Attractive Girls Union Refuses To Enter Into Talks With Mike Greenman
Posted by
samzenpus
on from the throw-him-a-bone dept.
They didn't even notice the new pants he was wearing today.
12 comments
Tough Bargainers Indeed
by
Arthur+Grumbine
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· Score: 3, Funny
Yeah, the Local 69 can be the toughest bargainers on the planet. I still haven't gotten them agree to more than "Fleeting Recognition" from their junior members. Although I am absolutely confident that that a triple in my salary, in combination with a hideously over-priced and unnecessary wardrobe and sports car, will not only bring them back to the table, but put me at the advantage.
-- Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
Re:Tough Bargainers Indeed
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Count+Fenring
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· Score: 1
Their "junior members?"
Is this a case of "What I love about high school girls: I keep getting older, they stay the same age?"
Re:Tough Bargainers Indeed
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MerlinX420
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· Score: 1
Alright, Alright, Alright... -.-
Story of the life of most /.ers
by
Neanderthal+Ninny
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· Score: 2, Funny
We should hire Jerry McGuire to negotiate with this union. My words are "Show me the..."
Is idle now just the ONN feed?
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Anonymous Coward
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· Score: 0
Really, linking to the occasional funny is one thing; but if I wanted to see all of ONN's videos, I'd just go to the Onion.
Hrm... My first comment to idle... Does the word 'fellatio' appear as the captcha only for idle?
Talk to the hand
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Jerry+Rivers
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· Score: 2, Informative
I'm actually good looking enough to get to noticed by the AGU, but sadly my personality and finances simply aren't worthy of serious consideration.
-- The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
attractive girls union? haha epic fail! thanks for the laugh slashdot:))
Insecure Mens Union
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Anonymous Coward
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Don't be a member of the Insecure Mens Union!
The only people the AGU will fail to negotiate with is the IMU.
If you don't want to be a member of the IMU, there is only one rule you need to remember: If she isn't interested in negotiating with you, she isn't worth negotiating with.
Doesn't the Insecure Uggboots-over-Jeans Union overlap with the Attractive Girls' Union?
I always thought so, anyway.
Pants are a figment of the imagination
by
dword+ZZork
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I think that members of the AGU, which I have myself been rather frustrated with lately due to the stress of prolonged negotiations over what I can only figure to be the aesthetics of hairstyle or some equally inane aspect of reality - let's just settle on curls and call it good - might benefit by the reminder that pants, in fact, exist only at an intersection of temporal planes, and that in fact, everybody is actually naked underneath the illusory refraction of clothes consciousness.
-- "But seriously dude, what is that in the radiator?"
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Yeah, the Local 69 can be the toughest bargainers on the planet. I still haven't gotten them agree to more than "Fleeting Recognition" from their junior members. Although I am absolutely confident that that a triple in my salary, in combination with a hideously over-priced and unnecessary wardrobe and sports car, will not only bring them back to the table, but put me at the advantage.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
We should hire Jerry McGuire to negotiate with this union. My words are "Show me the..."
Really, linking to the occasional funny is one thing; but if I wanted to see all of ONN's videos, I'd just go to the Onion.
Hrm... My first comment to idle... Does the word 'fellatio' appear as the captcha only for idle?
I'm actually good looking enough to get to noticed by the AGU, but sadly my personality and finances simply aren't worthy of serious consideration.
The pursuit of absolute tolerance leads to the most rigorous and ludicrous intolerance. - REX MURPHY
Don't be a member of the Insecure Mens Union!
The only people the AGU will fail to negotiate with is the IMU.
If you don't want to be a member of the IMU, there is only one rule you need to remember: If she isn't interested in negotiating with you, she isn't worth negotiating with.
Doesn't the Insecure Uggboots-over-Jeans Union overlap with the Attractive Girls' Union?
I always thought so, anyway.
I think that members of the AGU, which I have myself been rather frustrated with lately due to the stress of prolonged negotiations over what I can only figure to be the aesthetics of hairstyle or some equally inane aspect of reality - let's just settle on curls and call it good - might benefit by the reminder that pants, in fact, exist only at an intersection of temporal planes, and that in fact, everybody is actually naked underneath the illusory refraction of clothes consciousness.
"But seriously dude, what is that in the radiator?"