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Does Your Vendor Issue Gag Orders?

Presto Vivace writes to tell us that CIO has an interesting article about customer "gag orders" that some ERP vendors are trying to impose contractually. "The effect: customers will be prevented from working with peers and others in the software company's "ecosystem" to help with technical issues or compare pricing options. 'In addition,' Wang adds, 'the customer now lacks the proper checks and balances in pressuring a vendor to deliver on promised capabilities or address severe security issues, and cannot go to the media as a last resort, if needed.'" What other questionable practices (and potential solutions) have others had to work with?

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  1. All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by swb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Since ERP is critical to many organizations, all we need now is a homeland security tie-in and anyone who complains about how shitty their ERP package is gets hauled off for interrogation.

    Don't laugh, I'm only about 3% joking about this.

    1. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you're a CIO, and you sign something like this, you should lose your job.

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    2. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by darth+dickinson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's some cognitive dissonance between your comment and your sig.

    3. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by icebike · · Score: 4, Funny

      ERP - Today's shibboleth for software nobody needs obfuscated by an acronym nobody understands.

      Does this mean the CRM and HRM rage is over?

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    4. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Almost ALL Microsoft partners sign this.

      So the CIO's of most american comapnies need to be fired.

      READ the contract for being a Microsoft partner, it's full of that kind of language.

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    5. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by swb · · Score: 1

      No, HRM and CRM are just ERP modules.

    6. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

      The President in particular is very much a figurehead - he wields no real power whatsoever. He is apparently chosen by the government, but the qualities he is required to display are not those of leadership but those of finely judged outrage. For this reason the President is always a controversial choice, always an infuriating but fascinating character. His job is not to wield power but to draw attention away from it. On those criteria [...]

      From "The Hithchiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Sue me.

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    7. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      But the proposal still stands. Anybody who agrees to that kind of language should be canned. They get no sympathy from me. This is why we have such crap products on the shelves today. The customer is supposed to be boss. It's about time they assume the role.

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    8. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      He's only been here a month - we still have a UK implementing 1984, ridiculous zero tolerance policies in our schools, and fascists at all levels of government. We're doing better, but Orwell is still right.

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    9. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by hot+soldering+iron · · Score: 1

      So then, logically, anyone with a brain wouldn't want to be a Microsoft partner?

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    10. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by rtb61 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I used to get weird contacts with all sorts of idiotic conditions. Best way to handle them, is to put the pressure back on them. Negotiate everything else and leave those until the final second, when the vendors are counting the money in their head and, then take out a large felt pen put a solid line through the conditions your don't like and initial each line with a pen and see if the salesman and in turn the sales manager can walk away from the sale and the commission.

      Always remember that the sales staff are fighting to get every cent they can out of their 'own' company, any lost sale is personally bad for them and any future problems with the contract, months or years down track is 'somebody else's problem'. Other interesting things are, give an opportunity to their sales manager to demonstrate how much better they are at negotiating with the customer than the salesmen, even though they give you everything you want, they are still getting the sale when the salesmen failed and, of course simply call their bluff and see if they are truly willing to sue the customer in front of every other potential customer.

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    11. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So the CIO's of most american comapnies need to be fired.

      Yeah....now you're getting it....

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    12. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by adminstring · · Score: 1

      I like to use a HRM to measure annoyance with CRM systems...

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    13. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by Talar · · Score: 1

      When Small company deals with Big company Small company often has to sign the deal Big company offers or there will not be any deal at all and perhaps not even a Small company a year from now.

    14. Re:All we need now is a homeland security tie-in by fava · · Score: 1

      In the hitchhikers universe anyone who wanted to be president was automatically disqualified from actually becoming president.

      I sometimes think that would be a pretty good system.

  2. Let them sue by Rinisari · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let them sue you and let them watch gag orders get thrown out as unconscionable.

    Right?

    1. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe they'll be like the credit card companies and the stupid card-charge rules. You can't transfer the charge directly to the customer, offer discounts for cash/check/etc, or have a minimum purchase.

      The CC companies are smart on this one, so far, I've not heard of them litigating against an offender. Since their end probably wouldn't hold up, that's about the only way the contract would be honored by anyone.

      I hope the companies with these gag orders won't be that smart.

    2. Re:Let them sue by jimicus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For those of us who are employees, exposing your employer to legal action is generally a CLM.

    3. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      (Sarcasm) Because companies should be allowed to make it harder to use a credit card and force cash only transactions because carrying around cash is a good idea. In addition if you want a candy bar you better had the cash or you get to go hungry... serves you right for living in the 21st century! (end sarcasm)

      Seriously! What are you smoking. Those Credit Card rules are totally fair and anybody who wants to break them doesn't deserve to get my business.

    4. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or this 'I would LOVE to talk about them but I am under contract not to say anything bad about them'. Let the reader fill in the lines...

    5. Re:Let them sue by erroneus · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CLM

      Which of these meanings of "CLM" did you mean? I presume career limiting move, but please don't do this to readers... making them look up CLM when all you need to do is write a few more characters to make your meaning clear?

    6. Re:Let them sue by fmobus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's totally fair to have cash-paying people subsidize card charges related to other people's purchases. I really hope your sarcasm mark was around the wrong paragraph.

    7. Re:Let them sue by phantomlord · · Score: 4, Informative

      Buying that candy bar with your credit card likely cost the merchant money. There's a base transaction fee (75 cents at the place I managed), a purchase percentage fee (Master/Visa was 2%, Discover 3% and AmEx 5%) that they keep, a card rejection fee (swipe an expired card and you just cost them another 25 cents to tell you it was expired), etc.

      So, at best, your $1 candy bar cost the merchant 77-80 cents in just transaction fees, in addition to the 50 cents or so they paid to actually purchase the bar for you to buy... In other words, he just lose about 30 cents to sell it to you... In addition to that, there are fees just to check your balance for the day, fees to request a payment from your processor, etc. Debit cards are slightly cheaper to process, but overall, the break even point for the restaurant I used to manage was about $5 per transaction. Guess what we set the minimum transaction at?

      We only started taking cards because so many people don't carry cash these days, so we were turning customers away. Most are quite understanding about the minimum transaction once we explain why we have it. We do make exceptions for regulars or if someone just bought $30 worth of food and forgot to order some fries or something. You might not like it, however, we can't stay in business long if we're losing money on every transaction, so where are you going to buy your candy bar from then, your high horse?

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    8. Re:Let them sue by Zerth · · Score: 1

      All of those are true, except for the cash discount. You are not allowed to charge CC customers more, but you are allowed to discounts cash customers.

      It's all in how you word the signs.

      Also, while I dislike the "no minimum", I only dislike it because of the 20-30 cent base transaction fee. If CC companies would switch to a straight percentage, I'd wouldn't want a minimum fee.

      Although I could get along with a 1 penny base transaction fee

    9. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Last I saw, Mastercard had a requirement for merchants that they not set a minimum transaction amount. If a merchant was caught doing this, Mastercard would terminate their business dealings with them.

    10. Re:Let them sue by nwf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wow, the place you worked was being ripped off. We pay much less than that per transaction and nothing if the card is rejected for any reason.

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    11. Re:Let them sue by quasigenx · · Score: 1

      Supposedly using debit instead of credit at the checkout doesn't cost the store anything. Is that true?

    12. Re:Let them sue by jjeffers · · Score: 3, Informative

      We pay 3% flat rate across the board. No transaction fees. I've received a lot of processing fee quotes and never once have I seen one with rates like that.

    13. Re:Let them sue by jcrousedotcom · · Score: 1

      I agree - someone was getting taken - or the merchant (read business owner) had sh*t for credit and had to go to whatever merchant bank would take them. I don't think Paypal charges that much for their 'Merchant account' type system (which is pretty high). . . Typically, with most Merchant banks, those charges a lot less.

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    14. Re:Let them sue by phantomlord · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Bigger businesses work out better deals with the credit card processing companies (often working directly with the credit network instead of an intermediary) while smaller businesses can't do that, so you get stuck with a middle man making profit for not doing much other than passing your transactions to the merchants.

      I wasn't involved in the actual negotiations with credit card processing companies, the owners of the restaurant did that themselves. All I know are the details of the deal they negotiated for us (and knowing how cheap the owners were, I'm sure they got the best deal they had available to them and they took 6 months from the time they decided to take cards until actually having a reader in the restaurant, so I don't think they went with the first processor).

      To the AC below, we were charged just the transaction fee on debit cards, not the percentage, so it was a flat 75 cents for all debit transactions. That still puts us a quarter in the hole on a $1 candy bar.

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    15. Re:Let them sue by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      It depends 100% on your transaction volume and your history. Where I work we get transactions for pennies, but that's an exceptional deal that we get for being a long-standing, reputable, high-volume customer.

      If you get a lot of disputed charges, if you only process a handful of cards...It's a wholly different situation, and the GP is right, it can cost 75 cents or more to process a card.

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    16. Re:Let them sue by smidget2k4 · · Score: 1

      I am just going to pick my favorite meaning from that list.

      Exposing your employer to legal action truly is a Cyber Lady Ministry. Hit that right on the head.

    17. Re:Let them sue by FesterDaFelcher · · Score: 1

      Specs liquor has the largest sales volume of any liquor company in Texas, and they have ALWAYS had a 10% discount for cash. Which nanny state are you living in where you CAN'T charge less for cash only transactions?

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    18. Re:Let them sue by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      Your assuming that the lawsuit would be in the court of law. Point me to a single contract nowadays that doesn't force you into "mandatory binding arbitration". Go google that phrase, your screwed if you think you can take it to court.

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    19. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but please don't do this to readers... making them look up CLM when all you need to do is write a few more characters to make your meaning clear?

      RTFM. STFU, GBTW!

    20. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In order to accept credit cards, merchants agree to be bound by the card brand's merchant regulations. Part of these regulations state that (again, this is for CC transactions - Debit transactions are a different beast) for a CC transaction, no minimum transaction amount can be imposed by the merchant, nor can they add a transaction fee. For Mastercard, the URL for complaints is http://www.mastercard.com/us/personal/en/contactus/merchantviolations.html. Visa doesn't have a form for it, but if you're curious, the Visa Merchant Regs can be found at http://usa.visa.com/download/merchants/rules_for_visa_merchants.pdf?it=il|/business/accepting_visa/support_center/tips_tools_downloads.html|Rules%20for%20Visa%20Merchants. Personally, I refuse to pay transaction fees or minimum transaction amounts. A business can refuse your business at that point however. Merchants can also offer a discount for cash, but they have to inform you of the discount prior to the initiation of the transaction.

    21. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Are you freain' kidding me? It's cost of doing business! Take credit cards or go work in McDonalds. This is 2009 after all. And Cash is NOT free. You have to pay someone to take it to the bank and to drop off spare change of smaller bills. Then there are the security risks it entails. Basically you are telling one side of the argument and being a complete Luddite at the same time.

    22. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Lame and not informative at all. I have actually setup merchant accounts myself so let me explain something basic. All the fees are negotiable. You can in addition ask for a lower transaction fee and in place pay a higher percentage. For a food service merchant account that is the way to go. For high dollar items you want a high transaction fee so you can get a low percentage.

      Fees are not that high. For instance Paypal is 1.9% to 2.9% + $0.30 USD See here... https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_wp-standard-overview-outside&nav=2.0.0 So basically you either had a shitty merchant bank or you pulled the numbers out of your ass.

    23. Re:Let them sue by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cool, i've seen profitmargins lower than 3%! Seriously, why creditcards are so popular on your side of the pond is beyond me, the only added value of a creditcard is to the company dispatching them. The dealers get sacked, the users get sacked & the fat cats get fatter.

    24. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but cash is cheaper in many cases, except for large transactions, than credit.

      Why should credit card companies force other companies to make non-profitable transactions.

      When I look at it, there is a locally owned corner store I got to. I pay cash when I go in and buy a candy bar or pop. Why? Because I like them a lot more than I like the CC companies. If I didn't pay cash, the corner store would take a loss. They help me and in turn, I hurt their business with using a credit card. That's neither fair, decent or respectable.

    25. Re:Let them sue by ByOhTek · · Score: 1

      I've checked around a few places myself after hearing my dad's rates.

      My dad gets charged $0.30/transaction + 3% for visa/master card, which is decent but not the best of the people he works with (AmEx was $1.35 + 5%, so he doesn't accept that).

      Both gaming stores near my house, high-volume, 2-3 million/year profit (not gross, net, I don't know what their gross is) have a flat $5.0/transaction fee. But then, their average sale is over $100

      It depends on the middleman you go through, your negotiating skills, and your throughput

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    26. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is: where can you still get a $1 candy bar???

    27. Re:Let them sue by rtechie · · Score: 1

      You might not like it, however, we can't stay in business long if we're losing money on every transaction, so where are you going to buy your candy bar from then, your high horse?

      It really doesn't matter whether he likes it or not. You signed a contract and you have to follow it. These aren't "pack in" or "implied" licenses. You specifically agreed to this when you agreed to accept credit cards as payment.

      And these contracts WILL NOT be tossed or altered in any way by the courts. They are approved by the Congress and are effectively laws. Contracts with other heavily-regulated industries work much the same way.

    28. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am OK with this interpretation if, and only if, store owners are allowed to decide whether they charge directly or subsidize. Currently, CC companies force them by contract to subsidize, in order to protect the image oc credit cards as "costless" to the customer, when in fact, they ain't.

    29. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      take it to a court anyway, see the judge's reaction when the corporation says "you can't rule on this, you have to let X non-court entity decide".

    30. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you dumb FD GP FOAD, you FD!

    31. Re:Let them sue by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Generally favorable, unfortunately.

      Mandatory Binding Arbitration: Who says that kangaroo courts are for communists?

    32. Re:Let them sue by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      To the AC below, we were charged just the transaction fee on debit cards, not the percentage, so it was a flat 75 cents for all debit transactions.

      Still weird. I've seen plenty of places with minimum on CC purchases, but not a single one with minimum on debit cards...

    33. Re:Let them sue by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      ...And because of people like you, the credit card corporations can get away with their discriminatory rules and the resulting gravy train. Thanks but no thanks. Newer technology is not always better technology. Yes, I prefer cash. More gets to the merchant, less to the parasitic bullies. And then there's the privacy issue of leaving name-tied transaction records...

    34. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which of these meanings of "CLM" did you mean? I presume career limiting move, but please don't do this to readers... making them look up CLM when all you need to do is write a few more characters to make your meaning clear?

      Actually, thanks to the GPP -- he saved me the time it takes to read all those extra characters.

      If you're reading Slashdot and have to look up CLM, please take some remedial courses so you can keep up with the rest of the class and not hold us back while you thumb through your reference material.

    35. Re:Let them sue by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      Is this still the case?

      Every time I purchase a song from Amazon.com for 99 cents, it is a seperate transaction on my statement. If the fees were really this high, Amazon would be losing boatloads of money.

      There's a good chance what you mentioned is no longer the case, and merchants are merely charged a flat % rate on credit card transactions. Anyone who is currently working for a merchant and knows what's going on care to chime in? :)

    36. Re:Let them sue by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Even if it's the case that cash processing isn't free, the credit card companies are manipulating consumers to keep their margins higher than free market competition would otherwise dictate. Debit cards are generally a cheaper transaction than credit card networks, but stores are prohibited from charging for that marginally higher cost via contract.

      It's even worse though: my bank, for example, recognizes this arbitrage and has all sorts of stupid incentives to recruit me in their scheme. Debit charges cost 25 cents, while credit is free (paid for by the store owner). "Sign and Win" sweepstakes to bait me into credit transactions over debit. Scorecard points redeemable for random crap. Anything to keep me from making the optimal decision.

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    37. Re:Let them sue by phantomlord · · Score: 1

      Amazon does thousands (millions?) of transactions per day, so they have a lot more negotiating power than someone doing 20 transactions per day (which was about normal for the restaurant I worked at). Ditto for paypal, which someone else mentioned.

      The bigger you are, the more the merchant bank wants your money, so the more likely they are to cut a deal favorable to you (because a smaller amount of a lot of transactions beats getting a larger amount of no transactions when you go to a competitor).

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    38. Re:Let them sue by adolf · · Score: 1

      On this side of the pond, we use things called "credit cards," but they're not generally actually credit cards: They're debit cards. It's just an easy way to suck some money directly from one's checking account, without carrying cash.

      However, network-wise, they show up just like any other Mastercard or Visa, with all of the vendor fees associated with that.

      The value added is that I don't have to carry cash. I don't have to write checks. And, lately, it's often faster than cash. There's a place near my house that I buy coffee from some mornings, and I can slide my Visa Debit Card through the reader, get a receipt, and be on my way faster than I can come up with the correct change (or wait for change to be made for me). Over on your side of the pond, I'm sure you've got roughly equivalent tech, between EBT and smart cards.

      And then there's actual credit cards. We abuse the hell out of those, but they have some good purposes. Think something along the lines of being broke until the end of the month, with a dead transmission in the car, a 30 mile commute, and no public transportation. Paying for a tranny rebuild on a credit card is expensive but can be both necessary and far cheaper than finding a new job.

    39. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about CLMGO?

    40. Re:Let them sue by unitron · · Score: 1

      ...if someone just bought $30 worth of food and forgot to order some fries...

      Sounds as though it would have been cheaper to just give them the fries.

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    41. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Buying that candy bar with your credit card likely cost the merchant money."

      I see your point, but buying the candy bar did not cost the merchant money. The merchant's contract with the credit card company stipulates fees for doing certain things with credit cards (as you implied). If the merchant decided to drive around the block using $0.30 worth of gas after every transaction; that does not mean that the purchase cost the merchant $0.30. Instead, the gas cost the merchant $0.30.

    42. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/CLM

      Which of these meanings of "CLM" did you mean? I presume career limiting move, but please don't do this to readers... making them look up CLM when all you need to do is write a few more characters to make your meaning clear?

      Yeah, but then you don't get the smug feeling of belonging/elitism when only a fraction of the population has a clue what the fuck you just said.

    43. Re:Let them sue by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      So, at best, your $1 candy bar cost the merchant 77-80 cents in just transaction fees, in addition to the 50 cents or so they paid to actually purchase the bar for you to buy... In other words, he just lose about 30 cents to sell it to you...

      Kinda had it coming, selling a $.50 candy bar for $1

    44. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      If it is a corner store they probably take a loss on every damned thing in the store beside liquor, porn, and cigarettes... oh an lottery tickets.

    45. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      If you are in a business where your margin is so slim that taking credit cards affects it so much to where you now lose money then you are probably in the wrong business. In addition, like I said before you can get the transaction charges down if you know who to setup a merchant account with.

    46. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      ...And then there's the privacy issue of leaving name-tied transaction records...

      Why, because you plan on murdering your wife tonight and you don't want your name tied to the purchase of that sledgehammer?

    47. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      What? Are you smoking something? The optimal decision is always to float your purchase for 29 days over having to pay for it that moment. It just makes sense.

    48. Re:Let them sue by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Nice example, though less unambiguously bad example (weed paraphernalia, alcohol, etc.) would be more common. Or I can (and do) just feel seriously uncomfortable knowing that I will be marketed to, and that my records will be datamined by who knows who for who knows what reason, and that the credit company may use a tire retreading shop record to reduce my credit rating. In the age of cash, purchases were mostly anonymous. It was good that way. That you don't value your privacy does not mean nobody should.

    49. Re:Let them sue by Thomas+Shaddack · · Score: 1

      Maybe better example is that satellite TV company that lawsuit-extorted people who bought a cheap smartcard reader from a vendor who was suspected from selling to sat pirates. Not everything risky must be illegal per se. When your purchases are tied to your identity, unexpected bad things may happen. When the purchase is anonymous, you don't have to worry about such references as they don't exist. What's your argument now?

    50. Re:Let them sue by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      My card doesn't have a grace period. It's automatic debit either way, the only difference is the network and processing charges.

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    51. Re:Let them sue by kelnos · · Score: 1

      ... the users get sacked...

      Really? Only if you're an idiot. I'm a credit card user. I will charge just about anything I can rather than use cash. Why? Well, first off, I just don't like carrying cash around. The less I carry, the less can get lost/stolen.

      But also, I have an airline miles reward card. I get miles every time I make purchases on the card. I fly a decent amount, so it's nice to get free flights (or free upgrades!).

      I also get some semblance of peace of mind. I know that if someone steals my card and uses it, I'm not liable for the charges. If someone steals $200 worth of cash in my wallet, it's gone, for good.

      I pay the balance off in full at the end of the month, so I'm never charged interest. So... I get free stuff for using the card, with no downside... for me, at least.

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    52. Re:Let them sue by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      The situation here in Belgium is alot different, over here, when a reseller or dealer sells something that's paid by visa (and i'm assuming mastercard also) they loose a certain percentage on the sale, plus a transaction fee, thus alot of places actually do not accept visa (especially if the margins are low).

      Debit cards however, are common, they get used for just about everything, probably simular to how you use your visa, except the money gets transfered immediatly (less risk of overdrawing yourself there, you can even have a card set so you can't go into the red zone), the dealer only has the transaction fee, and you can't use them *WITHOUT* entering a pincode, so not only do you need to loose the card, you also need to loose the pincode together with the card.

      Your last line strikes me as odd, and conflicts to how i remember visa cards here in Belgium, but then again, the last time some salesclerk tried to ram one through my troat is awhile ago now.

    53. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      Then you don't have a credit card.

    54. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We pay 2.85% for American Express and a variable rate, somewhere between 2-3%, for Visa/Mastercard.

      We don't see any other costs, although our rates are negotiated through a much larger organization who might be paying some kind of subscription fee we don't see. This is to accept credit cards online -- no point-of-sale equipment in our workflow.

    55. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Set a minimum transaction and Visa will revoke your terminal. It's in the fine print, along with not passing surcharges on to the customer.

    56. Re:Let them sue by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      It is a card. It has a VISA logo on it. It can use either debit or credit networks. I never stated anything more to support my point about recruiting customers into their scheme.

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    57. Re:Let them sue by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      It is a card but it is not a "credit" card. They are not extending you credit. They just let you piggyback on their authorization network.

    58. Re:Let them sue by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      And the point about anticompetitive pricing and terms of service remain.

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    59. Re:Let them sue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how the credit card companies and the big banks had no issues with getting bankrupcy laws changed in their favor...

    60. Re:Let them sue by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      By making the customer pay you discourage them from 'forgetting' in the future.

  3. Why would any one? by olddotter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would any major company agree to such arrangements?

    Of course such insane arrangements with respect to investments lead to a portion of the financial meltdown.

    1. Re:Why would any one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Simple. It probably didn't HAVE such a license back when they first went with the software. But through upgrades, license terms change.

      They almost got us that way at the library. The company was EOF'ing the version we used of the card catalog system. The new version (besides being a LOT of money) had a license with terms similar to this.

      Long story, short, we use an open source KOHA software. It has its warts (though less than you might think considering how "leading edge" we are in number of libraries running the system). But overall, we put a fraction of the upgrade cost for the commercial package into a "features" fund and we pay a company to develop features that we need as we need them. And the beautiful thing is once we pay to develop it, ANY library can use it. And vice versa. Open source feature has already paid off, too, since we found some features essential for our book mobile usage developed already by a library in Pennsylvania.

    2. Re:Why would any one? by Stultsinator · · Score: 1

      Of course such insane arrangements with respect to investments lead to a portion of the financial meltdown.

      Oh no...

      This may be a valid analogy, but I can totally see it getting out of hand.

      The Pirate Bay Trial, Prosecutor:
      "Your honor, what The Pirate Bay is promoting, in essence, is the same thing that caused the meltdown of financial systems worldwide!" (followed by dubious lines of logic.)

    3. Re:Why would any one? by drooling-dog · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why would any major company agree to such arrangements?

      Why indeed. Just the other day I was talking to a guy who works for a large company that forbids any use whatsoever of open source software, on the grounds that it would somehow leave them exposed to some kind of legal repercussions. One can only wonder if any of their lawyers and managers have even looked at the EULA crap they actually do agreed to, or where their odd misconceptions of FOSS alternatives came from.

    4. Re:Why would any one? by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      Why would any major company agree to such arrangements?

      Does anyone in your organization actually read End User License Agreements (EULA) before clicking "I Agree"? Do you personally know anyone who does?

    5. Re:Why would any one? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Because we are bad consumers. Americans have in general became very bad consumers. We focus on price not cost. We have lost the Gut to say no or lets build a different contract.

      Half of the problems with SaaS software licenses etc... Is the fact the no one is willing to negotiate for what they feel is fair.

      You want to go to SaaS for some of your services/software but you are afraid that if you get off them your data will be loss. Well when making a contract with the company make sure you have that as one of your conditions.

      Companies are looking for their best interests, you should be looking out for your own. Even ethical companies who make good products and services they are still looking out for themselves and if you say yes to everything then you will end up with the short end of the sick.

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    6. Re:Why would any one? by BlueGMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why would any major company agree to such arrangements?

      You have been using the vendor for years. All of your data is tied up with them in THEIR proprietary format. Moving to a new system is impossible with new OMB rules for capital investment and you are negotiating a new contract. I have been in this space for 12 years dealing with the ERP vendors (the big THREE) .. let me tell you, they are all rife with bugs, poor performance, $275/hr and up "supporting contractors".. it is a nightmare.. to the tune of 100M a year or more in some cases per AGENCY... fortunately, we can and do talk in the Fed (not as much as one would hope) but sometimes it is a "hogtied" scenario and its that or nothing, and nothing isn't an option.

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  4. Good luck by qoncept · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I just got an email from my boss that our proposal to switch to a new reporting tool, mostly due to the licensing BS the old company tried to pull, has been approved. The moral? Don't pull this shit or you'll get dumped. Rewriting all of our reports in the new environment is going to be expensive, but cheaper, in the long run, than dealing with that sleazy company.

    "and cannot go to the media as a last resort, if needed.'"

    Is that a joke? What an interesting story that would be.

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    1. Re:Good luck by lakeland · · Score: 1

      Which reporting tool did you switch to?

    2. Re:Good luck by sharkey · · Score: 1

      More importantly, which tool did you switch FROM?

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  5. The blank check is in the mail. by Ostracus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Presto Vivace writes to tell us that CIO has an interesting article about customer "gag orders" that some ERP vendors are trying to impose contractually. "

    Contracts aren't blank checks. There are limits.

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  6. Intelligence is needed in software companies... by sanosuke001 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And they wonder why people resort to piracy?

    In all seriousness, trying to force the consumer to do anything to save your business will ultimately drive them away. If you want to safeguard your business, stop making a poor product, work with your customers to fix issues, give decent support, and stop trying to legally tie their hands behind their backs.

    This is akin to legal DRM. All it does to legitimate customers is push them away; software piracy seems like the only recourse. Companies have to learn that this is the kind of stuff that we won't stand for if it is ever to change.

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    1. Re:Intelligence is needed in software companies... by MrEricSir · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pirating software can be an effective business strategy. Think about it -- when you pirate software you might be sued for software piracy. When you pay for it, you might be sued for breach of contract.

      Which is worse?

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    2. Re:Intelligence is needed in software companies... by houghi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      trying to force the consumer to do anything to save your business will ultimately drive them away.

      Ultimately is long term. Most companies think only short term.

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    3. Re:Intelligence is needed in software companies... by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      or you could select an "free software" product with open source and avoid either eventuality.

  7. A different approach... by penguinstorm · · Score: 4, Informative

    My ERP vendor takes an entirely different strategy of providing miserable tech support, denying the existence of obvious bugs, claiming the the 1960s technology on the back end is better than modern day RDMS, and having their tech support staff focus on minute tiny details that aren't relevant to the problem whenever you ask them for a solution.

    I'd switch ERPs in a heartbeat, if the economy would recover.

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    1. Re:A different approach... by SaidinUnleashed · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ah, so you're using Windows too! Do you like the shiny new interface?

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    2. Re:A different approach... by ZorinLynx · · Score: 1

      >the 1960s technology on the back end is better than modern day RDMS

      Some of that old software was actually pretty rock solid.

      It may not have as many features as today's software and may have odd or esoteric limits, but it can definitely be bullet-proof.

      Hell, a lot of banking software, payroll, etc. in use today on mainframes is descended from software that's been around since the 1960s.

    3. Re:A different approach... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered an open source approach? There is an organization devoted to providing open source ERP components that already has some production ready stuff out there:

      http://www.kuali.org/

      Some of their stuff is education related, but financials are financials for the most part.

  8. Re:fuck the ciO by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

    my ass is on fire you dick face

    Call customer support for assistance. Depending on your level of support, we may have a technician on site to deal with your ass fire in as little as 24 hours.

    Please do not attempt to solicit help extinguishing your ass from any other source, as this would violate your terms of service. Also, you are reminded that comparing notes with other customers regarding the cost, support level, or any other aspect of your ass extinguishing service will likewise be in violation of the terms of your contract.

    Thank you for choosing Enterprise Ass Extinguishing Services for all your ass fire extinguishing needs. A sales representative will contact you following the successful extinguishing of your ass fire for your feedback.

  9. Re:fuck the ciO by txspaderz · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    :rofl:

  10. I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you by devnullkac · · Score: 1

    Seriously, anyone who's living under a gag order like that and can't go to the "media" won't be able to talk about it on Slashdot, either. It's right there in the first concern listed in TFA:

    discussions of contractual details require the vendor's written permission

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    1. Re:I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Unless he *didn't sign*.

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  11. Re:fuck the ciO by von_rick · · Score: 1

    A sales representative will contact you following the successful extinguishing of your ass fire for your feedback.

    And we'll also send you a coupon for 50% OFF on fire extinguishing the next time your buttocks are on fire.

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  12. Consumer law by EEPROMS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not sure how it works in the USA be here in Australia any legal contract that misrepresents consumer rights as stated in legislated consumer law can leave a company open to a AU$10,000 fine for each infringement found. A few years back I remember a case were someone got hurt by flying debris on a race track and the owner denied responsibility because on the back of the ticket it said the patrons had no rights to claim damages. Well it went to court the track owner not only had to pay the medical bills and damages but was dragged back into court for fraud and misrepresenting consumer law.

    1. Re:Consumer law by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is not about "consumer" law. It is about contracts between businesses.

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    2. Re:Consumer law by erroneus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Usually these agreements contain "void where prohibited" in there somewhere. This, obviously, leaves knowledge and interpretation of the local over-riding laws up to the consumer. It's a problem and a responsibility we shouldn't have to be saddled with.

    3. Re:Consumer law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that consumer protection laws are exactly that - laws to protect consumers. They explicitly exclude Business-2-Business transactions.

    4. Re:Consumer law by jimicus · · Score: 1

      This is not about "consumer" law. It is about contracts between businesses.

      Depending on the country, there are still some laws governing contracts between businesses.

    5. Re:Consumer law by rtechie · · Score: 1

      Mod OP up.

      This is one of my big problems with the pack-in contracts, return policies, etc. You are in fact 100% right. Many of these contracts are flat-out void and illegal in many juristictions, but it's difficult for the consumer to know this and it's not like the reseller is going to tell them. In fact, I've had resellers vehemently deny they were breaking the law.

  13. What sign those contracts? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The software and services fees for an ERP installation often run into the millions on dollars.
    And support contracts come up for renegotiation occasionally.

    Can't the customer just cross out the relevant lines in the proposed contract and say, "fuck you"? And if they can't, because the vendor has so much control over the relationship, *that* along should be a cause of nightsweats for the CIO, CEO, and the board of directors.

    1. Re:What sign those contracts? by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Insightful

      > Can't the customer just cross out the relevant lines in the proposed contract and say,
      > "fuck you"?

      I would think that the fact that a vendor would even attempt to impose such terms would be sufficient reason to look for an alternative.

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    2. Re:What sign those contracts? by CodeBuster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Get yourself an open source ERP solution. Why be held hostage by a vendor for critical business functions?

  14. Re:fuck the ciO by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Epic win

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  15. Customers force a need for these by abigsmurf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I get the impression a lot of people who say that restrictions on what you can say about your service is immoral, even if it isn't illegal, haven't experienced what it's like to be at a very small IT company.

    Customers will mess you around big time. They'll get you to spend a lot of time preparing an assessment and quote, get you to travel halfway around the country to have a 45 minute meeting with you which is fair enough. However they'll then take your proposal, show it to another company who spend some time figuring out how they'd provide a similar service and travel up for a meeting. The customer would then say "can you do this £500 cheaper?". If they say yes they go back to the first company to see if they'll go lower.

    You can argue this is just being sensible but in truth, you're using up a lot of other people's time and eventually they'll have next to no profit margin but can't give up the contract because so much time has been invested already. Whilst this is going on, the company has to take the focus away from looking for new contracts to work with them.

    This can utterly destroy small businesses who need a steady stream of income to keep their head above water. I work for a company who suffers from this but thankfully it's comprised of a lot of small companies in similar situations and they'll warn each other if there's a customer wasting time like this. Not every company is IBM, Microsoft etc. who can absorb the cost of these customers. We were almost driven to administration by one particular religious group who, after stringing us along for a month and having us draw up a complex proposal and organise government assistance for them, decided to show our proposal to a different company and get them to undercut us.

    Many companies have no choice but to force NDAs on lots of aspects of proposals because of this.

    1. Re:Customers force a need for these by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is not your customer's responsibility to make your business model work. If you can't get business the way you're doing things, then don't do things that way.

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    2. Re:Customers force a need for these by dltaylor · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What pferdmerde!

      Getting yanked around on the front end is not what the discussion is about. NDAs during negotiation are meaningless, because the potential customer knows the quotes from all vendors, and can simply say "lower. no, lower", without specifying anything from the proposal.

      This is about telling everyone who will listen that "feature X, though documented, doesn't work; the company denies the problem and isn't fixing it. if it's important to you, don't buy this software.", or, "if you buy this software, the price quote doesn't include the 200% additional cost for \"consultants\" to get it to actually run.".

    3. Re:Customers force a need for these by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1, Informative

      you're using up a lot of other people's time and eventually they'll have next to no profit margin but can't give up the contract because so much time has been invested already. Whilst this is going on, the company has to take the focus away from looking for new contracts to work with them.

      This is called the sunk costs fallacy; if you're being jerked around by some customer, your best bet is to fire them and go look at other contracts. It's also handy to specialize a bit so your costs for the bid are spread across a number of clients.

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    4. Re:Customers force a need for these by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

      That's kind of my point. These NDAs are used because it can be impossible to stop customers trying to get other companies to undercut you and take advantage of the work you've already done.

    5. Re:Customers force a need for these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sunk cost fallacy assumes changing course would result be a preferable action. However by that point you need the slim margin just to survive.

      Yes you can fire the customer but that only happens after they've wasted all that time and money. If you have a few customers do that, it'll destroy the business. If you're in an area where you can't have referrals you ultimately need to protect yourself against customers who do this.

    6. Re:Customers force a need for these by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

      Really? TFA talks about not being able to discuss contracts with third parties.

      There's a difference between A company drawing up their own different business plan and then haggling on the price to showing your business plan to them and getting them to provide the exact service you spent ages planning for a slightly lower price.

    7. Re:Customers force a need for these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're doing it wrong. If you're doing work, you should be getting paid. Charge an appropriate call-out fee for a trip halfway around the country.

    8. Re:Customers force a need for these by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odds are your product is overpriced and you have too many sales staff.

      That's the issue - either products are cheap enough that it's a no brainer or expensive enough to need this level of 'assements and quotes'.

      The reality is most of these products are, frankly, vastly overpriced for what they offer. And it's because of this whole mindset of all these protracted negogaitions requiring all these staff that this self-pepuating mindset persists.

    9. Re:Customers force a need for these by machine321 · · Score: 1

      "if you buy this software, the price quote doesn't include the 200% additional cost for \"consultants\" to get it to actually run.".

      I see you've purchased software from CA...

    10. Re:Customers force a need for these by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Customers will mess you around big time. They'll get you to spend a lot of time preparing an assessment and quote, get you to travel halfway around the country to have a 45 minute meeting with you which is fair enough. However they'll then take your proposal, show it to another company who spend some time figuring out how they'd provide a similar service and travel up for a meeting. The customer would then say "can you do this £500 cheaper?". If they say yes they go back to the first company to see if they'll go lower.

      You can argue this is just being sensible but in truth, you're using up a lot of other people's time and eventually they'll have next to no profit margin but can't give up the contract because so much time has been invested already.

      You're falling prey to the sunk cost fallacy -unless the additional time you put in results in a decent chance you'll get the work don't do it. What you've already expended is irrelevant to what you must do going forward to get the work. If the payoff isn't there then it makes no sense to keep investing time and money. We deal with that a lot; and simply cut our losses and move on if it appears the customer isn't serious or is trying to get us to drop our rates. If you let yourself get caught in a race to the bottom you devalue your work and find it tough to raise your rates back in the future.

      Our approach is you came to use because of our reputation; if you want our experience and capabilities you'll pay for them. We say that in a nice way, and most of our customers understand and respect our position; and we understand their financial constraints and try to work out a solution that satisfies both sides and gives then a quality product.

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    11. Re:Customers force a need for these by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      that's a sure-fire way to not sell anything. Seriously, are you really Wirt in disguise?

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    12. Re:Customers force a need for these by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Customers will mess you around big time. They'll get you to spend a lot of time preparing an assessment and quote, get you to travel halfway around the country to have a 45 minute meeting with you which is fair enough. However they'll then take your proposal, show it to another company who spend some time figuring out how they'd provide a similar service and travel up for a meeting. The customer would then say "can you do this £500 cheaper?". If they say yes they go back to the first company to see if they'll go lower.

      That's called capitalism and in a free market is not only legal but right. Businesses should be able to reduce costs where they can so long as they don't violate other's rights. Are you don't have the right to make a profit, only the right to try to make a profit.

      You can argue this is just being sensible but in truth, you're using up a lot of other people's time and eventually they'll have next to no profit margin but can't give up the contract because so much time has been invested already.

      Then don't spend so much trying to gain one customer. Instead of going half way around the world try to find local customers. Perhaps if you can't find potential customers locally then either you're in the wrong business or wrong place. There's such a thing as personal responsibility and nobody automatically deserves a handout.

      Many companies have no choice but to force NDAs on lots of aspects of proposals because of this.

      Perhaps if an NDA is forced that's because what's being offered isn't worth the cost.

      Falcon

    13. Re:Customers force a need for these by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      That's kind of my point. These NDAs are used because it can be impossible to stop customers trying to get other companies to undercut you and take advantage of the work you've already done.

      If you rely on NDA then change your business model.

      Falcon

    14. Re:Customers force a need for these by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Getting yanked around on the front end is not what the discussion is about.

      Actually it, is. If you read the original article it categories "two specific areas where vendors have asserted these new stipulations". #1 is what grandparent talks about. #2 is what you're talking about -- more aggravating, yes, but more rarely encountered (only one instance mentioned in the article).

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    15. Re:Customers force a need for these by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Many companies have no choice but to force NDAs on lots of aspects of proposals because of this.

      Comments: (1) I recommend that you plan to look for a new job because your company sucks. (2) I assume that you will ignore and/or disparage item #1. (3) I predict that we can next look forward to you whining/bitching about how prospective customers are developing the nerve to refuse your NDA requirements.

      From the article: "If a vendor has a problem, they can disqualify themselves," Mirchandani writes. "Trust me, they will not."

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    16. Re:Customers force a need for these by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1
      Err the customer is not taking advantage of you...

      Part of the cost of doing business is preparing proposals. You will win some deals and lose others, but to try and play the game shrouded in secrecy is ridiculuos. You are competing for the customers money, you do that by investing time, and ensuring you have something to offer that differentiates you from the competition. If you have no differentiating factors, then you are with the wrong company. A small IT company needs an edge, and if it doesn't have it, it can't very well make up for that by hiding behind "You can't talk about the details of our proposal."

      The big companies try to play this game to lock out vendors and so that no one really knows what their products cost.

      The small crappy companies do it because they haven't figured out how to compete in a competitve market.

      I would trust neither.

    17. Re:Customers force a need for these by stine2469 · · Score: 1

      If it's only 200%, it must not have been SAP

  16. Gag orders by Captain+Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, it IS a bit unusual for a company with which you have a vendor relationship to send YOU an order, but if your company makes the best in a variety of gags and other imprisonment equipment and they have a specific use for them, then there could be perfectly reasonable explanations as to why they might want to...

    What?

    That's not it?

    Oh.

    Doesn't matter. In fact, makes more sense, really, there's not much business in the gag industry. Might raise some eyebrows, especially with a company acting as a vendor to others. However, everybody needs a good laugh now and then, and if your company makes some decent gags and other tomfoolery to go around, then I can certainly...

    What NOW?

    It isn't?

    Are you serious?

    Well, that IS a bit shameful, then. I mean, your company's time and effort is very important, and it can't be stuck wasting both dealing with phony "gag" orders. In fact, there should be laws against it, though I get the feeling these are a bunch of punk kids trying to...

    Look, if you're going to keep interrupting me...

    What do you MEAN "wrong again"?!?

    *sigh* All right, fine, YOU make your own damn comments, all right?

    Honestly, can't figure out just what it is you people want from me...

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  17. Answer: PHB by mengel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because a Pointy Haired Boss says "I don't care what the end user license agreement says! Install the software!." After five or ten rounds of that, the admin doesn't even ask his/her manager anymore. They just click "I Agree" in the box without asking.

    Now if it's an actual paper contract that goes through a legal department, the story might be different; but it rarely is.

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  18. Only a complete loon would agree to such terms by John+Hasler · · Score: 3, Informative

    Of course, if you're locked into their software already and these are the new terms for the next version which you have to have because they are dropping support for your present one, well, you were a complete loon to lock yourself in to begin with.

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  19. Why would anyone agree to it? by chrome · · Score: 2, Informative

    Where I am, vendors dance to our tune. Maybe it's because we're huge, but compared to the US we're tiny, but none of our vendors try that crap on us.

    Jut the mere hint that we might think about going to a competitor, and they're scrabbling around on all fours, asking for forgiveness.

    Don't agree to it in your contract and they have nothing on you? *shrug*

    1. Re:Why would anyone agree to it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's right, make the software vendor jump through hoops, pay them next to nothing, do 20 hour days, demand deliverables where none were promised. I know it makes you feel good.

      It's all show that "asking for forgiveness." I laugh as I've been the main show in that dance.

      If you think that gets you superior management and application consulting as well as amicable and timely software fixes , the last dance may be saved for your operations.

      It truly is a partnership as you will one day learn.

    2. Re:Why would anyone agree to it? by chrome · · Score: 1

      Where did I say we pay next to nothing?

      There's a reason vendors dance to our tune. We pay well. They don't want to lose us under any circumstances.

      Damn ACs. Posting behind anonimity, my reply will most likely be lost on him.

  20. iPhone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this exactly what happened with the iPhone SDK?

  21. Old News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    This stuff has been going on for many years. In the mid-90's PeopleSoft had most if not all of the same clauses in their contracts. Highly configurable software and users were not allowed, under the contracts, to share configurations, add-on code, homegrown reports, etc. Any violations of any of the clauses, by contract, would result in termination of support, termination of license for use, and/or lawsuits.

    1. Re:Old News! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This stuff has been going on for many years.

      Shit. I thought I was breaking new ground with my planned enterprise ass extinguishing service.

      *tears up business plan*

  22. Downloads are needed in software companies... by Ostracus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about option three? Don't use their product at all?

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    1. Re:Downloads are needed in software companies... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The job still needs done one way or another. Maybe not by that specific company's product, but somehow. If you have the choice of a) Shitty contract that costs a LOT b) Piracy that is reasonably safe or c) Don't get the job done and lose the efficiency gains/cost savings/money making, what do you choose?

    2. Re:Downloads are needed in software companies... by Ostracus · · Score: 1

      D) Use open source. Yes I'm 100% serious. My ethics are my own. Not what someone forces upon me. Be it an unethical company nor "but everyone else is doing it" society.

      Read this to understand.

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    3. Re:Downloads are needed in software companies... by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

      Our office leases high-end copiers, and our options are a) Xerox, with an inadequate number of service people and very buggy non-intuitive software that is rarely upgraded, or b) other companies which we have learned are much worse.

      Even better yet, if you're not in a metropolis, fewer vendors enter the playing field, and everyone charges more. A Xerox copier will cost you more to lease and use in Western Canada than it does in Toronto.

      At least with software you have the opportunity to find more solutions (or create them), but when the product includes hardware, you're really screwed.

    4. Re:Downloads are needed in software companies... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Oh, I agree. But I'm posing the hypothetical, the situation lots of people less knowledgeable and less honest than you are will experience. They will choose piracy as soon as they're burned by enough contracts, because the job needs to get done. And sometimes there just aren't open-source equivalents for some software, which forces the choice to be even harder.

    5. Re:Downloads are needed in software companies... by rtechie · · Score: 1

      My ethics are my own. Not what someone forces upon me. Be it an unethical company nor "but everyone else is doing it" society.

      Read this to understand.

      Forward by Dr. Laura C. Schlessinger, professional liar.

      Thanks, this is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

  23. Gag orders by Poltras · · Score: 1

    Oh yes, and I laugh every time.

  24. Re:fuck the ciO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, your expecting "as on fire" to get gagged while giving oral feedback to the sales representive?

  25. Re:fuck the ciO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm tired of reading the self-pitying whining of IT customers here. This is just the age old contest between buyers and sellers. If you don't like a particular contractual condition or price negotiate a better deal or take your business elsewhere. Its as simple as that.

  26. Wikileaks to the rescue. by Hordeking · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess anything that needs to get out will have to be anonymously leaked.

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  27. If truth be told by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Our ERP company is a crock of q14=&$^8 NO CARRIER

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  28. IBI? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh you've dealt with Information Builders, too?

  29. Large Enterprises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In large enterprises, the "click through license" usually means nothing. Lawyers have gotten together to determine the true agreement.

    But, some of those signed agreements are really, really stupid - sorta like the finance guy who would search ebay for better pricing on Cisco $150k switches. Idiot.

    The PHB is usually a huge idiot when it comes to software. He/she got where they were by demanding action "install CRM this year", then holding all pay raises for 10,000 people in IT hostage until it is done.

    Where I worked, Microsoft gave us a bunch of BPM free software. It turns out they needed some sucker/company to stress test it. What a joke. There software performance was tied to how big/fast your MS-SQL server clusters were since **every** transaction, no matter how short lived, had to be put into the DB. In the end, it couldn't keep up and we wasted 9 months with MS engineering/support. We deployed a few IBM P-series servers with 24 CPUs and switched to a UNIX BPM solution that could scale the way we needed in just a few months. Done.

    The 120 windows servers were never fully reused before their warranties ran out. MS hadn't certified anything on VMs at the time.

    I'm probably violating an agreement talking about this now. That was under company that was bought out by an even larger company a few years ago.

  30. Yes by PPH · · Score: 1

    Its common in the utility business. Regulated utilities have little incentive to compete for customers in different service territories. So there's a natural tendency to share best practices, lessons learned, which products are crap and which are not among your peers. Because of this, vendors have maintained tight controls over contract terms involving NDAs as well as industry trade groups, where the customers might have a chance to make comparisons.

    One interesting aspect of the utility business is that, while better tools and processes might save you some money, they rarely lead you to acquire larger shares of a market. Your market is defined by your assigned territory. The cost of poor software or operating practices is a very small part of your product's price, so your customers don't get a good signal about your efficiencies and modify their consumption accordingly. Because of this, if your vendors can keep you from looking at your neighbor's operations, or competitor's products, you can be kept in the dark, working with crap for a long time, none the wiser. Utility IT departments also tend to be refuges for (what's a nice way to say this?) the lower grades of the profession. Since its not a core competency of the business and metrics are difficult to accumulate across the industry, the poor performers rarely get exposed. And they have a lot to do with selecting the products.

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  31. Re:fuck the ciO by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

    Nobody's forcing you to read this "whining".. I, as an IT professional WANT to know when a company is trying to pull these stunts.. If you don't like reading these articles, DON'T READ THEM!! I for one want to hear all I can about this type of activity by vendors.... STFU!!

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  32. HRMMMMM! NNNNNNG! by Aurisor · · Score: 3, Funny

    *struggles against the duct tape*

    URMMMM! HRMMMMM! NNNNNNNG!

    *rocks chair*

  33. Well, ? by FeatherBoa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well I work for and we ! Frankly, otherwise. Furthermore , and I really don't see the problem.

  34. Dark Times by Genda · · Score: 1

    Face it folks, we've entered dark waters. Being a consumer today has become a dangerous and wholly nasty affair. As a society we've become sheep, and allowed our service providers to hold us hostage and hijack our infrastructure to ensure that their imposed dominion receives little or no resistance. Worse we've raised a couple generations of fat stupid people who will gladly give up their rights as long as you give them a Whopper(tm) and American Idol at the properly programmed times periods. This is no subtle form of insanity.

    "For Profit Prisons", last year spent $15,000,000,000 a year to ramrod state legislation through, criminalizing everything from publicly passing gas to not using the regulation leash for your lhasa apso (yes that was sarcasm, however as a real example, recently a 17 year old Florida girl, an honor student with scholarships in hand and the brightest of futures, receive a mandatory 13 year prison sentence for the crime of driving her boyfriends mother to a house, which unbeknownst to her just happened to be the place the woman bought her crack.) Those very same "For Profit Prison" turn around and contract prison labor for 50 cents and hour. It's in their interest that it becomes very easy for you to go to prison, and that your stay is a very, very long one. You may want to consider that smell, that aroma of smoldering ham, is your hinny in a very hot place.

    We're on the verge of turning 50-100 million people into refugees in this country. Lost jobs, lost homes, lost personal assets and resources, and private companies are building the debtors prisons to house them as we speak. We've allowed things (though ignorance or indifference) to get completely out of hand, particularly over the last 10 years. It is time to put things right, and it begins by telling corporations... you don't get to take away my rights. You don't get to invest in my suffering. You don't get to profit from my heartbreak. Most of all, you don't get plunder my existence or the existence of my posterity. It's time we took our lives back from the small minded, the shrivel hearted, and those among us who seem to have a congenital lack of compassion or conscience. We are responsible for the lives we lead. If ERP companies want to strangle their customers, then someone needs to stand up, and say, I'm building an ERP company that serves, where making good money is important, but second to making satisfies customers, and then lives up to that promise. It might be easier to design businesses that run as little fascist kingdoms, but it's not desirable, and it should be made very expensive for the CEOs and their accountants and lawyers. It should be made so expensive nobody even considers the option.

  35. PeopleSoft can extinguish my hairy yellow ass... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    my ass is on fire you dick face

    Call customer support for assistance. [..] Please do not attempt to solicit help extinguishing your ass from any other source, as this would violate your terms of service.

    This stuff has been going on for many years. In the mid-90's PeopleSoft had most if not all of the same clauses in their contracts.

    OMFG!!! PeopleSoft were in the ass-on-fire business? No wonder they didn't want people discussing it!

    (Oh yeah, and... naughty boy. That's what you get for posting your comment as a "reply" to an unrelated one in order to get a more favourable position :-P )

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  36. Where do I start? VMware... thats where.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    VMware EULA, which expressly forbids the publishing of comparative benchmarking information about their software vs other virtualization products, stinks. Its 2009 and we are still having these kinds of problems with vendors, thought I was back in 1970 again talking to IBM for a moment...

    Theres another take on this over at the 360 blog here.

    That blog makes the point that it is impossible to do proper modeling, performance mgmt, or capacity planning, without such information in the public domain.

    AG

  37. Clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to clarify, are we talking about Effective radiated power, the European Radio Project, the Economic Report of the President, Effective rate of protection, Enterprise resource planning, Ethernet Ring Protection, Effective refractory period, Event-related potential, Evoked (response) potential, Electronic Road Pricing, the Estonian Reform Party, the European Recovery Program, el Ejército Revolucionario del Pueblo, Exposure and response prevention, or Erotic Role-playing?

    If we're talking about gag order, this must be Erotic Role-playing.

  38. The first rule of ERP... by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

    ...is don't talk about ERP.

    1. Re:The first rule of ERP... by Shadyman · · Score: 1

      Let's talk about SAP, baby
      Let's talk about you and me
      Let's talk about all the good things
      And the bad things that may be

  39. Biznez as usual by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    Most companies will skirt the law if they can improve/protect their bottom line. I remember "stories" of a large OEM that manufactured PCs who had a super fast bus technology they had patented. A certain large OEM that produced CPUs requested the specs so they could make sure their CPUs were optimized for the new bus. months later the PC OEM discovered motherboards with their bus being sold by CPU OEM in the Asian market. PC OEM threatened to sue. CPU OEM said that if they sued then they could no longer sell their CPUs to them directly and they would have to get them from a reseller agent. PC OEM licensed bus to CPU OEM.

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  40. Didn't a AV vendor try this by h2oliu · · Score: 1

    I vaguely remember about 10 years ago one of the anti-virus vendors included in their EULA that you can't say anything bad about their software without getting their approval first? I remember immediately dumping them for all software evaluations for any product.

    About 3 years ago I moved out of the software evaluation business, so I don't remember which one any more.

    Similarly, a long distance company tried to forcibly move me to their Long Distance service. Even going so far as to saying I had approved in on the phone (they couldn't produce the recording when I demanded it).

    Guess who didn't get to bid to be our ISP.

    The bean counters don't see these numbers, but they cost these companies real dollars.

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    1. Re:Didn't a AV vendor try this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bean counters rarely see all of the angles not easily and traditionally identifiable... That is why they are called bean counters. It is amazing that any bean counter has influence over areas of support, sales, technology, or service. I think some people think because they can press buttons on an adding machine that they are smarter.

  41. not ERP per se, but our sales/accounting sys by hurfy · · Score: 1

    Since it wasn't specifically pointed out...and the original vendor has been bought out TWICE....

    The thing i hate about this setup is the lack of user help. The only avenue for aid is through a paid support contract. Irrelevent for us as there is also a required yearly license or it shuts itself off (one of them undisclosed at purchase, i wouldn't have bought if both costs known :/) Sometimes it would be nice if people that found a workaround could share it, but since you can't talk about the problem it is tough to share the solution to something that doesn't exist.

    There is also nothing to base a purchase decision on :( If more info had been available beforehand we might not have overlooked a MAJOR shortcoming during demo.

    I expected a little more polish on a program that has been in use like 20 years....

  42. That's easy to counter... by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    Print a mini-contract on the back of the check used to pay the bills with said company.
    Essentially state that by cashing this check, the payee agrees to release the payer from any and all contractual gag-orders or other stipulations that would limit the payers ability to counter problems that payee's product / service / support may give.

    Then when an issue arises, wave the cashed check as the contract. It's as legal as the hodge podge the vendor tries to shove down the customers throat.

    Better yet, photocopy the contract, and release it to the public (before signing it).

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    1. Re:That's easy to counter... by lamapper · · Score: 1

      There is also nothing to base a purchase decision on :( If more info had been available beforehand we might not have overlooked a MAJOR shortcoming during demo.

      Shame more companies do not refuse to purchase because there is NOT ENOUGH INFOrmation on the product IN the PUBLIC domain.

      I would like to think that if enough people refused to purchase on those grounds alone, that these restrictive BS licenses and Terms Of Service might become less restrictive. I know, wishful thinking on my part. At least I can avoid them and just say No thank you.

      I can NOT be the only person that just clicks through and in the back of my mind thinks, go ahead sue me and find out that this BS will NOT hold up in court, idiots.

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  43. CLM explained by Savantissimo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    CLM may mean:

    Cthulhu Love Manouever
    Crazed Licentious Muppet
    Coccyx Liberating Moose
    Custom Lined Meerschaum
    Coconut Lapidary Mount
    Carnivorous Lemur Molester
    Chilton's Lada Manual
    Cretaceous Labradorite Mineralology
    Chicken Lusting Madmen
    Customer Lip Management
    Cheeky Little Morons ...or permutations thereof.

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    1. Re:CLM explained by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      You forgot Clinton Loves Mayonaise

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    2. Re:CLM explained by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps Clinton Love Mayonaise - depending on the angle you were shooting for...

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  44. So, you don't like the free market? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    So, basically, you need to pull such BS because you don't like the free market?

    Because that's really how it was supposed to work: many perfectly interchangeable products and vendors, perfectly informed customers, and they'll buy from whoever asks the least money for it.

    Yes, it drives profit margins down, but that's what it's supposed to do. And it's also the way to weed out the inefficient vendors. If company X can offer the exact same product for $500 less and still make a profit, while company Y would go bankrupt with it, then probably company X is a better use of society's resources.

    It's really an optimization algorithm. It matches the available resources (employees, land, ore, electricity, whatever) to who/what can produce more of what everyone needs and less of what we don't.

    Seems to me like at least the kind discussed here, wants to get rid of the shopping around _and_ the part about the customers being informed. You know, what with the gag orders and all.

    I'm sorry, but I don't think you have some sacred right to make a profit. If your business model doesn't work without turning the whole market model on its head, well, maybe you shouldn't be in that business in the first place. Not said as a flame or anything, but I simply fail to see the point in returning to a fancy form of feudalism.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying you must bend over for a customer that's trying to push you to sell below your costs. If you can't make a profit selling to them, fine, don't. That's also part of how the model is supposed to work. But basically "we have to act like a crappy monopolist because we can't compete on price" just fails to impress me.

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    1. Re:So, you don't like the free market? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 1

      I think his point is that they could offer the service for $500 less, if they didn't have to recover the cost of drawing up specifications for the customer, which company X doesn't have to recoup owing to having the good fortune to have been asked second.

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    2. Re:So, you don't like the free market? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I for one would never just start working from a competitor's plan. I'd assess the situation and do what I thought was needed.

      But, I would offer an example price on something that I wouldn't do, with a note saying why, (I don't offer X in your area, or I don't think X would be needed). Specifically, when the quote I'm asked to look at seems unreasonable. I wouldn't want the customer to be scammed by a shark...

      Yes, it's easy to return a query with a rough price, but so as far as I can see it doesn't save any valid competitor any time because anyone worth anything is going to need to duplicate that work before they start.

      Anyone whining is just showing what they think of their own abilities.

  45. Re:fuck the ciO by mschuyler · · Score: 1

    The Fine Print: The 50% off coupon is for one buttock only. There's an extra charge of both buttocks are on fire at once.

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  46. Reason: Vendors preparing for war with Open Source by Btrot69 · · Score: 1

    There are several really high quality open-source ERP systems that have been getting some real traction in the press lately. OpenERP (http://openerp.com) and some of its derivatives come to mind. ERP vendors rake in $Billions. Their technology is old and clunky and their customers are almost universally unhappy. Until now, their customers have been captives to proprietary licenses, FUD, tradition, and even some bribery. Now, with the economy in free-fall, no one can afford to waste money on this ridiculously over-priced trash software. With open-source becoming the "cool buzz-word" and with more open-source friendly IT talent out there, I think we might see more companies take advantage of slow-times to restructure based on open-source software. ERP vendors know that they will eventually face this battle. I see these gag orders by the vendors are a preemptive move in this war. They want to be able to be able to spread FUD about open-source, but they first need to suppress the REAL disaster stories that involve their own software ;-)

  47. Use of an abbreviation has a connotation by tepples · · Score: 1

    I presume career limiting move, but please don't do this to readers... making them look up CLM when all you need to do is write a few more characters to make your meaning clear?

    Using an abbreviation without expanding it carries a specific connotation, namely that the concept that the abbreviation represents is so entrenched that anybody who cares about the subject should already know the expansion. For example, entities who favor the expansion of government-granted monopolies on reproduction use "IP" without explaining that it refers to "intellectual property", not Internet Protocol.

    1. Re:Use of an abbreviation has a connotation by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

      You make reference to "Sports Fans" in your signature? Turn in your geek badge. Everyone knows that true geeks hate sports.

      Unless you're just a big athletic supporter...

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  48. Not gonna happen... by billybob_jcv · · Score: 1

    I'm not about to try to explain an opensource ERP system to our S-Ox auditors. If we were a private company, I would be interested, but not for a public company. The ERP vendors know it, the consulting companies know it, and they are both going to make us pay for it.

  49. Can you say "SAP" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Title says it all. This style of software business is in the blood of SAPers.

  50. Re:fuck the ciO by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    This is just the age old contest between buyers and sellers.

    It's not just a "contest" to the vendors, it's all-out war on their customers.

    Maybe it's time to show companies who declare war on their customers that it can go both ways.

    That reminds me, in an unrelated, yet very related way, that The Pirate Bay is starting their court case. Bless those TPB guys for doing God's work.

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  51. Nothing wrong with a better deal by kramulous · · Score: 1

    I see that there is nothing wrong with trying to get a better deal.

    In western culture, we have become used to accepting the price tag as is. Now that we've become exposed to other cultures that question the price tag, we've woken up and realised that everything is (and should be) negotiable. If companies (small or large) have a problem with that, then that is their problem. In the same way that the RIAA need to update their business models, so do these companies.

    Western countries have become stupidly expensive to live in because companies/individuals have been charging whatever they want and the community has been taking it at face value. Now that we are questioning, they are trying to get us to stop.

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  52. Re:fuck the ciO by rcw-home · · Score: 1

    Thank you for choosing Enterprise Ass Extinguishing Services for all your ass fire extinguishing needs.

    And to think I almost went with Sado-m Ass Services!

  53. Guess you didn't get the memo by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Dubya is out of office, and Obama don't roll like that.

    Obama voted to give telecoms immunity. Perhaps you didn't get the memo.

    Falcon

  54. The solution is simple by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    What other questionable practices (and potential solutions) have others had to work with?

    As the customer, the solution is very simple:

    "If you want me to sign the contract you need to remove these terms..."

    As a consultant, we get that sometimes; and then we have to decide if we want the work or not.

    A contract negotiation is just that, a negotiation.

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  55. Voting systems, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Know who has the worst contracts out there? The American voting triopoly: Premier, ES&S, and Sequoia. I wouldn't be surprised if their lawyers tried subpoenaing Slashdot for my IP address just for posting this.

    I once worked for the state, certifying these pieces of crap for use in the state. I managed to royally piss people off by mentioning, in politically correct terms, that the systems were crap.

  56. credit or debit cards by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Supposedly using debit instead of credit at the checkout doesn't cost the store anything. Is that true?

    Debit cards still have charges. I am a member of two coops and they recommend that if you use a card for payments then to use a debit card for purchases below $20 and a credit card for purchases over $20. Below $20 the fees are lower with debit cards and credit cards are cheaper over $20.

    Falcon

  57. Re:fuck the ciO by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    no problem sir, set a controlled back fire in your pubes to stop the spread of the main ass fire. We're now closing this case, if any further issues please call and we'll open another case file.

  58. D) Use open source. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    As much as I'd like it to be open source doesn't always do what's desired. Because I shouldn't spend the money Photoshop costs for a photography business I'll try to use CinePaint and see if it works for me. I've got a Mac and I already tried to install the Mac version of CinePaint, but it uses X11 and I haven't been able to get it to work. So Ive been thinking about setting up my Mac to dualboot Ubuntu, if so then I'll try CinePaint again. If it still doesn't work for me then I may end up having to buy Photoshop.

    Falcon

    1. Re:D) Use open source. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Grrr. Photoshop. It's really hard to fathom how stupid Adobe is. Is trivial to get a hacked copy. It's not trivial to do simple things like cross platform upgrades. It's not trivial to deal with activation / licensing on XP. At least it appears to be much better behaved on OS X.

      Before I switched, I used a pirated copy of Photoshop just because it was easier to use than a real copy.

      Even trying to just talk to their sales reps is an exercise in blood pressure management.

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  59. Blog presentation by EGenius007 · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else
    who actually RTFA
    feel that the
    blog used an un-
    necessarily re-
    strictive charac-
    ter per line limit?

    Maybe normally
    their stories are written as
    haiku paragraphs

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  60. fat stupid people by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Worse we've raised a couple generations of fat stupid people who will gladly give up their rights as long as you give them a Whopper(tm) and American Idol at the properly programmed times periods.

    It's not just Americans. In Hong Kong a passenger who is late to catch a flight "throws epic tantrum at Hong Kong airport"

    Falcon

  61. Slamming by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Similarly, a long distance company tried to forcibly move me to their Long Distance service. Even going so far as to saying I had approved in on the phone (they couldn't produce the recording when I demanded it).

    That's called slamming and the FCC takes a dim view of it.

    Falcon

  62. Gag order working well! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems that the gag order works. Those complaining are not mentioning whose ERM companies they are talking about. I guess it seems to work even before signing the agreement!

    Tsk, tsk

  63. no nda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a simple rule. I don't sign NDA's or confidentiality agreements. It means that I sometimes have to turn my back on a potential client but who cares, there are plenty more where they came from.

    1. Re:no nda by lamapper · · Score: 1

      Hopefully someone will be able to point me to a link with more information on TCO, Total Cost of Ownership on some of these ERP solutions.

      Hopefully a link or two will show how much per desktop; how much per server; number of servers per number of transactions and/or number of connected sessions, etc...

      Even better would be some case studies that show the

      • original cost estimates pre ERP solution adoption VS
      • actual costs to purchase, implement and modify the solution post adoption (and hidden costs).

      Also interesting would be a case study of an ERP solution that meets 100% of a company's business needs without the need for future modification. Does such a beast even exist today, after all the first CMS system was created in 1990, 1991 and they have had almost 20 years to work out the bugs.

      I will not be surprised if no such 100% completed solution that does not need modification â" thus continually costs more even exists.

      And should I be surprised, and one actually exists,

      • What were the costs estimates before the solution was brought in house?
      • How much was spent in addition to the purchase price to get the system to work with the businesses existing systems?
      • Do the costs included actually include all the costs?

      (To explain that last question, it is common practice in large IT shops NOT to include the cost of the mainframe, network and DASD storage costs, which should include support contracts and the company's own staff.)

      My first experience with this many, many years ago, when I asked why the proposal did not include costs of the mainframe and DASD that were absolutely required for the solution to work. I was told that they do NOT count as those systems are already owned by the company. I even managed not to laugh, though I am sure I had a look of disbelief on my face so I am surprised that he did not laugh when he saw it.

      Even though there were obviously yearly contractual and licensing costs to multiple vendors in addition to support contracts and staffing costs. At the time I was surprised as how on earth can you consider it a valid comparison if you do NOT include all costs? Yet for that company that was business as usual. Since I have seen the same practice at other IT shops, I now know that it was hardly an isolated incident. So it does not surprise me anymore. I look forward to being in upper management moving a shop out of proprietary lock in and to open source / FOSS solutions and get that kind of answer on a solution that involves a proprietary software and/or hardware solution. Where I will be in a position to raise those questions and give anyone who gives me such a stupid and ludicrous answer the hairy-eyeball-your-job-is-in-jeopardy-if you ever lie to me again gaze.

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    2. Re:no nda by sajaki9 · · Score: 1

      This erp has one of the lowest TCO on the market. http://www.agresso.com/2286_news-room/1935-news_erp-checklist.aspx i'm not affiliated with them btw.

  64. The Future of the User Group Symposium by rnturn · · Score: 1
    • Software vendors are permitted to redact anything from presentation slides that they don't want other users to see and learn about. In fact, they'll be allowed to summarily pull the plug on the projector whenever they feel like it.
    • Attendees are required to let vendor representatives gag them lest they talk to other users and learn something about the way the software works without paying the vendor's consulting arm for the privilege.
    • The won't be an associated vendor show because the only vendor the attendees will be allowed to talk to will be those that sold the software. On the plus side, though, you'll get a lot of one-on-one with a representative from the vendor. Allowing other customers to hear what you're talking about (you guessed it) won't be allowed.

    OK, enough snarkiness...

    I agree with the poster who mentioned that any CIO that signs a contract that contained such terms ought to be fired. What the heck is IT coming to when vendors feels they need to clamp down on their customers this way? I know a lot of folks criticized it way back when it was published but I'm thinking that The Cluetrain Manifesto needs a new printing. With a copy sent to each member of the BoD of any company pulling this garbage.

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  65. Grrr. Photoshop by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    It's really hard to fathom how stupid Adobe is. Is trivial to get a hacked copy. It's not trivial to do simple things like cross platform upgrades.

    Yea, I agree. Even with GIMP and CinePaint I think Adobe could sell more Photoshop and the rest of their graphics software if they released versions of Linux. And if they lowered their prices. I don't know about switching platforms though, how hard it is that is.

    It's not trivial to deal with activation / licensing on XP

    Activation, and spyware like WGA, is one of the reasons I switched from Windows to Linux and OS X.

    Falcon

  66. Fallout from security problems. by hajus · · Score: 1

    About 3 or 4 weeks ago, there was a news story that broke on CBC about a law firm's voicemail system that got hacked, and they got stuck with a phone bill for $250,000 CAD. The firm said the phone company had at first offered to eat the costs (they have to pay their upstream international partner) if they kept quiet about the whole deal, but the law firm had broken the news to the public. The phone company's representative kept saying that they encourage their customer to work with them and didn't want to comment about any 'private conversations' with their customer. They blamed it on bad voicemail passwords on the customer's site that the 'hacker' had guessed at and used to initially get into the system that he exploited to make the calls. This is sounding like reactive fallout from phone companies that want to hinder similar bad press about their hacked system when this happens again, rather than spending money to fix what they can (some suggestions I can't remember were offered by the law firm in the interview).

  67. If you sign that, you're an idiot... by mstroeck · · Score: 1

    ... especially in a financial downturn. I have made large ERP acquisitions in the past, and we simply struck out the clauses we didn't like before signing the contract, and generally simply didn't pay what the supplier didn't complete exactly on time plus a 5% tolerance. And that was that.

  68. Re:PeopleSoft can ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care about where I post, actually. Most of the time my comments, whether anon or id'd, don't even get scored. Once the first 200 people have posted, most /.'rs are only interested in posting humor or trolling. I tend to put factual posts in, that seldom get rated up, because the moderators lose interest in old topics. I'm surprised this one caught their attention. I have old posts with "0" ratings all over. As I result, I post less, too. Imo, the mods don't really want to see informative posts all that often.

  69. Re: Disreputable marketing types force the need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In that case use an NDA for your work product. Don't try to put in language that says even if our product sucks, you can't tell anyone about it. If that crossed my desk, that would be brought up immediately and if not removed, we will find elsewhere to do business.

    I have had numerous large businesses (higher tier contractors, as well as end users) pass on our work product and get someone else to beat the price. There are numerous companies we just respond "no thank you" to because they have pulled this on us in the past. We have put in a policy to reign in the marketing types so that we do not shop other contractors pricing to us and sure as hell do not pass on any tech work. Of course there will be negotiations, but you get what you pay for.

    The problem is them using your breakdowns, tech write-ups, Q&A response, etc. to go elsewhere for a better price.

    Simply have a lawyer-reviewed NDA set up and in place prior to providing the work. Then mark your entire proposal as Proprietary and Confidential, and put some teeth in the NDA that if your proprietary and confidential information is breached they are liable for all proposal effort and possible future lost revenue for disclosing your trade secrets (not certain if this applies, you should not be able to patent methods, only implementations, but IANAL).

    Customers will always be able to take your bottom line price and say to another vendor, "Can you beat this?".

    That will never change. But what I feel is irking you is the first part. Unless you are in a very tight niche, the "customer" will be doing this to other companies. Speak frankly with the other companies who most likely put out the same effort you did, only to have their work product sent to another company as yours was, and use the NDA to smack the customer down with the cost of your preparing the numerous revisions.

    Yeah yeah, but you will lose business later from a bad reputation. Bullsh*t, if you have a good product it will stand on its own. Also may gain some respect (and business) from other small companies in your same position dealing with the same problems.

    Or, you can play at business and give out your work for free until the funding dries up, or your company starts to take these "We'll lose a little on every job, but make it up in volume" jobs. That only works if you have very deep pockets and business divisions to pour the bad debt into to hold until the product is established and making money.

  70. So we can mock ERP vendors/systems here? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend of mine works for a city that uses Munis by Tyler Technologies.

    1. Their tech support is East Coast, and they leave at 4pm their time. Friend is West Coast, which makes it impossible to get help after 1pm and chances are it will screw up your lunch hour.

    2. They use SQL Server, but they use cursors and their performance sucks. If you're running a multi-hour job and it aborts, you're expected to do a point-in-time restore to the point before when the job started, so you wipe out all work done by the rest of the city done after that point.

    3. They don't provide their users with a data dictionary, which makes producing your own views for reporting very tough.

    4. They don't have a restartable printing system, so if you're printing a 2000 page document and the printer jams on page 1700, you restart the whole job.

    These people seem to have no sense of scale: their tech might be ok for small installs, but not big ones.

    PLEASE! Have a database expert on-staff before you buy an ERP/CRM system so they can give a good recommendation whether the vendor is properly implementing database technology!

  71. Buying a sledgehammer, citizen? by pentalive · · Score: 1

    Oh goodie! The old "If your not doing anything wrong what have you got to hide argument"

  72. And on the Eighth Day by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    the Good Lord made Wikileaks.

  73. Re:Reason: Vendors preparing for war with Open Sou by lamapper · · Score: 1

    There are several really high quality open-source ERP systems that have been getting some real traction in the press lately.

    I was NOT surprised to learn that there are hundreds of Content Management Systems (CMS) available. Some are FREE to start using, some have to be purchased and others make their money via support contracts. How many of them are ERP solutions specifically I have not bothered to determine, though I know there are quite a few.

    In 2001, Forester estimated that a BASIC Content Management System would cost over $650,000 and a fancier solution much, much more. Obviously the 2009 costs will not be less for a proprietary solution.

    Why not take a basic free solution built with the minimal basic coding languages and hire one expert in the $130K - $180K and a few less experienced programmers in the $80K - $150K range and make the CMS or ERP solution do what you want it to do. I am sure that in the long term, having 100% control and ability to do what your company needs to do will far outweigh the cost savings over a locked in solution that will NEVER meet the needs of your business. Yet you will still have those cost savings on top of doing what the company needs to do since you can modify the system.

    I agree with Use the tools that are simple and cheapest.

    As long as the software product can be modified with the most basic of languages, say PHP, C, SQL + scripting shell languages; you will rest easy at night knowing that you can always bring in other languages Ruby, C++, Python, add-your-favorite-open source coding language here, too many to name, etc... and get the software to do what your company needs it to do. However if you bring in a tool that is based on a more complex language and/or tool than the reverse is NOT always true.

    If the CMS / ERP system can NOT be modified with basic programming languages designed for the web, than you substitute vendor / proprietary lock in for programming language and tool lock in. No point in getting rid of one ball and chain (that will drag your business down) just to replace it with another.

    High-end systems lack return on investment.

    The fact that no vendor solution does everything that it is advertised to do just makes this choice seem all the more intelligent. So an upper level executive that will NOT consider an open source solution based on misguided interpretations of legalese (rhymes with sleaze) OR will only consider vendor lock in products (Microsoft, .NET, Oracle, WebSphere, etc...) should be reprimanded and possibly let go if they refuse to adapt. Especially given the current depressed economy, it will only get worse when we enter the depression due to stagflation.

    There is no way they can justify the yearly / annual expenditures + licensing + customization fees + purchase price + capital expenditures to upgrade their IT infrastructure (hardware and software) as compared to an equivalent open source solution without FUD. Yet they do each and every fiscal year. And if you are HR or the company owner, are you paying them their salary to react out of FUD? Really, I think not. Is that what you based their bonus on? Yet for years and years this is exactly how IT has operated in large and most medium size companies. I am always amazed at how many company owners, investors and share holders simply do NOT bother to figure out how much of their equity is thrown away each and every quarter (and annually) because of these outdated and old school IT management philosophies and practices.

    Is it still acceptable that they

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  74. Re:fuck the ciO by beav007 · · Score: 1

    This definitely comes under "Stuff that Matters(TM)".

  75. Open Source ERP alternatives by AnotherScratchMonkey · · Score: 1

    Here's another one:

    OFBiz (previously known as Open For Business)