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Finnish Guy Gets Prosthetic USB Finger Storage

Posted by samzenpus on from the I'd-still-choose-a-shotgun-leg dept.

An anonymous reader writes "Jerry had a motorcycle accident last May and lost a finger. When the doctor working on the artificial finger heard he is a hacker, the immediate suggestion was to embed a USB 'finger drive' to the design. Now he carries a Billix Linux distribution as part of his hand."

113 comments

  1. Cool by JWW · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is really cool.

    Now... where'd I put that knife....?

    1. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      He can also boot linux while performing the shocker.

    2. Re:Cool by denzacar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just a couple of nights ago, I was thinking about something similar. Not "where's my knife?" but regarding prosthetic limbs.

      Why are researchers out there trying to recreate five-fingered prosthetic hands when for example three-fingered hand could do most things you need thumbs for?
      Two extra fingers could be used for detachable USB drives, bluetooth communication with a "palm-computer" built into the hand, mobile phone, mp3 and video players...

      Talk to the hand could get a whole new meaning...

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    3. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are already tool prosthetics that are better for working with than a hand-shaped end. They have a quick-disconnect joint at the wrist, with power and cleaned up myo-electric signals available, so it should be pretty easy to make other attachments.

    4. Re:Cool by von_rick · · Score: 1

      If you use ReiserFS, won't need a knife. You can chop everything to pieces, including your ...

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    5. Re:Cool by ORBAT · · Score: 1

      If you use ReiserFS, won't need a knife. You can chop everything to pieces, including your ...

      ... carrots?

    6. Re:Cool by aliquis · · Score: 1

      There are already tool prosthetics [ottobock.com] that are better for working with than a hand-shaped end.

      Yeah, you try convince the ladies that.

    7. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are researchers out there trying to recreate five-fingered prosthetic hands when for example three-fingered hand could do most things you need thumbs for?
      Two extra fingers could be used for detachable USB drives, bluetooth communication with a "palm-computer" built into the hand, mobile phone, mp3 and video players...
      Talk to the hand could get a whole new meaning...
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      Is there anything more that needs to be said (other than that you are not even able to grammar check your quote)?

      For non-Germans: Even the gods can't win against stupidity. Seems fitting, here.

    8. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must not have seen some of the tools available.

      Hint: one has a spin cycle.

    9. Re:Cool by narcberry · · Score: 1

      I dunno, everytime I ask him to boot linux he gives me the finger.

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    10. Re:Cool by Zashi · · Score: 1

      Because part of a prosthetic is to make the wearer feel whole again. It's an emotionally trying ordeal to loose a part of their body for most people.

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  2. how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    he still would type with all of his fingers, right? so wouldn't sticking his finger in a usb slot make it that much harder to type?

    1. Re:how is this useful? by Smiling_Jack · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a prosthetic finger, right? I imagine it detaches. One hopes it's not actually bolted onto his hand.

    2. Re:how is this useful? by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Funny

      Either that or I can imagine this guy plugged into his Linux box yelling "WHOA . . . I know kung-fu!".

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    3. Re:how is this useful? by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Informative

      You can see some better pictures on his flickr stream. It looks like he has several fingers he can put on at different times. Also, it appears to be a slot in one of the fingers where he can stash some flash cards. I am not sure you'd really be typing very well with such a finger, it might just be easier to learn to type just using your other fingers. The pinky already takes care of a ton of the keys geeks use [{]}\|=+-_/?'" so adding in a couple more wouldn't be too bad I would think.

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    4. Re:how is this useful? by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      It seems to be slashdotted. Maybe it has a cord, or the whole finger is detachable, or you could take the USB port out of the prosthetic.

    5. Re:how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You are obviously not using Dvorak. Turn in your card, sir.

    6. Re:how is this useful? by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      he still would type with all of his fingers, right? so wouldn't sticking his finger in a usb slot make it that much harder to type?

      No worries, this guy strikes me as the type who's used to typing one-handed.

    7. Re:how is this useful? by Chabo · · Score: 1

      Based on the photos of just the hand, I'm guessing the face/hand photos are mirrored. Many webcams (especially by Apple) have mirroring on by default. This means it's his left hand that has the missing finger.

      Personally, I find my left ring finger to be far more useful than my right ring finger in typing, despite being right-handed. Part of it has to do with my typing style -- I'm self-taught, so I do some weird, non-standard things. For one, years of playing FPSs has made it so that my left hand goes to WASD by reflex instead of ASDF. I also tend to move my hands around the keyboard more than people who were taught the standard style -- typing "were", I use my left middle finger on the 'w', then move my index finger back and forth for "ere". I also tend to use my right middle and ring fingers for punctuation rather than my pinky.

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    8. Re:how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pinky already takes care of a ton of the keys geeks use

      The guy is finnish so that's not true. fi keymap hides all the geek keys behind physically impossible alt-ctrl combos.

      Want to type '~'? That's "AltGr+(key-next-to-enter), space" -- handy, eh?
       

    9. Re:how is this useful? by Velska1 · · Score: 1

      The same thing occurred to me. And the location of my USB ports would make for an uncomfortable posture (my midi tower's on the floor, with some USBs in the front panel).

      He can always copy the stuff he wants to use from his USB to the HDD, unmount, get to work, and at the end of the day, give his box the finger again (or however many times he wants to update). If it does come off, then it's different, of course. I just checked the pics on the blog, and it looked to me like it wouldn't easily be removed.

      I'd still rather keep my fingers where they belong, and my USBs in my pocket... My father's fingers had been pruned somewhat, and it didn't slow him too much, but some things were a little difficult.

      Although I understand why he went for it. For geek points.

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    10. Re:how is this useful? by slyn · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you take a look at his flickr photostream, you can see its just a small rubber finger that functions as a small USB flash drive and nerd attractor.

    11. Re:how is this useful? by jsiren · · Score: 2, Informative

      The digit in question seems to be the left ring finger. Depends on one's typing style which particular keys would fall under that finger, but I find I use it mostly on the 1qwa<zx keys. See Finnish keyboard layout for reference, and while you're at it, take a moment to appreciate the pure genius that is the placement of all the characters essential in programming, particularly the Perl language, such as @$\|{[]}. My right wrist hurts even as I think about this.

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    12. Re:how is this useful? by cortesoft · · Score: 1

      I love how the first couple of pictures on the flickr feed are of the bike he crashed on to lose the finger, posted only a couple of months before the accident. Awesome.

    13. Re:how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is not the only one. From the Wikipedia page jsiren postet I count 12 layouts with this sort of thing.

    14. Re:how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like the bike was bought only a month before the accident. Its also sad to show how badly people need cigarettes, as he was happy to have had the chance to catch a fag waiting for the ambulance.

      I wonder if he would've kept his finger if he wasn't so keen to have that smoke?

    15. Re:how is this useful? by merreborn · · Score: 1

      If you take a look at his flickr photostream, you can see its just a small rubber finger that functions as a small USB flash drive and nerd attractor.

      That flickr page serves as an odd timeline of events

      • My brand new bike Uploaded on Apr 30, 2008
      • (Motorcycle crash happens in May)
      • USB Finger Beta (sealed) Uploaded on Sep 3, 2008

      Man. He didn't even have the bike a whole month before he crashed it.

    16. Re:how is this useful? by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

      You are obviously not using Dvorak. Turn in your card, sir.

      And you are obviously a very bad poser. All of those symbols are pinky-controlled in dvorak.

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    17. Re:how is this useful? by vandelais · · Score: 1

      Fun flickr fact Finn's fuck finger ferries flash!

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    18. Re:how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I understand it that's fairly typical. Experienced riders are less likely to get into accidents than newbies. In fact, that's just pretty common in most scenarios. Beginers make mistakes.

    19. Re:how is this useful? by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Typing? that's so 19th Century...

      Jerry and that Linux guy are both from Finland. Jerry has an embedded Linux device. Coincidence, or not?

      The guy only now has to think and the characters will appear on screen.

      This whole article reeks of a sinister plot by Doctor Torvalds to take over the world! I'm no electronics expert but poor Jerry is probably now receiving subliminal messages from Dr Torvalds. Forget Linux on the desktop, we are witnessing the birth of a vast cyborg army.

      (Perhaps I shouldn't have watched that Cybermen episode of Dr Who the other night!)

    20. Re:how is this useful? by Mozk · · Score: 1

      You use your pinky for all those? The only key I use my right-hand pinky for is the shift key. I've never used that slow and awkward "home row" method that's taught in schools.

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    21. Re:how is this useful? by palegray.net · · Score: 1

      Experienced riders lay down bikes, too. Happens all the time; some asshole who isn't paying attention performs an unintended "pit maneuver" on you at 50 mph, and down you go.

      There's a very old expression about bikers: if you haven't laid down a bike, you haven't been riding very long. I love motorcycles, but there's a reason people call them "donorcycles."

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    22. Re:how is this useful? by lordtoran · · Score: 1

      He was probably a beginner on an overpowered bike without wearing full protective clothing. That combination calls for disaster. It's best to become confident on a 250 ccm machine for the first year or two. You won't be able to do risky overtake maneuvers and other stunts on a 250, but it's fast enough to easily go along with highway traffic.

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    23. Re:how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't listen to this shithead. he's a known liar and a bitch. i bet you he hangs out at the all male bath houses too.
       
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    24. Re:how is this useful? by lordtoran · · Score: 1

      Yes, it sucks on my German keyboard, especially as I do a lot of programming, but having the umlauts next to the Enter key and moving the brackets and slashes to AltGr + Number row seems to make more sense in regard to normal typing.

      AFAIK some Eastern European countries which adopted the German layout also have an alternative programming layout where special chars are accessible without shifting. I'm jealous.

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    25. Re:how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      particularly the Perl language

      Well, there's your first problem!

    26. Re:how is this useful? by kylben · · Score: 1

      Personally, I find my left ring finger to be far more useful than my right ring finger in typing, despite being right-handed. Part of it has to do with...

      All that, and because the right hand is usually busy with something else.

      Hey, c'mon, I meant the mouse. Jeez, get your minds out of the gutter.

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    27. Re:how is this useful? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      If only I had a sex and the city rabbit prothetic accessory, that should had made me popular with the ladies.

    28. Re:how is this useful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's going to chafe my willy..."

  3. Awkward to use... by MaineCoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... if it isn't detachable, and he has to keep his 'finger' plugged in all the time it is in use.

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    1. Re:Awkward to use... by Onaga · · Score: 1

      You think that's awkward, imagine Bobbit plugging in.

    2. Re:Awkward to use... by QuantumRiff · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not to mention airport security..

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    3. Re:Awkward to use... by cthulu_mt · · Score: 1

      The Singularity is near!

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    4. Re:Awkward to use... by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

      You think that's awkward, imagine Bobbit plugging in.

      You don't need to imagine, you can go watch the video...

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    5. Re:Awkward to use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because copying the files would be impossible, right?

  4. Worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Worth chopping off my finger, I think. Heck, I'd cut my leg off for a more portable external hard drive.

    1. Re:Worth it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd cut my leg off for a more portable external hard drive.

      You don't have to do that!

      I'll do it for you. :)

      /me ducks

    2. Re:Worth it by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Worth chopping off my finger, I think. Heck, I'd cut my leg off for a more portable external hard drive.

      How about the joystick?

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    3. Re:Worth it by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Funny

      People just don't want 3.5" floppies these days.

  5. It detaches... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/jerry_jalava/with/2823985839/

  6. Too Obscure? by rlp · · Score: 1

    Is the finger made of glass?

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  7. Only 2Gb? by homesnatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why skimp and only use a 2Gb finger drive? Surely you can justify paying extra for the 32Gb model?

    1. Re:Only 2Gb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing. Even though other things than price and storage would likely have affected it (such as durability) I would think that he could get a lot larger version.

      But I doubt it will be terribly difficult to replace.

    2. Re:Only 2Gb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worst case scenario, all he has to do his cut another finger.

    3. Re:Only 2Gb? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why skimp and only use a 2Gb finger drive? Surely you can justify paying extra for the 32Gb model?

      Because it's cheaper to buy the 2 gb model now, and save the 300% markup for upgrading 3 more times down the road. He probably doesn't need 32gb's now anyways. And by the time he's ready for his fourth upgrade 64 or 128 is going to be what's available cheap.

    4. Re:Only 2Gb? by The+2nd+.+Oracle · · Score: 1

      Gb = gigabits
      GB = gigabytes

      ...it really isn't that hard.

  8. Bastard, showing his middle finger to everybody.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And yes, it does run Linux.
    And for the circular saw hobbyists: you can have a beowulf cluster of these...

  9. Linux at his fingertips... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    He's got Linux at his fingertips....

  10. I got your files. by internerdj · · Score: 5, Funny

    Right here.

  11. New technology by billy901 · · Score: 1

    Cool! But, wow, wouldn't it suck for him if some new technology came out and all he had was a small amount of memory in his fancy finger. I guess it could always be replaced, but it would be probably pretty expensive.

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  12. Disgusting by GilliamOS · · Score: 1

    Simply put. Must not go through security checks or metal detectors often either.

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    1. Re:Disgusting by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Adding USB storage isn't going to make that suck any worse, it is already a mess for anyone with any kind of prosthetic or a lot of surgical metal in them.

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    2. Re:Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're kidding me. I would trade the usb finger against my screwed shoulder every time.

  13. He's really from the future... by hal2814 · · Score: 3, Funny

    He actually has 5 prosthetic USB keys for his fingers and when he finds them all he'll learn that he's really a robot sent back in time to resurrect the human race after an alien invasion and radioactive plague.

    1. Re:He's really from the future... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      he'll learn that he's really a robot sent back in time to resurrect the human race

      Darn it, I wanted to be the one to post a Demon With A Glass Hand reference.

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  14. According to O'Reilly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linus now carries a different distro.

  15. Secure in their persons... by JayPee · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm curious about the 4th Amendment aspects of this.

    Since U.S. customs can pretty much search your laptop with impunity at the border, what about this thing since it's part of your "person".

    1. Re:Secure in their persons... by cplusplus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think they can search an artificial limb for drugs and such. Would similar rules apply here?

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    2. Re:Secure in their persons... by arekusu_ou · · Score: 1

      Obviously you haven't gotten a cavity search yet.

    3. Re:Secure in their persons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you have.

    4. Re:Secure in their persons... by rhook · · Score: 1

      Customs searches prosthetics all the time.

    5. Re:Secure in their persons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm curious about the 4th Amendment aspects of this.

      Since U.S. customs can pretty much search your laptop with impunity at the border, what about this thing since it's part of your "person".

      What makes you think the 4th amendment is going to help you at the border?

    6. Re:Secure in their persons... by Bartab · · Score: 1

      Your person is not immune to searches at the border either. All they need is "reasonable suspicion" which is itself unimpeachable and can be as simple as "I felt something was wrong" by the officer in question.

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    7. Re:Secure in their persons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you wish you had

    8. Re:Secure in their persons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you would like to be the one doing it.

  16. thumb drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gives whole new meaning to "thumb drive".

  17. Go-Go-Gadget USB Finger Drive! by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Cool, now he can be just like Inspector Gadget!

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  18. A whole new level by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When this guy gives you the finger, it's 4GB of it!

  19. File Transfers by Kushieda+Minorin · · Score: 0

    It must feel good for him when people ask him to give them the finger.

  20. Re:Bastard, showing his middle finger to everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Ring Finger to run Linux.

    I wonder what body part will be next.

  21. Data by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

    Cool, but they should have done it so he could access it by peeling back his fingernail - then he'd be like Data!

  22. And a floppy drive would go where?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder where they would attach a floppy drive... hrm.

  23. He got the wrong thing... by thewils · · Score: 1

    I would have put a wireless video camera in there.

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  24. Lots of possibilities by rmcd · · Score: 4, Funny

    This gives a new meaning to digital storage.

    And when he's running linux and he "fingers" someone, he really means it!

    1. Re:Lots of possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ouch.. my head hurts now...

  25. Linux on the desktop .. by koutbo6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    is finnished!

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  26. Instead.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I would have asked for a finger that looks like a finger instead of something you get from a halloween store.

    Or went the other route and got something that doesn't look at all like a finger but has some utility. Would be nice to have both, but what he ended up with doesn't really seem worth the bother in either case.

    1. Re:Instead.... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      I think I would have asked for a finger that looks like a finger instead of something you get from a halloween store. Or went the other route and got something that doesn't look at all like a finger but has some utility. Would be nice to have both, but what he ended up with doesn't really seem worth the bother in either case.

      Haven't you read The Moon is a Harsh Mistress? You don't want one arm (finger), or even two. You want a whole closet full, from the "social" one that looks normal, to the one with the manipulators for microscopic-level repairs, to the hydraulic one that you can use to work on your car.

      If I ever lose a limb, I'll be sad... then I'll start working on cool hacks.

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  27. But.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will it survive Sauna?

  28. Good luck typing with one hand stuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Good luck typing with one hand glued to the computer.

  29. DO WANT by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

    Oh I totally need something like that, I don't creep girls out efficiently enough with my greasy hair, body odor, extreme weight, dirty clothes, authentic UNIX guru beard, fascinating explanations of why software patents are evil and posters of RMS and Star Trek.

    Plus keeping a USB key in your pocket is so cumbersome..

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  30. three questions. by will_die · · Score: 1

    What is the size of the flash drive? We know he has a movie and a linux distro so at least an 8 gig. even then what do you do when your finger gets to small for any practical use?
    Finally, is that guy still on drugs?

  31. But WILL IT BLEND? by Dogbertius · · Score: 2, Funny

    But WILL IT BLEND?

    1. Re:But WILL IT BLEND? by Laser_iCE · · Score: 1

      But WILL IT BLEND?

      I'm gonna go out on a limb here... and say yes.

    2. Re:But WILL IT BLEND? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finger smoke...don't breathe this.

  32. The year of the linux finger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally!

    1. Re:The year of the linux finger! by jfreaksho · · Score: 1

      This is the year of Linux on the fingertip!
      J.

  33. Re:Bastard, showing his middle finger to everybody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I about choked and peed my pants when I saw this beowulf cluster post.

  34. Why are people so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fascinated with putting machinery in their bodies. When it's small enough, we can make some ergo-tech back packs or wallets or whatever. We don't need to go putting future obsolete hardware into our bits and bobs.

  35. Just imagine... by wjsteele · · Score: 1

    what John Wayne Bobbitt would do with this technology!!!

    Bill

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  36. Re:Bastard, showing his middle finger to everybody by cybernanga · · Score: 1

    This makes 2009 "the year of linux on the palmtop" for this guy ;-)

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  37. my finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if i lost a finger, i'd want a prosthetic that would vibrate for the ladies...

    1. Re:my finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'd want a brain that would attract the ladies...

  38. He was confused.. by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

    Noone told him it was a thumb drive....

  39. pull my finger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pwnd!

  40. Why is he "Finnish Guy"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a Finn, I'm not offended. But it doesn't seem relevant to the news item. Like, "173 lb. man get's thumb drive"

    Ah, you know those Finns and their USB thing..

  41. That's nothing! by WWWWolf · · Score: 1

    That's nothing! When I grow old, I want my dentures to be made out of microSD cards! I want to be remembered as The Wise Old Man With a Terabyte Smile.

  42. Groinal socket ala Kryten by Sumbius · · Score: 2, Funny

    USB fingers are cool, but if you really want to show everyone who's boss you will need a USB Groin Attachment Socket(tm). Just think about plucking your groin in a USB drive of a library computer... The ladies will like it too. "Small USB memory detected. Booting up Groinal Linux..." Now where did I leave my scissors?...

  43. why stop at a finger by azaana · · Score: 1

    my uncle has a whole prosthetic leg how large a raid array could he carry with him???

  44. Kevin Warwick - human cyborg by VShael · · Score: 1

    can go frak himself. Embedding an RFID chip under your skin doesn't make you a cyborg.

    This guy has a better claim.

  45. Does it vibrate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would be nice feature women-wize.