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Symantec Support Gone Rogue?

DigitalDame2 writes "PCMag Security Analyst Neil Rubenking has always praised Symantec's tech support. Lately, though, a number of readers have reported problems with chat support, so he investigated. Rubenking was trying to install Norton 360 version 3.0 on a malware-infested system when the computer crashed with a blue screen error. He connected with Symantec tech support and was told that they could fix the problem, but for a fee of $100! (Here is the transcript and screen-captures of the chat.) Even more, Symantec support suggested that he use a malware-removal tool that wasn't even made by Symantec."

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  1. Uhm...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    They just went rouge?

    1. Re:Uhm...? by conureman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Given today's "anything goes" business climate, they're probably not embarrassed in the least.

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    2. Re:Uhm...? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

      They just went rouge?

      Yes indeed they did, and apparently they're into mascara, lipstick and eyeliner as well, with just a hint of blush. Of course, you need a good foundation.

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  2. Re:Professional services cost money by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The computer was simply too infected to allow the Symantec software to install. This is not an abnormal occurrence. Symantec offered to have an engineer remotely access the system and clean it, which naturally costs money, since you're paying for a person's time to fix your computer, in addition to the license for the software.

    That's a load of crap. They advertise that it will fix your computer, not that it might fix it as long as your computer's not really all that broken. Do you also have weird parsings of "all you can eat" and "flat rate"?

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  3. Re:Professional services cost money by pcgabe · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you RTFA,

    I see where you went wrong there.

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  4. Re:Maybe it wasn't Symantec Support??? by Kalriath · · Score: 4, Funny

    What do the violet and mauve AV products use to scare people though?

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  5. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    well the mafioso types that run these malware botnets are usually russian, and probably would have no qualms about killing people, so it's quite possible.

  6. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do you know why they call it Norton 360? Because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away.

  7. Dear Sir or Madam by meist3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    My Name is M'tumbo Botswana, I am the spyware removal expert of Nigeria. Please to transfer sum of 100,000 US dOllar to bank account written below. We value your customership very very much. Thank you

  8. Re:lol by Shikaku · · Score: 5, Funny

    Michael Jackson can turn 360 degrees and walk away. Called the Moonwalk.

  9. Re:Maybe it wasn't Symantec Support??? by rishistar · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know about violet, but I think mauve has the most RAM

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  10. Re:lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    That is the most awesome way to walk away from someone, specially if you also give them the finger. It would make being fired something to look forward to.

  11. Re:lol by narcberry · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you turn 180 degrees, you will be right where you started too.

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