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Oklahoma Ambulances Debut Sirens That You Can Feel

djupedal writes "Booming like a 1980s video game, the Howler can even make liquids ripple — Oklahoma's largest ambulance company will become the first ambulance service in the nation to outfit its entire fleet with new Howler sirens, designed to emit low-frequency tones that penetrate objects within 200 feet — such as cars — to alert drivers." This is all well and fine, but I wonder what they plan to do when their sirens call up one of the big worms from deep below?

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  1. Although Annoying ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I'm not so sure people are going to get out of the way of a truck blaring C+C Music Factory.

    1. Re:Although Annoying ... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      ... I'm not so sure people are going to get out of the way of a truck blaring C+C Music Factory

      Open fire on it, maybe...

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  2. That's right.. by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Funny

    They're bringing change you can feel.

    Oh, wait that was Oklahoma?

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    1. Re:That's right.. by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Oooklahoma!
      Where the wind sweeps change across the plains...

  3. Obligatory link by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is amazing if you think about it, because by this point I could nearly feel the pressure waves of sound coming from that siren. I have no idea what the decibel rating of a modern siren is, but it must be huge. Which makes sense, given that the sound of the siren has to penetrate the cabin of modern, sound-proof automobiles and overpower the sound of unmuffled Harleys. But the fact that I was having to hold my ears to avoid deafness, while cars were moving into the intesection oblivious to the siren's sound, shows that we have reached the end of siren technology. It is time to think of a better solution. Sirens cannot get any lounder without causing local earthquakes. Sound waves simply are not the answer.

    http://sadtech.blogspot.com/2006/01/sirens.html

    1. Re:Obligatory link by Andr+T. · · Score: 2, Funny

      This sounds like a Shampoo description. Was this siren invented by Shampoo?

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    2. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The siren head on my ambulance says "up to 120 db".

      A nearby PD has started using a similar product, called Rumblers, but I haven't heard much about any successes or failures. I would like to get some for my ambulance, cause people just don't pay enough attention.
      Either that, or a microwave emitter. If you don't get out of my way, I'll cook you... that would be awesome.

      http://www.ilfireandpoliceequip.com/rumbler_siren.htm

    3. Re:Obligatory link by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 1

      A wailing siren . . . sounds like a Shampoo description. . .
      Are you referring to those old Herbal Essence commercials :-D

    4. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    5. Re:Obligatory link by eleuthero · · Score: 2, Funny

      Either that, or a microwave emitter. If you don't get out of my way, I'll cook you... that would be awesome.

      it would also ensure ongoing business for you provided you turned it off in time.

    6. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's probably referring to those Herbal Essence commercials where the girl is practically getting off shampooing her hair. Got any links to that? :)

    7. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Either that, or a microwave emitter. If you don't get out of my way, I'll cook you... that would be awesome.

      This might be a sign that's it's time for you to get out of the emergency response career field.

    8. Re:Obligatory link by AppyPappy · · Score: 1

      I need one of those under my bed.

      "Yeah baby. Feel that. That's my Love Sonar. You can't hide from my love".

      I need somethin', that's for sure.

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    9. Re:Obligatory link by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Oh ho you are soo clever

    10. Re:Obligatory link by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what the decibel rating of a modern siren is

      Not very damned loud at all. Sometimes "progress" goes backwards.

      On March 12, 2006 two tornados blew down quite a bit of Springfield's infrastructure, power was out city-wide. Later that night the sirens should have gone off again, but they couldn't, as the power was off.

      In the aftermath, the cartoons in the city government (incling the guy who runs the power company, alderman Simpson, and Mayor Quim... er, Davlin) decided to get some new high tech emergency sirens that could run on batteries if the power went off.

      You can't hear the damned things. They're completely worthless, but we're paying $2 a month extra on our electric bills to pay for the worthless pieces of crap.

      I can hear the train whistles just fine, miles away.

    11. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha... too cheap to buy emergency generators, I suppose?

    12. Re:Obligatory link by Lijemo · · Score: 4, Funny

      A nearby PD has started using a similar product, called Rumblers, but I haven't heard much about any successes or failures. I would like to get some for my ambulance, cause people just don't pay enough attention.

      A couple of years ago, I was walking up to an intersection in Boston. A fire truck was driving up to the intersection with lights on, no siren yet.As the drivers stopped at the intersection glanced in their rear-view mirrors, their expressions seemed to say: "grumble, grumble, he's about to turn that siren on and make us get out of the way, isn't he? Grumble, grumble. I guess I'll start getting ready...sigh..."

      But instead of a standard siren, the truck started blasting Wagner's "Ride of the Valkyries" at full volume. It was awesome-- I thought it was FAR more intimidating-sounding than a siren would have been, and apparently the drivers stopped at the intersection agreed-- their expressions all changed to "Holy crap! Get me out of the way of that thing!". And scramble, they did.

      You had to be there to get the full effect, I think. Re-reading what I just wrote doesn't capture it at all. But in person, it was just... damn. Especially since it was so unexpected. I was grinning about it all afternoon. So perhaps a well-chosen CD collection for your ambulance?

    13. Re:Obligatory link by Lijemo · · Score: 1
      Arrgg!! Why didn't the tags work?!

      test

      [quote]test[/quote] test test

    14. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, it worked after a time delay. Mental note made.

    15. Re:Obligatory link by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      They're probably powered by batteries on the order of AAs, or at most Cs :)

    16. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is going to be a real pain for pedestrians and cyclists.

    17. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because idle is pants.

    18. Re:Obligatory link by danlock4 · · Score: 1

      That's why they use bright, flashing lights at the same time. :-)

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    19. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, these firefighters love the smell of napalm in the morning.

  4. Next on Slashdot: by danhm · · Score: 1

    Oklahoma Ambulance siren sued for sexual harassment.

    1. Re:Next on Slashdot: by Adriax · · Score: 1

      No, see, the siren doesn't feel you, you feel the sound.
      The siren will be the one filing the sexual harassment suits, against everyone who feels it's sounds.

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    2. Re:Next on Slashdot: by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Funny, the first thing I thought of was this...

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    3. Re:Next on Slashdot: by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      In soviet russia, siren feels you!

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    4. Re:Next on Slashdot: by Derrike · · Score: 1

      We're being forced to feel the siren, it's rape.

  5. An Idea... by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

    They can just mount all those old Federal Thunderbolt sirens to the ambulances.
    They only weigh... what? couple hundred pounds? Not including mompressor?
    I miss the sound of Federal Thunderbolts. I hate the tornado sirens around here.
    (How picky is that?)

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    1. Re:An Idea... by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 1

      No, they're only about 100-150 lbs, max. And the compressor actually isn't much heavier; the casing is usually much bigger than it needs to be. Not that I know this by experience or anything.

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    2. Re:An Idea... by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      Dude... niiiice. I am so very jealous

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  6. bomb squad by Digitus1337 · · Score: 1

    I wonder how disruptive this is, especially for sensitive situations like evacuations due to explosives, etc.

    1. Re:bomb squad by Aphoxema · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Or the even more sensitive situation of having already soundproofed a room at great expense on a popular street so your baby can get some damned sleep.

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    2. Re:bomb squad by philspear · · Score: 4, Informative

      As someone who was effectively trained to only sleep in quiet situations like that, I have to say for the love of god, turn a TV on, vaccum while it's sleeping, poke it from time to time! It's HORRIBLE! When the neighbors are playing their TV with the subwoofer on, I toss and turn trying to think up ways to drown it out. If my wife is watching TV in the next room, forget about sleeping. Don't do that to your kid!

    3. Re:bomb squad by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I feel for you man, that sucks. I was exactly the opposite. When I was a babe, my dad was in a rock band that played live in bars, and my mom would often go to the shows, taking me with her since they couldn't afford a sitter. I would literally sleep on the bar while the band played several times a week for years.

      To this day, I can sleep fucking anywhere.

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    4. Re:bomb squad by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Actually, this doesn't effect me, but I do know someone else who just did this a couple houses down from me because they bought their house years before a fire station was built just a little ways away from us.

      Their child wouldn't go back to sleep all night after the firetrucks came by so they spent over 10k (if I remember correctly) getting the room they slept in soundproofed. He even spent another few hundred on some fancy white noise machine.

      With all this money, though, I'd think he'd just think to move to a better neighborhood, I don't exactly live in Bel Air.

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    5. Re:bomb squad by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Box fan FTW!

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    6. Re:bomb squad by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      that. is. awesome. I can just imagine guys trying to pick up your mom -
      Guy: Hey can I buy you a drink.
      Your mom: *points at baby on bar* That's my kid.
      Guy: ...?

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    7. Re:bomb squad by Jabbrwokk · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I grew up in the country and now live in the city. The slightest unusual noise and I'm awake. Thankfully both my kids can sleep through most noises, but this siren would probably be disturbing enough to wake them up, crying.

      I hope this idea fails. The solution to blissed-out drivers is not to be louder and more annoying than them. I think the solution is to set power limits on stereo equipment, set limits on cell phone use and make drivers take tests every 5 years or so when they renew their licences.

      Some people might think that infringes on their freedoms but I think it's a lot less infringing than a freaking sonic weapon blasting anyone and everyone in the vicinity.

    8. Re:bomb squad by xgr3gx · · Score: 1

      Best advice my wife and I ever got. Put the baby to sleep and don't tiptoe around.
      We can turn on the lights and tv, and talk at normal volumes and she won't stir.
      The dog can even shake off, jingling his collar and tags, causing his ears to flap loudly, and finally whipping his tail into the side of the crib making a loud thud.
      Nothing from the baby, ha.

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    9. Re:bomb squad by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      That's what I grew up with! Unfortunately now that I've moved to the very cold midwest, it's not such a comforting thing sometimes.

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    10. Re:bomb squad by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Funny

      that. is. awesome. I can just imagine guys trying to pick up your mom -
      Guy: Hey can I buy you a drink.
      Your mom: *points at baby on bar* That's my kid.
      Guy: ...?

      Ha ha! I never thought of that, and yeah, that probably worked better than the other option.

      Guy: Hey can I buy you a drink.
      My mom: I'm married.
      Guy: Yeah? Where's your husband?
      My mom: He's on stage.
      Guy: Oh. *starts to back off, but then thinks* Wait, which one?
      My mom: The drummer.
      Guy: Ah. So... can I buy you a drink?

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    11. Re:bomb squad by philspear · · Score: 1

      I also require a box fan every night, it's such a waste, I have to put it pointed at the wall at the foot of my bed. It's either run a fan pointlessly or start taking sedatives. Thanks a lot, mom.

    12. Re:bomb squad by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Now I'm thinking of getting an overpriced noisemaker, myself...

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    13. Re:bomb squad by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Did some quick calculations, and running a box fan for 9 hours a night every single night would cost about $22/year to run. That's assuming it pull 60W and $0.11/kWh, which seems about right if it's not on "super-high-blow-you-across-the-room" setting.

      Those fancy noisemakers suck, for me anyway. You don't get the "bass" component like you get from a fan, it's all high-frequency nastiness. Plus I like (a little) airflow.

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    14. Re:bomb squad by Dave+Tucker+Online · · Score: 1

      Same here. I have to have a fan on to sleep well. But not because of noise, because of silence. I need white noise to sleep. I can't sleep in absolute silence.

      I used to live 20 feet from train tracks. On the other side of the tracks were a parking lot and a baseball field (college). Fighter jets often flew low altitude bombing runs (or something) right over me. Not too mention yelling drunk college kids. I could sleep fine through all of that...but a silent room kills me.

    15. Re:bomb squad by grimarr · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that does make life easier for the parents, and maybe for the kids, too.

      But there may be a drawback, too. My kids are in their late teens now, and they seem to need lots of noise to sleep. It's common for them to have the playstation on, or a DVD on the menu screen, and the stereo playing all night. And my son routinely sleeps through almost any alarm clock, telephone, whatever.

      So maybe a little white noise is good, housework noise OK, but don't train them to sleep through rock concerts. They'll never be on time to work!

    16. Re:bomb squad by philspear · · Score: 1

      I had been wondering about how much that was costing me, but never bothered, thanks! Someone should really make some white noise machine with decent subwoofers, I agree, the ones I've seen had speakers you wouldn't put on a radio, and it's the deep sounds that are impossible to muffle with a pillow or earplugs. I have my fan at the foot of the bed so the vibrations are transfered more directly to the frame and cancel out my neighbor's woofer, that helps a bit.

    17. Re:bomb squad by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      If you can't wake up in the morning, it means that you're not getting enough sleep (either that or some sort of narcoleptic disorder, but sleep deprivation is much more common). The answer is adjusting the sleep schedule, not finding ways to more effectively deprive your body of something that it needs to function.

    18. Re:bomb squad by NigelTheFrog · · Score: 1

      Wow, now I have a justification for only sleeping 6 hours a night: I'm saving money!

    19. Re:bomb squad by ryanov · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I don't understand these people. I have some friends who I've heard say "I need to have this noise on to sleep." Umm, no you don't. Get no sleep for 2-3 nights in a row and I think it'll clear you up pretty quick. Sorta like people who say "my dog won't eat that food." You better believe it will when it gets hungry.

      Seriously, are we so pampered that we don't even try to adjust anymore? If I left a TV on all night, my parents would have told me to turn it off or pay the electric bill. There was no such thing as "I need ."

    20. Re:bomb squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was supposed to be "I need --pointless thing I don't need--".

      HTML thing ate the rest. :-\

    21. Re:bomb squad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn straight! Break that food addiction!

    22. Re:bomb squad by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      You get used to waking up at a certain time. Even if you don't get enough sleep, you'll still wake up at the usual time unless you're extremely sleep-deprived already.

      However, if for some reason you need to wake up earlier, you'll be in trouble if your alarm can't wake you up.

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  7. Quite a show by Onaga · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just imagine a bunch of cars all parked tightly on a nice street. Now imagine half of them chiming in with their own sirens when their shock sensors get set off.

    1. Re:Quite a show by Adriax · · Score: 1

      Imagine it? Try being anywhere within 5 miles of disneyland when they do their nightly fireworks show.
      Even better, be in their parking structure. 70+ cars per level going off with a concrete ceiling to channel the sound.

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    2. Re:Quite a show by againjj · · Score: 1

      I don't suppose you have ever watched a low-rider with loud mufflers drive by that same row of cars? It actually happens.

    3. Re:Quite a show by Lijemo · · Score: 1

      I lived near Fenway Park during the 2004 world series. You know the flyover with the supersonic jets that they did during the opening ceremonies for the series? Um, yeah. Huge boom, windows of my apartment rattling like there had been an explosion, every car alarm on the street went off simultaneously, every dog on the block started freaking out at the same time. People sticking their heads out windows or standing on the sidewalk looking around trying to figure out what the fsck just happened.

    4. Re:Quite a show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is not wise, I have heard low frequencies can be very unhealthy:
      http://www.gov.je/Health/public_health/health_protection/pollution/Low+Noise+Frequency.htm

  8. Why is this on Idle? by The+Gaytriot · · Score: 1

    This is a lot more interesting than most of the stuff that gets posted to Idle.

    Anyways, from TFA:

     

    "The ambulance without the Howler sounded its siren and produced its familiar wail. Then, the Howler, which produced booms that sounded like a 1980s video game played at an earsplitting level. The liquids in the three glasses rippled."

    I really hope that the howler is used sparingly, especially since I live right off a busy street and get some type of emergency vehicle coming by with sirens and lights at least once a day. I especially hope that the howler siren doesn't need to be played at an "earsplitting" level in order to be effective.

    They had to park two ambulances next to each other with the glasses of water in between, and turning on the howler's to the loud-as-fuck volume just made the water ripple? Why don't they just have the T-rex from Jurassic Park follow the ambulance around? Dumbasses...

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    1. Re:Why is this on Idle? by Adriax · · Score: 3, Funny

      Because then they've got to follow the t-rex around with a giant pooper-scooper truck. And that's just silly.

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    2. Re:Why is this on Idle? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Because then they've got to follow the t-rex around with a giant pooper-scooper truck. And that's just silly.

      You forgot to mention that it was invented by Shampoo!

      Man, that guy is going to be really useful the next time we need to find prior art for something...

  9. Deaf drivers? by Andr+T. · · Score: 1

    > The most frequent thing motorists say to us is they didn't see the ambulance coming

    OK, but what about hearing the ambulances? I think the real problem here - stupidity - won't be solved by the new sirens. And what about the seismometers?

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    1. Re:Deaf drivers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, like astronomers complaining about light pollution, geologists will complain about vibration pollution.

      Probably not.

      But it would be funny.

    2. Re:Deaf drivers? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      I think a better solution: Receivers in cars that can be triggered by emergency vehicles. Light starts pulsing when nearby, to clue the driver into looking around or turning their music down to hear.

      Sure, it would be spoofable, but since all it does is light up a caution light... what's the real harm? I would say the gains would be worth it.

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    3. Re:Deaf drivers? by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      You'd be amazed. Every dozen calls or so, I'll get behind someone who doesn't see the big farking firetruck or ambulance behind them, despite the lights & siren going full blast. Or they'll see you, and not do ANYTHING different; not move over, not speed up, nothing. A couple times people have just dead stopped, right in traffic, right in front of me. They go into dummy-mode. The Sheriff's Department is more than happy to take vehicle and plate information and send out "interference with an emergency vehicle" tickets; no idea if it helps people not be so dumb next time, but it sure can't hurt.

  10. Only 16 accidents? by consequentemente · · Score: 1
    from TFA:

    So far this year, EMSA vehicles have been involved in 16 intersection accidents, typically caused by an unyielding driver. Fifteen of those times, the ambulances were on a call, said EMSA spokeswoman Tina Wells.

    16 in a year is nothing. If the Howler is as loud as they say, watch this number go up as motorists cover their ears or have heart attacks while driving.

    1. Re:Only 16 accidents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That 's 16 accidents where the ambulance was one of the vehicles in the accident.

    2. Re:Only 16 accidents? by pipatron · · Score: 1

      Yes. We know. That's what the GP talked about as well. It's nothing.

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    3. Re:Only 16 accidents? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I can't wait for the mysterious rise in physical ailments and deafness.

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  11. mompressor? by More_Cowbell · · Score: 2, Funny

    I started to try and figure out what that would look like, and quickly discovered I do not want to know...

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    1. Re:mompressor? by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the delay of typing out messages over citrix session. It causes many a typo.

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  12. Ifrasound generation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So - where is a link to the maker of such an infrasound device? All I've found is links to the press releases and a $400 pricetag

  13. Interupt the driver's entertainment by bilbravo · · Score: 1

    I always thought that emergency vehicles should be equipped with a method of sending a signal that would be picked up by the automobiles on the road and provide an in-car cue that "hey, pay attention stupid--there's an ambulance!".
    Of course, there are privacy concerns (I guess) and people never want to be inconvenienced, so I'm sure the idea would flop. But to me, that seems like a good solution. I would say 99% of the time that the siren isn't heard is because music is on/too loud.

    1. Re:Interupt the driver's entertainment by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      I always wanted something like this as well.

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    2. Re:Interupt the driver's entertainment by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Or the cell phone is glued to their head.

    3. Re:Interupt the driver's entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey everybody else on the road! I am in dire need of a beer, they sold me this here button thingy that warns all other cars I'm coming. This thing is great!

    4. Re:Interupt the driver's entertainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't the Europeans have something like this? Legally required?

    5. Re:Interupt the driver's entertainment by blane.bramble · · Score: 1

      Not here in the UK, most of us are just trained to keep an eye out for emergency vehicles and act accordingly. There does seem to be an increase in idiots on the road these days who won't move out of the way though.

  14. Oblig by Digitus1337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This ambulance goes to 11!

  15. The really big worms?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    >This is all well and fine, but I wonder what they plan to do when their sirens call up one of the big worms from deep below?

    You moron, that only happens in the open desert. If you stay in the spaceports and behind the shield walls you'll never have any problems. Of course, if you're a spice miner or you pilot a carryall, well, that's a different story....

  16. Can you hear it over ghetto blasters? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    I doubt it will help hear over a ghetto blaster car stereo. I still think more blinky lights, lasers, searchlights, etc. are a better option.

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  17. Will they be heard? by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    With all the idiots with 2000 watt power amps installed in their vehicles, I doubt they will even be heard at all. I can hear most cars in the neighborhood several blocks away, clearly.

  18. I'm waiting for the lawsuit by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    ...when somebody claims it caused a miscarriage.

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    1. Re:I'm waiting for the lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...while standing on a street corner smoking a cigarette.

  19. Visual Cues by VoxMagis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I ride a motorcycle, so I have come to the opinion that 90% of the drivers out there in their 'shiny metal boxes' are idiots.

    I've come to the decision that all cars should be equipped with a flashing light on the dashboard or the steering wheel - RIGHT in front of the drivers face - that triggers whenever an emergency vehicle with lights/sirens is within a certain distance. In most urban areas now, emergency vehicles are equipped with signal devices that trigger traffic lights for them. Why not apply the same reaction to inside warning lights for the cars? Shoot - turn off their sound systems at the same time.

    In the USA, we over-regulate vehicle safety standards already, to the point of goofiness, why not go ahead and add one more? One that actually has the potential to save lives?

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    1. Re:Visual Cues by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Because just like those traffic light things everyone else will be able to use them as well so tons of people will abuse them. I'd give it a couple months before most motorists rip the damn things out of their cars in frustration of having it go off every day.

    2. Re:Visual Cues by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      I ride a motorcycle, so I have come to the opinion that 90% of the drivers out there in their 'shiny metal boxes' are idiots.

      Newsflash: 90% of everyone are idiots, correlation to automobile ownership is not statistically significant.

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    3. Re:Visual Cues by laugau · · Score: 1

      Waaa????

      I ride a bike and drive in a shiny box. The problem isn't the car... it is the congestion and the fact that there is already so much noise that we HAVE to soundproof the car. I was in traffic 2 weeks ago, radio off, and a firetruck came up behind me in an intersection with lights on and siren off because of noise ordinances. How crazy is that?

      The issue is people who think they have more rights than anyone else. (i.e don't infringe on my rights, man! I don't want to hear people around me, turn down my radio, but down my cell phone, respond to emergency vehicles or [wait in traffic on my bike].

      A little personal responsibility and sense of community can go a long way.

    4. Re:Visual Cues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "why not go ahead and add one more?"

      Because fuck you, buddy, that's why.

      No offense, really, but motherfucking fuck the hell outta you. With all due respect.

    5. Re:Visual Cues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of radar detectors have this as a built in function. The problem is that most of the ambulances around here don't have transmitters.... (yay, rural America!)

    6. Re:Visual Cues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I drive a car, and have come to the opinion that 90% of motorcycle riders are idiots. I feel where you're coming from, car drivers can be oblivious, but at least they're not weaving through traffic on a crotch rocket going 30mph faster than the traffic flow. I'll agree that most drivers are bad (except for me, natch ;), but the average car isn't driving nearly so aggressively and dangerously as the average bike.
       

      Motorcycle riders all seem to share this idea that drivers (except them, natch!) are all terrible. So why are they the only ones that notice all these terrible drivers? It's not because people forget how to drive in the proximity of a motorcyle. It's because motorcycles are smaller and harder to see! Combine that with the nutso behavior of some of them, and I'm surprised motorcycle fatalities aren't worse than they already are.

    7. Re:Visual Cues by lacheur · · Score: 1

      I drive a car, and have come to the opinion that 90% of motorcycle riders are idiots. I feel where you're coming from, car drivers can be oblivious, but at least they're not weaving through traffic on a crotch rocket going 30mph faster than the traffic flow. I'll agree that most drivers are bad (except for me, natch ;), but the average car isn't driving nearly so aggressively and dangerously as the average bike.
      Motorcycle riders all seem to share this idea that drivers (except them, natch!) are all terrible. So why are they the only ones that notice all these terrible drivers? It's not because people forget how to drive in the proximity of a motorcyle. It's because motorcycles are smaller and harder to see! Combine that with the nutso behavior of some of them, and I'm surprised motorcycle fatalities aren't worse than they already are.

  20. Howler Siren Product/Specs Link by Zymergy · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.whelen.com/details_prod.php?head_id=9&cat_id=68&prod_id=415
    Now I am wondering how to get one of these and tie it into my passenger car horn...
    Horns are NOT what they used to be...

  21. Overkill by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    Is this REALLY necessary? These monstrosities are going to structurally damage buildings just for that one or two times a year when someone might not here and ambulance coming?

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  22. Brown Note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_note

  23. It *is* a ghetto blaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that this new siren plays "baby got back", where do you think they got the idea?

  24. What about hard drive damage? by freelunch · · Score: 1

    Any word on what those penetrating low frequencies will do to hard drives?

    1. Re:What about hard drive damage? by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Probably nothing that the sub in your home theater system or the subs in your neighbor kid's trunk don't already do.

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  25. Directionality by schwaang · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually add one more feature - directionality. Half the time when I hear a siren I can't tell where it's coming from. In France I can tell whether it's coming towards me or going away, and it's a big improvement.

    As a sometimes cyclist of the motored and non-motored kind, as well as being a car driver, I've been on both sides of near accidents, so I have both bike-rage and "oops, I didn't see you" guilt. I think it would be great if motorcycles constantly emitted some kind of "I'm passing on your left, stupid" sound that you would only hear from about one car-length away. Harleys already have that effect built in, though not exactly for that purpose.

    1. Re:Directionality by AnotherBrian · · Score: 1

      Expanding on the directionality idea...
      The emergency vehicle could just broadcast it's GPS coordinates on some dead-simple system like the NIST time signal. Then in car GPS receivers could display the emergency vehicle on their map. Even turning themselves on if needed. This would also cut down on fakers.

  26. One good thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least it will keep the ant-lions away!

  27. sickening? by baomike · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is well known that low freq sound can cause illness. Nausea and general sense of illbeing.

    The paramedics arrive to too sick to function?

    1. Re:sickening? by bughunter · · Score: 1

      Then there's the legendary "Brown Note." I'll leave the practical advantages and disadvantages of a "Brown Siren" to your imagination.

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    2. Re:sickening? by VanessaE · · Score: 1

      Mythbusters already covered this quite some time ago. After pumping some serious decibels into the participants at various frequencies, without any results, they declared the "brown note" as busted.

    3. Re:sickening? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mythbusters is an entertainment show, not science.

  28. Why don't people care about their ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't smoke in many places now, but for some reason it is fine to make noise bursts that could seriously damage your hearing.
    As a sound engineer, I rely on my ears for my living.

    If it's loud enough to feel through a car, it's loud enough to damage your hearing.
    The restrictions for live music peak db are way less than this siren.

  29. As an EMT by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

    Our ambulance is outfitted with just a regular Whelen siren, but we've considered airhorns in the past (real airhorns, not the fake electronic crap on the siren. Turns out people move if you sound like a train).

    I even read about this particular siren last year, in the Whelen magazine we get every month or so. It looks like a bass amplifier with some nice subwoofers, for what it's worth.

    In any case, we're in northeast NJ. Traffic sucks, drivers suck, and people do stupid shit all the time. An airhorn would be useful. But as for Oklahoma, I don't really know if this would be necessary. It's kinda empty...

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    1. Re:As an EMT by mastershake82 · · Score: 1

      It's not the wild west here in Oklahoma, lol.

      I think a lot of people have this perception that there is nothing in Oklahoma but fields and cows.

      We may not be jam packed border to border, but our major cities are just as populated as any other state.

    2. Re:As an EMT by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      There are approximately 50 people per square mile in OK, and 1000/mi^2 in NJ. I'm not trying to dis your state, but there's a much more consistent problem with moving people out of the way in NJ - especially northeast NJ (near Newark, etc)

      And I'd wager that there are far worse drivers in NJ... I've literally been cut off before (lights and siren) while pulling out of the fucking bay, right in front of the police station. They then proceeded to stop at the stop sign because of oncoming traffic... which we could've stopped.

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    3. Re:As an EMT by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      There is a company that make super loud horns (150dB). Google "super loud horn" and see all the things that turn up.

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    4. Re:As an EMT by ryanov · · Score: 1

      I work on a hospital campus in Newark and see a lot of the ambulances. I think the people who drive in this city have less respect for ambulances than anywhere I've ever been. Perhaps it has changed in the last few years and this just happens to be where I've been. I still pull to the side of the road, like the driver's manual says. I think I'm by myself.

  30. I have a much easier solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it illegal to have those incredibly annoying and anti-social boom-blasting sound systems in cars (and homes too, while we're at it).

  31. Not going to help much by Atrox666 · · Score: 1

    The problem is that when most people hear a siren they freeze. It's the same as in the military. When the explosions start most people freeze. Even with trained troops a large percentage act like a deer in the headlights. It's as instinctual as with the deer and it's a halmark of a lot of social animals. Personally I would use a recording of an authoritative voice and flashing spotlights designed to shine on individual cars in the way.

  32. Federal Signal Rumber? by greenlead · · Score: 1

    This sounds similar to the Federal Signal Rumbler system, which supplements existing sirens on a police car, and works like a subwoofer.

    The Rumber has been available for quite a while now.

  33. Rats. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I was holding out for Sirens that could feel me .

  34. Is it safe or do they even care? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have these things been adequately tested? I live a block away from a firehouse and I don't want to go deaf in five years because of this.

  35. Re:Obligatory Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If sound waves are not the answer, what is?

    Maybe lights that flash???

  36. As an Oklahoman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When it's 5:07 and everyone in Downtown Tulsa takes the same bloody highway to the suburbs, it's not so 'empty'...

    I don't think this is planned for the rural counties with a dozen families per square mile. They don't need it there - the negligent, noise-drowned drivers are in the cities: OKC, Tulsa, Norman, etc.

  37. Why be sensible? by hcdejong · · Score: 1

    Here in Europe, emergency services are experimenting with RDS.
    The TA and TP functions can switch a car stereo from whatever source it's playing to a specific radio channel. This is currently used for traffic announcements, but if you put a transmitter in an emergency vehicle it would be able to alert the cars around it without having to resort to earthshattering noise.

  38. Hm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've come to the decision that all cars should be equipped with a flashing light on the dashboard or the steering wheel - RIGHT in front of the drivers face - that triggers whenever an emergency vehicle with lights/sirens is within a certain distance.

    Actually, something like that would be nice. I don't drive with any music on, talk on the phone, etc. but I still don't always hear the emergency vehicles until they are really close. Most of the time I see one before I hear it.

    Cars are just so soundproofed now, it takes a lot to get through. Now, driving my hubby's motorcycle or dad's army jeep... my ears die whenever a siren goes off, but at least I'm not cutting in front of them at an intersection.

  39. Two words: by johndmartiniii · · Score: 1
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  40. Lawsuits ahoy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Existing police/ambulence sirens are already loud enough to cause temporary pain to pedestrians and cyclists. Also it's quite dangerous when some idiot switches a siren on while overtaking a cyclist, because you tense up as a reflex and therefore swerve. In my experience this applies more to police than ambulance drivers.

    I understand the issue about alerting idiot car drivers, but injuring other types of road users is not the way, so if anyone uses one of these next to me I'll sue. [Ironically my captcha is bastards!]

  41. Usul, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have wormsign the likes of which even GOD has never seen!

  42. So much for my holography lab! by macmurph · · Score: 1

    So much for my holography lab!