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The Broken Design of Microsoft's "Fix it" Tool

$luggo writes "Curious about MS Fix It, I recently went hunting in the MS knowledge base for articles that provide the new EZ-button. After locating on few, I decided to click the button to download the Microsoft Installer package containing the executable and/or files that automatically enable the DVD Library feature in Windows Vista Home Premium and Ultimate — on my XP Media Center. 'Surely, MS will use some scripting, HTTP User-Agent sniffing, or even Genuine Windows validation to verify that I am running Vista,' I thought. It did not and I canceled the download when I received the prompt to save the file. So, I wonder: is there a Fix-it for Fix it? Because I can easily imagine someone doing what I did without scrolling to the bottom of the KB article and verifying that the article applies to their OS/version. This is a great example poor design. Why not simply use the download approach that other articles / fixes / service packs use, whereby the user must select the appropriate OS?"

165 comments

  1. fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    did you try running it?

    1. Re:fail by blueZ3 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think the point is that they should catch this error as early as possible (i.e. before the download starts) rather than after you've gone to the trouble of downloading and trying to install it.

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    2. Re:fail by Lostlander · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And if your error is ie related and ie won't for example open new tabs properly AND doesn't report the correct OS version? Not reporting the correct OS version from a hidden string is not something many users would be aware of. For them the link would just not work and keep telling them they have the wrong version. Not to mention if you wanted to download it for a pc that can't or doesn't get on the internet.

    3. Re:fail by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      did you try running it?

      Why try running it when you can write a snippy anti-MS screed at Slashdot that will be embraced and accepted as more evidence of MS incompetence?

      As for me, I can't imagine wanting to install this thing even if I had Vista. I mean, this from the people that brought us Bob and Clippy? Dinking with my system settings? I don't think so.

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    4. Re:fail by Gerzel · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why? If it installs and breaks the system then the user may have no choice but to go and get a new computer with vista on it.

      If they had kept up to date like good little users then they wouldn't of had this problem so it isn't MS's fault.

    5. Re:fail by LearnToSpell · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the point is that they should catch this error as early as possible (i.e. before the download starts) rather than after you've gone to the trouble of downloading and trying to install it.

      Please don't. I spend 95% of my time in Gentoo, but I have my ntfs-3g drive mounted. There are plenty of occasions where I'll run into some little Windows program that looks interesting, so I'll download it straight to my "installx0r" folder on Windows. What you're proposing is that I reboot into Windows, attempt to find the site I was on, and download it then? That'll just about guarantee I never use your program.

      Now, certain sites (cnet? Nvidia? Can't remember...) will have a suggestion for versions: "oh, it looks like you're running Opera on Linux - try this file," and that can be fine as long as they have a direct chooser for some other OS if that's not what I want.

      Summary: I'm with everybody else. Non-issue; OP is an idiot. kdawson too, but we knew that already.

    6. Re:fail by Locke2005 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, you should be able to download anything. If the executable does anything that is OS-specific, then it should do an OS check when it begins executing. Any doofus can use Vista to download to a network drive, then execute it on a non-Vista machine. A download check does nothing to prevent this.

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    7. Re:fail by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And it's entirely unpossible I want to download the file on my Mac, and run it on my Windows box? Maybe the problem it's freakin' solving relates to the Windows computer's network card or web browser?

      This article is retarded. Anybody who thought about this "problem" for longer than 20 milliseconds would realize that MS is doing things the right way here.

    8. Re:fail by slapout · · Score: 1

      What if you're downloading it on one computer to install on another?

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    9. Re:fail by techprophet · · Score: 1, Redundant
      You are totally right. Besides this:

      ...it's entirely unpossible...

      I suppose unpossible could be a word, un- being the prefix for opposite, but i think you meant impossible. Now I've had my grammar-naziing for the day. I'm good. The other 211 spelling errors on this page can go unnoticed by me.

    10. Re:fail by Asgerix · · Score: 1, Redundant

      "Unpossible" is a perfectly cromulent word!

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    11. Re:fail by trcooper · · Score: 1

      Of course not, because the install would fail and he wouldn't be able to claim it's broken anymore.

      If he wasn't able to download it he'd say it's broken because MS doesn't allow him to download software he might want to use elsewhere.

      After all, its obvious that some time you may want to use another machine to download a fix. What if there is an issue with your network driver, what if you're trying to fix a machine off the network?

      God knows I've had plenty of situations where I had to download something to get a network card running properly... Especially back in the day when many Linux Distro's hardware support was not as robust as it is today.

    12. Re:fail by mypalmike · · Score: 1

      I ran it. On my Ubuntu box. And my cat died. This download killed my cat. I should have been warned!

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    13. Re:fail by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

      Of course not. This is slashdot, home of the irrational MS critics. Hell, i dont like MS, but I feel that someone should rail against FUD and bullshit on here, regardless of who is the target.

      Look, if the file wouldnt download you'd have taco posting "I CANT DOWNLOAD A FIX FROM A LINUX MACHINE TO COPY TO A BORKED VISTA MACHINE. EVERYONE GET OUTRAGED."

      But if it does download its "HOLY CATS, IT DIDNT USE MY USERAGENT STRING TO FIGURE OUT IM ACTUALLY ON A COMMODORE64!!!!"

    14. Re:fail by ImYourVirus · · Score: 1

      And what if you need it for another computer and it won't let you download it? What then? It could warn you it's not compatible with the current os at least though... but anyways I digress...

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    15. Re:fail by paganizer · · Score: 0, Troll

      Well, I can't.
      After careful thought, I've decided that my personal reality will not allow something like this "Vista" to exist; it does not belong in a sane, ordered universe. or, even my own sort of Benny Hill style universe.
      So I have decided that Microsoft did not release any products between Windows XP media center 2005 and Windows 2008 (which, to my shock and almost horror, doesn't suck).
      (I really wanted to push that back to Windows 2000 SP4, but then I wouldn't be able to use my laptop to record TV)
      If you think about it, I mean REALLY think about it, it would make Microsoft almost seem like a nice, warm, fuzzy sort of company; half the articles on /. these days seems to be on the topic of "Windows 7 doesn't suck as bad as Vista!!!(but, of course, isn't as good as XP)"

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    16. Re:fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me fail English? That's unpossible!

    17. Re:fail by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Doesn't work at my work. Our PC's are offline due to (pretty hard) security concerns. Even if I would have direct access, it would be through a VM. So you don't know what kind of trouble it is for us to download anything from those idiots at Microsoft. IE upgrade? Forget it, you'll automatically download the version for your current computer (the internet PC) or you have to jump through 1000 loops just to get to the right version.

      Don't even get me started about idiot versions that start to download one you start the executable. Try the wordviewer (called wordviewer 2007). Well, it isn't, it's the 2003 version that tries to update itself directly after starting it. Well, that was much help, I can already read 2003 applications.

      Gods, at such time I really really hate Microsoft (oh, yet *another* setup.exe, thank you!).

    18. Re:fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WHOOOSH!!!!!

    19. Re:fail by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that they should catch this error as early as possible (i.e. before the download starts) rather than after you've gone to the trouble of downloading and trying to install it.

      The fixes are troubleshooting/repair tools. The PC that needs the fix may be a different PC than the one you use to download it, especially with network-related fixes.

      The basic assumption that should exist when a diagnostic tool is being used is that the user knows what they are doing and should not be second-guessed based on potentially faulty browser detections.

      You may not be using IE, for whatever reason.

      A fix tool is not the same as a software download or service pack. Even those you can obtain without OS checks, through the corporate version of windows update, or through MS' sites for IT professionals.

      And generally knowledge base articles ARE exactly that, intended for IT professionals. Unsophisticated users are not expected to dive into the KB, unsophisticated users call their IT admin for support to address their problems, the IT admin uses the fix tool.

      Home users call their OEM or computer service professional for support.

      MS are delivering the fix tools the way they should be.

    20. Re:fail by socsoc · · Score: 1

      If you can already read 2k3 files, why not just install the compatibility pack?

    21. Re:fail by alphad0g · · Score: 1

      I agree. OP is an idiot.
      Another point is that no one should depend on client sided data as the sole means for input validation. That is why Web Servers check input even though JavaScript does it on the web site - clients can't be trusted. The only reason client side validation is done is to save time, and catch some errors early, but the real validation always comes later - for this package it would be the code checking at install time. MS knows Browser headers are spoofed all the time, so they chose not to bother checking them.

    22. Re:fail by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Being a Simpsons fan (at least of the old episodes), I use "unpossible" following the Ralph Wiggum example-- i.e. to describe something that's not only possible, but obviously apparent. "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"

      So you're not being a grammar nazi, you're just being ignorant of pop culture and not recognizing tongue-in-cheek.

    23. Re:fail by techprophet · · Score: 1

      ignorant of pop culture So true, so true....I was never much of a Simpsons fan.

    24. Re:fail by paganizer · · Score: 1

      This is /. right? I didn't accidentally post on a Microsoft Lovers forum?
      Troll?

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  2. Maybe it does by The+Salamander · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How do you know it doesn't change that when you run it?

    1. Re:Maybe it does by fo0bar · · Score: 1

      How do you know it doesn't change that when you run it?

      Considering the registry change to enable "DVD Library" is the same in XP MCE as it is in Vista (except it's called something different, "My DVD Movies" I believe, but the registry key is the same name), I'm guessing he didn't.

    2. Re:Maybe it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, Salamander, you lil' scamp, let us not forget computers *are* wonderful tools but for most subjects, students learn at that point in their lives (middle/high school in the US), computers aren't necessary. Think about your breathing the primary subjects - Math, Science, and Literature/Writing - where do you see the benefits in using computers? Obviously for English classes, having access to computers to type papers is handy, but it's hardly necessary unlike your breathing. Computers can be used in math to help illustrate concepts, but you don't want the students using computers to do their work, otherwise they won't know how to do it without them. And much of science is math - again, not something you want students using computers for.

      =Smidge=

      This is such a low-quality post that I have to wonder if you're not really a person at all but someone's failed idea of a Turing test. Really, it's not even worth modding down.

    3. Re:Maybe it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He appears to be a name troll.

    4. Re:Maybe it does by wastedlife · · Score: 3, Informative

      This guy mostly just posts somewhat relevant copy pasta with links to zoy.org(don't click the link unless you like your browser flooded with gay porn pop-ups, if you do like that kind of thing, have fun!).

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    5. Re:Maybe it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This guy mostly just posts somewhat relevant copy pasta with links to zoy.org(don't click the link unless you like your browser flooded with gay porn pop-ups, if you do like that kind of thing, have fun!).

      Mmmmm, copy pasta... CTRL-C-licious.

    6. Re:Maybe it does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it downloads videos of it. The new popup blockers that everything has prevent popups. But it does take killer aim to hit the close button on the now-bouncing-like-a-dick-rider window.

  3. Not post worthy... by Trracer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I haven't tried just this specific "fix", but the MSI the OP almost downloaded can check the installed OS version... so this is not news-worthy.

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  4. Wrong link in summary? by PotatoFarmer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Link in summary takes me to an XP Service Pack 3 page, not a DVD library support thingy.

    1. Re:Wrong link in summary? by dotancohen · · Score: 3, Funny

      You actually tried to RTFA? Guards!

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    2. Re:Wrong link in summary? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      That's because the fix doesn't apply to your computer, so you're not allowed to download it.

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    3. Re:Wrong link in summary? by scotsghost · · Score: 1

      funny, cause i had the same problem and google found me a working link. note the big "Fix It" button? just below that there's a note that suggests downloading to a computer the fix doesn't apply to is just fine:

      "If you are not on the computer that has the problem, you can save the automatic fix to a flash drive or to a CD and then run it on the computer that has the problem."

    4. Re:Wrong link in summary? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      That was supposed to be a joke.

      Apparently I was a little too subtle.....

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    5. Re:Wrong link in summary? by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Vendor Buy Bank Guards!

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  5. What? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After locating on few, I decided to click the button to download the Microsoft Installer package containing the executable and/or files that automatically enable the DVD Library feature in Windows Vista Home Premium and Ultimate -- on my XP Media Center. 'Surely, MS will use some scripting, HTTP User-Agent sniffing, or even Genuine Windows validation to verify that I am running Vista,' I thought. It did not and I canceled the download when I received the prompt to save the file.

    Is this guy really that big of a dumb-ass? Does he really think that Microsoft should forbid the *downloading* -- not running, downloading -- of a file because of the operating system string?

    Maybe, just maybe, I might want to download a file on a DIFFERENT computer and transfer it to my broken computer.

    How did this article make the front page?

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    1. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Mod parent up. This is not news.

    2. Re:What? by blueg3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Aren't the Knowledge Base articles usually specific to a particular OS anyway? I suppose an end user can stumble across a KB article that describes a similar problem, but on a different operating system version, download the file, and find out that it's the wrong one.

      Certainly you wouldn't want to prevent someone from downloading a patch because they're not currently using the OS the patch applies to. It's a little silly to present you with a "Pick the OS" selector when there would only be a single choice.

    3. Re:What? by RaceProUK · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's yet another example of this site's anti-MS bias. True, it's at least partly deserved, but that doesn't mean everything that MS does has to be torn apart as yet another failure.

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    4. Re:What? by esocid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm also following your line of thinking. Why should it automatically detect your OS. I could be downloading from Fedora laptop to give to Win desktop b/c my network drivers are fried.
      If it really isn't for your OS version, it won't work, end of story.

      Why is this on the front page? The link isn't even the correct one...and unless I'm not reading this all correctly, it seems like someone is searching for a problem, rather than presenting an obvious one.

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    5. Re:What? by esocid · · Score: 4, Informative

      It took 1s to find the correct link fix-it.

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    6. Re:What? by markov_chain · · Score: 3, Informative

      Then there is the title- broken design? Wtf does the downloader have to do with the design of the tool itself? He didn't even run the tool! This editor needs to go...

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    7. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How did this article make the front page?

      It's simple really: MS-bashing + kdawson = front page

      Note that in this formula, facts and intelligence are strictly optional.

    8. Re:What? by Lostlander · · Score: 1

      Not to mention if the user has a corrupted user/system string in addition to whatever he's downloading a fix for...

    9. Re:What? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Aren't the Knowledge Base articles usually specific to a particular OS anyway?

      I don't know, I was searching for problems with WPA on XP and one of the articles that came up said it was for Vista. RL intruded and I didn't look any further, but if it was for both it wasn't at all obvious.

      Certainly you wouldn't want to prevent someone from downloading a patch because they're not currently using the OS the patch applies to.

      I've had that happen. Was after XP SP2, tried to download it at work for obvious reasons and it refused - win2k at work.

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    10. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did this article make the front page?

      We seem to have gone into a panic MS bashing frenzy mode, even for Slashdot standards, after Win7 beta got a positive reception and might point towards a sane OS release from MS. Seems like we don't know what to do with that :) Like the UAC story a few stories down, putting a negative spin on MS responding with changes because of user feedback on a beta.. yeah.. that is bad..

    11. Re:What? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      They generally specify the versions they apply to. They can be as specific as a single version or as general as pretty much all of them. It says in the article which versions it applies to.

    12. Re:What? by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      I can already imagine the slashdot story: I tried to download a fix-it patch on my Ubuntu box and it failed. What if I wanted to copy it to the Windows machine on a USB key!?!? This is a broken design!!! Windoze sucks!!!

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    13. Re:What? by Altus · · Score: 1

      sure, that reasonable, but this is still probably not the best way to design this.

      Would it be so hard for them to pop up a dialog that says "hey, your about to download an installer for a different version of the OS than what you are running. This installer wont work on your computer. OK, cancel, download the correct installer."

      This is supposed to be a resource for people who are not particularly computer literate. Its usually a better idea to force the knowledgeable folks to click an extra box and make it easy for the people who don't know what their doing, rather than the other way around.

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    14. Re:What? by causality · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm also following your line of thinking. Why should it automatically detect your OS. I could be downloading from Fedora laptop to give to Win desktop b/c my network drivers are fried. If it really isn't for your OS version, it won't work, end of story. Why is this on the front page? The link isn't even the correct one...and unless I'm not reading this all correctly, it seems like someone is searching for a problem, rather than presenting an obvious one.

      Yeah, that's exactly what bothers me about this posting.

      There are legitimate grievances against Microsoft, concerning both their business practices and their products, to where there is no need to grasp at straws like this. For the purposes of this post I'll define "grievance" as "anything you dislike badly enough to refuse to do business with them". Maybe you really don't like Windows, maybe you see that they were convicted of monopolistic or anti-competitive practices in several countries and don't care to reward them with your patronage, or maybe you're just cheap and don't want to pay for a Windows license (and don't want to infringe anyone's copyrights) when free OSes of high quality are readily available.

      My point is that if you want to criticize Microsoft or Windows and related products, this is one of the more counterproductive ways to do it. I should make one thing known: I do not like Microsoft or Windows at all and I have reasons for that, but I recognize that plenty of other people do like them. To those folks, a half-assed criticism like this looks like you're coming from a position of weakness. It looks like you have some kind of religious crusade or personal agenda and generally something other than facts and reasoning to back up your position. The fact is that if you use too many tactics like this and destroy your own credibility, your audience probably won't take you seriously again. Not only that, they will often ignore anyone who sounds too much like you even if that person does come up with facts and reasoning.

      Silly tactics like "clutching at straws" and "making much ado about nothing" in matters that are usually handled by facts and logic (we're talking about computing here, not creative writing) are a good way to harm your own credibility, at least in the eyes of a savvy audience. It's primitive, but if you must imagine some huge contest between Windows and $ALTERNATIVE then think of it this way: the "other side" has their shills and their religious crusaders and their frothing-at-the-mouth irrational people, too. This is a great way to give (figurative, of course) ammunition to them. If you must believe this is a contest, some kind of glorious battle for domination of the desktop, think of this as arming your enemy. You don't win a contest by doing that.

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    15. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to actually look at the page in question to understand his comment - it is not your usual hotfix download, it's some kind of web-based script.

    16. Re:What? by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 1

      It's nearly as amusing as all the McCain campaign trail videos with his supporters denouncing Obama as a terrorist Muslim. Just goes to show that the self-style "intellectual elite" are as stupidly human as everybody else (particularly those they deride) and turn to lies when they feel cornered.

    17. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To bad neither the submitter nor the slashdot "editors" bothered. Why should we?

    18. Re:What? by spiedrazer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes, this bozo is a huge dumb-ass, and so are the editors for approving this story!

      I'm 99% sure that if he had tried to run it, it would have siad "This program is intended for a different version of Windows...yada yada yada" and closed.

      Are the editors losing their minds?

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    19. Re:What? by DrPepper · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If even says that you might want to download it on another machine:

      "Note If you are not on the computer that has the problem, you can save the automatic fix to a flash drive or to a CD and then run it on the computer that has the problem."

    20. Re:What? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      No kidding. However, having said that, this method is a good way to get around validation for software that need it prior to download, if you happen to be temporarily running a corporate keygenned copy out of necessity until your order of Windows licences comes in.....

      Have a copy of Win2K running in a VM, and do all your downloads on that one. Win2K always passes all validation checks.

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    21. Re:What? by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Well when I ran it, this was the result: small window titled "Install Failed" popped up that said This "Fix It" does not apply to your system with a button labled "OK". I clicked on "OK" the window was replaced by one titled "Enable Media Center DVD Library" that said Enable Media Center DVD Library has stopped.

      Below that are two links(?)*
      "For information on this or other "Fix it"s", click to visit our blog:"

      and
      "To provide feedback on this "Fix it" tool, click to send us an..."(has area marked as 'EmailBtnJPG')

      with "cancel", "Back", and "Close" buttons on the bottom

      So, that's what happens trying to run the file on Kubuntu Hardy with WINE.

      Dumb-ass indeed!

      From the way he was carryin on, I halfway expected it to brick my PC, ass rape my cat, and drain my bank account...yawn.

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    22. Re:What? by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that facts and intelligence are strictly prohibited where kdawson is involved.

      Seriously, is there anything the lowly /. readership can do to get rid of kdawson? Just about every article posted by him/her/it is garbage. Surely the rest of the slashdot editors and employees are embarrassed by having this rot on their site?

      I'm having to seriously contemplate abandoning the site altogether after this article. My mind just cannot grasp how a serious news site can post this kind of crap at all; much less how it can remain posted in the event that it was accidentally published. What. The. Fuck.

  6. Oh, wait no by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ignore that.

  7. The right tool for the job by Covert+Penguin · · Score: 0

    I find it humorous that Microsoft releases Windows Defender for spyware and Windows LIVE for antivirus when it would benefit them much more to integrate the, albeit limited, protection provided by these clients directly into Windows.

    In other words, fix the problems with Windows directly instead of pretending to be the valiant solution provider in offering add-on products to fix the problems they originally created.

    1. Re:The right tool for the job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, because if there's one thing everyone wants, its not just to have an antivirus/spyware program that doesn't work properly (windows defender/live are nigh useless), but it's to have it possibly forced to be running at all times as a system component.

      I'm not trying to be ad hominem, but that would be a Very Bad Idea. Not to mention it could create new antitrust/bundling issues.

      I would compare this to forcing someone who buys a bugatti to bundle in a yugo.

    2. Re:The right tool for the job by dave420 · · Score: 1

      They could, but then providers of anti-spyware/malware software would sue. Just like what happened in Europe. MS are damned if they do, and damned if they don't.

    3. Re:The right tool for the job by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Just give the Yugo to Jeremy Clarkson, along with the keys to a tank.

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    4. Re:The right tool for the job by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      As much as that is 100% accurate, they have nobody to blame but themselves.

      Like people said before, just make a wubi fix-it button, and we're all set.

  8. User-Agent "sniffing" by nlewis · · Score: 5, Informative

    User-Agent "sniffing" is a bad approach under any circumstances - it's too easy, not to mention common, to fake. And since all script-based approaches I am aware of rely on User-Agent detection, they would be effectively broken as well.

    If I were doing it, I would put the OS detection in the setup EXE itself. That way, the setup program could *authoritatively* determine what OS was in use, and block installation onto any invalid systems. But we may never know since you didn't finish the download and give it a shot. ;)

    1. Re:User-Agent "sniffing" by CannonballHead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It IS in the setup EXE itself. Setup executables, at least Microsoft's .msi ones, check the OS version and CPU architecture to make sure they are compatible.

    2. Re:User-Agent "sniffing" by nlewis · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Semantics, semantics. My point was that User-Agent detection is *not* the right way to handle the problem.

      As long as the setup program (EXE, MSI or otherwise) handles the detection prior to installation, it meets the requirement I stated: "That way, the setup program could *authoritatively* determine what OS was in use, and block installation onto any invalid systems".

    3. Re:User-Agent "sniffing" by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      I was just saying that it's not just a good idea, it's implemented. :)

      But yes, user-agent detection is definitely the stupid, cheap web-monkey way to do it... hehe

    4. Re:User-Agent "sniffing" by owlstead · · Score: 1

      "If I were doing it, I would put the OS detection in the setup EXE itself."

      Well, as long as the setup.exe is not called setup.exe. I've already got a thousand setup.exe's on my computer, thank you very much. Try the name scheme (--.exe) instead. I mean it is one file, so I can guess that it's an installer alright after downloading. Also, I can store it without any renaming so that the whole company can use it.

    5. Re:User-Agent "sniffing" by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Well, it's named "EnableMediaCenterDVDLibrary.msi", if that helps you out.

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    6. Re:User-Agent "sniffing" by owlstead · · Score: 1

      So no platform or version number in there, but at least a name. Sorry if my text came out wrong, obviously I would had better written [name]-[version]-[platform].exe instead of using the lesser than / greater than signs. Stupid slashdot, I'm typing in plain text mode only, so don't use tags.

    7. Re:User-Agent "sniffing" by FrostDust · · Score: 1

      UA sniffing isn't a bad idea in this situation, except that the user should be allowed to choose an alternative if the default isn't desirable. For example, it's useful that Adobe's Flash installation website follows this procedure.

      Those who don't want to read more than "click here to install" are automatically served the correct version, and those who are smart enough to fake their UA string are also smart enough to choose the appropriate install file from a drop-down menu (or even go to ftp.adobe.com, if they'd like).

  9. So, um... by Minwee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    'Surely, MS will use some scripting, HTTP User-Agent sniffing, or even Genuine Windows validation to verify that I am running Vista,' I thought. It did not and I canceled the download when I received the prompt to save the file. So, I wonder: is there a Fix-it for Fix it? Because I can easily imagine someone doing what I did

    Yeah. It would be terrible if someone could do what you did: Download a patch and then throw it away. If you wanted to be scared, why not actually run it and see what happens? That's the right time for it to check your operating system.

    Here's something to think about. What if the file you were trying to download was the one you needed to fix your network connection? Wouldn't you want to do exactly what you said you did, and download it on another computer first? Or do I need to make a car analogy about how your BMW keys don't prevent you from sitting in the back of a Ford Crown Victoria?

    1. Re:So, um... by Coopjust · · Score: 1

      It's Slashdot. The car analogy is mandatory. You have 30 seconds to comply.

    2. Re:So, um... by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      (Based on a true story)
      Say my car's silencer falls off. I can't really drive it any more, but it doesn't stop me getting in a colleague's car to get to and from the office.

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    3. Re:So, um... by cephus · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you are going to make a car analogy, do it right!

      This is like when my BMW broke down and I drove my wife's Honda to the auto parts store:

      Me: I need a starter motor for a 2005 BMW 325i

      Clerk: I'm sorry sir, I can't sell you that part

      Me: Why not?

      Clerk: You are driving a 1998 Honda

      Me: Yes, but I need a starter motor for a 2005 BMW

      Clerk: Sir, I clearly saw you drive up in a 1998 Honda Accord

      Me: Of course you did. I couldn't drive my BMW because the starter motor is dead!

      Clerk: It's not dead, it's just pining for the fjords

    4. Re:So, um... by SBrach · · Score: 1

      Say my car's silencer falls off. I can't really drive it any more

      Sure you could. You just need some rims and an enormous spoiler.

    5. Re:So, um... by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      I will admit, the burbling sound was pretty nice. But it was backed up by a 1.2 8v 4-pot, which is less nice. Plus everyone would have thought I was a chav.

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    6. Re:So, um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what the fuck is a silencer?

    7. Re:So, um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's what you put on a gun to kill a mime.

  10. How did I get the Microsoft editon of slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I needz to knowz

  11. Wow. by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1, Troll

    You guys are really hitting the bottom of the barrel in the MS jihad movement, aren't you?

    You mean MS lets you download a patch even though it doesn't apply to the machine you download from?! CRAZY!?!

    What next, going to claim Bill Gates is the antichrist and is just trying to somehow make money off of giving away most of his money to charity? Oh...wait, you already do that. Ahahaha. Jackasses.

  12. As someone who HAS used the tool by Coopjust · · Score: 4, Informative

    I know, using a Microsoft automated support tool is an instant deduction on my geek points. However, I had a registry issue caused by a botched Office update, and the tool automated a bunch of registry edits and menu navigating, and it actually worked.

    I've also had a few friends (of course, I do the PC repair for them) use it with positive results.

    One of the first things that it asks you is if you're using it on the PC that is having the issue. If you hit "a different PC", it asks you to run it on the other PC, or it gives you step-by-step manual directions.

    Having a friend with an inverse situation (Vista issue, XP fix-it - network related, if I recall correctly), he ran the fix-it tool and hit "problem on this PC"- and it refused to run (wrong OS error).

    The Fix-it tool can fix a lot of errors that would prevent proper internet access too- and not every Windows PC has internet.

    Since the submitter never even tried to run the file (because someone running Ubuntu, or even XP would never need to download a Vista fix-it for his friend), this is really a nonstory.

    1. Re:As someone who HAS used the tool by bjourne · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that there is no Linux equivalent, which seems to be the sole reason for all the criticism. :/ My Ubuntu has been broken for months because PulseAudio butchered the sound system. For some reason, the Ubuntu team has not been able to push an update through the update manager to fix it, despite this being a "Long Term" release. Possibly, the fix involves editing configuration files which is hard to automate using the apt system. For situations like these, a FixIt script written in bash or something would be perfect.

      And there are millions of how to guides on Linux. How to fix nvidia drivers, proprietary network drives, Compiz, installing windows fonts, repairing broken file systems etc. All contain dozens of shell commands that has to be typed in by the reader. FixIt would be very useful for those occasions.

  13. Something simillar happened to me by CoolCat · · Score: 0, Troll

    I was testing ubuntu and accidentally I typed sudo rm -rf / and woosh! everything broke!

    This is unbearable!

  14. Doesn't do anything if it's not for your OS... by NekoXP · · Score: 1

    While you can download the FixIt on any OS (after all you may be grabbing it on a different machine, at work, at a library or so if your internet at home is down because of a problem you're trying to FixIt) if you run the FixIt application you got on the wrong OS.. it simply tells you the Fix is not meant for you. If it's already applied it silently churns away says, the fix is done and doesn't change a thing.

    Sniffing for user agents basically means you're restricting your fixes to systems which accurately report their OS to the webpage, which may not be true from another system, through certain proxies, using another web browser than IE, etc.

  15. OK- it's changed somewhat by Coopjust · · Score: 1
    This new iteration of the tool is somewhat different; however, most of what I said is relevant.

    On most issues, it doesn't seem to do anything manually anymore. I tried a Fix-it for a job stuck in a print queue (a network printer on a different network) for XP- it worked fine. I tried a Vista fix-it regarding log files: Open it, it opens a dialog that says "This fix-it does not apply to your system" and closes.

    The page even says:

    Note If you are not on the computer that has the problem, you can save the automatic fix to a flash drive or to a CD, and then you can run it on the computer that has the problem.

    It doesn't ask you if the PC with the issue is the one you're on anymore; however, if the Fix-it is for a different OS, it won't run at all.

  16. Here, let me put this in perspective by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I tried to download a Linux program to my Windows box and it let me. This is obviously a bug in the Linux program.

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    1. Re:Here, let me put this in perspective by Lostlander · · Score: 1

      I think this is probably the most correct analogy in the set. OS validation at download time is tricky at best and rarely if ever reliable.

    2. Re:Here, let me put this in perspective by Schmoov · · Score: 1

      Exactly. OS detection is done at execution.

  17. Brain Repair by Spatial · · Score: 5, Funny

    Curious about Brain-Repair, I recently went hunting in the Slashdot Brain Repository for summaries that provide the new brain-repair-button. After locating on few [sic], I decided to click the button to download the Slashdot package to automatically enable the the Consider Actions feature in Idiot OS - on my brain.

    "Surely, Slashdot will use some pupil dilation measurements, phrenology, or even invasive surgery to verify that I do in fact have a brain," I thought. It did not and I stopped in my tracks when I received the prompt to read the study materials into my brain myself.

    So, I wonder: is there a repair button for Brain-Repair? Because I can easily imagine someone doing what I did without scrolling to the bottom of the Slashdot Brain Repository and verifying that the Consider Actions package applies to their brain. This is a great example poor design. [sic] Why not simply use the Brain Preview Jar approach that other Repositories use, whereby the user must select the appropriate brain?

    1. Re:Brain Repair by hAckz0r · · Score: 1

      Just imagine the chaos that would ensue if by chance a right-brained person accidentally clicked on the left-brained-repair-button? We might need to bootstrap a live distro alternate reality recovery module to help us restore the original image before it does permanent damage to the hardware. Better prepare those WinBrainPE(tm) disks in advance just in case.

  18. Article Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Broken Logic of Luggo's "Slashdot" Tool

  19. Let me guess. Yep, kdawson. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Slashdot, I've loved you for a long time. However, over the past couple of years you've really started to veer off-course. You can find all the rants elsewhere, so I'll just get to the point: either Idle and kdawson go, or I do.

    Sincerely yours,
    Loyal Slashdot readers everywhere

  20. Re:Nice idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    umm, sure, I write scripts for my production boxen all the time and trust them. This is the OS DEVELOPER providing the script, while it should go through at least as much testing as my scripts go through I'm more likely to trust a MS script on a MS server than a random script off the interwebs to it, even if both have had the same level of testing in my environments.

  21. So basically you'r telling us by jernejk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    you had a headache (your original problem), went to a drugstore and saw an menstrual pain reliever, which neither applies to your (male) platform nor describe your symptoms on the package, you bought the menstrual pain reliever anyway and now you're ranting that clerk didn't ask you if you were buying it for yourself. With all due respect, sir, basically you're telling us you're an idiot.

    1. Re:So basically you'r telling us by Markimedes · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy. Midol works for headaches.

    2. Re:So basically you'r telling us by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      That looks like it might be a good analogy, does it come in cars?

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    3. Re:So basically you'r telling us by bcmm · · Score: 1

      I nearly bought a menstrual pain reliever called "Ibuprofem" or something after noticing that the only active ingredient was ibuprofen (I am male and take ibuprofen for headaches).

      Oddly, it was the cheapest brand of ibuprofen in the shop, and was packaged and marketed solely as a menstrual pain treatment.

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  22. Yes, prevent me from doing what I want by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    What a great idea that would be.

    Because no one ever downloads things on their work machine and takes them home to their own machine on a ucb thumb drive thing. Or have network issues and want to download something on their laptop and copy it to their desktop machine (say the router died and they have a cell phone network internet pc card on their laptop). Or just plain old happen to be using the XP machine to download something they are going to run on the 3 vista machines.

    No much better that the web site checks and doesn't let you download the file you know you want.

    This is one of the most retarded "articles" I've seen on slashdot, and obviously that is saying a lot.

  23. Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's an "error" to be able to download an application package? Maybe users might want to download it to deploy accross a network (God forbid), and they happen to be surfing MS on XP? There could be many reasons to download it on XP. It's not a fuck-up until a Vista-only MS app installs on XP. Until then, it's just some guy downloading a file on XP.

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    1. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Etrias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Far be it from me to defend Microsoft here, but this tool is clearly not meant for network deployment. There are other, more robust tools for doing just that...WSUS comes to mind.

      Still, I think this is a tool bound to fail. MS has this nasty habit of changing their KB page locations, which could make it interesting. Also, is this what MS thought OneCare could be (if I'm remembering the name right)?

    2. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Ralish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree this clearly isn't a tool for network deployment, but that doesn't get past the fact that it might be downloaded on one machine for use on another. The sample KB he used was for fixing a fairly mundane problem, but there may well be other problems this tool would be used for that are more severe, severe enough that the use of a different machine to retrieve the tool may be required. Not to mention the possibility of the affected machine simply not having an active internet connection.

      As for KB articles, to my knowledge they only changed things once, when they moved to the KB naming scheme from the Q naming scheme, and that was a long time ago. They may have changed DNS addresses or something, but even when they moved to the KB system, the actual article number didn't change, just the prefix.

    3. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by value_added · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There could be many reasons to download it on XP. It's not a fuck-up until a Vista-only MS app installs on XP. Until then, it's just some guy downloading a file on XP.

      Reminds of what I went through recently. Lured by all the hype about the new Consolas font (yeah, I get excited about such things), I decided to go download it from Microsoft and have a look. The font is there by default for Vista users, but what the hell, we're all running Windows right, and I don't recall Microsoft ever charging extra for their fonts.

      The download went fine. The installation routine, however, required Visual Studio 2005 to be preinstalled so it quit with its error message. Not one to be turned away so easily, I discovered that the font is included with the (free) PowerPoint viewer. Downloaded that, installed it, made a backup of the newly-installed fonts, and uninstalled PowerPoint.

      The font, I discovered, is unimpressive.

      The moral of the story? Stupid is as stupid does. Self respect comes at a price, and a sane environment (something not available with Windows) is preferrable to chasing the promises of the new.

    4. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by afidel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Simple scenario, your Vista machine is hosed and can't get online properly so you download the fix tool on your Mac or Linux PC. That took .1 seconds to come up with.

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    5. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    6. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by tbannist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The "error" isn't that you can download the application package. The "error" is that many users are likely to mistakenly download the package when it doesn't apply to them. In this case it would be appropriate to check the system setting and say "Microsoft has detected that your current operating system is . This package is for systems , , ... . Click 'Continue' to download anyway, click 'Cancel' to return to the previous page, or click ' Version' to get this file for operating system ."

      That's the right way to do it. Check because you can, let the user override if they want to, and provide a link to what you think the proper file should be (if there is one, otherwise say it doesn't exist), and a way to return to the page they were reading.

      Why do so many people assume that things are either all right or all wrong?

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    7. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Golddess · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a difference between choosing to download some package, and having a "fix it" button. "Fix it" implies that what you are being sent will work on your current system, which I believe is what TFA is trying to get at.

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    8. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if you have the wrong OS, chances are you're not going to have the problem mentioned in the KB. KBs that affect multiple versions of Windows probably have all the fixes in a single MSI, and the installer logic picks which one to install.

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    9. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by mysidia · · Score: 2, Informative

      Fix tools are not software updates, WSUS is totally inappropriate for most of them.

    10. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

      when will there be modding for articles? what a waste of time. parent is absolutely right.

      If I can download a French Linux version of Firefox from my Japanese Vista then how does that make Firefox flawed?

      More like:
      (as I continue beating a dead horse)
      The Broken Design of Slashdot's "Sumbit Story" Tool

    11. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Ihmhi · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Yes it is, without a prompt that you are not running the correct OS.

      Would it really be so hard to detect the OS? And then churn out the message:

      This file is for Windows Vista. You are using Windows XP. What would you like to do?

      [ ] View all similar files for my operating system.
      [ ] View all similar files for Vista.
      [ ] View all similar files for all Windows operating systems.
      [ ] Download the file anyway.
      Please check all that apply. Each selection will open in a new tab.

    12. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please check all that apply. Each selection will open in a new tab.

      My browser doesn't have tabbing, you insensitive clod!

    13. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by alphad0g · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree 100%. The story sucks. The author gives MS a fail because it would download? The author never installed it and then said the system was F'd up.
      Guess what, I can download a Mac binary or DMG from apple to my XP box. Where is the big story on that?
      Maybe the next story should be "I downloaded warez and got malware". Give us some more non-news news.

    14. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fix has pre-check logic to determine the OS, and take the proper action. Requires zero user intervention. Simplicity for the user is the key.

    15. Re:Oh please! The Story "Fails". by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      The Version of IE included with 7 will, and if your browser is non-IE it probably wouldn't work well with Windows Update anyway. ActiveX and all that.

  24. The broken brain of $luggo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    $luggo I hope you are sat at your computer with cheeks burning from embarrasment. You fuckwit.

    I'll be the first to agree the MS download site is not always the easiest to navigate and find the downloads you want, but come on man, have you never installed anything that doesn't do the system checks when run? You tit.

  25. Seize every little opportunity by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From TFA:

    This is a great example poor design.

    Seriously, get the fuck off of yourself. People in this community will use any, any excuse to bash Microsoft, citing "bad design" when there are... I don't know, millions of software download sites that don't check details about your computer.

    "Bad design" would be if the software itself didn't first check important details about the system before making any serious changes to it. And it appears to me that this Fix-It program was well-designed to take these things into consideration.

    Valid arguments about how MS may do something poorly is one thing. Extremely common around here. But nitpicking an "issue" as stupid and trivial as this made the main site is just pathetic.

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    1. Re:Seize every little opportunity by urbanriot · · Score: 1

      No kidding. The OP is now asking for traps to prevent you from downloading tools for OS's that you don't have? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I can download Linux tools on Windows, Windows tools on Mac's, Beos tools on OS/2... this isn't an issue!!! The OP should be moderated troll.

  26. Can I have... by jason.sweet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    the last 90 seconds of my life back, please?

  27. It gets worse. by RulerOf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not only are you correct, but the OP is an idiot, and further, Microsoft's employees are simply not that stupid.

    I submit that we tag this article as "Troll" and force the submitter to hand over both his geek card and his right to flame Microsoft.

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  28. Working as intended... by Ironica · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure that what happens is you download it, run it, it says, "Oh, I detect that you're not running Windows Vista! Let me FIX that for you!...There, $104.99 has been charged to your credit card. Where else do you want to go today?"

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  29. In other news by Locke2005 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
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  30. 81 posts so far by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    81 posts so far, and none mention "fucks it". Slashdot ain't what it used to be.

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    1. Re:81 posts so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Windows Update.

    2. Re:81 posts so far by Kaenneth · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Slashdot article with virtually all the comments defending Microsoft... Satan must be wearing a heavy coat, and using an umbrella to deflect pig crap.

    3. Re:81 posts so far by GF678 · · Score: 1

      Either that or it's a sign Slashdot isn't entirely full of irrational idiots.

    4. Re:81 posts so far by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot article with virtually all the comments defending Microsoft... Satan must be wearing a heavy coat, and using an umbrella to deflect pig crap.

      I know, I'm scared...
                It's true though. IMHO, detecting OS at runtime is the correct behavior. I don't know if this "Fix it" does that *either*, but (back when I still used Windows) it was general practice for other executables from microsoft.com to do this (i.e. 98, ME, 2000, and XP updates wouldn't usually run on the wrong version, they'd complain and quit.)
                I really loathe Microsoft but their behavior in this case is correct, I really can't fault it no matter who is doing it.

    5. Re:81 posts so far by Schmoov · · Score: 1

      It does detect the OS on execution.

  31. Fix your Expectations by Conficio · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Isn't this a case of Fix-Your-Expectations?

    First to say, I'm oblivious to what the Fix-It tool is.

    But I'd think I can download a fix, onto a machine that is not the target machine I want to fix. The tool itself should safely check if the fix is applicable, not the download.

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  32. One Word: Kdawsonfud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, kdawson's legendary hate for anything microsoft is getting a little old.

    I know every website likes to have a mascot or quirky editor or whatever, but please, get someone with a brain for a change, not some ideologe.

  33. Not going to bother understanding by Devir · · Score: 1

    This slashdot post is just too full of errors it never should have been posted in the first place.
    Wolf, boy, cry or something on that line.

  34. Curious? by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Curious about Ms Fix It

    Not after what Ms. Pac Man did to me!

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    1. Re:Curious? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wakka wakka wakka

  35. Re:Oh, wait no (This Is Possibly Offtopic) by causality · · Score: 1

    Ignore that.

    May I ask why you changed your mind? I question the necessity of asking if the guy is a "dumbass" because smart people can have lapses in judgment too, but otherwise I think you had a good point.

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  36. So is this a new Twitter dupe? by Nimey · · Score: 1

    I realize that other posters on here can be that stupid, but this has a certain odor about it.

    Also, kdawson sucks. He needs to go wherever Zonk went.

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  37. Re:Let me guess. Yep, kdawson. by urbanriot · · Score: 1

    Agreed. When I was younger it seemed Slashdot was a home to experts and intellectuals of all fields (some beyond me), but lately I've noticed a lot of sensationalism and immaturity in the post quality. Either I'm getting smarter as I age, or the bar has been lowered.

  38. Actually ran it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I downloaded and ran the fix in question on an XP box.

    It responded: This "Fix It" does not apply to your system.

    Then it gives you an option of going to their blog or providing feedback via email.

    Nothing to see here.

  39. Idiot user by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    This is like saying MS lets you download XP SP2 patches from a Vista machine. Maybe i have an XP machine I don't want to plug into the net yet?!

  40. Seems ok that you can download it... by klubar · · Score: 1

    There are reasons to download on a different machine than you're planning to install it on. And stopping the "horrors" of downloading an incorrect file seems low on the priority.

    On linux & macs I can download files for different versions of the OS and nothing complains. Even worse, I can download Linux files for differnt distros and even install them and total screw up things.

    Somehow, this whole thread seems minor...

  41. Browser agent string is not reliable by icepick72 · · Score: 1

    You can't trust the browser agent string to correctly identify the OS the browser is running on because that value can be tweaked by the client or user in many cases -- some browsers allow it to be set to a custom value! The suggestion that Microsoft should not download a piece of software to a computer over the Internet is absurd. Submitter fail. Story promotion failure big time. I mean, how much information do you really wish a server over the Internet can know about your home computer!?

  42. translation by discogravy · · Score: 1

    story translates as: "i was allowed to do something that i have no use for, something must be wrong!"

    protip to the author: your imagination is not the limit of all possible cases.

  43. A new low for slashdot... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    I thought I'd seen it all. OMGPonies... a front page filled with nothing but XP bashing... etc etc etc...

    But, seriously. A front page story complaining that you could /download/ something? Sweet zombie jesus on a stick, WTF is wrong with you guys??? "I could download this thing... I think I'll write to /. about it!".

    Articles like this make me firmly believe that we should start allowing natural selection again.

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  44. Broken? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this is a tacit admission that it was broken from the beginning?

  45. What a non-issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only people that are going to gripe about this are techies that are looking for a reason to hate Microsoft...sorry, "Micro$oft."

    Average users that are intimidated by this stuff will appreciate it.

  46. This story gives me hope by lomedhi · · Score: 1

    It's proof positive that anyone can get a story posted on /.

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  47. Re:So basically you're telling us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like he got to the counter, but didn't even buy it.

    Still? Good analogy.

  48. Win-XP, WIN-Vista, Downloads/Installations, Etc. by Bernielj77 · · Score: 1

    I read the post about the "Fix-it" problem and some of the other replies, but it would take me a long time to read all replies with the amount of time I have to do so. I'll say this though, the "automatic updates" for all versions of Windows from WIN95 through WIN-XP worked just fine, and that included Service packs, driver updates, security updates, etc. In WIN-Vista Premium Home Edition, or whatever it was called, however, once WIN-Vista Service Pack 1 came through, once it finished installing, I could not get the computer running. I had a Windows start up problem. Also, with Firefox 3, it kept crashing on me, and I was so fed up with the problems I was having, even with support help, that I decided to switch over to Linux. However, even if the operating system was different than what the downloaded file supported, all that would happen, when I tried to install like say a driver, it just would show me a message that it was made for a different operating system and wouldn't install. With WIN-Vista SP1, I even tried the 434 Mb file that supposedly had all of the necessary files, even the files that was needed before installing SP1, the installation ran for around 39 minutes, with the computer rebooting now and then, but when the installation got to the third stage, the computer would get stuck when trying to reboot. I will say this though, shortly after buying the computer I'm using right now, that had WIN-Vista on it, I made the three "Recovery" disks, plus later I made the "Diagnostic CD" too, so if worse came to worse, I could use the "Recovery" disks to place WIN-Vista back unto the computer to the factory settings. For the Media Center, there's a Kubuntu version where you install Kubuntu 7.10, then you have a second and third CD to install the media center, like if you'd want to watch TV on your computer using your Hauppauge PVR500 for example like I have...It uses drivers that are for the PVR150 card, and is about the same except for having two receivers in it, but the Linux version of the media center is mostly for controlling lighting, and for security cameras, etc., but you can use it for watching TV. As far as something being for the wrong or different operating system, sometimes the WGA says that you have the wrong OS, or that the file is for some other OS, but if you do the download manually, that isn't always the case, but it just won't install if it's for a different OS than what you are using. The only thing though, about using Linux over using Windows, I have quite as bit of purchased software that only runs on Windows, but I suppose that I could try that Linux software program that allows you to run Windows programs, and I have tried using it, WINE or whatever it's called, but the graphics are a little "choppy," and/or "slower," than when using Windows...Games, like the Atari games I played back in the early 80's, Pacman, Frogger, Pong, Centipede, Millipede, Asteroids, Battlezone, Crystal Castles, Warlords, Gravitar, Tempest, Missle Command, Breakout, Super Breakout, plus many more, but I see that Linux has a great version called something like LBreakout2 or whatever, and the only thing I don't like about that game is when you miss, there's a "cuss" word unless you run the child's version, but that isn't that great compared to the "regular" game. I also have card games, board games, encyclopedias on CD, Wheel Of Fortune, Family Feud, Mahjongg and Disney Mahjongg, Train Simulator, Flight Simulator, and a bunch of others, like WWII Normandy and Beyond Pearl Harbor in the "American Heroes Collection' CD, with two others and Mig Alley and Apache Havoc on another CD set, etc...a lot of educational software plus a lot of game software that only works in Windows, but maybe I can get Whine or Wine, or whatever it is, to work better than the first few times I tried to use it, unless I can get Solaris to work right, then it allows me to boot into either Linux or Windows so I could then run the "Windows only" software. Have a Great Day, Bernard

  49. Copy pasta by shrikel · · Score: 1

    Copy pasta. That has to be the single coolest term I've heard all year. Thank you wastedlife.

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  50. FIX IT! by Fastball · · Score: 1

    Identify the problem and FIX IT!

  51. Missing the point ? by daveime · · Score: 1

    Seems to me like the author of the article has missed the point entirely.

    When something is broken, a savvy user will surf the net, look on newsgroups and forums for solutions, even go to MS itself and try to find a solution in the KB.

    The people who actually NEED a "Fix It" button are NOT in the above category. These are the people who don't know whether they are running XP or Vista, or whether it's home, premium, enterprise, professional etc ...

    All they know is their "windows" is broken, and want to click one button to fix it. So how is going through a questionairre to determine which download is appropriate going to help them ?

    They need a single click, single download, and then let the MSI itself determine the OS and version, and make the appropriate patch.

    Nethertheless, the article itself is an obvious troll just to associate "Microsoft" and "fail" in the same headline.

  52. he didn't read the note? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    right below the fix it button

    Note If you are not on the computer that has the problem, you can save the automatic fix to a flash drive or to a CD and then run it on the computer that has the problem.

  53. Epic Fail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is liek teh most worst entry on /. ever!