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Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen?

An anonymous reader writes "I would like to know if there are any resources on the Web or elsewhere describing how to configure a Windows PC for an older parent not living in the same household. Assume little computer familiarity or aptitude. Some stuff is obvious, like using only a few large icons for favorite Web sites, or an icon perhaps for composing email and another for checking email. Other considerations are eliminating nuisance messages from Windows update and antivirus/firewall. What works and what doesn't? Can anyone who has worked/volunteered at a senior center offer some insights?"

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  1. Install Ubuntu by Peeloo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've had the same problem with my parents for years, going back home each Christmas to reformat windows and spending the week getting the configuration back to normal. For the last 3 years they've used Ubuntu, with some problem with the printer the first few months, but now I'm just spending a few minutes pushing the "Upgrade Version" button instead of a total reformat. They can check their mail/internet and you don't have to worry about virus/firewall, win-win :)

    1. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Strongly agree. This is the approach I took with technically-deficient people, and it works great.

      Windows is the worst choice for this set up. It literally breaks by itself, and remains by an astronomical margin the main target of crackers, spam, phishing, viruses, etc. Trying to keep it going is a lot of work.

      The one (and only IMO) major advantage it has is the availability of options (software, hardware), and if this isn't important - which it isn't, in the set up you're describing - then look to the alternatives.

    2. Re:Install Ubuntu by silanea · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Second that. My mother had avoided any and all contact with computers up until a year ago. I slapped Ubuntu on my old notebook, gave her a crash course in "doing things with that machine" and happiness ensued. She does ask me things from time to time, but so far she hasn't been able to break anything.

      Particularly the update management comes in handy: On Windows every program has its own confusing and annoying way of locating updates. On Linux you get one window asking you for one click.

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    3. Re:Install Ubuntu by austin987 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Agree with parent. While many /.'ers are probably using some version of linux already, it's really a good solution for parents, etc. A few years ago, my mother's PC died after a bunch of virii and finally a hard drive failure. I built a new one and told her I was tired of fixing all those problems, and she was going to try something new. Installed Ubuntu (Dapper or Edgy IIRC), made sure her e-mail/favorite websites worked and gave it to her. Aside from having to explain how to install updates, she hasn't had a problem to date.

      On a similar note, I gave my grandmother an old laptop and stripped out most of the ubuntu install, and filled it with lots of games. Locked down her account so she can't screw anything up, removed all shortcuts except games. She has bad insomnia, and enjoys playing the card games/mahjong at night. Works well for her, aside from her occasionally unplugging it instead of shutting it down properly (I'm going to set it to mount / as read only to prevent this when I go there for holidays).

      Long story short, seriously consider using Ubuntu, the learning curve for it is much easier than teaching them to avoid spyware/virii.

    4. Re:Install Ubuntu by msormune · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A Week? Really? :) Why did you format it in the first place? Why did you setup a restore image in the first place created on the Windows clean installation?

      And the last time I did Upgrade Version on Ubuntu, it took an hour just to download the new files.

      I have really no problem your post and have used Ubuntu desktop with success in the past, but it just irks me how much GNU/Linux people bend the truth when pushing their agenda. Or maybe they really just don't know any better than just to "format and reinstall" on Windows.

    5. Re:Install Ubuntu by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another vote for Ubuntu. I wrote about my experiences of moving my mother over to Linux at the beginning of the year. It's gone swimmingly and I'm writing the follow-up now. What possible advantage could there be in setting up a non-expert, non-gamer with Windows? For one thing, Windows XP seems to go wrong in places when you attempt to set a large font.

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    6. Re:Install Ubuntu by meringuoid · · Score: 4, Insightful
      And the last time I did Upgrade Version on Ubuntu, it took an hour just to download the new files.

      Perhaps, but did you have to intervene while it did that? How long the computer takes to do its stuff is less important: the question is how long the human job takes, and that is indeed only a few minutes.

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    7. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      my mother's PC died after a bunch of virii

      The plural of virus is viruses

    8. Re:Install Ubuntu by Lachlan+Hunt · · Score: 3, Informative

      From my experience, the format and reinstall approach is the quick and easy way to deal with a machine that has become filled with lots of junky software that's no longer used, infected with mallicious software, and, in general, has things that just randomly don't work.

      However, given proper maintenance, a decent anti-virus program, regular defragging, and not letting anyone use IE or Outlook at all, it's entirely possible to keep an XP machine running well for a few years.

      But personally, I'd recommend getting a Mac. They're so much easier to use and maintain than Windows. I switched about a year ago and haven't looked back. Prior to that, I tried various Linux distros, including Ubuntu, but always ended up giving up and reverting to Windows.

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    9. Re:Install Ubuntu by tloh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      For those of us with parents who don't read English, Ubuntu has been a double blessing. The native language version of the Linux based OS is so much more available in the US than a legitimate (non-pirated) native language version of Windows.

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    10. Re:Install Ubuntu by silanea · · Score: 2, Informative

      [...] Just install it on a virtual machine on a linux host if necessary so you can restore it from time to time if need be. [...]

      Maintaining two full-blown operating systems instead of one just because one of them is apt to break in ignorant hands is not exactly what I'd call solving a problem.

      [...] Apart from that, the main advantage of windows is that all the "popular" apps and peripherals in the senior citizen crowd (think of, web-browsing, photo viewing, photo-printing, web-cams etc.) are much more readily available for windows than for linux.

      Huh?! First off, I am not aware of any desktop-oriented Linux distribution that ships without a preinstalled web browser, mail client and office suite. Secondly, the times when printing or using web cams under Linux was reserved for kernel hackers are long gone. The initial installation is still not as simple and accessible as it should be, but day-to-day usability is, at least in my experience, better than the hog-pog mix of HP printer applets, Epson scan software and Creative web cam managers.

      The major benefit of an environment like GNOME or KDE is that (ideally) all the software you use follows the same paradigms and guidelines, so you always know where to point your mouse for certain things. And for the rather basic use to be expected of sensior citizens I doubt you couldn't just do with what one of these desktops has to offer.

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    11. Re:Install Ubuntu by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      My platypii died of a virus, you insensitive clod!

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    12. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I know Fanboy Homos will get crazy and crucify me for what I will say but this is was my experience:
      Like a good fanboy linux advocate, I installed Ubuntu on all my elderly relatives computers, my grand-dad, dad and mom, they all live on different houses, and hours of plane travel from me.
      So, I even installed VNC so I could manage their GUI desktops if necessary. I showed them the pretty Gnome GUI and the pretty browsers and how to use e-mail, so they were pretty happy.
      But, then it started: they couldn't access their preferred websites, because flash didn't install properly. So, I had to teach a 80 year's old how to untar and copy a library over to the mozilla directory, which was a pretty gruesome experience.
      Well, Ubuntu was such a piece of crap for them that they started to call me screaming they need their good windows computers back because their friends were going to websites and they couldn't do the same.
      So, as result, my elderly relatives found a Windows tech guy, the guy installed XP on their machines, and they were happy again.
      I had to pay for their installations, but wasn't able to avoid being banished from family forever, thanks to the fanboyish failure machine: Ubuntu.
      This Xmas, the windows tech guy will be seating at their Xmas dinner table while I will be eating Macaroni and Cheese from my microwave, alone at my house.
      So, my advice to this guy asking about his elderly relative: Do not follow the fanboys here as they don't have real families and WoW NPCs really like when their kids or grandkids install Ubuntu on their PCs, but real people don't.
      Do like this: Find a store selling LEGIT Windows XP copies. Buy one, install it, activate automatic updates. Install a good AUTOMATIC anti-virus, firewall and anti-spyware. Install Firefox and all the plugins. MAKE SURE THAT FIREFOX WORKS!!!!! (stupid FOSS...) Then activate Remote Desktop so you can fix the machine remotely. And, voila, you got a happy relative with a happy computer.
      And you can have happy Xmases forever, without have to being cursed because of the homo-fanboy F*ckuntu...

    13. Re:Install Ubuntu by PermanentMarker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your lack of knowledge about windows doesnt make windows bad
      For example he could use restore points.
      He could set folder permission, to protect against destruction.
      Or just some simple backup program like Paragon, and a boot CD.
      He might also lock down XP, there are excellent reads about how to do that.
      YOu might get a start here http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/bb457006.aspx
      So you could write your own policies, and only allow for certain programs to execute.
      Windows is a verry open aplication environment, so how about helping your parents remotely
      I help my parents sometimes using http://www.logmein.com/ when i cannot be there.

      Oh and yes my parents use vista, so there is verry little change they will get mallware installed.

      Altough i believe microsoft could still improve their OS.
      It is still a best choice for older people, due too its interface standards.

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    14. Re:Install Ubuntu by ubrgeek · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not to nitpick, but the comment, "It literally breaks by itself" isn't true, IMO. Third-party components in patches, etc. are most often the blame. Or malware. But that hardly constitutes breaking by itself. Especially in terms of "literally" doing so. I'm far from a fan of the OS, being a huge Mac fanboy (I have one Vista box in the house so I can see what the fuss is about. The other six are Macs and an Ubuntu file server for backups) but the statement isn't accurate.

      All that said, I concur with using Ubuntu. Much more user friendly for the elderly or those less computer adept.

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    15. Re:Install Ubuntu by Kijori · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the plural of "pedant" is Slashdot. :D

    16. Re:Install Ubuntu by StackedCrooked · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Also create an admin account that you only know the password of. And give them a standard user account so that they can't mess up their system.

    17. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Informative

      "flash didn't install properly. So, I had to teach a 80 year's old how to untar and copy a library "

      Nice attempt at a troll, but that hasn't been the case for several years now.

      Now Mozilla simply asks you if you would like to download "flash-Plugin_nonfree" from the multiverse repository.

      You click "yes", type in your password and restart firefox.

      It's no harder than installing it on Windows.

      But don't listen to me. You just sit there happy in your bitter little world and clutch that Windows safety blanket to your wittle chest shill-boy

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    18. Re:Install Ubuntu by dov_0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I disagree. I got my Dad on to Ubuntu a few years ago. He loves it. He's 73 now and handles all the updates and version upgrades himself, installs software packages through synaptic etc. As for windows, it confuses him. If someone has NO computer experience, don't give them windows. I run a computer repair business and the window pop-ups etc just confuse people. XP drives older people nuts. Ubuntu isn't perfect, but it's a lot easier, has a logical, easy menu structure and is hard to break.

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    19. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "I never realised how much time I spent on fixing friends windows boxen until recently."

      I'm probably a bit older than you. Quite a while back I learned to "just say no". It gets easier when you can say "I don't use Windows, you will have to find a windows person to fix that."

      Inevitably, they then ask "Don't use Windows? What do you use then?" and I'm sure you can fill in the rest yourself.

      As you've obviously realised, life gets sooo much easier after you've done this.

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    20. Re:Install Ubuntu by BrentH · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thing is, Windows systems do appear to accumulate clutter, no matter how you use it. Be it viruses or spyware (a big problem with senior citizens, in fact all non computer aficionados) or all the updates from the basic software utils you need (Adobe reader, Quicktime, some sort of Office suite), Windows itself even. I find that a Linux system (Ubuntu in particular for me) takes all that away. Of course, no viruses or spyware, and a central updatemanager that knows what it does and doesnt accumulate cruft in the way Windows does.

      If you want maintenance free, go with Ubuntu.

    21. Re:Install Ubuntu by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      First off, I am not aware of any desktop-oriented Linux distribution that ships without a preinstalled web browser, mail client and office suite.

      As well as lots of other stuff which would be extra under Windows. Often integrated (or integratable) with the same management system as the core OS.

      Secondly, the times when printing or using web cams under Linux was reserved for kernel hackers are long gone. The initial installation is still not as simple and accessible as it should be, but day-to-day usability is, at least in my experience, better than the hog-pog mix of HP printer applets, Epson scan software and Creative web cam managers.

      Installing and using are different things. The former being something which should only happen very infrequently.

    22. Re:Install Ubuntu by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh and yes my parents use vista, so there is verry little change they will get mallware installed.

      HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF

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    23. Re:Install Ubuntu by rhyder128k · · Score: 2, Funny

      This Xmas, the windows tech guy will be seating at their Xmas dinner table while I will be eating Macaroni and Cheese from my microwave, alone at my house.

      You were ex communicated from your entire ungrateful family. Surely that was worth the time investment of Ubuntu in itself?

      "Hey, I heard that you're having some computer difficulties again. Y'want me to pop over and try to fix it? Oh right, you don't trust me to do it anymore. Fair enough, you might be better asking someone a bit more qualified than me"." [fx: pats Ubuntu CDS and whispers "Thankyou, Shuttleworth!"]

      In my experience, getting people like that stay away is rarely that easy.

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    24. Re:Install Ubuntu by JamesTRexx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem isn't the lack of knowledge, the problem is that you need the knowledge to do things that are not needed on Ubuntu for instance.
      Set file permissions, locking down Windows and applications takes more work and knowledge than installing most popular distros.
      If there's an equal choice between Windows and *nix, I always go for *nix.

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    25. Re:Install Ubuntu by gruntled · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm no Microsoft fanboy, but I gave my mom MSN TV 2 five years ago and the only tech support I've ever done is change the batteries in the wireless keyboard.

    26. Re:Install Ubuntu by paganizer · · Score: 5, Informative

      Huh.
      I guess I'm doing it wrong.
      I started with 2 partitions, FAT32 & NTFS, installed Win2k Pro, then patched it up.
      Installed Tiny Personal Firewall v2.0.15, Firefox (with adblock, firenes, and IEview plugins), SpyBot, irfanview, media player classic, WinAmp 2.95, RealVNC server 4.0, adobe 5 (this was before Foxit 3 came out), their HP all-in-one printer software, DivX, Xvid & various other codec packs, Audacity (my dads a musician), open office (my moms a writer), Shockwave, Mozilla Thunderbird, Juno (my moms been using it since it was free dial-up, she likes the interface), winzip, Winrar, 7z, notepad++, JAVA, AVG, Picasa (when it came out), and thats essentially it.
      Then, a script to rar the "my documents" folder to the 1st partition at bootup once a week, incrementing rar filename each time; chkdsk /f every 2 weeks at startup, and defrag every 3 weeks.
      Disable all phone-home software, including windows update; to be safe, several domains are pointed to localhost in the HOSTS file. remove all IE & OE icons, put shortcuts for everything they are likely to need in the alluser profile. Select registry changes to turn off some of the more obnoxious windows stuff.
      After installing all this and making sure everything plays well with each other, I then ghosted the 2nd partion to a compressed image on the 1st.
      They have 2 emergency CD's; the first blows away the NTFS partition, then recreates it from the image on the 1st partition
      The 2nd is KNOPPIX; if they can't get ahold of me or think that I need to look at things before they use the other emergency CD. I also encourage them to just play around with it.
      This has worked perfectly for the last 3+ years; if they get suspicious about something, I just come in through VNC viewer and take a look; probably every day for the first 2 weeks, then maybe once a week, now maybe once a month, if that. TPF turned on to paranoid mode doesn't let anything get in or get installed without a pop-up telling you about it. I go ahead and update & run SpyBot whenever I come in for a peek (BTW, one of the recent SPyBot updates has started really screwing with the registry; it's optimized for XP and just causes Win2k's registry to expand); I usually update the virus definitions at the same time, and delete some of the older "My Documents" backups.
      They've usedthe emergency restore CD once, about 2 years ago; I need to update the image on my next visit.

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    27. Re:Install Ubuntu by Casandro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. Interface standards: Every programm looks different depending on the year is was made. Some things don't even make sense, unless you take the history behind it into account.

      2. Of course you can modify a Windows machine to be user-friendly and managable, but that takes days of work. And even then you'll still need to manually restore it. A typical Ubuntu installation is done in less than an hour and you already have a fairly optimal system. I mean Windows doesn't even come with Firefox!

    28. Re:Install Ubuntu by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 5, Funny

      That would be a collective noun, not a plural.

      I'll get my coat....

    29. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      And how much time did you use on this? Sounds like it didn't happen in a day...

    30. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2

      You expect people to spend hours locking down something built to be insecure? If it was built to be secure you wouldn't need to do that. If it was built to be secure the revenue stream made from securing (or repairing, restoring or renewing) a Windows PC would dry up. The line that had me almost falling off my chair laughing was "you can write your own policies". Shouldn't that be done for you? The bottom line here, is that you're fighting against Microsoft's business model by spending hours reading and applying different fixes (not to mention the potential added expense of additional programs). Why?

      Most modern Linux distros are much easier out of the box, especially those aimed at the Linux newbie who don't want to spend any time "fixing" the flaws; they just want to use their PC. Distros like Ubuntu / Mint / PCLinusOS / Mandriva are perfect for this. Not only are Linux boxes built with security in mind from the ground up, they are also easy to upgrade and use via a GUI (for most normal user tasks). Even on a distro which has problems upgrading like Fedora, simply backing up the users home folder (including the .files / .folders), wipe, reinstall, restore the backup and you're back to the same state with a fresh new installed OS. You're not gonna come close to that on Windows.

      If you really want to take the hassle out of an already pretty solid Linux / UNIX setup, use rsync on their home folder to a spare USB hard drive, then reverse the source / destination on the restore leg after the fresh OS has been put on. If you don't like the scripted way of doing things (which I don't) try Grsync which gives a simple to use GUI for rsync, letting you tick everything you want, along with options for preserving permissions, ownership etc. It can be set to delete stuff on the target end that's not on the source end, so leaving an external USB drive at your parents for them to use once a month on their home folder is a dawdle. It'll never run out of space (assuming its the same size (or bigger) than their home folder.

      Any time you need to reinstall the OS you have to do some post-install configuration. Chances are, most of the hardware will be found and installed without any hassle. A copy of the home folder will apply all the settings for all the packages meaning you only need set up the larger font sizes, block messages etc once. This leaves you with a minor hassle of fixing the odd piece of hardware Linux didn't find. Presumably if you set them up with Linux the first time round, then you're gonna be prepared with the solution to that; like the driver on a pendrive that you brought with you. With Linux you're less likely to have to reinstall the OS, since malware is not an issue. The only reason is a newer version of the distro has been released. More and more distros are getting the "upgrade" option to work more reliably. This will only improve.

      As an added bonus, Linux is free. You can upgrade if or when you choose.....not when Microsoft decides it needs more money from you and forces your hand into your wallet.

    31. Re:Install Ubuntu by Malevolyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The simple fact that Linux isn't Windows doesn't inherently make it better, either. Arguable, yes, but hopefully the point is gotten. But while my parents use Xubuntu and are fine with it, they do have their gripes. They come from long time use of Windows, so the transition was somewhat difficult. The only reason I didn't just set them back up with XP is due to fact that setting up a thumbdrive live distro of Xubuntu was easier than replacing the optical drive in their laptop (works fine, but you can't boot from it for whatever reason that doesn't matter anymore).

      Honestly, I don't think OS matters for users that only need, say, email, a browser, and a word processor. You could probably get away with something like MenuetOS.

      The only reason I stick with Windows is because it's more work than it's worth to get a decent music production setup in Linux. I'm stuck with Windows and OS X for that.

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    32. Re:Install Ubuntu by Malevolyn · · Score: 2

      That's assuming the elderly user you're working with knows about Firefox or even cares. Of course even with Windows I'd be sure to nuke every possible way for them to fine IE and make sure they use Firefox. So I suppose I agree with you somewhat.

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    33. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2, Informative

      I forgot to add:

      Prepare a bash script with all the applications they use that don't come pre-installed with the distro you set them up with.

      sudo apt-get install mozilla-thunderbird gthumb ....you get the idea. That way you can simply run that after the fresh install & update of the packages. It saves the phone call when they go to run a program they used to use and it's not there. The alternative is to show them how to use the package manager to fill those gaps themselves. Or for you to do it remotely for them.

    34. Re:Install Ubuntu by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      With all that necessary just to run an end-user system, Windows will never be ready for the desktop.

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    35. Re:Install Ubuntu by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 3, Informative
      "Apart from that, the main advantage of windows is that all the "popular" apps and peripherals in the senior citizen crowd (think of, web-browsing, photo viewing, photo-printing, web-cams etc.) are much more readily available for windows than for linux."

      Really? Here's me experience:
      1. Web browsing -- FireFox, done
      2. Photo viewing -- Gwenview, digiKam, or any of the thousands of others
      3. Photo printing -- ...click on print, select quality. Better, just set the default quality for your parents, so that they never even know it had to be done. Just like Windows, really
      4. Web cams -- This is juicy. I'm in college, my mom and grandma want to use a web cam with me while I'm away. Cool, except that the university decides to put in place some moronically configured firewall. It totally kills Skype, totally kills Yahoo! messenger's webcam, and so forth. Oddly enough, it doesn't kill SIP, and so I just go with Ekiga on Fedora Linux. Grandma's setup works, my setup works...Mom wants to keep windows, and the nightmare begins. Ekiga for Windows crashes every few minutes, no other SIP compatible softphone could be found (I am sure one exists), and in the end, Mom gives up and doesn't want to even touch the setup for Grandma, who cannot turn the computer on and needs help. Had everyone been running Linux, this entire situation would have worked just fine from day 1.

      Ubuntu, Fedora, Mandriva, etc. have all become easier to use, and more reliable for "senior citizen tasks" than Windows. Nothing more needs to be said, people just need to get over the assumption that "Linux is too hard." For people who just want web access and photos, Linux is there.

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    36. Re:Install Ubuntu by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

      This Xmas, the windows tech guy will be seating at their Xmas dinner table while I will be eating Macaroni and Cheese from my microwave, alone at my house.

      Just go upstairs, already. Your mom will be happy to see you again.

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    37. Re:Install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dude, read what you just wrote. If you are serious, I would like to know how much you charge your folks for support.

      Score: 5 Ridiculous

    38. Re:Install Ubuntu by Darundal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know you can make Ubuntu or pretty much any other Linux distro (especially any that you would be installing for less knowledgeable tech users) look like Windows. I actually have a guest account set up on my computer that is all Windowsified.

    39. Re:Install Ubuntu by talz13 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I believe the same thing. If they have NO computer experience WHATSOEVER, why make them learn the MS way and worry about them breaking their pc or having it develop problems over time. Just start them off with linux and from that point on, linux will make sense to them. I set up my grandpa's PC with ubuntu this past year on the old PC he got from my uncle. The PC was old, had no valid XP license, badly needed a reinstall, and generally didn't work that well. I put ubuntu 8.04 on there and it works great, he learned how to use a PC on it, heck, his library even had a book on ubuntu! Now I just need to get him on the phone to sort out his DSL (no-sync issues) and he'll be all set again.

    40. Re:Install Ubuntu by Gothmolly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess you could do all this, or just install Ubuntu.

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    41. Re:Install Ubuntu by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mallware?

      Is that, like, retail point of sale software, or something?
      I guess it is pretty unlikely that your parents will install that... ;)

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    42. Re:Install Ubuntu by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Right click My Docs and see if you can't figure out how to do that on Windows."

      Been there, done that. Once you reinstall you have to go through (every user) and reinstate those "non-standard" My Documents locations manually, all the while hoping that each NTUSER.DAT file doesn't spit the dummy because something has changed in the god-forsaken clusterfuck that is the registry that it doesn't like.

      No thanks.

      "if you want the profile you'll have to right click my computer and change some settings in Computer Management."

      You have obviously never had to re-instate a Windows box with multiple user accounts. You make this process sound easy, whereas in reality it can be a huge pita, which multiplies by the number of accounts you have to do it for.

      By contrast, on Linux, you have to do . . . ummm, nothing

      "On a network there is something called group policy and active directory that lets you set this for the entire domain"

      Yes, well, when you have a domain at your grandmothers house please get back to us, until then you are nothing but a tosser with an overpriced MS certification looking to justify your ill-advised training investment.

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    43. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, make it real easy.

      Install Linux. So every time your parents need help, they can get STFU n00b, go RTFM.

      Ubuntu on my grandmothers laptop was a mission in pulling my hair out, getting a divorce, wanting to kill every small puppy I ever ran across for 6 months afterwards, etc.

      OTOH, installing XP was easy, everything on the laptop works, she has OFFICE (which all her friends have, and makes it VERY easy. Instead of hearing "lucy does it this way, why doesn't my computer work that way", I now hear "This is great. I have the same thing as Lucy, and when I had a problem last night, I could call her instead of you!!!".

      Oh yeah, I guess I should have told Granny to go to the local Linux Users Group, huh?

      People who OS bash are like runners in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still a retard

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    44. Re:Install Ubuntu by snowraver1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Grr, I wish I could so something about my parents computers. I got called several days ago, and then again yesterday after I didn't retrun the call (I'm a bad son).

      I am sick and tired of fixing fucked up windows installs. The problem is that windows is a major pain in the ass without an admin account, and running as an admin is just asking for trouble.

      Looks like this christmas, I get to fix a computer! YEY! Just like last christmas...

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    45. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 2

      What a load of shit.

      I'll sum it up for you:
      "As an added bonus, Linux is free. You can upgrade if or when you choose.....not when Microsoft decides it needs more money from you and forces your hand into your wallet."

      Means: I'm too stupid when given an option to not reach for my wallet each time a shiny new box shows up at CompUSA.

      IOW, why would you have to upgrade? Why would you be forced into an upgrade?

      It's been almost 9 years, and Win2K still runs everything you or your family needs.

      So please, why, again, would you HAVE to upgrade?

      You drive a Volkswagen, don't you? :)

      --Toll_Free

    46. Re:Install Ubuntu by Toll_Free · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except for the simple fact that you ignored the "flash didn't install properly" in the beginning of the sentence.

      If it doesn't install properly, you're left with going and getting a tarball and making it install properly.

      Please, before you stop reading a sentence in your zeal to get your fanboi activism off, comprehend the ENTIRE sentence first.

      And yes, it's still the case, installing from tarballs, when the magicall mythicall UBUNTU repository stops working.

      --Toll_Free
      (disclaimer, I have a ubuntu system, at the house, working. It's my living room PC, and it works OK. The NVIDIA card works 90 percent (still don't have SVHS out working correctly, with the NVIDIA supplied drivers). WiFi sometimes drops for no apparent reason, etc. Otherwise, it's stable as FUCK. Just those couple little things REALLY piss me off).

    47. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 2, Funny

      Heh. I was thinking the same thing when I saw his post.

      "Well I just did this... (insert 3 paragraphs of long and convoluted technical backflips needed to make Windows even semi-secure)"

      OR

      "Well I just installed Ubuntu."

      I know which one I would pick.

      Besides, I LOVE my Grandparents, they are neat people. Why would I torture them with "Windows Pain"?

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    48. Re:Install Ubuntu by evanbd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If your goal is minimal time involvement in someone else's computer, you absolutely are doing it wrong. Setting up Ubuntu will be quicker and require less maintenance. Also, are you seriously suggesting disabling Windows update on an internet-connected computer that gets maintenance once a year? If so, you're insane, considering the frequency of security holes. Remember, this is for a user who won't be running it manually, and if they were it wouldn't have any decision-making benefit over doing it automatically.

    49. Re:Install Ubuntu by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2

      Why would you have to upgrade? You assume Microsoft will keep patching Windows 2000 indefinitely? Like they did with Windows 95 and Windows 98? At least while they are spending time finding and fixing the holes the OS won't sink. As soon as they stop, it'll get more insecure by the day. Assuming your hardware still functions, and your needs have not changed, will you still be running Windows 2000 5, 10 or 15 years after Microsoft have abandoned it?

      They want you to spend more money on the new stuff after all. You can't fix it yourself, because they have the source code. Only they can fix it for the same reasons. Even if some knowledgeable, well meaning people got hold of the source code, do you think Microsoft's army of lawyers would ignore their noble efforts in keeping Windows users with an older version of their flagship revenue stream? They are abandoned for a reason. If XP was open source, Vista would be extinct. In the open source world, if there are people willing to develop for it, it lives.

      Not to mention third party applications which only have options for the newer versions of Windows. In 5, 10 or 15 years are you going to get programs compatible with Windows 2000? Given how secure a Windows PC is when it IS being supported, I'd imagine your unsupported Windows box won't last that long without a regular reinstall.

    50. Re:Install Ubuntu by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would say that the work you have to put in to make XP or Vista locked down and usable isn't worth the hassle. I don't have that kind of time. I wanna set it up once and then update it now and then.

      Also interface standards? Are you using the same Windows I am? Every program has their own rules. Hell, the interface is different in Office than it is in Windows and they are made by the same company. Every version of IE changes the interface. If you said that about a Mac, I might believe you as Mac developers do a decent job of following Apple's HID guidelines. Windows developers, not so much.

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    51. Re:Install Ubuntu by Q-Hack! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep, had the same issue with my mom. She likes those simple on-line games that have the tendency to load ones computer up with crap. I finally just wiped her hard drive and loaded Fedora 5 on it a few years ago. Since I did this, the only computer problem she has had was when the UPS gave up (it was 7 years old). Now when I go home for Christmas, I know it will only be one command to "fix" her computer... 'yum -y update'

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    52. Re:Install Ubuntu by calmofthestorm · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is the year of the Windows desktop!

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    53. Re:Install Ubuntu by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1) It's called "Add Programs", a nice little gui utility in the main Ubuntu menu.

      2) Ubuntu doesn't even come with vi installed as part of the base distribution. It does have Gedit though.

      3) I haven't had to TOUCH an xorg.conf file in 3 years of using Ubuntu.

      Welcome to 2008. How are things going back there in 2005?

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    54. Re:Install Ubuntu by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Honestly, for an older, technically deficient person, I think the easiest way to set things up for them to easily use a computer...is to do Apple.

      That's what I'm about to do for my mom. I tried windows with her, and honestly, I was surprised to see how much trouble she had with a mouse...when she started getting the movement down...the 2 button thing just killed her.

      I run mostly linux, some solaris, one windows xp box at home..and an older iBook I picked up. I've shown her the OSX on the iBook...and she seemed to be able to get around on it.

      So, I think it would be perfect for her....the 'it just works thing' will be good for her. The updates are pretty regular from Apple and security is pretty good. I think I can also set up her box to allow me to ssh into it, and admin it remotely (I live out of state) for her when things go bad.

      I'm not up here more than once or twice a year...so, quick set up after buying and all are important to me...so, in a couple days, I can buy it...set it up for her pretty much right out of the box...and spend most of my limited time with her showing her how to use it, rather than setting things up...which customizing a linux install would likely consume more of.

      And honestly...well, Mom is also concerned about how things 'look' around the house. The stylish iMac appeals to her sense of decor....so, that alone is a motivating factor for getting it for her. If it looks nice out...she will not have it stuck back in a hidden part of the house, where it would sit and not be used as much...etc..

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    55. Re:Install Ubuntu by jzilla · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OTOH, installing XP was easy, everything on the laptop works, she has OFFICE (which all her friends have, and makes it VERY easy. Instead of hearing "lucy does it this way, why doesn't my computer work that way", I now hear "This is great. I have the same thing as Lucy, and when I had a problem last night, I could call her instead of you!!!".

      I call shenanigans on this. I know my grandmother doesn't use an office productivity suite. I doubt many others do, as the Microsoft office cost $$$$, and it would only confuse them. What are they doing, sending bingo announcements in PPT. Anyways, just give them a gmail account. It will let them view office docs as html. Problem solved.

    56. Re:Install Ubuntu by neonfrog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      What breaks my parents Windows PC isn't their use - it's OTHER people: other family members, wacky in-laws, visitors, well-meaning friends, grand-kids (aged 4 to 40), neighbors.

      I find I am often building a machine a COMMUNITY will use. If it isn't a Windows machine, then someone in the community will eventually talk them into Windows (and botch the install and lose all their pictures - been there). When some other "expert" tells them how to do something, they think they are saving *me* time by letting them! Almost never works out that way, though...

      So I setup the Windows machine as best I can such that anybody can sit down and use it. That means Windows and lots of good practices. Make a locked-down visitors account, etc. (much good stuff in other posts). If people sit down and the machine just works they are way less tempted to try and break it.

      For example I always install iTunes and WMP in ways that are non-nagging and safe. I used to install Winamp and hide WMP, but then iTunes would get installed by SOMEBODY and someone else would try Windows Media Player and enable default DRM crap thereby breaking iTunes, and the RealPlayer would get on there and break it all over again - result = me doing tech support. So I set it up the right way and when they use it, it just works (even RealPlayer!) and they aren't tempted to "fix" it better. Been quite stable this way and my parents don't have to play PC cop or Ubuntu Guru for their extended family and friends. I get the occasional toolbar in Firefox you don't want, but their machine is often the most workable of their community.

      Ubuntu would NOT work for their community. Neither I nor my folks can educate them all. Unfortunately the same is true of the Mac. I use all 3 OSes, BTW, and prefer Ubuntu for myself.

      If your parents have no friends or family, then, by all means, set them up with Ubuntu or a Mac. But if they are a community hub like mine are, you're best bet is to cater to the community and enable it (in a sand-boxed way) to work the way they expect and that's Windows, done right.

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    57. Re:Install Ubuntu by quacking+duck · · Score: 2

      You missed the condition of both parent and GP posts: they're setting it up for someone with NO computer experience whatsoever. In other words, they won't be missing what they've never had.

    58. Re:Install Ubuntu by jonadab · · Score: 2, Informative

      Long experience tells me that Windows *does* break by itself, from time to time, sometimes quite horribly.

      Sometimes Windows forgets how to use a particular device driver, and it has to be uninstalled and reinstalled if you're lucky; if you're not lucky Windows has to be reinstalled. Sometimes a critical system file becomes corrupted, and Windows has to be reinstalled. Of course, filesystem corruption can happen with any OS if you have an unclean shutdown event (e.g. due to a power outage), but with Windows it can also happen at random while the computer is running, or even during boot-up after a supposedly clean shutdown. This is not a frequent occurance, but it happens.

      However, I'm not convinced this makes Windows unsuitable for a senior-citizen setup. I suppose it depends, but in a lot of scenarios needing to reinstall the OS once every three years is not a prohibitive burden.

      Most of the problems that happen significantly more often (e.g., malware) can be prevented by setting the computer up correctly in the first place. This takes significant doing, but it can be done. Among other things:

      All user accounts must be password-protected. You make the normal limited-user account password easy to remember and teach it to the user, but administrative passwords should be complicated, hard-to-type, written down on a 3x5 card, laminated, and stored in an envelope physically taped to the computer tower. If this is Windows XP, you will need to teach the user to log in as administrator periodically (I recommend once a week on a specific day of the week) and make sure all the Windows Updates install. Set up the admin account with a VERY different visual theme, preferably ugly and based on red, and with no convenient shortcuts for anything *but* Windows Update, so that the user will not want to stay in it for other activities. (Vista makes this last part unnecessary due to UAC, but in that case you have to do user training for how to respond to UAC prompts; specifically you want them trained to only use the admin password when applying updates. No, you do not want end users doing other admin tasks such as installing new software.)

      Access to Outlook Express *MUST* be disabled. This is not negotiable. You do *NOT* want to be on the hook for maintaining a system that untrained end users run Outlook on. That's bad juju. I recommend installing Pegasus Mail instead; it's easier to learn to use than webmail (or MSOE for that matter), especially if configured properly when you install it, and it generally handles security issues in the best possible way. The only major drawback to Pegasus (besides that it only runs on Windows, which for your purposes here is probably not important) is that it's MDI, but if you set up the desktop shortcut to run pmail maximized this is not a big deal for un-savvy users. (It would be annoying for a power user, who might want to arrange windows so as to have another app on the screen at the same time, but people who don't know what they're doing with computers pretty much never ever want to do that. Typically the very idea that it's possible gives them a headache.)

      You don't want to disable access to IE (because you want it for Windows Update), but you *do* want to remove the shortcut from the desktop and replace it with something else, probably Firefox. Open up about:config and set image.animation.mode to once. Turn off its auto-updates feature unless you're on Vista. (If you think they can handle it, you can have them check for Firefox updates from the admin account once a week when they do the Windows Updates. But in practice an out-of-date Firefox is *MUCH* less dangerous than running in an admin account all the time.)

      Install OpenOffice.org so they can open Office documents. Turn off the Java automatic update thingy. Install the Flash player and FlashBlock add-on. Install the Adobe reader, but turn off its check-for-updates feature, and make sure Firefox is set up to open PDFs by launching acroread externally in its own window.

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  2. Install mac os-x by localoptimum · · Score: 5, Informative

    My father has his own business with two employees - him and his wife. He wasted years of his life (and lots of money) messing about with XP. He came to me in despair one evening, he'd had enough. I told him to try a mac (linux was not very friendly 3 years ago). Now he runs his business himself with zero IT problems and he owns about 5 macs. He still has no idea how computers work, but it doesn't stop him getting the job done.

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    1. Re:Install mac os-x by Black-Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I steered my 80 year old mother to a Mac... best decision I could have made. Who wants to be on the phone w/ their mother over computer issues? With my mother... it would be all my fault... I would never live it down and the aggravation would never be worth it.

      Of course I had to pitch in $... because she is a cheap skate and knows PC's are a couple hundred bucks cheaper and there was no way she was gonna spend extra $ when she didn't have to. Typical of one who lived through the Great Depression I suppose.

  3. From my own experience... by Anachragnome · · Score: 5, Informative

    Unless you can get them to understand the basics of security(which means teaching them how to use a decent virus scanner, a firewall, something like Revo Uninstaller and maybe Process Explorer) your fighting a losing battle.

    The problem will not be large icons and the magnifier set up, but keeping all the crap, malware, data farming toolbar add-ons and such off the machine. If you cannot keep this stuff off, you will be doing a serious maintenance every six months or so anyways.

    With my own mother, I think alot of that crap she ends up with are from simply mis-clicking links, or possibly on notification windows. Hard to configure against stuff like that. You can no-script them to death, but then they have to know enough about it to let the safe stuff through.

    I have just resigned myself to cleaning up my mothers machine once a year at the holidays.

    1. Re:From my own experience... by Dokterdok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless you can get them to understand the basics of security (...virus scanner, a firewall, something like Revo Uninstaller and maybe Process Explorer)) your fighting a losing battle.

      I think you should avoid explaining tech stuff as to an 80+ years old grandpa as much as possible. Perceived complexity is exactly why a lot of senior people won't even touch a computer with a pole stick. I've been recently confronted to the similar problem as the author: give the simplest computer to my grandpa, and teach him how to use it. He already tried using Windows and Mac, but gave up because it was too complicated for him. I hope my experience will help you somehow. First, you have to ask yourself the right questions:

      - What exactly does he want to do on his computer?
      - What is the best and easiest way to present these functionalities on his screen?
      - What time do I have?
      And *then only* you can ask yourself what software/hardware you'll use, depending on the answers of the two above questions.
      I customized a Xandros EeePC 900 to be even simpler to use than with stock setting. Here's what I personalized:

      - Five functionalities: Internet, Email, Writer, Solitaire, Skype. That's five huge buttons on the main screen (no other buttons, there's alt+t terminal for administration)
      - Kiosk mode Firefox: fullscreen, back button, home button, print button, font size up/down buttons, close button (and Adblock plus installed)
      - Netvibes homepage with local news, weather, wikipedia search, and video search. (no Google, too exotic for my grandpa).
      - Disabled reminders, unnecessary tooltips, auto-updates, etc.
      - Removed all the unnecessary buttons from OpenOffice, Firefox, Thunderbird, Skype.
      - Removed the taskbar, and the maximize/minimize buttons from windows (basically: removed apparent multitasking).
      - Configured the power button to be instant on/off (no confirmation screen etc).
      - Configured Thunderbird with his email address, ready to be used.

      Then comes the teaching part. In my free time I made him a little manual with a lot of screenshots, and spent two hours with him explaining him what he wanted to know, and I used a tutorial approach.

      The only downside of my experience is the great amount of time required to customize Xandros and to write the manual, so your solution might might be different depending on the time you have on your hands.
      But my grandpa seems to be satisfied with the result. It has been six months since he touched his EeePC for the first time. He uses it everyday now, and never had a crash/problem (yet).

  4. Doing Computers for Friends and Family by lobiusmoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're doomed. Just give them your telephone number and book out 3 hours per week of your time for the rest of your life.

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  5. Done this before by dmneoblade · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Make sure you give the computer with remote administration capabilities pre-setup and tested. Be prepared to be called with questions, and remote desktop can save you a LOT of time when grandma discovers popups. Or when something inevitably goes wrong.

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  6. Easy... by 800DeadCCs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    DON'T!!!

    I've done some tech support for people in my mother's building (and since then, re-affirmed my oath to NOT FUCKING do that ever again!),
    You may as well surf all the virus/trojan loaded sites before you give it to them and save them the trouble.
    And save yourself the trouble of having to explain why all their pictures are gone, or why they're victims of ID theft and not able to do anything about it.

    Many people are going to shout "UBUNTU!!! They can just do the updates themselves."
    Yeah, and then you're gonna be over there figuring out what happened when they do a version upgrade and it not just breaks, but shatters to pieces.

    I got my mom a mini-mac. The only issues I've had to fix are getting an old version of photoshop running on it, and telling her that "no, you don't have to pay for Open Office, that's a donation button, like on PBS."

    Disclaimers: I use ubuntu on my systems; no problems, I like it. I am not a mac fanboi. I know not every senior is technically inept; I've seen plenty who do amazing things on their systems, I've also seen some who shouldn't be allowed to own a toaster.

    1. Re:Easy... by suckmysav · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Uhuh, because we all know that mac upgrades never introduce problems, right?

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    2. Re:Easy... by battery111 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I too got my mom a Mac Mini. Along with it, I paid the $100 for the Apple 1 to 1 training service. It works for her, since she has an apple store near her home. She can go in every week, and get one on one instruction on how to do pretty much anything she wants to learn how to do, and they're very helpful when she has questions outside of those training sessions. I realize it's not exactly what the OP was asking to do, but it's worked out very well for her, and she's been much happier/productive with the mac than she ever was with her old PC. The amount of questions I've had to field since I did this has been almost non-existent.

  7. No surprises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1) Don't make the assumption that older folks can't grasp computing concepts. You'll know their abilities better than the /. horde, but even so...

    The other stuff puts the machine in a kiosk mode. It reduces the functionality of the machine, but can make remote troubleshooting easier.

    2) Get their comfort level up so that they don't worry about "breaking" the machine.

    3) Have some method of restoring a known state to the machine. There are even ways to do this automatically on boot. I actually did this by running Windows in a VM on a Linux host. There's plenty documentation online on the procedure.

    4) Set up a non-admin account that auto-logins. Lock the desktop. Set applications to save to home directory rather than desktop.

    5) Set up some remote admin capability.

    KLL

  8. While we're here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My parents have never driven a car, and i plan on buying them one for christmas.

    As well as never driving, they tell me they have no intention of learning but they fully intend to take it for a spin on christmas morning to go an see my brother who lives 50 miles away.

    Can someone recommend me a good car to buy them? preferably one which will work for it's entire lifetime with no maintenance or refuelling, and is instantly drivable by someone who does not know how to drive?

    1. Re:While we're here by Bert64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      A taxi.

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    2. Re:While we're here by davro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sounds like your family will be up for a Darwin award very soon.

  9. Plan for routine catastrophic disaster! by MarkvW · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Older people generally have either no sensitivity to malware, or are extremely oversensitive on the subject. If you can make clean re-installs easy for them you'll be doing them a great service.

  10. Linux.... by mrphoton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I know this is not the answer you are looking for but I have to say...... install linux (and gnome). It's accessibility software is far better than windows. I once introduced an undergrad with _ very_ limited vision to linux, I turned on inverted desktop colors. His reaction was amazing, he could see screen for the first time ever. I then showed him the gnome-magnifier and kmouth. It was as if the world had changed for him. The next day he came to the office with a fully installed copy of Ubuntu (installed without any help). Personally, I don't like reading long documents and text I have written, I find kmouth an invaluable aid and would find it very hard to go back to windows or any other computer without such a tool. I know windows has some of these tools, but for linux they are so configurable (using the gui), you can arrive at a desktop which is relay suited to you and your disability.

  11. Buy 'em a Mac by igb · · Score: 4, Informative

    My father had a succession of Windows boxes. Hopeless: he's not naive, having used systems back to Wordstar on CP/M in the late seventies, but they kept on getting screwed up. My mother got fed up with the email breaking, so I slung Linux (Redhat 7 or something) on an old laptop: she loved it, and nothing seemed to break. But she wanted Office to interwork with newsletters she was helping on. So, although at the time I had little to no Mac experience, I got her to buy an iBook G4. It just worked. Dad bought one. It just worked. I switched my house over later, building on their good experience. A lot of their friends are making the same switch. Windows just doesn't work unattended, or at least the effort required to make it run unattended is beyond most people.

    1. Re:Buy 'em a Mac by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My father had a succession of Windows boxes. Hopeless: he's not naive, having used systems back to Wordstar on CP/M in the late seventies, but they kept on getting screwed up. My mother got fed up with the email breaking, so I slung Linux (Redhat 7 or something) on an old laptop: she loved it, and nothing seemed to break. But she wanted Office to interwork with newsletters she was helping on. So, although at the time I had little to no Mac experience, I got her to buy an iBook G4. It just worked. Dad bought one. It just worked. I switched my house over later, building on their good experience. A lot of their friends are making the same switch. Windows just doesn't work unattended, or at least the effort required to make it run unattended is beyond most people.

      Seconded if there's a local apple store.

      If things do become a problem, the genius gets the call, NOT YOU!

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  12. Re:BIG ICON BIG FONT by JohnBailey · · Score: 2, Informative

    the 1st and the most request i get from senior is: "i can't see can i get bigger words and icon?"

    Something like the eeepc linux distro would be a good idea (with all that big big icon)

    Easy solution. run the computer at a lower resolution. Works for all OSs and apps.

    Second suggestion, use the zoom option in Compiz, or if you use Windows, use a third party add on that gives this feature.

    The simplified desktop idea is ok until you start up an app, when you go right back to little writing and little icons.

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  13. It CAN be done! Ignore the negative nellies! by nonpracticinghedonis · · Score: 2

    My biggest issue with a 92-year-old using Vista was how to turn off the computer. He had problems clicking on the shutdown command. I put a batch file on the desktop and got past that hurdle. Other than that, he picked up what I taught him through constant repetition. Getting a senior up to speed takes time BUT IT IS WORTH IT. Once you give a senior the chance to see the world, you've given them a new lease on life.

  14. Re:perhaps there is a reason ? by somenickname · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The responses of "Use Ubuntu instead" are not all based on fanboi-ism. Most are probably based on the fact that the question as asked is not a solvable problem. In that case, "You can't but, I've used another OS to accomplish this very thing for my parents and it's worked very well" seems like helpful advice to me.

  15. It can be done by jregel · · Score: 2, Informative

    My father is 81 and uses a Windows XP machine daily. His primary use is email, the web and some basic office stuff (writing and the occasional spreadsheet using Microsoft Works). He sometimes downloads photos from his digital camera and prints them out. My parents bought a Kodak mini photo printer just for that.

    He runs as a limited user, has Firefox for the web and Thunderbird for email. I've set up a static IP and installed VNC, configuring the router to only accept incoming traffic from my external IP. We use Microsoft OneCare for AV protection and I can monitor that from my wife's Vista PC (same OneCare "circle").

    I rarely have to get involved in administering his computer. Windows Update does the majority of stuff, and I have a quick look at his machine every couple of months, although I do have the VNC access for other times.

    It can be done! The biggest issue for me is that his eyesight isn't brilliant and he likes to run at 800x600 on a 17" (CRT) monitor. I'd like to get him a bigger monitor so he doesn't have to scroll, but a lot of LCD monitors look bad in non-native resolutions. Any ideas?

  16. I've setup Windows for my grandparents. by pecosdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used a combination of the task scheduler and options within the programs to automatically update Spybot and AVG and to automatically run a scan. I set Spybot to scan on boot (this is the only annoyance I haven't figured out how to hide). They eat at noon like clockwork, so I set AVG to automatically scan then.

    They use Thunderbird for email. Initially I setup Outlook Express thinking the "normal" Windows way would be easier in the end, even though I used Thunderbird myself. Nope, to many headaches. Firefox and Thunderbird appear to work great for them. I have a 19" monitor running at 1024x768 which seems to be ok, but I'm on the lookout for needing to lower the resolution or increase the text size, so far so good.

    Something I have found, they love Frozen Bubble.

    The only thing I have to do is from time to time do a "big" upgrade when AVG releases an update that can't be done automatically, about once a year, or clean up after a younger cousin, not after my grandparents. I used to have it locked down automatically logging in with a user rights account to keep my little cousins from screwing it up, but Lexmark made that difficult and Granny couldn't remember a password. Lexmark drivers required admin rights just to use the printer. I figured out which folders to blow wide open, but Lexmark kept finding another way to make it difficult, and of course their answer for bad driver writing was to contact Microsoft. I finally found it was easier leave the thing auto logging in as Admin (I hate that) and educating/threatening my other relatives. After 10 years of educating them they've finally stopped installing spyware on my grandparents system, and seriously slowed down installing it on their own systems.

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  17. Configuring Windows XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    From a security standpoint I would repeat the advices that I given on the Network Security Blog:

    - The **most** effective thing is using a "non-standard" environment. You can take a look at my post titled "Windows XP High Security Configuration". Applying the listed security measures will prevent 99.99% of the malware from running!
    - don't let them run as admin!
    - if possible, use Vista (again, because XP is much more widely spread, most malware currently targets XP)
    - don't use mainstream programs! Use FoxitPDF reader, not Adobe Reader. Use Firefox (or Opera) instead of IE.
    - Use software restriction policies to set where programs can be run from.
    - Keep the PC up to date! Run Windows Update regularly and use something like the Secunia PSI to check for vulnerable software!
    - Use a hosts file to block sites in combination with OpenDNS.
    - Configure the firewall to block all incoming connections if possible
    - Disable Autorun (http://hype-free.blogspot.com/2008/09/autorun-malware.html)
    - And, lastly, just for defense in depth, use an AV. Here are my configuration guides for Avast (http://hype-free.blogspot.com/2008/10/installing-avast.html) and AVG8 (http://hype-free.blogspot.com/2008/10/installing-avg-8.html). Probably I should also do one for Avira, but last time I've tested them, they were very ad-loaded (admittedly this was several years ago).

    If you use these methods, the chance of the computers getting malware is almost nil.

  18. I'd jump on the Mac bandwagon. by mlts · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is one of the areas where steering them to purchase a Mac is a good thing. Yes, an iMac may seem pricy, but with AppleCare, the relative can get questions answered at a Genius Bar or via the Apple line and not have to keep bugging you. Linux is also good, but one advantage of Macs is that the older person can ask more than just you, as a lot more people run Macs than Linux boxes. Another factor is that the older person will be keeping the machine a lot longer than the usual 2-3 years a normal PC is used.

    Another advantage is that Macs run almost all popular software. Say the relative wants to watch a Flash movie or find a podcast, Macs happily do this with few issues. For word processing, iWork is easy to install and use and does most of the basics.

    Security-wise, ensuring the computer is behind a hardware firewall/router will keep the port scanners off the box, and setting OS X's firewall to "Allow only essential services" will do the rest. A basic lecture of not downloading stuff from the Web and running it should minimize the chance of Trojans, perhaps coupled with a decent A/V program. Give them an account with administrative rights so they can run Software Update and you are pretty much done.

    For loss of data, backups are quite easy with OS X. Plug in an external hard disk, configure Time Machine, walk away. For further protection, there is always Mozy which can back up the entire machine with unlimited storage for around $6 a month.

    This is just my personal opinion, so take for what its worth, but an iMac with an external hard disk (for Time Machine), a decent hardware firewall/router, and having all these plugged into a good UPS should get an older person up and running on the Internet and greatly decrease any chance of 2am "tech support" calls.

    OS X isn't perfect, but in this case of getting a user set up and as independent as possible, it might be one of the better solutions available.

  19. avoiding Windows... by sagman · · Score: 2

    will be tough but I speak from experience with a couple of nonagenerians (grandmother and great aunt) and a couple of septagenerians (aunts both) -- they will do things in Windows... things that will be difficult for you to figure out on the telephone. You need to be able to get to their desktop if you're going to have a chance at all (e.g. some flavor of VNC). The most important thing I learned during the many hours I've spent over the years supporting family members: mouse usage basically becomes a random variable with seniors as their motor control declines. So a) they have no idea where and what they clicked and b) they will frequently do things that produce inexplicable results. An example: a family member called one day to describe a gray screen covering about 90% of the display. Turned out that my grandmother had (somehow) unlocked the toolbar in Windows and dragged it all the way to the top of the screen, rendering the machine useless. Try figuring that out on the telephone. I've never found a tool that would allow me to freeze the desktop and menu items so that they didn't get scrambled... just plan on periodically having a UI puzzle on your hands. Having remote desktop access will help but the only problem there is that you may not be trusted to take remote control, i.e. privacy is an issue. Sigh. Seniors really need only a couple of apps: web, email, and Solitare. Windows is overkill and will be the pebble in your shoe.

  20. Linux of Mac by robinjo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Really, do not install Windows for your older parents. They will just get in trouble with it. Get them a Mac or some really user friendly Linux distro, like Ubuntu.

    The #1 problem with Windows is not usability, but malware. As older people don't probably have any clue about security, it's best to let them use an OS, that will keep them out of trouble.

  21. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by Anthony_Cargile · · Score: 2, Informative

    (I'm going to set it to mount / as read only to prevent this when I go there for holidays)

    I don't know if thats such a good idea. I know where you're coming from, so hard power offs won't corrupt the filesystem (thanks goodness for ext3/journaling), but what if mahjong or whatever writes or wishes to write data like saves, high scores or something to the hard drive? You might crash your mom's card games like that, and even worse if some important daemon critically relies on logging or (warning: !myareaofexpertise) GNOME/X11 configurations write temporary data to the disk?

    I think it would be less risky to just mount the filesystem as read-write and let journaling have its way. Fsck runs automatically in Ubuntu every $COUPLEOF mounts anyways, so in the kind of rare case you would have to reinstall, its just a card game. I also have insomnia and while I play games like Halo and whatnot, if I only played a cheesy card game like that, I wouldn't lose any sleep (haha) over losing a few high scores.

  22. dont spoil them! by FudRucker · · Score: 4, Funny

    just give them a PC with no OS on it and an OpenBSD CDrom and Theo's phone number :D

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  23. Since no one is answering the question, i'll try by ZP-Blight · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The original question was about Windows, not mac/linux, so here's my windows answer:

    1. Partition the hard disk into two parts, drive-C: should be about 20gb and the rest goes to drive-D:
    2. Do a clean install.
    3. Install a VNC app (or enable remote desktop).
    4. Setup an application based firewall and pre-approve all applications the end-user may need.
    5. Setup icons on the desktop for the most important apps (and shortcuts to important folders such as my documents/my pictures/etc...)
    6. This is probably the most important, after everything is working correctly, create an image of partition-C:. Once you have an image of the OS parition if the OS starts to degrade, you always have a solid starting point that doesn't require 4 hours to install (takes about 30min to restore a 20gb image on even slower machines)

    Use VNC to help remotely so that you won't have to visit for every little fix.

    There are other things you can do, but this is the crux of it.

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  24. Give them Linux by dalesc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm very serious. I have parents in Canada. A PC each, Dad on Windows XP, Mum on OpenSuse Linux. Dad is always calling with problems with virus warnings, scare-ware pop-ups and hangs. A recent virus scan found over 400 suspect infections of which around 20 could be regarded as extremely undesirable. And this is with a regularly updated AVG.

    The worst problem from Mum is she can't figure out how to put a picture in her newsletter or she's accidentally hidden an email folder.

    Remote admin to the Linux machine is a whole lot easier and quicker with SSH than Remote Desktop.

    My mother-in-law, who is only a few miles away also uses OpenSuse. I update her system ever year or so and she never has any problems.

    I don't give them the root password.

    It's way to easy on Windows to fool the unwary into doing something stupid.

  25. Sorry but have to agree.... by __aayejd672 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...with all the comments about not using Windows. I know the original question was how to setup Windows but why pay to give yourself lots of extra work? If the person does not know much about computers there will be no learning curve from Windows to Linux, no need to make sure firewalls/AV are updated, even if you do use AV for Linux it can be updated silently and emails sent to the grand kid admin :)

    My brother used windows for years and eventually after he phoned complaining about lots of pop up pr0n (Which he didnt mind at first....sigh) and finding over 400 occurrences of various virii I installed Ubuntu. There was the initial "Where's this/where's that" but once he got familiar with the main menu he was sorted. Now I hardly ever hear from him...

  26. For Older People by Whiteox · · Score: 5, Informative

    I do work occasionally for the elderly in setting up WinX computers and I regularly donate my services to various individuals.
    Apart from setting up their desktops as I've detailed in a previous post http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1072163&cid=26221671
    you need to install some helper apps.
    Avast Antivirus can be set to automatically delete/quarantine anything it finds with no user action. AVG 8 free doesn't scan chat/webcam so stay away from that if they want to use it.
    Find a good Hosts file: http://www.mvps.org/winhelp2002/hosts.htm is very good.
    Point their DNS to OpenDns http://www.opendns.com/ and use their filtering to stop phishing and other bad stuff. It also allows you to easily make customized error pages in case they find themselves in hot water.
    I would not switch off Windows Security Centre and have updates set at a reasonable time on automatic.
    Windows Media Player 11 is a must and set it to do everything.
    Also, set their screensaver to My Pictures Slideshow. They really appreciate that as many have pics of grandkids etc.
    Some elderly need good JPG editor. The easliest to use is Microsoft's PhotoEd which came in early versions of Office, Microsoft Office Picture Manager has now replaced it. It is much better in some regards as it can open larger jpegs, but the gui is considerably different. A bit of training helps. HP scanning software is very good as it has a decent editor inbuilt. Also Picassa 3 is my choice for a freebie.

    Open up their My Pictures folder and set it up in Film Strip view and to open maximized.

    IE vs Firefox: I always install Firefox and set it as default. But some apps decide to run IE, even though it is not the default. IE 6 is preferable here as it is very similar to Firefox's gui. But for security's sake, IE7 should be used and some more training required in case it pops up inadvertently. If you remove the shortcuts and pin Firefox to the Start menu, then that will be fine.

    One or Two clicks?
    This is a hard one. Some elderly can't do a double-click fast enough or accurately enough as they move the mouse off the icon by the time the 2nd click comes along. So you have to change the mouse timing (Control Panel/Mouse Properties/Double-Click Speed), or use the single-click approach. Try and stay away from the single click, because if they double click then most probably an editor of some description open up. This is particularly bad for pictures, especially when they are in Flimstrip mode or trying to copy and paste any other file.
    The other thing is to remind them to click the icon and not the words below, or otherwise they'll start editing the filename (as Rename) instead of opening something up.
    Most elderly switch things completely off. That includes monitors, speakers, modems, so check the BIOS battery every year.
    They also need a checklist in turning things on. This sounds dumb, but the calls I get that the internet doesn't work because they switched their modem on last gets annoying. Switch the modem on first. By the time the modem is connected, the computer has booted and they're ready to go.

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  27. Write things down clearly. by gzipped_tar · · Score: 5, Informative

    No matter what you do to the computer, it's not enough. Take the time to write a short, concise manual (or "cheat sheet") and print it on dead tree paper, in large and clear fonts. Write in the manual basic things like how to update the system/antivirus, etc., etc.. You can always tell them what to do but you can't expect them to remember every detail well.

    This is not meant to be an insult on senior people. You said these people are unfamiliar with computing and this is an approach for them to familiarize themselves with it. Human memory is unreliable, especially for unfamiliar things.

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  28. Get a senior citizen a big phone, not a computer by scourfish · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Senior citizens really, really, don't need computers complicating their lives. It is not uncommon for my grandma to call me 3-5 times weekly on just how to work the TV remote; imagine what it would be like if she was trying to watch a "dot com." Senior citizens won't view email or web browsing as a convenience. If you want an older person to take advantage of global mass communication infrastructure, the best thing to do is get him/her a telephone with huge, easily readable buttons.

  29. I must be a freak. by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ten "ubuntu is easier than Windows" comments later, I can't believe I am twistedly talented enough to be the only guy to break unbuntu in 5 minutes flat.

    Recipe:

    Begin with a nice, roasted Dapper Drake.
    See flashy "Upgrade LTS to LTS - Dapper to Hardy".
    Visit Synaptic & (attempt) to set repositories to Hardy.
    Begin update attempt.
    "You must freshen files before getting the new release".
    Attempt to get new versions of existing.
    "Edgy Eft is available" (No mention of Hardy.)
    Clicked to get some Edgy Files.

    Lights out.

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  30. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    actually, in many modern linux distros, /tmp is mounted as a memory fs by default. and even if he chose to have /tmp NOT be memfs, there is nothing stopping you from mounting /tmp separately from / so that / really can be read-only.

    as for protecting /home from power failure, use a journaling fs...

  31. While you're at it, consider hardware by MickLinux · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since you're talking about a senior citizen, sometimes it pays to consider their physical disabilities, too. For example, consider a large-screen TV/Monitor, if they have trouble seeing the small typefaces.

    Consider using a large-keys keyboard (http://www.fentek-ind.com/bigkey.htm), if they have parkinsons, or other motor-control problems.

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  32. iMac & Grandmother experience by drewkinney · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When my Grandmother was 81 I bought her an iMac, so I could send her digital pictures and she could see my work. I'm a Mac user and wanted a machine I could help her with if She got confused. I ordered the iMac online and had it shipped to her. I called and said, "have the driver put it in the corner and I will set it up next week." She said ok. I got an email from her the next day. She got out the computer and set it up. Followed the simple instructions to get internet access and she was going. Let me qualify this story, my Grandmother never drove a car or had touch-tone phone service. She never used an ATM or Cable television. The main interface between her and the world was the newspaper. She lacked the mental model to understand how a computer is used and why. Apple's instructions and seductive packaging got her out of her comfort zone. She was very happy with the experience. I may be a nerd but my Grandmother was not. That's a success for an older age group.

  33. Kiosk mode by raind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Assuming he's running Windows and that is what they have, how about running Firefox in Kiosk mode? Is there such a thing cause I would like to do the same, I know Internet Exploder has the switch, can anyone point out the same for FF?

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  34. Re:Install Ubuntu with / ro by suckmysav · · Score: 3, Informative

    "1.) /tmp is still under /, which he wants to mount read only "

    See what the AC said or if you really want it is shit easy to symlink it to another partition.

    "2.) And if /home were its own partition, does that necessarily make it immune to hard poweroffs?"

    It means the whole system does not get hosed due to "Unnanounced poweroffs", just the latest "Mahjongg" save game or whatever. I'm sure you'll agree that this will lead to a lot less in the way of critical fuckups overall.

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  35. 640 X 480 by Comboman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've tried to explain to my mom that she's not utilizing the full power of her graphics card and that if she wants large fonts, she can adjust the font size in the display properties to be whatever she wants. I even set it up for her once. The next time I came over, it was set back to 640 X 480 because "it looks better". Apparently big blocky fonts are easier for seniors to see than big smooth fonts. Who knew?

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    1. Re:640 X 480 by AbRASiON · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And she'd be right.
      Assuming we're talking about Windows, graphics simply doesn't scale 'right' in the different DPI or font size modes, it simply looks 'wrong'
      It always has looked wrong and it's why, still today as a support tech in an office of 5000 people that over 50% of the employees use 800x600 or 1024x768.
      Yes over 50% because they don't like the size of the fonts / text on an LCD in windows.

      It's about time they made 20" LCD's with a 1280x1024 resolution for people over the age of 40 who use it as a tool and not a hobby.

  36. Lack of competence by Ralish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some of those acres are self imposed, let's see:

    a) If you're installing SP3 every time (as you should be), why are you doing it separately? You should be slipstreaming the SP3 installation into the original installation media, so no separate installation is required, it's integrated as part of the main install. This will save a significant amount of time (by your estimation, an hour), and many would argue, is cleaner as well. It'll probably even save space, as old files from the RTM/SP1/SP2 installation won't be backed up.

    b) Assuming these are just everyday desktop boxes, most of the hardware should be found on Windows Update in the hardware section, this isn't a guarantee, but I've had great success with it. It of course won't be the latest available much of the time, but it will likely have been tested by Microsoft and certified, so stability is likely very high. What isn't found, manually install.

    c) When copying the saved data back, the permission specific metadata will usually (I add the qualifier for specific cases that no doubt exist) automatically change to match the logged on user doing the copying. If they don't, change them? You say you should be able to change the UID, by UID, I assume you mean either the owner or the permissions. You can change the owner and permissions of all files and folders in a directory recursively through the permissions GUI in Explorer, or do it by the command line: takeown.exe for fiddling with ownership, cacls.exe for ACL's (icacls.exe is preferred in Vista). You have _BOTH_ a GUI and CLI frontend to make the changes you desire, so what's the problem?

    Finally, some of your estimations seem a little "padded", I've done a ridiculous amount of XP installations, and THREE HOURS?! What are you installing it on? You'd be hard pushed to find 2001 era hardware from the original XP release that took anywhere near that long. In my experience, 1.5hrs is usually the upper bound, with 30minutes the lower bound.

    Bluntly, this comes down to competence; a competent technician knows the tricks to accomplish his objective efficiently and save time, just like a efficient Linux/Unix admin will save time with his tricks of the trade. The above three recommendations, _especially_ the first of slipstreaming the service pack is ridiculously basic. If you aren't doing this, I wonder what else you are doing wrong that isn't in your account.

    I'm not even going into the whole registry, security, out of control dev's of your last paragraph. It'd take forever, and is just a random selection/rant of Windows issues that are frequently not issues and just poorly understood and managed.

    1. Re:Lack of competence by Ralish · · Score: 3, Informative

      I read your post thoroughly, and replied thoroughly. I shall do it again.

      There are likely only two potential types of XP installations you will be using: OEM and Retail. As such, you should need to burn a maximum of two CD's to cover the vast majority if not all of client licensing requirements. You are within your legal rights to do the above, as you are still using legal product keys that the client has legally purchased. The source of the installation media is irrelevant, it is the license entitlement that matters. Thus, your total baggage is......two CD's.

      I assume you are also carrying a USB Key or Portable HDD unless you are redownloading SP3 and potentially other applications at every client PC, which is a waste of bandwidth and certainly not efficient. Oh wait, you are! The time spent downloading could be removed if you simply carry the binary with you. USB Keys are not large, the airline will not charge you additional for carrying one.

      Finally, if you are reinstalling the machines using the original installation media from the OEM, as I am guessing (incorrectly?) most of your client machines are just pre-made Dell/HP/IBM/whatever boxes, then you shouldn't even need to install drivers. These are usually integrated into the OEM XP Installation CD, for the express purpose of removing the necessity to install drivers, both for the convenience of the OEM during initial installation and for the client for subsequent (re)-installations.

      So, not only would all of the above save time, it would require little preparation to do, would be entirely legal, and the new media should serve you till the end of XP's lifecycle; MS will _NOT_ be releasing another Service Pack for XP, I can guarantee that with 99% probability. So the CD's should not need to be remastered for a future update.

      As for bringing my IT crap with me, you're correct, I don't. Two reasons:

      1. I very rarely ever need to reinstall the OS on clients machines, it's a last resort, and I find it unusual that I can't find a better solution.

      2. Nearly all machines I service have an OEM recovery partition for complete reinstallation of the OS without media, restoring it to the condition it was in when it left the factory, so media isn't required.

      Actually, I do carry some equipment. A USB Key with common and very useful applications: XP SP3/Vista SP1/Sysinternals Suite/Avast/Ad-Aware/Spybot/other bits and pieces. I find they can be invaluable in patching machines up and diagnosing problems.

    2. Re:Lack of competence by Reziac · · Score: 2, Informative

      Reinstalls are against my religion. And I find it actually takes LESS time to beat Windows into submission and get rid of the problems (which are typically rather trivial, even if beyond average users' ken), than to reinstall it AND deal with all the subsequent "What happened to my [whatever]?" calls from the client, when stuff doesn't wind up back exactly how they're used to (and it never does, no matter how careful you are).

      Besides, it saves me the bother of backing up and restoring all their data (and sometimes just LOCATING all their data!) -- since I regard preserving client data as my first responsibility during a repair or upgrade (but doing regular backups as the client's job, which in its simplest form I teach them to do as a regular CD burn of their My Documents directory).

      As to the nominal topic, I'm the hardware guru and primary Q&A dude at the local PC user grope, which is presently almost entirely seniors. The most critical thing is KEEP IT SIMPLE. No more than ONE way to do anything (options confuse non-techies).

      And be aware that non-techies WILL forget how to do anything that they don't do on a DAILY basis -- so try to make "occasional use" functions as self-documenting and self-evident as possible, using language they don't have to translate into tech-ese. That can be as simple as naming a document subdirectory "Already Backed Up" instead of "Archived".

      Others above have made good points about a simple, reliable AV and firewall, and better yet a router, and safer choices of software (Mozilla family for browser, etc.) Once they've gotten wise to the usual internet scams, and have been taught that when in doubt, use the keyboard rather than the mouse, most people are pretty safe.

      And do make sure everything is set to THEIR eyes, not yours. That will get rid of a lot of the confusion and "oops clicks" right there.

      You'd be amazed at the level of tech-savvy older folks can reach, if only you give them an easy start that they can learn without stress.

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  37. PCLOS. by upyouns · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am a senior citizen and have configure several PC's for my fellow seniors. The thing to do is have a fellow senior experienced with PC's configure it for them. I configure PCLOS or UBUNTU for them. Then explain how to use it. Usually that involves setting up email, setting up Kopete or pidgen, OpenOffice and firefox. The I show them how to contact me with Kopete. Most seniors are more comfortable with other seniors.

  38. RedHat then Ubuntu by Bovineck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh God I used to dread my "holidays" down at my parents place, fixing up all the problems with Windows (starting at 3.11 and ending at 2000). Then I installed RedHat with a "Redmond" theme and...no phone calls, no teeth gnashing, no drama, no tears...heaven! Since then, only a few minor niggles when the ISP changes. And an change a few years later to Ubuntu when RedHat went all Gates on me. Oh, and one major niggle when a local IT "guru" reformatted the drive for my mum and reinstalled windows because "you can only access the internet with windows".

    He has since been run over by a truck. How is that for karma?

    P.S. I do not have a truck licence.

  39. SteadyState by calgar99 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Try installing Windows SteadyState. A reboot will fix the PC every time. :)

  40. A few simple tips by Zerbey · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've set up a number of PCs for family members of the years. I'll talk about the XP/Vista/2000 side of the house, I've done Linux before but about 100 people already posted ahead of me :)

    Some hints:

    1. Install the OS on one drive, or partition and then the very first thing you want to do is point the users's profile (My Documents, etc.) at another partition or drive. We'll get to that later.

    2. The "blob" theory. I've learned in over a decade of working support that the average users has blobs. They have an "e-mail blob" a "web blob", a "get my iPod synched" blob. They don't care what the blob is called, they just know it does some mystical thing that lets them get to want they want. So make sure those blobs are in an easy to find place :)

    3. Replace IE with Firefox/Opera/Chrome/Your choice. 99% malware is dealt with this way. Install AdBlock Plus or equivelent. replace Firefox's icon with the IE icon if your user is particularly stupid. Remove all shortcuts to IE.

    4. Set up automatic updates for the Windows crap and the anti-virus. Set it to go off at some point when you know they'll be using it. Most people turn their PCs off so having automatic updates happen in the middle of the night is a waste of time. Spend several patient minutes teaching them to pay attention to that little yellow shield and obey it when it appears. :)

    5. Install TightVNC, or DameWare, or subscribe to Webex, or some other way that you can remotely control it with. Install a blob on the desktop that'll tell them their IP. Punch a hole in the firewall to allow access. Webex has saved my parent's PC (they live 4,000 miles away) on dozens of occasions.

    6. Don't let them install ANYTHING without contacting you first. Preferably have them call you and let you do it. It's amazing how much crap users put on their PCs on a whim.

    7. Now you done that, Ghost the system partition. They're going to have it broken in a month or two and you're going to want to quickly reinstall it. That's why we put their profile on a separate drive or partition.

  41. Go Ash! by darkvizier · · Score: 4, Informative

    So what you're saying is you're like Bruce Campbell in Army of Darkness. Seems like a lot of work to protect a few people, but it is entertaining. :-]

    From what you've written, I'm assuming you're a Windows admin professionally. The solution you've found fits well in that light. But for the people out there that aren't Windows admins, there are much easier ways to get to a satisfactory result.

    Have you tried Kubuntu? Most of the functionality you mentioned would already be installed and configured correctly, and the package manager makes installing new apps and updating old ones a breeze. You've also got a lot more flexibility for writing custom backup scripts and such.

  42. Some tips from a pro by fieldstone · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I feel like I should speak to this as extensively as I can, since I'm self-employed as a tech support guy, and around 95 percent of my 250+ clients are seniors.

    The suggestion about using Ubuntu is a good one, but Ubuntu may not be going far enough in the direction of ease-of-use. I'm surprised more people don't seem to be aware of Linux Mint, which removes the hassle of installing video codecs and browser plugins, so the setup process for a basic user is two steps - 1. Install the OS, and 2. Install Acrobat Reader and the browser plugin for it. This takes around half an hour, and then you're done, and Mint 6 is based on Ubuntu Intrepid anyway, but the menu is a bit slicker (imho), and the artwork more polished.

    Putting icons on the desktop for the browser and the email program, and also the word processor, is essential, of course. Ubuntu or Mint is a great Windows replacement for nearly any beginning or advanced user - it's normally only intermediate users who want to install lots of random crap from the internet who might get upset when they can't under Wine. In my experience, most seniors fall into the "basic user" category anyway, so they won't really notice a difference between Windows and Ubuntu unless they're already dependent on AOL 9.

    With seniors, the most important thing is to be not just patient but reassuring. Many seniors have a mental block against technology, but if you patiently reassure them that yes, they really can figure it out if they just read everything on the screen and use logic, eventually they'll believe you and try. This can be time consuming at first, but in the long run it will save you a great deal of time as they start to become self-sufficient. It's a natural human tendency in most people to bug someone else if you think you can get away with it, rather than trying to fix your problems yourself - training that out of a person can be tricky, but is ultimately very beneficial for both you and your time.

  43. Here's how it is done. by alfredo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wipe the drive clean and install Slackware. Let them do their own configuration. No need to coddle them. They'll learn quicker that way.

    Never liked granny that much anyway.

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  44. nLite by letsgetsilly · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would recommend creating a custom XP install disc using nLite. With nLite you can pick and choose which components of Windows you want to be installed. You can also add patches, service packs, drivers, accessibility options, and custom programs to be included in the DVD like Firefox and AVG.

    This is what I've done for my grandmother. After creating a disk that comes with all the software she'll need, all the drivers, I've got a restore disk that I can just throw in the drive if it ever needs a reformat, and it's an unattended install.

    I keep a copy of the nLite image I used for her on my local machine, so for this christmas, I'll load it back up with some updated patches, and throw it in her DVD drive when I get there (after backing her bookmarks up on a USB drive of course).

    nLite has a learning curve, but it is small. I would recommend trying a VPC install once or twice before getting your disc "set".

  45. [640 x 480] Font scaling doesn't really work by fnj · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apparently big blocky fonts are easier for seniors to see than big smooth fonts.

    Not necessarily; it's not that simple. As an old guy with crappy eyes, I can tell you. Your Mom is not dumb, and probably has a good esthetic sense. Anything more than a very minor amount of font scaling in Windows just looks ugly and stupid. The scaling is not entirely consistent, and does not apply at all to other graphical elements. Caveat: I haven't tried Vista, but I don't consider that a viable choice for other reasons.

    The bitmaps don't scale, which is understandable but results in real problems. Less forgivable is the fact that things like scrollbars and title bars don't scale. You end up with things like a ludicrously tiny scroll bar with elements you can barely hit with a mouse, and ludicrously thin title bar within which the system is trying to display nice large text which won't fit.

    Dialog boxes become an insuperable problem. The nice large text gets clipped by the stupid box, or by the size of the text design element within the box.

    Try setting up XP with readable text on a 15.4" 1920x1200 display sometime.

    By design, Windows is not truly display independent or size preference adaptable. It never claimed to be, really.

  46. Re:Install Ubuntu (Wow!) by javaxjb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So many comments and nobody thinks this was satire? Not one single funny mod? I was laughing through the entire post and can't imagine the parent was serious. I could be wrong, but this reads like a geek version of an SNL skit.

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  47. XP Linux MacOS by Domini · · Score: 2, Informative

    XP:

    I was supporting a friend's parents' machine for about 4 years a while ago. Initially I loaded XP for them, using Eudora as mail client and IE as the browser. The problems I had with this was that they would get a virus about once a month... and they did try to be careful. I eventually tried some anti-virus applications (extra cost!) but this only got them more confused and slowed down their machine. From a UI point of view it was pretty good. Also it supported multi-users quite well. After the 2nd crash (machine not shut down correctly, etc) the registry hive file was totally trashed this time and not even a restore from any of the two backup files helped, I decided to take the plunge and give them Linux.

    Linux:

    I picked Xandros here (at the time it was the most user friendly) I personally used Suse, Debian, RedHat and Mandrake (so I know my GNU/Linux). It all went well for some time. At least the machine did not crash and we had zero virus problems. Alas however, the multi-user switching was slow and clunky, and the file permissions (they wanted to share some stuff between the mom and dad) was a royal pain (it was workable, I know how to set up s-bits etc, but it was still a pain). Then there was the problem that the dad's favorite windows Golf game (although it worked), did not work well, but this is not really a big issue. Another issue was that the word processor (OpenOffice) had a very limited clipart selection, and the mail application was not as cool. And lastly, a MAJOR problem was the lack of a system-wide way of setting the default font's larger... every, single, application, had a different way of setting this, and some application you just could not change certain font sizes... even when setting the DPI under X11 differently did not have the desired effect... it was just terrible! One thing I have to say... they DID need my help much less, and was happier with it than with windows! lol
    (Using Firefox and Thunderbird)

    Mac Mini

    Then I bought myself a tiny Macbook G3... and I was SO impressed with it. It did it ALL perfectly. (Even had a nice Golf Game! lol). Clipart, good UI, good fast user switching, snappy, nice apps, good font visibility. It had it all. But unlike the other solutions it came at a price. But considering they insisted on paying me a small amount (they felt they needed to do this to ensure my continued help and dedication... lol!) this was not really such a big issue. That was about 3 years ago now...
    (Using Firefox and Mail.app)

    So:

    So in conclusion, XP for 1 year... Linux for another, and the rest Mac.

    For myself I stick with all 3 variants at home. But I will never recommend Linux or XP to any elderly person or computer-Luddite. A Mac works like an appliance. you don't even know it's there. The thing I have to add is that old does not imply they are incapable. They just don't see the need to struggle with equipment. They actually tought me a thing or two about Linux and Windows. :P

  48. Windows SteadyState by Temporalwar · · Score: 2, Informative

    Clean XP/Vista Load,
    Setup your admin account
    Get printers/office/drivers updates ect
    Install your fav winvnc software (ultra vnc, gotomypc ect)
    Test machine, ect
    Install Windows SteadyState >>> http://www.microsoft.com/windows/products/winfamily/sharedaccess/default.mspx

    create new user account for user
    setup account walk user though account, save settings
    use Windows SteadyState to lock down new account

    make ghost/XML drive image(s) of machine

    your done!

    this is also great for Hotels and Public Terminals!!!

  49. Re:Old != stupid by ThinkDifferently · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My in-laws are not good with PCs. My mother is. They're all in their mid to late 60s.

    The difference is that my mother worked in an office environment for 2 decades, where developing PC skills were essential. My mother-in-law is a nurse and my father-in-law (now retired) was a book keeper. It's not that they're unintelligent, it's just that their jobs never had them develop those skills. Now, in their retirement years, my in-laws just don't have much interest in learning PC skills.

    Still, they have picked up all of the basics--Word editing, web surfing, Outlook e-mail, and even Yahoo IM chatting.

    I really think they could do everything on their own, but they have PC-savvy children and in-laws that they can pursuade to do it for them. I'd say that's intelligent.