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Crocodiles With Frickin' Magnets Attached to Their Heads
Brickwall writes "Florida, faced with a problem of crocodiles returning to residential neighborhoods after being relocated elsewhere, is trying to solve it by affixing magnets to the crocs' heads. The theory is the crocodiles use the Earth's magnetic field for navigation, and the magnets may interfere with that. What I'd like to know is, whose job is it to put the magnets on?" So far the magnet program appears to be working, unfortunately the crocs have started to collect huge amounts of take-out menus and child artwork.
"Why not just shoot them?"
Here in Australia the authorities also try to avoid shooting problem crocs, instead they send them to a croc farm for handbag breeding.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
"why not just shoot them?"
Because most people don't like handbags with bullet holes in them. Same goes for wallets.
As for belts, it's hard to get the holes consistently in the right places.
Now they all walk north. Alaskans will have more than polar bears to worry about now.
Table-ized A.I.
Why not shoot the people of Florida? I can't imagine people being happy about living in crowded, polluted cities all the time. The population is way too big and alligators, unlike humans, doesn't destroy the environment or to drive other species to extinction. Not to mention that they were there first.
I was asking why not to shoot them, not saying that they should be shot.
Frankly, you're an idiot and someone should shoot YOU. And, it's "wander", not "wonder", you brainless twit. :-)
Also, fuck you.
That there is nothing you cannot solve with some judicious use of duct tape.
I don't use harddrives. I just use crocodiles with magnets stuck to their heads.
(I'll get my coat.)
"Three eyes are better than one" -- Lieutenant Columbo
I assume you believe, though you say someone should shoot him, that he should not be shot. That's the trend here right?
This is not the funny you're looking for.
Here are the catchy one-liners from this thread alone:
Someone should keep a list of memorable quotes in Slashdot. :-)
You forgot to end with "Also, fuck you."
I hate printers.
Can we adopt the:
4) Also, fuck you
as our new group meme?
The people responsible for shooting the people responsible for shooting the troll, have been shot.
It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
As a long time Florida resident with a heavy involvement in water sports I would just love to congratulate the state for bringing crocs back into my immediate environment. The joy of confronting a ten foot crocodile weighing about 500 lbs. on a popular beach is hard to describe. I did discover that unlike Jesus I can not walk on water.
Great, now not only can crocodiles kill YOU, now they can kill your hard drive too!
Technically it was the crocodile's beach first. Perhaps we should consider strapping magnets to the heads of surfers and relocating them to your pool instead.
You know, water sports are technically illegal in florida under anti-sodomy laws.
Okay, here we go:
1) Attach magnets to alligators
2) ???
3) Profit!!!
4) Also, fuck you
not sure if having sex with a handbag is a persuasive enough argument to keep those crocs out of trouble.
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