Microsoft will find a way to, dare I say it... stick their noses in it?

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    2. Re:Why? by Dan541 · · Score: 4, Funny

      My dog already knew and understood this, that does not speak well for science.

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    3. Re:Why? by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Ok, I'll risk running into Godwin but:

      My dog has no nose, you insensitive clod!

    4. Re:Why? by philspear · · Score: 1

      I hate Idle, Btw.

      Yet you continue to read it... interesting...

    5. Re:Why? by digitig · · Score: 1

      My dog has no nose

      Jamaica?

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    6. Re:Why? by Tronks · · Score: 0

      Even I have a couple of friends I can uniquely identify by their... ahem... odor.

    7. Re:Why? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Then how does it smell?

    8. Re:Why? by bain_online · · Score: 1

      I hate Idle, Btw.

      Yet you continue to read it... interesting...

      You must be new here

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    9. Re:Why? by lanswitch · · Score: 3, Funny

      awful.

    10. Re:Why? by sqldr · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate Idle, Btw.

      Try running this then:

      #!/bin/sh

      while true; do
      fork
      done

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    11. Re:Why? by RulerOf · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they're your friends, at least you like those people.

      I've got co-workers.

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    12. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole thing just stinks.

    13. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think we can also have "Smell Communication" in the future. just like the Video communication, Voice Communication. I think we can use the smell in Instant messaging... like sending a smiley... we will be able to send a "Smell"..... Wht do you think guys...?
      - J

    14. Re:Why? by BagOfSpotz · · Score: 1

      ... but he doesn't realize it!

    15. Re:Why? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      My dog is a bitch you insensitive clod...

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  2. Oh... by Facegarden · · Score: 1, Insightful

    And one more thing... Trying to make Idle legitimate by putting real articles on it too is lame. Put real articles where they belong, banish idle to hell.
    -Taylor

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    1. Re:Oh... by Skrapion · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You people. First you complain that Idle isn't any good, and now you're complaining that it shouldn't be any good?

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    2. Re:Oh... by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      Well, if idle has good articles what's the difference between Idle and not-Idle...?

      Additionally, if Idle isn't any good, then most people think it's a waste. No contradiction here.

    3. Re:Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well, if idle has good articles what's the difference between Idle and not-Idle...?

      Possibly the fact that replying "I'm surprised at this result because when I eat chocolate or drink coffee my urine smells heavily of cacao beans" is a legitimate non-trollish response to this Idle post, whereas it would not be received the same way in most other stories.

      More straightforward, though, I think the anti-Idle sect is based largely on misguided dogma rather than the value of Idle or their anti-Idle viewpoint. "Idleispants" is a cool meme to hear from an attractive chick, but it's rather lame as an auto-response to all Idle articles - which is how it is used, generally. The fact that many recent "Ask Slashdot" articles about technical issues were ragged on as much as Idle articles just adds to my feelings that many /. users are simply stuck in very narrow views of what slashdot is supposed to be about - which, as far as I can tell, is consisting of a nerd-oriented version of Google News that often displays summaries that have poor grammar and spelling.

    4. Re:Oh... by Facegarden · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You people. First you complain that Idle isn't any good, and now you're complaining that it shouldn't be any good?

      No, I'm complaining that there is already a section for this article, it's called "Science", and that i feel people are artificially putting this in the wrong category to make it seem more legitimate.

      The idea behind the idle section is to have articles that are sort of pointless - that's just the point, i'm not ragging on it. Thing is, i don't like that idea, i think it's stupid.
      -Taylor

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    5. Re:Oh... by Skrapion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They've also been using the section for "oddball" stories, of which this clearly fits.

      In fact, with the exception of a few YouTube videos that showed up early in the life of Idle, most of the stuff posted in Idle that's made it to the front page is stuff that would have been posted on Slashdot anyway, but under a different category.

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    6. Re:Oh... by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Well, if idle has good articles what's the difference between Idle and not-Idle...?

      An overabundance of free time and an inability to occupy it with anything meaningful.

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    7. Re:Oh... by Isotopian · · Score: 1

      Hup! What do you mean, you people?!

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    8. Re:Oh... by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      Who's free time would that be exactly?

    9. Re:Oh... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      j"ust adds to my feelings that many /. users are simply stuck in very narrow views of what slashdot is supposed to be about"

      I find it interesting that most of the users who complain about idle never have low uids. Not that a high uid necessarily implies a new user, but still. Most importantly, as registered users they can turn idle off completely, so WTF is all I'm saying.

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    10. Re:Oh... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How is this oddball at all? It's horribly obvious and has a scientific basis. That's not oddball, it's Science, and as others have pointed out, there is already such a section. Thinking that this is an "oddball" discovery is about the same as thinking that knowing that the earth is not flat is an "oddball" discovery, and only labels you as a provincial putz. Is it "weird" because it has to do with body odor, with which Americans are inordinately uncomfortable?

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    11. Re:Oh... by RulerOf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While this article may be misplaced, I'd say that while regular /. stories are "News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters," Idle /. could be considered "News for Nerds, Stuff that Doesn't Matter," but that you still might find interesting.

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    12. Re:Oh... by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 1

      1) this isn't my first slashdot account, and I've been reading slashdot much longer than I've ever had an account.
      2) The vast majority of people on slashdot have high userids for rather obvious reasons!
      3) You're dick-waving about user ids? That's pretty lame.

      WTF is all I"m saying.

    13. Re:Oh... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      I'm not dick-waving, I have none to wave with in terms of user id. I'm just saying negative comments tend to come from uids higher than mine, and positive from uids lower than mine. This is my observation.

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    14. Re:Oh... by andy19 · · Score: 1

      Oh, you must be new at this. This is the internet. People tend to complain about a lot.

    15. Re:Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well fuck your shit.

    16. Re:Oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if I filter out Idle on the assumption that there's nothing there I want to see, then if Idle actually has interesting content, it becomes problematic for me: I want to make sure I see interesting content, therefore I must watch Idle (even though most of the stuff on Idle is not interesting to me).

      Whereas if Idle contains only fluff or silly stuff that I don't want to see, then I can safely ignore it on a regular basis.

    17. Re:Oh... by uglyduckling · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, this new-fangled Idle thing is pretty good, don't you agree?

  3. What porn site did that picture come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    i need to know

    1. Re:What porn site did that picture come from? by wickerprints · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's from a National Geographic article from like 15 years ago, about the science of smell. The notable thing about this photo is that all the "smellers" are female--this is because in general, women tend to be more sensitive to smell, and besides, men probably don't want other men smelling their pits.

    2. Re:What porn site did that picture come from? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but why are all the smell-ees male? I've known some stanky women!

    3. Re:What porn site did that picture come from? by macraig · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Armpit odor isn't actually generated by the human body itself: it's caused by bacteria feeding on "exudates". That's also true of bad breath. One of the most effective deodorants you can find is a triple antibiotic.

      If that's true of the entire body in general, then simply eliminating - or substituting - the bacteria and other freeloaders might very well change this odor signature.

    4. Re:What porn site did that picture come from? by BattleApple · · Score: 1

      right after this photo was taken, they just switched positions

    5. Re:What porn site did that picture come from? by fizzup · · Score: 1

      I don't think you're right. I think this is from a Consumer Reports test of underarm deodorant. I think you're right that the article was from about 15 years ago, though.

    6. Re:What porn site did that picture come from? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Toothpaste and alcohol also work well, for the same reason.

      Some people (myself included) tend to have very little body odor, even when unwashed. Probably a matter of how "natural" one's surface flora are. Too much soap and chemicals can disrupt that natural flora.

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    7. Re:What porn site did that picture come from? by macraig · · Score: 1

      Yeah, forgot to mention the sponge bath with rubbing alcohol....

  4. farts by u4ya · · Score: 3, Funny

    each persons' fart has its own unique flavor too. although I don't envy the poor bastard who has to test this theory.

    1. Re:farts by xtracto · · Score: 1

      don't envy the poor bastard who has to test this theory.
      Somehow... relating the idle picture with your comment made my mind eyes cry... blood tears. ...you insensitive clod!

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  5. Obviously... by Xenographic · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's on Idle because this idea was invented by Shampoo.

    1. Re:Obviously... by JavaBasedOS · · Score: 1

      Shampoo is pa-... Wait, you almost had me there. Nice try.

    2. Re:Obviously... by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      What would Shampoo do?

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    3. Re:Obviously... by wclacy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Do identical twins put off the same odor?

    4. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That depends on the amount of beans.

    5. Re:Obviously... by theaveng · · Score: 3, Informative

      I agree.

      TRIVIA - Smelling people can also reveal your mate. A quick whiff allows the body to detect a person's genetic makeup, and we feel attracted to those with genes opposite to ours.

      The use of deodorants and birth control pills can disrupt this natural process (your mate's smell is masked or changed).

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    6. Re:Obviously... by rav0 · · Score: 1

      Except she won't get near enough to pick up your scent if your BO drives her away first.

    7. Re:Obviously... by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      It's on Idle because this idea was invented by Shampoo.
      Stasi - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stasi
      East-German Secret Police

      "During an interview the seats were covered with a cotton sheet, to collect the perspiration of the victim. His name was written in a glass and the sheet was kept in the archives. Other common ways that the scents would be collected is through breaking into a home and taking parts of garments. The most common garment taken was underpants, because of how close the garment is to the skin".

      They cataloged thousands of scents. They had all these weird theories. Looks like they've been proven right.

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    8. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do identical twins put off the same odor?

      Give me a week and I'll find out for you. However, my study group will only consist of women age 20-30. Will that do?

    9. Re:Obviously... by macraig · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but I'm put off by the idea of twins having the same odor.

    10. Re:Obviously... by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      yes, scent seems to be the primary way of determining a person's major histocompatibility complex (MHC).

      if a potential mate has a highly complementary (dissimilar to one's own) MHC then your offspring will inherent a more robust immune system. if a couple shares very similar/homogeneous MHC genes then their offspring will inherit a less diverse set of natural immunities, and thus will be more susceptible to disease & illness.

      however, birth control pills do not interfere with this sexual selection process by masking one's scent. instead, the hormonal changes simply cause women to be more attracted to men with MHCs similar to their own.

      on a separate note, what is up with these narrow input boxes in the idle section? is this submission form designed for cellphone browsers or something?

    11. Re:Obviously... by Rycross · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, so the underpants gnomes are Nazis? I guess we figured out what the missing part of:

      1. Steal underpants
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

      was.

    12. Re:Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only if they ate exactly the same amount of foods and expended the same energy at the same time.

    13. Re:Obviously... by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I saw a program on it. Samples were kept in a glass jar with a screw top. Many are still around.
      Each sample is maybe 25cm2, so someone would had to have sniffed the undies to find the 'sweet spot' :) , then cut the piece out and store it, labeled and all.

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    14. Re:Obviously... by wclacy · · Score: 1

      So which are more influential in creating distinct smells, genetics, diet, exercise, or environment? Is it impossible with billions of people on this planet to have 2 people with the exact same smell?

      Animals seem to have the same distinct smell properties as they use their own scent to mark their territory.

  6. first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I welcome our new armpit sniffing overlords!

    1. Re:first post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also, but not on Monday morning !!

  7. finger prints arent that unique! by TheSovereign · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the idea that fingerprints are unique is stupid, especially for anyone who is actually in law enforcement or forensics. you need 12 count it TWELVE different points of matching to even get a fingerprint submitted for evidence. so if this odor is just as effective that means its pretty much a scare tactic as much as "we got your fingerprints at the scene!" is

    1. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't mean that fingerprints aren't unique, just that they can often be similar. It doesn't matter how many points it takes to do the matching. The count of points really just a way of representing resolution; all you're saying is that fingerprint matching requires high-resolution prints to be conclusive.

    2. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Y.A.A.P. · · Score: 5, Informative

      the idea that fingerprints are unique is stupid, especially for anyone who is actually in law enforcement or forensics. you need 12 count it TWELVE different points of matching to even get a fingerprint submitted for evidence. so if this odor is just as effective that means its pretty much a scare tactic as much as "we got your fingerprints at the scene!" is

      I wouldn't call it stupid, just incorrect when all possibilities are tried.

      Aside from genetically-identical twins, there are a rare few known cases where people do have matching fingerprints (it's been awhile since I read the article but I seem to recall a resolution of around a thousand comparison points in one such case). However, with the incredibly low occurrence rate for this duplication, fingerprints still reign as the current top method for human identity verification (DNA matching takes alot more time and still isn't 100% accurate).

      The article and summary are misleading, as well. This study was only performed on mice, not humans. There is additional doubt introduced from the lack of description of the experimental procedure. If the mice weren't separated long enough after the diet change, then a sufficient amount of the recognized scent may have remained for the other mice to make correct identifications.

      The comment about dogs in the summary may be incorrect as well, but I don't really know. I have never read about any studies that tried to have a dog track a person from a previous scent marker after they've undergone a radical diet change and sufficient time for the body to remove the chemical traces of the old diet. They usually give dogs an item that someone has used recently in order to track them by scent.

      I do know two things from my personal experiences as a person with a strong sense of smell:

      1. In favor of the results that the articles puts forward as 'fact' - without perfumes, colognes, other scented body products or even any noticeable sweat; a woman definitely smells different than a man.

      2. Disagreeing with the postulate from the results of the study - How best to put this delicately? The scent of certain subsets of people that stereotypically consume specific diets does indeed match scents from those diets when their scent becomes strong enough.

      Of course, I'm not a canine, so regardless of my personal experience, there may indeed be elements of a person's scent that are as unique as their DNA. Actually, if a dog's sense of smell is advanced enough, their olfactory processing could be doing on-the-fly DNA matching. Though, I've never seen someone even postulate a study that could confirm that little bit of information.

      I do agree with a couple of the other comments so far. This news has enough merit to be under a section other than Idle.

    3. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      If it's comparable to fingerprints, and if fingerprints are already cross-referenced with DNA, iris and voice patterns, psychological profiles, and many other personally identifying traits of someone, then what does that do when you add odor to the list of what makes a person a person?

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    4. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      these are the few of the core elements which make up the ghost in the shell...

    5. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My query for the future would be whether or not body odors would be particularly susceptible to hostile interception or replication. This would be critical in considering odor as a medium for biometric authentication. Obviously, anyone with direct access to a person's body (or some part thereof) could satisfy a theoretical "sniffer." Also, it's not unlikely that certain objects (clothing, chairs, cell phones, pocket lint, dollar bills, bathwater, and on and on) would retain enough of someone's personal aroma to satisfy a sensor. To extrapolate, I can see it at least being possible that odors could be "lifted" for later use, either by mechanical means or with a chemical agent. I have utterly no idea how feasible it might be to replicate trace amounts of a person's odors to produce a satisfactory sample for the sniffer without supplying an article directly taken from the person; my gut says any replication process would be harder than simply stealing a pair of someone's dirty socks (just one missing sock tends to get noticed, after all).

      It seems like a mixed bag. Someone paranoid can avoid leaving fingerprints in most situations by any number of means; I can't really see a good way to avoid leaving trace amounts of body oil on various surfaces. On the other hand, high-quality fingerprints are regularly left in places outside of people's control; viable odor samples might be a little harder to steal for later use. Then again, I'm already dreading a future movie plot focused on stealing some bank president's undies to open the vault...is it too much to hope that it will be a female bank president?

    6. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Detritus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I sat through a trial in which the defense lawyer undertook a long cross-examination of the prosecution's finger print expert. I wasn't too impressed with the expert, who said that there were no standards for declaring a match. Her qualifications for the job was that she had been doing it for many years. She might be really good at her job, but the whole business struck me as slip-shod and lacking rigor.

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    7. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      I tried creating a finger print matching system for my final project in my Vision Class. I would say there are no standards for declaring a match because the quality of the fingerprints you get off the scene and the quality of the fingerprints you have in your database can effect what algorithms/thresholds you should be using. A lot of these matching systems just narrow down the possible matches and then a human can examine the finger prints pretty effectively. No one ever said it was perfect, but if you can get good finger prints from the scene, it definately can help identify people.

    8. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by anotherdjohnson · · Score: 1

      Agreed, fingerprints are not reliable, but we accept them as incontrovertible fact simply because the police and government claim them to be so. The same thing for DNA. With as little as we know about it (and remember they just changed their thoughts again a few days ago), and the number of people that live in this world, the changes of someone having fingerprints or DNA that are a close match are actually pretty good.

      These two forms of evidence should only be used to exclude people as suspects!!!

    9. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by fizzup · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, fingerprints are different between identical twins. Source. Source. Source. Source.

    10. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Detritus · · Score: 1

      From what I've read, the courts are starting to insist that the testimony of expert witnesses be backed up with scientific evidence. "I know it when I see it" doesn't cut it anymore.

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    11. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by wikinews45 · · Score: 1

      This study (reported in the October 31 issue of the online journal PLoS ONE), also found that an individualâ(TM)s odor signature remained constant even with major changes in diet. The scientists said, "genetically-determined odortypes persist regardless of diet, even though dietary changes do strongly influence odor profiles of individual mice."

    12. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by ardent99 · · Score: 1

      Regarding your point #2, it is correct, and is consistent with the original article, not in disagreement. The problem is that the article summary is mischaracterizing the article.

      The summary says: The study showed that a persons unique odor stayed the same even if they varied their diet with strong smelling foods such as garlic and spices.

      The article says: Scientists revealed an individual's odour signature remains detectable even when their diet is changed to include strong smelling foods such as garlic and spices.

      So the article doesn't say that a person's odor doesn't change even if they vary their diet. Anyone whose eaten garlic knows that to be plainly false. It says that a person's unique odor signature is detectable even if they eat strong smelling foods like garlic, i.e. the garlic does change their scent, but the body's unique contribution is still detectable under the garlic.

    13. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by winwar · · Score: 1

      "As a matter of fact, fingerprints are different between identical twins."

      Then they aren't identical, now are they? :)

    14. Re:finger prints arent that unique! by Paradoks · · Score: 1

      However, with the incredibly low occurrence rate for this duplication, fingerprints still reign as the current top method for human identity verification (DNA matching takes alot more time and still isn't 100% accurate).

      This is flat-out wrong. Well, okay, DNA matching does take a lot more time and still isn't 100% accurate, but the accuracy rate of DNA matching is somewhere in the 99.999%-100% range. Fingerprinting(see page two) is somewhere in the 95%-99% range. It also hasn't been anywhere near as rigorously tested as DNA testing has.

      So, sure, fingerprinting is the gold standard of conventional evidence, but it doesn't even hold a candle to DNA evidence.

      Still, fingerprinting stands up better to rigorous studies than other methods(e.g., hair or ballistics matching), so I imagine it'll stand up better than smell matching will.

  8. Two by RockMFR · · Score: 1

    Two - the number of consecutive stories on Idle posted by samzenpus that have been about smell.

    If the title of the next Idle story isn't "Silent But Deadly", I'm going to be incredibly disappointed.

    1. Re:Two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll get on that right away.

  9. So what happens by CSMatt · · Score: 1

    when one wears deodorant or perfume? Does the smell go away?

    1. Re:So what happens by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      No.

      A good analogy is having a conversation in a crowded room with lots of other conversations going on at once. Your voice doesn't go away just because it is mixed with other sounds. But at a certain point, it will become hard to distinguish from the rest.

      The important difference is that humans are better at pinpointing one sound out of many. We are relatively bad at doing the same with scent.

      Dogs (and other animals), however are great at this. That's how scent-tracking works, and it's how drug or bomb sniffing dogs are able to find targets that have been "masked" by other scents.

      For instance: A drug smuggler is trying to conceal a quantity of cocaine to cross the border with. He knows that he may have to deal with drug sniffing dogs, so he puts the drugs in baggies and then covers those baggies in garlic oil, or another strong scent. Feeling confident, he figures the dogs can't smell through that!

      But it doesn't work like that. The dog smells the garlic AND the cocaine. The same way you or I would hear the lyrics AND the guitar AND the piano AND the drums in a song.

    2. Re:So what happens by fbjon · · Score: 1

      What might work is a strong air freshener, since they partially work by numbing smell receptors.

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    3. Re:So what happens by coolsnowmen · · Score: 1

      "...so he puts the drugs in baggies and then covers those baggies in garlic oil, or another strong scent. Feeling confident, he figures the dogs can't smell through that! But it doesn't work like that. The dog smells the garlic AND the cocaine. The same way you or I would hear the lyrics AND the guitar AND the piano AND the drums in a song.

      "

      I don't know much about smell amplitudes, but you can definitely mask sounds by making one louder.
      Two things happen. 1) As the sound gets too loud, your frequency resolution reduces. That is, you lose the ability to tell neighboring frequencies apart. (which means the overtones are harder to hear which means it is harder to identify the various instruments) 2) You also can only distinguish the top XdB of loudness. Just as of someone shines a bright light in your eyes, you cannot see anything else until you block out that light (try looking at what is behind a street light) you cannot identify a soft sound amongst sounds that are much louder.

      IF the same is true for how dogs smell, then it could be masked. But I don't know if it is.

  10. Dogs vs. Control groups by jonaskoelker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I would have thought that hundreds of years of dogs tracking people would have proved this, but it's nice to know that science has figured it out officially now.

    .
    First of all, tracking is not identifying. Second of all, if two people have the same scent but non-overlapping movement paths, you can successfully track the one whose path you're on, so ability to track is not a very pure way of measuring smell-based distinguishability. Thirdly, dogs probably have vastly different ability levels for tracking by smell vs. tracking by fingerprint due to the two leaving different amounts of trail material. Fourthly throughout these years, have comparisons been made between smell-dogs and print-dogs? And fifthly, just because the market uses dogs to track on smell doesn't mean it's the best way to even track people: there may be market inertia factors and/or cost/benefit ratios that favor using smelling dogs.
    .
    Science has not figured out that hunting by smell works. They've found out that odors are better than fingerprints for identifying people. If it had gone the other way, should we all go and replace our dogs? No, they probably work best in practice, due to better hardware support for the odor-based tracking.

    1. Re:Dogs vs. Control groups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you even saying? Maybe mod funny? or confusing?

    2. Re:Dogs vs. Control groups by xant · · Score: 1

      Thirdly, dogs probably have vastly different ability levels for tracking by smell vs. tracking by fingerprint due to the two leaving different amounts of trail material.

      Yeah, they can't even get open the little tube of superglue.

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  11. Tag: notsayingmuch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone needs to tag this 'notsayingmuch'.

  12. Old hat by nilbog · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Anyone who is familiar with dogs should have already known this for at least a couple centuries.

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  13. ATTN: World Governments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No longer will you have to coerce your citizens into accepting fingerprint biometric IDs.

    I give to you: the Scratch 'n' Sniff passport.

  14. Sarah? by spintriae · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I would have thought that hundreds of years of dogs tracking people would have proved this

    Hundreds of years? Palin? Is that you?

  15. What about vodka? by ShaunC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I drink a lot (a fifth of vodka every two days, on average). One of my coworkers, out of 12+, claims she can smell the hell out of it on me. I shower each morning and two different Axe products are part of my showering repertoire. While I don't doubt that I sweat out some portion of the previous night's alcohol during the course of the work day, I'm curious where the threshold is.

    I put back about 375ml of vodka per night - mixed with various other beverages, typically Diet Mt. Dew, a random Gatorade, or one of Ocean Spray's delicious juices. Some nights I have no vodka, but drink 6 to 12 beers instead, depending upon the brand. And from time to time, such as last night, I'll get to sleep simply by virtue of 100mg Diphenhydramine HCl without having a drop of alcohol. This coworker swears she can still smell it, even after I've gone 48 hours and 2 or more showers since my last drink.

    I suspect that certain people have unusually strong senses of smell. We know that dogs do. I hope that I don't have any offensive BO at work, and I'd doubly hope that if I did, someone would tell me about it. That only a single coworker has mentioned her ability to "smell the booze on me" makes me paranoid, but it also makes me wonder. Is she hypersensitive, or are all of my other coworkers picking up on it and just being too polite to say anything? Knowing most of my coworkers very fondly, I suspect the former.

    Dogs have never liked me - or conversely, they've always liked me too much. To me, canines exhibit excessive hyperactivity. That's why I have a cat instead. She might be the boss of my house, but the only time she freaks out is when I drop some fresh catnip somewhere nearby.

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    1. Re:What about vodka? by Joebert · · Score: 1

      Nah. Alcoholics definately have a distinctive smell.

      When I worked at Wendys we had a guy there who had his own distinctive smell, that's why he was the designated dishwasher.

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    2. Re:What about vodka? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      She may be legitimately smelling something (women have a keener sense of smell than men), or she may be associating you with the smell of alcohol and subconsciously tricking herself into believing the smell is present even when it is not.

    3. Re:What about vodka? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually, she may be hypersensitive and she is certainly being polite (as the rest of your coworkers are.) The "odor" she's referring to is your *two* Axe products, she just being polite by saying booze instead of your stinking body sprays, because that crap reeks worse than anything, even an old drunk. Isn't it obvious? Forty-eight hours and two showers later it's not the alcohol she smells...

    4. Re:What about vodka? by digitalchinky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Having never had a sense of smell myself, at all, and not knowing that body odour actually even existed until I hit about 20 years of age, I'm going to have to put this down to the latter. People are far more likely to say nothing than to speak up. This includes family, close friends, acquaintances, and total strangers.

      Sometimes I forget to slap on deodorant so I'll quite literally ask anyone close by if I smell bad. Trust me, nobody wants to answer that question, let alone have someone ask it. It's a loaded question in social terms. Even after letting them know my olfactory system is completely dead in the water they still stall and look confused. People simply have a hard time believing life could exist without smell, you lose your arm and it's obvious to the world, you lose your sight and this is pretty clear to nearby observers that this is the case, but smell. It's invisible.

      On the dog side, I don't like them either, seems they all like me though, maybe it's body language they are picking up on.

    5. Re:What about vodka? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether mine works or not.. how would you know? People are often saying that things like roses 'smell nice' when all I can smell is that slightly damp smell that all plants smell of...

      I also can't smell body odour, but I'm not convinced half the people that say they can are able to.. they're conditioned to by advertising for deoderants etc. - they see someone that looks like they haven't washed for a few days and go 'they smell' without any other evidence.

    6. Re:What about vodka? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SO I HERD U LIEK CIRRHOSIS

    7. Re:What about vodka? by csartanis · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking the issue is you and not everyone else. Rose flowers have a distinct smell, body odor has a distinct smell (though some are more potent than others and some dont smell at all) Deodorant advertising is not why I wear deodorant.

    8. Re:What about vodka? by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure whether mine works or not.. how would you know? People are often saying that things like roses 'smell nice' when all I can smell is that slightly damp smell that all plants smell of...

      Hmm. Maybe that should be your first clue?

      I also can't smell body odour, but I'm not convinced half the people that say they can are able to.. they're conditioned to by advertising for deoderants etc. - they see someone that looks like they haven't washed for a few days and go 'they smell' without any other evidence.

      Yeah, and the earth is flat.

      Not to pick on you, but I am amazed at the self centered attitude some people exhibit. You almost seem to think it's a CONSPIRACY that "smell" exists.

      Would you have the same opinion if you were red/green colourblind? "People are just conditioned to see these colours by advertising..." Um, no, not in most cases. In MOST cases, when people smell someone who has BO ... they actually do smell bad.

      You've already convinced me, at least, that you don't have a very sensitive nose (by your rose and BO comments) what would convince you that your experimentally collected data is valid?

    9. Re:What about vodka? by Rary · · Score: 1

      "I'm not sure whether mine works or not.. how would you know? People are often saying that things like roses 'smell nice' when all I can smell is that slightly damp smell that all plants smell of...

      I also can't smell body odour, but I'm not convinced half the people that say they can are able to.. they're conditioned to by advertising for deoderants etc. - they see someone that looks like they haven't washed for a few days and go 'they smell' without any other evidence."

      Then allow me to confirm for you that your sense of smell is, indeed, not working.

      Body odour really bothers me, as do perfume and cologne. I don't need to see what a person looks like to know what they smell like. I notice particularly smelly people walking behind me before I see them. I used to work with someone who drenched his self in cologne every day, and I knew he was approaching my desk 30 seconds before I could see or hear him. And don't even get me started on department stores that make you walk through the perfume section in order to get to the rest of the store.

      Body odour exists. Roses do smell. Your sense of smell is defective.

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    10. Re:What about vodka? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Having never had a sense of smell myself, at all, and not knowing that body odour actually even existed until I hit about 20 years of age..

      I wouldn't concern myself overmuch about body odour. You can deal with your own easily enough with deodorants, and if you can't smell anyone else's stench then you're on a winning streak.

      The only drawback is if you're into your food and drink, since taste and smell are very much the same thing.

    11. Re:What about vodka? by amalyn · · Score: 1

      This got my attention and curiosity, especially since an initial glance at google didn't seem to yield an easy answer.

      I ended up finding Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring - its a anklet that measures the amount of alcohol in perspiration, intended for use by court system with DUIs and such.

      From the example charts here and here, it looks like alcohol is detectable in perspiration for around 3-4 hours after the amount of alcohol in perspiration stops rising, which is likely slightly offset from the time at which the person stops drinking. I suspect there is a delay between alcohol in mouth to exiting the body via skin - the site does not seem to state the amount of time between a monitored individual imbibing alcohol to its detection in perspiration.

      Axe does contain a bit of alcohol, possibly this is continuing to trigger her sense of smell of 'booze' - particularly if you and she had ever encountered each other at a point in the past where you may have smelt of both Axe and booze from previous night, or happened to wear the same socks you were wearing while drinking.

      Hrm-- I wonder if alcohol being perspired through feet would transfer through socks and get ingrained in shoes.

  16. after fingerprint and face recognition... by thesappho · · Score: 0

    in laptops now we will have a nose on them. in order to smell maye we will have to scratch armpits or feets to them. surely it will smell them good and prevent theft :).
    later we will have dna recognition and have to piss on our laptops. isn't it enough? didn't they suffer enough?

  17. Totally True by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

    That is, unless you take hormones or get a hormone imbalance. Then your scent can change dramatically.

  18. in my cell, that sniffer in the foreground by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    Appears to be inspecting a hiked up leg...

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  19. What isn't said is more important than what is. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    "Your unique body odor" does not change, but YOUR OVERALL SMELL does!

    Notice that they carefully do not make this distinction.

    Animals, including dogs, CAN be confused by confounding odors. And those odors do include things in your diet, as well as applied scents like cologne.

    YOUR odor might not change... but that does not mean that your smell cannot change, or that things that rely on smell (like chemical sensors) will recognize you.

  20. You are waaay overthinking this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His hypothesis: "Based on experience with the capability of dogs to track individual people by smell, we should have already known that people have unique odors that could be used for identification.

    Your (attempted) rebuttal:

    First of all, tracking is not identifying.

    Irrelevant. A dog tracks by smell by identifying the odor, if not the person. They are given an object that contains the odor of the person they are tracking, and then proceed to follow that odor. They're not looking for random tracking clues, as a human tracker would.

    Second of all, if two people have the same scent but non-overalapping movement paths, you can successfully track the one whose path you're on.

    However, since tracking dogs are capable of following a particular person among others that have traveled the same path, we can correctly determine that humans are not likely to share a particular odor.

    Thirdly, dogs probably have vastly different ability levels for tracking by smell vs. tracking by fingerprint...

    There aren't multiple definitions of "unique". As long as body odor can be shown to be "unique" you can compare them to fingerprints without having to resort to the same measuring method. You don't need to have dog fingerprint-trackers, if he could have proved from the data provided by dog trackers that body odors are unique, the case would have been automatically proven.

    In fact, if you proved that dogs suck at identifying fingerprints (probably not difficult to do), you have not proven that fingerprints are less unique than body odors. You haven't even proven that it is more difficult to track by fingerprints than by odor. All you have proven is that dogs suck at tracking by fingerprints.

    Fourthly, throughout these years, have comparisons been made between smell-dogs and print-dogs

    That's the same point as your third-point, really.

    And fifthly, just because the market uses dogs to track on smell doesn't mean it's the best way to even track people: there may be market inertia factors and/or cost/benefit ratios that favor using smelling dogs.

    Doesn't need to be the best. If it is possible to follow one particular person by their particular body odor alone among a path where a large enough sample of other people have also left their odor traces behind, you have proven that the body odor is unique. As you yourself have stated, tracking is not identifying. Even if there are better ways to track, as long as you can distinguish one among all the others, you have proven the uniqueness.

    Real rebuttal:

    Dogs have problems tracking people if they shower and change clothes, indicating that they may not be tracking them by a particular biological odor, but possibly by odors of things that the person was in contact with. Further testing is needed to determine this: specifically, can a dog track a person through the smell a person left in their clothes a month ago? Especially if the person changed their day-to-day activities and diet.

    Dogs suck at tracking people in urban environments. They can do a ridiculously good job in the country, but put them in downtown New York and they lose the scent immediately. That would indicate that the odor is either not unique, or that dogs are not capable of detecting the subtle differences.

    1. Re:You are waaay overthinking this by wickerprints · · Score: 1

      "Dogs suck at tracking people in urban environments. They can do a ridiculously good job in the country, but put them in downtown New York and they lose the scent immediately. That would indicate that the odor is either not unique, or that dogs are not capable of detecting the subtle differences."

      Or it could just mean that other smells and stimuli compete for the dog's attention, masking the scent to be tracked. Urban environments are filled with all kinds of odors, noises, and pollution. This probably plays as much a role in tracking as the actual distinctiveness of a smell itself.

  21. Our kind of people by laejoh · · Score: 0

    Would slashdot the system right away... or would at least dos it, couting in the number of showers we take a year.

  22. Your gait is also unique by AnotherDaveB · · Score: 1

    Your gait can also be used to identify you. Something that could more easily be added to remote surveillance than a bloodhound :-)

    1. Re:Your gait is also unique by tonytnnt · · Score: 1

      That's true! The Minister of Silly Walks' gait is quite unique.

  23. Stench by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew a guy at uni who could be identified by smell from within 50 metres. But that was more of a stench.

  24. Not sure about uniquely identifying by 2Bits · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm not sure about odor on men (as I'm not interested in men, thank you), but odor on each woman is quite distinctive if you have intimate contact with her. That's only from personal experience (anecdote), and by no means a scientific study.

    The five women I have (or had) intimate relationship with, I can distinguish each one of them with my eyes blind-folded. A woman's distinctive smell are usually from the cheek, on the neck, from behind the ear, on the lips, etc. It's definitely distinctive, but can it be used as a unique identifier, I'm not sure.

    Thinking about it, each woman having a distinctive oder is quite natural, as this is the same thing as on other animals. After all these years of evolution, humans do not rely on smell anymore to mate or to find a mate, therefore, it has become less important and less obvious. But I think it's still there, if you pay attention to it.

    1. Re:Not sure about uniquely identifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The five women I have (or had) intimate relationship with, I can distinguish each one of them with my eyes blind-folded. A woman's distinctive smell are usually from the cheek, on the neck, from behind the ear, on the lips, etc. It's definitely distinctive, but can it be used as a unique identifier, I'm not sure.

      I'm sure those five women would be utterly pleased to hear that you can uniquely identify each of them blindfolded. It makes them all sound like disgusting whores.

      And to add to that, my CAPTCHA for posting was ADULTERY. I think that's a hint from God.

    2. Re:Not sure about uniquely identifying by bytesex · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh yeah, I agree with you one hundred percent. And apart from the cheek, the neck, behind the ear and on the lips, there was always one other place that had a very distinctive smell to it. Now what was that again ? It was something that I had to wash off vigorously with soap before returning to the wife, that's for sure. Come, help me out !

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    3. Re:Not sure about uniquely identifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe not of god, but a hint you are a fundy whack job at least.

    4. Re:Not sure about uniquely identifying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think humans do not rely on smell anymore to mate? Just because you aren't conscious of all the factors that attract you to a woman doesn't mean they are no factor.

  25. Analyse this by OricAtmos48K · · Score: 1

    *fart*

  26. My Balls by blantonl · · Score: 1

    Fantastic!

    Now that you guys have found my balls.... through their signature fingerprint(s), you can, well, ummmm....

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  27. Fe-Fi-Fo-Fum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell the blood of an englishman

    Once you get past that stage, it gets a lot harder

  28. old news is *so* exciting by admiralfurburger · · Score: 1

    From 2007
    http://blog.wired.com/defense/2007/05/2273_human_scen.html
    From 2006:
    http://www.defensetech.org/archives/002329.html

    I believe the East German Stasi were doing for several decades...

    1. Re:old news is *so* exciting by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

      1. The Stasi set the standard for internal security
      2. Fly planes into buildings to scare people into submission
      3. Pass appropriate legislation
      4. ???
      5. Profit!

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  29. Alien 4 - Resurrection by wlt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Didn't the 4th Alien movie (the one with winona ryder) kinda show one of the problems with this?

  30. Oh great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what we needed. More ways to pin down individuals and tie them to entries in big governmental databases. Or private databases. Are we living on planet spaceball, or what?

  31. Idle submission process by JavaTHut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does idle base its story submissions solely by how well the content matches up to whatever pictures they happen have lying around?

  32. Familiar picture... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anyone remember this photo from a science-experiment-at-home book published about 15 years ago? I can't remember the exact name of it but it came with a big magnetic wand attached to the binding and a moire spinner on the cover. It was one of my favorite books growing up and seeing this image just brings back the memories! I spent an hour thinking to myself "where have I SEEN that woman sniffing armpits before?"

  33. Humans smell by SpurtyBurger · · Score: 1

    Iced ink.

  34. Duh by rav0 · · Score: 1

    Why did it take a study to find that everybody has a unique body odour? It isn't much of a discovery, did anybody actually think that we all smell exactly the same before this?

  35. alternative title: by 3seas · · Score: 1

    how to genetically alter humans to smell like dogs...

    1. Re:alternative title: by knails · · Score: 1

      Why would I want to smell like a dog? I mean, I love them to death, but sometimes they just smell awful.

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  36. At least down below by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having slept with quite a few, I can tell you that their vag's certainly smell similiar.

  37. Showers are for terrorists! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously the only reason someone would take a shower is to try to hide their telltale scent. Keep your eyes out for those clean terrorists.

  38. Old theory finally proven by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a documentary that after WWII, North Germany had a warehouse full of objects used by suspects. It's not only easy to obtain, it's effective because spies can change their identities but not their body odor.

  39. Stasi "police" of the Soviets by Decomas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Berlin, Germany during the cold war era, the Stasi (Big Brother Police) knew this! They could track individuals with smell. In fact they have a room FILLED with little jars of every citizens' personal smell! I've been there and seen the rooms. They had special dogs trained for this too. They would open the jar and let the dog smell some... then go out into the city and find this person, they had a good success rate too which is kind of surprising. They would even track people by spraying different pheromones on their target.

    1. Re:Stasi "police" of the Soviets by bendodge · · Score: 1

      While I don't know how reliable this sort of thing really is, compared to fingerprints or something, I know that I can most definitely recognize many friends' smells when the are nearby, even outdoors. I think it'd be interesting to perform some 'unscientific' experiments, like sleeping in a different house, using different laundry detergent, etc to see if the smell can be changed. But I also don't know how well such a suggestion might go over. :P

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    2. Re:Stasi "police" of the Soviets by rampant+poodle · · Score: 1

      You don't even have to go back to the DDR. Smell ID was used in Germany as recently as 2007. It was one of the methods used in an attempt to identify/track known and potential troublemakers attending the G8 summit. Not sure what if any results were produced.

      Apparently this method is still taught and practiced by the German police. It is also covered in criminal statutes for evidence collection.

  40. How I find things in the dark at night by h4x354x0r · · Score: 1, Funny

    sniff sniff sniff... Hi Honey!

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    1. Re:How I find things in the dark at night by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      sniff sniff sniff...

      Gog: Ooh. Tonda.

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  41. Reliable like fingerprints? by irexe · · Score: 2, Informative

    "These findings indicate that biologically-based odorprints, like fingerprints, could be a reliable way to identify individuals"

    Slightly off-topic, but since when do fingerprints qualify as a reliable way to identify a person? They can easily be faked, and once they are, there's no way to revoke them. It's like having a really bad passport...

  42. At the Airport in near future ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry sir, but I cant let you through. You smell fishy.

  43. we don't rely on smell? by airdrummer · · Score: 0

    i dunno, maybe not consciously, but i'm sure we are still affected subconsciously...

    i've heard that a women prefer the scent of men most UNlike their fathers...scent being closely tied to genotype & the immune system, this is a good thing for diversity...unfortunately, women on the pill, so i've heard, are the opposite...

    just a WAG, but perhaps the rise in allergies/immune system problems (autism, another RWAG) started with the pill...

  44. Why is this considered disgusting? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    Future societies might think us a bunch of weirdo clean freaks the way we shower once or more a day, change into freshly laundered clothes every day, scrub and disinfect everything, and apply deodorants and perfumes. Victorian England, where a bare female ankle was scandalously revealing, is considered extremely prudish by America, which is in turn considered prudish by contemporary Europeans.

    Some dirt is healthy, some odor is useful, and we have studies that suggest as much. Helps the immune system practice, and too much cleanliness may lead to allergies. Used to be people could only fantasize about such cleanliness, now we have the means to overkill on being clean and we're doing it.

    There's also the disgust over digestion. Lot of related medical problems are missed and sanitation simply not done because of squeamishness on this subject. Strangely, our habits are not as clean as they could be, what with toilet paper still in common use in much of the world. The obsession with cleanliness hasn't reached that far, it seems.

    It's the same story with lawns. Now we have the power to mow hundreds of square km's, and wastefully water, weed, and fertilize, so we do it to extreme to satisfy our obsessions about such things as snakes in the grass and total control of our immediate environment. Most people consider the perfectly cut, brilliantly green, and monocultured lawn the height of home and office settings.

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  45. Really? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

    women have a keener sense of smell than men

    Hmmm. On anecdotal evidence, I am inclined to politely say "nonsense".

    My point is based on the number of women I know who wear enough stinky perfume to knock down a yak at 40 paces.

    1. Re:Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have heard both anecdotal and researched evidence that women have a superior sense of smell:

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/1796447.stm

      For my anecdotal evidence:

      I was attempting to give my aged cat some vet-prescribed glucosamine, ostensibly to help with her arthritis. The vet said to mix the powder with a little water and to dribble it in her mouth. When I attempted to do so, my cat took one whiff and high-tailed it out of there like I was trying to feed her fire ants.
      "Gee," I wondered, "Is it really that BAD?" So I took a whiff. WHOA! NAAASTY! Up close, that stuff smelled like a mechanic's garage - lots of oil, gasoline, and/or burning rubber smell. My husband smelled it, then just shrugged. He couldn't tell anything about it.

      When I returned to the vet to explain that I wouldn't be giving my cat this glucosamine stuff because it smelled so bad, the female vet simply nodded her head and said "Yeah, I've heard that." The male vet just said, "Really? I can't smell anything from it!"

      Conclusion: Women have a better sense of smell than men.

  46. yes they do. by josepha48 · · Score: 1

    and a distinct taste if you lick them ( not eat them ). Yeah very sexual in a sense to get that close to someone, but hey, unless your some type of prude who denies that people have sex, then you probably have done some licking of another person and have said, she/he tastes so fine or something.

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  47. Where the fuck.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do you people find this crap? This is about as effective as people searching google for flu symptoms means the flu is breaking out. Its SO scientific that I want to jump up and down.

  48. City at the Edge of the World by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    Kerril: [moving closer] What's the matter, killer, lost your nerve?
    Vila: That's right. Pity I didn't lose my sense of smell as well.
    Kerril: What's that supposed to mean?
    Vila: You should try taking a bath sometime; you smell terrible.
    Kerril: For someone who's lost his nerve, you take risks, little man.
    Vila: You didn't go to all this trouble just to kill me.
    Kerril: Move.
    Vila: Where?
    Kerril: [gestures with gun] There.
    Vila: A mouthwash would be a good idea too.
    Kerril: Move.

    Kerril: How did you know I was here?
    Vila: Sorry?
    Kerril: When I first came in, how did you know I was here?
    Vila: I heard you.
    Kerril: No, you didn't.
    Vila: Psychic.
    Kerril: [angry] For a thief, you lie badly.

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  49. I can do this ... Gift or Curse? by tiedyejeremy · · Score: 1

    Gift or Curse? I really don't know. I've always been very quick to identify my friends by smell, even when my friends tell me they can't smell each other. Perfumes suck, for sure, but don't mask. Garlic and other foods make me crazy, too, but don't block my ability to smell my friends and neighbors.

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  50. women use smell to find a mate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've read that women use smell to find a mate. From personal experience I can say there's some truth to that. Specifically they look for someone with a different odour from their family, a signature of genetic diversity. Strangely after they give birth, they look for odours that are similar to their family. I guess in order to have a safe environment to raise the kid.

  51. My boss stinks like hell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with this science. My boss smells like rotting corpses or some shit or something, it's revolting! I have to move my chair to the right AND lean as far to the right as I can, just to breathe so that don't feel the urge to vomit when he chooses to look at my screen by leaning over my shoulder. I wish I could express to him how badly he stinks, it's horribly overpowering.

  52. Not this again by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I hate the way the airport fingers me as a terrist everytime I eat a John-Bob burrito.

  53. Theory will fail here in WV by cavis · · Score: 1

    In this state, too many people smell like Old Milwaukee, Copenhagen, ramps (see also leeks/scallions), and plain old funk. Don't believe me? Go to a county fair just once...

    1. Re:Theory will fail here in WV by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "In this state, too many people smell like Old Milwaukee, Copenhagen, ramps (see also leeks/scallions), and plain old funk. Don't believe me? Go to a county fair just once..."

      That scent is commonly passed from Mom and Uncle Dad to their offspring.

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  54. More interesting-Females can smell genetic diff by spineboy · · Score: 1

    An interesting test involved women who are given t-shirts worn by men, who don't use deoderant for about 2 hours. The women were asked to rate each smell whether they liked it or not. When scientists looked at the genetic haplotypes of the women and the men whose smell they preferred, they tended to pick men who were very different genetically from them.

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  55. creatin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    creatin will change your odor

  56. only two categories needed by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

    Either a person smells bad, or good (i.e. nothing).

    What would be more useful is a graph theory formula to find the seat that exposes you to the minimum amount of stench. Ready? Go.

    I'm so glad I have you guys, it's not like I can post this request on my linux group listserv.