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The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives

zzptichka sends along a link to recordings of typical sounds from 35 different failing and dying hard drives. The host of these sounds, Datacent, is in the business of data recovery, so presumably they have heard it all.

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  1. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pah, I've been hearing those sounds for ages and my computer's carrying on regardl

    1. Re:Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've been hearing those sounds from my wife for ages. Should I be worried?

    2. Re:Anonymous Coward by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

      Might be time to upgrade to wife 2.0. Newer versions may require some customizing and setup but as a geek, that can be kinda fun. Until she blue screens on your for upgrading her incorrectly.

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  2. Ring tone one is awesome by QuantumG · · Score: 3, Funny

    Man, how creepy would that be?

    I bet it got reported as a "virus".

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    1. Re:Ring tone one is awesome by nmg196 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do you mean by the "ring tone one"?

  3. Worst Yanni album by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    EVER!

  4. The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives by cheese-cube · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    1. Re:The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Funny

      The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

      If a geek cries out in agony, but nobody is there to hear it, has he made a sound?

      Or, until someone opens the basement door, is he like Schrödinger's cat: both screaming and not screaming?

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    2. Re:The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives by bain_online · · Score: 2, Funny

      The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

      No, that one will be of a Falling Hard Drive

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    3. Re:The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives by cheese-cube · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, that one will be of a Falling Hard Drive

      Only if there is someone falling with it.

    4. Re:The Sounds of Failing Hard Drives by mcfatboy93 · · Score: 2, Funny

      O the hills are alive with the sound of failing hard drives...

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  5. Bird sounds by tsa · · Score: 4, Funny

    A colleague of mine once demonstrated his bad hard drive as follows: "If I want to load that file, it starts singing." And indeed, the hard drive sang like a bird, but the file was never loaded.

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  6. The sound of being modded troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Involves a penguin being smashed through the Window while squashing apples and ripping up an encyclopedia then setting a fox on fire.

  7. but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    do they make sound if there is no admin around to hear it?

    1. Re:but.. by crowbarsarefornerdyg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes, but it's usually accompanied, and drowned out by a screaming engineer.

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  8. Thanks by Elisanre · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had to come up with some competition for our boring christmas party and this solves it. -What is wrong with this harddrive and for bonus points who is the manufacturor? weewt!

    1. Re:Thanks by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your effort to stay within the 'boring' guideline is commendable.

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  9. April 1st prank/test material by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Setup one of these to play on a computer of your local BOFH and see if he/she is sharp enough to realize that the WD disk in his box cannot make the sound of a failing Maxtor...

  10. Next Slashdot story: by FRiC · · Score: 3, Funny

    The sound of slashdotted servers.

  11. Re:In all my years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Either you're lucky, or I'm the opposite outlier to balance things out. I've had disks from all manufacturers fail on me, after using them 24/7 for a while. It's tempting to blame the cooling, but they weren't especially warm - I guess it's just a side effect of using a desktop drive harder and more than intended.

    On the positive side, I haven't had any problems for a while now ...
    (And now that I've said that, I fully expect to come home and find at least one drive having caught fire.)

  12. The sound nightmares are made of. by Willeh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Every single one of those made me shiver like a leaf...imagine the lost porn on each of those drives and I think you'll shiver along with me.

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  13. Re:Play several of the recordings simultaneously! by dword · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's almost musical. In an avant-garde sort of way.

    +1 UserIsHigh

  14. Re:But you can't dance to it by confused+one · · Score: 2, Funny

    come on guy. Do an analog loop back and use Audacity to capture it.

  15. Re:Sounds bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've two raptor in raid, and I'm worried: by default, they sound like a heavy machinegun in a WWI trench. I wonder what sound they would manage to produce when failing

  16. The Chainsaw by Yarcofin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't really want to go through the horror of listening through all those sound files, but from my own personal experience I don't think "the chainsaw" is on there. When my hard drive crashed, it started with a soft noise which within 30 seconds built to an extremely loud noise akin to a chainsaw, before suddenly and completely seizing up.

  17. Smell of failing drive by jmyers · · Score: 2, Funny

    You young whipper snappers talk of the sound of failing drives. I remember and can never forget the smell of failing drives. When you get the call that the system wont boot up and you walk into the computer room to the very distinct smell of a head crash on a 14" platter. You ask the operator "where are the backup disks?" and she says "I tried them all and none of them will work". Oh crap she just trashed the backups.

  18. Ironically... by Moryath · · Score: 4, Funny

    about 10 minutes ago, all of their hard drives started making those "bad bearing" noises.

    Then they realized they'd been slashdotted and the servers were melting.

    Think we can get them to record the sound of a server dying to Slashdot Effect?

  19. Re:Sounds bad by snspdaarf · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that's the same thing my Labrador does.

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