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3 Cups of Coffee Increases Hallucinations

PearsSoap writes "The Telegraph and other sources are pointing out a study on 200 students which has found that a high caffeine intake can cause visual and auditory hallucinations, and can make people think that others are 'out to get them.' The abstract (and full version if you have access) is available. 'The volunteers were questioned about their caffeine intake from products including coffee, tea, energy drinks, chocolate bars and caffeine tablets.'"

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  1. South Park by chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    The study consisted of watching every episode of South Park featuring Tweak.

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    1. Re:South Park by MyLongNickName · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got fr1st p0st!

      course I have had twenty nine cups of coffee, and my screen looks like a bad knockoff Picaso painting.

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    2. Re:South Park by mhall119 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I got fr1st p0st!

      course I have had twenty nine cups of coffee, and my screen looks like a bad knockoff Picaso painting.

      Keep drinking until it looks like a Dali.

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    3. Re:South Park by chill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dude, if you think you got first post and it was a REPLY to another post, then that isn't coffee you're drinking. :-)

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    4. Re:South Park by QuantumPion · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did it just get draftier in here?

      Hey...where did my underpants go?

    5. Re:South Park by Fluffeh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, sorry, for a moment I got a little worried, but then I saw in TFA that it was 200 students that were hallucinating. Well, given all the other drugs that the youth of today are doing it's no wonder that a cup of joe makes these wimpy, pimply faced teenagers think that the incredible hulk is fighting to get out of their nostrils and rip out their trachea!

      Now, I bet if you got 200 sweet old ladies to drink three cups of coffee a day, there would be no phantoms or voices floating about in their heads.

      Now, get of my porch you young whipper snappers!

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  2. So by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sooooo...The results of this study show that excessive intake of caffeine makes you high-strung? Fascinating.

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    1. Re:So by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is a big difference between feeling anxious and hallucinating. I'm just surprised it took only 3 cups.

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    2. Re:So by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm not high strung. I'm fine. I'M FINE OK...Hay, did you see that...Never mind...Their it is again! I said I'm fine. You know my computer screen is flickering a lot...Why are you looking at me like that? Can you open this can of Coke for me, my hands are shaky...I'll need a straw too, I dropped the last can...Actually I had a shaking fit and crushed it. Spilled Coke all over, people looked at me funny as I was licking it off my desk. Or it could be because they are out to get me. Why dose my desk shake like that? Stop saying that, I said I'M FINE! Hay did you see that?

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    3. Re:So by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Funny

      Are you OK? Maybe you need to sit down for a few minutes. I'll buy you a coffee.

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    4. Re:So by Caspase9 · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Caffeine intake was positively related to stress levels and hallucination-proneness, but not persecutory ideation."

      Persecutory ideation = paranoia

      This means that coffee doesn't make you paranoid....

      way to go /.

    5. Re:So by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Funny

      "This means that coffee doesn't make you paranoid...."

      Who told you to say that?

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    6. Re:So by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This isn't news at all. We've known high doses of stimulants cause hallucinations for decades. I fail to see what is new about this study.

    7. Re:So by QuantumPion · · Score: 2, Funny

      See that's what I tried to tell my co-workers! I'm NOT paranoid, it's just that everyone thinks I am!

    8. Re:So by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think the news is that three cups of coffee is a high dose of stimulants.

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    9. Re:So by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hitting the sauce a little early today, are we, Mr. Garibaldi?

  3. 60 cups by pak9rabid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember reading somewhere that 60 cups of coffee would supposedly yield the same level of hallucinations as 1 dose of LSD....I don't know about anyone else, but I think 60 cups of coffee would mess me up a lot more than 1 dose of LSD...

    1. Re:60 cups by evanbd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For the most part, LSD doesn't cause true hallucinations -- it distorts things. You'll see the wood grain on your desk flowing, or the tree waving at you... but you won't see a pink unicorn in the room next to you that doesn't correspond to some vaguely similar object that's actually there. Take a high enough dose, and the level of distortion gets high enough that it's hard to figure out whether that's still the case. But at the 1 dose level, the vast majority of people don't experience true hallucinations -- and it sounds like they're suggesting that with caffeine, that's not true.

    2. Re:60 cups by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

      I remember reading somewhere that 60 cups of coffee would supposedly yield the same level of hallucinations as 1 dose of LSD...

      Hmmm, where was that study from ?

      60 cups of US coffee are like 3 cups of coffee elsewhere. And while I confess to not having tried LSD, I've already had way more than 3 large cups of real coffee in a day. And nothing much happened.

      So unless you give more data I'm not convinced. If it's a European (preferably southern) study, then maybe there's something to it.

      (granted, there now are ways to get coffee in the US instead of just warm water with a brown crayon dipped in but us Euro people used to be fairly puzzled over there for quite a while)

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    3. Re:60 cups by MindKata · · Score: 4, Funny

      "That's 14 litres of water"

      They said, "cups of coffee", no mention of adding water ;) ... although I admit, it may get a bit chewy by the 60th cup full. 8)

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    4. Re:60 cups by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Informative

      The LD50 for caffeine is 10g, but serious side effects exist after just a few g. I know, because I've felt them. 3g at one hit isnt fun by anybody's standards.

      And yes, hallucinations is a serious side effect, as is palpitations, arrhythmia,nauseousness, mania, depression.

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    5. Re:60 cups by ben0207 · · Score: 3, Funny

      During Uni I once crushed up some coffee granules and snorted a couple of fat lines.

      I was fucked beyond words for a few days.

      Then I tried it with Pro Plus.

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    6. Re:60 cups by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Insomnia....

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    7. Re:60 cups by TinBromide · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "The lowest known dose fatal to an adult has been 3,200 mg - administered intravenously by accident. The fatal oral dose is in excess of 5,000 mg - the equivalent of 40 strong cups of coffee taken in a very short space of time. "

      source

      But its on the internet, so its gotta be true! Right?!?! Take it with a grain of salt and a cup o' joe.

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    8. Re:60 cups by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 5, Informative

      I actually work part time for a Starbucks... and do you know who gets bitten by the caffeine fairy? Europeans.

      When you go to Europe, you get espresso for nearly everything. If n American goes over there, they have name for their drink, an Americano. Shots + hot water. Ok.. 3 shots/200mg caf. ~300-400mg per drink. And you have the strength of the smoky espresso, so Americans get somewhat what they want.

      Now, a European comes to the USA. They order a coffee (they expect espresso) and they're handed a cup of our coffee: coarse grounds over hot water. It tastes too weak, but they drink it anyways. They then drink 2-5 cups before the caffeine kicks in and they've never felt the jitters like that.

      Our coffee extratcs more caf, but with less coffee flavour, while they extract flavour with less caffeine.. makes things fun.

      Why Im there: 5 hours in a 5-10 am shift 4 times a week gives me full medical benefits on the cheap, so I can continue my consultancy.

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    9. Re:60 cups by evanbd · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, that's what he's saying. Though with more motion, and less respect for gravity. Similarly, too much digitalis can make things look like this. Generalizations about exactly what LSD hallucinations look like are a bad idea, though -- it's highly variable, with strong dependence on the person, the dose, the setting, the person's mood...

    10. Re:60 cups by N3Roaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't refrigerate your beans. They'll pick up any nasty foreign odors in your fridge and get damaged by humidity. Freezing is better, but that still causes some instant damage and someone who isn't careful will cause extra damage by thawing and then refreezing. Better to just not buy so much from your local roaster and drink it while it's still fresh.

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    11. Re:60 cups by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Our coffee extratcs more caf, but with less coffee flavour, while they extract flavour with less caffeine..

      [citation needed]

      Anyway, I *know* that nowadays you can get coffee in the US instead of just tinted water.

      Your coffee extracts more caffeine ? Passing a litre of water through a spoonful of coffee that's barely enough for a cup extracts more caffeine ? Well, ok, whatever.

      Yes, in the "US oriented chains" over here, if you sound US American, of if you speak English, they might ask you if you want your coffee "US style" or "American style", in which case they'll just dilute it in 4 or 5 times as much water.

      Note that here in France, expressos will have about 175% the water they have in Italy. We're too far north.

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    12. Re:60 cups by gnick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having never done LSD (or any other drug, for that matter....) I have never experienced this.

      Sorry - this is a little off-topic, but you hit a peeve of mine. I believe you when you say you've never done LSD. I'll even buy that you've never done any drug that's illegal in the country you live in. It's entirely possible that you've never tried alcohol, nicotine, or caffeine (although that would be surprising). But any drug? Really?

      I'd recommend aspirin for general aches and ibuprofen for muscle soreness and headaches, provided that you have something in your stomach. Also, a nice cup of green tea with some sugar is a good way to start off your morning (you know, if you want to get into the heavier stuff).

      Sorry, it just bugs me that "medicine" comes in prescription bottles and "drugs" come in baggies and that some people see no correlation between the two.

      </rant>

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    13. Re:60 cups by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really, but they sound just like that!

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    14. Re:60 cups by Seakip18 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Freezing in airtight container is of best for storage. Failing that, airtight containers are next. Refrigeration of course will pick up humidity like you said.

      My morning routine is this:

      Get filtered water from fridge pitcher and start heating to a boil.

      Get beans from airtight ziploc bag out of freezer, take what I need, press air out and reseal.

      Grind beans at coarse grind, which is around the time the water is boiling. Into the french press and 3 minutes later, coffee.

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    15. Re:60 cups by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      *whoosh*

    16. Re:60 cups by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know, I was thinking, after I hit preview, "Should I go back and change that to 'illegal drug'? Naaahh. They'll know what I'm talking about... Submit!"

      Yes, I have done aspirin, ibuprofen, alcohol, and probably a couple of others, but never anything injected, smoked, or illegal.

      Just never had the urge.

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    17. Re:60 cups by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

      The LD50 for caffeine is 10g

      More accurately it's about 127mg/kg (mouse). For a 70kg human (154 lbs), that's about 8.9 g. A penny weighs about 3g so think about 3 copper pennies worth of caffeine.

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    18. Re:60 cups by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Funny

      WHY!?!?!

    19. Re:60 cups by mhall119 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually it makes more of a guggling sound when it brews.

      Oh. OH! Nevermind.

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    20. Re:60 cups by aetherworld · · Score: 3, Informative

      In fact, the LD50 is about 200mg per kilo of body mass. If you weigh 90kg, that means the LD50 is about 18g which is an awful lot. You'd probably have to drink 150-200 cups of coffee in a very short time. The time is dependent on the half-life of caffeine, which, in a health adult is around 3 hours.

      So, basically you'd have to drown more than 50 cups of coffee every hour for 3 hours straight to reach the LD50 limit. That's nearly one cup every minute.

      In other words, drink as much as you want, you'll be fine*.

      Also, assuming 100mg of caffeine in a large cup of drip coffee (and 100mg is a DAMN lot, most coffees usually have 40-60mg), you claim to have had 30 large cups of coffee in less than 3 hours? That's nearly 10 liters of coffee.

      *) fine meaning you won't die :>

    21. Re:60 cups by ben0207 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Had a group project due, and I'd agree to handle all the techy DVD authoring if the rest of the group did all the materials.

      They did, but only got the last bits to me the day before it was due in. So I had about 18 hours to do the whole project (minus the images and text).

      It helped, in that one of the people in my group had to pick up the DVD in person as I was too ill to even walk to Uni and hand it in myself.

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    22. Re:60 cups by Hatta · · Score: 2, Informative

      Dali is quoted as saying "I don't do drugs, I am drugs."

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    23. Re:60 cups by internewt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know what would have really sorted you out? A big fat fucking spliff, or a hit from the bong </Cypress Hill>.

      If I drink tea (I've never liked coffee) after about 10pm, there is no way I will fall asleep until gone midnight - the caffeine gives me enough of a kick to stop me dropping off. But if I am stoned then I can guzzle as much caffeine as I like and sleep ain't a problem.

      The weed would have helped settle your stomach too.

      But THC ain't patentable, so it stays illegal.
      And corn makes growers a lot of money, even though hemp is a better source for biofuel.
      And the wood-pulp based paper industry is happy with its methods, even though canvas lasts hundreds of years and doesn't go yellow.
      And who needs natural fibres when they're making money from artificial fibres made from oil.

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    24. Re:60 cups by Ant+P. · · Score: 3, Funny

      Suppository.

    25. Re:60 cups by Five+Bucks! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is actually more common than people think. The reaction is usually not severe though.

      For instance, a physician or RN reaches for a vial of medication to be injected, is distracted and picks up a different vial. They then withdraw the correct volume of the wrong medication and, whammo, malpractice.

      Hopefully you only got a tetanus shot by accident, instead of 3200 mg of caffeine.

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    26. Re:60 cups by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      saying "Our Coffee is too burnt". bleh.

      It is. Darker is not always better when it comes to coffee. ;)

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    27. Re:60 cups by KovaaK · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wikipedia suggests otherwise. Redbulls start at 80mg of caffeine per serving... NOS, however, has 343mg. I guess the strongest that I've had was Jolt cola at 280mg

    28. Re:60 cups by Hatta · · Score: 3, Informative

      Freezing in airtight container is of best for storage. Failing that, airtight containers are next. Refrigeration of course will pick up humidity like you said.

      And every time you open that air tight container to get more beans, warm humid air enters the container, cools down, condenses, and freezes, freezer burning your coffee. The best thing is an air tight container at room temperature. Your coffee should not be sitting around long enough to get stale anyway.

      Also, if you regularly drink French Press coffee, you're ingesting a significant amount of cafestol which is shown to significantly raise cholesterol. I love the taste and feel of French Press coffee, but the data I've seen have scared me off of drinking it regularly. Now the French Press only makes an appearance when I have company or go camping.

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    29. Re:60 cups by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

      Remember that LD50 means that at a certain dose 50% of the subjects died in the lab, not that the dosage is guaranteed to be fatal. If the subject has high resistance or other factors they may not die. Certain individuals may be more susceptible to die at lower doses. For example if the individual had a heart condition, a small dose of stimulant (coffee, amphetamine, nicotine, adrenaline), might have caused that individual to die regardless of the type of stimulant or source.

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    30. Re:60 cups by techess · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Wow thanks for making me realize how much I miss BC aspirin powder :P

      I can't find the stuff in stores any longer. Now I need to find it online and order some. For me this stuff was one of the best ways to get rid of headaches. It was a decent mix of caffeine (only 33 mg) & aspirin. You could rub it into your gums to help "jump start" the relief. I'm guessing you could also snort it, but I was never brave enough.

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    31. Re:60 cups by Smauler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ok, this post must have been modded up by people who have a number of copper penny sized caffeine chunks and are deciding how many to eat. Seriously, it is literally informative, but does anyone _really_ need to know the lethal dose of caffeine in copper pennies worth? Next up the lethal dose of gelatine expressed in toilet duck lids!

    32. Re:60 cups by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, he was just explaining the difference between a true hallucination and the alterations of perception caused by LSD or other classical psychedelics. A true hallucination has absolutely no basis in reality (seeing people who aren't there, hearing voices, etc.) The "hallucinogenic" effects of psychedelic drugs generally take perceptions of things that are actually there, and modify them (shifting colors, add movement, synesthesia, etc.).

      The only recreational drugs that commonly cause true hallucinations are deliriants like Datura (Jimsonweed).

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    33. Re:60 cups by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate suppositories! They cling to my teeth, they taste like shit and usually they don't work at all, they just upset my stomach.

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    34. Re:60 cups by prockcore · · Score: 2, Funny

      you never ate sugar?

      Have you ever tried sugar? .... or PCP?

    35. Re:60 cups by snspdaarf · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...they taste like shit...

      Don't try to recycle them

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    36. Re:60 cups by legirons · · Score: 3, Funny

      For the most part, LSD doesn't cause true hallucinations -- it distorts things. You'll see the wood grain on your desk flowing, or the tree waving at you... but you won't see a pink unicorn in the room

      That's because she's invisible!

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  4. 7 cups? by robthebloke · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was 7 cups of coffee on the news this morning, mind you I might have hallucinated that.

    1. Re:7 cups? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe this story is a hallucination, and you just think you read it.....

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  5. Ahh but... by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 3, Funny

    You are not paranoid if they really are out to get you, which lets face it they are..

    1. Re:Ahh but... by DrLang21 · · Score: 2, Funny

      And you people mocked my tin hat. Who's mocking now!

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    2. Re:Ahh but... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      That one guy over by the mind control device.

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  6. the words "no shit" by shiba_mac · · Score: 3, Funny

    ..come to mind.

  7. No surprises by DrLang21 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Who is actually surprised that consuming large amounts of a brain stimulant can cause hallucinations and paranoia? It should be no shocker that when you are over stimulated, your brain starts finding new outlets.

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  8. Three cups? by rvw · · Score: 5, Funny

    So now it's one man and three cups? I thought the hallucination was about two girls!

    1. Re:Three cups? by wild_quinine · · Score: 3, Funny

      So now it's one man and three cups? I thought the hallucination was about two girls!

      With the two girls, it's straightforward PTSD.

  9. Wow, bad reporting or bad science? by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Triples your risk" - well, what are the risks WITHOUT coffee? I drink coffee all day long, yet I haven't had a hallucination since 1982 (the last time I did acid).

    lack of sleep will case hallucinations.

    And exactly what do they mean by "hallucinations?" Water swilrling down a drain may make you think you heard a female voice; "floaters" in your eyeballs (you'll get 'em when you're older) can make you momentarily think you saw something that wasn't there. I wouldn't count those as hallucinations.

    Previous studies have shown that too much caffeine can lead to heart palpitations, insomnia [DUH! it's a stimulant] and even affect a woman's chances of becoming pregnant. [Coffee -- the new birth control!]

    "The new study also showed that people who had a high caffeine intake were not more likely to think that others were out to get them, a so-called "persecution complex".

    That one little word omitted (that I bolded that WAS in TFA but not in the summary) changes the meaning completely, doesn't it? Taco, you need to cut down on the Jolt! get some sleep, dude!

    1. Re:Wow, bad reporting or bad science? by berend+botje · · Score: 4, Interesting

      lack of sleep will case hallucinations.

      And severe paranoia, as well. Once I been up and about for just over 70 hours and that is _not_ healthy. Slept for 17 hours after that. Never going to that again, it was living hell.

    2. Re:Wow, bad reporting or bad science? by Xelios · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I find the article itself is pretty indicative of a lot of these correlation based studies. The whole article talks about caffeine being linked to hallucinations, then at the very end, the researcher says something along the lines of "Oh, by the way, people who are more stressed for other reasons are likely to drink more coffee, and I guess that stress could be what's causing the hallucinations."

      Well super. So in the end, what exactly has this study proven that we didn't already know?

      Forgive the attitude, this stuff is just starting to grate my nerves. I think I need a cup of coffee.

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    3. Re:Wow, bad reporting or bad science? by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Triples your risk" - well, what are the risks WITHOUT coffee? I drink coffee all day long, yet I haven't had a hallucination since 1982

      The average human can and will hallucinate without the aid of chemical substance, lack of sleep, or stress. They are just more likely to under those conditions.

      What could be the case is that the human mind is not really comprehending 100% of the data input correctly. There are not enough neurons to process all of the light photons that enter your eye so your brain just makes a guesstimation. This is why looking those optical illusion pictures on the web make you feel funny or make you believe in something (like that size difference or color difference optical illusions) that is not true.

      Which really might mean that the hallucination was always there but the person might just not take notice until they are under conditions which makes such visualization stand out.

      However, often times it is very hard to get someone to differentiate between a hallucination and a false memory.

      They claim they might have seen something that did not exist, but did a faulty brain really see it or did it simply have a faulty memory?

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    4. Re:Wow, bad reporting or bad science? by legirons · · Score: 2, Interesting

      lack of sleep will cause severe paranoia as well

      When did the U.S. last sleep?

  10. Might depend on the person by pwizard2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've had 4 cups this morning, and I feel fine. Maybe I have a high caffeine tolerance.

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  11. Yet to experience them. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And I bought a jar of Caffeine off of Unitednucler.com for 10$.

    ACS/reagent grade, so great to use... I use mine with DMSO if I want the caf without bitterness. In my job, if I take a .5g hit, I feel it after about 10 minutes where I consistently get more lively and awake.

    Just watch for the downs after about 6 hours after first hit. You'll get hit with extreme tiredness and apathy... You wont be close enough to a bed.

    *I dont work for UnitedNuclear.com : Im just a happy purchaser.

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    1. Re:Yet to experience them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ACS/reagent grade, so great to use... I use mine with DMSO if I want the caf without bitterness.

      Remember kids, just because it's legal, doesn't mean you're not a fucked-up addict. Seriously, absorbing caffeine through your skin?

    2. Re:Yet to experience them. by junner518 · · Score: 2, Informative
      From United Nuclear's website

      Caffeine is a central nervous system and metabolic stimulant in small milligram quantities, however, ingestion of only slightly larger amounts can be fatal. This material is for experimental purposes only and not to be added to food or drink products.
      Caution: Caffeine is toxic. Use normal safety precautions (wear a filter mask/respirator and gloves) when working with Caffeine. Accidental inhalation of fine particles can be dangerous. Note: adult signature required upon delivery.

      Disregarding the FUD, I still would think twice about ingesting pure caffeine.

    3. Re:Yet to experience them. by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 2, Informative

      I try not to ingest it. My dentist recommended that I quit drinking coffee, if I ever have any want to not have brown-ish teeth.

      My solution was to use my lab scales, measure out specific amounts of caffeine and dmso, and directly transfer the caffeine through the skin. As per basic health guidelines, I observe the MSDS in handling and monitor any deviations I have from this regimen.

      I simply applied scientific method to my own body.. And it works rather well.

      Now, can anybody expect to have 1mg resolution scales? Nope. But I have a set, with a few weights ranging from 1mg to 1g for testing if it's correct.

      And if you wish to call me stupid, go ahead. I've felt no negative affect, and no other ill effects. Im just saying what I do and what works. You know, YMMV.

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  12. Tags by Thyamine · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love the correlationisnotcausation tag. It gets applied to any story like this, and while it often seems to be accurate, I imagine someone would stick it on a story titled 'Study shows stabbing yourself may increase blood loss'.

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    1. Re:Tags by nloop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thank you! I'm glad someone else saw that. I'm pretty sure an overdose of caffeine is causation for paranoia and hallucinations. I think a better argumentative tag would have been "obviousscience."

    2. Re:Tags by jpeaton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, the people who add the tags don't read the actual article...tags only show what the majority of people who saw the headline think! The authors themselves say:"we cannot eliminate the possibility that hallucination-proneness could be a cause rather than a result of increased caffeine intake. This would be consistent with the finding that caffeine intake can act as a coping mechanism to bring relief from problems". Yeah, I'd be drinking something stronger than coffee if I was hallucinating.

    3. Re:Tags by evanbd · · Score: 4, Informative

      In this case, it's appropriate. The study authors suggest that there may be causation, but also state that all they have evidence of is correlation -- and that the causation may go the other direction. The /. summary fabricated the causation without regards to the linked article, let alone the study.

  13. Correlation by Idiomatick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why must we tag EVERYTHING correlationisnotcausation. Does /. suddenly have a patent disregard for statistics in it entirety? Seriously, what is the alternative here? People about to have a hallucination have a sudden caffeine urge before their episode? Looking at the study from both sides is good. Ignoring statistics entirely is cowardly. I see too many people ignoring them because they are offensive (religion correlates with violent crime, homocide, stds, abortion). And i mean blanket ignoring, not trying to deduce anything from the stats. I never used to think of /.ers as the types to plug their ears and go lalalala. But this meme is childish.

    1. Re:Correlation by evanbd · · Score: 2, Informative

      The researchers do not state there is causation; /. does. The researchers state "However, they also suggest that people who are more prone to hallucinations could also be more stressed and more likely to consume large amounts of caffeine." Another reasonable conclusion is that people who need sleep hallucinate more -- and that people drinking caffeine spend more time in a sleep-deprived state (making the caffeine a contributing factor rather than "the cause"). Yet another is that hallucinations correlate with other mental features that cause people to drink caffeine. I don't know what those would be, or whether they correlate, but I do know that such factors exist -- eg people with ADD tend to self-medicate with caffeine (and sometimes stronger things) if not on prescription meds.

    2. Re:Correlation by sjames · · Score: 2, Informative

      The study itself suggested that one interpretation is that the same characteristics that make hallucinations more likely might also directly or indirectly cause a tendency to consume more coffee.

      Note that the study did NOT say that drinking 7 cups of coffee for a day will increase your chances of hallucinations for that day. It said that people who typically consume 7 cups a day are more likely to hallucinate.

  14. RTFA by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...200 students...

    They clearly just haven't built up adequate resistance yet.

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    1. Re:RTFA by crowtc · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I would tend to agree - I drink more coffee than that before 9am. I drink coffee all day long, even into the night. I have done so for more than 25 years with no hallucinations (as far as I can tell) or baseless paranoia.

      Once upon a morning a long time ago, at an ISP now long since defunct, I drank 4 espressos, 6 double cappuccinos and a full pot of my regular strong coffee. I also had a "coffee bean" candy bar in addition to a couple really rich chocolate eclairs. I actually got a nose bleed, but no hallucinations.

      OTOH: My sister and one of her friends once drank 3 cans (each) of Jolt cola, a 2L of Mountain Dew (each) and then split a few full 1lb bags of Plain Chocolate M&Ms. The hallucinated for at least an hour until they crashed - and hard. Probably needless to say: they both felt sick for a full day afterward.

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    2. Re:RTFA by ubrgeek · · Score: 5, Funny

      > I have done so for more than 25 years with no hallucinations (as far as I can tell) or baseless paranoia.

      He's right. We haven't noticed any such behavior as we secretly watch him through his window.

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    3. Re:RTFA by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Funny

      M'self, I drink 2 3-liters of Dr. Pepper a day... and have yet to have seen a darn thing...

      Must be doin' it wrong.

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    4. Re:RTFA by LandDolphin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I feel sorry for your body

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    5. Re:RTFA by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I once spent an evening with friends (this was a long time ago, mind you) drinking Jolt and tequila. Don't ask.

      I really felt nothing more than simply drunk that night, but about 4AM the next morning I woke up to see writhing intestines and other assorted entrails strewn all over the floor. I had to step between them to go be violently sick in the bathroom, and they had gone by the time I got back to bed. But the intense feeling of mind-numbing terror was such that I couldn't sleep for hours. Neither my roommate nor our co-conspirators experienced anything of the kind. We eventually decided it must have been my already-high caffeine intake, combined with the booze and the extra caffeine spike from the Jolt.

      Haven't touched tequila since, and I've gone easier on the caffeine, too...

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    6. Re:RTFA by DogAlmity · · Score: 3, Funny

      I would tend to agree - I drink more coffee than that before 9am. I drink coffee all day long, even into the night. I have done so for more than 25 years with no...baseless paranoia

      So what kind of paranoia did you experience?

    7. Re:RTFA by Majik+Sheff · · Score: 5, Funny

      The reason you haven't seen a darn thing is because the diabetes has destroyed your retinas.

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      Women are like electronics: you don't know how damaged they are until you try to turn them on.
    8. Re:RTFA by BoredAtWorkWhatElse · · Score: 2, Funny

      1. How are you going to know if you're hallucinating? Unless you are always asking someone, you'll never know for sure.

      You also have to figure out if you are not hallucinating the person you are asking.

    9. Re:RTFA by suggsjc · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not true. I put worms in my tequila...helps with the flavor.

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    10. Re:RTFA by infinite9 · · Score: 5, Informative

      You must stop this now. Consider my experience. I used to love Coke as a kid. My parents limited it, but I still drank more than I should have. Once I became an adult, there were no more limits. I drank as much as I wanted, when I wanted. I was tall and skinny (6'5", 185lbs) and ran 2 miles a day so I thought I could get away with it.

      10 years later, I weighed 300lbs. I finally decided to do something about it. So like a good analyst, I did a quick inventory of what I was drinking and eating. I had never done this before. I was astonished.

      I could eat an entire 5lb chicken, or an entire large pizza by myself. My typical day started with a visit to the clown for a #2 with a large coke. I didn't drink coffee so I replaced it with coke. I'd drink another can before lunch. Then 2 or 3 of those mugs of coke a chili's. Then another can or two in the afternoon. Then maybe dinner out with something similar to the 2 or 3 chili's mugs. If we ate at home, it would be a large glass or maybe 2 cans of coke in the evening.

      If you add all the ounces up and divide by 12, I was drinking the equivalent of 13 cans of coke a day. This is 1800 calories. It's the same as 196 of those white sugar packets. Just coke.

      When you consider that both my parents are diabetic, and diabetes killed my grandfather, you can see how dangerous this is. Now, I drink maybe 4 cans of coke per year. I'm now 260 which is 20lbs more than I usually am, which i'm in the process of losing.

      All soft drinks are evil. They cause insulin spikes, which contribute to obesity. They cause insulin resistance long term. And the phosphoric acid leaches calcium from your bones causing brittle bones in old age. Diet soft drinks are no better. Stop drinking them before it's too late.

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    11. Re:RTFA by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 2, Funny

      My typical day started with a visit to the clown for a #2 with a large coke.

      I presume this has some other meaning than my immediate interpretation :)

      Well, let's break this down. It fits my morning perfectly if the following assumptions are true:
      "clown" = "can"
      "#2" = "#2"
      "with a large coke" = "and vacating the previous night's beverage"

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    12. Re:RTFA by Xmastrspy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not to mention you will sleep a lot better!!!

      I am\was in the same boat as you. Besides gaining weight, I also thought that I could go to sleep at night with no problems. Sure, I would "go to bed" but after I laid in bed for 45 minutes I would finally go to sleep. That is if I did not have any types of anxiety issues. I thought this was normal behavior because I have been drinking Pepsi like water for my whole adult life.

      Now that I have quit all caffeine, I am astonished at the difference! First off, going to sleep takes all of about 10 minutes. Secondly, no more anxiety attacks! Words really can't describe the difference. It is wonderful to go to bed and actually fall asleep.

      I am amazed how many people say "Oh, I can drink 13 cans of soda a day and go to sleep with no issues". I have friends and family that were prescribed medication to sleep. One of them was actually taking the sleeping pills with Pepsi! I tell them about my changes and they blow me off like I am crazy!

      I was able to convince one of my friends that I really was not crazy and this would would help. I let her know that she could drink all the caffeine she wanted up till 12:00pm, but after 12.. that was it. It sucks for a few weeks, but after that she was just like me.. WOW I can not believe the difference. Sleeping like a baby now!

      Bottom line.. If you are like my other asshat friends and think you can drink soda and go to sleep with no issues... You have no clue what you are talking about!

    13. Re:RTFA by Piranhaa · · Score: 3, Funny

      All soft drinks are evil. They cause insulin spikes, which contribute to obesity. They cause insulin resistance long term. And the phosphoric acid leaches calcium from your bones causing brittle bones in old age. Diet soft drinks are no better. Stop drinking them before it's too late.

      Sorry, it's not the "insulin spikes" that contribute to obesity. It's when your body is so used to sugar that you build up an insulin resistance http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insulin_resistance. Believe me, I rely on insulin spikes after my workouts. It allows me to ingest a bunch of protein immediately after and use the insulin spike (from eating fruit) as a quick way to pump the protein into my muscles.

      I haven't drank a soft drink in years, haven't touched a fast food joint in over a year, and keep sweets to a minimum. It's really sad to see the same guys at the vending machines every day, drinking a coke, eating a bag of chips and a chocolate bar for their lunch. It's really sad seeing so many people uneducated that eating 6-8 meals per day can actually LOWER your body fat.

  15. Do the dew! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Funny

    I enjoy a lovely Mountain Dew high every morning at work, and never suffer any ill effects... other than the giant spiders. Those can be a bit off putting. The glowing, telepathic ferrets usually keep them at bay, though. Hallucinations! Pfft! As if! Now excuse me. I must kiss teh sky.

    1. Re:Do the dew! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Are you sure that's not a guy you're kissing?

    2. Re:Do the dew! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" is a lyric from Jimi Hendrix's 'Purple Haze.' It caused much confusion at the time because it sounds a lot like he's singing 'Excuse me while I kiss this guy.' Given that the song is pretty clearly about hallucinations it works either way.

  16. "Energy" Drinks by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've always been turned off from so called "Energy Drinks". I see too many people pound down these combinations of corn syrup and caffeine. The boost is very brief and all that sugar can't be good for the waistline or for insulin levels. The appeal seems to be mostly marketing. If you need lots of caffeine to function you'd be better off getting a decent night's sleep regularly.

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    1. Re:"Energy" Drinks by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ones I find sadly funny are the liquid Speedball-like Sparks and Tilt. Nice mix there - lots of alcohol (a CNS depressant) and lots of stimulants. Heads explode in 5..4..3..2..1..Boom!

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  17. Re:I call BS by PinkyDead · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's this "posting on slashdot" thing you keep mumbling about? And what's an "internet"?

    Dude, you gotta snap out of it. We've a big stack of betamax tapes over here for you to watch, if you'd just come back to us.

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  18. Which are my real friends by harl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Great now I have to figure out which are my real friends and which ones I'm making up.

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  19. Try mixing it with real psych problems! by crazycheetah · · Score: 4, Interesting

    First of all, I thought we knew this already? O.o

    Second, it's more fun if you have a pre-existing psychiatric condition. Personally, it has some nice effects on my PTSD. On the one end, it can help with the numbness and similar symptoms, because I get amped up and happy if I drink enough of it. On the other end, holy shit does the hypervigilance, irritability, and other such symptoms get worse with enough caffeine. Of course, that's really noticeable when you're drinking 3-4 16oz energy drinks every single day, like I used to before I started to realise the extent of my problem. Even down to only one cup of coffee every day, I still don't get any more sleep though, so whatever.

    Can't say I've experienced the hallucinations so much, though. But I can only imagine someone with schizophrenia or other disorders causing hallucinations (well, you could try to get away with saying PTSD has hallucinations as they are similar, but there's actually distinct differences between flashback type things of PTSD and hallucinations) drinking a lot of caffeine. Mix it with weed and it's even more fun! I could also say meth, cocaine, and some others, but that sounds like a heart attack waiting to happen, and they can cause hallucinations themselves anyway; and no I'm not kidding--working in an emergency room, I've seen my fair share of heart attacks where the only reasonable explanation was meth/cocaine use.

    Nonetheless, I'd be more concerned about ulcers and other problems, like heart problems, that can come with heavy caffeine use. You can at least pass off a somewhat normal life, without ending up in the hospital for it, with the hallucinations, if you really try ;)

  20. Anecdotal Evidence is Crap, but... by StaticEngine · · Score: 4, Funny

    Back in college, when I was still super driven to be the best at everything, I used to down several cups of coffee and tea at night in order to remain awake and focused while doing my homework. It got to the point where after drinking the tea, I would suck on the teabag (keep your wiseass comments to yourself, thanks) because I'd read that saliva could extract even more caffiene.

    This all ended one night when I woke up at about 3AM (after staying up until 1 doing some Physics III homework) with what sounded like a couple of dozen people having a rally in my head. I couldn't make out individual voices, words, or sentences, but the sound was distinct: lots of people were talking over one another, LOUDLY, and there was no way to get away from it or make it quieter. It was, frankly, extremely frightening, even though it only took a minute to realize what was going on and why. I wound up lying on a couch in the common area with a pillow over my head for about an hour, wishing the noise would stop so I could actually get some sleep. Eventually, it quieted enough that I could crawl back into bed and catch another four or so hours before needing to get up for class.

    Anyway, caffiene: it's a drug, and now I limit myself to one cup in the AM and occasionally another in the afternoon, or a very small cup with dessert. Auditory hallucinations are no fun, and I found that I value the quality of a healthy life much more than the rewards of intense focused work these days.

  21. I had this happen to me. by R2.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I had given up caffeine for about 6 months, and then needed to pull an all-nighter at work. I went to the 7-11 and got a Double Gulp of Coca-Cola, and drank it all pretty quickly. Within about an hour, I started seeing "movement" out of the corner of my eye - just little flashes, but enough to startle me and make me turn and look. I also got paranoid; I was on a construction site (only one there) and even though my car was right outside my window, and a diesel to boot, I became convinced someone was trying to steal the car silently. I would check every 15 minutes to see if it was still there.

    These symptoms are also seen in recreational users of amphetamines, so I assumed (afterward) that it was an overdose of stimulants per se, not that it was caffeine.

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    "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
  22. That can't be right. by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The voices inside my head are telling me that this study is severely flawed, and I should just relax and have another cup of coffee...

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    I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
  23. So what? by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I can hallucinate using just a radio and a ping pong ball

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    Sometimes, life itself is sarcasm...
  24. Visual and Auditory Hallucinations may vary by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some of the medical genetics studies I work on have measures for those, and having seen the questions and coded them, I can affirm that they're not quite as reliable as you may think.

    Besides, every time I drink more than three cups of coffee, I get this visual hallucination that I'm being asked to work to hard and this auditory hallucination that my boss has an unreasonable deadline ...

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  25. Only 3 cups? What about 100 cups? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Funny

    Obligatory Futurama.

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  27. Correlation is not causation by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I used to find it very easy to induce auditory hallucinations with a combination of sleep deprivation and sensory deprivation; e.g. stay up for 36 hours then put in earplugs and try to sleep. Since caffeine is known to interfere with sleep, is it possible that these hallucinations are not caused directly by the caffeine, but rather by a lack of sleep brought on by caffeine consumption on previous days?

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  28. This explains ... by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... why coffee makes this seem like a great place to work. The only problem is the one, terrifying side effect:

    The coffee wears off.

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  29. oops! that wasn't coffee by GoodNicksAreTaken · · Score: 2, Funny

    Second study finds that after two cups of coffee you may mistake your first cup of shroom tea for your third of coffee.

  30. Hallucinated Chicken or Caffinated Egg Dilemma by ViennaSt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This study CORRELATES high intake of caffeine to auditory/visual hallucinations--and ASSUMES caffeine came first. What if people who are already prone to having these hallucinations tend to consume more caffeine?

    Another correlation of this nature is that people with schizophrenia are ~75% likely to smoke and others with mental illness are prone to this trend as well. Source Here.

    Also, this study was held at a university, and their test subjects are freshmen/sophomore level psych majors looking to get extra credit in their 300 level class. These students are already stressed about exams, relationships, money, and the fact they will probably have to work at Starbucks when they graduate because they got a Pysch degree--so to suggest that the sample is not bias in that way (and is indeed not anymore stressed than the regular adult population) is unscientific.

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  31. Not everyone hallucinates... by TheMidnight · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I drank enough energy drinks/coffee this morning to be equivalent to several hundred millgrams of caffeine, and it's sharpened my focus and calmed me down, though I've gotten a bit jangled. I suspect I have ADHD though, so the reverse stimulant effect is not surprising.

  32. 300 Cups by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2, Funny

    3 cups might cause hallucinations, but 300 cups causes you to slow time down and save all of your friends from a raging fire. (Obligatory Futurama Reference)

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  33. So ... by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 2, Funny

    If I ingest less caffeine, does this mean fewer people will be out to get me?

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  34. correlation is not causation... by Brentyl · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...but it's often quite close.

    The disregard for quantifiable relationships here is silly. Screaming correlationisnotcausation is exactly like screaming, "Just because there's smoke doesn't mean there's fire." That can be true, in a limited number of cases. In the vast majority of cases, smoke does correctly imply fire, and a strong correlation often correctly implies causation.

    Can there be outliers? Sure. Can there be a third-party cause for the correlation? Sure. Is the most likely explanation often the most accurate one? You bet.

    My old stats prof used to say that the causal link between smoking and lung cancer has never been proven - never run the double-blinds, etc. However, it is correlated beyond any reasonable doubt. Sometimes enough really is enough.

  35. This isn't out of the realm of possibility. by seeker_1us · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Alot more people than you think have "hallucinations" and don't know it, mostly because they don't know what a hallucination actually is.

    If we were going to believe Hollywood, visual hallucinations would be things like people who aren't there or ants or stuff from an acid trip. Auditory hallucinations would only be things like hearing voices.

    But visual could be things like seeing shadows moving in the corners of your eyes, or a flash of color or movement. Auditory could be hearing music in your mind for just a second.

    Wikipedia has a fairly decent overview of it.

  36. Aw man! by nobodyman · · Score: 3, Informative

    Also, if you regularly drink French Press coffee, you're ingesting a significant amount of cafestol [wikipedia.org] which is shown to significantly raise cholesterol.

    Damnit... I got a french press for christmas and was lovin it.

    Tina Fey was right: if you're feeling too good about yourself, the internet is always there to bring you back down.

  37. and what about me? by jaimz22 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    growing up I used to put away a 12 pack of mt dew everyday, and now as an adult I easily drink 10 cups of coffee a day (I've got a 22 ounce coffee cup too!) I've never had hallucinations unless I specifically invoked them through other means. Anyone ever wonder if the college students were on any drug, other than caffeine?

    Not to mention I'm not high stung, and I don't think anyone is out to get me, and yes I do sleep just fine at night.

    Maybe for the general case this study is correct (and displays what everyone already knew) But in my case it's totally inaccurate. I'd like to see this study preformed on professional developers (such as myself) I bet the results would be totally different. Then again maybe I've built up such a tolerance to caffeine that it just doesn't phase me any more.

  38. Misleading: its 7 not 3 cups of coffee by neural.disruption · · Score: 3, Informative

    The telegraph is wrong once again... Nobody talked about 3 cups but 7 cups of instant coffee. Here is the study from a more reliable source

  39. Different reactions for each, I guess by zooblethorpe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Reading all the responses here, it sure looks like different folks have widely different reactions to caffeine -- no big surprise, but big medical in the media has yet to understand that everyone's a bit different, and no, one size definitely does not fit all.

    Anyway, the one time in my life that I *have* hallucinated was after drinking far too much of the witches' brew coffee at a local greasy spoon, the dregs of the pot that had been sitting on the burner all afternoon and had simmered down to sludge by just before closing time when we usually showed up. I had maybe half a dozen cups of that, and my friend and I were having a ball talking about all sorts of wackiness. Once the diner kicked us out to close, we went driving on back country roads like usual to catch some air in some places and continue talking.

    Aside from general perceptual distortions, every time we passed a Mobil gas station, I felt like I was getting sucked into the red "O" in the signs.

    All the winding roads soon made me carsick though, and we pulled over. By that point it was around 2AM or so. The local sherriff pulled over a few minutes later -- "All right boys, whaddya been drinking?"

    Both of us: "Coffee! Coffeecoffeecoffeesir, toomuchcoffee!"
    Sherriff: "Huh... well, I'm'a have to give you a breathalyzer test."
                            (given the look on the sherriff's face, we must have scored negative values)
                            "Boys, ... It's 2AM. Go home."

    But yeah, the next day was unpleasant, even without the M&Ms. :-P

    Cheers,

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    "A four-foot prune."
  40. Be a patriot! Smoke and die for your country! by zooblethorpe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    You're being sarcastic, but several years ago I was living in Japan, and saw something awfully close to what you describe.

    The government in the US at the time was trying to figure out what to do with the settlement of the Big Tobacco lawsuit, and many states were putting together anti-smoking campaigns. I don't know if you've ever been to Japan, but folks there are big smokers.

    So some mid-level bureaucrat in the Ministry of Health and Welfare was interviewed on the evening news, and asked if the government in Japan would also be engaging in anti-smoking efforts. With a level of candour unthinkable on the other side of the pond, this fellow plainly stated that no, Japan's government would not, because smoking would help reduce the aging population and thereby limit the ultimate public expenditures required to care for a large elderly population.

    Japan. What else can I say. :)

    Cheers,

    --
    "What in the name of Fats Waller is that?"
    "A four-foot prune."
  41. Ancedotal fun by HalfOfOne · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry to add to the tide of "I remember this one time" posts but I had to share this one.

    A buddy of mine decided to experiment with a dose of LSD against pretty much everyone who told him he was being an idiot. He dropped it, and awhile later we all went out to grab dinner at a local diner in Chicago. Almost as if on queue, a group of 20 people from a country/western place came in in full costume (poofy dresses, cowboy hats, chaps, etc) and sat at a bunch of tables across from us. One of them had apparently won a cardboard cutout of a life-size Elvis. They'd propped it up against the wall and kept joking to it during their meal.

    There was a silent agreement at the table to pretend everything was normal and to not make any mention of this to our LSD-tripping buddy, who spent the entire time checking and rechecking to see if Elvis was really in the building with a bunch of cowboys.

  42. I overdosed on caffeine once by PCM2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No hallucinations that I remember, but it was not fun.

    My girlfriend at the time had a couple of caffeine pills, which for some reason I remembered from my youth as not having much of an effect on me. So I downed them both, then went home and proceeded to make and drink an entire pot of black coffee for my all-nighter.

    By 4am I was shaking like a junkie. I was having hot flashes and cold sweats, alternately. I felt so nauseated that I went to the bathroom repeatedly and stuck my finger down my throat, praying that something would come up. Nothing did but a little bit of brown sludge. My head was spinning. My teeth were clenching. My eyes were darting around. I felt confused, like I couldn't really concentrate on anything.

    Did I mention that I needed to be at the airport by 6am for a business trip?

    On the cab ride to the airport, I was hanging my head out the window like a dog. The cabbie kept shooting me dirty looks, like I was going to puke in his cab. Sorry pal; believe me, I wish I could. First thing I did at the airport was make a beeline for the men's room and get down on my knees again. I felt really bad for the poor guy in the stall next to me who had to listen to my retching as I dry-heaved. Still, it didn't help. In the mirror I looked like a wax manikin soaked in sweat.

    On the plane I started to feel better. "Oh thank god," I thought. "What I need now is water... maybe even a little orange juice." I had the flight attendant bring me a beverage. Mistake. Two sips in, and the barf bag was in my lap. Lucky for everyone on the flight, though -- I still couldn't puke.

    Anyway, this went on for the entire day. When I got back home from my trip at about 9pm, I went straight to bed, still shaking, still pale, still sweaty. And I lay there. Probably it was about four hours before I could get to sleep.

    The next day I told my girlfriend about my ordeal and she explained that she'd thought it was a little strange that I'd taken both of the caffeine pills at once. When she was driving cross-country from New Jersey, she said, she'd usually take half a pill with a little bit of water.

    So I learned my lesson -- but the upshot was that I'm not sure I was ever the same again. An ounce or two into a strong cup of Pete's coffee would almost throw me into a panic attack, because I could feel all the effects coming on again. One time, the coffee machine at the office was broken so that it wasn't sending the full amount of water through the grounds -- in other words, you ended up with a strong pot. I didn't realize this, and I ended up having to go home early.

    So, to the parent's point: Hell yeah it's a drug, and some people mess around with it too lightly.

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    Breakfast served all day!
  43. Non sequitur by ZmeiGorynych · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A very reasonable post, right until you made the leap of faith about diet sodas being bad. Your whole previous post was about sugar content, so how does that reasoning go?

  44. Caffeine abuse via smoking by billstewart · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Some years ago, an acquaintance of mine and his druggie friends decided that, since many other drugs have differing effects between the natural plant form, ingested refined powder, and smoked refined powder, it might be interesting to try smoking caffeine. So they crunched up some caffeine pills and smoked them.

    Results: You do not want to do this. Do not try it at home, do not try it at work, do not try it with other trained professionals... He said that all the bad effects of regular caffeine abuse show up very quickly - shaking, jitters, nausea, headaches. It was interesting to have done it, but it was Not Fun. On the other hand, he was young enough at the time and had sufficient practice with other substances that are Not Good Ideas either that he didn't get a heart attack, and if there were any hallucinations added to the paranoia, they didn't lead to any additional dangerous behaviour, but YMMV.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  45. Caffeine and Alcohol often mix badly by billstewart · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As the anti-drunk-driving people say, coffee won't make you any less drunk, it'll just make you a wide-awake drunk. Mixing enough caffeine with your booze makes it easier to get far more drunk that you would if you weren't having the caffeine, or at least to not notice when you should have stopped, potentially leading to experiences like yours (though in your case the caffeine may have added to the hallucinations.) Red Bull and vodka seems to be a popular variant on that, but even rum and coke can do it. (Brain Wash and mixed drinks appear to be a bad combination as well, even if it's the red kind as opposed to the evil blue-dye version :-)

    My favorite variant on that is Irish Coffee - since it's hot, I get hit with alcohol vapors right away, but it probably makes it something that I drink slowly and don't have too many of, so I haven't hit the bad-feedback-loop with it.

    For some reason people attribute evil-don't-do-that-again-ness more to tequila than to other liquors; I don't know if it's something actually about the tequila, or that it's often mixed in smooth-tasting fruity drinks that are easy to overconsume, or if it's that many people first encounter tequila at parties in early adulthood, when they don't have much experience with drinking and haven't learned not to overindulge yet, as opposed to something like beer that fills you up if you're drinking a lot.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
  46. Re:Be a patriot! Smoke and die for your country! by MadnessASAP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well at least they layed down a rational reason and were 100% open and honest about it. Which is more then can be said for just about every other government in the world.

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    I may agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to face the consequences of saying it.
  47. Re:Be a patriot! Smoke and die for your country! by HalfFlat · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Japanese government, when it comes to tobacco control, has a severe conflict of interest. Japan Tobacco, the major (more than 60% of the market) supplier of cigarettes in Japan, is 50% owned by the government -- it used to be two-thirds government owned.

    Given the degree of tobacco use in Japan, I'd wager that the profits earned through tobacco sales more than compensate for the consequent heath-care costs in the population. Further, the long incestuous relationship between government, public service bureaucracy and industry is most definitely expressed in the connections between the Ministry of Finance and JT: as far as I know, every president of JT has come from the top end of the Ministry of Finance, in the amakudari tradition.

    The mid-level bureaucrat in question I doubt was expressing an honest opinion on the aging demographic, but rather was trying to justify a very cozy but entirely medically irresponsible government relationship.

  48. It happened to me by josiebgoode · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was young, had been up all night and was not used to drinking coffee. Before going to work, I drank a large cup of very strong coffee... All day long, I kept asking my co-worker "what did you say?" and always got "nothing" as an answer. Sometimes I had also the feeling that somebody tapped on my shoulder. That really freaked me out. I'm glad it never happened to me since.