Wii Game Devs Testing Waters With Less-Casual Games
MTV's Multiplayer Blog has a pair of interviews with Wii game developers about how they're struggling to reach a more hardcore gaming audience. Jordan Itkowitz, lead designer for Deadly Creatures, wants to stay away from designing a typical collection of mini-games, saying, "The trick is to get those new players to step outside that easy comfort zone and try some genres and experiences that, while accessible and familiar to gamers, are still a bit foreign to anyone who's new to the culture." Dan Borth of Red Fly Studio is skeptical of the viability of hardcore games without relying on Nintendo and other major companies to "put a valiant effort in properly supporting developers to create great games."
If I was a nigger, I could drive a Cadillac with class
My pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and I could sit on my big black ass
Now you take a nigger, he aint nobody's fool
He doesn't buy any gasoline, to drive his kids to school
Our government has gone crazy, I'd change things if I could
If I was only a nigger, I could afford to live in a white neighborhood
Oh the things that I could do, if i was black and Hell-bent
I could send my kids to college, and it wouldn't cost me one damn cent
The wife and I were down on our luck, we were really getting uptight
They said at the welfare office, "You aint black, you're white."
Oh how I've tried to get a job, a diploma I had with pride
The post office man laughed, and said "You're not dark enough to even qualify"
I took a civil service exam, and passed it without shame
A nigger took one next to me, he couldnt even write his own name
The nigger, he got the job, now he's government top brass
He couldn't qualify for a trash truck, while I'm out on the street on my ass
If I was a Jesse Jackson, I'd be nobody's slob
Wearing $500.00 dollar suits, that nigger hasn't even got a job
If I was Barack Obama, I could sit back and relax
And when sworn in as President, I could paint The White House black
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If I was a jig-a-boo, I could find me my roots
With a afro big as a watermelon, and a pair of white disco boots
If I was only dark complected, I could stand tall in this life
I could live high off the hog, just me and my white wife
Things used to be segregated, but things are a little off-key
I've never seen a white man as head of the NAACP
It aint that I don't like a nigger, if I've rubbed you wrong by chance
Take a look at that mistletoe hanging on the seat of my pants
If I was a kinky top, I could be a Martin Luther King
I'd have me a vision on a mountain top, my song the whole world would sing
I could have me a peace march on the streets of Memphis, Tennessee
I could tear up the whole damn city, and the police wouldn't dare stop me
A lot of things in life I know, but one thing I cant figure
Why a nigger can call me a honkey and I cant call a nigger, a nigger
If I was a jungle bunny, I could ring a golden bell
I could be a Mohammed Ali, and be loved by Howard Cosell
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If I was a golliwogg, 7 foot tall and lean,
I could be a famous player on the Washington basketball team
If I was only chocolate brown, I could have me some turnip greens
A possum fat and watermelon, chitlens and a pot of butter beans
Now when Martin Luther King was buried in Washington with class
They put him face down in his box, so the politicians could kiss his ass
I guess its just politics, but it sure gets my goat
Kiss assing with a nigger, just so you could get his vote
If i was only a burr-head, I'd live high on the hill
Selling cocaine and prostitutes, and popping all kinds of pills
Now take the NAACP, they can march and raise all kinds of hell
Let the KKK start to move, and they'll all wind up in jail
I dreamed my life was over, I heard Saint Peter say,
"Today we're taken only niggers, you've gotta go the other way"
Then I heard the Devil, he said "I heard what Peter had to say
But I'm sorry to tell you son, Today in Hell is Nigger Day."
Damn, don't you wish you were a nigger?
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How a life can change in an instant. Everything one thought and believed can be shattered on the rocks of an uncharted coast of a new experience. Here I was, a happy English teacher, twenty-five years old with a lovely wife and a five-year old daughter. I was teaching in a good urban school, considered something of a boy-genius by my colleagues, respected by parents, and loved by most of my students. And then one fateful day, everything changed because of Jesse Coulter.
It was right after school, and I was seated at my desk correcting some papers when I noticed his lanky sixteen year old form standing before me. Jesse and I had not gotten along, did not get along well at all. That's because he was a very lazy teenage boy. He got through high school thus far on his basketball skills, and most other teachers seemed to turn a blind eye on the fact that he was charming them with his skill on the court and his million dollar smile. He didn't like English Class. I guess it clashed with his "street jargon."
Hell, he didn't like schoolwork of any kind. What he did like was fucking every girl he could get his large black hands on. And from what I heard around school, it wasn't just large black hands that won the young white girls over. Talk was he was endowed like a horse.
I mean, I knew several teachers who visited the boys' locker room just to verify the rumor. These were straight teachers. And the report they gave was that the rumor was correct. The handsome black boy got on well with other students, but they all treated him with some kind of special respect, like he was untouchable, above them in some way. In the lunch room for example, when he came to a table, other kids would move aside, or even leave if he told them to.
Now, handsome, black, Jesse Coulter stood before my desk. He should have been playing basketball, and I was the reason he wasn't.
"You get me benched?" He asked with a thick, husky, masculine voice.
"No Jesse, you got yourself benched. You didn't hand in the last two homework assignments, and you failed the last three tests."
He stood up talker, straightening his shoulders which usually slouched. "I been busy."
I looked uip at him. He was handsome, I had to say that for him. So dark with flashing teeth.
"Too busy to do your schoolwork? Then maybe you need a break from basketball."
"You know the school never go for that. I the star of the school."
"Not this week. Not until you get those assignments in and do better on the check tests."
"Fuck that."
I snapped up. I could feel the heat of anger rising from my reddening face.
"Don't you speak that way to me!"
Suddenly I was standing in front of him. I could smell his musk. He was about my height, but only sixteen. His strong face had an arrogance about it that was intimidating.
"Look, teach, how the fuck can I take time out to study, when I got to play basketball and fuck half the white pussy in the school?"
I was speechless. I just stood there.
"An, then there's all them female teachers in the school like Miss Mortenson who need my big black dick. And all them faggot teachers too."
"That is enough. I want you out of here and down to the office. Now!"
His eyes burned cold, the white around the cornea clear and ivory.
"Listen, Asswipe. You think I gonna let one cocksucking teacher fuck up my position here at the school? Shit, I already offered two scholarships to good colleges, and I only a sophomore. You the one who is gonna get on board here and learn some respect for a black star like me!"
And with that, he slapped me. He drew back one large black hand and slapped my face, hard. My head spun. I had never experienced anything like it in my life. I grant you, I am not a very physical person, although I do swim at the gym to keep a fairly good body. I am not into sports, and prefer Faulkner to Football. And this teenage black boy had just slapped me. I reached out to gra
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Yes, a lot of Wiis sold to casual gamers. But do they really think hardcore gamers didn't purchase a Wii? Of course they did, to sit next to their 360. They would buy a decent game no matter what console it's for.
There is massive untapped potential for the Wii. I know the graphics are less powerful, but the Wiimote still lends itself to 1st person shooters better than any gamepad. Resident Evil proved that. And the Wii is the only console that a RTS (like Starcraft) would even be possible to be played on. Keep in mind, development costs on a AAA title for the Wii are half or less what they would be on a 360 or PS3.
Please, just make some games for it. Please.
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3) delete the accounts of all editors and readers who mainly posted in those sections
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5) news for nerds, stuff that matters
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You see that? Even sites where one can post random bullshit have become more popular than this fucking place...
you whore this place out to sensation, plugs and bullshit...
Even the GNAA doesn't seem to post here anymore...
That's because the classic and always-amusing GNAA press releases get caught by the lameness filter now. Which is a damn shame, they were always a good read.
I'll go one further:
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You underestimate the popularity of random bullshit. It attracts vast numbers of people. Of course few of them have anything worthwhile to say desu desu desu desu desu. I can has cheezburger?
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Admittedly, it's been a decade since I had anything to do with the games industry, but I'm seriously drawing blanks there. Why would they cost less? Coding support for a mouse or gamepad isn't half the cost of any game I know of, so how's the wiimote going to cut half the costs?
Or are you just comparing the cost of doing a silly (if fun) minigame on the Wii to, say, a complex RPG on other consoles, and extrapolate from there? I mean, seriously, half the games on the Wii seem to be of the calibre of Link's Crossbow Training or similar complexity. Again, I'm not picking on the fun factor, just the complexity there. Other games have something like that as just one of the many minigames, or as just one of the many things you have to do.
I don't think the costs of writing a good story and scripting it are going to get any lower, just because it's on a Nintendo console, for example.
And considering how many games these days are cross-platform, or at least try to look as good as the competitive offerings on other platforms, I don't think Wii's crappier hardware is going to be much of a cost-saver for most devs. In practice, you'd end up having to redo the graphics or level or do perverse swapping tricks to fit (some of) them into its tiny memory. Either of those means actally extra development costs. Again, don't extrapolate what's needed for a minigame to mean you'd need the same pittance of graphics for a more complex game.
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The Wii has sold 46 million consoles. How many of those do you need to sell to in order to make a profitable "hardcore" game? Not that many...
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Keep in mind, development costs on a AAA title for the Wii are half or less what they would be on a 360 or PS3.
Admittedly, it's been a decade since I had anything to do with the games industry, but I'm seriously drawing blanks there. Why would they cost less? Coding support for a mouse or gamepad isn't half the cost of any game I know of, so how's the wiimote going to cut half the costs?
Because Wii uses 480p video, artists can get away with less detailed meshes and textures than Xbox 360.
In practice, you'd end up having to redo the graphics
For a title that isn't going anywhere other than Wii, PS2, PSP, and PC with Intel GMA, you just "do" the graphics at low detail in the first place.
That's because the classic and always-amusing GNAA press releases get caught by the lameness filter now. Which is a damn shame, they were always a good read.
I'll second that, now all we get are lame, unfunny racist trolls.
Yeah. Would you choose a neurosurgeon who pokes around people's brains in his spare time? I wouldn't.
I think the Wii has a huge untapped potential for x-rated adult games with special "attachments". Why are we not seeing these materialize?
There are lots of in-depth Wii games. Just not a whole lot of shooters (Res Evil, Metroid, Ghost Squad, etc.) But given that the Wii is the number one selling console worldwide, I'm sure that will change. Can't wait for "Animal Crossing - The Revenge"
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Have you watched TV lately it seems like XBox and to a lesser extent Playstation are trying to get the casual/family gamers. Haven't you seen the XBox commercial were you watch a person playing a game all in a sudden gets a stroke and it spins around to the back of their head and you see them doing what they were doing before with a Dad or Mom or something. Then saying all the family games they have (like 2) just to try to get to the Casual Gamer/Family market and compete with the Wii.
I personally don't care for Hard Core games because they usually get boring after a while. Games like Mario Cart you can always strive to get better at it.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Nintendo Wii? Oh you mean that thing I pick up once or twice a year when I'm having parties...
From what I understand there's a couple of games that try something like this and the combat was described as boring and uninspired.
Fanatically anti-fanatical
I've noticed that every game I've seen advertised for the 360 lately has been cross platform. It's usually rock band or something similar in those commercials.
Fanatically anti-fanatical
I played Resident Evil 4 (Wii Edition). I played Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. I played Metroid Prime 3 and Super Mario Galaxy. I'd have played Okami if I hadn't finished it on the PS2. I played Bully: Scholarship Edition.
Then at some point, it seems the industry decided to stop trying. I haven't seen a new Wii game that appeals to me in months. It's all casual games and shovelware. So I've mostly been focused on the PS3.
But give me another Resident Evil or Metroid Prime on the Wii and I'm in. Or how about some RPGs?
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I'm a former hardcore gamer who has been steadily employed, and just not interested in any game system since the SNES. I bought my brother a Wii for Christmas and we spent a LOT of time playing it.
My initial review- WOW this is AWESOME. I'm ready to wear a full body suit and play games that give a more immersive experience.
We got a Wii Fit along with some steering wheels, guns, nunchucks, the whole shebang. I wish there were more games that implemented the Wii Fit along with two controllers / or 1 controller and the nunchuck.
I love video games but the downside is you're basically sitting on your butt all day. The Wii gave me a heck of a workout and it was FUN. I'm normally a clean freak but I didn't mind breaking a sweat playing on games for 4+ hours straight. I'm DYING for some serious games for the Wii that really put you in the game. I also want more games that recognize the specific angle at which you're holding a sword or shield, rather than just raising your arm to trigger a swing.
I'm surprised anyone doubts this kind of gaming experience.. In my opinion it seems like the holy grail of gaming.
lets not develop for the most popular console in the way people bought them for.
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I bought Star Wars Unleashed for my 15 year old son. It sure feels like a hardcore game to me. I know it isn't on the far end of the hardcore scale.
Metroid Prime 3 is pretty hardcore too. The only thing lacking is gore and zombies.
"No matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Banzai
The problem I have with the wii currently is that I can count the number of games which I have enjoyed on one finger. (Fyi, super mario galaxy.)
The problem seems to be that for every "serious" game on the wii, 100 "fun/party" games are released. Sure, it was cute at first, but ~2 years later and I've pretty much not touched the wii since. Sure, a few party games are kinda fun (wii sports for example), but most of them fall into the category of "do something silly with the wii remote for a few seconds, and not much else". To say nothing of the fact that I DONT SPEND EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE SOCIALISING WITH FRIENDS. (I know, i know, typical slashdot crowd...)
Now, I realise that these games are probably selling left, right and centre, but it doesnt mean that you're not allowed to make decent, single player games. For chrissakes, I use the wii more as a gamecube emulator than anything else these days.
The wii is clearly capable of running halfway decent games, but unfortunately it seems no-one is interested in producing them.
*other note: im not including wiiware in this rant, as Im well aware that several smaller/indie developers have released stunning games, such as world of goo. But frankly, if I wanted a console with online capabilities that didnt suck, I would've bought an xbox.
Making dictator Miis and plopping these evil people down amongst your Pokemon is enjoyable for some reason. Ever wanted to see Adolf Hitler clumsily trip over a Slowpoke and fall onto a Stinky Ball? Worth the $10.
If you like games for real men, MadWorld is going to make you go nuts.
A beautiful cell-shaded game, in black, white, and red. It's a gameshow where the more creative you are with your kills, the more points you get. I believe you're in downtown Tokyo or in a similar place, I've only seen screenshots but you're in a more Asiatic city environment.
And there's also The Conduit, Monster Hunter 3, etc., which should be a lot of fun. Of course, I've still got to hunt down all those good Wii games, and it's fairly long play times.
Hey, Slashdot can do random bullshit too. *cough* idle *cough*
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Yes, please please please develop more in-depth games for the Wii.
Here are two current games that I want, but have not purchased only because they are not available on the Wii, and I have not purchased any other console:
- Grand Theft Auto IV (I loved GTA III on the PC)
- F.E.A.R. II
And there are many others that I have passed up, the only reason being that they were not available on my console of choice (or more specifically, my controller of choice).
- James
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