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Graphic Artists Condemn UK Ban On Erotic Comics

mdwh2 writes "Graphic artists, publishers and MPs have condemned the UK's Coroners and Justice Bill, which will criminalize possession of sexual depictions that appear to show someone under 18 (the age of consent is 16 in the UK), as well as adults where the 'predominant impression conveyed' is of someone under 18, and even if they are merely drawn as being present whilst sexual activity took place between adults. The definitions could include Lost Girls, Watchmen, and South Park. The Comic Book Alliance has launched a petition against the law."

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  1. In the taunting voice of Nelson by Sethus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ha Haw!

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  2. Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 0

    It does seem like they need to focus the law to deal with the sexualisation of minors in artwork, but you do have to wonder about the motives of some of the people pushing to have this overturned. It doesn't really seem like it's a law targeting The Watchmen and South Park. It sounds more like a law targeting 4Chan.

    1. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's "what a law targets", and there's "what a law hits", and they can be two very different things indeed.

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    2. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by porcupine8 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Question their motives? So what if their motive is that they want to draw fictional naked children? As long as no real children are portrayed or in any way harmed in the making of those drawings, why should anyone care? The original point of child porn laws was to protect the children in the pornography. In this case, there are none.

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    3. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately, laws don't really act as they were "intended", they act as they are written(at best, it's all downhill from there). Even if the law is actually written with the more-or-less-pure motive of cracking down on the 4chan babyrapers fan-art fanclub(and that isn't necessarily a safe assumption; pretty much any sex-related law has at least a few theocrats clinging to it somewhere), the original motive won't last for long. If passed, it will most likely be being applied to pretty much any graphic art that happens to make the Daily Mail readership uncomfortable within a few years.

    4. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Child pornography is a subset of the term obscenity (at least, if you're a healthy individual it is).

      Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene. Lots of laws exist to prevent that level of obscenity. There are lots of reasons why it's obscene. Let's not get into that debate though, there's Wikipedia if we need to look up basic definitions.

    5. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't really seem like it's a law targeting The Watchmen and South Park. It sounds more like a law targeting 4Chan.

      And thank $DEITY laws are never used against anyone for ways they were never intended. Ever.

    6. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by jessica_alba · · Score: 1

      well, say its a fully clothed baby? um, and real woodland rabbits are only dry humping it.

    7. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by logjon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And Megan's Law is never applied here in the US to people who peed outside or had sex with their 17 year old girlfriend while he was 18. Child porn laws are never turned on children who photograph themselves. But what difference does it make? It's for teh childres!!

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    8. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      Make the baby a rock and we're talkin'.

      - The UK Censorship Dept

    9. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by jessica_alba · · Score: 4, Insightful

      would it not follow that written descriptions be outlawed as well.

      furthermore, when drawing stick people, how do you tell a dwarf from a child...

    10. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by ericlondaits · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And what's wrong with obscenity?

      I understand obscene material bothers some people, but as long as they're not forced to watch it, I don't see why I can't.

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    11. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      Are you asking me, or the people who made the law that I'm describing?

    12. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Common sense would dictate that vanilla stick figures don't have the detail needed to accurately depict certain things. If you start adding more detail, they're not really stick figures anymore.

      You might draw two perpendicular stick figures and write "guy fucking a baby" underneath it. Then I'd argue that the title would be considered obscene and the drawing is irrelevant.

    13. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      2girls1cup isn't illegal therefore I reject the whole premise.

    14. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know a woman who likes to eat goat shit, because it's fairly dry and full of fiber, and I once jacked off while watching her carve up the neighbor's baby and make a roast out of it.

      Complete bullshit of course. And the most obscene things I could think of on the spur of the moment. Should it be illegal to say such things?

    15. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by CMKCot · · Score: 1

      Child pornography is a subset of the term obscenity (at least, if you're a healthy individual it is).

      Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene. Lots of laws exist to prevent that level of obscenity. There are lots of reasons why it's obscene. Let's not get into that debate though, there's Wikipedia if we need to look up basic definitions.

      "obscenity" or any other moral measurement has nothing to do with this. its about, by omission, allowing certain individuals to grow a perverse desire for (in this case) children beyond what they can control. so trust me, when a legislation like this is proposed of curse its backed up by conservative and "moral" justifications, but it only gets approved when the other half agrees on it. and they have much more rational reasons than "morality" to do it.

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    16. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, they hit what they're aiming for. It just seems like they don't because they're leading the target.

    17. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But drawing people being torn apart or burned or tortured (non-sexually) is not obscene? I suppose I must have missed the memo explaining how X+sex is evil and must be banned, when X is tolerated and "free speech" and what not.

    18. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      Do you think it should be illegal? Everyone considers themselves to be middle-of-the-road, what's your take on your post?

    19. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Stormwatch · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Child pornography is a subset of the term obscenity

      Weird. I thought anti-CP laws were about preventing child abuse. But if they are simply about obscenity... well, from now on I'll have to regard CP-producers as free speech activists!

    20. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene.

      What's obscene is that you consider it your business to tell people what they can draw.

    21. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      That depends where you go. I'm fairly certain that it wouldn't pass customs in my country. I don't see anyone running out of their way to ban the internet as a medium for filth here either though.

    22. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think obscenity is the diametric opposite of moral. The concepts don't exclude each other. It's fairly safe to assume that the side claiming to base its choices on moral arguments is the one most likely to describe something as obscene.

      I think we all agree that obscene things can be made illegal to produce, but nobody agrees on the definition of obscenity.

    23. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that you're the go-to guy on what's obscene?

      I doubt it matters how moral or enlightened society becomes, nobody will ever agree completely on what is appropriate in which situations. Perhaps it's time for us to go find out how judges decide if something is obscene in court, since that's where it counts.

    24. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1/10 Obvious troll is obvious

    25. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by UltraAyla · · Score: 1

      You bring up a good point. In my policy analysis classes, we considered the validity of assumptions behind laws - causal, jurisdictional, etc. It seems that this is a portion of theory that scientists are held to relatively strictly, but which our lawmakers often fail to address.

    26. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I meant it in the sense that child pornography is obscene rather than all obscenity being child pornography. I could have explained that more clearly but I don't see how you got confused. Did you misinterpret that deliberately?

    27. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Gamma747 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The original intent of obscenity laws was to prevent the public display of obscene material, not to protect against thoughtcrime. If someone draws something that you would find offensive, should that really be outlawed if it's kept private?

    28. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      That would true for a very personal definition of obscene. Then it would be wrong since I'm not telling anyone what they can draw, I'm leading the debate towards the correct category this law falls under. Don't get angry.

    29. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 0

      I think you answered your own question. If someone drew a picture of a baby suffocating under a giant cock, who's going to catch them if it stays locked in their drawer? If they post it to 4Chan for peer review, it's now public and they're far more likely to be caught.

      Phallus-crushing-baby communities do stand out as a bullseye for this sort of law in my view.

    30. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I don't think *anyone* can be the go-to person for what's obscene. There's no point in trying to regulate things that exist solely in the mind of the beholder. They might as well make it illegal to draw anything except fine art, or only allow fine music to be played on radio stations.

      If some people are allowed to revel in what they consider the best things that society can produce, why can't other people revel in the worst of society?

    31. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you understood what stormwatch wrote. Try reading his post again, and you will see how funny your post is in reply.

    32. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by supernova_hq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When your house gets raided and the material you intended to keep private gets seized and is no longer private, we'll see how you feel about that argument.

    33. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      and they have much more rational reasons than "morality" to do it.

      Such as?

    34. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm leading the debate

      No you're not.

    35. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Child pornography is a subset of the term obscenity (at least, if you're a healthy individual it is).

      Well, if the UK law is anything like the US law, it's not a subset of obscenity -- in fact, child porn is another category entirely precisely so that prosecutors don't have to meet the "obscenity" standard in order to prosecute child porn (because, as the GP noted, child porn inherently exploits the children in the porn). This was reaffirmed by the Supreme Court a few years ago when dealing with "virtual child porn"; this case raises the same issues.

    36. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Stormwatch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Define the word. For me, "obscene" means: something that makes the prudes freak out.

      Andres Serrano. HR Giger. Larry Flynt. 2 Live Crew. Mortal Kombat. Jyllands-Posten. Getting the idea now?

    37. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 2, Informative

      He's probably referring to the idea that the presence of obscenity breeds obscene behaviour. Case in point: police blaming violent behaviour on GTA.

    38. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. The idea behind outlawing obscenity is fairly understandable: we don't want to see things that can hurt us. People are acclimatised to different levels of violence, sexuality and Dane Cook. I for one would suffer tremendously in the presence of the latter item.

      There isn't a lot of common ground on the issue either, but the things that jump to mind for me when we talk about obscenity are beastiality, scat, child porn and torture. It'll be similar for most people, give or take a few things. Still, there's a lot left to disagree on.

    39. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      That might be true if you had an unlimited tolerance for obscenity. What you're referring to however is the ever-moving definition of obscenity held by society, which will simply be whoever can sqwauk the loudest.

    40. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      You missed some words from your quoted text.

      The debate does appear to be about obscenity now.

    41. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      Like Gamma said, obscenity laws relate to the distribution of obscene material. There's no crime if they find your personal stash of baby-tied-to-a-cockrocket porn.

    42. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. Additionally, "fine" folllows only a single rule: "Your Mileage May Vary".

      The definition of "fine" is made by individuals. Being so it may and will vary. The problem isn't whether it is "obscene", but whether it is harmful. The difference between perceived and real should be noted.

      Are the viewers willing to see it? Is it causing any real harm? What is the opinion of the sides involved? And, more importantly: is there any issue that should be priorized before discussing this?

      These are the questions that should be addressed

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    43. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      I have heard that claim before, that published obscenity encourages actual obscene behavior -- but I don't think I have ever seen or heard actual evidence

    44. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Since when? I hear people who getting raided for X crime also get stung with this sort of thing all the time. Happens at customs as well.

    45. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      That sounds furry to me. The sentence is death by crucifixion. Next!

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    46. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Razalhague · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They don't hit because they're leading the target, they hit because they're using scattershot. And they're hitting a shitload of other stuff too.

    47. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      I haven't, but I'm not sure the local police make a big deal out of catching this stuff coming in to the country. The situations I do remember all relate to the sale of obscene material. It's going to vary from country to country.

    48. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      the things that jump to mind for me when we talk about obscenity are beastiality

      So it looks like another heavy metal album cover is going to get banned?

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    49. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the UK, possession is a crime. What's more, copying a file is considered as producing it.

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    50. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This doesn't negate the fact that the viewer can be harming themselves by seeing it.

      Not proven. And even if it were, not anybody else's business.

      In the case of virtual child porn, someone is still being hurt in the sense they are satisfying their urge to see children in a sexual manner.

      See above.

      This probably wouldn't be a big deal if it didn't lead in many cases to child abuse,

      Not proven.

      or at least the risk thereof.

      Not proven - so vague as to be meaningless, hence unprovable.

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    51. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      This probably wouldn't be a big deal if it didn't lead in many cases to child abuse, or at least the risk thereof.

      And being unable to release their urges without harming actual children isn't going to lead to more child abuse?

    52. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by palegray.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I find child pornography as revolting as anyone (aside from the sickos, of course). That said, I staunchly defend anyone's right to artistic expression, regardless of how revolting I might find it. You can't have it both ways; either you have freedom of expression, or you wind up legislating it away.

      As long as no actual child is harmed, I cannot argue with fictional representations of sexual acts involving children. Are they repulsive? Yes. I'll still fight hard to defend the right to create such content, on the grounds that no actual person is being hurt.

      In short, I find your agreement with legislating morality as it pertains to freedom of expression to be obscene.

    53. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene.

      Yep.

      Someone able to imagine so obscene things, with rabbits and so, and put them in a drawing, should be severely punished. 12 months in prision.

      Allowing some reduction if the drawings are only drafts and not very detailed.

      If they colored them, 6 extra months.

      3-6 years for animation attempts.

      Ah, and you will no go away free...
      Expect for at least 3 months for writting the script. 3 extra for making it public in ./

    54. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by toriver · · Score: 1

      And a couple of months for you for quoting it.

    55. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mirshafie · · Score: 1

      It is impossible to sexualize children, in the same way that it is impossible to sexualize lemurs or adult humans. We are sexual beings, and as far as I know there is no way with our current technology to sexualize us any further.

      Whatever alarmist reasons these lawmakers saw to attack freedom was bogus.

      As Jimmy would say, COME ON. Do you really want to put my old Christian elementary school teacher in jail for showing us a cartoon of naked kids rubbing thighs and loudly thinking "YES, YES"? (The point of the cartoon was that you might think "NO, NO" and in that case you must make that clear and get out of there.)

    56. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not an answer...

    57. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There are things which considered obscene recently (illegal within the last 30 years) which I probably would have never considered doing if I had never heard of them.

      OTH, there are other things that are legal (and lots of web sites for) that I didn't find out about until I was nearly 50 that I didn't have an interest in doing (and found distressing/repulsive).

      So, for at least one person (me)

      a) Some things I've done I would have never done unless I learned about them but I enjoy them.
      b) Some things I would never have thought of/done and now would never even tho I learned about them.

      So, I guess your mileage may vary.

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    58. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      props for getting to +5 without fundies modding you down into hell. agree +1

    59. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by makomk · · Score: 1

      Normal obscenity laws, maybe. This law specifically prohibits private possession.

    60. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene.

      So is Fred Goodwin's pension. Yet I don't see the British Government trying to ban that...

    61. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by AGMW · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Indeed, one man's obscene is another man's Saturday night out!

      Where does prohibition figure in this I wonder. For example, in the USA there seems to be a big thing about seeing breasts (and topless bathing is, as I understand it, illegal), whereas in Europe (where it's mostly legal, especially the Med beaches), breasts are two a penny and not such a big deal!

      Stepping over to the Scandinavian countries and there they have a still more open attidute, and full nudity seems to be no big deal.

      Is there a frisson of excitement added to the pot for images deemed 'obscene'? Think of TubGirl (OK ... actually, let's not think of it!). How many of you have seen it? Is that obscene? I'd say it was obscene, and yet I've seen it (actually, of course without seeing it you can't really judge!). I've seen it and, strangely, it's not something I suddenly want to try for myself either! So can something be "obscene" and yet not "dangerous"? So it it's not dangerous why talk about making such images illegal?

      As with all censorship, it's Mr. Outraged, of Middle England, trying to impose their values on everyone else, because they are right and we all need protecting from ourselves!

      Do I think some things should be illegal - HELL YES! Culottes for a start, they're just Devil's Trousers!

      In this case, do I think it's right to ban cartoon images of minors in sexual situations. Blimey! That's a tough one. A blanked YES will catch stuff like South Park, and is therefore, IMHO, obviously wrong - but for sure people are going "too far" in other areas and it makes sense to try and formulate a legal response in those cases. I don't know what the answer is, or even if it would be possible to distinguish South Park from South Pron in some useful legal way?

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    62. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But drawing people being torn apart or burned or tortured (non-sexually) is not obscene?

      The same applies to movies and TV. e.g. the first (1977) Star Wars movie was classified as suitable for all audiences, even though it includes the use of a WMD which killed huge numbers of people.

      I suppose I must have missed the memo explaining how X+sex is evil and must be banned, when X is tolerated and "free speech" and what not.

      The "violence is ok, sex is not" idea appears most common in the US. Where apparently one nipple equates to "sex"...

    63. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mpe · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, laws don't really act as they were "intended", they act as they are written(at best, it's all downhill from there).

      They may well act as "intended", just that those advocating them lied about their intentions when they were being passed.

      Even if the law is actually written with the more-or-less-pure motive of cracking down on the 4chan babyrapers fan-art fanclub(and that isn't necessarily a safe assumption;

      It's also not a safe assumption that it will even be used against that group of people.

      pretty much any sex-related law has at least a few theocrats clinging to it somewhere),

      If only to ensure that it's not likely to be used against them and theirs.

    64. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > This doesn't negate the fact that the viewer can be harming themselves by seeing it.

      Even if we assume that 'fact' is true, should it be illegal for people to harm themselves? How harmful is watching child porn to the viewer? Define harm. Can I amputate my own arm? Finger? Can I get a piercing? Earrings?

    65. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Makes one wonder, how much would it cost to pay for a subsciption and overseas shipment of certain types of manga to the legislature and public officals in the U.K.?

      Possession of (obscene) cartoons is a (thought) crime afterall...

    66. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Rennt · · Score: 1

      Sure, but a law that is so broadly defined that it targets everybody does society no good at all.

      If the aim is to hit child molesters, then the law should target child molesters - not the people who produce/buy graphic novels, or any other art forms not understood by politicians.

    67. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>t does seem like they need to focus the law to deal with the sexualisation of minors in artwork

      No. They. Don't. Ink-on-paper is not human, and therefore is not traumatized by being naked. There's no reason to ban the art because there's no victim. Embrace free expression, not censorship/moral tyranny.

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    68. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene.

      So?

      That still doesn't justify censorship, moral tyranny, and/or infringement of the right of free expression. If there's no victim, there's no crime, so let the deviant artist draw whatever he feels like drawing.

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    69. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It will be soon. Its on the Aussie blacklist.

    70. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Leynos · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Speak for yourself buddy. I'm of the opinion that making the production of "obscene things" illegal is an anathema to free society. And I think you'll be hard pressed to find many allies here.

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    71. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Fine art? It contained a lot of nude men and women. Good luck with that.
      Fine music? You'll never hear that on the radio, not when the media cartels push untalented "artists" with formulaic lyrics/sounds on the public. Good luck with that.

    72. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by dbcad7 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just curious as to how the brits are taking the movie "The Reader" ?.. Course we are not talking about infants, and the fact that the one being 15 is a boy instead of a girl lets it slide I suppose.. but couldn't this movie fall under those laws ?

      I liked the movie.. but you have to wonder what happens if you place it in modern day, and or reverse the roles to older man younger girl.. some people would be freaking out, you can be sure.

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    73. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by fractoid · · Score: 2

      It does seem like they need to focus the law to deal with the sexualisation of minors in artwork, but you do have to wonder about the motives of some of the people pushing to have this overturned.

      Um, why do they need to deal with *anything* in artwork? I firmly believe that harm minimisation should be the basis of all laws, which leads me to think that while child abuse should be dealt with in the harshest possible manner, if some pedophile is sitting in his back room drawing kiddy rape scenes while NOT hanging out at the local playground or trying to lure kids into his car with candy, then he's not doing anyone any harm.

      Hell, he could be getting it out of his system that way, and (if I've read correctly) pedophilia is a genuine paraphilia, in that a true pedophile can't "choose" to find mature adults attractive any more than a straight male could choose to find another straight male (or a child) attractive. That leaves the options of repression (doesn't work, witness the Catholic church's endemic child abuse), death, or finding an alternate outlet (such as paraerotic artwork).

      There are only two reasons that I can think of to target completely fabricated representations of child abuse, and they are (a) the theory that such material will lead to more actual children being molested, or (b) that it's 'icky' and 'they shouldn't even be allowed to draw that'. Given the lack of evidence connecting viewing of child porn and perpetrating child abuse (other than that 'people who like abusing children probably like child porn'), I'm banking on (b).

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    74. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>"obscenity" or any other moral measurement has nothing to do with this. its about, by omission, allowing certain individuals to grow a perverse desire for (in this case) children beyond what they can control.
      >>>

      Sounds like moral dictatorship to me. What is this? The Dark Ages? Where the church and/or government gets to control what we say, think, or draw??? "In our opinion, the parliament, you drew obscene pictures in your notebook - a naked woman - so go to jail." No thanks. Is censorship of obscenity so important, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Absolutely not. I know not what course others may take but as for me, give me liberty or give me death. Better to be free in death, than alive in tyranny.

      I prefer the right of liberated expression, even if that means some will abuse the right with obscenities, than the alternative of police pounding on my door because I drew a naked teenager. We don't want to create a society like the novel 1984.

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    75. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Leynos · · Score: 1

      Why are you so keen on limiting what other people can think?

      If someone wants to draw/watch/read/masturbate to depictions of beastiality, scat, child porn and torture, then why is it your problem?

      If someone molests a child or animal, or tortures someone, then it is a problem.

      If someone wants to play with shit on camera, well, each to their own. It's hurting no one (as long as they wash their hands before eating anything).

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    76. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's yucky and I don't like it personally so you shouldn't be allowed to do it. Decent people (like me) all agree.

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    77. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      That depends where you go. I'm fairly certain that it wouldn't pass customs in my country. I don't see anyone running out of their way to ban the internet as a medium for filth here either though.

      sorry, but nobody's talking customs.
      legality depends only on the law.

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    78. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      I don't think *anyone* can be the go-to person for what's obscene. There's no point in trying to regulate things that exist solely in the mind of the beholder. They might as well make it illegal to draw anything except fine art

      Who'll be the go-to person for what's fine art?

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    79. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by ktappe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you saying that you're the go-to guy on what's obscene?

      No, but you seem to be saying that you are. Your posts repeatedly imply that obscenity is an absolute--that there is a basic definition (you even referred us to Wikipedia, as if that's an agreed-upon resource.)

      Meanwhile, for many of us "obscenity" is a code word for "I want to impose my morality on others", for people out to do that are far & away the most likely to use the term. And you, like they do, imply that there can be an agreed-upon definition. But somehow the "obscenity line" is always a moving target. If the "stop obscenity" people get their way with one law, they turn around and want to move it again to include more censorship. If the anti-obscenity law folks defeat the latest censorship bill, the stop-obscenity people find something else they want to ban, again moving the line. That's because they aren't really out to protect people but to control them.

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    80. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      This doesn't negate the fact that the viewer can be harming themselves by seeing it. In the case of virtual child porn, someone is still being hurt in the sense they are satisfying their urge to see children in a sexual manner.

      So you'd rather they keep that urge, let it grow and fester until they get the opportunity to act them out in real life!? You sick fuck! I'd MUCH rather have the perverts jerk it off in their dank basement with an inanimate piece of paper so they can control themselves around living, feeling beings.

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    81. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by ktappe · · Score: 1

      The idea behind outlawing obscenity is fairly understandable: we don't want to see things that can hurt us.

      Hardly. If that were the case, you'd just turn the TV or radio to a different channel. Problem solved--you're no longer seeing something that might hurt you. But no, you have to go make laws and impose your beliefs on others. And that's where you start removing freedoms from others and we start opposing you.

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    82. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      No, of course it isn't. They'd never abuse a law like that, not when it's only there to protect the children!

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    83. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by vivaelamor · · Score: 0

      Would distinguishing South Park from South Pron serve any useful purpose though? If South Park is considered ok because it is not porn then what is to stop people making porn that is marketed as comedy.

    84. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by smallfries · · Score: 1

      And we will win because we are legion. If there is any issue where enough people disagree with us to make it a worthwhile fight, then we shall go to war to stop them. This is how decent people behave.

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    85. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by commodore64_love · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >>>I think we all agree that obscene things can be made illegal to produce

      No we don't. The right to liberated speech should Not be curtailed if there are no victims. If I want to draw Wonder Woman or Supergirl as a young child without clothes, so be it. You cannot victimize ink-on-paper. No crime has been committed unless you imprison me, and then you've committed the crime of human rights' abuse.

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    86. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by vivaelamor · · Score: 0

      The people who want to draw a line are right, a line needs to be drawn. What they do not seem to understand is that the line needs to be drawn by the individual, not the law.

      The drawing of a line for obscenity counters the notion that people should be responsible for their actions. As long as you associate thinking about things that may be illegal with doing them, people are going to become less capable of drawing the line themselves.

      Consider the same principles applied to violence: it is illegal to kill, therefore it is illegal to read murder mysteries. People stop reading murder mysteries.. violence becomes a taboo. How long before hitting a mugger is a more serious crime than stealing? It seems unlikely but that is because there is no taboo against thinking about violence. All the while, those who would have killed kill anyway as the penalty has not actually been increased.

      If we go down the route of 'dealing' with the sexualisation of minors in artwork then the same laws should in an equal society apply to Britney Spears or whatever the latest pop sensation is. Such portrayals of child sexuality being marketed towards children are a much bigger problem than those being targeted by these laws.

    87. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by vivaelamor · · Score: 0

      Also consider the detrimental effect making a subject taboo has on peoples ability to make an informed choice. Curiosity is a healthy thing and i fear for future generations' ability to make moral choices should it be stifled.

    88. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said it is obscene. He didn't tell anyone what they can draw.

    89. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      you do have to wonder about the motives of some of the people pushing to have this overturned.

      I think we should start with the motives of those people who are pushing for this law in the first place.

      It sounds more like a law targeting 4Chan.

      And you think that visiting 4Chan should result in 3 years in prison and placement of the Sex Offender register?

      Perhaps this law isn't aimed at Watchmen, but even leaving aside the debate of whether intentional "pedophile" material should be illegal when it is fictional: this bill is so broadly written that it covers a lot of material that isn't ever intended to be underage porn.

      As stated in TFS, it explicitly criminalises images of 16 and 17 year olds, as well as adults of what a "predominant impression" of someone under 18. Not to mention the problem that it is very difficult to tell an adult from a 17 year old in a drawing. Hentai is something at risk - and judging by comments from some politicians and police chiefs, I think criminalising hentai is one of their intentions. No, you probably won't have someone criminalised for owning a book like Watchmen - but you will be criminalised if the police search your computer one day, and the police find webcomics or screenshots, even if taken from mainstream comics, or showing very similar scenes. Things like Watchmen will only be safe in their original context.

      And just take a look at Australia - do you think it was intended that the law cover joke Simpsons images? Because that is the kind of thing the law will cover, no matter what it was intended for.

    90. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Child pornography

      This is not a law on child pornography (which involves the abuse of children), it is a law on fictional depictions of under-18s, as well as adults with a predominant impression of someone under 18. Please RTFS.

      Secondly, we already have laws against obscenity - as you say yourself. What is the justification of a new law then, one that covers simple private possession? The justification for obscenity laws is ropey enough in the first place, but the concept of "Obscenity" only has meaning in terms of showing it to other people. In fact one MP (Edward Garnier) did propose limiting this new law to publication - despite his definition being so broad as to include merely showing it to someone, he was criticised by other MPs, and labelled a "libertarian"(!)

      Let's not get into that debate though, there's Wikipedia if we need to look up basic definitions.

      You should trying looking up the definition of "child pornography" on Wikipedia, and see how it is defined as the abuse of children, and not me doing a quick doodle on a piece of paper.

      Under this law, I could take an image of two consenting adults having sex, doodle a fully-clothed 17 year old on it in the background, and suddenly the image is illegal and I need to be put in prison for three years.

      But take a pair of scissors and cut the image in two, so the so-called "child" is no longer in the scene, and the image is legal again.

    91. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mdwh2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You might draw two perpendicular stick figures and write "guy fucking a baby" underneath it. Then I'd argue that the title would be considered obscene and the drawing is irrelevant.

      Do you think that writing "guy fucking a baby" should therefore result in a three year prison sentence?

      If so, you'd better report to the local police station, because you've just done it. If you don't, do you agree that it shouldn't for a drawing, either?

    92. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I actually meant that child pornography is obscene and not all obscenity is child porn.

      Yes, we know that's what you meant. And you're still wrong. Child porn is not - or was not intended to be, at least - a subset of obscenity.

      And in the UK, the law is not defined as such. Nor is this new law. Neither laws are subsets of the Obscene Publications Act, but are separate laws. Child porn law was meant to be about preventing abuse. This new law is about god knows what, but certainly not about publication.

    93. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Jurily · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Common sense would dictate

      Law does not work that way :(

    94. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by tonycheese · · Score: 1

      Why do people feel the need to come up with such disgusting examples for their comments? This post and the image it conveys is just as "obscene" as any drawing, in my opinion.

    95. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by sgant · · Score: 1

      Child pornography is a subset of the term obscenity (at least, if you're a healthy individual it is).

      Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene. Lots of laws exist to prevent that level of obscenity. There are lots of reasons why it's obscene. Let's not get into that debate though, there's Wikipedia if we need to look up basic definitions.

      You brought up an mental image though when describing the scene. Should I go turn myself into the police for imagining a photo of that and not a drawing?

      Seriously, shouldn't what you just wrote be considered "obscene" if we're going to label a drawing of it "obscene"? If so, then the editors of Slashdot have a legal obligation to remove all reference to your post.

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    96. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene.

      Indeed it would be. But this law would also make it a criminal offence to draw a married mother having consensual sex with her husband, if the entirely fictional act took place at 11:59 pm on the night before her 18th birthday.

    97. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing something very significant: "a (drawing) of a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits" is hella funny.

    98. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      Morality and obscenity are both heavily based on cultural norms, they are definitely related but I could certainly agree that in many cases they're exclusive to each other.

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    99. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Aphoxema · · Score: 1

      That's exactly why it's time for an uprising! Go, people of the United Kingdom! Go PWN your leadership and rebel against them trying to quash you first amendment rights to... oh, right. Your right to free speech... oh... uhhh...

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    100. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well the Olympic logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving a blowjob, and they haven't banned that yet.

    101. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Failed+Physicist · · Score: 1

      That is the only definition of obscenity. It is completely subjective and thus should never have been referred to in legal matters.

      From wikipedia:
      Obscenity (in Latin obscenus, meaning "foul, repulsive, detestable"), is a term that is most often used in a legal context to describe expressions (words, images, actions) that offend the prevalent sexual morality of the time.

      A couple hundred years ago it was tolerable for 10 years old to marry and have sex; 12-13 years old (and even younger) marrying is still tolerable in many cultures today.

      Pray tell, what is the prevalent sexual moralities of our modern, global times?

    102. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I hope to hell you're being ironic/joking, and I just got wooshed.

      Otherwise, fuck off. It's irrelevant what 'decent people' think. It doesn't affect them, unless they want it to.

      Sharia law is moral to Muslims... but we don't like when it's legislated. So stop being hypocrites and stop trying to legislate morality. How do you know that your morality is right? What if somebody did it to you? A muslim is every bit as convinced of their correctness as you are. Perhaps more relevantly, I am every bit as convinced as you are that my morality (who cares if it doesn't affect me) is correct, nay more correct.

      Since we can't know either way, law has no business being involved.

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    103. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Maybe not proven, but let's start with evidence. Climate change has plenty of evidence - but with this law, the Government itself happily admits it's okay to pass laws in the absence of evidence.

      And we can easily make the counter claim that banning these images will cause harm (indeed, this is trivially true in that criminalising someone harms them, but also the idea that even for pedophilic images, that they provide an outlet and reduce crime if they are fictional).

      Otherwise, ALL drugs would have to be allowed.

      Oh yes, drug laws - they're working just great aren't they. Not exactly a ringing endorsement to bring in yet more stupid laws that do far more harm than good.

      However, the point is that the evidence people put in favour of drug laws - as weak as those are - don't apply to me doing a quick doodle on a piece of paper. The arguments about drugs are that they allegedly affect other people, not merely that they harm yourself. I think those claims are wrong, but the point is it's not true that drugs are illegal simply because of that. If harming yourself was illegal, then a lot more people would be locked up!

      And no one would come to stop your suicide.

      That's nothing to do with the law. Yes, in some countries suicide is or was illegal, but that's batshit too.

    104. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by chrisbtoo · · Score: 1

      You're joking, right?

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    105. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Customs also refers to border control and are very much related to enforcement of the law.

    106. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mention that people are going "too far", but this thought is dangerously vague. It tacitly accepts censorship because of ???, in order to prevent ???. In other words it's completely irrational, and the solution is not a law, but a prayer.

      Trying to categorize what should be censored is futile. Censorship is always wrong. It's an attempt to legally control people's minds, which is dehumanizing. It is therefore largely ineffective, but it leads to the government gratuitously inflicting suffering on "offenders".

    107. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by moxley · · Score: 1

      SO what...So what - Obscenity is in the eye and mind of the beholder - there is no universal standard for obscenity anymore than there is a universal standard for ugliness.

      And what is a "healthy individual," and who gets to make that call? You?

      The most famous quote I know about obscenity is one of a justice saying something to the effect of "I can't define it, but I know it when I see it." - that is absolute bullshit that proves my point, and thinking like that should NEVER be the basis for laws.

      Maybe there are people who would find artistic beauty or other aesthetic thought provoking art out of seeing drawn photos of babies being raped by rabbits...It should NEVER be illegal to draw, paint, or produce any sort of images that aren't real.

      If people don't like them or feel that they are obscene then they can exercise their free will not to look at them they can bitch and complain about morals religion and other completely subjective personal choices, they can go on TV to try to rile up the public with assholes like Bill O'Rielly and whine whine whine whilst ignoring real problems - but to try to pass laws? Fuck that.

      Attempting to restrict imagination and art is a REAL crime - drawing pictures of distasteful and nasty shit isn't.

    108. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by perlchild · · Score: 1

      That presumes that they can sublimate their urges with the piece of paper. I'm no expert but I've seen precious evidence of that(or the opposing view that seeing the piece of paper makes them more likely to act out). Humans are just too complicated to agree on a reaction to a single stimulus.

    109. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by moxley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No way...No doubt that it is preverse, but the only thing that should be illegal is is what the neighbor did to the baby - and maybe if you just watched it and jerked off instead of trying to stop it that should probably be illegal..

      But if you were to talk about it or draw a picture. Why should that be illegal?

      My theory that I just came up with is that repressed people don't like being reminded that they are capable of doing fucked up shit - therefore they try to repress it in themselves and others - the only thing is, most people don't worry too much about this stuff and would either say "wow, that's really imagistic and nasty, is that really the kind of shit you're into?" or "don't say such horrible things you nasty jerk, you scare me" - but the person who goes absolutely apeshit trying to make it illegal to say those sort of things - that's the person you stay the fuck away from and keep them away from your kids too because they've got some sort of sociopathic hidden tendencies and a severe issue with trying to control others...A recipe for the type of person who would actually do ALL of the things you listed in your little sicko story.

    110. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That presumes that they can sublimate their urges with the piece of paper. I'm no expert but I've seen precious evidence of that(or the opposing view that seeing the piece of paper makes them more likely to act out). Humans are just too complicated to agree on a reaction to a single stimulus.

      http://www.impactlab.com/2008/01/06/internet-porn-shown-to-decrease-incidence-of-rape/

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    111. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Shark · · Score: 1

      I think the point being made here is that since "whoever can sqwauk the loudest" isn't a very good basis for law, it should be ignored completely when making laws.

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    112. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by papershark · · Score: 1

      Exactly! So it is thought crime for those that are best able to express their thoughts.

    113. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not obscene, that's just Rule 34. To score as obscene, you've got to squick out a solid majority including some pervo wackjobs like you and me.

      Anyway, obscenity isn't what CP law is supposed to be about.

    114. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      I actually meant that child pornography is obscene and not all obscenity is child porn.

      I understood what you meant and showed that you are wrong, at least according to the legal meaning of the terms.

    115. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly.

      If something done by A is harmful to B, and B hasn't consented to it (which includes being old enough to consent), then maybe there is a case for government involvement. But if there is no demonstrated harm then what the hell business is it of government????

      We are about to go through this in Canada where, after years of soap-boxing by a tiny number of ideologically oriented journalists, the government is about to find out if the law against polygamy is constitutional. They are going to prosecute some of the residents of a small town populated by an offshoot of the Mormons.

      Not having any ability to show that polygamy itself is actually harmful the offended folk have managed to associate it with sexual assault and other sex crimes. The thing is there are already laws against these other things so why, after many years of observation, haven't the police laid charges under these other laws? Because there is no evidence to support them.

      But polygamy offends the press activists who have been campaigning against it so they keep on about child abuse, at the same time ignoring the very real widespread and very obvious child prostitution going on in their own cities. Now they've got federal politicians up in arms about "Canadian values." So we will have the situation where two people can have a sexual relationship and live together. The two can also have a sexual relationship with a third person - as long as that person doesn't live with them. But let the third person move in so that there is effectively a marriage of 3 (formalized or not) and boom they are breaking the law. How can this make sense to anybody?

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    116. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 0

      The argument that was successfully made, here in Canada, is that the existence of CP tends to legitimize it and leads weak minds to commit heinous acts that they would otherwise never have committed. Therefore society at large is being harmed by the mere existence of CP.

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    117. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In Canada written descriptions are indeed outlawed. A case was brought to court a few years ago in which a guy had written these stories containing descriptions of things that, if visually represented, would be CP. He then shared them with others. The court ruled that he had the right to write these things down but he didn't have the right to distribute them to others. IOW you can think whatever you want, but don't try to communicate your thoughts or you'll go directly to jail.

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    118. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Not to mention with BS laws like this you have pretty much outlawed entire sections of the horror genre. Vampires? I hate to break the news to you, but nobody would want to get stuck with a saggy 40 year old for the next 1000 years. Pretty much every vampire story ever written has been "hot teen turned into a sexy killer, which lures you to your death with their hotness". So that genre is right out. And the whole elves/fairies/seraphim style characters in games and comics? Don't matter if they are supposed to be 1000 years+ old, they are awful short and therefor could be considered CP.

      See why this crap is a bad idea? This is not about protecting kids, this is about busybodies making sure your thoughts are pure. This kind of crap is no different than countries with Sharia law telling you how many times you should pump your wife. It is strictly to control your thoughts, nothing more. They just dress it up with the "save teh childrens!" crap because they have found it is easy to silence opposition with it. After all, do YOU want to come out in favor of CP? because that is what the commercials your opponent will run against you in the next election will say.

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    119. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Leynos · · Score: 1

      You sir, are a troll. Good night.

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    120. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by AGMW · · Score: 1
      Would distinguishing South Park from South Pron serve any useful purpose though? If South Park is considered ok because it is not porn then what is to stop people making porn that is marketed as comedy.

      And yet surely "pron" is in the eye (and maybe hand!) of the observer! Some people (presumably?) get off on "TubGirl" ... and good luck to 'em I say, each to his (or her!) own. Whatever lights yer candle/floats yer boat ... and all that!

      But what if there's someone out there who gets off on the South Park's somewhat stylised representation of kids? Woooooah there buddy! We can't have you getting your jollies from stupid cartoons of (think of the) children now can we!

      For the law to be effective it has to stop people getting off on cartoon images of kids, or at least stop people providing said images for folks to "get off on". Does this really mean we have to ban ALL cartoon images of kids, on the off chance?

      Well, I guess one good thing about it will be the demise of those awful "Bratz" dolls!

      Hey ... do Huey, Lewy, and Dewy get the boot too? Baby Animals ... [SHUDDER]

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    121. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by vivaelamor · · Score: 0

      One reason why these laws are so stupid. Aside from all the issues about whether they should be trying to tell us what to view.. the measures have hardly a chance in hell of doing what they set out to achieve.

    122. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. The idea behind outlawing obscenity is fairly understandable: we don't want to see things that can hurt us. People are acclimatised to different levels of violence, sexuality and Dane Cook. I for one would suffer tremendously in the presence of the latter item.

      There isn't a lot of common ground on the issue either, but the things that jump to mind for me when we talk about obscenity are beastiality, scat, child porn and torture. It'll be similar for most people, give or take a few things. Still, there's a lot left to disagree on.

      Torture? So you'd outlaw everything from _Slumdog Millionaire_ to the ST:TNG episode "Chain of Command" to several Edgar Allen Poe stories?

      Just because it makes sense to prohibit an action doesn't mean it makes sense to prohibit its fictional depiction.

    123. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by russotto · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The argument that was successfully made, here in Canada, is that the existence of CP tends to legitimize it and leads weak minds to commit heinous acts that they would otherwise never have committed. Therefore society at large is being harmed by the mere existence of CP.

      And that sort of "reasoning" is the frictionless surface on the slippery slope to tyranny.

    124. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by kzieli · · Score: 1

      For some reason we as a society have a much higher tolerances for violence in our entertainment then for nudity and sex. Not that the ratings for sexually explicit are higher then the ratings for graphically violent content. In Australia the only place you can leggally buy XXX rated videos is the nations capital.

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    125. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's make it a criminal offense to depict murder in films too, on the premise that the existence of violent films leads weak minds to commit violence that they would otherwise never have committed.

      Wups, we've just banned 90% of films.

      Don't forget video games either. When you zap that alien in Space Invaders, you've committed virtual murder. I mean, if they can ban cartoon images of the Simpsons in sexual situations, what's the difference between that and any violent video game?

    126. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure the actual reasoning is faulty. The scarcity of proof that it "leads weak minds..." is more troublesome. Then, if the proof is found, the question that is never answered or examined is whether the damage to society at large justifies the reaction. For me, you would have to prove the connection to a near certainty and then demonstrate an extremely large impact resulting from the existence of the material to justify the type of restrictions and sanctions that are being imposed. Personally I fond it amazing the amount of resources expended on policing this sort of thing while little is done for the kids who are being pimped out on the street. Maybe we should go after the unquestionably criminal acts first.

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    127. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I just saw a Japanese walking at the street, ,,,pervert, I better call the police

    128. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, in the USA there seems to be a big thing about seeing breasts (and topless bathing is, as I understand it, illegal), whereas in Europe (where it's mostly legal, especially the Med beaches), breasts are two a penny and not such a big deal!

      In the USA it is shameful to not be pretty. If you are ugly you should be hidden from sight. If you are let out into public, you must be covered head to toe so others cannot look on your shameful lack of prettiness.

      But good for you! Just buy a case of my Pretty Cream(tm) and you can be less ugly! Get it now, while it lasts!

      Seriously, the standards set by media in USA for acceptable appearance (super-fit, near-death skinny girls and roid-packed men, 18 yro perfect skin) pretty much exclude the typical US citizen (fat, 30 year-old, muffin top middle class McDonald's customer with greasy wrinkled or stretch-marked skin.) Add a little bit of the Church telling you those parts down there are naughty naughty and how can the USA not be prude central?

    129. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by fractoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      Thank you, you wrote exactly what I would have if I wasn't being ironic. :)

      And frankly, I can handle Christian-based laws (to an extent). It's things like Sharia law that really scare me. I'm not keen on things like my wife being legally stoned to death for marrying a non-Muslim.

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    130. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      i'm sorry. i thought customs as in tradition. just my idiocy. actually i was thinking in terms of the web, so it was difficult for me to make the connection.

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    131. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by igny · · Score: 1

      It's yucky and I don't like it personally so you shouldn't be allowed to do it. Decent people (like me) both agree.

      There fixed that for you.

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    132. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by fractoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If there's twice as many of us as there are of you, why shouldn't we stop you from doing things that we think are yucky? You shouldn't want to do them anyway, because we don't.

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    133. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 1

      Jesus. I was pretty sure you weren't being serious. Good to know I was right ;) Guess you're too smart for me...

      But the problem is, I've literally met people who think that way and don't see any problem with it. Unfortunately, that kind of batshit 'it makes me sad so the world has to pretend it doesn't exist' mentality isn't laughed away, and it's not even a minority viewpoint anymore.

      People literally think that the world will be all better if we stick our fingers in our ears and pretend everything is all cool.

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    134. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by nametaken · · Score: 1

      This conversation looks like it'll eventually hinge on the argument that fictitious child pornography either does or doesn't harm anyone, directly or otherwise.

      Just sayin'. Maybe cut the back-and-forth down and figure that part out first?

    135. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by nametaken · · Score: 2, Funny

      whereas in Europe (where it's mostly legal, especially the Med beaches), breasts are two a penny and not such a big deal!

      Really? I've got like $6.25 on me... can I get some of that brand of fun sent over here?

    136. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Who'll be the go-to person for what's fine art?

      Metrosexuals.

    137. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      The "violence is ok, sex is not" idea appears most common in the US.

      Except that this article is about a foolish law in Britain, and the articles from last week were about the Great Firewall of China^WAustralia.

      Comic books where children are ripped apart would apparently be fine and dandy (as long as their body parts remained modestly clothed) according to the British law.

    138. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The scarcity of proof that it "leads weak minds..." is more troublesome.

      Does anyone else finding it disturbing that a virulently unrepresentative and sociopathic group like child molestors are essentially being given the power to dictate how society functions?

      Design a legal system and a government obsessing over what the sickest minds might be doing and formulating 'zero tolerance' approaches to these and you effectively have a gang of pedos for a PM & parliament. Since they can rule by saying 'heres what we like' which naturally causes a rush to ban that thing by the fascist-minded who are only here to 'help'.

    139. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Warbothong · · Score: 1

      In the UK, possession is a crime.

      The UK's become Communist? Surely then the British Phonographic Institute can't sue for sharing files? Awesome!!1

      What's more, copying a file is considered as producing it.

      So the BPI cannot sue me for sharing music, because I'm the one producing it? Awesome!!1

      Double standards for teh lose

    140. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope to hell you're being ironic/joking, and I just got wooshed.

      I suspect fractoid WAS being sarcastic, but it does underline the mentality behind these knee-jerk laws.

      Otherwise, fuck off. It's irrelevant what 'decent people' think. It doesn't affect them, unless they want it to.

      Again..THEY WANT IT TO. They enjoy sticking their nose into your business, and justify it by saying "you look at fake kiddy pr0n now, you're gonna go rape a kid tomorrow".

      Sharia law is moral to Muslims... but we don't like when it's legislated. So stop being hypocrites and stop trying to legislate morality. How do you know that your morality is right? What if somebody did it to you? A muslim is every bit as convinced of their correctness as you are.

      But as they are so fond of saying...(and I shall paraphrase)..."we are the majority, our way is the only way"

      Since we can't know either way, law has no business being involved.

      But law has a business being involved to a degree. My morality might say it's ok to go out and shoot rabid religious fanatics...but in reality I shouldn't.
      Where do we draw the line when making a law?
      Is it ok for two men to marry? I say go ahead, doesn't mean anything to me. Christian fundies blow a gasket and say "that's WRONG" and try to outlaw it.
      What about abortion?
      What about polygamy?

      My philosophy is leaning more and more toward the Wiccan Rede "an it harm none, do as ye will"

      For two consenting adults, you should be able to do what you like. That rules out the Christian fundy's arguement that allowing homosexual marriage will lead to pedophilia. An underage individual cannot, by law, make "informed consent". Neither can animals (and most politicians, but we won't go there).

    141. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are indeed laws which relate to the distribution of obscene material, and have been for ages. In the UK at least, child porn has its own more stringent laws which outlaw mere possession.

      There are plenty of cases where computers were examined in the pursuit of other crimes and the owner ends up charged with the possession of child pornography.

      This was originally justified (fairly reasonably) with the idea that if you possessed photographs/video of abuse which had taken place, then even if not directly involved in it, the possessor was indirectly encouraging its production and gaining their own satisfaction at the expense of a real victim.

      This has now been extended to cover all images: computer generated, drawn, comic. This is different. There is no human victim. It appears to be justified by the fact that "they're sickos if they're interested in any of that stuff even if it's just a cartoon".

    142. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      its about, by omission, allowing certain individuals to grow a perverse desire for (in this case) children beyond what they can control.

      Good thing said individuals have a near-limitless supply of drawn pornography to take their perverse desires out on without harming anyone, eh? No wait, they don't anymore, not in the UK. Good thing I'm not a child in the UK, then.

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    143. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Andres Serrano. HR Giger. Larry Flynt. 2 Live Crew. Mortal Kombat. Jyllands-Posten. Getting the idea now?

      Luis Royo, my favourite artist. Paints images of corpses/demons/monsters fucking big-breasted women, and manages to give them an almost religious atmosphere. About as obscene as you can get - and damn fine art.

      Coming to think of it, wouldn't "Peanuts" also qualify? I mean, Lucy constantly flirts with Schroeder, and Charlie Brown is always lusting after the "small red-haired girl". Heck, it even hints at bestiality - just look at the number of times Snoopy "kisses" Lucy!

      That's the problem, isn't it? It's all in how you look at it. There is no such thing as "obscene", there are just your own dirty thoughts that might come out when you look at something - but they are your thoughts, not an inherent part of whatever you look at. So it all depends on whether a judge happens to have perverted desires or not - or, even worse, whether he thinks you have them or not. After all, the cover image of "Virgin Killer" would be completely innocent if the judge figured that you simply bought the album to listen to it, while that same image would send you to jail if the judge decided that you bought the album to look at the naked girl on the cover.

      And that, in my humble opinion, is truly obscene.

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    144. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Although drawing a naked baby being raped by guys in rabbit suits might not involve any children who once or ever will exist, it's still obscene. Lots of laws exist to prevent that level of obscenity.

      Indeed. For example, the bill linked from the summary, which contains the following passage:

      http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200809/cmbills/009/09009.25-31.html#j3_100a

      (2)"Image" includes--

      (a) a moving or still image (produced by any means), or

      (b)data (stored by any means) which is capable of conversion into an image within paragraph (a).

      This is a very interesting passage. It seems to suggest that your description of a bunny-rape scene could be against the law, if said description could be turned into a graphical representation somehow. And indeed it can: I could draw it, based on your description - not well, but then again artistic merit is not listed as requirement to qualify as a illegal.

      In other words, you are a criminal and a child pornographer, you sick fuck.

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    145. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by tgrigsby · · Score: 1

      WARNING: This message contains some disturbing content.

      I actually agree with you in some principles, but not others.

      Question for you: when androids can be made simulating small children, would you be equally bothered and yet protective of people purchasing them to have sex with them?

      I and a friend of mine with whom I regularly engage in deep discussions turned this stomach turning topic around for a while and we couldn't come up with a solution that discouraged simulating illegal (and, as you put it, revolting) activities without violating people's rights. In that situation, there's only one actual human. The "victim" is a robot.

      If we gave robots rights because of their intelligence, there's no guarantee that a "mature" and consenting robot intelligence couldn't inhabit an android body that simulated an immature human. Then what?

      I have to tell you, I'm actually in favor of banning simulation of child sex, whether graphical or, in this future scenario, robotic.

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    146. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by VShael · · Score: 1

      I don't think *anyone* can be the go-to person for what's obscene.

      I'd like to volunteer. I have very very low standards. I voluntarily watched glassass, and didn't even wince!

    147. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by VShael · · Score: 1

      I'll still fight hard to defend the right to create such content, on the grounds that no actual person is being hurt.

      Exactly!

      It's easy to agree with Freedom of Speech, when the person is saying something you agree with.

      The real test of Freedom of Speech (or artistic expression) is when the person/artist is saying something you profoundly disagree with.

    148. Re:Does the law have the right direction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeCensorship is like forbidding a man from eating a steak because a child canâ(TM)t chew it.â -Mark Twain

  3. Just like... by Sasayaki · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Just like here in Australia, where we said that Bart and Lisa were real people and if you draw/possess/distribute pictures of them naked, you go to jail. In the UK, that extends to South Park.

    Well, that's a'right. I'm listing Bart, Lisa and Maggie as dependants on my tax return this year, as well registering Maggie to get the baby bonus (she's obviously only a year old or so so she counts- every year too!). I recommend UK citizens do the same for Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Cartman.

    Of course, the UK government will not see the humour in that. Ridiculous extremes only apply when used against the people, not for them.

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    1. Re:Just like... by Antidamage · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dear Sasayaki

      The IRS has it on good authority that you owe approximately $529,000 in unpaid child support for your children Bart, Lisa and Maggie Simpson. Our records show you are delinquent on every payment since the birth of each child. Your tax rebate has been rejected and you now owe us $528,500.

      Love
      The IRS

    2. Re:Just like... by JCY2K · · Score: 1

      I think you meant the ATO...

    3. Re:Just like... by khallow · · Score: 1

      But do they love you like the IRS can?

    4. Re:Just like... by Antidamage · · Score: 2, Funny

      The IRS will get you no matter where you go, even if you're holding the wrong citizenship.

    5. Re:Just like... by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      Simple! Just quit the job, and make sure to earn/make less money than the minimum taxable bracket!

    6. Re:Just like... by Sasayaki · · Score: 1

      I'm Australian, mwahahaha! You'll never catch me! The worst thing that'll happen is people will deport me to another country which in about 200 years will be just like Australia is today minus the screwed up laws... now all I have to do is live to 224, and... oh wait.

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    7. Re:Just like... by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      And if Marge gets a job, SHE could pay YOU.

    8. Re:Just like... by mpe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just like here in Australia, where we said that Bart and Lisa were real people and if you draw/possess/distribute pictures of them naked, you go to jail.

      This would be kind of ironic considering some of the comments when the logo for the 2012 London Olympics was first shown.

    9. Re:Just like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The author has MISSED A BIGGER issue the act makes illegal ANY non-photographic image of a child not just violent or pornographic ones. All homes bookshops schools and libraries are now breaking the law as childrens "peter & jane" books fall foul of this as well as medical texts etc.

      The government attitude is now you are all illegalwe will only prosecute if we do not like you. For the forts time ever making the law subjective rather thanobkwctive. This has already closeddown my local library chilrens books and reference section

      This is stupidity in the extreme as well as an erosion on liberty get out of the uk now before they outlaw the production of co2 by breathing!

    10. Re:Just like... by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1
      How are ALL these images being made illegal? The images are clearly not pornographic as defined by the legislation.

      An image is "pornographic" if it is of such a nature that it must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal

      The law is clearly stupid, another law where possession of an image of act may be illegal, where performance of the act itself is not - but it's not outlawing medical texts.

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    11. Re:Just like... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      As an aside - the UK law on actual child porn was raised to 18 (in spite of the age of consent remaining at 16) in 2003. I think that change was mad enough, but with this new law it makes no sense at all (because there is no participant to protect - why is looking at adults having sex bad now?)

      Now that law did at least have a defence for people who were married, or living together as man and wife (or something like that). But this new law has no such exemption - surely, if it's just extending existing law to cartoons, it should, right?

      I am tempted to write to the highest policitian in the land and ask if an exemption can be added for people who are married to the cartoon characters in the image (they're "real people", right?)...

      (There is a serious note here though. Under current law, it would be legal to have sex with a 17 year old, as well as legal to possess a sexual image of your 17 year old husband/wife. So the act is legal, an image is legal - but a drawing of your husband/wife would be illegal!)

    12. Re:Just like... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      It is more accurate to say that the image does not in fact represent a child, it does not event attempt to approach photo quality, in fact the image only represents a cartoon character, not a person at all. Of course that would be for normal adults, obviously Australian and English judges have real trouble differentiating between cartoon characters and real people, now that is a real worry, it makes you wonder what other delusions they are trapped in.

      I mean cartoons of the easter bunny having sex, which is it, bestiality or child pornography, after all bunnies don't live to reach sixteen years of age. Now here is a tricky one, carton characters might originally been depicted as say ten or so years old but after they have been around for 10 years are they now 20 years old and it is just that their features have not changed, which is what the courts are attempting to say by attempting to legally define the age of, pen on paper.

      The reality are these laws are meant to protect children from harm not adults from 'er' dangerous penmanship. Currently the most damaged element in society is marketing/PR agencies trying to sexualise children at earlier and earlier ages because there is a profit in it, they are selling raunch to pre-teens http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raunch_culture and this is legal and does real damage and is incredibly dangerous but, I guess it must be OK because major corporations make billions of dollars of profits by doing it :/.

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    13. Re:Just like... by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Troll

      It totally makes sense. The polticians are not stupid. They are very very good. Just not for you.
      Look at who profits from this, and you know why they did it.

      Same as Obama getting most of his spendings from banks and the media industry. (Or so I heard. Don't rip me apart if you got contradicting facts.)

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    14. Re:Just like... by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      The Simpsons movie had those depictions.

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    15. Re:Just like... by noidentity · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear IRS,

      Do you accept drawings of dollar bills as payment?

    16. Re:Just like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crazy Aussies. I'm a red blooded American... if they're real people, I'm thinking I can sue them.

    17. Re:Just like... by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      The only connection I can make would be that prisons would benefit from more prisoners, but this is only valid in the US afaik. So I'm still not able to reach any kind of conclusion. Don't be so fucking vague.

  4. No they don't. by h00manist · · Score: 1

    Yes they do. No they don't. Yes, they DO! NO they do NOT! Comic artists do NOT love being BANNED! YES THEY DO! baM! POW!!! KA-BLAMMM! CRRRACK! UGH! THERE! see? they do NOT!

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    1. Re:No they don't. by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      This is The Authority - now Behave! Remember we're watching you!

  5. Standard by Joebert · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Where's the line going to be drawn on that law ?

    I understand the need to keep an eye on the perverts who pass themselves off as artists, but guys, myself included, routinely joke about checking ID before sleeping with a chick for good reason.

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    1. Re:Standard by 77Punker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I understand the need to keep an eye on the perverts who pass themselves off as artists

      Why?

      Cops should deal with perverts who touch kids. Victimless crimes are just tools for fearmongering politicians to get the attention and votes of self-centered parents.

    2. Re:Standard by Moofie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What difference does that make?

      Seriously, do you get some sort of moral authority from parenthood? Is there a badge?

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    3. Re:Standard by artor3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      How does some weirdo drawing Lisa Simpson naked harm my kids any more than it does me?

      No one is arguing that actual child molesters shouldn't be punished, but passing laws against even depicting such things is not just nonsense; it's dangerous.

    4. Re:Standard by Moofie · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What "facts" only come into existence once one has children?

      Oh! You mistook your irrational craziness for facts! Now I understand.

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    5. Re:Standard by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Is your child a cartoon? Otherwise I fail to see your point.

    6. Re:Standard by overzero · · Score: 5, Funny

      The difference it makes is that if you've never had kids then you can only reliably argue half the facts, meaning your argument is flawed from the get-go.

      This is exactly why I only listen to child molesters.

    7. Re:Standard by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have a kid, and I can say that you are simply wrong. Rational people can make rational conclusions irrelevant of whether they have kids or not. Nut jobs just change their irrational ranting to match their current situation. I have no fear of drawings of Bart plowing Lisa doing any harm to my child. A law that gets you thrown in jail for drawing pictures of underage people naked? That causes me to fear for my child. My son turning thirteen and drawing a picture of that cute girl in his class naked doesn't seem impossible at all.

    8. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm trying hard not to flame you, but this kind of comment is exactly what drives the ridiculous "think of the children" attitude in the UK.

      A lot of parents don't understand whether something will affect their children or not. If it is argued that something specific will affect their children, they will not only back the argument for fear of it being true, but disregard anything said by anyone opposing it who does not have children.

    9. Re:Standard by kklein · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Get off it.

      The problem with a law like this is that it affects everyone in society, regardless of whether parasites have erupted from their groins. Despite the fact that I do not have children, I am very much a part of society, and I don't want to live in a society where fake things are considered real.

      Furthermore, just because I haven't had kids myself doesn't mean I don't know anything about them. It may come as a bit of a surprise to you, but I actually spent quite a few years as a kid myself, and I can report that I can't imagine much lewd material even getting to me in the first place (my parents did their job), and what little did did not seem to scar me irrevocably. What's worse about this particular law is that, as children, my friends and I often drew (admittedly poor) renditions of girls in class whom we liked sans clothes. This is pretty normal for heterosexual boys growing up, and such a law would very definitely have hurt me during those times.

      Child molestation is so ridiculously rare, that, like terrorism, all the trouble of trying to stop it is far worse than the problem. Kids aren't molested by dirty pictures; they're molested by their family members and the clergy. Don't come around bothering me over dirty pictures while Father O'Malley sodomizes little Timmy.

    10. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes.

    11. Re:Standard by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nothing about the world changes when you reproduce. Your perception may change, but the facts remain the same.

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    12. Re:Standard by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Because none of us were ever children.......

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    13. Re:Standard by khallow · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The difference it makes is that if you've never had kids then you can only reliably argue half the facts, meaning your argument is flawed from the get-go.

      And if you have kids, then you've forgotten what's it like to not have kids. And of course, you can't have a legitimate opinion on child molestation until you've molested a child. Do I have your argument down correctly? I think I do.

      Let's consider one of those amateur moral debates. Suppose you had to chose between my life and the life of your child or children. You probably would chose the life of your own. Similarly for me. This is, if you will, a normally minor conflict of interest between us.

      My view is that you are confusing your interests with some sort of moral knowledge. I don't have children, but I believe I would maintain my views even if I had children. I have considered those other viewpoints. At a wild and perhaps unfair guess, I'd wager that you had an awakening when you have one or more children and experienced a new way of viewing the world. To continue, you probably now view that former self as ignorant or worse. My take is that you are being too unfair on people like your former self. We never will have a full view of the world or of implications of moral dilemmas. We must decide based on incomplete knowledge and experience, subject to our biases.

      My view is that no matter how this law is interpreted or implemented, it will never have a measurable effect on the evils of exploiting children for pornography and sex. In exchange, it burdens society with more pointless restrictions and increases the power of government. Allowing politicians to make laws with negligible moral impact and thereby rewarding those politicians with increased power is one of the worst things a democracy can do.

      Opposing laws like this are some of those things that you should do for your children.

    14. Re:Standard by CozmicCharlie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have children. I believe that people drawing pictures of children IS NOT the same thing as people touching children. Touch my children and risk death. Draw cartoons all you want. Personally, I'd rather the perverts wank to hand-drawn cartoons than to images of REAL children. No one gets harmed by cartoons - published or otherwise.

    15. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cops should deal with perverts who touch kids.

      Alternatively, cops could deal with real (i.e. violent) criminals, and leave the enforcement of sexual morality up to parents, religions (because we know that's where a lot of this slop comes from), and individuals.

    16. Re:Standard by Khashishi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Correction: The difference it makes is that if you've never had kids then you can only reliably argue with facts, not emotions.

    17. Re:Standard by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      For starters, I don't agree with your premise at all; I believe all sides have potentially valid points worth making. But let's assume it's right.

      What makes you think that the people most personally involved in a particular outcome are the ones who should be most involved in making it? If we're having a debate on the death penalty, should we put it to a vote of death row inmates? If we're talking about raising certain groups' taxes, should we limit it to people whose taxes would be raised by the proposal?

      It reminds me of an episode of West Wing. They were doing debate prep, and asked the president a question: "If your daughter were murdered, would you want to see the perpetrator sentenced to death?" The reply was a bumbling mess, because he was messing with the guy who answered the question. Predictably, the guy lost his cool: "Of course you would want to see him put to death! You would want it to be cruel and unusual, which is why it's probably good that murder victims' families don't have legal rights in that case."

      To give you a ridiculously stupid example, if we're debating a law that says everybody has to sacrifice their first born child to avoid god's wrath, the people who stand to lose their children aren't going to be making impartial decisions. If we're talking about exercising a societal interest that's not going to be good for everybody, "well you won't lose anything so you can't debate it!@" is a worthless excuse. The whole POINT of societal interest is that it's not good for everybody, but it's more good for more people than it is bad for the others. If it was universally agreed upon, we wouldn't need such laws or concepts.

      If society decides that letting people drawn fictionalized cartoons of child porn is okay--even if it somehow DOES harm your children (I'm not saying it does and frankly can't fathom how it would)--then at best yours should be another voice in the crowd. You don't deserve to be elevated to higher consideration; if anything, the opposite.

      So let's just drop the holier-than-thou nonsense and agree that everybody throws their ideas into the ring equally. If you have a point to make about the issue at hand, make it. If you just think you deserve to be treated extra-special because you had the wonderful foresight to have children... well. No. It's utterly irrelevant to whether fictionalized child porn harms children, and whether it should be allowed or banned.

    18. Re:Standard by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're clueless about kids before you have kids then should the childless people of this world even be making decisions on having kids?

      They may think they want kids and will do a good job but you just don't see the whole picture until they have kids.

      It's cute when parents get all defensive about their little precious child and try to get the whole world and its laws to revolve around their child. But while telling the world to fear the guy drawing a naked 16 year old they forget to tell you that it's most often a relative of the child that is the molester not the stranger drawing the naked 16 year old.

    19. Re:Standard by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

      Many child abusers are parents themselves, and inflict the abuse on their own children, thinking there's nothing wrong with it. Apparently Josef Fritzl is a better authority than the OC?

    20. Re:Standard by ChangelingJane · · Score: 1

      Don't come around bothering me over dirty pictures while Father O'Malley sodomizes little Timmy.

      Exactly this.

    21. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is exactly why I only listen to child molesters.

      I have candy. Now get in the van!

    22. Re:Standard by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 4, Funny

      All of my children are fictional drawings, and until you have fictional drawings of your own you can't understand how important it is to protect them with laws like this one. Parents of real children may consider laws like this repressive to artists and irrelevant to public safety, but that's because they don't know the pain of having your beloved pixels molested.

    23. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have kids ?

      I do, and I can say without hesitation that I would infinitely rather a pedophile privately enjoy drawings of kids than kidnap my daughter to privately enjoy her.

      As parents, we should be appalled at laws against such drawings, because they further diminish the pool of resources pedophiles have to slake their desires without going out and molesting actual children. I know, I know, we'd rather not have pedophiles at all, just like we'd rather have world peace, but neither is gonna happen.

    24. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Your perception may change, but the facts remain the same.

      Actually, you gain experience in parenting while the world changes around you. But don't worry, you still sound pithy and will get modded up.

    25. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, and I do not want them if they going to make me into a paranoid know-nothing who wants to ban everything because I do not spend enough time with my children to handle situations when they occur.

    26. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have kids ?

      Because you managed to spawn you somehow think that gives you the right to tell everyone else what to do. It doesn't.

    27. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm Homer Simpson you insensitive clod!

    28. Re:Standard by Hucko · · Score: 1

      What's worse about this particular law is that, as children, my friends and I often drew (admittedly poor) renditions of girls in class whom we liked sans clothes. This is pretty normal for heterosexual boys growing up, and such a law would very definitely have hurt me during those times.

      A few years ago, I was shown a (~23) mate's school books that had exactly this in it. Sounds like UK won't be able to hold onto memorabilia

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    29. Re:Standard by mpe · · Score: 1

      I have a kid, and I can say that you are simply wrong. Rational people can make rational conclusions irrelevant of whether they have kids or not. Nut jobs just change their irrational ranting to match their current situation. I have no fear of drawings of Bart plowing Lisa doing any harm to my child.

      Indeed the idea of drawings drawings of cartoon characters who are obviously not real people being capable of harming any rational person seems rather an irrational idea.

      A law that gets you thrown in jail for drawing pictures of underage people naked?

      Including in cases where a person might well be able to consent to have sex with anyone he or she wants to.

      That causes me to fear for my child. My son turning thirteen and drawing a picture of that cute girl in his class naked doesn't seem impossible at all.

      Or if another student in his class were to send him naked drawings, pictures or videos of themselves.

    30. Re:Standard by mpe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Despite the fact that I do not have children, I am very much a part of society, and I don't want to live in a society where fake things are considered real.

      Especially given that the consequences are harmful to society.

      hat's worse about this particular law is that, as children, my friends and I often drew (admittedly poor) renditions of girls in class whom we liked sans clothes. This is pretty normal for heterosexual boys growing up, and such a law would very definitely have hurt me during those times.

      Homosexual and bisexual boys in your school were, no doubt, doing similar things. Ditto for girls of whatever sexual orientation. Other activities would include giving people you fancied notes. With "sexting" being just a modern variation of this kind of behaviour.

      Child molestation is so ridiculously rare, that, like terrorism, all the trouble of trying to stop it is far worse than the problem.

      Possibly so rare than it can be difficult to see if the attempts to stop it (even if made in "good faith") are in anyway effective. So it's even harder to argue that the "collateral damage" is a worthwhile price for society to pay. Thus the terrorism analogy is a good one.

      Kids aren't molested by dirty pictures; they're molested by their family members and the clergy.

      But it often isn't PC to address that the vast majority of all child abuse is carried out by relatives of the victim.

    31. Re:Standard by mpe · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, cops could deal with real (i.e. violent) criminals, and leave the enforcement of sexual morality up to parents, religions (because we know that's where a lot of this slop comes from), and individuals.

      This might require a close look at existing cops. Possibly the reason some are going after teenagers taking nude pictures of themselves is that they fear going after violent people (including violent teenagers) but have to arrest so many people per month for political reasons...

    32. Re:Standard by funkatron · · Score: 1

      No. And you sound like you shouldn't.

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    33. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your perception may change, but the facts remain the same.

      Perception is all there is.

    34. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rational people can make rational conclusions irrelevant of whether they have kids or not.

      Not that I disagree with you, but honestly, "rational people" is an oxymoron. Humans are emotional beings, and our decisions are emotional regardless of how much we try to rationalize them.

      Notice, for instance, how you refer to your fear as a basis of your argument.

    35. Re:Standard by fractoid · · Score: 1

      I agree with your conclusion, don't get me wrong - but I can't help thinking that your argument boils down to "if a decision is going to screw a subset of the population, don't let them in on the decision-making process".

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    36. Re:Standard by ktappe · · Score: 1

      The difference it makes is that if you've never had kids then you can only reliably argue half the facts, meaning your argument is flawed from the get-go.

      Ah, spoken like someone who has never experienced that thing called "empathy". If you've never had it you can't imagine others could possibly have it and therefore you can't fathom that those without kids might actually be able to have a concept of what might or might not be good for kids.

      Funny thing though...I have no kids but I'm the one who has never beaten a child, unlike millions of parents out there. Interesting how that fact tosses your claim on its head.

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    37. Re:Standard by ktappe · · Score: 1

      Your perception may change, but the facts remain the same.

      Perception is all there is.

      To you. But your perception changes nothing about the facts, except to you. Thus your statement is not only self-serving but mostly wrong.

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    38. Re:Standard by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. To give an insight into the politicians' motives, from http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/18/thought_crime/ :

      Labour MP George Howarth had something of a triumph at the committee stage of the Coroners and Justice Bill, when he famously observed, of a drawing scrawled on a piece of paper: "If somebody is in the process of arousing themselves sexually by that process, it must be part of something. In a lot of cases, it will be part of something that will lead on to something else."

      The idea is that if you possess these images, it must be because you're aroused by them[*], and therefore it must lead to something else.

      Therefore they want to criminalise because of what you might do.

      I know that throwing the term "thought crime" around is sometimes a bit cliche and overly-dramatic, but here we have it in black and white.

      [*] And I'd argue this isn't simply a thought crime - it's worse than that, it's a "what we think you're thinking of" crime, because even if you weren't turned on by the images, it's still illegal...

    39. Re:Standard by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      but guys, myself included, routinely joke about checking ID before sleeping with a chick for good reason.

      Indeed, though despite the problems with age of consent, it is at least an objective test than can, in principle, be checked.

      When it comes to a drawing, to quote Melon Farmers, How the fuck are we expected to know how old she is?

      Is there some authoritary one can go to do verify the age of a cartoon character? No, there's only the police and a jury - get it wrong, and you get three years in prison. Get it right, and you still might risk the ordeal and stress of a trial (being arrested, having all electronic equipment taken away for months "for searching", being shunned as a "pervert" and "child pornographer", perhaps having your children - your actual children - being taken into care).

    40. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your perception may change, but the facts remain the same.

      Perception is all there is.

      To you. But your perception changes nothing about the facts, except to you. Thus your statement is not only self-serving but mostly wrong.

      You cannot make a meaningful argument claiming that another persons perception of "the facts" is wrong and yours is right. "Facts" can tell you nothing about what is important, relevant or good.

      Fact: "UK has banned erotic comics"
      Perception: "This makes me feel uneasy about our society"
      Alternative perception: "This makes me feel safer and more secure"

      Which one you adhere to may depend on you situation (such as if you have children). In my case it is the former, but none of them are "wrong" from a factual standpoint.

    41. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't like how GP worded his sentence, but what you said is exactly what the GP was saying, how your perception would change when you reproduce so you'll think differently about the facts, so you'll be against these comics.

      Oh well, your statements sound good, so yay, +5 Shakespeare.

    42. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference it makes is that if you've never had kids then you can only reliably argue half the facts, meaning your argument is flawed from the get-go.

      In that case, please give me a list of facts which non-parents probably wouldn't know, and which are relevant to this discussion.

      Once you do that, we can argue the facts on their own merits, but you will no longer be able to claim a default victory for having facts that the rest of us do not.

    43. Re:Standard by d_54321 · · Score: 1

      Cops should deal with adults who touch kids.

      Fixed that for ya.
      That should cut down on the nonsense of 18 year olds having sex with 17 year olds and getting tried and convicted for child molestation.

    44. Re:Standard by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Agreed...

      Slippery Slope as it applies to government is not a fallacy IMHO. If you give the government an inch they will take a mile. Just look at taxation. It started with property taxes. Then they brought in 'Income Tax' as a war time measure (and kept it), then added sales taxes and taxes on gas and 'taxes' on vehicles, animals (mostly pets) and firearms in the form of licenses. Keeping in mind this is something that they are required to be able to do and they go so overboard with it and we all know how if you give a drunk a $20 they're gonna go get themselves a bottle of cheap booze and get drunk... So to does the government have an addiction to spending so all money you give the government will go towards feeding their addiction.

      Now we're letting them deal with what should be unalienable rights (Freedom of Speech, Assembly, Religion, etc...) so long as there is no crime involved (IE. Real Children being used as models and such) then I have no problems with the Graphics artists creating such repulsive material. The fact is that if you want freedom of speech to mean something then you have to stand up for speech you find offensive as well as speech you agree with. Like I might not agree with some pro-lifer (or for that matter pro-choice) views on abortion but I'll defend their right to present their arguments in an acceptable public forum (and not on the front steps of an abortion clinic harassing pregnant women).

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    45. Re:Standard by khallow · · Score: 1

      Not that I disagree with you, but honestly, "rational people" is an oxymoron. Humans are emotional beings, and our decisions are emotional regardless of how much we try to rationalize them.

      Emotional is not the same as irrational. A completely rational outlook, however one could measure that, is probably impossible, but we can be trained in rational thought and logic, aware of our emotional states and how to spot self-bias, and experienced in making rational decisions. That means that one person can indeed be far more rational than another.

    46. Re:Standard by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Slippery Slope as it applies to government is not a fallacy IMHO. If you give the government an inch they will take a mile.

      Since I don't have mod points the least I can do is post and agree.

      The issue isn't even that if you give them an inch, they will take a mile, the issue is that if you give them an inch, and by some miracle they don't take a mile, you can be assured that you will NEVER get that inch back.

      At this point, I'm not giving them anything. They already have enough rope to hang themselves, I just hope that it's not enough to take me with them.

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    47. Re:Standard by influenza · · Score: 1

      I think that the reasoning behind bans on child porn illustrations and fiction has more to do with fears that it encourages pedophilia than whether or not children are harmed directly by the creation or distribution of such works. The fear is that fictional child porn is like a sort of gateway drug leading to more serious deviances. Potential pedophiles could start out with "no children harmed" kiddie porn, develop an appetite for the real stuff and eventually be unable to stop themselves from molesting children.

      The idea that fictional child porn could act as a gateway leading to behaviour where real children are harmed isn't really that far fetched. It's very common for non-pedophiles to experiment with porn and masturbation before moving to the real thing. Even after losing one's virginity I bet lots of people jerk off to porn of sex acts (with consenting adults) that they've been fantasizing about before trying them out in real life. For lots of people doing it alone first lets them get more comfortable with the fantasy, and could also fuel their desire and confidence to act the fantasy out. So it's not really that hard to see why some might be afraid that even fictional child porn can eventually, indirectly harm children.

      Another fear is that potential molesters will find acceptance and reinforcement of their fantasies in the communities they get the fictional porn from.

      It might not actually work that way. Or maybe it does for some perverts but not others. Maybe some pedophiles who have still only fantasized about molesting kids would actually benefit from fictional child porn. It could be enough of an outlet for them, allowing them to manage their urges instead of serving as a gateway. I'm not saying either way. I'm just saying that the argument could be made that even fictional depictions of child pornography harm children indirectly by encouraging perverts.

      What's not clear is whether such a law will have such an effect. Will limiting access to fictional child porn actually reduce the number of child molestations? What if it merely drives pedophiles even further into the underground making them that much harder to detect? I certainly don't know the answers to these types of questions. The whole issue of what to do with child molesters woefully complicated, and probably one that humans will have to deal with until our extinction.

      What's absolutely tragic about this particular law is its lack of focus. There's no reason at all for this law to contain language banning anything that is not child porn. Banning important cultural works like Watchmen or South Park is pathetic and embarrassing. I will never cease to be amazed at how politicians can continuously advocate such idiotic ideas without the normal human reaction of eventually being shameful and apologetic, and somehow manage to stay in office. It's very difficult to have any sort of hope for humanity when we keep giving power over our lives to morons and crooks.

    48. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emotional is not the same as irrational. A completely rational outlook, however one could measure that, is probably impossible, but we can be trained in rational thought and logic, aware of our emotional states and how to spot self-bias, and experienced in making rational decisions. That means that one person can indeed be far more rational than another.

      Agreed, a person's reasoning can be rational or irrational. However, there doesn't exist a single rational conclusion, as the GGP seems to stipulate. The conclusion depends on your proposition, which is emotional. Thus, it might indeed matter whether you have children or not.

      On the other hand, it is equally impossible to argue that because someone does not have children their argument is unsound.

      But it is somewhat dangerous believing too much in you own ability to be logical, neglecting that most likely you have already made your decision emotionally at a subconscious level. Far too often, people dismiss arguments of others on the basis that they are "obviously irrational", instead of really trying to understand how they think and why they think like they do. Think about the reasoning behind attacking Iraq, for instance. (And please note that understand is not the same thing as agree.)

    49. Re:Standard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with your conclusion, don't get me wrong - but I can't help thinking that your argument boils down to "if a decision is going to screw a subset of the population, don't let them in on the decision-making process".

      No, it seems pretty clear to me that Dhalka226 meant something more like "if a decision is going to screw a subset of the population, that does not in itself imply that they should be the sole arbiters of the outcome."

      - T

    50. Re:Standard by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Personally, I'd rather the perverts wank to hand-drawn cartoons than to images of REAL children. No one gets harmed by cartoons - published or otherwise.

      Yes... But then perverts might have satisfaction. They might be able to hide amongst us and function as normal members of society, rather than being ostracized and constantly punished for being born that way. Surely you agree that sacrificing a few children is an acceptable price for the righteous cause of making pedophiles less comfortable?

      The thing is, protecting the innocent is not as much fun as punishing the guilty. It doesn't make various vigilantes feel powerful, while a few witch burnings do. It's not about making the children safe, it's about finding people to punish publicly.

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  6. HentaiMan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No loli? This is madness!

  7. You could have a point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    My sibling posts have already pointed out some of the problems with that assertion, but I still think you might hava a point here. It is quite obvious that this law is not about protecting children, so you start wondering what it is about. And criminalizing the anime/manga aficionados is politically convenient, considering that they're an unruly bunch of liberals and swing voters, who are generally opposed to current government policy already.

    1. Re:You could have a point... by Antidamage · · Score: 1

      That's pretty much it. Few motives in government are not ulterior, or at least leave room for nefarious behaviour later. It's a given.

  8. Dear Politician... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Misters Manet, Degas, and Van Gogh would like to inform you of their fervent objections to your new law...

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    1. Re:Dear Politician... by jd · · Score: 1

      Never mind that lot, it means virtually all St. Trinian's TV shows are now illegal to own or watch, and all BBC General Directors since the 1960s will now have to file as sex offenders.

      (Well, that last part isn't too bad, I suppose.)

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    2. Re:Dear Politician... by Atlantis-Rising · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But cartoons aren't ART!

      For it to be art, it has to be old!

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    3. Re:Dear Politician... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Meanwhile in the USA two people who forced a 13yo to strip and expose herself to them on nothing more than the word of one student who they knew hated her are not being tried for a sex offense while a 14yo girl who took sex pics of herself for her boyfriend IS. Rest of the world: We don't get it either.

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    4. Re:Dear Politician... by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      While I don't agree with what happened to that girl, you're misrepresenting the facts. The school officials didn't make her strip to get their jollies, they made her strip in the overzealous application of school policy. It was certainly wrong, but miscasting what happened is wrong too.

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    5. Re:Dear Politician... by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      The school officials didn't make her strip to get their jollies, they made her strip in the overzealous application of school policy.

      Most of the thugs who enforce these draconian laws don't do so because they really believe the inane moralistic BS underpinning said laws. Rather, they do so because they are bullies who get their rocks off by hurting other people.

    6. Re:Dear Politician... by jd · · Score: 1

      And to get back to my point, that is WHY the St Trinian's method of politician control is so important.

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    7. Re:Dear Politician... by tecnico.hitos · · Score: 1

      Keep them hidden on the fridge, under a frozen pepperoni pizza.

      By the time someone discovers them, it will be art already.

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    8. Re:Dear Politician... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1

      I did not in any way suggest they were getting off on it, I said their only reason for doing it was the word of one other student that they knew hated her. Now given my own personal experiences I would say they probably WERE enjoying both the exercise of power and the girl but that's pure bitter cynicism.

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    9. Re:Dear Politician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So is it acceptable for two people to force a 13yo to strip and expose herself to them so long as it is not for their sexual gratification?

    10. Re:Dear Politician... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "A liberal is a person who sees a fourteen-year-old girl performing live sex acts onstage and wonders if she's being paid the minimum wage."
      -- Irving Kristol

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    11. Re:Dear Politician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be dense. No one said it was ok but rather if it wasn't sexually motivated why would it be a sex crime?

    12. Re:Dear Politician... by mpe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So is it acceptable for two people to force a 13yo to strip and expose herself to them so long as it is not for their sexual gratification?

      How do we know it wasn't for their sexual gratification. That's before even considering ideas like "rape is more about power than sex" or even that there are plenty of people who find power to be sexually arrousing.

    13. Re:Dear Politician... by Hucko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because as with other crimes it often isn't the motive of perpetrator but rather the effect upon the victim. Motives are just convenient to persuading juries that the crime actually did occur. I'd love to see a study done to determine whether the many actions humans perform necessarily have a registrable motive. I suspect many actions don't. Certainly many actions aren't premeditated as such.

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    14. Re:Dear Politician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The post I was replying to stated that sexual gratification was not the purpose.

      The idea that the situation was miscast due to "The school officials didn't make her strip to get their jollies" I find silly. Their intent is irrelevant the situation should not have happened. Considering that public urination could be considered a sex crime I find the idea of people forcing a 13yo to strip and expose herself to them not being considered a sex crime rather odd.

    15. Re:Dear Politician... by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      and what do we do with all those old greek vases. Or some of the books of anais nin? Are we doing the 1950s all over again, or what?

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    16. Re:Dear Politician... by kklein · · Score: 1

      That's before even considering ideas like "rape is more about power than sex"

      I wish more people thought more about that. It's a nice little fuzzy idea and all, but c'mon, saying rape isn't about sex is like saying mugging isn't about money. It is.

    17. Re:Dear Politician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could say that mugging is about power. Do you think a mugger really wants money? More likely they want what they can get with money.

      Similarly to say that rape is more about power than sex is not saying that rape is not about sex, but that the sex is a means to an end.

    18. Re:Dear Politician... by fractoid · · Score: 1

      By analogy, it's also acceptable for a cartoonist to draw 13-year-old girls being strip searched as long as it's for a living and not for their own gratification.

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    19. Re:Dear Politician... by DeadChobi · · Score: 1

      There was a similar case in which a young girl was accused of posessing illegal drugs, and was forced to submit to a strip search. The search turned up nothing. However a court found that the search was legal because school administrators are only held to a standard of "reasonable suspicion," rather than "just cause." Strip searches are generally considered illegal searches, however they can be upheld in a court of law under four standards in the case of New Jersey v. T.L.O..

      In the case of Angela Lee Williams, her property was searched to no avail over a period of a few days, turning up nothing. This search was conducted on the basis of an accusation by another student. The searches finally culminated in a strip search, by a female administrator with a female secretary present, which only required the student to disrobe to the extent that she was still wearing her underwear. The officials found nothing. Williams sued, and lost, based on the standards established in T.L.O..

      Williams was accused of posessing a substance the school had previously identified as being problematic. The search was justified based on the accusation and based on the prevalence of substance abuse at the school.

      I'm curious as to what case you're referring? Could you link me to it?

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    20. Re:Dear Politician... by Shadow+of+Eternity · · Score: 1
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    21. Re:Dear Politician... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well this is just criminalizing normal human behavior. They want laws that they are sure everyone is guilty of so they can point the death ray of selective prosecution where ever they want when ever they want.

      That's the whole point of most laws around sexuality - against homosexuals and against our own children. They want a population that's been conditioned into thinking that they themselves at their most basic - their bodies- are property of the state and they therefore have no self, they have no individual identity or corner of their lives that the state does not invade at will.

      Most importantly, these perverts, and I use that term in its fullest sense, these perverted people, want to impose laws that completely conflict with the most basic and natural and life-affirming impulses people have in order to force an internal showdown between their power and their citizen's core being. After they've broken that, anything and everything goes.

      Jolly Old England spent the last 900 out of 1,000 years crisscrossing the globe, enslaving people, raping people, whipping them until their flesh flayed from their bodies, brutalizing everything and everyone for their demented need to control and to possess. Now, it's not so fashionable to be an empire, so all those impulses have been turned in on themselves. You're doing it to yourselves because you are what you are. So here's the final irony- YOU not your citizens, need to stop being what you are.

    22. Re:Dear Politician... by N1AK · · Score: 1

      I wish more people thought more about that.

      Perhaps you should sample your own advice. If it was just about sex then no one who could afford a prostitute would ever be a rapist, and no sexual material relating to the subject of rape would exist (why would people watch 'rape porn' if all they wanted was sex?). I wouldn't care to say rape is mostly about power, but then I'm not an expert, I would be amazed if power wasn't a massive factor though.

  9. Wow UK, keep at it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is just further proof of how far the UK has gone off the deep end. Yes, child porn is bad, but drawings of adults who are dressed to look younger? Oh my, that cartoon grandmother is in a school-girl outfit..lets arrest that artist for producing child porn. And I thought it was bad when they had a camera on every street corner.

  10. Stick figure porn by louzer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    XKCD should draw stick figure porn in protest..

    We should all protest with placards showing stick figure porn.. I am sure the children won't understand it.

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    1. Re:Stick figure porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      XKCD already did it. http://www.xkcd.com/487/

    2. Re:Stick figure porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That extra line is going to be really controversial.

  11. email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if government workers receive email of these cartoons, then they'd better report it right away. Right?

  12. What next? by meerling · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So basically, you can get jailed for a drawing that someone else thinks might be of someone under 18.
    Talk about B.S.

    What next?
    Getting arrested for stalking or mugging just because you and some paranoid idiot were walking the same direction on a mostly deserted street?

    1. Re:What next? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Given that they recently criminalised possession of "extreme" adult porn (see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_pornography for links, http://yro.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/04/29/1421213 for Slashdot article) between consenting adults, where images are "realistic", I imagine the next step would be to outlaw all "extreme" images including cartoons and drawings.

      Even if it doesn't happen immediately, the precedents will be set that (a) clearly fictional non-realistic images can be illegal to possess, based on pure speculation of what it might lead to, and (b) depictions of consenting adults in a sexual context can be illegal to possess, for similar dubious reasons.

  13. so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    inb4 midget porn?
    Also, I'm pretty short for my height. If I were 18 and I looked 15 or 16, would it be illegal for me to watch myself having sex?

    1. Re:so... by supernova_hq · · Score: 5, Funny

      HAHA, if you are between 16 and 18, it is already illegal for you to watch yourself having legal sex in most countries!

    2. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew an Asian girl who was like 26 and getting grief at a bar. They tried removing her, accused her of having a fake ID... It was outrageous. I wish she had sued the fuckers.

    3. Re:so... by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      She's probably also being hit on by 19 year old guys in her daily life.

      Ewww.

    4. Re:so... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

      Think of the children! Let no mirror go UNSMASHED!

    5. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remove the mirrors in their bedrooms, then?

    6. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, I'm pretty short for my height

      That's pretty impressive. Are both of your legs shorter than the other?

    7. Re:so... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that is why they say it is better in the dark!

    8. Re:so... by brasselv · · Score: 1
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  14. Hey, I'm over 16. by dangitman · · Score: 1

    which will criminalize possession of sexual depictions that appear to show someone under 18 (the age of consent is 16 in the UK)

    Well, since the age of consent for this law is 16, then can't I simply not consent to be governed by this law?

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    1. Re:Hey, I'm over 16. by jd · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Hey, I'm over 16. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apparently, where you can not only sexualize under-18s [youtube.com] but be totally disrespectful of the armed forces [youtube.com], avocate the illegal destruction of Government property [youtube.com] and violate international law. [youtube.com]

      Ah, to be young again..

  15. Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's all in there!

    Perverts have been forcing it on children for thousands of years!

    The sickness must stop!

    Hitler studied to be a Catholic Priest.

    Stalin studied to be an Orthadox Priest.

    Almost everyone convicted of a violent crime in the US is religious. Worldwide, every single major terrorist incident was committed by religious people.

    So again, if we are going to ban something for the good of everyone it should be the Bible, not comic books.

    1. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by Grimbleton · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      This. A thousand times this.

    2. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by zorg50 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You're partially right. Religion = incest, rape, murder, and genocide (and don't forget about rampant sexism in general). Fuck getting rid of literature. Get rid of religion! Illiterate tribes in several countries still manage to have crazy beliefs that cause physical harm to those in and around their community.

    3. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by cavehobbit · · Score: 1

      It's all in there!

      Perverts have been forcing it on children for thousands of years!

      The sickness must stop!

      Hitler studied to be a Catholic Priest.

      Stalin studied to be an Orthadox Priest.

      Almost everyone convicted of a violent crime in the US is religious. Worldwide, every single major terrorist incident was committed by religious people.

      So again, if we are going to ban something for the good of everyone it should be the Bible, not comic books.

      And Al Gore studied at Vanderbilt Divinity School.

      I sense a pattern here...

    4. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad you said this as a fellow Anonymous Coward and now rather than a bit later. After all, they're apparently trying to make it a crime to say bad things about religion aren't they? :P

    5. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by gnud · · Score: 1

      Funny point, but not completely correct. 20 years ago, a lot of terrorism was commited by vehemently anti-religous groups (communists and similar).

    6. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by Grimbleton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wait, the parent comment gets +3 Insightful, and I get Flamebait for agreement?

    7. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by mrogers · · Score: 1
      Almost everyone convicted of a violent crime in the US is religious. Worldwide, every single major terrorist incident was committed by religious people.

      We have a saying here on Slashdot... well, we have it in Texas, I'm sure you folks have it on Slashdot too... "correlation is not causation". Perhaps religious belief and violent behaviour are two symptoms of the same underlying problem: an inability to appreciate the inherent value of other living beings. If that's the case, banning religion won't do anything to solve the problem - if anything it will only make it worse, by encouraging religious people to see themselves as martyrs.

    8. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by andphi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have a better idea. Ban penises. Then kill anyone who has one.

      Some people hurt other people. Therefore all people are bad and should be outlawed. If all the men are dead, humanity will die out within a century. There will be no more war, no more violence, no more hypocrisy.

      The plan is foolproof.

    9. Re:Ban the Bible = Incest, Rape, Murder, Genocide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hitler studied to be a Catholic Priest.

      When? Before he joined the army, or after he died?

      Stalin studied to be an Orthadox Priest.

      Maybe, but I haven't heard of that chuch. Perhaps you mean an Orthodox priest?

      Almost everyone convicted of a violent crime in the US is religious.

      Is the proportion of violent offenders who are religious significantly (in the statistical sense) higher than in the general community of their race and class.

  16. The slope begins here. by pieisgood · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People are such twits. They really think they are helping children when doing this, which is the ultimate scape goat. What they are actually doing is preventing them selves from being exposed to something they find objectionable. They are imposing their morality/fear on individuals who aren't committing crimes, of course... not for long. What this all boils down to in a neat way, as it always does, is.... people are stupid.

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    1. Re:The slope begins here. by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Not to mention they have just removed the last safe release for all the would-be child molesters out there who are reading looking at their drawings instead of actually hurting kids!

      It's like making a law against friendly hacking competitions. If the geeks can't get it out of their system with target machines, they'll hack something else (not good)!

    2. Re:The slope begins here. by nametaken · · Score: 1

      I usually dont assume that these people think they're helping. I assume it's bullshit political pandering using topics they know they'll get a free pass on or even a pat on the back.

      Actually helping a large number of people is usually... well... hard work. Worthless, bullshit political posturing like this is generally safe and easy (politically).

      Kinda like the "why do you hate America ", "why don't you want to stop the turrurists" lines around here lately.

    3. Re:The slope begins here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you honestly believe that these people think they are helping the children?
      Wow, you are SO naive.
      Their sole reason for this is that they find it objectionable, and therefore NO ONE should be allowed to view it.
      It could be as simple as a strange flower, picture, house color, etc. If they don't like it, you have to change your ways to accommodate their preferences.

  17. Absurd and naive by joeszilagyi · · Score: 4, Insightful
    This really is an absurd law, in it's sweepingly naive format. It reeks of a knee-jerk reaction by people to what is likely an outcry by a vocal and irrelevant handful of local conservative constituents, now being capitalized on for political gain by career bureaucrats.

    I wonder if anyone would be so bold as to do the right thing, and suggest a law protecting artistic expression in the UK, equivalent in scope to American Freedom of Speech?

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    1. Re:Absurd and naive by Kalriath · · Score: 2

      Erm, I wouldn't say American Freedom of Speech is all that wide in scope. If what I read on Slashdot is correct, American Freedom of Speech only applies where the government wants it to apply and when the government wants it to apply.

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    2. Re:Absurd and naive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, I wouldn't say American Freedom of Speech is all that wide in scope. If what I read on Slashdot is correct, American Freedom of Speech only applies where the government wants it to apply and when the government wants it to apply.

      Its not supposed to be that way, but yea... Google 'free speech zone'

    3. Re:Absurd and naive by Riven.exe · · Score: 2

      American Freedom of Speech only apply specially designated Free Speech Zones(*). (*) Only if you are not terrorist, pedophile, pirate, evolutionist, Muslim, communist, liberal, atheist, etc. In that case you have no rights. But than again good god fearing Americans need stinking Free Speech Zone. Everything that need to be said already written in bible.

    4. Re:Absurd and naive by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone would be so bold as to do the right thing, and suggest a law protecting artistic expression in the UK, equivalent in scope to American Freedom of Speech?

      Nice idea, but we don't have a formal written constitution as such. (There's lots of nuances to that statement before any closet UK lawyers pick up on it) but the upshot is that we can't point to a piece of paper and say "That particular set of rules is special and can't be overridden unless a two-thirds majority passes a law which explicitly overrides it".

    5. Re:Absurd and naive by julesh · · Score: 1

      I wonder if anyone would be so bold as to do the right thing, and suggest a law protecting artistic expression in the UK, equivalent in scope to American Freedom of Speech?

      The UK already has the Human Rights Act, which guarantees a right to free expression, with such limits only as are necessary in a democratic society for the protection of the rights of others and to prevent crime (if I recall the exclusions correctly, which I might not). This is very similar in scope to the US right.

      This particular restriction may be arguable on the prevention of crime grounds.

    6. Re:Absurd and naive by nametaken · · Score: 1

      "equivalent in scope to American Freedom of Speech"

      Wait, wait... we have what?

  18. Typical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Childish whining is just what I'd expect from these filth mongers.

  19. Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If it hasn't happened already, I imagine that pretty soon the number of "child" porn (by the legal definition) images on social networking sites and cell phones will out-number all the other child porn images ever created.

    There's just no sense in laws that make images of naked people under the age of 18 illegal. Punish the people who actually commit crimes of child abuse.

    1. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Child porn IS child abuse, dumbass. It's just shocking how ill-informed the general slashdot reader is about laws and realities that have been around for decades, if not centuries. Let me guess - you have other stone-age ideas like blamimg the child for allowing the photos, eh?

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    2. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is a picture child abuse? Are you going to tell me a video of the twin towers collapsing is murder?

      For your information, in the 70s there was widely available media which today is considered child pornography, so you are the one who is ill-informed. Centuries? What a joke! Shakespeare's Juliet was 12.

      It's just shocking how stupid people are. I would expect someone with "DNS-and-BIND" as his handle to be smarter than the average mouth breather. But I am wrong....

    3. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by mpe · · Score: 1

      For your information, in the 70s there was widely available media which today is considered child pornography, so you are the one who is ill-informed. Centuries? What a joke! Shakespeare's Juliet was 12.

      The definition of "adult" is also not a constant. It's only fairly recently that we have had the situation of young men and women who are legally considered "children". In the past poor nutrition had the result that many people's physical development was retarded. In addition the minimum age of "legal adulthood" has been climbing over the last century or so. Go back a few hundred years and there might well be a sizable population of "boys" and "girls" who were considered adult. Possibly go back a bit further and only postpubescent would be considered "adults", regardless of age...

    4. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Child porn IS child abuse, dumbass.

      what about when the child takes the picture of themselves?

    5. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by MSZ · · Score: 1

      Punish the people who actually commit crimes of child abuse.

      But... but... but that would require investigation, gathering real evidence and proving they did it.

      BTW, it's not only UK. The disease spreads across the world. Recently Poland was also infected with this insanity (though we top UK by making the Internet illegal (not by itself, but any link such as this is up to 2 years inprisonment)).

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    6. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I agree. Or at the least, a requirement for an image being illegal is that it is reasonably considered to be an image depicting an abusive act (there doesn't even need to be proof beyond reasonable doubt, just a reasonable belief - just so that someone taking an image of themselves, or 30 year old Album covers, not to mention cartoons, don't get counted).

      The situation today is very different to when child porn was criminalised in the 70s. Back then, any such image was an image of abuse. The only way to get such images was usually to pay for them, so the distinction between buying and possession didn't matter. But things are different today.

      The sad thing is that far from realising the law needs to be refined, lobbyists are scaremongering about the availability of images as a reason for stronger laws - e.g., the NSPCC [*] recently announced 20,000 child porn images a week put on internet. Perhaps many of these images are of real abuse, which is very worrying, and should rightly be stopped. But it's hard to trust political lobbyist organisations - how did they estimate the numbers of images that came from abuse? (Also see http://libertus.net/censor/resources/statistics-laundering.html ).

      Unfortunately, somewhere along the line lobbyists started to claim that child porn was bad not due to the abuse, but because it causes people to become abusers. The argument becomes circular: the large numbers of images is assumed to be evidence of increasing abuse, but they can also say that increasing numbers of any child images on the Internet must be causing increased abuse, therefore all depictions must be criminalised.

      [*] A child protection charity, but they've lobbied both for this law, and the recent "extreme porn" law criminalising images of consenting adults.

    7. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      It's people arguing for this law who are ill-informed about the law. Yes, child porn was and should be about abuse - unfortunately the laws have become twisted to disallow any depictions, even where abuse didn't take place.

      Did you not hear the recent story? Are you claiming that those images were child abuse? Or do you concede that the laws no longer are being used just for abusive images?

      (Note, the OP put the term child in quotes, and specified by the legal distinction - he clearly acknowledges that the general usage of "child porn" should be images of abuse, but the problem is that this isn't true anymore in law.)

      about laws and realities that have been around for decades, if not centuries.

      Child porn in the UK and US has been illegal since the 70s. Okay, that's still "decades", but nowhere near as long as you seem to think it could be.

    8. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By making silly laws like this they are trivializing the real crimes, the real abuse, and the crimes against real children.
      By diverting our outrage with these worthless proscriptions, they are making it easier for perverts to justify their behaviour by being convinced that the laws against what they want to do are all stupid.

    9. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      Child porn IS child abuse

      Find a legal definition that says so. A person can be convicted of possession of child porn with absolutely no child abuse involved. Children can create child porn of themselves doing things that will be perfectly legal for them to do in a couple years, or even a single day. Children can create child porn that is only illegal because they took a picture of the activity they were engaging in, not because the activity was illegal (or even immoral by the strictest standards; most places let children under 18 get married), but because they were under 18.

    10. Re:Facebook and cell phones are full of pr0n by Loko+Draucarn · · Score: 1

      Then it's self-abuse.

      Also, the reason you'll go blind is using the flash while looking at the mirror.

  20. A little too alarmist by carlzum · · Score: 1, Informative
    The summary says

    The definitions could include Lost Girls, Watchmen, and South Park.

    But I don't see how any of those works are threatened by the definitions.

    the image may, by virtue of being part of that narrative, be found not to be pornographic, even though it might have been found to be pornographic if taken by itself.

    If anything, the law is less threating to legitimate art than existing obscenity laws in the US. If this law simply means possession of child porn is illegal regardless of how it was produced, I'm fine with it.

    I don't always agree with how the laws are applied, but possession of "virtual" child porn is just as objectionable as a photograph to me. The person responsible for the photograph is still a child molester, but it shouldn't matter how an image was created when defining child porn.

    1. Re:A little too alarmist by Harinezumi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wait, what? How would someone in possession of a drawing be a child molester? Don't you need to, I dunno, molest a child in order to become a child molester?

    2. Re:A little too alarmist by spire3661 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thoughtcrime, of course.

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    3. Re:A little too alarmist by Grimbleton · · Score: 1

      So if I never touch a child, but I think about touching a child, I'm just as bad as and a criminal just like the guy over there who just touched a child?

    4. Re:A little too alarmist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The summary says

      The definitions could include Lost Girls, Watchmen, and South Park.

      But I don't see how any of those works are threatened by the definitions.

      IIRC, Lost Girls includes some scenes where one of the characters (Alice, I think) has sex with minors. South Park has plenty of scenes where the kids' characters are around while adults have sex. And in Watchmen, I seem to remember Rorschach as a kid witnessing her mother having sex with some men... was it? And the law says "even if they are merely drawn as being present whilst sexual activity took place between adults". So that's why.

      it shouldn't matter how an image was created when defining child porn.

      If a real child is abused, then that's a crime. If pictures are taken, then that's another crime - a different sort of abuse.

      If a picture is drawn, nobody is being abused.

      The word you should keep in mind here is "thoughtcrime".

    5. Re:A little too alarmist by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusion the two types of cartoons here. If the cartoon was made by watching a child be molested (direct depiction of events), that would be child porn. If it is something you simply came up with in your head, that is thought-crime and should NOT be considered child porn.

      The measure used to determine if something is child porn or not should be whether or not a child was harmed in the production of the material. Anything else is simply the persecution of a thought-crime.

    6. Re:A little too alarmist by CozmicCharlie · · Score: 1

      No, a child molester is someone who molests children. Someone who draws cartoons and pictures is an artist. There is no such thing as "legitimate art" you're buying into their mentality. Art is art. What would make it legitimate verses illigitimate anyway?

    7. Re:A little too alarmist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      possession of "virtual" child porn is just as objectionable as a photograph to me

      Why? I watched Hostel once. Terrible movie, I don't recommend it at all. But pretending that the "virtual" murder in there is the same as a real murder is way beyond moronic. Care to explain why it would be different with porn?

      I'll save you the trouble, it's not different at all. THERE IS NO DEAD PERSON JUST LIKE THERE IS NO ABUSED CHILD. Please grow a brain now, kthx.

    8. Re:A little too alarmist by carlzum · · Score: 1

      Like I said, someone taking pornographic photos of a child is a child molester. A person in possession of a pornographic image of a child is guilty of possessing a pornographic image of a child. Whether the image is produced by camera, Photoshop, or a charcoal pencil is irrelevant, it's the intent and context that define its legality. Either possessing child porn is legal or it's not, does it really matter if it's a realistic digital rendering or photo? The person in possession of it didn't directly harm a child in either case.

    9. Re:A little too alarmist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't always agree with how the laws are applied, but possession of "virtual" child porn is just as objectionable as a photograph to me. The person responsible for the photograph is still a child molester, but it shouldn't matter how an image was created when defining child porn.

      Wow.. you are so dumb it hurts.

    10. Re:A little too alarmist by tsotha · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It matters quite a bit how the image is produced. In fact, that's the crux of the issue. A guy who paints a picture of a child having sex isn't hurting anyone, so the law should leave him alone. The reason we have child porn laws is because the children used to make the pictures are considered victims. No victims, no crime.

    11. Re:A little too alarmist by mpe · · Score: 1

      I watched Hostel once. Terrible movie, I don't recommend it at all. But pretending that the "virtual" murder in there is the same as a real murder is way beyond moronic. Care to explain why it would be different with porn?

      There are plenty of movies depicting all types of things which would be considered criminal actions in the real world. Even though it's typically the case that "no actors were harmed in the making of this movie". So much so that if an actor is harmed it makes the news. In the case of drawings and animations there are no "stunts" and very little risk to actors doing voice over work. This however didn't stop the British Government's "extreme porn" law which effectivly outlaws certain forms of acting...

    12. Re:A little too alarmist by pipoca · · Score: 1

      If the guy uses underage models, he is.

      The crux of the issue is child abuse, really. Photographic child porn is illegal because you have to abuse the child in order to get it. With a charcoal picture, you can either abuse a child or not.

      Possessing child porn is held to be criminal because it creates a market for abusing children. Having a charcoal drawing of a lolicon which was drawn from the artists imagination does not create a market for child abuse, and should in no way, shape, or form be illegal to produce or posses.

    13. Re:A little too alarmist by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      And in Watchmen

      In Watchmen Dr. Manhattan has sex with a 17 year old. His wife accuses him of leaving her for jailbait and he really is. There is only a scene with them making out in the movie, can't remember if it is more explicit in the comic.

    14. Re:A little too alarmist by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      possession of "virtual" child porn is just as objectionable as a photograph to me. The person responsible for the photograph is still a child molester, but it shouldn't matter how an image was created when defining child porn.

      Which child is molested when someone draws a picture from their perverted imagination?

      If they draw a picture of someone getting shot, does that make them a murderer?

      If they draw a picture of nuclear war, have they committed genocide?

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    15. Re:A little too alarmist by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      But a drawing still allows people living out their sexual fantasies regarding children - and even though you may scream "thoughtcrime!!11" now, who guarantees that a person who looks at drawn image of underage girls today won't look for photos tomorrow?

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    16. Re:A little too alarmist by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      Would illegitimate art be art made where the artists are not married?

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    17. Re:A little too alarmist by durrr · · Score: 2

      A drawing also allows people to live out their violent fantasies regarding whatever. Am i a terrorist if a spend 5 minutes drawing stick figures planting explosives in the london commuting system? You'd have to say yes, as you also say that I'm a criminal if i spend 5 minutes drawing small stick figures with their mouths full of the dicks of larger stick figures?

      I'm severly offended by the faulty logic of the people that buy into the "lets ban this shit because who can guarantee..."

      No one can guarantee anything with hundred percent certainty, the goverment can't guarantee that anyone charged for terrorist crimes won't actually do terrorist crimes if released from custody just to spite the goverment for being in custody even if no whatsoever remote resemblance of evidence was found. Therefore, everyone charged with terrorist crimes always have to be guilty! Same concept, just a different criminal basis.

      If you can't see the obviously flawed reasoning and severly fucked up consequences of this form of thinking you're not sentinent, you're a walking vegetable and whatever form of tubefeeding allowing for your sorry state of existance should immideatly be removed for the betterment of mankind before you degenerate drones decide that the conceptual image of child pornography every working brain(that is, everyones but your) can create internally substitutes a possession of child pornography crime.

      I hope you're not taking offense at the colorful description but I felt it was neccessary to illustrate that you're a metastasis of the intellectual cancer that will ruin earth if left untreated.

    18. Re:A little too alarmist by vivaelamor · · Score: 0

      Are you disallowed from watching murder mysteries on the basis that you might go out and murder someone tommorow? That would be one counter-argument.

      Another would be lack of credit for the idea that thinking something in any way equates to wanting to do it.

      Yes it is thought crime, and thought crime is not to be feared solely on a basis of liberty but for the reason behind the need for liberty. Every freedom you take away from people unnecessarily, chips away at the ability of people to be responsible for their own actions.

      We already have adequate laws punishing those who cause harm. To introduce laws that punish people for thinking about harm or even viewing harm takes away their responsibility to make that decision. If there is a law against murder a person is still capable of reading books about murder and deciding for themselves that murder is a bad thing. If there is a law against reading about murder then a person is denied the opportunity to make that distinction.

      It is easy to go from 'murder is bad because it is harmful' to 'murder is bad because the law says it is harmful' and the choice is based upon the credibility of the law. As all are subject to the law the next lot of lawmakers will be less able to make that decision themselves and although murder may stay illegal they may make a new law that says murder is sometimes OK because they do not appreciate fully why it was illegal in the first place.

    19. Re:A little too alarmist by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      You know, there's a difference between a action comic and one that involves raping children. I think many people can enjoy an action movie/comic/whatever without thinking about blowing up innocents, but I yet have to meet a person that likes looking at child pornography without being at least somehow sexually drawn to children.

      Also, I like how people like you always preach tolerance, but have even less tolerance than these people you condemn. I'm very glad that not everybody is as childish as you, needing to degrade people to sub-beings just because they have a different opinion...

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    20. Re:A little too alarmist by gnud · · Score: 1

      Just to get this straight -- you really think that someone who are sexually drawn to children are criminals, even though they never did anything inapropriate?

      And if you think that, then am I a criminal if I once wanted to steal something, but didnt?

    21. Re:A little too alarmist by durrr · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you were talking about reading comic books? I apparently missed that parahraph in your first post. Terribly sorry for that.

      And yes, i agree, there's a difference between an action comic and one that involves raping children, just as there's a difference between one where blood thirsty Americans invade europe to chop the head of infants to line them on the spiked fence of their embassies while rerouting the rivers with the bloated corpses of the mothers and a comic where a couple 10 year olds are depicted naked when say, swapping out of their clothes after having fallen into a cold river, or dare i suggest some childhood/adolscent love story that are not too uncommonly encountered in classic literature. I think many people can enjoy some innocent child nudity without thinking about raping children, just as people can enjoy(well...) the most gruesome violence depictions and revolting crimes against humanity without wanting to do it themselves. It all depends on what reasons the events happen for.

      As for preaching tolerance: I don't. I preach against ignorance and for the removal of victimless crimes. I don't want everyone to tolerate eachother but your intolerance of me and my actions or viece versa should not allow either of us to fuck eachother over trough the means of draconian thought crime laws or similar.

    22. Re:A little too alarmist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I said, someone taking pornographic photos of a child is a child molester. A person in possession of a pornographic image of a child is guilty of possessing a pornographic image of a child. Whether the image is produced by camera, Photoshop, or a charcoal pencil is irrelevant, it's the intent and context that define its legality. Either possessing child porn is legal or it's not, does it really matter if it's a realistic digital rendering or photo? The person in possession of it didn't directly harm a child in either case.

      There is a popular thought experiment that touches on this line of thinking, and I'll open with that.

      If I draw a stick figure, add some crudely drawn boobs (or going the other way, some crudely drawn man parts) and caption it as a 12-year-old, it would be considered CP by your definition. If I upload it to the Internet or post it on a forum, then all who view that page are guilty of possession of said CP. If you consider that to be ridiculous, then it really does matter how it was created.

      As for context and intent, I defer to Rule 36: someone will be turned on by said drawing. That, or some kid could think it's funny and draw it. Would you really want someone locked up, even if it's a kid, for drawing a stick figure with crudely drawn genitalia based on the say-so that said stick figure is "underage" as if there's any way to tell otherwise?

      This is the type of thinking that dilutes the whole severity of offenders who would do harm to a child, be it physical, psychological, or sexual. For those who think that such a situation couldn't happen, keep this in mind: a few years ago, the same thing was said about the idea of an underage person photographing him/herself being prosecuted, and that seems to be a reality now. Not only does it lessen the impact of such horrific crimes, but it can actually hurt the children that it claims to be protecting. If nobody cares about the freedoms they're giving up, at least care about the double-edged sword that this line of thinking presents.

    23. Re:A little too alarmist by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Like I said, someone taking pornographic photos of a child is a child molester.

      Yes.

      A person in possession of a pornographic image of a child is guilty of possessing a pornographic image of a child.

      Right.

      Whether the image is produced by camera, Photoshop, or a charcoal pencil is irrelevant, it's the intent and context that define its legality.

      Incorrect, because in the latter cases, there is no child. Please grasp the difference between fiction and reality. Your logic is no different to saying:

      "A person shooting someone is a murderer. A person who murders is guilty of murder. It doesn't matter whether he shoots a real person with a gun, or in a computer game ..."

      Either possessing child porn is legal or it's not, does it really matter if it's a realistic digital rendering or photo?

      But if you're now talking about what the law is, yes, it does make a difference. Laws apply differently depending on whether they're real or not, and even for fictional images, whether they're realistic or not.

      And the issue here isn't realistic images - it's unrealistic ones that will be covered by this new law. But they aren't yet covered.

      The person in possession of it didn't directly harm a child in either case.

      Well, the logic of criminalising child porn is that it creates demand for actual child abuse, and the need to reduce this overwhelms any concerns about owning a image of child abuse where the person technically didn't create demand for abuse.

      That logic doesn't apply to cartoons. If you want to argue against that logic, then you're not arguing in favour of this law, you're arguing against the justification of criminalising child porn in the first place.

    24. Re:A little too alarmist by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      but I yet have to meet a person that likes looking at child pornography without being at least somehow sexually drawn to children.

      Firstly, we're not talking about child pornography, we're talking sexual images that depict someone appearing to be below 18.

      So given that this is the issue - what about South Park? Joke Simpsons porn? Hentai porn of someone with big breasts but where they might be deemed to be 17 by the police or jury? The first two, there are clearly non-sexual reasons for someone to view and possess them. The latter is sexual, but not about pedophilia.

      You know, there's a difference between a action comic and one that involves raping children.

      Perhaps, but there is the problem with this law. It covers far more than "raping children".

      For example, a drawing of a fully clothed person who looks 17, standing in the background of two adults having consensual sex, would also be illegal.

    25. Re:A little too alarmist by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Also, I like how people like you always preach tolerance,

      Your reading comprehension seems to be on a par with your comprehension of reality. People like me do not preach tolerance, we preach freedom. Specifically of the form "my freedom ends where yours begins". That means you're free to say idiotic things about hand-drawn images and guess what! I'm free to call you a complete idiot for saying them!

      That's freedom, not tolerance. I'm particularly intolerant of people like you, but hey, I'm free to be. And you're free to be an idiot! Ain't life grand?

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    26. Re:A little too alarmist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is offensive to you, but that doesn't automatically mean it should be illegal.

      Does it give you a disease? Or make you insane? Or take money out of your bank account? In what way is it directly and unambiguously harmful to you?

      Or to any children, for that matter?

    27. Re:A little too alarmist by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      That's not freedom, that's simply anarchism. Yes, freedom ends where your begins" - and that includes showing respect towards each other even while disagreeing with them.

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    28. Re:A little too alarmist by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      I've never been talking about South Park or joke Simpsons porn - neither has the intention of satisfacting somebody's pedophilia, and isn't child porn either.

      Also, I never said that there wasn't a problem with this law. I'm not defending it. All I condemned is the view that drawings which clearly put young children in a image that is intended to be used to satisfact one's pedophilia. Sorry that I didn't make that clear beforehand.

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    29. Re:A little too alarmist by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough :)

      I think your statement becomes a bit of a tautology - when "child porn" means "something intended to satisfy someone's pedophilia", of course it is reasonably likely that someone viewing it is getting off on children. Under the broader idea of sexual images depicting under 18s however, there might be other reasons someone possesses it - just as there might be other reasons for someone possessing a drawing of people planting explosives, as the OP said. The difficulty here is distinguishing anyone who is an actual danger, from someone who isn't (and even if we could, do we criminalise people because of what they might do? Even if we know someone is a pedophile, all the while they are not an abuser, I think they need help more than anything, not punishment) - just as we should distinguish between people planning a terrorist act, and someone who just possesses a drawing of one.

      Also, to refer to your earlier comment:

      who guarantees that a person who looks at drawn image of underage girls today won't look for photos tomorrow?

      I don't know, but I think it's more likely they look for photos, if we've just banned them from drawing any images.

    30. Re:A little too alarmist by julesh · · Score: 1

      But a drawing still allows people living out their sexual fantasies regarding children - and even though you may scream "thoughtcrime!!11" now, who guarantees that a person who looks at drawn image of underage girls today won't look for photos tomorrow?

      You're right! And who's to say that looking at photos of 19-year olds won't have the same effect, also? We should ban all porn, because one thing leads to another and the next thing you know we'll all be rapists.

    31. Re:A little too alarmist by Nathrael · · Score: 1
      I think I can agree with that. Sounds fair enough indeed.

      I don't know, but I think it's more likely they look for photos, if we've just banned them from drawing any images.

      As for that, I guess it's a matter of going with the lesser evil. I stated my opinion, but it's just that, an opinion (in this case one of a probably rather uninformed person, as I cannot speak out of experience on this issue).

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    32. Re:A little too alarmist by Homburg · · Score: 1

      Hell, what guarantees that looking at real 19 year olds won't have the same effect. Ban 19 year olds, I say, for the sake of the children.

    33. Re:A little too alarmist by Tsujiku · · Score: 1

      ...who guarantees that a person who looks at drawn image of underage girls today won't look for photos tomorrow?

      And why should we just assume that they will?

      That same sort of slippery-slope argument could be used to ban any number of things. Who guarantees that someone buying a hammer isn't going to use it to murder their neighbor tomorrow? Who guarantees that someone buying a condom isn't going to go out and rape some woman tomorrow?

      Why should an act which victimizes no one be banned because the person just might do something more sinister tomorrow?

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    34. Re:A little too alarmist by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      As I've already stated (see above), I do not agree with the law stated in the article, but that does not change that there is no reason why pictures which aren't meant as jokes (like Simpson pr0n or South Park) but clearly depicting something only made to please pedophiles should not be allowed.

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    35. Re:A little too alarmist by aukset · · Score: 1

      I don't always agree with how the laws are applied, but possession of "virtual" child porn is just as objectionable as a photograph to me.

      Something being objectionable to you is not a basis to pass a law outlawing that thing. Show the real, tangible, objective harm that these drawings cause people that are forced to view them (since there was no possible harm caused by creating them as with real child porn), and you will have a case for a law. Otherwise, the legislature does not exist to protect you from things you don't personally like.

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    36. Re:A little too alarmist by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      That's not freedom, that's simply anarchism.

      Not really.

      Yes, freedom ends where your begins" - and that includes showing respect towards each other even while disagreeing with them.

      That's not freedom. There are plenty of people I do not respect. Freedom of speech is freedom to say something unpopular. Otherwise its not freedom.

      You think that these pictures are abhorrent and advocate illegalizing them. I think your censorship of thoughtcrime (intentionally being inflammatory here) is abhorrent. Why should I, in principle, respect someone with abhorrent views?

      I am a strong advocate of free speech, but it HAS to be coupled with the ability to be disrespectful. I believe people should have freedom so espouse racist and sexist views. I won't ever respect them, and I'll likely be publicly rude to them too.

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  21. Appear? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Appear to show someone under eighteen? Under such a law, there would be two possible responses:

    1. Only depict people who are obviously middle-aged or older having sex.

    2. Write stories in which all of the characters are androids. This could include, of course, androids that look like three-year-olds having sex with robots that look like dogs.

    While I have no particular interest in seeing either option, I certainly hope someone puts both in the same comic book and sells it in every comic store in the UK.

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    1. Re:Appear? by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      It gets better.

      Look at pretty much every US show involving 15-18 year old kids. The kids are played by adults. As such the adults must nescesarily look to be under 18.

      I.e. Megan Fox from Transformers. How is this not a sexual image? Granted, she's not naked, so this IS a 'safe for work' image.

    2. Re:Appear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule 34 on android pedophile beastiality, nao!

    3. Re:Appear? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed - I wonder if we will see an outbreak of wrinkly-old people porn. "Look, despite the school uniform, it's clearly an adult, Officer!" (Eww.)

      To be exact, "child" is defined in the bill as:

      (5) Child, subject to subsection (6), means a person under the age of 18.

      (6) Where an image shows a person the image is to be treated as an image of a child if

      (a) the impression conveyed by the image is that the person shown is a child, or
      (b) the predominant impression conveyed is that the person shown is a child despite the fact that some of the physical characteristics shown are not those of a child.

      So the phrase they use is "impression conveyed by the image" - but it not only includes under-18s, but also adults who have a "predominant impression conveyed" of someone under 18.

      This could include, of course, androids that look like three-year-olds having sex with robots that look like dogs.

      Another example would be non-human characters that nonetheless give a child-like impression. Does being an "elf", for example, make it exempt from the law?

      To be honest, I'd consider it risky to test that - given the law is no longer about real children, it wouldn't surprise me if a court rules it illegal, just so long as the impression is conveyed is that of a child, even if it's really a robot or an elf or whatever else.

      (Note how deceiving the law is written - they talk about "child" throughout, leading the reader to think that this is about images of children - you know, people under the age of consent, and actual people rather than drawings - and only later on do they redefine the term "child" in such a broad way!)

    4. Re:Appear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      androids that look like three-year-olds having sex with robots that look like dogs.

      Roll/Rush?

    5. Re:Appear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      androids that look like three-year-olds having sex with robots that look like dogs.

      OMG you read my Twiki/K-9 fanfic? Awesome! We should totally hang out!

        When is the general public going to wake up and realize that robots are erotic?!

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  23. Pornography? by Nekomusume · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "An image is "pornographic" if it is of such a nature that it must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal."

    That's a rather broad definition... Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition, Victoria's Secret catalogues, and just about anything that directly or indirectly invokes the "sex sells!" marketing theory.

    1. Re:Pornography? by gowen · · Score: 1

      "An image is "pornographic" if it is of such a nature that it must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal."

      That's a rather broad definition

      And yet despite its breadth, it clearly would NOT apply to Watchmen, South Park or Lost Girls.

      So, well done submitter, linking to the Bill, which proves he's a scaremongering douche.

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    2. Re:Pornography? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      So, well done submitter

      Well done, reader, for proving you can't even read the definition.

      Also see the next bit, which clarifies:

      the question whether the image is of such a nature as is mentioned in subsection (3) is to be determined by reference to

      (a) the image itself, and
      (b) (if the series of images is such as to be capable of providing a context for the image) the context in which it occurs in the series of images.

      The decision of whether it is illegal is decided purely by whether the image is of such a nature it must reasonably be assumed, or the context in which it was found as part of a series of images is relevant. So the fact that we know the book Watchmen or South Park wasn't meant to be porn is irrelevant. All that matters is if the image itself, or the context it is found, looks like it's porn.

      In practice, I suspect you'd be safe with a complete copy of the book or episode, but a screenshot or clip on your computer would be another matter. This is the same wording as in the "extreme porn" law - there, the Government have confirmed that an image can be legal in its original context, but illegal in another. I can go to the official South Park website and see a clip showing just the "Red Rocket" clip - yes, you are technically right that the full BBFC version is legal, but if I'm criminalised for seeing that clip, it is not scaremongering to say "South Park is covered", because that's how the law is written.

      It is also rather mad that even if a copy of Watchman is legal, the very same image drawing in another context might be illegal. And if you're risking a conviction and three years in prison based on a jury's interpretation of whether the image alone looks like it was porn, then rather you than me!

      (Also, I was quoting the Independent article, if you'd bother to RTFA, so blame them for scaremongering - however, I don't believe they are.)

      Please try to read all the details before jumping to conclusions of scaremongering. The only ones scaremongering are those people claiming it'll be a defence to show what an image was really produced for. That's not relevant under this law. Saying "But it wasn't meant to be porn!" won't help if the image itself depicts a clearly sexual scene, and the jury decides otherwise.

      Nice ad-hominem btw - please try to stick to some kind of rational debate.

    3. Re:Pornography? by ekhben · · Score: 1

      It's art if you still like it after you ejaculate, right?

    4. Re:Pornography? by gowen · · Score: 1

      Please try to read all the details before jumping to conclusions of scaremongering

      I did. You are. So are the Independent (but I expect it of them). Next time you read a newspaper article, try thinking, rather than rote repitition. It's more fun that way.

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  24. thoughtcrime, plain and simple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As humorous as this may seem at first glance, this really is nothing less than a government's attempt to control certain thoughts in the population (i.e. thoughts of pedophilia). It is nothing less than legislating certain thoughts as criminal actions.

    As someone who cares about civil liberties I find this to be doubleplusungood.

  25. and I thought we had a patent by v1 · · Score: 1

    ...on swift deletion of privacy rights here in 'th states? We're falling behind, quick someone find us some more corrupt politicians before we fall too far behind!

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  26. Bad law -- but not quite -that- bad by Eivind · · Score: 1

    The law is very bad, but not quite as bad as the summary would have you believe. Simpsons would *not* be covered by the law, because allthough there are episodes in it where children are present when someone has sex, that's not sufficient for the imagery to be deemed illegal.

    The images also need to be pornographic, which is defined thusly: must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal.

    (and a later section says, in the case of images that are part of a larger narrative, the entire narrative should be considered.)

    So the simpsons would only be covered by the law if you claimed that the episode in question would reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal.

    And that, frankly, doesn't pass the laugh-test. The simpsons is a lot of things, but it's not principally produced for the purpose of sexual arousal.

    IT's still bad law mind you, just not quite *THAT* bad.

    1. Re:Bad law -- but not quite -that- bad by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I didn't mention the Simpsons, I presume you mean South Park? (But given that that joke Simpsons cartoon was illegal, do you think things would be different here?)

      The images also need to be pornographic, which is defined thusly: must reasonably be assumed to have been produced solely or principally for the purpose of sexual arousal.

      Note that's based only from looking at the image alone - if it looks like porn, it's porn by this law, even if you can prove it was produced for other purposes.

      and a later section says, in the case of images that are part of a larger narrative, the entire narrative should be considered

      That's the only context allowed. So yes, I agree an episode of South Park in it's entirety would probably be safe. But if you had a clip of the "Red Rocket" sketch, you wouldn't have this narrative. It might be a downloaded clip you had for the amusement - and the clip is also available from one of the official websites.

      In practice, I don't expect to see people hauled away for a mainstream book or cartoon, but there is a more general point here: if the law covers things which are depicted in mainstream comics and cartoons, it is a rather mad law. The fact that those mainstream things are given a special exemption, whilst other images are not, doesn't fix the problem here - if anything, that makes it worse, as we're criminalising people for possessing images that are legal to depict in mainstream media. It's fine if you're a big mainstream publisher, but it puts a chilling effect on small producers, as well as individuals who might view material online.

      (Also, you have to remember that I'm limited by the size of the summary - I'm glad we agree that "The law is very bad", but an in-depth discussion of in what context images like those depicted in South Park will or won't be legal is rather too long for a summary. The point I was throwing out is that the definitions are such that they include things legally depicted in comics and cartoons like those I and the Independent listed:)

    2. Re:Bad law -- but not quite -that- bad by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Yeah, South Park, whatever. (makes no difference to this particular argument which precise show was used as an example)

      Sure, if the images, given the context they're in, MUST reasonably be assumed to be created principally for the purpose of arousal, then they're pornographic, even if that assumption is wrong. It's fairly convoluted thinking. I can't imagine all too many realistic examples where that would be true though.

      I have no problem with the idea that a *part* of a certain work may on it's own be pornographic even if the work in total is not. If you made a 3-minute short-movie consisting solely of the raciest parts from random hollywood-movies, the result would be very different from the movies themselves.

      The law is stupid for a completely different reason; the south-park characters are fictious. Furthermore, the sketch is a *drawing*, there's no sensible reason for outlawing *fiction* on the basis that we would dislike it if it was *real*.

  27. It's a Bill not an Act by herbertchapman · · Score: 1

    This isn't law, and probably never will be in this form. The UK has some pretty lurid (and rather excellent) comics - Viz for example, featuring Buster Gonad and his Unfeasibly large testicles, Tina's Tits - who thinks her breasts have magical powers, and Johnny FartPants - there's always a commotion in his underwear. This is "underground mainstream" if you catch my drift, and no one would outlaw these. Balance that against a screaming right wing press, and millions of people who are almost paranoid about paedophilia though, and you have a strong political pressure to be seen to be doing something. These people may be paranoid, but they have votes, and their fears are real, even if the causes are exaggerated. They worry in this particular instance about "near photo realistic" artwork - such as that in computer games, and loopholes by which people who possessed indecent photographs could escape prosecution by passing it off as photo-realistic art. Who is the victim - who knows ? But there is a very great public opposition to it - and politicians are reacting to it. - Believe me though they will react just as strongly to any attempt to outlaw comics - Old public schoolboys won't be easily seperated from their Beanos and Dandys

    1. Re:It's a Bill not an Act by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I wish I shared your optimism :)

      The recent "extreme porn" law covered adults, not "children" (and thus wasn't quite so demonised, and people were more willing to speak out). My impression is that it got more opposition - from people responding to the consultation, to criticism by MPs. But it sailed through, with only minor word changes.

      I think a lot of people find these laws mad, but this sadly won't stop the law.

      Don't get me wrong, I do think it's worth opposing the law just the same, to generate publicity about it and so on. And I'm glad to see there are organisations now opposing this law (the "extreme porn" law was opposed by a group of organisations under the name Backlash, but up until now, there was nothing for this new bill).

      But equally, we shouldn't sit back and think "The law will never pass", because unless there's some sudden change in direction, this law will pass.

    2. Re:It's a Bill not an Act by herbertchapman · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying don't sit back - just confident in the ultimate victory for common sense - sometimes takes a long time though. If there ever was a case for censoring free speech though it would be to destroy malicious Nazoid newspapers like the Daily Mail (actually forget the 'like the' - there are no papers quite like it) - and ironically I suspect they'll be right behind this pile of crap.

    3. Re:It's a Bill not an Act by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I agree - the battle isn't over when the law is passed, even if that happens, I still hope that one day these laws will be overturned, and I see it as part of a large battle against censorship.

      I agree about the Daily Mail, although bizarrely enough, even they published a column criticising the "extreme porn" law ( http://www.backlash-uk.org.uk/utley.html ). But yes, usually being in favour of censorship, or scaremongering about things they think are "sick", is right up their street.

  28. Other political motives, like "Viz?" by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the politicians are also trying to shut down some critics? Like "Viz":

    "The comic's style parodies the strait-laced British comics of the post-war period, notably The Beano and The Dandy, but with incongruous language, crude toilet humour, black comedy, surreal humour and either sexual or violent storylines . . . Occasionally, it satirises current events and politicians, but has no particular political standpoint." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viz_(comic)

    I could imagine politicians from all sides would be eager to find a reason to shut it down. "Baxter Basics" featured a sex obsessed Member of Parliament shoving a petrol station gas nozzle up his ass, just after a real life conservation MP was caught soliciting prostitutes. Prime Minister John Major's motto was "Back to Basics."

    One regular strip features a schoolboy who, after a string of bad luck, ends up shagging a bird with big tits, in a mountain of sweets. Some other regulars are, "Johnny Fartpants", "Buster Gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles", "Felix and his amazing underpants" and "Wanker Watson." Any of these could be interpreted to run foul of this law.

    At least the other UK periodical that I read, which regularly criticizes politicians, "The Economist", seems to be safe . . . for now.

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  29. Another serious question by mirshafie · · Score: 1

    Sometimes children actually engage in sexual activity. I don't remember my age exactly but I definitely know that I was less than four the first time I ate a girl. Since she told me to do it, who was the molester? Me or her? In fact, maybe both of us should go to jail -- we damaged our society and increased the chance for others to be molested -- and hey, it's so downright obscene anyway that there just must be a punishment involved, right?

    Oh, and FYI, I thought it tasted weird so after a while I told her that I didn't want to do it any more. She said fine, and declared that she wouldn't suck me off. I got a bit mad but instead we went inside and played something else.

    I'm not trolling, this is absolutely true. And I know that it's not a very rare experience either.

    1. Re:Another serious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      definite +1. first girl i tried to screw was 12, I was 11. she wasnt so keen on me sticking my cock in her cunt so we didnt get any further than her giving me a hand job. am I a child sex offender for blooming early and finding a slut to wack me off? posting anonymously because I dont really want to know the answer. this whole discussion is bullshit

  30. Can't we just end this once and for all? by meist3r · · Score: 1

    Just pass a law that says "Everything that makes you feel funny inside and your mommy didn't tell you about is illegal." Problem solved. This is what this is all about, isn't it? These people never have to learn how to deal with reality because they create legal blinders that forbids other people to show them what's actually going on. Perpetrators should be shot at the spot. Death penalty for repeat offenders.

    It could be so simple. Germany has adopted this law as well now teens can legally fuck at the age of 14 but they can never watch the tapes. God forbid someone drew them naked on a giant sinking cruise liner ...

  31. Arrest the lords in the house of lords! by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1
    Some of them have stately homes with pictures of cherubs and similar on the walls. Then go to the National Gallery ....

    ''It is a century or two old ?'' -- what does that matter, it depicts a child under the age of 16 at the time?

  32. Medical images by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Subsesction 6 (describing one of the prohibited forms of drawings) explains that an image "which focuses solely or principally on a childâ(TM)s genitals or anal region" is to be prohibited.

    IANAMS (I Am Not A Medical Student), but wouldn't that make a fair number of medical text books technically pornography? IANAL either, but this clause does not even seem to be modified by the other sections covering âpornographyâ(TM) which allow certain images as long as the wider work is not pornographicâ"these images would be illegal outright regardless of their context.

    And youâ(TM)d better not let your 10-year-old alone with your phone, in case he uses it to photograph his sisterâ(TM)s bum (or his own willy).

    --Andrew
    (Who is proud that the first substantive post to Slashdot on an important political issue contains the terms âbumâ(TM) and âwillyâ(TM).)
    P.S. Captcha is âoematuringâ. Hmmm.

  33. Gobsmacked!!! by Genda · · Score: 1

    This all leads to the unavoidable situation of a local magistrate being tasked with the job of determining a cartoon depicting a stick figure man having sex with a stick figure woman, and trying to decide if one or both of the figures is under-aged.

    This is brain-farting on an epic scale. It's ill conceived, rooted in stoopid!!! social taboos, and I can barely imagine why some people feel so compelled to fuck with other peoples free speech. If it something that needs to be purchased to be seen, and you don't like it, then simply don't buy it and don't look at it.

    How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat! -- Pink Floyd

  34. I think you mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't come around bothering me over dirty pictures while Father O'Malley sodomizes little Timmy.

    I think you mean Father Tucker (warning: not safe for work nor for UK residents)

  35. . . . and who owns the National Gallery? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Y'all do: "The gallery is a non-departmental public body; its collection belongs to the public of the United Kingdom and entry to the main collection (though not some special exhibitions) is free of charge." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Gallery_(London)

    So who will you need to arrest for possession of that porn . . . ?

    Napoleon had it wrong: the UK is not a "nation of shopkeepers," but a "nation of hardened criminals." But I guess he found that out at Waterloo.

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  36. It's about making prosecutors' jobs easier by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    I don't think the motive here is really to criminalize erotic comics.

    The community generally agrees that sex involving children is abuse and that's something that should be punished. And that if you've got pictures of that sort of thing happening, that's evidence of the crime.

    The problem is that it's a lot of work to prove the pictures are (1) sexual (2) involving children.
    The solution is to simply redefine the crime--If it looks like sex and it looks like children, a crime has occurred.
    "looks like" to be defined to suit the convenience of the prosecutor.

    From the prosecutors' point of view, the rights of the accused are an impediment to justice. The law works for the good, and the prosecutor (but not the accused) is part of the law. Any impediment to good is evil, and should be removed.

    So, the burden of proof is technically on the prosecutor--but the bar is so low that for practical purposes, he's guilty until proven innocent.
    Simply criminalizing everything and then selecting those you're going to prosecute is NOT the impartial rule of law--it's the rule of the person who happens to be sitting in the prosecutor's office at the moment. Perhaps someone educated in Australian constitutional law can tell us if this is even a concern over there.

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  37. The freaks who support this legislation... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The freaks who support this legislation have been working away, quietly within the system, slowly gaining support and respectability, until they have attained a position of power, sufficient for them to get their obnoxious legislation considered.

    Who are they?

    It isn't enough to know that the prospective legislation has been drafted and is now under consideration. I want to know who suggested it, and who sponsored it. If they were forced out into the open we could then have a healthy debate.

    Really, who are they?

  38. Give them what they want... by specific · · Score: 0

    Freedom. Allow them to express their most intimate and private thoughts or fantasies in as graphically realistic art as they are capable. But it goes both ways. When you're private fantasies are exposed to public eyes and ears, be prepared to deal with the public ridicule and social ostracizing that follows. No need for laws when the majority can easily impose their morality through peer rejection.

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  39. This is a law on possession, not distribution! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Then your whole point has nothing to do with this law because this law is a law on private possession. So why did you bring this up, when suggesting that this law had the right direction, and questioning those people who dared to oppose the law?

    If your original post was meant to suggest this is a law aimed at publication or distribution, then you are completely wrong. It's intentionally aimed at possession rather than publication.

    Okay, I'm up for an off-topic side-debate on whether Obscenity laws are needed, or what form these laws should take, but please note that that has nothing to do with this law (and has nothing to do with laws on actual child porn, come to that - as pointed out, they were originally intended to prevent child abuse, and not a subset of obscenity law). This law, along with the recent UK "extreme porn" law that criminalises possession of images involving consenting adults, are some new kind of thing: they're not about preventing abusive acts, but they're also not about preventing the distribution of "obscene" things, they're about criminalising people merely for possession of things deemed to be "disgusting" (to quote both laws) in certain ways.

    It's not enough that no one would've seen your images if the police didn't go forcibly looking for them. It's not about people wanting control over what they see, it's about wanting control over what other people can see.

  40. Ban all of it... by Shard.Oglass666 · · Score: 1

    Ban and destroy all depictions of children in every medium currentley out there because humans might see it and think thoughts. Ban everything from books, T.V. shows, Barney, cartoons, movies, health pamphletes, religious pictures childrens books, statues - everything. Everything and anything with a damn child in it - even yours. If you want a picture of your kid, all you get is a head shot. Disneyland should be shut down and so should playgrounds, because we can't have adults looking at kids - now can we? Everything of, for or about children should be obliterated from the face of the earth so that there is no sead to spark the thoght of thinking about - THEM. Even the word 'child' should be stricken from the language (written or spoken); they should only be reffered to by descriptive words such as 'small people' or 'non-adult entities'or by other descriptive words. Immagine the $hit that would ensue when the depictions must be destroyed: No, you can't paint over it, nor can you paint clothes on it, because its origional meanning was pornographic and humans might have thoughts while covering them up. No, the whole thing must be destroyed because the whole thing is a pornographic construct whose origional meaning was not enlightenment or empathy, but only a medium to display filth. Aw, fu$ck it! Humans were born of origional sin - right? So fu$ck 'em all because they see, draw, paint, sculpt and think. Destroy all humans! Wipe them off the face of the earth and stop the porn forever! C,mon big government: unleash the bio-weapons. Destroy the fu$cked-up humans and their sick porno ways. Destroy the sick and vile creatures that vomit this rank puss from their minds that pollute the universe. Do it for the non-adult entities.

  41. European Convention On Human Rights by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Theoretically we have such a law as part of the European Convention On Human Rights, however it has the get-out clause "protection of morals" ( http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/946400.stm ). This also came up with the recent "extreme" porn law - the Government claimed that this was not a violation of freedom of expression (or right to privacy) under the law, because of these get-out clauses. In the explanatory note for that law, they gave as justifications ( http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200607/cmbills/130/en/07130x-n.htm#index_link_206 ):

    802. The Government believes that these clauses constitute an interference with Convention rights under Articles 8 and 10 but that for the reasons set out below this is justified as being in accordance with the law, and necessary in a democratic society for the prevention of crime, for the protection of morals and for the protection of the rights and freedoms of others.

    803. The material to be covered by this new offence is at the most extreme end of the spectrum of pornographic material which is likely to be thought abhorrent by most people. It is not possible at law to give consent to the type of activity covered by the offence, so it is therefore likely that a criminal offence is being committed where the activity which appears to be taking place is actually taking place. The House of Lords upheld convictions for offences of causing actual and grievous bodily harm in the case of Brown [1994] 1 AC 212 which involved a group of sado-masochists who had engaged in consensual torture. The threshold that the clauses have set is very high, so while those taking part might argue that they had consented to it, such consent is not valid at law.

    804. In the case of images of staged activity , the Government believes that banning possession is justified in order to meet the legitimate aim of protecting the individuals involved from participating in degrading activities. This is also the case with images of bestiality, which while involving harm to animals can also involve the non-consensual participation of humans who are harmed in the process of making the images.

    805. The Government considers that the new offence is a proportionate measure with the legitimate aim of breaking the demand and supply cycle of this material, which may be harmful to those who view it. Irrespective of how these images were made, banning their possession can be justified as sending a signal that such behaviour is not considered acceptable. Viewing such images voluntarily can desensitise the viewer to such degrading acts, and can reinforce the message that such behaviour is acceptable.

    806. The Government considers that the restrictions on this material also achieve the aim of protecting others, particularly children and vulnerable adults, from inadvertently coming into possession of this material, which is widespread on the internet.

    803 is the only one that has any strength - despite being a batshit ruling, it is nonetheless something that existing law says (although even there, an act being illegal doesn't mean that an image should be, nor should it mean you give up your convention rights). However, it ignores that the law covered even fictional/staged depictions, as well as things that might look risky but didn't result in harm - acts clearly legal to carry out. The rest of them - well, see for yourself how ridiculous they are.

    I haven't seen similar justifications yet for this new bill, but if those justifications are allowed to fly, then our "freedom of expression" is basically useless.

  42. Once again by crmarvin42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Another law being passed based on the assumption that a certain medium is targeted and consumed exlusively by children.

    I'm almost 30 and I own several thousand comic books, probably 30 graphic novels, and actively collect 6 or 7 titles every month. I own the Watchmen and several other titles that would be taboo under this law. None of what's in any of these is more pornographic that he Clan of the Cave Bear series by Jean M. Auel, which my parents gave me to read when I was 13. They'd already read the books a couple of years before and knew about the sex scenes. My wife read Flowers in the Attic around the same age and she tells me that the oldest boy rapes his sister.

    Neither of these books come with warnings about the graphic nature of their content or laws to prevent their dissemination to children 2 years above the legal age of consent (WTF, this is akin to the difference between the draft age and legal purchase of alcohol in the US).

    My wife is pregnant with our first child and I hope that I never become so irresponsible that I want the government to censor artistic expression because I'm too lazy to investigate the media my children are interested in before I let them consume it. My parents used the Clan of the Cave Bear books as a starting point for the discussion of, not only reproduction, but relationships and human sexuality. I'm sure my parents were embarrased, but that was there job NOT the governments.

    For the most part people have little problem with sex or sexuality in visual art. How many nude paintings did you see on your field trips to art museums growing up? For the most part people also have little problem with sex or sexuality in written art. I can't count the number of novels I read in middle school and high school that at least made reference to sex. However, when you combine the visual and written medium everyone looses their Fracking mind if anything taboo comes up (Drugs, sex, etc were the original reason for creating the Comics Code here in the US).

    It's all just Nanny State BS.

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    1. Re:Once again by Ifni · · Score: 1

      I agree with all your points, but just for humor's sake, I'm going to play devil's advocate to a few of them:

      I'm almost 30 and I own several thousand comic books, probably 30 graphic novels, and actively collect 6 or 7 titles every month.

      What's wrong with you? Even here on Slashdot we all (for very small values of "all") stopped buying comic books in the mid 90s or so once they all started sucking. Now we have to watch blockbuster Hollywood re-imaginings where they (often poorly) rehash the decent stories from the better days.

      My wife is pregnant with our first child and I hope that I never become so irresponsible that I want the government to censor artistic expression because I'm too lazy to investigate the media my children are interested in before I let them consume it.

      After the fourth or fifth episode of Barney/Teletubbies/whatever mind-numbing drivel passes as children's entertainment, you'll be begging to have some other poor schmuck suffer in your place to determine which are "safe". Am I rite?

      But seriously, good post. I just couldn't resist the "funny because they are true (or at least grounded in truth)" observations. Comics mostly suck nowadays, and children's entertainment is largely like nails on the chalkboard while having your brain sucked out through a straw.

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    2. Re:Once again by ekhben · · Score: 1

      But seriously, good post. I just couldn't resist the "funny because they are true (or at least grounded in truth)" observations. Comics mostly suck nowadays, and children's entertainment is largely like nails on the chalkboard while having your brain sucked out through a straw.

      Ah, yes, I much prefer the pleasantly erudite cornucopia of reality TV and CSI spin-offs that are the main-stay of adult 'entertainment.'

    3. Re:Once again by Ifni · · Score: 1

      Touché, and well played indeed.

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    4. Re:Once again by crmarvin42 · · Score: 1

      I totally agree that the majority of comics suck. They're better on average than they were in the 90's. I stopped collecting in the mid 90's and didn't start again until summer of 2003.

      I've managed to find a handful of comics that were worth the time. Several of them are not appropriate for children, but then again I'm not a child so I can handle the adult material.

      I'm definitely NOT looking forward to the hours upon hours of programing aimed at very young children. However, when my kids get to the point where they might be interested in full length "Chapter Novels", or violent video games, or "Graphic" comic books I plan to be the gate keeper.

      It is MY job after all.

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  43. So what do we do about it? by Bragador · · Score: 1

    I see tons of articles about free speech and all that on slashdot. Everybody whines and yet what are we doing to fix the problem?

    We must do something instead of talking!

    I don't want the world to become a police state!

    1. Re:So what do we do about it? by haggus71 · · Score: 1

      It's not the world. Just Great Britain. The US always comes back from the precipice.

  44. how old are the Simpson kids? by doginthewoods · · Score: 1

    isn't this the 20th anniversary of the TV show, making them all over the age of consent? If chronological age is ignored and appearance is used as the child porn yardstick, then what about women who like to dress up as high schoolers and have sex, i.e. be 28 years old but dress as fourteen? Is that OK? Could Dave Vitter, with his sex preference of wearing diapers, be considered a child since he dresses (and acts) like one? And, since the Simpsons all have yellow skin and disproportionate features, can a court properly classify the Simpsons as human, since no humans have skin that color- they are better defined as humanoid- aliens, therefore non human. Did anyone in Oz figure this out?

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  45. Why alarmist? by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    But I don't see how any of those works are threatened by the definitions.

    The South Park episode I linked to shows a child performing the act of masturbation (of a dog), and other children present in the scene. That would seem to come under:

    (b) an act of masturbation by, of, involving or in the presence of a child;

    A BBFC version would be exempt, but a screenshot or clip would not be exempt. As for Lost Girls and Watchmen, I was quoting the Independent article. For Lost Girls, they say:

    Certain pages in the novels could fall foul of the new law because it currently defines a child as under 18-years of age. This is problematic because many of the women's sexual experiences in The Lost Girls occur in their late teens when they are above the age of consent but still under 18-years-old.

    If the book depicts them during sexual acts, it would come under the definitions. For Watchmen:

    There are even fears that Watchmen, one of the industry's most critically acclaimed graphic novels, could risk being banned because one of the main superheroes sees his mother having sex when he is a young child.

    Since the law states this is illegal, I don't see how this is incorrect or alarmist.

    If this law simply means possession of child porn is illegal regardless of how it was produced, I'm fine with it.

    And how on earth do you define the difference between "porn" and "not-porn" - are you sure your interpretation will match up with the police, and jury of random people?

    Do you think it would be alarmist to suggest that joke Simpsons porn will be made illegal too? Because that already happened in Australia. Or do you think it's right for that to be illegal to possess?

    And what do you have against porn? Another problem with this law is images that are intended to be porn, but are not pedophilic, but could still be caught by the law, since it explicitly covers images of people over the age of consent (16-17 year olds, and any adults with a "predominant impression" of someone under 18). Add to that the difficulties of judging age from a cartoon or sketch, then things such as Hentai, or BDSM porn that features school room scenes (even if it's intended to be a drawing of adults role-playing schoolgirls, a pretty cliche fetish, it might be deemed illegal because the school scene and uniforms give the impression of someone under 18).

    In practice, I suspect that a copy of Watchmen owned in book form would be fine, but a screenshot or your computer out of context, who knows. And everything from joke simpsons porn (or how about this scene?) to hentai would be taking a grave risk to possess, or view online. Even if we agree that pedophilic pornographic material should be illegal to possess (and even there, I see no justification for doing so), this law is far broader than that, catching material - whether or not it happens to be porn - is clearly not about pedophilia. That's not "alarmist", it's exactly how the law's written.

    And no - this law doesn't say that child porn is illegal. We're talking about cartoons, not child porn. It doesn't cover real children, and the definition of "child" isn't restricted to even depictions of children, but includes those over the age of consent.

  46. Then your child can go live under a bridge by Fencepost · · Score: 1
    While you probably don't live in Miami, talk with your child about the possible future issues he'll face. Were he to kill said girlfriend, the odds are good that in 10-15 years he'd be just another member of society (though perhaps unable to vote or own guns depending on where he lived). If he produces a nude drawing of her and it gets out (lost sketchbook?), chances are fair that he's going to have problems that will just continue to increase over time - after all, who wants to defend the sex offenders? Just ask the Miami sex offenders still living under bridge.

    If I had kids and one ended up with criminal charges like the currently-fashionable "sexting" ones, I'd do anything possible to fight any outcome that ended up including a "sex offender" status.

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  47. National Socialist Britain by haggus71 · · Score: 1

    Ah, how the mighty who created the Magna Carta have fallen. Every time I think things have gotten bad here, I just have to look across the pond at the hidden cameras, warrantless searches and censorship laws, and know it's not that bad here.

    Ironic that the guy who created V for Vendetta will have a comic of his censored in Britain.

  48. Mmm? What is this you are talking about: by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    Should google this...

    You bastard!

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  49. You just don't get do you? by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OTHERS WILL MISINTERPRET THIS ON PURPOSE!

    The MOMENT you allow a matter of taste "obscene" to be part of law then you can just wait for SOMEONE to classify something as obscene that you don't agree with.

    Jazz was obscene to the nazi's. Godwin be damned, either you have freedom of speech or you don't and if you don't want speech that you find obscene then you can't have free speech and sooner or later someone will find what you find normal obscene.

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  50. By Neruos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obscenity is about control of free thought. What maybe obscene to someone could be non-obscene to another. It is all based on the general census of people, which is wrong when it comes to objects that do not in the materal world inflect pain, suffering, physical or mental damage.

    Some people may find small chibi loli anime characters having sexual relations with an object, person or beast/creature to be obscene. Some people may find a small carrot with human like qualities being raped by a giant potatoto be obscene. Bias always exists when groups are used as a voting structure, that is the problem.

    I personally, do not like torture related media. Saw and all those movies, I find those to be extremely obscene. But thats just me. Obscene laws need to be abolished, because they criminalize non-criminal free speech, just like arresting someone in public because they said "f**k".

  51. Already happened. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check with France. It's actually illegal to set to pen imaginary accounts of such stuff.

  52. STOP VOTING FOR THESE IDIOTS by scurvyj · · Score: 1

    STOP VOTING FOR PURITAN MORONS Tell them to go stuff their babies up a goat's ass and fuck-off while they're doing it.

  53. Oh jesus christ. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is every first non-'Fr0sty P1s7!!11' comment on Slashdot now from an Aussie saying "Me too!!11"?

  54. questions from your favorite ac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree with saying cartoon sex is bad (I often get off to it). Heres the rub though (;) is it wrong to draw someone you know? What if that person is underage? Would it be harrasment? What if it made it to an art gallery? Aren't there laws against photographing someone? Would it be defamation? This has so many interesting problems.

    J

  55. law direction: Control! by lpq · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The point is not to prevent anything, but to use the current 'witchhunt'-flavor of the day (or generation) to implement laws that enable government to 'optionally' criminalize everyone to allow selective enforcement.]

    There is a threat that people might actually not break the law -- in which case, the power of a government is hampered in its ability to establish control through threat.

    If there are few laws, then when the government wants to silence you, people ask why. If the law is so complex you that everyone is a law-breaker, then when asked why, they can mumble something about US or State, or City (or whatever gov) code clearly says the person they arrested is a law breaker. They'll get a swift & speedy court date within 5 years with a public defender -- don't worry "ma'am/sir", justice will prevail.

    By creating a law that is subjective like 'looks young', they open a whole new avenue of silencing people they don't like.
    They also create new excuses to hunt for more 'violating items'. So how about we start treating all Japanese anime as 'suspicious', because they draw young looking sexualized characters in stories (even if the show is aimed at children,
    it's really all a cover for old perverts to look at forbidden drawings)...etc. blah blah blah.... Have to keep the laws up-to-date and current to go after 'technology', as drawings/computer art is looking more real all the time. The supposed reasoning for crackdown on child-porn, is that the children were exploited. But if the pics aren't real, where are the victimized children we have been hoodwinked into 'protecting'?

    It becomes another way the government extends its license to interfere in consensual adult activity that prudes want to regulate and extinguish so everyone is under their thumbs and as unhappy as those pushing the laws.

    *sigh*
    (what else is new...story of 'humanity'...)
    -l

    1. Re:law direction: Control! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The supposed reasoning for crackdown on child-porn, is that the children were exploited. But if the pics aren't real, where are the victimized children we have been hoodwinked into 'protecting'?

      Ah, but you see, the pics are based on real children: on every real child the artist has every seen. It's kinda difficult to draw something if you don't know what it looks like, after all. So by drawing naked children, you've suddenly retroactively violated every child you've ever seen, at the moment said visual contact occurred. It's the exact same thing how drawing violent images means that you've just threatened everyone you've ever seen.

      I should had been a politician - I could had gone far >:). I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing, thought...

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    2. Re:law direction: Control! by lpq · · Score: 1

      Ya almost got me...sounds pseudo logical, but here's the rub... Starting from the original "justification".

      The real "crime" is based on actual filming of children being forced to participate in sexual acts or being forced to submit to being posed in sexual or erotic positions.

      Stage ONE) is going after the perps committing the crimes (including the filming).
      The crime(s) all these laws are based on addressing are supposed to be based upon real 'young adults' (sic] to be able to know enough to consent to what they are participating in.

      Stage TWO) was to go after anyone who feeds the original "perps" -- i.e. anyone who views or trades in the images that the original perpetrators created. This stage, IMO, is already controversial, because, while it's true they are feeding the problem, they didn't do the original act, and I *strongly suspect* that most would never go so far as to actually participate, any more than the viewers of murders on 'news' or 'evening fictionalized crime dramas', would actually 'murder'.

      Prosecution of stage two as 'equivalent' to the stage-one perps, will (and does) create "collateral damage". Hurting individuals that are otherwise productive members of society that would never have done such harm to children. I suspect that while going after Stage Two "perps" (violators of stage-two laws) may address the goal of drying up the market for the original 'Stage One' crime, the majority of Stage Two violators are not those who would actually commit stage one, nor pay for images of real stage-one violations if they knew for certainty that was going on.

      It's one thing to watch depictions of murders that one knows are fictional -- its quite another to knowingly pay to watch an actual 'snuff film', where the victim (of any age) is really tortured, raped or killed. The fictional depictions we see every night on TV or at the movies. And pics of real victims are generally rare but considered 'news'. The actual filming of the event taking place only is seen by most as a fictionalized recreation. Filming and buying the real even would be morally reprehensible in that there was a real victim.

      Now enter Stage THREE).... going after anyone who creates 'fiction' about 'stage one', and consumers of such fiction.

      Stage Two was bad enough in that it inflicts wide 'collateral' damage as previously defined. Stage THREE targets a group that is nothing but 'collateral damage' (except by statistical random overlap of Stage ONE or TWO violators appearing in group THREE).
      There is no crime, but just to make sure we catch all of Stage TWO violators -- we extend the law to include the 'imaginary'/'fiction'. Stage THREE, to use a cliché, is prosecution of 'thought crime'. IMO, this goes well beyond addressing the original problem.

      Now we are creating laws based on fantasies and images...which I see as complete bovine-excrement.

      But it DOES further the goal of immoral governments to gain criminal and financial control over yet a wider range of citizens in order to further the government's own desire for unjust power over its people.

      The progression of harmful laws is allowed because of the 'emotional', 'gut' reaction about how horrible stage one is -- like Bush's war on terrorism being an excuse to violate normal US constitutional law -- it's an immoral use of fear-based emotion to allow arbitrary expansion of government power against groups that not perpetrators of any original crime -- only 2nd, 3rd or more, derivative crimes.

      *grrr*
      -l

  56. Re:Ban the Bible? BAN EVERYTHING! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes lets cure censorship with censorship! Surely that will establish a foundation for a golden age of human rights abuses by targeting scapegoats one after another until we're knee deep in our own crap with our eyes sewn shut throwing turds at each other.

  57. Be your own predator! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought there was a law that prevented you from testifying against yourself.

  58. Meaningless government quote by dugeen · · Score: 1

    "It is not our intention to criminalise ... the legal entertainment industry, the art industry or pornographic cartoons" grates the Home Office spokesbot. But we're stiill going to pass a law that does make them illegal.

  59. You people are all mistaken... by Churla · · Score: 1

    Many in here seem to think that this is the government in the UK being against comic classics and other graphic media which would depict these acts.

    In reality they're all HUGE comic fans. This is really just the first step in their performance art re-creation of "V for Vendetta"....

    --
    I'm a fiscal conservative, it's a pity we don't have a political party anymore
  60. The Bill does not do what the article says it does by shilly · · Score: 1

    Erm... I've just followed the handy-dandy link to the draft Bill and it appears that we may be able to hold fire just slightly on all our angry rants because the Bill contains some important constraints. The Bill does not make it an offence to have a pornographic image of a child (cartoon or otherwise). It makes it an offence to have a prohibited image. Prohibited images are defined to have *three* characteristics in the Bill: 1. pornographic, 2. focused on the perianal area or depicting various sexual acts, and 3. grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character.

    1. is taken to mean "designed to make the reader horny" (I paraphrase). Who's going to argue in court that the picture of a young Rorschach stumbling on his mother having sex with a john was drawn with this intention? Especially when 1. is further qualified to say that the test has to be applied in the context of the narrative.

    3. may be annoyingly vague, but it's pretty clear that it's intended to be a fairly high bar and that some images will pass the bar of both 1 and 2 and yet not 3.

    Now you know all this, please feel free to go on being jolly cross about the Bill. Perhaps you'll find the time to get cross about the data-sharing provisions and the secret inquest provisions, both of which are much more worrying to me at least, even though they've both been narrowed somewhat from the original lunacy.

  61. Oh My! by hurfy · · Score: 1

    We are gonna need a 'new thought of the day' or whatever the quotes at the bottom are called!!

    "We have art that we do not die of the truth. -- Nietzsche"