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Sci Fi Channel Becoming Less Geek-Centric "SyFy"

narramissic writes "According to a TV Week article, NBC Universal has decided to change the name of their Sci Fi Channel to SyFy. Why? To pull in a more 'mainstream' audience. If you're unclear what 'more mainstream' means, TV Historian Tim Brooks spells it out for you: 'The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular.' Yes, we should probably all be offended. And telling us that a crack marketing team came up with the name because that's how tech-savvy 18-to-34 year-olds would text it really doesn't help."

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  1. My IQ by Shads · · Score: 5, Funny

    My IQ just dropped 20 points reading that.

    What the hell.

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    1. Re:My IQ by memorycardfull · · Score: 5, Funny

      You mean your YQ.

    2. Re:My IQ by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's what I'm sayin'. I wonder how many marketing execs got together and thought, "Hey, let's alienate(no pun intended) our core audience with a cutesy name!"

      "SyFy" sounds like a pet name for a syphillis infection:

      Chick: "Hey, want to go see a movie?"
      Dude: "Naw, my syfy is actin' up. I'm gonna be gettin' my Michael Jackson's Thriller on..."

      Tum tum...*hand clap* *head twitch*
      tum tum...*hand clap* *head twitch*
      tum tum...

    3. Re:My IQ by Shads · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. What I'd do, is just like... like... you know, like, you know what I mean, like...

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    4. Re:My IQ by Yvan256 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry scrote. There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

    5. Re:My IQ by eosp · · Score: 2, Funny

      Tuuuuuuuuuums!

    6. Re:My IQ by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why would Enbik ever do that?

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    7. Re:My IQ by Joking611 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This is the same group that thought pro wrestling was appropriate content for the sci fi motif...

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    8. Re:My IQ by maxume · · Score: 5, Interesting

      TNN alienated their core audience and changed their name to something stupid. I don't have the numbers, but I bet Spike is making more money than TNN did.

      Comcast buying TechTv was similar, they wanted the distribution contracts to use to put crappy programming in front of 20 something tards (the key being many more 20 something tards than were watching TechTv)..

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    9. Re:My IQ by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did they (TNN) change their name or were they bought out?

      Also, is this any less insulting than SciFi showing ECW?

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    10. Re:My IQ by Tuuuuuuuuuums · · Score: 5, Funny

      What?

    11. Re:My IQ by pecosdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They mostly did that years ago and replaced it with creature features.

      They had a good thing going with some of the old Sci-Fi shows they kept canceling. We all know how important it is to replace things like First Wave, The Invisible Man, and Farscape with thing like stuck on an island with a really big snake, or raptor, or chupacabrea.

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    12. Re:My IQ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative
      how tech-savvy 18-to-34 year-olds would text it

      Any 34 year old man that would text the word "syfy" needs his ass kicked.

    13. Re:My IQ by GooberToo · · Score: 2, Funny

      My IQ just dropped 20 points reading that.

      You are once again part of their target demographic. Congratulations!

    14. Re:My IQ by Firehed · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mod parent -1, missed Idiocracy reference.

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    15. Re:My IQ by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In regards to the Sci-Fi channel, it simply reflects a changing audience. Most computer geeks/nerds are higher wage earners as such free to air and cable are both losing to buying Sci-Fi content and creating your own personal channel. A lot of ex Sci-Fi viewers most likely have up around a years worth of solid viewing with their own DVD libraries so watching ad ridden content, or paying again for cable and getting a whole lot of non Sci- Fi low brow junk is really pointless.

      New Sci-Fi reality, stream episodes, if the season rates well, geeks/nerds will buy the whole season on DVD (half season collections suck) often only watching some of the streams so they can make the most of first time viewing of a complete season.

      So for cable and free to air 'SyFy' expect a lot of low brow content and maybe even 'SyFy' themed low cost 'reality' shows, they will of course create some good content so they can sell it on DVD at the end of the season.

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    16. Re:My IQ by sznupi · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're quite spot on, especially for people who know some slavic language :> (precise translations below are from polish, but such words are somewhat universal usually (though I'd have to check, and too lazy atm))

      "syfy" would be plural form of "syf"; which can mean: crap, shit, junk, syphilis.

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    17. Re:My IQ by MadJo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't you mean tardy?
      All I see on the boards at airports is --delayed--

    18. Re:My IQ by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In defense of Sci-Fi, they've always showed "creature features" like Godzilla marathons and other 50s-era monster pulp. I think the main change between the 1990s Sci-Fi and the 2000s Sci-Fi was the elimination of the "serious" shows like Inside Space, Animation Station (anime), and Sci-Fi Trader which featured interviews with the writers and artists behind the shows.

      Basically they dumbed-down the channel in order to boost ratings.

      And now it appears the 2010s Syfy channel will be even dumber: "WRESTLERS IN SPACE! space...space...space" You think I'm joking? I wish. TNT tried to do that with Crusade, featuring wrestlers on the ship as guest stars, and JMS quit the show. I wouldn't be surprised if Syfy revives the idea; they just need to find a writer with no conscience.

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    19. Re:My IQ by commodore64_love · · Score: 2

      The REAL "tard" is the NBC and/or Sci-Fi CEO. They are already the 13th most-popular channel on cable, with viewership going up. They don't need to change anything, except continue doing what they've been doing, because it appears to be working.

      Of course when it all goes wrong, and rating drop, they won't blame themselves for that stupid decision. They'll blame:
      (a) the economy
      (b) the internet-streaming websites like hulu.com
      (c) the pirates - and demand "three strike" legislation from Congress
      (d) all of the above

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    20. Re:My IQ by Reziac · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hadn't thought of that... but you're right, "Syfy" sounds like a porn channel. My fiction/media interest is almost exclusively SF/F, and has been for over 30 years; even so I would never have guessed "SyFy" to be anything related to SciFi of any sort.

      [thinking] I see the problem. The network execs are suffering from late-state syphillis, and wanted to warn us what it can do to our brains.

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  2. FIRST??? by M-RES · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...actually most kids would text SF coz it's shorter!

    1. Re:FIRST??? by M-RES · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, I didn't note yours as being first either. Hmmm the odd spill-over effect of the syfy name-change seems to be bending spacetime.

      Hang on, I think that means you WERE first. Dang, I must've been THIRD!

    2. Re:FIRST??? by M-RES · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or as we call it in these tech-savvy 18-34 year old times, the nybrhud :D

    3. Re:FIRST??? by darth+dickinson · · Score: 2, Funny

      Seattle Fried Chicken?

    4. Re:FIRST??? by quantaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about SFC?

      Coming to think of it I don't think the new name is the big problem. I don't think it's a particularly good name but I don't have a problem with them re-branding so when someone talks about them it's clearly about them and not science fiction in general. If they just said they were changing to Syfy for branding purposes there would be some wincing and head shakes but people wouldn't mind that much.

      I think the problem is that they stated fairly clearly that they're changing their name because they don't respect their current fan base.

      Now I think this reaction is slightly exaggerated since it's not fully clear from the article that the quote calling the fans "geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that" doesn't actually come from the network (though it comes from a former executive there), there's a lot of negative interpretation in there. Nevertheless quotes like "more open and accessible and relatable and human-friendly brand" do give the impression that they don't think much of their current audience.

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  3. I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and go straight to "The channel with Battlestar Galactica reruns, and nothing else really worth watching."

    That's more than four letters, though.

    1. Re:I think they should skip this name... by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Funny

      BGRR? That works. Harder to pronounce, but easier to type.

    2. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Trillan · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you pronounce it "Booger." But you draw out the R a little, like "Boog-ARRR!" Plus side is they could show pirate movies, too.

      The only downside I see is they need to wait until Saturday to do this.

    3. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ...and go straight to "The channel with Battlestar Galactica reruns, and nothing else really worth watching."

      Or they will pull a Fox and play time-slot roulette, and then dropping what the core audience wants. Then they will promise DVD sales, forget about it, finally get to it and then decide people actually wanted to watch it.

      -sniff

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    4. Re:I think they should skip this name... by Gospodin · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't worry, the name Battlestar Galactica has also been deprecated. It will now be called: Caprica Hills 40210 (then 40195, then 40183,...)

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  4. syfy.com by internerdj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Has the key word for the new name: "Ownable." Guess they were having difficulty suing people over the use of the word SciFi

    1. Re:syfy.com by hansamurai · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They apparently didn't have trouble threatening syfyportal.com over the word SyFy though. They recently moved to airlockalpha.com and have a peculiar message when trying to reach them from Google.

      http://www.airlockalpha.com/?cmp=OTC-SyFyNotice

    2. Re:syfy.com by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, the problem is that no one could sue *anyone* over the name "Sci-Fi."

      Network president Dave Howe explains the name change as a necessity to attract a broader audience. "We love being sci fi⦠But we're more than just space and aliens and the future â" the three things most people think of when they think of 'sci fi.' What this does is hopefully gives us the best of both worlds. You keep the heritage, but also open up to a broader range of content."

      The Sci Fi Channel also ran into problems with trademarking the Sci Fi brand!

      "We're going to have upwards of 50 Sci Fi Channels in various territories and yet you cannot trademark 'Sci Fi' anywhere in the world," explained Howe. "A new logo design would not solve that particular challenge. We needed a brand name that was own-able, portable and extendable."

      Given the choice between bastardizing their existing name to be "the same" and yet trademarkable or having to rebrand the output of a 50+ network of stations, I'll say they made the right call.

    3. Re:syfy.com by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good lord, man! Where do you live? There are drugs for the syphilis now. We haven't used branding for *years* now!

  5. Y, for one, welcome... by grocer · · Score: 5, Funny

    the new marketyng mandate to replace all our "I" wyth "Y"s...yn fact, yt wyll make everythyng more old tymye...why, all the tyme I spent learnyng to read myddle englysh wyll fynally be tyme well spent...

    1. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You spent all that time, but you left one single "i" in there. And I found it. Oh yes, I found it.

    2. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by arth1 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to rain on your parade, but back in the days of old English, y was pronounced differently from i/ee. The vowel sound of "y" was lost during the great vowel shift, and in English, it can now only be found in some Scottish dialects.
      The closest sound to the "y" of yonder is the middle sound of "ui", but not as a diphthong, but as a separate persistent sound.

    3. Re:Y, for one, welcome... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      the great vowel shift

      That was one satisfying vowel movement.

  6. Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Informative

    They're going to do exactly what G4 did, introduce a bunch of shitty reality shows and bad syndicated crap designed to shamelessly appeal to the "young male demographic" (as if young males are completely devoid of taste, and just want some drunk slut in a bikini making an ass of herself in front of Brett Michaels).

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    1. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by wykell · · Score: 4, Insightful

      (as if young males are completely devoid of taste, and just want some drunk slut in a bikini making an ass of herself in front of Brett Michaels).

      Actually, as a 23 year old male, that's exactly what I want when I watch tv. Which of course is never. I haven't the time, and the internet exists now, so I can just youtube the good parts. or something like that.

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    2. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Rune69 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It can't possibly be worse than the horrible made-for-TV movies they show most of the time.

      BSG is almost done; Prepare yourselves for Yeti: the Series.

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    3. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by neowolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Um, they have already done this. Sci Fi, or SyFy has very little actual SF content anymore. They now feature "wrestling" and crappy reality and game shows, along with god-awful made-for-tv monster movies, which I suppose COULD be considered SF if they weren't so badly done.

      With no more "Stargate" or "Battlestar Galactica", they have almost nothing going for them anymore. I had hoped "Sanctuary" might redeem them a little bit, but I lost interest after the first few episodes. Once "Eureka" is done this summer, I'm probably going to get a cheaper satellite package, as I'm pretty sure Sci Fi is the only reason I have my current one.

    4. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Informative

      The SciFi Channel used to do some pretty good movies back when they were owned by USA. After their acquisition by NBC, all their movies turned into some of the WORST monster-of-the-week crap I have ever seen. I mean, these movies are completely unwatchable.

      I wish they did more movies like the one with the house AI gone mad, or the lady who stowed away on a cargo lander headed to a mining colony, or the excellent Dune movies. Not all of the movies were great, but they were all more interesting than the garbage they show these days.

    5. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by MiniMike · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't you mean 'Capryca'?

      Maybe they'll show some 'Pred8r' movies, or make some bad movies about giant alligators/snakes/voles/whatevers attacking extremely dumb people (but still smarter than anyone who could sit through one of those movies).

    6. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Tumbleweed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They're going to do exactly what G4 did

      Which is what MTV did long before G4. Did you know they used to play music videos?

    7. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by GeodesicGnome · · Score: 2

      Exactly! But was there ever a time that the SciFi channel had more science fiction than nonsense?

      Not science fiction: ghosts, the Bermuda Triangle, vampires, witches, wrestling.

      Things I would like to see on a science fiction channel:

      - new series like then new Battlestar Galactica, Eureka, Stargate, etc.
      - made-for-tv movies with a scifi theme
      - reruns of old scifi tv shows (Firefly, Misfits of Science, ...)
      - reruns of old scifi movies (Forbidden Planet, Day the Earth Stood Still, It Came From Outer Space, War of the Worlds, The Blob)

      It doesn't all have to be great art, but it should all be science fiction.

    8. Re:Goodbye Galactica, hello crappy reality shows! by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are devoid of taste. Completely. I'll probably get flamed for this, but I don't understand genre fanship. Good characters are good characters, good plot is good plot. You can take a western put it in space and its the same story. Its intrinsic value ( to me anyways) doesn't really have anything to do with the surroundings. I guess though, like good music, good stories are only appreciated by a few. That's why we're stuck with MTV & ilk.

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  7. not surprised by MoFoQ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    for some reason, I'm not that surprised.
    With SciFi airing wrestling....yes...wrestling...normal, steriod-loaded human male wrestling..no robots....

    yea...my first thoughts about it were "WTF!" along with many other fellow sci-fi fans.

    That and the end of two great sci-fi shows from the Stargate realm pretty much spelled the upcoming doom of the network.

    1. Re:not surprised by internerdj · · Score: 5, Funny

      My question (which was never answered) was how fake does a wrestling federation have to be to end up on SciFi in the first place.

    2. Re:not surprised by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      Wrestling is sort of science fiction, in that everything you see is a lie, performed by men (and occasionally women) who are the product of various chemical sciences.

  8. SyFy? Sounds like a disease by AKAImBatman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    NBC Universal has decided to change the name of their Sci Fi Channel to Syfy.

    That is quite possibly the stupidest network name I've ever heard. Who comes up with this stuff?

    Yes, we should probably all be offended.

    I should. But it's hard to feel indignant when the SciFi channel hasn't been a serious SciFi channel in damn near a decade. They used to show collections of all the great old SciFi TV shows and movies with some (often quite good) original new series and movies thrown into the mix. Unfortunately, this has been significantly pared down over the years. SciFi Channel friday nights are good, but (with the exception of Eureka) that's about it. They fill the rest of the time with crap like wrestling.

    If SciFi went under, I'd dearly miss Stargate and Eureka. But that's about it.

    And telling us that a crack marketing team came up with the name because that's how tech-savvy 18-to-34 year-olds would text it really doesn't help.

    Marketing departments tend to be disconnected from reality. They want everyone to believe that SciFi would be texted as "SyFy" to prop up their position. The truth is that alternatives like "SF" (what you'd actually text it as) are difficult to trademark and don't roll off the tongue as nicely as "SciFi". (Gee, maybe they should have kept the name? ... Nah. Then they couldn't convince everyone that wrestling is futuristic.)

    The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that

    Perhaps they shouldn't have reinforced the stereotype with all those Poe-style ticking clocks, suitcase cars, monsters turning into people, and other SciFi channel ads? It's not like your average movie goer is unhappy about watching a SciFi movie. Look at the Matrix for a great example. As long as you don't present the concept in too geeky of a light, the general populace can (and does) get on board.

    1. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by hwyhobo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Actually, Polish colloquialism for "syphilis" is singular "syf". "Syfy" (plural) means "zits", which is strangely fitting here. :O

      Still, my nomination for the dumbest name ever.

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    2. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by DdJ · · Score: 2, Funny

      In Polish syfy means syphilis so you are right it is disease

      Hm. Once I remove this channel from the "favorites" list on my set-top box, perhaps I shouldn't describe myself as "Syfy-less".

    3. Re:SyFy? Sounds like a disease by AnalPerfume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course marketing departments around the world are disconnected from reality, their job is to convince themselves that the product they've just been told to sell is the best thing since the previous best thing they just finished selling. They have to avoid any connection with reality to do this. They have no connection to the product or it's customers, only the remit to make money. The only way they know how to do this is to put the product through market research data filters and increase the demographics that research says it will appeal to.

      In this case they saw women as an untapped market who will be easily fooled by a name and logo change, while the downside is a petition from previous fans that will be treated like any other petition.....ignored. Will people suddenly stop watching because of a name and logo change? I'd side with the marketing people here in saying "no". People will decide for themselves whether to keep watching / paying on the content they show; if the schedules change too much then they will lose some and potentially gain others.

      Like any other corporation who have to compete for customers, the only thing that will influence their decisions is the bottom line.....money. If they have a flood of cancellation all with the "reason for cancellation" as the same thing, only a boardroom full of imbeciles would ignore it and carry on regardless, in which case the shareholders would have something to say about it. They could bank on future subscriptions to make up the loss but that's a hard sell in the current climate.

  9. Fonzi'd by hansamurai · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Can an entire network jump the shark?

    "When we tested this new name, the thing that we got back from our 18-to-34 techno-savvy crowd, which is quite a lot of our audience, is actually this is how you'd text it," Mr. Howe said. "It made us feel much cooler, much more cutting-edge, much more hip, which was kind of bang-on what we wanted to achieve communication-wise."

    I think Slashdot mostly falls into that "techno-savvy crowd," but somehow, I don't think the reaction is going to be quite so receptive. Changing a name because that's how someone would text it?

    1. Re:Fonzi'd by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 2, Informative

      To think that "SyFy" is how you'd text "SciFi" is clearly ridiculous. Either the exec is making it up, which is not unlikely, or the whole focus group conspired to pull some lolz on the suit.

      I can see them all sitting in a room, using their iphones etc, to text each other about what's the most ridiculous thing they can get the suit to believe. That they'd actually use SyFy to mean the SciFi channel would be right up at the top of the list.

      For one thing, it wouldn't be capitalized. For another, it would be "sf", as everyone else has pointed out. Finally, no one gives a good goddam about the channel "branding" or "identity". I watch the shows that I like, and change the channel when I'm done. With a TiVo, not only do I not know what time a show is really on, I have very little idea what channel it comes from too. And I'm not about to continue to watch a channel simply because I just watched a show on it--I'm going to watch something else that I recorded from wherever else it was.

      Really, the only way to improve declining ratings is to STOP MAKING CRAP. Channel suits need to stop worrying about their channel image, and should think more about making TV that's watchable.

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  10. Why does everything have to appeal to everybody?? by Earl+The+Squirrel · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I read the article and it says it has to "appeal to a more mainstream audience", and yet it's earnings and revenue are up sharply this year. So, what logic says that they need to appeal to a wider audience?? Do they think that going more mainstream (which I suspect means also changing some of the type of programming as well....) won't cause any of the existing audience to leave? This sounds like the media equivalent to New Coke.

  11. Re:Ahem... it's SF by raddan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really? I guess I'm not a real science fiction fan, then. You guys must have HUGE bookshelves!

  12. I'm sure it's all the name's fault by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It can't be the professional wrestling or Mansquito. It's obviously the name that's the problem! Quick! Change the name!

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  13. Re:Ahem... it's SF by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Real science fiction fans don't call it Sci-Fi, they call it SF.

    No, real sci-fi fans knows that sci-fi and SciFi is short for Science Fiction, while SF is short for Speculative Fiction, which includes other genres.
    Your average parasmut novel is SF, but it isn't sci-fi.

  14. A plan for the improvement of spelling in the Eng by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Funny

    For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

    Generally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeiniing voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x"â" bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez â"tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivili.

    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev alojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

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  15. *sigh* by TrebleJunkie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Behind ever corporate headquarters should be a well-equipped firing range and adjacent mass grave, in order to swiftly and appropriately rectify decisions as piss-poor and stupid as this one.

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  16. Missing the point by slapout · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular"

    Isn't the the whole point of having a channel dedicated to one subject--to go after people interested in that subject?

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  17. Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Funny

    what exactly is too keep me coming back? Rubber dinosaurs? I liked a few of their movies, mainly their take on Wizard of Oz was refreshing if a bit quirky, at least it wasn't a rehash. It was fun to watch.

    If it had not been for BSG I doubt I would know what is on their channel after they canceled Stargate.

    Sorry, I don't a commercial laden channel of crap, I got a few dozen more of these as it is. Their popularity isn't great because they cancel what people watch and load it all up with so many commercials you just have to TIVO it so you can fast forward through to get that 2 hour show back down to the 90 minutes it used to be. Weren't these the guys who ran original star trek episodes uncut but took 90 minutes to do it?

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    1. Re:Considering Galatica ends this weekend by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, I don't a commercial laden channel of crap

      What the heck this new meme of out verbs?

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  18. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Funny

    So Mark Twain hung out on 4chan?

  19. Re:Ahem... it's SF by MrEricSir · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. Nobody calls it "Frisco."
    2. Everyone I know who has done "a little too much LDS" has lived in Utah.

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  20. Congratulations! by DeadDecoy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Your IQ has just placed you within 1 stdev of mainstream intelligence. Prepare to laugh at fart jokes, cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters, and rabidly justify gaping plot holes with the theory of intelligent design! We the broadcast executives in collaboration with the brain slug planet would like to thank you for your added support.

    1. Re:Congratulations! by Captain+Spam · · Score: 3, Insightful

      [...] cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters [...]

      Er... perhaps you should clarify that "characters" means personalities, not character art. In my travels, I've found a fair amount of sci-fi geeks are quite willing to cry at the plights of two-dimensional animated characters. :-)

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    2. Re:Congratulations! by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Prepare to laugh at fart jokes

      Hey! That has nothing to do with intelligence! A funny fart joke is a funny joke, no matter how smart you are. And it seems like most fart jokes on TV are toungue-in-cheek anyway.

    3. Re:Congratulations! by Mex · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your IQ has just placed you within 1 stdev of mainstream intelligence. Prepare to laugh at fart jokes, cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters, and rabidly justify gaping plot holes with the theory of intelligent design!

      Yes! Finally, I will learn to enjoy Star Trek: Nemesis!

    4. Re:Congratulations! by zmollusc · · Score: 3, Funny

      ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD.

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    5. Re:Congratulations! by BabyDave · · Score: 5, Funny

      Er, which "cheek" do you mean?

    6. Re:Congratulations! by machine321 · · Score: 4, Funny

      cry at the plight of 2 dimensional characters

      Just because you don't like anime doesn't mean everyone who does enjoy it is dumb.

    7. Re:Congratulations! by witherstaff · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree, I mean how is the Peter outfarts Michael Moore not laugh worthy?

    8. Re:Congratulations! by UncleTogie · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ...with geek cred, too: It may start OFF as "Dueling Banjos", but if my deafness isn't betraying me, the duet is from the old Atari 2600 game Vanguard {during the "diagonal" boards}...

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    9. Re:Congratulations! by Miseph · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It bears mentioning that a statement is not necessarily false simply because it was presented as the conclusion of faulty logic.

      For example:

      I like strawberry ice cream
      Strawberry ice cream is tasty
      Anime sucks

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    10. Re:Congratulations! by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 4, Funny

      There was a time in this country, a long time ago, when reading wasn't just for fags, and neither was writing. People wrote books and movies. Movies that had stories, so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!

      There go my mod points, but I had to...

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  21. Re:SyFy by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me ask my boyfriend and I'll get back to you.

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  22. Translation: Sy Fy Channel Ayms to Shed Geeky Ymag by angrydotnerd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yn some unyverse, the name "Syfy" ys less geeky than the name "Sy Fy." Dave Howe, presydent of the Sy Fy Channel, ys bettyng yt's thys one.

    To that end, the 16-year-old networkâ"owned by NBC Unyversalâ"plans to announce that Syfy ys yts new name March 16 at yts upfront presentatyon to advertysers yn New York.

    Syfy logo

    "What we love about thys ys we hopefully get the best of both worlds," Mr. Howe sayd. "We'll get the herytage and the track record of success, and we'll buyld off of that to buyld a broader, more open and accessyble and relatable and human-fryendly brand."

    Sy Fy ys comyng off the best year yn yts hystory. Yn prymetyme yt ranked 13th yn total vyewers among ad-supported cable networks yn 2008. Yt's a top-10 network yn both adults 18 to 49 (up 4%) and adults 25 to 54 (up 6%).

    Duryng yts fourth-quarter earnyngs call, parent General Electryc sayd Sy Fy racked up a double-dygyt yncrease yn operatyng earnyngs despyte the begynnyngs of the recessyon.

    Nevertheless, there was always a sneakyng suspyyon that the name was holdyng the network back.

    "The name Sy Fy has been assoyated wyth geeks and dysfunctyonal, antysoyal boys yn theyr basements wyth vydeo games and stuff lyke that, as opposed to the general publyc and the female audyence yn partycular," sayd TV hystoryan Tym Brooks, who helped launch Sy Fy Channel when he worked at USA Network.

    Mr. Brooks sayd that when people who say they don't lyke syence fyctyon enjoy a fylm lyke "Star Wars," they don't thynk yt's syence fyctyon; they thynk yt's a good movye.

    "We spent a lot of tyme yn the '90s tryyng to dystance the network from syence fyctyon, whych ys largely why yt's called Sy Fy," Mr. Brooks sayd. "Yt's somewhat cooler and better than the name âSyence Fyctyon.' But even the name Sy Fy ys lymytyng."

    Mr. Howe sayd goyng to Syfy wyll make a dyfference.

    "Yt gyves us a unyque word and yt gyves us the opportunytyes to ymbue yt wyth the values and the perceptyon that we want yt to have," he sayd.
    Dave Howe

    Dave Howe

    Yn terms of televysyon, the new brand better reflects that the channel has programs that are not about the typycal sy-fy themes of space, alyens and the future.

    "We really do want to own the ymagynatyon space," Mr. Howe sayd. "We want to get the credyt for the range of content that we already have on our ayr and that we'll be doyng more of yn the future."

    Mr. Howe sayd Sy Fy looks at yts brandyng every couple of years. He added that when new executyves joyn the network, they usually ask yf yt has ever thought about changyng the name.

    The network worked wyth the brandyng consultancy Landor Assoyates and went through about 300 possybylytyes before selectyng Syfy.

    "When we tested thys new name, the thyng that we got back from our 18-to-34 techno-savvy crowd, whych ys quyte a lot of our audyence, ys actually thys ys how you'd text yt," Mr. Howe sayd. "Yt made us feel much cooler, much more cuttyng-edge, much more hyp, whych was kynd of bang-on what we wanted to achyeve communycatyon-wyse."

    The network plans to make the changeover July 7, when yt wyll launch the new seryes "Warehouse 13."

    The seryes, about a secret government faylyty yn South Dakota where all mysteryous relycs and supernatural souvenyrs are housed, ys emblematyc of the channel's programmyng dyrectyon.

    "Yt ys a dramedy and yt ys set yn the here and now. Yt's a kynd of an Yndyana Jones meets âMoonlyghtyng' meets âThe X-Fyles,'" Mr. Howe sayd. "Thys ys a very accessyble, relatable, fun show."

    The network wyll begyn bryefyng cable operators about the transytyon thys week and plans a trade ad campaygn yn Apryl as part of the upfront. The new campaygn wyll use the slogan "Ymagyne Greater," whych Mr. Howe thynks wyll resonate wyth both consumers and medya buyers.

    "Yt's a call to actyon," he sayd. "Look at the everyday and how you can turn yt to the extraordynary. Yt's an aspyratyonal, optymystyc message about enhanyng people's lyves."

  23. Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by BrookHarty · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular,â said TV historian Tim Brooks, who helped launch Sci Fi Channel when he worked at USA Network.

    So, as a father of 4, working the tech sector for over a decade, early adopter in tech, when it comes to TV, I'm a horrible demographic to want? I'm not the general audience because I am a geek and a man?! WTF!? Thats f'cking sexist and rude.

    I'm rather insulted by these guys statement. The whole statement is a slam. Maybe they should be paying attention how well sci-fi does in the movie theaters, how well our demographic buys electronics...

    Dave Howe and Tim Brooks, you both need a good punch in the nose for those comments and selling out the people who watched and supported that channel.

    Oh, and good choice on the new name, now it sound like a disease. syfylis.

    1. Re:Humm, Why am I a bad demographic? by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. Isn't it funny that they do this the same week that the top two movies at the box office are "Race to Witch Mountain" and "Watchmen"? Both of these movies are the kind of movies that appeal to "dysfunctional, antisocial boys". For the record though, the only reason I think it's that way around is because an R rated movie always has lower box office than a PG-13 one...

      Well you know what? Those "dysfunctional, antisocial boys" grew up a decade ago and are now the parents of (let's face it) spoiled kids, drive nice cars and still tend to go out and spend money on things they really like just because they can.

      Don't worry about them... their opinion is at least a decade or more out of date. Being a geek is no longer seen as some sort of social disease... and geeks typically earn significantly more than their non-geek counterparts. Howe and Brooks clearly don't understand the "tech-savvy" crowd... and so their ignorance is obviously reflected in their statements. Don't stress about that... they'll learn the hard way.

      On the bright side, this gives me one more reason to drop cable entirely... if it weren't for the kids channels now I'd probably just say goodbye to cable entirely.

  24. The beginning of the end by dj245 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remember when TLC was "The Learning Channel". They had all sorts of great stuff on there, including Junkyard Wars and fistfuls of great documentaries. Then they drove Junkyard wars into the ground, brought in a bunch of "Pimp my X" and "Flip this House" shows. Now the channel is dead to me.

    A similar thing happened recently to the Discovery Channel. Anyone who thinks that Mythbusters has science content is kidding themselves.

    Looks like the Scifi channel is next. Stargate has no new episodes, the "good ol' shows" like Farscape and the Outer Limits are banished to 1AM in the morning, and now the name change.

    I see lots of great channels being run into the ground. Does anyone know any that are rising to the top?

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  25. Re:Nice knowing you, SciFi Channel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Robotics, microcontrollers, software defined radios, spread spectrum, ham radio, telescope making, digital astrophotography, bike riding, walking, talking, etc., etc., etc. Real life. Real hands-on physical ass-kicking reality.

    And then there's TV - brain numbing, market hyping, money extracting, propagandizing, ass widening bullshit.

    Kill your TV. Really. Get rid of it. You'll be happier. Besides, isn't it obvious by now that it's committing suicide? Don't let it take you with it.

    Yeah, I know, mark me as an anonymous troll. Whatever, it's how I feel about the idiot box.

  26. Re:Ahem... it's SF by vux984 · · Score: 3, Informative

    No, real sci-fi fans knows that sci-fi and SciFi is short for Science Fiction, while SF is short for Speculative Fiction, which includes other genres.

    Real science fiction fans are probably the only people who know what 'speculative fiction' is, and they know that if they use the abbreviation SF, that almost everybody who sees it will understand it as science fiction. They also know the boundary between speculative fiction and science fiction is pretty blurry and don't get their panties in a knot over it.

    Your average parasmut novel is SF, but it isn't sci-fi.

    Now I'm curious what a parasmut novel is.

  27. Look on the bryght syde... by Atario · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this will finally reverse that stupid shift that took place in the early 1980s where every girl's name that ends with an -ee sound was changed to -i. (E.g., Debbie --> Debbi, Cindy --> Cindi, Tammy --> Tammi, etc.)

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  28. Obligatory by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's dead, Jim.

  29. Re:marketing speak saves network!! OMG by Red+Flayer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're behind the curve... geek is fast becoming not chic.

    Something about a recession and the resurgence of blue-collar values...

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  30. Re:Ahem... it's SF by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Welcome to Everywhere. Name a large city where people in the nearby area don't refer to it as "the city". Chicago, New York, LA, San Diego, Seattle- they all do it. SF is nothing special in that regard.

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  31. Submoronic asshattery abounds by jollyreaper · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What this chumwits fail to realize is that geek is bigger and broader than ever. Consider the inroads computers and video games have made into the landscape. Video games are an umpty-billion dollar a year industry and are either threatening to or have already surpassed music and movies as the biggest consumer entertainment market. This really surprises me. I mean, I like gaming but I didn't think it was that huge but there it is.

    There's always been a demand for escapism entertainment. Now you can argue about hard SF and sci-fi like geeks argue trekker vs. trekkie. It doesn't really matter -- escapism is huge. Now you could be talking comic book fantasy or spaceships and aliens scifi or brooding sexual vamps and werewolves, it doesn't matter. Those of the female persuasion have embraced this sort of thing just as vigorously as the boys. Let's not overlook the amazingly huge impact of Japanese media as well -- manga, anime, etc.

    The difficulty the big media types have here is they want to go for the biggest audience. They're still stuck in the 50's when a popular show could capture half the audience across the entire country. They simply can't abide by the idea of serving a niche and serving it well, keeping the overhead low so that they can enjoy a modest, dependable income.

    There's a huge market out there for brain-boggling entertainment. People want the unusual, want the unexpected. The problem is that the Sci-Fi Channel has insisted on doing it in the most ignorant, pigheaded, and insulting manner possible.

    For starters, Sci-Fi Channel Original Movies universally mean piss awful drek spanked together with the most miserable of standards, CGI monster of the week crap that's poorly conceived, written, acted, and directed. Rod Serling was able to create art with crappy cameras and a SFX budget of cigar butts and sawdust. Sci-Fi doesn't care. They just want to crank out low-expectation shit and expect people to lap it up. What about when they put that contemptible fuckspat John Edwards on? Not the presidential candidate but the spook whisperer. How in the hell is this sci-fi? And what about that Ghost Hunters crap? I can well appreciate the odd UFO and cryptid show but Sci-Fi stuck to this tabloid crap the way the History Channel clings to WWII shows.

    I think the biggest problem they have here is that their product is aimed at bright geeks but management wants to market it to idiot chump TV watchers who throw money at anything with tits and explosions. Proper geeks will either Tivo what they want to watch or buy the DVD's -- advertising-supported television will simply not be cost-effective here. But this is going to be the future, folks. People are getting used to watching their TV curled up in bed on the laptop or on the train with the ipod or just plug the computer into the TV and watch the torrent. People have demonstrated they will pay money to watch the show but they're not going to pay through the nose. And there are so many new areas of entertainment to explore, the market for old school passives is going to keep suffering from greater competition.

    I think what we're seeing here is the same cause for the failure of Air America. Right wing radio listeners tend to be whiter, older, and have grown up listening to radio. There's not many converts amongst the youth. The target audience for Air America, the liberals, tend to be less likely to listen to radio to begin with and more likely to be getting their news and views from alternative media or television. This was a fight Air America could not win because the market simply wasn't there, even as Air America hosts in other venues such as Rachel Maddow are enjoying phenomenal success.

    Once Galactica is finished will they even have anything scifi-related in the line-up? I know they canned the Dresden Files on account of being too expensive and the push to end Galactica is along similar lines. What, are these people stupid? Do they not realize scifi shows are always the most expensive there are to produce and have been so sinc

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  32. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by kamochan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait. What. Mark Twain invented Danish?

  33. Re:SF! ... But they had to EpicFail by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    See, this is why PHB needs to go back to their retreats and stay away.

    SF used to be the preferred correct name as well. "SciFi" was considered a bastardized derivative. But we sorta lived with it because it was a language-shift thing.

    So now they had to go with a completely useless name that fails ALL counts. Beautiful.

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  34. Sci-Fi got written off years ago. by sdaemon · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sci-Fi to fans: "No, it's SyFy!"
    Fans to Sci-Fi: "EetADik. You never should have canceled Farscape."

  35. What is there to watch anymore? by Cyphertube · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I haven't watched much of Sci Fi in a while. I used to watch Stargate SG-1 and Stargate Atlantis, but they're done. I would have continued watching Battlestar Galactica, but it kept jumping around, so now I'm waiting and just getting it on DVD.

    Nothing else had really jumped out at me lately. But then again, ever since the whole Farscape fiasco, it's been clear that the management doesn't have a clue how to run a channel that is targeted towards a particular interest group and then use that for better advertising prices.

    The more this crap goes on, the more likely I am to stop watching a lot of TV and just buy stuff on DVD or watch it on the Internet.

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  36. epitaph by PMuse · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SyFy: Though market studies clearly showed room for a mainstream channel catering to action/tech/paranormal fare, the stigma of having been the "Sci Fi" channel doomed NBC Universal's efforts to woo mainstreamers from the start.

    SciFi: The channel formerly known as SciFi abandoned its core audience in 2010 an attempt to lure mainstreamers away from Fox. Immediately, a trio of new channels emerged in the unpopulated geek fringes. The strongest of these was soon purchased by News Corp., allowing it starve the former SciFi channel of geeks as well as mainstreamers.

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  37. It's an excellent time to abandon the audience!! by SlappyBastard · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The audience is going to abandon Sci-Fi after BSG airs its last episode anyhow. After that, they ain't got a pot to piss in.

    So, NBCU has decided to do to SyFy what it did to all the other peacock channels: dumb them down to the point eh shows don't require writers or competent actors. Christ -- the new Knight Rider is probably going to get yet another season!! Some day we're going to look back and think Idiocracy was a documentary about the gold age of American intellect.

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  38. Cool name: Syfy = filth [in polish] by jw3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is, indeed, an interesting coincidence. "Syf" (sing.) or "syfy" (plur.) in polish means filth, scum, acne and also syphilis: http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/syf. Makes also an interesting metatextual link to another recent Slashdot submission because of the common saying "syf i malaria" (syphylis and malaria) denoting a complete and utter mess, SNAFU etc.

    j.

  39. The History Channel. by Beelzebud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would be NICE if History Channel would go back to showing WWII documentaries all the time. It would be better than the bullshit they have on there now.
    Lately it's been the 2012 end-times prophecy channel. Every other show on that channel is now Nostradomus, The Bible Code (ha), and psuedo-science shows that have catchy names like "Earth's Black Hole" in which they interview the quack John Hutchinson (google hutchinson effect for his quackery) about the possibilities of a black hole being located in the ocean....

  40. Marketing departments by supercrisp · · Score: 2

    Well, thank god for anonymity, because it allows me to say that, as a college English professor, all but two of the marketing majors I've encountered over the years have been as stupid as a mildly retarded box of rocks. This experience only confirms what I learned working as an intern during my undergraduate years, where all the marketing folks were bleached blonde collections of grinning teeth and over-stuffed bras crammed into knock-off Channels. It's a wonder they didn't come up with SoFa.

  41. In other news: by psnyder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bill Nye the Science Guy has decided to officially change his name to:
    Bill NySyGy

  42. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by tool462 · · Score: 2, Funny

    alojikl,

    "a lojikl"

    Sincerely,
    A Pedant from the Future.

  43. Re:Ahem... it's SF by zmollusc · · Score: 2, Funny

    What about Special Forces personnel that live in San Francisco and contribute to SourceForge? And play Street Fighter? And .. ok, I will stop now.

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  44. Re: A plan for the improvement of spelling in the by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev alojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

    We've already got two languages that look like that - Welsh and Klingon.

  45. Re:Ahem... it's SF by PapaBoojum · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I'm curious what a parasmut novel is.

    "He raised his custom matte-black GigaGlock 950 and sighted through the custom Kalishnakova scope. His finger, protected from the moon's harsh atmosphere by his Shinto-Nagakasi Deluxe Combat gloves, tensed on the Bloraskavich trigger. The Kalishnakova was so precise, he could watch his target, sitting atop the Goliathian 4500 heavy tank seven klicks away, light a filtered Tska-Choi cigarette using a MegaBic with custom Tetra-Flint."

  46. Re:SyFy by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2, Funny

    He said he wants to get cable now.

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  47. Why be ashamed of Sci-Fi? by Hodar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Science Fiction is perhaps the biggest money maker that Hollywood has going. And from what I can tell, ever since Star Trek first aired, people just can't get enough of 'good' science fiction. The problem is that most of the crap on the Sci-Fi channel isn't Science Fiction, it's fantasy somehow involving some science in it.

    Consider Star Trek (and the spin-offs), Star Wars, Terminator, ET, Fantastic Voyage, and even Firefly. There is an insatiable appetite for GOOD Science Fiction. As soon as someone comes up with a great idea, and if the industry is smart enough to recognize the good idea - money is made. Sci-Fi includes classics like Batman, Spider-Man, Iron-man, Fantastic Four and many others have made gazillions, and entertained us for decades. Other stories, dealing with the simple topic of (if only the techology existed ... .then ....) all encompass the realm of Sci-Fiction.

    The problem is that there are too few imaginations who care to write Sci-Fi. You don't need major bucks to tell a good story. Star Trek, Twilight Zone, Night Gallery and Star Wars managed to tell a compelling set of stories all on a tight budget. It just requires a talented and imaginative set of writers.

    Unfortunately, today Sci-Fi writers have been dumbed down into telling inane stories with little or no character development, original thinking or any real motivation. Such a pity. There are so many good Sci-Fi books that could be done on a budget and tell a compelling story.

  48. If it walks like a duck ... by glebovitz · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I thought that the promise of digital television was specialized programming for niche communities. From what I can see, all the channels now carry the same crap.

    I can't tell the difference between SciFi, Spike, or even Soap TV (not that I watch it or anything.)

    From what I can tell, the future of television will be 250 channels of "Law and Order" re-runs.

  49. Re:Ahem... it's SF by Knara · · Score: 3, Funny

    So, more Gibson than Gibson.

  50. OK, I'm still in that 18-to-34... by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Granted, I'm kind of closer to the upper end of it at this point (I was old enough to see "Transformers" in the theater) but DAMN that is a shitty new name they came up with.

    Let me describe the situation with an analogy: Suppose the old name, "Sci Fi Channel", is a venerable old VW bus. It's been kicked around for a long time, and it kind of drags up images of the past one might not be too proud of these days - of Sci Fi Channel's humble origins: episodes of Dr. Who that take up more than a regular half-hour block, padded out to an hour with old rocketman serials... FTL newscasts, reruns of "Swamp Thing" and lots of old sci-fi TV shows...

    Now, to complete the analogy, "SyFy" is like a giant, steaming pile of dog shit - probably ejected from the back side of a large dog after it's eaten a rancid piece of roadkill. Looking at it makes one want to vomit forcefully, probably without great regard for direction.

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  51. Re:Ahem... it's SF by BigFoot48 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Name a large city where people in the nearby area don't refer to it as "the city".

    We live in Tucson and refer to Phoenix as "The Big Blob".

  52. SCIFI Channel died a long time ago by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They became "the monster channel" a few years ago, as even reruns of real science fiction is rare now.

    While i personally don't like 'horror', Its perfectly fine if they want to be wall to wall evil fling fish with teeth and weird guys that wear hockey masks, but please don't call it scifi..

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  53. Re:Is that like BDSM? by techess · · Score: 2, Funny

    and of course since I'm such a geek I immediately think Mulder & Scully for M & S.

    We used to have X-files viewing parties at my dorm where we'd have bowls of M & M's mixed w/ Skittles to get M & S. The freaky kids next door would mix Skittles with M & M's to get S & M's :)

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  54. You mean the Ghostly Wrestling Channel? by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Their content seems to be primarily silly ghost hunters, wrestling, cheap horror movies and the occasional soon-to be-canceled science fiction series.

  55. Re:Ahem... it's SF by arth1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now I'm curious what a parasmut novel is.

    Parasmut = paranormal smut.
    Parasmut constitutes most of the new books in the SF aisles at the book stores these days. Vampires, werewolves, demons and similar, written by women with nom-de-plums with far to many y's and h's. The real plot of parasmut boils down to "his hardness plunged into my wetness".

  56. Oh goody by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This probably means there'll be more wrestling. Can't get enough wrestling on a science fiction channel.

  57. Re:Ahem... it's SF by h4rm0ny · · Score: 2, Informative


    I don't think that's parasmut. I think parasmut is female werewolves feeling horny etc. etc. There's a lot of that sort of stuff about at the moment.

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    Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
  58. Oh great! by bickerdyke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Instead of

    'The name Sci Fi has been associated with geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that, as opposed to the general public and the female audience in particular.'

    its goint to be

    geeks and dysfunctional, antisocial and dyslexic boys in their basements with video games and stuff like that

    I would respect their descision to attract more mainstream audience. But shouldnt they change the contents to do that instead of the name? A rose, by any other name and so on....

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    bickerdyke
  59. espn by MoFoQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's what major league baseball is for!

  60. Re:Good... by cashman73 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe the best thing is to just ditch this whole television model entirely. Have a couple of rich geeks create a new website similar to Hulu except dedicated to original, real, science fiction. No ECW. No campy shiat. Really good, well-produced shows like Stargate SG-1, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, etc. Isn't Paul Allen kind of a geek like us? Maybe we can convince him to invest in something like this?

  61. Scifi to Scyfy by Nightling · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know EXACTLY how you feel, especially about The Dresden Files. I had lost all faith in The Scifi Channel when they did not renew The Dresden Files. By the way, does no one realize that Syfy or Syf is a real word in Polish? It means Waste. Congratulations, Scifi... Er.. Syfy, your name now suits your nature. It's now the Poop Channel.

  62. LJ Quote by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Funny

    shrift reacts to the SciFi Channelâ(TM)s planned rebranding:

    The new name sounds like SciFi got a henna tattoo and a spice rack and renamed itself Ravyn Kyrie Moondancer, and has scheduled an interpretive-dance-cum-poetry-reading in the quad at 8am on Sunday. It only likes Pro Wrestling ironically, like, WHATEVER.

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    I drank what? -- Socrates
  63. Re:Ahem... it's SF by lennier · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cyberpunk is like any other genre, it's either a benefit or a hazard.

    If it's a benefit, it's not my problem.

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    You are not a brain: http://books.google.com/books?id=2oV61CeDx-YC
  64. Re:My IQ (syfy == Syphilis) by Spasemunki · · Score: 3, Funny

    What has gone wrong in Slavic countries that they have a pet name for syphilis?

  65. Let's make our own damn channel! by StCredZero · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not just use Amazon Honor System to give money directly to Joss Whedon and/or Ron Moore, and distribute the show weekly with a private Bittorrent tracker? Heck, why not just make a season a shareware app? What's a reasonable price for a season? $20? All you need is 100,000+ viewers a season, and this thing would work economically. (Heck, I'd even live with B5 level special effects if we could have a new series with intelligent writing and Morena Baccarin, Summer Glau, Nathan Fillion, Tricia Helfer...)

  66. Re:Why does everything have to appeal to everybody by Speck'sBacon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah. It's like they fail to take into account that "everybody" can't watch all of the channels aimed at "everybody" (though this is mitigated somewhat by DVR and cable/internet on-demand content), so they are in effect diluting their viewership when they might actually maintain higher viewship by catering to sci-fi fans. That's not mathematically guaranteed: it depends on what their current audience numbers are, and how many new viewers they can peel off with their format change, but mainstream audience does not automatically equal more viewership.