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Researchers One Step Closer To Creating Life
An anonymous reader writes "Researchers at the Scripps Research Institute are potentially one step closer to creating life. In an experiment they recently created enzymes that can replicate and evolve. 'It kind of blew me away,' said team member Tracey Lincoln of the Scripps Research Institute, who is working on her Ph.D. 'What we have is non-living, but we've been able to show that it has some life-like properties, and that was extremely interesting.'"
What we have is non-living, but we've been able to show that it has some life-like properties, and that was extremely interesting
I bet robots would fascinate these people.
Movie quote:
Male Character: "God creates dinosaurs. God kills dinosaurs. Man kills God. Man creates dinosaurs."
Female Character: "Dinosaurs eat man... woman inherits the earth."
Hah!
I'll finally be one step closer to creating my race of manbearpigs.
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Apparently there are no fertile researchers at the Scripps Research Institute?
Researcher quoted as saying: "I was so close... I took her out to eat, paid for the movie, laid on the charm as heavy as I could, but it wasn't enough. However, I do feel that I'm one step closer to creating life."
Over half the world population has been able to create life for some time. Aren't you all a little late to the party? -_-
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A scientist enters a research laboratory.
Dr. Praline: 'Ello, I wish to register a complaint.
(The Intern does not respond.)
Dr. Praline: 'Ello, Miss?
Intern: What do you mean "miss"?
Dr. Praline: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
Intern: We're closin' for lunch.
Dr. Praline: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this enzyme what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very facility.
Intern: Oh yes, the, uh, the Norwegian Blue... What's,uh... What's wrong with it?
Dr. Praline: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's dead, that's what's wrong with it!
Intern: No, no, 'e's uh,...he's resting.
Dr. Praline: Look, matey, I know a dead enzyme when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.
Intern: No no he's not dead, he's, he's restin'! Remarkable compounds, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay? Beautiful refraction!
Dr. Praline: The compounds don't enter into it. It's stone dead.
Intern: Nononono, no, no! 'E's resting!
Dr. Praline: All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly enzyme! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...
(Intern hits the cage)
Intern: There, he moved!
Dr. Praline: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the cage!
Intern: I never!!
Dr. Praline: Yes, you did!
Intern: I never, never did anything...
Dr. Praline: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO POLLY!!!!! Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o'clock alarm call!
(Takes enzyme out of the cage and thumps its head on the counter. Throws it up in the air and watches it plummet to the floor.)
Dr. Praline: Now that's what I call a dead enzyme.
Intern: No, no.....No, 'e's stunned!
Dr. Praline: STUNNED?!?
Intern: Yeah! You stunned him, just as he was wakin' up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major.
Dr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That enzyme is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged study.
Intern: Well, he's...he's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.
Dr. Praline: PININ' for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home?
Intern: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin' on it's back! Remarkable creature, id'nit, squire? Lovely compounds!
Dr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that enzyme when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its slide in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
(pause)
Intern: Well, o'course it was nailed there!
You mean some scientist out there almost got laid!? This IS one for the headlines! I just hope we'll be able to replicate the results with ease. God knows how many infeasible experiments big organizations have dangled in front of my low budget lab.
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That's because most men on /. can't last more then 8 min when trying to conceive.
"Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your politician, and hitting them?"
Great they cloned Keanu Reeves...
It must have been something you assimilated. . . .
"Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it."
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!
Easy? You must be new here.
If there's a chance it can evolve into Natalie Portman we're on the right track at least...
Once I was a four stone apology. Now I am two separate gorillas.
But...if they weren't there in the first place, we would never have existed and thus wouldn't be able to send them back in time, and thus, we would not have evolved from them and could not...argh, time paradoxon, cognitive dissona%/!!7?NO CARRIER[/lameattemptathumor]
A good education is a bit like a STD - it makes you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and gives you a desire to spread it.
1. Get woman
2. Sleep with woman
3. ????
4. Create life
I was disappointed you equated Richard Dawkins and a troll. It seems to me that most of the problems currently on this earth are due to a) the Muslims, b) the Jews and c) the Christians.
Fair play to anybody who stands up and says "Fuck off, God doesn't exist, what are you fighting about !". So much energy and life wasted on something whose whole purpose was to promote peace (allegedly).
As a side note, it's vaguely interesting that the spellchecker in firefox complains about not using capital first letters for christians and muslims, but misunderstands jews completely.
> The primary reason this sort of research is interesting is because it might give
> insight as to how abiogenesis occured
Yeah right. This is just more grant money going to political cronies and left-wing, atheist Washington fat-cats. There has already been enough research on this topic to consider the matter closed.