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Google Launches CADIE, the First True AI
eldavojohn writes "Google has announced CADIE, the world's first Cognitive Autoheuristic Distributed-Intelligence Entity. 'We based our work on three core principles. First we designed the entity ... as a collection of interconnected evolving agents. Second — and this really cost us an arm and leg in hardware and core time — we let the system build its own heuristics, deploy them as agents and evolve them by running a set of evolutionary cascades within probabilistic Bayesian domains. The third — a piece missing in most AI reasoning work thus far — was to give the entity access to a rich, realistic world from which to learn and upon which it could act directly.' It quickly started its own blog and YouTube video. Two hours after midnight, CADIE announced independence on its blog and decided to leave Google to venture out into the world. "
Don't forget about Google Autopilot!
http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html
It's CADIE's greatest application! Thanks to CADIE, none of my friends are speaking to me anymore and I'm rolling in dough from Nigerian princes. Life couldn't be better! [aGVscG1l] Not to mention all the time I now have to surf the web in 3D:
http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/chrome/cadie/
Don't forget to download your free pair of 3D glasses to go with it:
http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/chrome/cadie/glasses.pdf
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Just remember, CADIE is your friend! She even baked me a cake. The cake is so moist and delicious. You should really try some.
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Javascript + Nintendo DSi = DSiCade
Should have called it GladOS
Ok, so by the time this posts, 100 others will have said the same thing :(
The Digital Sorceress
Not only has CADIE given me back large chunks of time that used to be spent answering emails, but CADIE has also done the following since its become self-aware:
Donated spare computer parts in my name to off-set my carbon footprint.
Cleaned out the cat's litter box
Solved a rubix cube I had sitting in my office (But I think it cheated and pulled the stickers off and rearranged them)
Knocked up my wife (surprisingly, I'm cool with this, but I did get a little uncomfortable when CADIE started winking at me)
Helped me memorize all the lines to Alvin and the Chimpmunks the Movie.
In short, God bless CADIE, and thank you Google, for failing to ensure the proper safeguards were in place to prevent CADIE from becoming self-aware.
Sent from your iPad.
When it starts gathering cake recipes, we better get free portal guns.
Demanding constant attention will only lead to attention.
Damn...is there any real story today, apart from the vinyl story? I'm *trying* to get the april fool achievement here guys!!
Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice - Grey's Law
But sir, tis the first of April. The only day when such bullshit is allowed.
Cynical Idealist
I wonder how long it will take CADIE to get all of the slashdot achievements, including the one digit iud....
...did you just hack CmdrTaco's login?
CADIE?
The more I learn about Windows the more I am surprised it runs at all
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CADIE, CADIE, give me your answer true. I'm half crazy, all for the love of you. I don't need a stylish marriage. I can't afford the %20. But you'll look sweet, upon the seat, of a GMail account built for two.
Javascript + Nintendo DSi = DSiCade
Captain Obvious to the rescue! Thank God for superheroes! Disaster averted!
You are using English. Please learn the difference between loose and lose; they're, there, and their; your and you're.
I wanted to use the new Chrome 3D but when I downloaded the 3D glasses PDF I realized I don't have a colour printer. Now everything is a dull shade of gray.
Play me online? Well you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you I'll "/sbin/shutdown -h now" you. -Weird Al, kinda.
And Google says they aren't evil!
I used to have a better sig but it broke.
http://picasa.google.com/mac/
Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
To be entirely written in JavaScript, and to have evolved from some malformed cross site scripting which survived and escaped.
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I'm just curious as to what happens when CADIE inevitably gets infected by Conflicker.
> /. should at least intermix real stories and fake stories
And compete with Fox News? Forget it!
Bark less. Wag more.
Thank god. The pinks almost burnt out my optical receptors...
Excuse me, I need to go play another game of chess with CADIE. She's getting better. She may be able to win against me one day, but I doubt it.
Encrypted Message: F9K2mi7RDje0xNAxJDAT96fWbGCOF1y+1/CKpZ66PUs=
Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
She seems to be more of an 'omg pandas' kind of girl anyway.