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Amateurs Are Trying Genetic Engineering At Home

the_kanzure points out this AP story on amateur genetic engineering, excerpting: "The Apple computer was invented in a garage. Same with the Google search engine. Now, tinkerers are working at home with the basic building blocks of life itself. Using homemade lab equipment and the wealth of scientific knowledge available online, these hobbyists are trying to create new life forms through genetic engineering a field long dominated by Ph.D.s toiling in university and corporate laboratories." Reader resistant has a few ideas about how to use this sort of lab: "Personally, I'd like to whip up a reasonably long-lasting and durable paint made with dye based on squid genes that glows brightly enough to allow 'guide lines' to be daubed along hallway baseboards, powered by a very low trickle of electricity. Plus, a harmless glowing yogurt would make for a cool prank."

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  1. Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Someone should do something useful and recreate this.

    1. Re:Hmm. by BSAtHome · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You might just ask around on the internet to find out who received the seeds? Maybe some survived and you can get a piece of the juice. But, then again, you could try for yourself and make potatoes, salad and corn containing THC. Let them regulate the entire food chain.

    2. Re:Hmm. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Parent's groups concerned by the threat of the narcofood menace, a product of rogue genetic engineers aligned with a radical pro-legalization agenda, hailed the establishment of the new FDA SafeSeed(tm) program yesterday. Monsanto spokesman Mike Smith said 'We believe that Monsanto's line of CertifiedSafe(tm) seed and seed compliance solutions offers responsible producers a proven means to align with FDA SafeSeed(tm) regulations at the industry's lowest certification cost.'"

      They'd be happy to try, I'm sure.

    3. Re:Hmm. by ortholattice · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is almost certainly a joke. Hint: He is supposedly the John Chapman Professor of Biochemistry at FSU. John Chapman was the real name of Johnny Appleseed.

    4. Re:Hmm. by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... Let them regulate the entire food chain.

      I think they're working on that.

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    5. Re:Hmm. by Deagol · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't laugh, my friend.

      The USDA is already trying to force a livestock registry and ID program on private individuals: http://animalid.aphis.usda.gov/nais/

      And I heard that they were contemplating a seed registration program, though I can't seem to track that down right now.

      With the invisible hand of the big agribusiness (Monsanto and the like), it may very well be illegal to propagate your own plants and animals in the future (or at least not without paying the fees to register your stock with The Man). From what I hear, Monsanto is actually buying up independent seed cleaners and shutting them down, so that farmers are forced to buy from the only large seed cleaner left: Monsanto with their illegal-to-save seeds. While the jury is still out on the safety of GMO foods, there is a thriving demand for non-GMO and hierloom varieties, and Monsanto is trying very hard to eliminate the suppliers of such.

      Scary world.

    6. Re:Hmm. by mweather · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think you mean create, not recreate. That article is from a Florida satire paper called South To The Future.

    7. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought he should have used kudzu rather than orange trees...

    8. Re:Hmm. by jlarocco · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      With the invisible hand of the big agribusiness...

      Oh please. GTFO with the anti-free market bullshit, trying to confuse government regulation with capitalism. A huge corporation buying legislation is anything but free market economics.

    9. Re:Hmm. by philspear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I also found it suspicious that the source was "Supposedly the SFC but can't seem to find it." And a google search for the prof turns up empty aside from those stories. And accomplishing this would lead to a publication in a respected plant journal, not a shady internet buisness.

      Moreover, I seriously doubt that the 4 step plan could be accomplished by one guy as a side project in 14 years without either eating up all the funds for whatever it was he was supposed to be researching. Some of the steps sounded like they would be nobel-prize winning projects by themselves, let alone the wholesale import of a complex system to another species. Note that I am not claiming to be a biochemist here, especially not a plant biochemist, and I am also of course unfamiliar with the specifics of THC production.

      * Step One:

      Biochemically isolate all the required enzymes for the production of THC.

      Considering we're still pulling out required enzymes for very basic things with much greater importance, including from organisms that are much easier to obtain than pot, this is a tall order. Some of my fellow students are working on purifying yeast enzymes. It's easy to get gallons of yeast, people have been doing it for centuries. Purification of proteins from yeast is not easy. Getting purified proteins from plants is likely even more difficult. Purifying proteins from a plant that is illegal, without a permit... that's got to be expensive at least. If he's doing it from his home, which he would likely have to be in order not to get FSU in trouble, there are even more problems.

      Once purified, you would also have to develop an assay to make sure that you've actually isolated all the required components. You wouldn't want to go through steps 2-4 until you're sure you actually have it. That, again, seems like a monumental task.

      It's unlikely but possible. Especially if there is just one gene needed for THC production, although if there were and it were discovered, it would be common knowledge by now, and it doesn't seem to be. Likely because it's not. And that makes sense, who is funding research into the biochemistry of THC production?

      The next steps are more feasible, although that's not saying much

      * Step Two:

                  Perform N-terminal sequencing on isolated enzymes, design degenerate PCR (polymerase chain reaction) primers and amplify the genes.

      * Step Three:

                  Clone genes into an agrobacterial vector by introducing the desired piece of DNA into a plasmid containing a transfer or T-DNA. The mixture is transformed into Agrobacterium tumefaciens, a gram negative bacterium.
              * Step Four:

                  Use the Agrobacterium tumefaciens to infect citrus plants after wounding. The transfer DNA will proceed to host cells by a mechanism similar to conjugation. The DNA is randomly integrated into the host genome and will be inherited.

      Again, not a biochemist, but this sounds okay in principle. If you're talking about one enzyme, which has actually been discovered, that is a good way to do it. Most biochemical pathways involve dozens of genes, the difficulties associated with transfecting genes typically is multiplied by each gene you are transfecting. If the THC pathway involves something like 20 genes, I would guess (again, not an expert) that you're looking at something which is a project for a post-doc, not even a grad student. I'm not sure 14 years is enough time for that.

      All in all I'm extremely skeptical that one guy, even were he working for 14 years full time, could do this, though I am not about to say impossible, and could be way off on some of the above.

      What I do find impossible is that the guy did it in his spare time over a grudge and it only made shady internet news. This would be a monumental accomplishment. The guy would get several awards and would be a billionaire in Holland.

    10. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://everything2.com/?node_id=1099073

      If I was a genetic engineer, I would take the gene that is responsible for the high THC content of the cannabis plant and splice it into common, ordinary household grass. Then I would buy up lots of cheap land and start a turf farm. Wouldn't this dope-lawn reek of skunk? NO. THC oil is odourless, the lawn would be indistinguishable from ordinary lawn, that is, until you started smoking it. This brings a new meaning to the term lawn bowls.

      After a few months, I will have acres and acres of verdant knee high foliage, and it will be time for the harvest. I will bring in a lawn-mower with a catcher and do some mowing.

      Once I had made all the money I could possibly hope to spend from my little grass farm, I would release the seeds into the wild. The effects would be like releasing ice-nine in Cat's Cradle. From that day forth the world would be a different place, any lawn anywhere could be a skunk-lawn and NOBODY would know.

    11. Re:Hmm. by rtfa-troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      .anti-free market bullshit,

      paranoid much? he didn't say anthing "anti-free market". He criticised USDA for one thing and Monsato for another. He actually specifically criticised Monsato for interfering with a free market by using their money in order to destroy it.

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    12. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A huge corporation buying legislation is anything but free market economics.

      In absolutely free market, even the market and the freedom are commodities.

      That fact is real and inevitable (although free market idealists consider it an intermittent and sporadic anomaly), it has nothing with human nature (and has everything with cybernetics) and it already provoked making of Marxism once.

      However, as much as Marxists' criticism of free market is founded in facts, their proposed solution of removing of power from money only made power more violent and more unchecked, because ... power (oppression, violation of others' will) is primary, money is only secondary.

      Money makes it possible and easy to conserve, store, save the power for later use. It facilitates and makes more economical the use (and brokerage) of power. Unlike rigid, static communist and feudal position-based distribution of power, money allows for almost effortless and instant changes in power landscapes.

      Now, what we need to understand is that high accumulation of money is endangering the democracy. Money is like oil, weapons or food. It can subdue you. It wants to subdue you. The essence of money is the debt: if you have the money, someone anonymous owes you to do something for you in exchange for it. A hoard of money wants to become larger (to be invested and bring back interest): it means the debt tends to expand and business is all about accumulating others' debts in their possession. Back to Monsato, we can see that it is exactly their course of action: to fetch more serfs, more indebted, more tied farmers, and through consolidated control over agricultural production, wide social control through food control.

      Unfortunately, I can't conclude this post with any firm recommendation for a solution to the problem.

      I guess we all should make some sort of own battle chest savings for the purpose of getting together and influencing the politics and legislation to act in our aggregated interest, to counter the similar actions of businesses, their own way. Because, supposedly, there is only so much money in circulation and in hoards, and we all generate more debt cancellation every day: we do something and then we get payed for it. We should place enough of it on the counter side of the balance of power, to make system do as originally intended: for the people, not for itself, not for someone else.

      Or, perhaps we should abolish the taxes completely and instead promote lobbying as voluntary tax: make it so that everyone votes with as much money as one pleases, with "vote" having attached a specific opinion that is being furthered. In present system, lobbying is used as "little force (donation money) steering the large force (tax-filled budget spendings)", it is just ... dorky!

    13. Re:Hmm. by boltik · · Score: 1

      Wrong. What we need is to ditch the prohibition laws. There is already a plant that contains THC. It called hemp.

    14. Re:Hmm. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Well yes there is that, and the fact the phrase "/rant/pot" appears in the URL. This is the guy who demonised pot.

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    15. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A note at the end of original article claims that the article is mixed with fact and fiction, although googling reveals that the THC orange is most likely to be untrue.

    16. Re:Hmm. by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      Flying Spaghetti University?

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    17. Re:Hmm. by danudwary · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, this is technology several years out of date. This is how we would have done it when I was in grad school, ten or so years ago. Nowadays, it would be amazingly trivial, *IF* the biosynthetic pathway has been elucidated, which is the first step above. A quick search on PubMed says it either hasn't been done (complex plant biosynthetic pathways is a tricky subject for study), or else it hasn't been reputably published. Or it's been repressed through regulatory mechanisms I'm not familiar with.

      Personally, I'd probably just go ahead a sequence the cannabis genome. Today, you could probably do this for less then $150,000. Which sounds like a lot, but a few years ago this was a magnitude more expensive. A few more years and who knows? If you're able to do a $1000 human genome at some point in the next few years, you could do a plant for a similar price. Then you conduct bioinformatic analysis of the sequence to find the right genes. Difficult, but FAR easier and less expensive than protein purification.

      If the pathway genes were known, it would only take a few thousand dollars to synthesize DNA that encodes the pathway, which could be tailored to whatever organism you want to express the pathway in. I'd try baker's yeast first. The organism is well understood, and you could make beer or bread.

      All of this could be done today with a computer if you had the bioinformatics knowledge to do the analysis, and the sequencing and synthesis through commercial companies with a credit card. How do I know? I do this with antibiotic pathways.

    18. Re:Hmm. by toddestan · · Score: 1

      One obvious problem with the story is while it supposedly takes place in 1984, the Ford Aerostar van wasn't released until late 1985 as a 1986 model.

    19. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      In absolutely free market, even the market and the freedom are commodities.

      No and you are not even fucking close. That is not what any non-anarchist scholar means by a free market - "absolutely" or otherwise. Like the GPL, the freedom political philosophers and classical economists discuss has an element of reciprocity to it. I.e., your freedom is conditional on respecting the freedom of others. The moment you or any organization steps beyond those bounds, morality and, hopefully, the governing authorities requires your submission to a system of justice. You are not using the term "free" as the GPP or any serious author would or ought. Either you are very ignorant or a lying asshole.

    20. Re:Hmm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd highly recommend seeing the film:

      http://thefutureoffood.com/

  2. Garage Credibility by moniker127 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just because a few computer companies started out as projects, that does not mean that everything someone starts in their garage is bound to be wildly successfull. I dont get why they must draw the parallels.

    1. Re:Garage Credibility by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your point is valid, in that most garage startups fail. For that matter, most startups fail, and a nontrivial percentage of the activity of large enterprises also fails.

      However, it is still important to remember that some tiny garage startups do succeed, dramatically in certain cases. Obviously, being a garage startup isn't the golden road to riches; but garage startups, as a genre, are valuable. Particularly in our era of regulation, where concerns over liability, meth, terrorism, and whatever the fear of the moment happens to be, often lead to laws that assume that R&D only happens under the auspices of universities and corporations, and homes are just for consuming, this is important to keep in mind.

      That said, though, the economic argument is not the only, or even the most important, argument in favor of garage based tinkering. The onus is not on garage based tinkerers to prove that they are valuable. Tinkering is their right, unless it can be demonstrated to be an infringement on somebody else's rights.

    2. Re:Garage Credibility by Arancaytar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey now, some of the best zombie apocalypses started out as garage or backyard projects!

    3. Re:Garage Credibility by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Really, a lot of things got started in 'garages'. Its not just computer companies that did it.

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    4. Re:Garage Credibility by madsenj37 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here is an interesting article about garage economies and why they may become popular again.

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    5. Re:Garage Credibility by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      I think from the Insurance Industries point of view this could be a Win-Win-Win series of events. If the user goes Frankenstein, then the Insurance Company is not Liable. If the result causes the client to live healthier, then the Insurance Company will get more money for their coverages. If the client dies from altering themselves, then the the client is not covered by the policy.

      I also think that from the Physician's point of view, those that prefer to help others, will have an added means of helping without interference from those who only make a cure based on a for-profit model.

    6. Re:Garage Credibility by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      However, it is still important to remember that some tiny garage startups do succeed, dramatically in certain cases.

      Very true... look what these guys did!

    7. Re:Garage Credibility by SolidAltar · · Score: 1

      What about these guys? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218817/

    8. Re:Garage Credibility by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      why must they draw obvious parallels between 'amateur genetic engineers' and 'amateur software developers' & 'amateur computer engineers'?

      the article also doesn't claim that every garage-based startup is going to be wildly successful. they're merely pointing out that we're now in an age where genetic engineering can be performed by amateurs in their garage, which means a lot more people are going to delve into the field of biotechnology.

    9. Re:Garage Credibility by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      It's not so much that they succeed in business, what they do succeed at is debunking the myth that all science and innovation comes from the ivory towers of academia or the razorwire topped walls of the military. The new 'hot' sciences, robotics and biotech, have much lower entry points due to cheap desktop computers and equipment. SOMETHING will come of this. Whether Joe Sixpack likes it or not has yet to be determined...

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    10. Re:Garage Credibility by Oberstille · · Score: 1

      Just remember... it's not in the box, it's in the band.

    11. Re:Garage Credibility by ale_ryu · · Score: 1

      I was conceived in a garage you insensitive clod!

    12. Re:Garage Credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time you look at Shuttle mission control and see the orange touch panel displays, I did that, Bare metal.
      I received nothing. I'm not saying I didn't receive anything to develop it. The base code was developed
      by me and I received 33K a year, Without raise or bonus for 5 years before Weatherly shutdown the operation.
      I built the NASA code and received nothing. Abbott Weatherly, President of Realtime Engineering,
      used the money, while I was living on unemployment and welfare to buy a sail boat.

      I Will do everything to destroy the rich, they have destroyed our world and all must DIE.

    13. Re:Garage Credibility by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      The article about the THC oranges was a joke but it contains the reason why it is possible to do this stuff in your garage: PCR. This process is to genetic engineering what the combination of oscilloscope and signal generator are to electronics.

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    14. Re:Garage Credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're whining because you produced a product for a salary, but you didn't have the balls to start your own company and compete in the market. You suck.

    15. Re:Garage Credibility by mweather · · Score: 1

      You're suggesting he start a company and bid on no-bid contracts?

    16. Re:Garage Credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My cousin Fergis got started in a garage because his grandmother used to keep the condoms in the house.

    17. Re:Garage Credibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are an infringement on Corporate America's right to pass on the R&D costs of their laboratories and since they run the country tinkering in your garage will be outlawed and frowned upon just like chemistry sets that are evil because they turn liquids different colors.

    18. Re:Garage Credibility by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I haven't RTFA, but I'm guessing it has do to with the current shitty economy?

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    19. Re:Garage Credibility by earlymon · · Score: 1

      Just because a few computer companies started out as projects, that does not mean that everything someone starts in their garage is bound to be wildly successfull. I dont get why they must draw the parallels.

      Correct, but more to the point it's all about confusing causality.

      MOST endeavors start out at someone's home, be it garage, basement. AFTER determining or discovering economic feasibility, it branches into traditional brick and mortar.

      VC startups are not excluded from that statement - the original proposal or draft prospectus is often drafted on a laptop at someone's kitchen table. (I made this fact up from reading of one VC startup some years ago.) If you add in Starbucks as an extension of the den or kitchen in the previous statement (now accepted as gospel truth because it's referenced, even if only by me), then that just about sums it up.

      It's all about causality and co-incidence (note how I broke the word apart). The price of bananas skyrocketing in the great depression was not the cause of the depression - everything skyrocketed in price.

      Starting off at home is a COncurrent incident of starting off. Nothing more.

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  3. Is this legal? by allaunjsilverfox2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I mean, I love the idea behind it. But isn't there regulation on doing this type of research?

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    1. Re:Is this legal? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I mean, I love the idea behind it. But isn't there regulation on doing this type of research?

      Do you think that DIY genetic engineering will be more harmful than that which is conducted for profit by companies that care only for making money?

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    2. Re:Is this legal? by geek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would there be? It's not like they're creating super warriors in their garages.

      All the hysteria over genetic engineering is ridiculous. Quit trying to regulate everything.

    3. Re:Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I surely hope there's no regulation on it but at the same time they've been trying to do away with the home chemistry set for quite a while now. Afterall, the only people who would ever want to use a chemistry set at home are terr'rists. Despite the fact that most of our truly innovative ideas came from people who do not work for a lab professionally.

    4. Re:Is this legal? by thepyro1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Only problem that I could foresee would be if pollen from a modified plant were to get out into the open it could screw up a lot of our food supply if people were to try and create super plants.

    5. Re:Is this legal? by conrad_halling · · Score: 3, Informative

      In Cambridge, Massachusetts, home of Harvard, MIT, and more than 50 biotech companies, you must have a recombinant DNA permit before you can manipulate genetic material. Here's the link if you want to apply: http://www.cambridgepublichealth.org/services/regulatory-activities/rdna/overview.php

    6. Re:Is this legal? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      You forgot those evil drug dealers. Just check out Texas's law on possessing lab glass:
      http://www.txdps.state.tx.us/criminal_law_enforcement/narcotics/narcprecursor.htm

    7. Re:Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Damn straight! Today the mad scientist can't genetically engineer a race of mutant supermen in their garage, tomorrow it's the mad grad student! Where will it end?

    8. Re:Is this legal? by Znork · · Score: 1

      It looks close to impossible to regulate away, if you read about DNA transfer it doesn't exactly sound like there are heavily regulated substances involved. The most difficult part seems to be separating your DNA Modified Overlords from ye ole regular overlords.

      Can't say I'm sure it's a great idea to have people doing it all around, but considering the level of naturally occuring such modifications it's probably not that much more likely that someone will create something nasty by random chance.

      Still, I wonder how long it'll be before someone splices THC production into dandelions or other highly prolific weed.

    9. Re:Is this legal? by BSAtHome · · Score: 1

      But the requirement of permit does not stop anybody from experimenting. You also need a drivers license before driving a car. Did that actually stop those who just drove away without?
      The whole point is that the knowledge is out of the box and, basically, anybody with a bit of patience and persistence can perform the tricks nowadays. Lets all create Frankenstein.

    10. Re:Is this legal? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Only if you get caught.

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    11. Re:Is this legal? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You also need a drivers license before driving a car

      I was under the impression you only needed a driver's license to drive on the public highway. I have no idea what the parallel for genetic engineering would be, perhaps you could serve me with a better car analogy?

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    12. Re:Is this legal? by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      Do what you like so long as your mutant super-plant doesn't run anyone over?

    13. Re:Is this legal? by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      "All the hysteria over nuclear power is ridiculous. Quit trying to regulate everything."

      Fixed that for you.

      You can't start looking at something after it goes horribly wrong, you start being careful and prevent that things go wrong.

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    14. Re:Is this legal? by geek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That "super plant" is still subject to natural selection and would have to be selected for. Regardless, genetic engineering is not easy and doing so in your garage will only get you so far. Bacteria etc is doable, any multi-cell organisms will be quite difficult.

      Doing what these people are doing in their garages is no different from what nature does itself every day. If pollen went astray, it would still need to be selected for in some way. Even the genetically engineered crops we use today are "forced" to grow under special circumstances, most wouldn't survive without a crapload of human intervention.

    15. Re:Is this legal? by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you think that DIY genetic engineering will be more harmful than that which is conducted for profit by companies that care only for making money?

      Not necessarily, but you are 100% assured that the safety controls involved will be vastly inferior.

      The only true genetically engineered mess to spread in the recent past, as far as I can recall, is GM vegetables. And that isn't at all what I mean by "safety controls".

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    16. Re:Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could understand what he is thinking if you got infected with a bacteria which is resistant to known antibiotics that is produced by DIY genetic engineering.

    17. Re:Is this legal? by SolidAltar · · Score: 1

      > All the hysteria over genetic engineering is ridiculous. Quit trying to regulate everything.
      Genetic Engineering is the only field where your "mistake" can make more little "mistakes"

    18. Re:Is this legal? by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      I would believe that there is more regulation, however small, happening at companies who are doing it for profit that Joe Sixpack in his garage, despite what the conspiracy theorists may think.

    19. Re:Is this legal? by eli+pabst · · Score: 1

      Virtually all academic researchers are required to have approval of a recombinant DNA research advisory committee before they do any kind of work like this. There certainly is a real possibility of someone creating something dangerous, such as a recombinant pathogen which is the very reason why we have those oversight committees in the first place. For example, the article mentions creating tattoos using florescent squid genes, which is vague but I'm assuming the only way that would work would be to make a recombinant virus expressing a GFP-like gene. So you really don't that it might be a bad idea to have people injecting infectious agents into themselves that they brewed up in their garage?

      I'm all for regulating this, but realistically there is no way to prevent people from making recombinant human pathogens in their garage while still allowing legitimate educational activities like making GFP-expressing e.coli. So frankly, regulation is pointless beyond what already is in place, such as limiting access to pathogens.

    20. Re:Is this legal? by khallow · · Score: 1

      We already know drug dealers are terrorists.

    21. Re:Is this legal? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Humans have been doing genetic engineering as long as we've been civilized. Plants, animals, etc. Both were bred for certain traits. Before garages were even invented.

    22. Re:Is this legal? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The Wright brothers didn't have pilot's licenses...

    23. Re:Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, I love the idea behind it. But isn't there regulation on doing this type of research?

      when i was young, "genetic engineering at home" was called sex and if she was 18 or more, it was legal.

    24. Re:Is this legal? by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      You mean like "weed"? There's a reason it was nicknamed as such. It'll grow about anywhere. Hemp plants are popping up anywhere they were grown for WW2.

    25. Re:Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It certainly isn't. Particularly strange comment to make on /. of all places. The Morris Worm made lots of little baby worm mistakes. Lots and lots.

    26. Re:Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you assuming that all companies only care about money and that all amateurs are ethical and not in it for the money?

    27. Re:Is this legal? by calmofthestorm · · Score: 0, Troll

      hahahahaha funny.

      Seriously though, genmod crops are grown in open-pollinated fields. I don't see how DIY could be _any_ worse.

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    28. Re:Is this legal? by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I bet they said something similar when people were exploring the world and spreading new species into ecosystems that couldn't handle them. Great forward thinking there.

    29. Re:Is this legal? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      And what about super-virus ?
      I am against all-out regulations but in this particular field, as with nuclear fission amateur project, I am willing to heavily regulate until a better solution can be found.

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    30. Re:Is this legal? by tylerni7 · · Score: 1

      You can't legally drive a car on public roads, but you can drive up and down your driveway if you want.

    31. Re:Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a troll. The biggest source of anti-biotic resistant bacteria are hospitals.

    32. Re:Is this legal? by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      I bet they said something similar when people were exploring the world

      "Request denied. If you sail to the edge of the world and fall off, then the resulting imbalance will tip all of us over to the other side, and then the poor turtle will be helpless on its back forever."

    33. Re:Is this legal? by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

      Right. Evolution of resistant bacteria on the time scale of bacteria is far quicker than actually designing one.

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    34. Re:Is this legal? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Limiting access to any virus or bacteria that's in the environment is rather hard. The results of a fuckup could be rather fatal...

    35. Re:Is this legal? by eli+pabst · · Score: 1

      Limiting access to any virus or bacteria that's in the environment is rather hard.

      Depends on the pathogen. Things like smallpox, sars, or ebola are not going to be easy to come by, while something like influenza and the information to recreate Spanish flu would be. But that was kind of what I was getting at in my last point. Someone could easily start cloning things into common pathogens, which is not a good idea unless you are doing it in controlled conditions (like a BSL3 lab), but in practice there is no way you can effectively regulate that.

    36. Re:Is this legal? by philspear · · Score: 1

      But isn't there regulation on doing this type of research?

      There's not really much need, much of the research is prohibitively expensive. You don't really need to worry about your neighbor creating superflu intentionally unless he or she has a lot of disposable income or has inherited his or her own private molecular research facility.

    37. Re:Is this legal? by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      GM crops terminate themselfs. they -can't- spread.

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    38. Re:Is this legal? by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ideally, yes, but not all GM crops are sterile. I've grown several varieties of GM tomatoes and bird peppers, and while their seeds have terrible germination rates, they do produce plants that produce fruit. It's similar to what you see with hybridized crops.

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    39. Re:Is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the fact that this stuff is way more potent than, say nuclear weapons. Nukes are simple in function, easily contained and local in effect. Quite unlike any monstrosities these lunatics manage to cook.

    40. Re:Is this legal? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      Humans have been doing genetic engineering as long as we've been civilized.

      This is a myth. People haven't been doing genetic engineering like what we're talking about today. No Aztec or Babylonian farmer cross-bred fireflies and rabbits to create a glow in the dark rabbit or cross bred flounder with tomatoes and got tomatoes that have anti-freeze proteins in them.

      So no, this is something *radically different* than what people have been doing in the past.

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    41. Re:Is this legal? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      GM crops terminate themselfs. they -can't- spread.

      Incorrect. GM crops do not include the "Terminator" trait, nor is that trait 100% effective. Nor does it prevent horizontal gene transfer.

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    42. Re:Is this legal? by raphae · · Score: 1

      "GM crops terminate themselfs. they -can't- spread."

      Is that why, a few years ago, american farmers had to literally dump nearly 10,000 tons of rice that had been contaminated with an untested, unapproved GM variety?

      To add insult to injury, in order to protect Bayer, the FDA gave retroactive approval to LL601 even though it had still not been tested. The entire european market for long-grain rice has been closed to american farmers since then.

      There's nothing like a government-sponsored biological catastrophe.

  4. Laugh now, but by unassimilatible · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a plan and you all will soon bow down before me:

    1) Create perfect woman in petri dish
    2) First /.'er to lose virginity
    3) Patent troll
    4) ?
    5) Profit

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    1. Re:Laugh now, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Create perfect woman in petri dish
      2) First /.'er to lose virginity ...
      5) Profit

      Sounds you just discovered the worlds second oldest profession.

    2. Re:Laugh now, but by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      You can't patent trolls, there's too much prior art.

      Also, I'm fairly sure 'trying genetic engineering at home' is a euphemism for something...

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    3. Re:Laugh now, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that, considering your suggestion, a proper tag would be:

      whatcouldpossiblygrowwrong

    4. Re:Laugh now, but by Calydor · · Score: 1

      In order to be a real patent troll, you need to sue anyone infringing on your patent.

      And let's get real here, who is going to infringe on the patent of being a slashdotter AND getting laid?

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    5. Re:Laugh now, but by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "1) Create perfect woman in petri dish"

      Vagina candy mold + agar = profit!

      Possibly NWS:

      http://nawtythings.com/novelties/choc2/JC-CP-C161X.jpg

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    6. Re:Laugh now, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Losing virginity to a petri dish-sized perfect woman? I think I might just prefer virginity to a petri dish-sized penis.

    7. Re:Laugh now, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steps 4 and 5 are purely superfluous. You're profiting at step 2.

    8. Re:Laugh now, but by GarrettK18 · · Score: 1

      I lost my virginity to a real woman, you insensitive clod!

    9. Re:Laugh now, but by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      I have a plan and you all will soon bow down before me:

      1) Create perfect woman in petri dish

      2) First /.'er to lose virginity

      3) Patent troll

      4) ?

      5) Profit

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090305/

      Prior art.

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    10. Re:Laugh now, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. There is definitely NO proir art for #2.

    11. Re:Laugh now, but by nevillethedevil · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new unassimilatible overlord and willfully submit to his army of genetically superior super women.

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  5. Minature pandas by pomegranatesix · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I could get my hands on some panda DNA, I'd genetically engineer a mini-panda about the size of a guinea pig or hamster for the pet market.
    In one fell swoop, I will have saved a species from extinction AND become a billionaire!

    1. Re:Minature pandas by Shikaku · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why not a panda with 6 asses?

    2. Re:Minature pandas by pomegranatesix · · Score: 2, Funny

      What do pandas eat?
      Bamboo.
      What does bamboo have a lot of?
      Fiber.
      There's your reason for why you don't want a panda with 6 asses. You don't want them running around your house, shitting 6 times as efficiently.

    3. Re:Minature pandas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because even furries like me wouldn't pay for that. Now, genetically modifying us to be, well, anthropomorphic hybrids... well, my friend with a 1st in Molecular Biology has already had people ask him for that years ago. The answer, for the foreseeable future, is "no".

    4. Re:Minature pandas by Bramlet+Abercrombie · · Score: 1

      I'm going to make mini T-rex's...They will be the size of a chicken and all the kids will want one.

    5. Re:Minature pandas by pomegranatesix · · Score: 2, Funny

      I get the uneasy feeling that this is how the whole Pokemon saga started...

    6. Re:Minature pandas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mainly because the diapers are not cost effective.

    7. Re:Minature pandas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not a panda with 6 asses?

      Because you would owe the 4-assed Panda patent guy half your proceeds.

  6. Mmmm.. nothing like a cup of The Stuff. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know you want it.

  7. What could possibly go wrong? by vtcodger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm reminded of the breeders who purportedly tried to create a more sweet natured camel by incorporating lama genes in the camel genotype. The story is that they ended up with a vile tempered lama. Of course nothing like that could possibly cause my neighbor's attempt to produce vegetarian pit-bull to create a man-eating rabbit. Of course not.

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    1. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm reminded of the breeders who purportedly tried to create a more sweet natured camel by incorporating lama genes in the camel genotype. The story is that they ended up with a vile tempered lama.

      Thank you for that short biography on Osama bin Laden.

    2. Re:What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to create a man-eating rabbit

      Death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

  8. Looks like Stephen King got it wrong... by letchhausen · · Score: 2, Funny

    The basis for his book The Stand will come out of someone's garage and not a military lab. Unfortunately, people like these probably won't have good documentation for the Hazmat team to use after the "incident". The good side is that the opportunities to get rid of surplus population has risen. There are an awful lot of people on this planet.

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    1. Re:Looks like Stephen King got it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there are a *lot* more ants however.

      Friken ants.

    2. Re:Looks like Stephen King got it wrong... by geek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Viruses aren't easy to engineer, most (like 99.999%) would never survive the process. The viruses we see today evolved over thousands and millions of years to survive our environment. If you think any old scientist can create something better than mother nature did in their garage then you need to take some science classes.

    3. Re:Looks like Stephen King got it wrong... by jftitan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had an ant farm, and those fuckers didn't grow shit! -Mitch

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    4. Re:Looks like Stephen King got it wrong... by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

      Of course not, you did not pay them enough, and besides, their little tractor was broken.

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    5. Re:Looks like Stephen King got it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the beauty of a self-assembling nanostructure with good natural fault tolerance.

      You don't need to construct a viral genome from scratch-- that's too touchy.

      Instead, add a lethal payload to the viral genome, say the genes for botulism toxin.

      Influenza is a very robust, and fault tolerant vector for such a horror, and it's own self-recombinant nature (Influenza has several genetic strands tucked away inside it's capsid, instead of just one. This is how it is able to mutate in the wild so rapidly-- it can exchange partial or whole sets of its genome with other variants of influenza, and even the host organism, and become radically different after the first infection.) would make it into a catalyst that would change the way we think about getting the flu from then on out.

      As long as the new payload did not inhibit capsid formation, and viral genome replication, it would pose no significant risk to the virus, other than that it makes it many many times more lethal.

      It would be very difficult to treat botulism poisoning, when the host's body itself is mass producing the toxin. Infected people would begin displaying neurological symptoms long before they even developed a fever.

      It would likely kill within a matter of hours. Both prerequisite microbiological components are easily sourced-- Influenza is endemic in most waterfowl, and botulism bacteria can be harvested from anyplace with rotting food, such as a nasty garbage pail.

      Steps are pretty straightforward: How to end most warmblooded life in 10 easy steps.

      1) isolate and ligate the botulism protein genes
      2) Amplify the sequence using DNA polymerase
      3) Isolate influenza genome (easy enough, just denature a capsid or two, and collect the contents.)
      4) Amplify complete influenza genome
      5) "Shake and bake" brute force recombination, by combining samples of amplified botuloid toxin gene and influenza genome with a specialized ligase, and DNA reparases. (from yeast, similar to the approach used to make "first fully artificial bacterial genome", but less audacious.)
      6) "infect" animal tissues with the DNA by chemically weakening the cell walls, and exposing them to the above concoction.
      7) Use fluorescent pigments to isolate tissue samples that have successfully integrated the botuloid toxin genes, and tissue culture them.
      8) Use a warm-breeder reactor with live mammal blood (getting blood from animals may prove challenging, but not impossible. People Do own pets you know.) to mass-replicate the virus.

      9) Make some home-made suet balls, and add the delightful concoction to the mix. (A suet ball is a ball of tallow or lard, covered in bird seed, for feeding birdies.) Works best in semi-cool weather, in a dense ecosystem.

      10) stand back and see if the fireworks go off.

    6. Re:Looks like Stephen King got it wrong... by Borg453b · · Score: 1

      I'm packing my bags. Word is that some dude is throwing a hugeass party in Vegas..

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  9. Garages changed our life by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The Apple computer was invented in a garage. Same with the Google search engine", and the Doomsday virus. Now the remains of humanity crawls in caves waiting for scientist to develop a cure

    1. Re:Garages changed our life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just for that comment I'm going to create a bacteriophage that reigneers your DNA to give you the ears of an ass.

  10. Been doing it for years by eggman9713 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have been doing genetic engineering for years and am quite an expert at it. Anyone can do it! Just stand on the streetcorner in a revealing getup and ask for money.

    1. Re:Been doing it for years by houghi · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are aware that at least one of you has to be female, right?

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  11. What does Bart have to say about this? by Gocho · · Score: 3, Funny

    Bart: "How would I go about creating a half-man, half-monkey-type creature?"
    Mrs. Krabappel: "I'm sorry, that would be playing God."
    Bart: "God-schmod, I want my monkey man."

    1. Re:What does Bart have to say about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was that the Steve Ballmer episode?

    2. Re:What does Bart have to say about this? by Gocho · · Score: 1

      I believe it's from the episode when Milhouse falls in love with Samantha

  12. My clandestine genetic engineering dream by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The home genetic engineering project I would work on, if I were rich enough and smart enough, would be to take some MMORPG, such as WOW, and reify as many creatures from it as I could, and secretly release them into the wild, in enough numbers to establish breeding populations.

    1. Re:My clandestine genetic engineering dream by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 1

      Why is this offtopic? If anybody works out developmental principles that even hint it's possible, we're going to have people in garages (if not in government and privately funded labs) trying to make real-life jackalopes, centaurs, orcs, tauren and FSM knows what else.

      You *know* there's people out there that would pay large sums of money to be the first person to own a pet jackalope, to be the first parent of real life furry child, or to be the first Slashdotter to consort with a "real" Orion slave girl. And yes, *somebody* will step out of the shadows to fill that demand as soon as it's possible to do so. That seems entirely on-topic to me.

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    2. Re:My clandestine genetic engineering dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No murlocs, I beg you!

    3. Re:My clandestine genetic engineering dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are you going to fill their tummeys with gold so when we kill them we can profit off of the kill even though we don't have the skills to harvest their furry hides? I always wondered what a dragon that breaths fire would have any use for gold...now i know...some nut job in a garage...

  13. Google started in a garage? by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

    Google started in a garage?

    According to Wikipedia, Google incorporated at a friend's garage, but that's really stretching a startup in a garage thing. It was Stanford Ph.D. work we're talking about here.

    Let's not cheapen real garage startups with that allusion.

      rd

    1. Re:Google started in a garage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Let's not cheapen real garage startups with that allusion.

      The word you were looking for is "illusion", not "allusion". As in: "I alluded to the illusion that eluded him".

      HTH. HAND.

    2. Re:Google started in a garage? by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      Since when were garage startups required to be run by people without an education?

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    3. Re:Google started in a garage? by supersat · · Score: 1

      Google started as a research project at Stanford called Backrub. Apparently, when new computers were delivered to various labs, Larry and Sergey would offer to set them up -- as long as they could temporarily use them first. The steady stream of machine deliveries allowed them to run Google without any dedicated machines of their own. So, they really benefited from being at Stanford.

      I believe it only became a "garage startup" when it was spun out as a business.

    4. Re:Google started in a garage? by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      Since when were garage startups required to be run by people without an education?

            You misunderstand. The work was done at Stanford, not in a garage. Doesn't have anything to do with education other than that's where the work was done.

        rd

    5. Re:Google started in a garage? by ralphdaugherty · · Score: 1

      oops, let me clarify. I was vague in the wording "it was Ph.D. work at Stanford we're talking about". It was the location, not the education, but Ph.D. work emphasizes education. I should have just said the work was done at Stanford not in the garage.

        rd

  14. harmless, glowing yogurht? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on now! We're geeks; we can do better than that! How about Spoo?

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  15. Well, it's easy to do by Chicken_Kickers · · Score: 1

    The general public seems to have this mental image of molecular biology scientists as this mad genius with bad hair and surrounded by giant humming arcane machines with arcs of electricity jumping around. The truth is, anyone with a mediocum of scientific and mathemathical knowledge (also some money helps) could do what we do in the lab. You could order kits for extracting DNA, cloning etc. online. You will also need to buy a microcentrifuge, a PCR thermocycler, a gel electrophoresis kit, UV light, micropipettors and a few other consummables. Overall, around 10-25 thousand dollars in start up money. You don't need to sequence the DNA yourself as there are private companies who can do it for you for a fee. However, before you get all tingly with the thought of making your own girlfriend in a petri dish, the state of the art labs can barely manage to clone sheep and dogs. Hell, in my lab, even cloning genes into E.coli only results in 10-50 successful insertions out of millions of cells. SO, it's not out of reach if you have some money lying around but don't start dreaming of playing god just yet.

  16. Lecture at the 24C3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    At the 24th Chaos Communication Congress there was a lecture about this topic: Programming DNA http://events.ccc.de/congress/2007/Fahrplan/events/2329.en.html (links to torrents on the page).

  17. Disclaimer: IAAMB by imneverwrong · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Yes, I am a molecular biologist by training. This won't work. The reason genetic engineering is carried out in labs is because it requires expert knowledge of protocols, and expensive equipment. In TFA, one of the people interviewed is trying to insert a targeted florescent marker, and struggling. This is fairly trivial to do in the lab, but only with good understanding of basic principles, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of gear and consumables, and tested/documented protocols. You can't build a space shuttle in your backyard, neither can you successfully build a recombinant bacterium that meets spec in your garage. Just because cells are squishy does not make this equivalent to software development!

    1. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you're wrong ;) There's nothing in a lab that can't be made. I worked at a startup a few years back where we built our own clean room, laminar flow benches, even a plating rig for xray targets. What we didn't build we bought cheap, a liquid nitrogen dewar from ebay etc.

      Now granted, we were manufacturing scientific instrumentation but clearly it can be done.

    2. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by rk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And do you think it will always be that way? I recall a lot of professional computer people saying these sorts of things about computers 35 and 40 years ago. I also remember a musician friend of mine from 20 years ago hating CDs and preferring vinyl because it was cheaper for him and his band to get vinyl presses than CD presses. How's that math working now?

      Sure, they're not doing much today. Next year it probably won't be much different. Let's talk about 2038, though. Sure, a small garage lab still won't be able to make what a big lab can then, either. But 30 years ago, PCR didn't even exist and you couldn't do the work you do routinely today at a lab of any size. Do you really think that trend will stop now? It has been the nature of all technology to become cheaper and doable by a smaller groups as time marches on (computer systems being one of the most radical examples). Absent a very strong regulatory regime that curbs garage molecular biology and relegates it to a black market, I can only agree with you for now, but disagree in the long term. :-)

    3. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by 4D6963 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I recall a lot of professional computer people saying these sorts of things about computers 35 and 40 years ago

      Yeah, whereas these days, anyone can have a processor manufacturing plant in their garage!

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    4. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Never underestimate human ingenuity. Not to mention advancements in off-the-shelf technology and manufacturing tools.

    5. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by cibyr · · Score: 1

      No, but anyone who's that interested CAN have one of these in their garage (or on their desk, more likely), and get their design fabbed by these guys fairly cheaply.

      Sure, it's not quite as easy as hacking on open source, but hobbyist CPU design is definitely possible. Especially when you consider there ARE open source CPU designs out there.

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    6. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Ruie · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am a molecular biologist by training. This won't work. The reason genetic engineering is carried out in labs is because it requires expert knowledge of protocols, and expensive equipment. In TFA, one of the people interviewed is trying to insert a targeted florescent marker, and struggling. This is fairly trivial to do in the lab, but only with good understanding of basic principles, hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of gear and consumables, and tested/documented protocols.

      A few counterpoints:

      • Expensive equipment is there to help you be several months faster than the competition. If you just want to get the job done (and are willing to wait) there is a lot of second-hand used equipment out there.
      • A lot of big labs are using said expensive equipment to do what essentially amounts to brute force search - iterate through many combinations to see what matches. With DIY approach you get a brute force search distributed across intelligent beings - far superior.
      • There was plenty of bio research done in Russia with nothing but glassware, chemicals and a lot of patience. Not cutting edge, but you can manipulate genes that way.
      • There are companies willing to do sequencing for you. I would not be surprised that in a few years this would be similar to making a 4-layer PCB - not something I would do at home, but e-mail design to a manufacturer and get the result back in a few weeks.
    7. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but FPGA's aren't that rare any more...

    8. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by metaforest · · Score: 1

      I might point out that what Wozniak accomplished in his design of the first Apple was pretty impressive for the time period. Not only did he design, and breadboard the first couple of working systems, but he and a few assistants proceeded to layout the PCB by hand the old fashioned way: black tape on clear plastic film.... I do this now on fairly advanced software, and it's still a big pain in the butt. even 5 years ago people said it would be nearly impossible for a home-hobbyist to layout, populate a SMD/SMT board and reflow it without ~$200KUSD equipment. Not so now... Home-brewers are regularly making high-quality, low cost SMD boards and are working with BGA packages using $100 USD home made reflow ovens. While it takes education and experience to innovate these hacks, there are a lot of underemployed MBs out there I am sure who will come up with methods for building infrastructure on the cheap. What seems impossible for a home-brewer today will be trivial tomorrow.

    9. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but genetic engineering at home has been happening for thousands of years. Historically, though, it's been selective breeding.

    10. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Quixote · · Score: 1

      Who needs a 'processor manufacturing plant' when you have FPGAs ?

    11. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody needs a processor manufacturing plant in their garage, when their cellphone has more computing power than an entire university from 1980. Your game machine is better than their supercomputers.

    12. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Thing+1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah, whereas these days, anyone can have a processor manufacturing plant in their garage!

      Although I think you left off the sarcasm tag, I do agree with you:

      The people working on the RepRap project are currently working on the second generation 3D printer. The first generation prints in silicone. The second generation will print that as well as a conducting material, which has a melting point lower than the silicone; that way the silicone can be formed with grooves and channels, then the conducting material laid in them as traces to produce electronics.

      Sure, the initial results will be clunky and seem very old-tech, likely not even the equivalent of the 8086. However, as others mentioned, technology tends to become both cheaper and doable by smaller and smaller groups of people.

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    13. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FPGA's, dipshit. Anyone can have a processor manufacturing plant in their garage. In fact, if you really wanted to, you could build, in your garage, something that would beat all of the top 50 supercomputers from 1990. In short, you're a retard.

    14. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Jamie+Lokier · · Score: 1

      Ever tried fitting a decent size processor and its cache onto an FPGA with room left?

      Cheap available FPGAs have quite limited speed and logic capacity. I find they get interesting at around $500+ per chip, but then I like complex logic.

      FPGAs are awesome for some things. For some things, they are much faster than CPUs.

      But if you want to implement the equivalent of a modern CPU or GPU on one, forget it. If you want to make a mobile phone from scratch, forget it with FPGAs, aside from capacity/cost relationship, the power usage would also kill it.

      For those things a fantasy processor manufacturing plant would be nice :-)

    15. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      I think you left off the sarcasm tag

      I know that this thing is much needed on Slashdot because a lot of Slashdotters couldn't tell sarcasm if they had sarcasm right in their face telling them "we're totally not sarcasm", but really, it's an awful thing to do anyways. It's as if you had a special release of Blackadder for the sarcasm-impaired with an audiovisual signal everytime there's sarcasm.

      Oh and you're wrong. In case you haven't realised, over time it's cost Intel and the likes increasingly more money to make new processors. It's not getting cheaper, and in case you really have no clue about how these things are made, you need a level of air purity and stuff like that that could never be attained by anyone in their garage to make anything vaguely approaching a 286. You can make a very very basic CPU out of simple electronic components, but that's it.

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      You just got troll'd!
    16. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Hey arsewipe since when is buying a stock processor and programming it anything like making a chip? That's as if you called yourself a cook for preparing pot noodles, or considered yourself a programmer for typing "./configure && make".

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    17. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I fully believe that the RepRap chip design project will build in a casing and vacuum pump, "and stuff like that". But, still, keep convincing yourself that believing in the future is wrong -- you have a larger audience.

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    18. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Oh, so let's see, maybe some time in the distant and mysterious future there will be something that will allow for something to be done that currently cannot be done. Wow, what a mind opener! And the best thing is that you're completely missing the original point which is it's a few orders of magnitude more impossible to make a 2000s' CPU in a 2000s' garage than a 1960s' CPU in the 1960s.

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    19. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, your argument completely convinced me. I will now go hide under a rock and wait for the Rapture(TM). Thanks for your well-thought-out argument. Surely, you are a greater mind than I.

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    20. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I accept your apology.

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    21. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      See, now that time I left out the sarcasm tag, and it confused the reader. So your original statement that pointing that out ... ohwhatstheuse

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    22. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      lol, the joke's on you actually.

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    23. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes it is, because we all know that the person sitting there screaming "this can't and won't be done" is generally overtaken by the person doing it. But whatever, go ahead and have the last word, I'm done here. Nice luddite troll, you're right, the joke is on me.

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    24. Re:Disclaimer: IAAMB by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      No the joke is on you for whining that I failed to detect your sarcasm while you really failed to detect my sarcasm. As for the rest, yeah, right, it's all about as likely as someone building a moon launcher in their backyard.

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  18. Terrorism by nurb432 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It will soon be banned, much as anything else remotely scientific at home is in the process of becoming.

    Next, just having the knowledge will get you on a watched list.

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    1. Re:Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It will soon be banned, much as anything else remotely scientific at home is in the process of becoming.

      Next, just having the knowledge will get you on a watched list.

      Why is this modded troll? This is happening all over the US and in other places around the world!

      One only need to look at the decline in things like active ingredients in chemistry sets for an example.

    2. Re:Terrorism by NewbieProgrammerMan · · Score: 2

      How is the parent a troll? All it takes is for one politician or insufficiently otherwise occupied celebrity to figure out they can get attention by bringing this "disturbing trend" to light, and you've got the makings of a ban.

      Maybe it won't be labeled as terrorism, but it can be used to make people afraid, and that's bleeping golden for the kind of public figures that want attention.

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    3. Re:Terrorism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next, just having the knowledge will get you on a watched list.

      It's already happening that way. When I went to public school I was overheard telling someone about reading the Jolly Roger Cookbook (lock picking, home-made smoke bombs). The next day I was called into the office while they threatened to suspend me and interrupted my parents at work to tell them of my reading material.

  19. How long until by unity100 · · Score: 0, Troll

    some fool breeds a deadly unstoppable strain of a new virus/bacteria in his garage ?

    genetics is no I.T. computers cant harm people, websites cant kill people. you can confiscate computers, you can take down websites. genetics is no joke.

  20. thoughts from someone in the community by rritterson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Normally I have to preface my posts with "I am not a XXXX, but". However, in this case, I actually am a molecular biologist deeply involved in the synthetic biology community. Here are a few thoughts:

    First, the amount of ignorance regarding genetic engineering and it's facets (such as GMO food) is astounding. Anecdotally, I've heard that a significant fraction of British folks polled said they would prefer DNA-free food. (Think about it until you realize the ridiculousness). People typically imagine we are trying to create hybrid organisms or bizarre clone armies or something, when it reality, it's just mixing DNA that encodes for a series of proteins you would find useful in combination. To make glow in the dark yogurt that responds to melamine would be fairly simple if you had the right set of genes: a melamine sensor that, when bound to melamine, binds to a specific DNA sequence (a promoter) that drives expression of a fluorescent protein such as green fluorescent protein ("GFP", a widely used fluorescent marker derived from a jellyfish). It's not difficult, and it's not unsafe. The vast majority of DNA and proteins are degraded rapidly in your stomache, so they are safe to eat (toxins, parasites, and infectious agents excluded).

    Second, people underestimate how difficult it is to accomplish something genetically. Yes, the circuit logic above is fairly simple. Unlike electrical circuits, though, where you can control electron flow with wires there is no such spatial regulation of biological parts. It's very stochastic. One has to tune the concentrations such that the melamine sensor will strongly bind to DNA at the concentrations of melamine likely to be in food, without prematurely activating and freaking people out, while also avoiding being sued because it didn't activate when it should have and someone died. Once you get the sensor right, you have to then tune the promoter so that you get expression of GFP the same way-- no leaky expression causing permanently green yogurt, but enough expression when activated such that you can see it. I can build a simple circuit to drive GFP in the presence of melamine, but getting it commercially relevant is extremely difficult.

    Finally, and most importantly, the regulations of these types of technologies are, well, 2 steps from insane. There are no regulations on the transport of DNA encoding some severe toxin, to list one example. Take botulism toxin: the DNA encoding it is well known, and short enough that one could order it directly from a DNA synthesis company. From there you can use PCR to make as many copies of it as you need. Then, put it in your bacterium of choice, produce a whole bunch, and purify it out. That entire process could be done with someone with basic college level biology and about $5k. Anybody can find the botulism toxin DNA on, say, NBCI (run by the NIH) and get to work. And there are NO regulations on any of the steps required to produce it. A person with practical experience could do it much faster. I could produce enough to kill my entire university, starting from scratch, in about 2 weeks, give or take, maybe faster

    A second example is the definition of 'natural' when it comes to food. Any chemical produced in a flask, chemically, is considered artificial, even if it's molecularly identical to the natural flavor molecule. On the other hand, any synthetic flavor produced by bacteria in a vat is considered natural, as long as the sugar used to feed the bacteria is also natural. The food industry is spending billions trying to engineer bacteria to produce flavors in large quantities, because the average person will think 'all natural' means healthier or better for me.

    A third example involves regulation of the types of bacteria used to produce flavors: if I randomly mutagenize bacteria with UV light until I find one I like, that's considered safe, even though I probably have no idea what mutations I've actually made. On the other hand, if I go in and, with ultra-precision, make a single, target

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    1. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by rritterson · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sorry, the missing word at the end of my post was supposed to be a link to Synberc. I munged the HTML, even though I previewed my post.

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    2. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rritterson,

      If you ever decide to market something you've produced, you might do well to hire some PR people.

      After reading your post I feel that I am now much more inclined to avoid GMO foods and am doubly glad that the nearly insane regulations you ranted about are in place.

      I'm also mildly disturbed that you, personally, are in possession of the knowledge you claim to be in possession of.

    3. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Arterion · · Score: 1

      What about prions?

      I've read that some of the GMO foods we eat now were created by the "bombard and mutate" method you're describing, and that we really have no idea exactly what changes have been made. A lot of the changes are categorized as "junk dna", but who knows if it really does anything.

      Let me put on my tinfoil hat before Monsanto hits me with a brain control ray. :)

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    4. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevertheless, there are plenty of respected microbiologists who are just as cautious about genetic engineering (Carl Woese, for example).

    5. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 1

      Ryan:

      I've been considering doing a home GE experiment for some time now. Can I ask you a couple of questions about the difficulty level & maybe pick your brain on a couple of issues? 10 minutes tops.

      Drop me a line:

      GE (dot) 9 (dot) OkianWarrior (at) SpamGourmet (dot) com

    6. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      First of all, I'm, all for genetic engineering, if it's done ethically and safely. But your post does highlight some of the legit concerns people have.

      A third example involves regulation of the types of bacteria used to produce flavors: if I randomly mutagenize bacteria with UV light until I find one I like, that's considered safe, even though I probably have no idea what mutations I've actually made. On the other hand, if I go in and, with ultra-precision, make a single, targeted mutation, that's considered wildly unsafe and the FDA will throw a fit if I try to use it.

      But doesn't that ignore the fact that bacteria have probably been exposed to UV light for millions of years (even if it's at a lower dose, and not all the time), whereas your precision editing may be completely untested? It's this kind of focusing on the details which can lead to people overseeing potential problems in the real world.

    7. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by oook_in · · Score: 1

      But doesn't that ignore the fact that bacteria have probably been exposed to UV light for millions of years (even if it's at a lower dose, and not all the time)

      That's precisely the point. Low doses of UV are not going create lots of mutations. But if you hit a bacterium with lots of uv, you get so many mutations that when you select for some particular trait, you don't know what else you're getting with it.

      whereas your precision editing may be completely untested? It's this kind of focusing on the details which can lead to people overseeing potential problems in the real world.

      On the other hand, when you use the techniques of genetic engineering to insert or remove particular sequences of DNA, you know exactly which bits you're putting in. And also, these genetic chimeras are tested in the lab before they're used commercially or medicinally. (Any diabetics out here? You do know that the insulin you rely on is produced largely by a yeast that was genetically engineered, right?)

    8. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      But doesn't that ignore the fact that bacteria have probably been exposed to UV light for millions of years (even if it's at a lower dose, and not all the time)

      There's plenty of natural bacteria that I wouldn't want anywhere remotely near me.

      whereas your precision editing may be completely untested?

      Um, the whole point of doing it precisely means you can test it. What's easier, testing the results of a single mutation you specifically put there yourself, or testing the results of an unknown number of mutations you induced by throwing a switch and hoping for the best?

    9. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      There's plenty of natural bacteria that I wouldn't want anywhere remotely near me.

      That's besides the point. I'm talking about the stability of ecosystems here.

    10. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      That's precisely the point. Low doses of UV are not going create lots of mutations. But if you hit a bacterium with lots of uv, you get so many mutations that when you select for some particular trait, you don't know what else you're getting with it.

      And that's precisely an example of what I'm talking about. How do you know that the mutations caused by UV light are the same as mutations cause by some other way? And if they were different, how could you tell if they had a different effect on other things?

      On the other hand, when you use the techniques of genetic engineering to insert or remove particular sequences of DNA, you know exactly which bits you're putting in.

      But that ignores the context of where this thing will be. Simply because you know what you have created, that doesn't mean you will automatically know what effect it will have on other things, at least in something like biology at the moment, where there are still vast systems that we don't understand.

    11. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What, you think it's a good thing that UV-radiated wildly-mutated bacteria are being used to produce "natural" flavors, while carefully-engineered processes to produce only known chemicals are shunned as artificial?

      Because if you do, I don't know what to say to you, and if you don't, then you might want to go read his post again.

      Also, you should read the post again anyway - the first chunk of "insane regulations" he mentions are actually the [i]lack of regulations[/i]. So being glad that someone could, with $5k, produce enough botulism to kill his entire university . . .

      . . . well, you really need to read that over, carefully, and this time with your brain engaged.

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    12. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Sabriel · · Score: 1

      That's besides the point. I'm talking about the stability of ecosystems here.

      Er, what? Maybe I need to rephrase my reply.

      What's more likely to be bad for the ecosystem:
      (A) randomly mutating bacteria with UV to create an unknown set of mutations X containing what may or may not be desired mutation Y, but which is considered "close enough" to be approved for mass-manufacture without further FDA testing because the process was "natural", or
      (B) precision editing to create desired mutation Y, which the FDA will scream about because the process was "artificial".

    13. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, what he needs PR people for is to communicate with the people who read without engaging their brain.

    14. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by kripkenstein · · Score: 1

      To make glow in the dark yogurt that responds to melamine would be fairly simple if you had the right set of genes: a melamine sensor that, when bound to melamine, binds to a specific DNA sequence (a promoter) that drives expression of a fluorescent protein such as green fluorescent protein ("GFP", a widely used fluorescent marker derived from a jellyfish). It's not difficult, and it's not unsafe

      I think the question is, unsafe for *what*? Maybe a glow-in-the-dark yogurt would be edible, which is what you focus on. But consider for example a glow-in-the-dark weed. Perhaps by some fluke this weed will survive better than other common weeds, e.g. because some parasite is turned off by the glowing. We might end up with our entire environment full of these glowing weeds, instead of our normal ones. This might end up good, or bad, for insects/pets/etc., and at the least will be somewhat disconcerting.

      If this sort of thing does ever become so easy that people can do it in their garages, we'll eventually have problems like these, I suspect.

    15. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      First of all, I'm, all for genetic engineering, if it's done ethically and safely.

      Sure, who's version of right and wrong in conduct are we going to use?.

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    16. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Tiger4 · · Score: 1

      I've always felt the real test of GMO food is the real world test.

      Put the engineered organisms in controlled real world trial and compare the the 3rd and fourth generations to their "natural" counterparts for abnormalities. This is especially true for meat and animal products. I don't doubt the experts can produce the good effects they claim. What I want to avoid is unintended side effects that take years to show up, and have meanwhile loaded potential time bombs into millions of people.

      I'm thinking about Mad Cow type prions, but anything of that nature will serve as well ("Bird Flu: The Mutant", anyone?). Lets see if that crap blooms out unexpectedly or breeds true BEFORE we go into mass production.

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    17. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. This is the sort of post I come to /. for.

      In defence of programmers mucking with DNA I would like to point to what reverse enigneering hobbyists are doing with electronics and DRM. RE people hack the most complex defences that the industry comes up with and makes the devices they use so simple that I could crack my neigbours wireless encryption within a day of putting my mind to it.

      Hobbyists are free from the academic/industry shackles and prone to lateral thinking. While you advocate fine-tuning, a reverse engineer will skip this idea as still-born, look at how nature does it, and hack the pieces together. Once more people get on the bandwagon a 'toolbox' of methods is established by trial and error and the learning curve for the newcommer becomes less and less steep. Bloated, self-important publications get replaced with simple instructions and unfettered creativity is let free.

      With these newfangled Lab-on-a-chip and MEMS devices reaching maturity, now really is the time when hackers begin playing with DNA.

    18. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that botox is created by bacteria found in common meat. And that letting the meat rot at certain temperature, humidity etc. is able to produce botulotoxin by less scientific and more home-brew-booze style. By practicaly anyone. As I recall ETA and IRA have been convinced in the early 90 of botox creation. I may be wrong and would like to be corrected. I am a lousy CS inpert(opposite of expert :D) and not a biologist in any way. :)

    19. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      The thing about precise editing is that it's like software -- you can be very precise indeed, but that still doesn't mean it won't affect the system in an unexpected way. From what I've read, exposing bacteria to UV light is more like an accelerated form of what's already going on. Of course, I don't really have the answer here, I'm just using it as an example of critical thinking. I'm sure many genetic engineers are responsible, but given our past record, and our current way, I'm still concerned about those that are too eager to move forward at the expense of doing things responsibly.

    20. Re:thoughts from someone in the community by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Well, that's another part of the problem, isn't it?

  21. wanna be gods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah... we all wanna be garage gods, dont we?

  22. Sorry to spoil the fun, by sega01 · · Score: 1

    but you should really take a look at "The World According to Monsanto". Hopefully these garage startups won't create the next I Am Legend :-).

  23. Obligatory quote... by Vexler · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Pris: Must get lonely here J. F.

    Sebastian: Mmm... Not really. I make friends. They're toys. My friends are toys. I make them. It's a hobby. I'm a genetic designer. Do you know what that is?

    Pris: No.

    Sebastian: Yoo-hoo, home again.

    Toys: Home again, home again, jiggity jig. Good evening J. F.

  24. I think that was a plot of B sci-fi movie? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I think that was a plot of B sci-fi movie?

  25. Re:Is this lethal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subject: Is this lethal?

    There, fixed that for you. ;)

  26. Genetic Engineer a chicken with an octopus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drumsticks for everyone!

  27. This is future by camcorder · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm not doing my research on my garage but at a university lab, however there's nothing prevent people doing similar research at their basements apart from cost of equipment of gene engineering. It is very similar to working with software, and I believe a good reverse engineer for software can be a good gene engineer as well.

    Currently GMO seed and micro organism producers try to put 'copy protection' for their products which prevent breeding new products out of theirs. This is very similar to what software vendors trying to achieve. But as in what current cracking scene doing, in future we'll see 'garage engineers' which would 'crack' those reproduce (read: copy) protections and release reproducible cDNAs.

    In past computers were very expensive so it was almost impossible for those hobbiests to work on software. After cost of this equipment diminished and people started to be able to afford them we started to see this kind of activity effectively. For biotech we need similar thing as well and it's very possible that we'll see it. Improving PCR equipments and be able to buy them with an affordable price and also cheapers chemicals and enzymes can easily make this kind of biohacks ubiquitous in future.

  28. marajumatos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Simple: THC in tomatoes. Might mix things up a bit.

  29. I am going to place an order by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    Here is my order for an Open Source Genetic engineering project:

    Kudzu incorporating cannabis genes for buzz, strawberry genes and tomato genes for food value.

    That, when released ,would fix many of the worlds problems.

    Yeah, I like all three. Peach genes would be nice too.

  30. WTF?!?! No clone armies?!?!?!? by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    Well SCREW THAT!!!

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  31. Penicillin by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    Not exactly genetic engineering, but a couple years ago I started growing mold. Seriously. It started out accidentally as some mold in a carafe of coffee left for a few days. After reading up on it, I then was able to get some molds to grow on some lemon peels and on lemon juice. I didn't learn a whole bunch, but it was actually a lot of fun checking each day to see what had sprouted. Once it "sprouts" the mold catches pretty quickly.

    What I find fascinating about garage science is that it allows complete laymen like me to try out what real scientists are doing. I feel the same way as when I got a unix prompt on my PC and was able to run a compiler to run some Newton-Rhapson solvers from my college texts. Back in college it required scheduling an hour in the lab to input and then run your programs. Now those tools are available whenever I want...

  32. Yay! Chicks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Given that biology is a branch of science that girls are more likely to do, perhaps all the lonely nerds should ditch the programming and become biohackers?

  33. Safety controls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the 'safety control' of throwing a project in the garbage?

    Think of it this way: If Giant InterCorp tries to make a vaccine and find a way to wipe out everyone with genetic heritage X, they won't throw it away--they'll just apply for "black budget" funding where their researchers will quietly send reports to a small office in Langley, Va.

    There's at least a 50-50 chance that the "garage band" researcher will look at his creation and throw the whole thing in the incinerator.

  34. Read Cyberpunk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one here who already read this story in a cyberpunk novel? I think it was a (short) story by Bruce Sterling... Man i wish i had vision like that (+20 20 years)

  35. Stoners do Genetic Engineering all the Time... by Khyber · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've created a few new strains of plants. I have a near-blue catnip that took four generations to produce reliably. I've got thai peppers smaller than your pinky fingernail that'll bite your ass off, took ten generations to get that down. Haven't tried pot, yet, but since I have my medical script and card for it I just might try making my own strain of cannabis. Will probably take twenty generations for that, though.

    Amateurs have been doing GE for a long time,e specially the stoners.

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  36. No, big, bad-ass pandas from hell ... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    I'd like to breed these critters, the size of SUVs, dress them up in Santa suits, get them liquored up, and teach them to yell, "Ho, ho, fucking ho."

    Rampage in Christchurch, New Zealand follows.

    How come ThinkGeek aren't offering an "Amateur Genetic Engineering At Home kit?"

    Must be them "Homeland Security" bastards, again.

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  37. Proper disposal? by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    What precautions and regulations would these so called garage hackers take when disposing of such experiments? Sure one could say that the garage computer hackers of the 70s, took all the solder and buried it in the backyard or through it in the trash. But what is the potential of the environmental impact of a couple of circuit boards going in a landfill versus someone pouring down some modified bacteria? Also, don't forget in the 70s we were pitching TVs into the garbage.

    Before you go off the handle, go do some research on "invasive species" that are occupying and dominating areas like the Florida everglades. Foreign Fish and Eels are ending up in the everglades because people are dumping their home aquariums into the local streams http://sofia.usgs.gov/publications/fs/swampeel/

    Btw, dumping aquariums aren't the only issue, this type of issue extends to how people dispose of Prescription Medicines http://www.medicationdisposal.utah.gov/

  38. The Future Doesn't Need Us by misanthrope101 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Just like Bill Joy wrote in Wired ever so long ago. I have thar article printed out here somewhere, and I force it on everyone who will read it. I really think biotech will kill us all, or at least enough of us where the distinction is academic. I'm not worried about nuclear winter, or overcrowding, but the dang microbes. All it takes is one pissed-off bacterium or virus, and we get Stephen King's The Stand. No, I'm not a microbiologist, so I can't tell you, using the correct terminology, why we're all doomed, but I can't help but think that tinkering with life is bad. It might be an accident, but there are also quite a few well-heeled doomsday cults on the planet. Couple that with normal evil and quasi-evil government biowar research, and this freelance crap isn't going to help the situation. We're just too convinced that nothing bad can happen to little old us. The bacteria will win, I tell you.

    1. Re:The Future Doesn't Need Us by speedtux · · Score: 1

      Tinkering with life actually isn't intrinsically bad: genetic engineering can be done safely. You get problems only when the biological equivalent of script kiddies start tinkering with biology. That may be unavoidable, but it's unavoidable for sociological reasons, it's not a problem with the technology itself.

      As for Bill Joy, he is right that genetic engineering is dangerous, but he gets just about everything else wrong. I suppose the fact that people with no qualifications like Bill Joy speak as experts in this area is itself an indication of the problem.

    2. Re:The Future Doesn't Need Us by felixdzerzhinsky · · Score: 1

      I suspect you are right. See John Robb's stuff about "Super Empowered Individuals" http://globalguerrillas.typepad.com/globalguerrillas/2007/01/catastrophic_su.html

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    3. Re:The Future Doesn't Need Us by shish · · Score: 1

      Humans are at the top of the food chain because we won at the "survival of the fittest" game; if something can knock us off the top spot, maybe it deserves it? And if we can find a way to make ourselves immune to biological attacks, then that just puts us in a better position when the aliens invade :-)

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    4. Re:The Future Doesn't Need Us by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      Few things are intrinsically bad. Yes, it can be done safely, but if anyone could build a hydrogen bomb in their garage with off-the-shelf parts, we would recognize this as a danger. The more common, cheap, and accessible genetic tinkering gets, the more script kiddies you will have, and the higher the probability of something bad happening. If anyone can do it on the cheap, doomsday cults will start looking into it. Will they do so in a half-witted, incompetent manner? Yes, just as they have with nerve agents and explosives. But nerve agents and explosives are not biological creatures that go on to reproduce and evolve.

      Joy's article was not supposed to be a PhD thesis in the subjects involved. It was published in a layman's magazine as food for thought. His musings on robotics left me cold, but as far as the nanotechnology angle, K. Eric Drexler also wrote about the "gray goo" problem in Engines of Creation some time earlier. Joy isn't (or wasn't in that article) a hair-on-fire radical. The idea that our technology could spell the end of us is not a new subject. I'm not saying we should ban the technology and bury our heads in the sand, only that we could kill ourselves in the process of discovery. That intelligence might be a self-limiting phenomenon is also not a new idea.

    5. Re:The Future Doesn't Need Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it a little odd that misanthrope101 is worrying about what happens to humanity...

  39. Uh, by Pictish+Prince · · Score: 1

    IANAMB but squid don't glow. Perhaps you were thinking of jellyfish or diatoms.

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    1. Re:Uh, by cusco · · Score: 1
      There are literally scores of different bioluminescent species of squid.

      "http://www.bio.davidson.edu/people/midorcas/animalphysiology/websites/2005/Plekon/bioluminescence.htm"

      Bioluminescence is a fairly common characteristic among squid and cuttlefish. In fact, 63 out of the 100 genres contain species with this capability. Light production in cephalopods can be either autogenic, produced intrinsically by the organism itself, or bacteriogenic, produced extrinsically by bacterial symbionts.

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  40. This goes against what they teach you in college. by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    In a university they'll tell you that there is no such thing as a mad scientist because one rogue scientist can't use the wealth of knowledge that a group has. It sounds reasonable, but will that hold up over time? When more and more knowledge gets fed onto the net, and technology goes down in cost(lab materials), won't the barrier to entry of mad scientist get broken down? So maybe the mad scientist isn't far away... especially when there are benefits to going against what some laws prevent.

  41. Discovery Channel "DNA Explorer" Kit by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

    One of Wired's Tools 2K3 list entries was for a DNA Explorer Kit that was sold by the Discovery Channel. It included the equipment and materials for several DNA sequencing experiments. Equipment included a centrifuge and a gel electrophoresis chamber. You can still find these kits for sale on ebay.

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  42. this is a really bad idea by speedtux · · Score: 1

    Most genetic engineering done for research purposes really is harmless and people used to be way too careful.

    But people can really mess up. One of the most common bacteria in genetic engineering, E. coli, grows in the intestines of every human being. If you add the wrong genes to it, you have a potent pathogen. Viruses are even worse.

    Maybe the solution to the Fermi paradox ("where are they?") is that all civilizations kill themselves by homegrown genetic engineering.

    1. Re:this is a really bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Maybe the solution to the Fermi paradox ("where are they?") is that all civilizations kill themselves by homegrown genetic engineering.

      But evidence for their existence would not die. Our radio transmissions and pioneer probes are out there even if we go extinct.

  43. Actually, chips CAN be built in a garage, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    While it's not (yet) possible to run a chip fab out of a garage, we can get very close. We can get so close that the difference is neither relevant nor apparent to the end user.

    FPGAs are fast and getting faster all the time. Using FPGAs, a great many microprocessors have been effectively designed in a bedrooms, basements, and garages.

    While this isn't building the physical chip in a garage, so what? A FPGA is just a commodity piece of equipment, the developers add all of the functionality, thus all of the value. It's very little different from any company that buys raw materials and turns them into finished goods steel for cars, wood for furniture.

    When an FPGA is built into a finished device, the end user may never know the difference.

    1. Re:Actually, chips CAN be built in a garage, by 4D6963 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, so in other words it's nothing like making a chip, just programming one. Anyone can indeed do that in their garage...

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  44. Expensive equipment is NOT a barrier to entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While equipment cost can be a barrier in a nascent industry, molecular biology isn't that industry.

     
    By your admission, it takes a few hundred thousand dollars worth of equipment to achieve the described goal. The real question should be; would it have been possible to accomplish that goal with the equipment of ten years ago?

     
    If the answer is yes (and I'm pretty sure it is), then that ten year old (expensive at the time) equipment is certainly within reach of many garage labs.

     
    Efficiencies in sequencing other areas have been accelerating at an astonishing pace. What's the true value of ten year old, 'million dollar" machine, when new, cheaper machines with efficiencies HUNDREDS of times greater hit the market?

     
    Scrap value, that's what. Or in this case, garage lab prices. The garage labs just have to beat the scrap merchants to the haul. In a perfect world, higher prices could be had. In our world, labs are often more concerned about their limited floor space than the few bucks they'll get for a ten year old machine.

     
    If it could be done with 1998 equipment, it can probably be done in a garage lab, today. Assuming of course that the researcher has the skills.

  45. DEA could go nutz by domatic · · Score: 1

    I always liked the idea of putting the genes for THC into common lawn grass. It'd give a whole new meaning to "smoking grass". Since we're being completely irresponsible here, put it into all sorts of common plants and weeds for that matter. Drug enforcers would go completely insane.

  46. What We Need in Colombia is by Moe1975 · · Score: 1

    (in uber layman terms as I know next to nothing about the subject)

    basically an organism that feeds on coca plants (coca as in the plant that ultimately gives the world CRACK) thereby unleashing a disease that would eradicate most of the plants . . . seriously, I wish to GOD someone would either create it, or that it would happen naturally (although I doubt that)

    A microorganism that feeds on plants with a high alkaloid content.

    That would do so much for the world - and for me too! the neo-fascist caudillo government down here is FUELED by dope money (and 700 million hard earned US taxpayer dollars per year that the bush admin has been giving them)

    sigh

    I would die a happy man.

    Ah, a man can at least dream . . .

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    1. Re:What We Need in Colombia is by Siridar · · Score: 1

      Ah, so what you're saying is, we should introduce a species that eats something that we don't want?

      Come to Queensland sometime during the summer, i'll introduce you to the cane toad...

    2. Re:What We Need in Colombia is by Moe1975 · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean. Thing is:

      A. Many, many people down here DO want the coca plants. How else can someone not ever have to work or study, and drive a BMW?

      B. The possible environmental damage is not likely to be as bad for the environment as the coca plantations and labs already are.

      C. The possible environmental damage is not likely to be as bad for the population here as the drug trade is. We are talking tens of thousands of homicides a year. Just here. Now take a look at Mexico. Then look at the crack cocaine ghettos in the US. Then the crack cocaine ghettos in the rest of the world . . . I wouldn't be surprised if you have one or several (even at a smaller scale) in your own country.

      Everything that has been tried so far has obviously failed. There is a cocaine vaccine in the works from what I have read. I think that eradicating the crops once and for all would be a more optimal solution, and what has been done in that regard thus far (spraying and manual eradication) has failed.

      Someone has to do something.

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    3. Re:What We Need in Colombia is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sso instead of getting rid of ridiculous drug policy responsible for most of what you stated you want to release a destructive bacterium into the wild? Do you happen to work for congress ?

    4. Re:What We Need in Colombia is by Moe1975 · · Score: 1

      No, I don't work for the man.

      I fully agree that removing drug prohibition would solve the problem, gosh, I WISH they would, I really do, but as we all know, that is not likely to happen. They are already spraying with Glyphosate down here, which is a rather destructive compound and is NOT working (not so much due to the compound's effectiveness, but to the fact that they have been unable to spray every single field at once) . . . spraying with the organism I dream of is only a step up from that, and it is likely to work, as it would propagate itself . . .

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  47. why not be a professional? by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    I ask this of all garage enthusiasts:

    If you find something you're good at, that is useful and potentially lucrative, why keep it a hobby? Why be an amateur biologist or physicist, when you can be a professional? It's not that hard, and someone else will buy all the equipment for you.

    There's a high school teacher in my area who is into nanotechnology. Rather than try and get together the $1 million equipment necessary to do nanotech research himself, he contacted a university physicist and arraigned to work in his lab during summers. If he wanted to, he could eventually leave his teaching job and be a full time researcher. Why don't more hobbyists do that kind of thing, even if it's just to learn the techniques and go start a company? What do you think the Google guys were doing at Stanford before they started Google?

    1. Re:why not be a professional? by BitHive · · Score: 1

      Young Republicans want to be John Galt.

  48. And the result of this amateur effort... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    The result is called your average voter.

    Maybe even a multiple voter, in Chicago.

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  49. However... by Sparky+McGruff · · Score: 1

    Looking at the NCBI database of DNA sequences and publications, there's a fair amount of research into the synthetic pathway that has been done. There's even a study that analyzes the DNA polymorphisms in the strains that produce THC versus the ones that don't. There might not be quite the info to produce the magic oranges, but there's more material towards that end than I would have thought.

  50. I'm interested in this stuff by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    Not now per se.. but give it 5 years. Around then there will be enough biobricks to make this more like programming than electronics. I also expect that, by then, you'll be able to do your design work entirely in silico, and send the compiled DNA sequences (at most a few plasmids) off to a lab to be synthesized, implanted into a specified bacterium, cloned, mailed to you - and for a cost that is affordable to hackers. Note that this is almost already here. Mr Gene will send you whatever DNA sequence you want for pretty cheap prices ($0.49/bp) but that needs to go down a whole lot more and they need to send the entire organism, not just the DNA they extract for you. Most their current customers don't want the whole organism, so they don't currently offer it, but I expect that could change as easily as getting the necessary paperwork done.

    What kind of stuff can you make? Depends how creative you are. This year's iGEM Jamboree produced some amazing stuff.. and most every one of these projects had to make a new biobrick.. and that's the time consuming part, and cuts into the limited amount of time they had to get their entry in. If you're doing this in 5 years time it'll be hard to come up with a new biobrick that does something that hasn't been done. Instead, people will be working on reusable systems of biobricks.

    This will all explode faster than computing technology ever did, because we're talking about machines that can manipulate the physical world here. If there's a single industry, 10 years from now, that doesn't include some kind of engineered biology then it'll be for a very good reason.. hopefully not legislative :)

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  51. anarchy by gravisan · · Score: 1

    This reminded me of an anarchy cookbook/manual I was reading at one time. One of the methods was biological warfare, where you would start off with a brew of relatively harmless bacteria and then start introducing anti-disinfectants to weed out the bacteria that were the strongest and then grow those - one would repeat this process until they were confident enough that when another person (possibly an enemy) when exposed would become either severely ill or die as a result.

  52. the house of the dead... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    happens @home

  53. If Dr Frankenstein can do it in his castle by KozmoKramer · · Score: 1

    If Dr Frankenstein (FRAUN-KEN-STEEN) can do it in his castle, anyone can do it!

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  54. misleading title by eltaco · · Score: 1

    again, a very misleading title. this time I was expecting porn.
    amateurs doing something so kinky it changes their dna.

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    there be no shelter here, the frontline is everywhere!
  55. Yeah, amateur Genetic Experiment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to save the planet, we need to breed a Superhuman race. That is what i told her to get laid.

  56. Garage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whaaa?? Apple & Google were invented in the Garage? Without government handouts? I thought science couldn't progress (i.e. Stem Cell research) without government giveaways (I mean "grants").

    How can anything have or ever have happened without your good friends in the government?

  57. the idiot who modded the above troll by unity100 · · Score: 1

    explain your decision.

    is there a christmas sale with mod points ?

  58. What could possibly go wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As concerned as I am about terrorist, that's nothing compared to organized crime. All you have to do is look at malware to figure out where this is going. Some enterprising thug will create a very damaging bug and then offer to sell you the antidote. It doesn't have to be for people either. They could threaten our food supply also. And of course what happens when nature takes it's course and the little bug evolves around the antidote.

    What could possibly go wrong.

  59. OMG MINI PANDAS by memysabu · · Score: 1
    I love it, Id buy one =)

    I think you would need special incubators etc...

    And a female egg to put the DNA in.

  60. I live in the UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so I can't afford a garage, you insensitive clod!

  61. Grey Goo! by kwilliam · · Score: 0

    "We should try to make science more sexy and more fun and more like a game." In context, I think that's the scariest quote I've heard all year. Somebody notify the SciFi channel: all those movies where a killer zombie (or vampire) virus is created by the government or a university lab? Nope, it was made in somebody's garage in LA.

  62. I do this, too by cadeon · · Score: 1

    Every time EA lets me play SPORE

  63. Opps by Leithauser · · Score: 1

    I can remember as a kid playing around randomly with my chemistry set. Is this how the world ends, not with a bang nor a whimper, but with some kid saying, "Gee, I wonder what happens if I cross flesh eating bacteria with dandelion pollen"?

  64. Garage Credibility is a subgroup... by A+New+Normalcy · · Score: 1

    ... of the automotive analogy.

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  65. Danger - Duh by kenp2002 · · Score: 1

    The problem is "The Law of Unintended Consequences" is accellerated with human mobility.

    A virus for example:

    If 1 in 100,000,000,000 viruses mutates
    and 1 in 100,000,000,000 of those are dangerous
    and 1 in 100,000,000,000 of those dangerous results is infectious\communicable
    and 1 in 100,000,000,000 of those can thrive long enough to infect

    Then every 14 seconds on Earth a new way to die emerges (This is an old quote from a text book I had back in highschool). The fact it can't get anywhere usually means it dies out nearly immediately. That's nature. Now we add in human tinkering and the issue emerges that quickly an accident can get into the highly mobile human population.

    Epp...

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