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Why Do We Name Servers the Way We Do?
jfruhlinger writes "If you use a Unix machine, it probably has a funny name. And if you work in an environment where there are multiple Unix machines, they probably have funny names that are variations on a theme. No, you're not the only one! This article explores the phenomenon, showing that even the CIA uses a whimsical server naming scheme." What are some of your best (worst?) naming schemes?
A goofy naming scheme is a bad idea when you're running over 100 servers in a dynamic environment. When your servers are named after wines, cheeses, and trees, who can say what Oak does, or Chablis, or Feta, or Jujuba, or Sassafras, ad nauseum.
-r0
Naming our machines in odd and amusing ways it our way of secretly rebelling against over management.
Just like my user name, I decided to go with the word "snow" in various languages. So far, I have my router chioni, server nix, desktop losse, and various other names for components. My wii is yuki, my xbox 360 is xue, my ipod touch is lumi. Beyond that I've also used "eira" and "schnee".
At my university NMSU, the CS department used alcoholic drinks (vodka, gin, etc), which were changed to vehicles (cobra, stingray) over complaints from an incoming professor. The sunrays were "bear" in various languages (oso, medved, ursa), and later they had words from the hacker's dictionary (foo, bar, baz, frob)
The naming schemes all were easily memorable, and prompted word associations, making them easy to mentally group. Ok, except the translations for bears, (and mine for snow) except for fellow crazy polyglots, and linguiphiles.
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Why not name them "prod01", "prod02", "dev01", "staging01", etc? It makes no sense at all to name them "happy", "goofy", and "Voldemort". All that does it add possible confusion. All you need to do is have a new hire forget for a moment that "Dolphin" is your five-nines-must-be-up-at-all-costs production database and "Porpoise" is your office quake server to have a massive, highly costly, possibly fatal failure... If you aren't naming your servers what they ARE, instead of some idiot meaningless name, you are a bad sysadmin who is just adding one more point of failure to an already complex system, simple as that.
Want to argue with me? Answer me this: Why it's a best practice when coding to name the "Total annual cost" variable something like "totalAnnualCost" instead of "HappyZippers"?
Over time, systems get refactored for uses that they were not originally intended, so that box named web1 is now an ftp server and nobody bothered to rename it. The same happens when you try to name them by physical location. r1a2r10n5 got moved from Room 1, Aisle 2, Rack 10, Number 5 to another room entirely.
The easiest time I had dealig with servers was when they were named after japanese monsters. We had Godzilla, Mothra, etc. We all know that Godzilla was the PostresSQL server. If a box's purpose changed, we didn't have to worry about renaming it and people would eventually learn its new purpose.
Whimsical names work.
-- Will program for bandwidth
Odd named hosts often have a meaning once you are clued in on the naming scheme. First off it really helps to give hosts on the network a NAME not just a number. You could just skip DNS if you are going to number em. A well thought out naming scheme helps. If you do it right the name gives you a rough idea what it does and still allows some fun in naming.
If I see a tree themed hostname I instantly know it is one of the machines in a patron lab. Flowers are staff hosts and mythological beings are in the server room. Yes machines in a lab could just be numbered but ya could also name yer cats Cat 1, Cat 2, Cat 3, etc.
Democrat delenda est
Why would this be limited to just Unix boxes? I've seen plenty of windows, mac, linux, etc network servers with the same kind of strange naming conventions.
If you are actually in any manner related to the developement of devices for genital mutilation, I would gladly break your neck.
Circumcision is child abuse.
We had this exact problem. Originally they were all named Webserver1,Webserver2,Monitoring1,Monitoring2 etc etc etc. We decided it would be cool to name them all after simpsons characters. 3 Days later I get an alert to my phone at 2am to tell me Nelson is not responding to ping. WTF is Nelson? Is he important? No idea what he did, and if he needed rebooting immediately or could wait till reasonable hours.
Hence I'm a big proponent for a useful naming scheme.
In Soviet Russia the insensitive clod is YOU!
Please review your Mac OS history.
Skynet
> It's a really bad sign when your naming scheme is less user-friendly than IP addresses
Name them whatever you want on the inside, then use an alias for stuff on the outside. But don't tie geography to the hosts. You'll always have to rename them if they move, even aliased. If you don't it's asking for trouble. You really don't want to have to bring up new hosts in that old data center you moved from a couple years ago, do you? That's just a great way to confuse things: "Which MSFT-MGJ-MAIL01 box is the one that's really in SNA again?"
-B
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We had this exact problem. Originally they were all named Webserver1,Webserver2,Monitoring1,Monitoring2 etc etc etc. We decided it would be cool to name them all after simpsons characters. 3 Days later I get an alert to my phone at 2am to tell me Nelson is not responding to ping. WTF is Nelson? Is he important? No idea what he did, and if he needed rebooting immediately or could wait till reasonable hours.
Hence I'm a big proponent for a useful naming scheme.
Yeah--that's even been a problem at the company I work for. Several times per week I end up in a conversation like this:
Me: "I can't connect to 192.168.7.241--it's out of admin slots for remote desktop" Boss: "What's 192.168.7.241? Is that DumbServerName1?" Me: "I'm not sure, what's 'DumbServerName1'?" Boss: 'It's the domain controller." Me: "Great, that still doesn't help."
I usually know everything by IP or it's DNS name. Where 192.168.7.241 might be 'mail.somedomain.com' but the box has a hostname of DumbServerName1
Lame.
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Not to feed a troll, but ...
"Tolerance" is about freedom of choice -- until that choice begins harming others against their will. Most genital mutilation is done before a child even learns to speak, never mind before the child is mature enough to make the decision in the first place. Calling circumcision and other kinds of genital mutilation a "religious freedom" is nothing short of barbaric.
My parents loved me enough to allow me to make the choice whether to keep my foreskin. Yeah, I'm not getting rid of it anytime soon.
Don't blame me -- I voted for Roslin.
I prefer names that mean something. A habit I acquired working on large, very large, distributed IT systems for $LARGEAZURECOMPANY. For example if you have a print serve in Chicago throwing errors it was nice to see: "chiprt7 not responding" as opposed to "Bilbo not responding".
The first message tells you Chicago print server #7 is having problems. The second one tells you nothing.
Or how about a name like dallsite2DB04? If an error is thrown, you know you are dealing with Dallas server, site number 2, database server #4.
Use cute names for your personal rigs. Use useful names for production systems.
putting the 'B' in LGBTQ+
Have two names per machine, a name for the machine itself, and a name for the services the machine provides, CNAME one to the other.
Say that machine's a webserver. Name it nelson, cname webserver01 to it. Setup monitoring using the functional names (webserver01, ns1, etc.) and use the other names for everything else. As people have said elsewhere, machines get repurposed, they rarely get renamed.
I've mostly found it a sign of a company's size/age/maturity as to how boring the server names are. Several places I've worked for started out with the admins coming up with their funny/cute/dorky naming schemes, only to eventually have server names be locked down in the name of STANDARDIZATION.
Then you have endless meetings to decide what should be the important components of a system name. Should it indicate the machine's location? It's OS? It's function? Should it even indicate which rack number and elevation slot the system is in? Eventually you end up with racks full of servers named SJC-LX-APPDEV01, NYC-SV-EXCHG02, and LDN-UX-SMTPDR01.
I have to admit, a little part of me misses having room for a little creativity in naming systems, but then the rest of me doesn't miss wasting time trying to come up with names for work systems. I've always got my home network to label with my ever-changing nerdly obsessions.
> Personally, I like MrDomainController, MrNameServer, MrFileServer, etc.
Sure, and then some of the machines change (or gain, or lose) roles, and somewhere down the line you end up with a webserver named MrFTPServer and a firewall named JrNameServer and a secondary mail server named LittleMissWorkstationXIV.
Either that or you rename your machines every time they change roles, and you end up with inventory-tracking notes along the lines of "MsPrintServer (formerly MrFileServer (previously MrNFSServer (and before that it was MrCEOWorkstation))) had its hard drive die in 2007, so now it has the one from JrFTPServer (not the current JrFTPServer, but the previous one (which before that was MrSMTPServer))."
Madness. There's a reason we give computers names, and giving them names like that defeats the purpose.
Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
It does not bloody well make administration easier! If you have say X servers scattered over Y locations, it makes sense to call them:
(site)(os)(function)(number)
i.e.
sydwindb002
meaning sydney windows database 002
as opposed to tauron or frickin picon, or smurf (I'm not kidding you). Best of all though I've seen was server. Just server.
Serving what?? This was in a rack of 27 severs in total.
As a sysad, it shits me when people come up with 'cute' nonsensical names that have no consistency and aren't self explanatory. I mean, good software engineering principles dictate that you use meaningful variable names. Why not server names as well?
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That actually seems a rational solution. Nothing like hours of discomfort to convince you the whole plan is a seriously bad idea.
God save us from armchair psychologists!
Although it may be healthy to project personalities onto things (I'm a little skeptical, though I could maybe be persuaded by somebody who doesn't go around making sweeping psychiatric diagnoses of people he's never met) that hardly justifies encoding those projections into names. I'm not saying you should never do it (in fact, I do it a lot) but when you do it, be practical. Others may not share your projections. They may find your names confusing, misleading, or even offensive.
Where I work, there are two products that are very similar, but not quite. Somebody in engineering decided that their internal code names should be after a comic book hero and his evil twin. Those of us who don't follow comic books don't find these names very mnemonic, and often get them confused.
You're wondering why I don't tell you these two comic book characters. Can't, because they're for internal use only. If it became widely known that these products had these code names, somebody with a similar product with a similar name could sue us for trademark infringement. (The official product names combine trademarks we've already established with meaningless strings of letters and numbers.) That's another problem with these cute names: get careless and you get sued. Apple actually spends a lot of money paying off people with claims against the names they use for all their OS updates. Possibly worth it, since it contributes to their main marketing asset: their coolness factor. But not worth it for most companies.
And then there are names that just carry the cute reference bit too far. I mean, come on, whose idea was it to name a Linux distro "Yggdrasil"?
You're quite right, and not just about servers. I've been at companies where every printer had its own cute name. And these weren't small companies with a couple of printers, we're talking dozens of them. A real nuisance when your regular printer is broken and you can't remember the name of one of the alternates.
I came back to work at one of these companies, and now all the printers have boring names based on where they are. Makes life much easier.
Soap and water?
We could also cure breast cancer by performing preemptive mastectomies.
We went backwards....
I work in an effects department, all of our systems were named "efx" followed by the room number (like 41) and a letter, if there was more than one computer (efx42a, efx42b).
Then we consolidated the animation department, and now all our computers are named after superheroes.
Huh?
I said "won't think make the engineering department's job harder when they need to work on the computers? They'll have to look up each name to see which one it is!"
"Yeah, but this is fun!"
Whatever.
I guess I'm a boring old idiot... my computers at home are named after the users (we all have our own) followed by either "desktop" or "laptop."
Stupid sexy Flanders.
Here's an analogy... it's like they altered your eyes to make you see in black and white; and someone says you could have a "more intense" vision. Not ever knowing color, you can only imagine that as increased brightness. And you think, no, I don't need more brightness.
But it's not just more of what you know. It's something you don't know at all.
Circumcision is child abuse.
Heaven forbid little boys would pull back their foreskin and rub it with a sponge. They may enjoy it.
Although it may be healthy to project personalities onto things (I'm a little skeptical, though I could maybe be persuaded by somebody who doesn't go around making sweeping psychiatric diagnoses of people he's never met) that hardly justifies encoding those projections into names.
There's a simple, practical reason for using names: IP addresses can be hard to remember.
There's a simple, practical reason for using "themed" name spaces: coming up with dozens/hundreds of names can be hard.
After all, I am strangely colored.
and reduced chance of losing the whole damned thing to cancer later in life
You are incredibly stupid if you believe you'll get penis cancer by not being circumcised.
Ditto to anybody who upmodded you. I mean, really. Smack yourself upside the head for being so gullible to believe this. The evidence. Also: why would you possibly believe that having an extra piece of skin would cause cancer?
Because you're stupid and gullible, that's why. Also: the first person to prove that cutting of the skin of the end of the penis decreases the likelyhood of cancer would probably win the nobel prize for cancer research.
most doctors call circumcision a health related choice
This has no basis in reality. Circumcision rates are now at the lowest point ever in the history of the US - and are continuing to fall. It's at just over 55% in the entire US - and down to almost 30% in western states.
Seems a pretty fair trade to me.
Of *course* you don't see the problem - because you have no idea what you lost. The most sensitive nerve cluster in the male body is at the base of the foreskin - and you don't have it. You're just as stupid as the blind parents who want to deliberately conceive a blind child.
Circumcision is child abuse. Period.
19 cross-sectional studies, 5 case-control studies, 3 cohort studies, and 1 partner study showed that the relative risk for HIV infection was 44% lower in circumcised men. Where's your evidence?
Having had to have a circumcision as an adult male for medical reasons let me tell you that waking up in the morning with stitches in him is absolutely no fun.
I suspect that if a tribal elder went through the morning routine I did for a month it would explain the decision to do it before you reach puberty (or even the ability to remember in the Jewish tradition)
Even worse, when you move PART of an office, or parts of a machine gets repurposed.
Never name a machine based on the service it performs. Services get moved.
Never name a machine based on its location. Machines get moved. Especially these days, when they get put on a VM.
Use a CNAME (or assign additional addresses) for services and locations, and
Then you won't have a problem when things change. Never use the machine name in an automated script or configuration file. Just the service name, which can then move freely from machine to machine.
But the hostname -- that's something you should remember, and which should be unambiguous enough to survive retelling and phone calls. Think about it. Would you rather have users try to tell you they have problems with dcvdxc03 and dcdvxc02 (which might be confused with dcdvxc03 and dcvdxc02), or with oberon and puck?
There are pitfalls with picking name themes too, of course One place I worked, I had machines named chokmah, binah and kether (named after the tree of life). A new admin saw "kether", thought it was due to its connection type, and named the next machine "lether".
Where did I say you can't name things? In the case of servers, printers, etc., you have to name things.
But coming up with names is only hard if you insist that the names be interesting. If you don't mind boring names like p12-3 (printer on the third floor of building 12) it's no big deal. Yeah, it's uncreative, but unnecessary creativity can be a pain in the ass. Save it for stuff that matters.
Except if a hacker gets in and reads the NETBIOS names of your servers, so they know exactly which ones to spend their time hacking. ...which is exactly why cutesy names make sense. Because no one should be able to run a simple scan of your network and be given a map of your servers.
our servers are named form the solar system ... moons too: phobos etc ... The death star is down, reboot!
You know that's not a...sigh, nevermind, I can't go through with it. :)
Right, and having two names for everything couldn't possibly cause confusion or miscommunication.
I don't call myself a 'linguaphile', snowgirl, I just quietly go through life with a PhD in linguistics. Also, your quote there has no bearing on anything. At all.
Hilarious to people into fishing. A total mystery to everybody else. Which I guess is part of the joke, but not a good way to relate to your users.