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Diagnose Conficker With Web-Based Eye Chart

thomsomc writes "Joe Stewart from the Conficker Working Group has created an eye chart that allows for online identification of Conficker B and C infections. Using basic knowledge of the blacklisting that Conficker employs to avoid attempting to infect IPs that belong to popular Anti-Virus and security firms (including Microsoft), the group whipped up this very simple test to see if you can load content from the various pages. If you can see all of the images, you're more than likely Conficker-free. According to Honeynet, 'This detection method should be more reliable than network scanning based tests. Happy scanning!'" Related: Tech Fragments notes in passing that nothing much seems to have come of conficker's dreaded April 1 deadline.

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  1. Jon Stewart? by ender1598 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one that read it as Jon Stewart and then spent a few minutes trying to figure out the joke on the page?

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    1. Re:Jon Stewart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Haha, me too. Give this a !jonstewart tag.

    2. Re:Jon Stewart? by piojo · · Score: 3, Informative

      How can the first post be modded Redundant when he says something that is not a meme or a common sentiment?

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    3. Re:Jon Stewart? by Spazztastic · · Score: 4, Informative

      How can the first post be modded Redundant when he says something that is not a meme or a common sentiment?

      Because someone with mod points is either trolling or doesn't understand the meaning of the word. Just another flaw in the system.

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    4. Re:Jon Stewart? by RevRagnarok · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just another flaw in the system.

      Come and see the flaws inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being modded down!

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    5. Re:Jon Stewart? by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 3, Insightful

      the question is: how many other topics can we find that are !jonstewart?

      answer: 99% of them wooooooooooooo

    6. Re:Jon Stewart? by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

      No; the real question is, how many other tags do we need to add about what this is not? Clearly there should be a !stephencolbert tag as well as a !billmurray and !torquemada. Better add !natalieportman too, and of course !dmca. What else isn't this story about?

    7. Re:Jon Stewart? by httptech · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, as hilarious as the first hundred times I've seen that joke posted about me. Maybe I _should_ just change my name to !jonstewart...

      -Joe

    8. Re:Jon Stewart? by TheReverandND · · Score: 1

      Nope. Definitely not.

    9. Re:Jon Stewart? by Vu1turEMaN · · Score: 1

      That's what I was trying to communicate, but apparently I'm flamebait :(

      That hurts, slashdot...:( I was expecting someone else to dig up old articles with the name Jon or Stewart in them and say "Silly noob, these articles are more than 1% of /."

      Maybe yall are still venting after the internet sucking yesterday, but its no reason to take it out on me!

      *cries and runs away*

    10. Re:Jon Stewart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Go read what redundant actually means - it does not necessarily mean repeated.

    11. Re:Jon Stewart? by Bootarn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I love the sweet irony of including links to alternate OSes in the test. If those dissapear, is it possible that you're infected with a Microsoft made worm?

    12. Re:Jon Stewart? by moxley · · Score: 4, Funny

      This perfectly illustrates one of the unspoken rules of Slashdot culture:

      *If the sole point of your post is to either complain, call a moderation unfair, or ask for an explanation about a moderation, be prepared for your post to be modded in exactly the same way.*

      It's really a wonderful cultural practice, and is preparing interworldnettubez denizens everywhere for what they can expect when asking similar questions of real world "moderators" like cops and politicians.

      Let's all keep up the good work!

       

    13. Re:Jon Stewart? by Dreadneck · · Score: 1

      how about !sixDegreesOfJonStewart ?

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    14. Re:Jon Stewart? by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      I'm posting to complain about your unfair moderation, unless you can explain yourself.

      There. I expect this to be modded +15, Funny.

  2. sweet by rbrausse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    a nice, easy, reliable way to detect a conficker infection.

    great!

    1. Re:sweet by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Funny

      a nice, easy, reliable way to detect a conficker infection.

      As long as it doesn't get slashdotted... that might cause a new panic :P

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    2. Re:sweet by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I really didn't expect it to be something this nice and easy. I'm definitely going to pass this one around.

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    3. Re:sweet by solevita · · Score: 1

      It'd almost be perfect if it was for the fact that to make it work in the office I'm going to have to turn off caching on the proxy for that site. Otherwise everyone's going to pass now that I've visited on my Ubuntu powered laptop.

      It seems that Conficker's authors could get round the tests without any trouble too; just roll out an update that blocks everything from F-secure et al. except the nice logos.

    4. Re:sweet by RiotingPacifist · · Score: 4, Funny

      i panicked for a sec, im on linux but thanks to virgin media the bottom two images didn't load. thankfully the chart said: any other combo = shite internet!

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    5. Re:sweet by Jamie's+Nightmare · · Score: 2, Informative

      The site is slow, but I found a copy here.

      I'm going to make my own page based on this idea because there was no reason to put the stupid Linux and BSD logos on the page. That's just being a douche bag.

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    6. Re:sweet by imemyself · · Score: 4, Informative

      Assuming you don't use a transparent proxy, then you would still get false negatives. The "eye chart" test won't work with proxies, not because of caching, but because with a non-transparent proxy Conficker wouldn't see that your computers are actually communicating with the security people's IP ranges.

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    7. Re:sweet by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 5, Funny

      The chart or the virus?

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    8. Re:sweet by supernova_hq · · Score: 3, Funny

      Considering he is hot-linking images to 3 other servers, he is potentially slashdotting 4 servers with 1 link!!!

    9. Re:sweet by moose_hp · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reason there are logos there is to test that your browser can actually display images before you start panicking that you don't see the logos from the anti-virus. They are also good to compare download times in case that your Internet connection is just slow at that time.

      I copied to source code into an Apache server here, changed the logos on the lower row to point to images on the respective sites (instead of local images) and downloaded the "description" images. Works like a charm, we already found an infected laptop.

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    10. Re:sweet by smoker2 · · Score: 1

      Does it hurt ?
      I'm more upset he didn't reference the Logos at the bottom of the page. He did all the proprietary ones.

    11. Re:sweet by kv9 · · Score: 1

      I'm going to make my own page based on this idea because there was no reason to put the stupid Linux and BSD logos on the page. That's just being a douche bag.

      with blackjack and hookers? in fact, forget the page...

    12. Re:sweet by dltaylor · · Score: 1

      According to the chart, my Fedora/Seamonkey (with javascript disabled and no Flash installed) is possibly infected with Conflicker C?

    13. Re:sweet by Matt+Perry · · Score: 4, Funny

      shite internet!

      Just be glad you aren't using Sunni internet.

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    14. Re:sweet by hawk · · Score: 2, Funny

      *shudder*

      That's totally out of control. Page after page of shameless hussies lifting their burkas to flash their ankles!

      hask

    15. Re:sweet by Mozk · · Score: 1

      Since the images are each only 3 to 10 KiB each, I doubt it.

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    16. Re:sweet by soren202 · · Score: 1

      Until we find out that the page is really just a sick joke, and that loading the page really installs conflicker on your machine.

    17. Re:sweet by orange47 · · Score: 1

      I think it should work with proxies because Conficker blocks DNS lookup.

    18. Re:sweet by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Hopefully just the chart. ;)

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    19. Re:sweet by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      You FOOL! Never underestimate the power of slashdot!

  3. That's pretty neat by the_humeister · · Score: 1

    I'm glad the computer I'm using is not affected. I think it's funny how every few years the media picks up and runs with the new malware of the day. Remember that one that flashes the computer's BIOS? The one named after some famous artist?

  4. I see a dog. by memorycardfull · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dog with head split in half.

    1. Re:I see a dog. by interkin3tic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Funny, I see a penguin, a blowfish, the devil, and some boring corporate logos. No dogs. You must have Confiker R variant (Rorschach variant)

    2. Re:I see a dog. by EdZ · · Score: 1

      Remember the old adage about not explaining the joke?

    3. Re:I see a dog. by agnosticanarch · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was going to explain it, but I got caught up looking at the pretty butterfly.

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    4. Re:I see a dog. by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Funny

          Well, there are only two kinds of people in the world. Those with ADD and ......

         

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    5. Re:I see a dog. by petehead · · Score: 1

      I see a picture of somebody that is having sex with someone that got released from prison.

  5. Linux and OpenBSD too ?! by ZeroA4 · · Score: 1

    Yesterday there was an warning about an Conficker infection on an FreeBSD. Now comes the eye chart with links to Linux and OpenBSD! OMG! This Conficker is worse than I imagined!

  6. oh gosh, I am infected by godrik · · Score: 1

    My w3m can not display the images!

    1. Re:oh gosh, I am infected by zero-point-infinity · · Score: 1

      $ sudo aptitude install w3m-img
      Infection cured?

    2. Re:oh gosh, I am infected by Derleth · · Score: 1

      Mine can. w3m displays images just fine in both xterm and rxvt if it's built to.

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  7. Lynx support? by MrEricSir · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come on, it doesn't work in Lynx? I want my money back.

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    1. Re:Lynx support? by MBCook · · Score: 5, Funny

      Works here.

      You must be infected.

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    2. Re:Lynx support? by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      Upgrade to links. Srsly. I used it for some time on a lousy laptop with excellent results.

  8. If Conficker was designed by a security guru... by Khopesh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Because there is so much money to be made by botnets these days, it has moved from a "look what I can do" feat to a real business in its own right (legality aside). It is widely assumed that Conficker is among the first of a new breed of very carefully produced viruses and worms, written by professional developers who are paid quite well for their computer security and anti-anti-virus skills.

    This class of developer knows exactly how the anti-virus companies work. It should have been expected by the Conficker designers that their virus would be examined in isolated networks. The designers would therefore be able to take advantage of that (it's easy enough to detect -- no word from the master servers, no ability to further infect, etc), and that's what we saw yesterday. Planned panic for no reason. At this point, most people think Conficker is either no serious threat, or an April Fools' Day prank. These people could be very wrong.

    With the pressure off, infected machines are now able to go about their intended business, which could be sending spam, using distributed computing, farming user data, coordinated attacks of one type or another, or merely a conspiracy to protect computers from infections (a virally spreading anti-virus utility that you can't detect, stop, or remove? ingenious!).

    The merits of a secret anti-virus product are more down-to-earth than you might think; most high-end zombie masters write their viruses so that they can't be detected by users and so that they are the sole "pwners" of the system -- competition is bad in this field. What you end up with is zombie masters who are suddenly interested in maintaining your computer for you - virus-free (save their virus), clean, efficient. If this zombie master is your federal government, merely reserving the right to use ("draft") your system as a "minute man" for emergencies where your computing power or attacking capabilities are needed, that might be a fair "tax."

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    1. Re:If Conficker was designed by a security guru... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, they didn't plan on misleading the public about April 1st. Even the real(not PR driven) security researches didn't think anything bad would happen. The public and news sites were just using it as an excuse to make a fuss again.

      Conficker has already had a few of these dates, April 1st is just the date it starts actively looking for any future updates to the worm. As long as everything is going well so far, they won't update it.

    2. Re:If Conficker was designed by a security guru... by sweatyboatman · · Score: 1

      With the pressure off, infected machines are now able to go about their intended business

      bot-net performance anxiety is a new concept to me. what you're saying sounds reasonable, but the obvious question is why wait?

      there's no limitation that says that Conficker cannot be in operation while it continues to spread. It's clear that the majority of infected computers will never be cleaned (because their owners don't know/care). So why be coy?

      Even if we knew what it did, it wouldn't change the fact that the oblivious people running infected machines will remain oblivious.

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    3. Re:If Conficker was designed by a security guru... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      Because there is so much money to be made by botnets these days, it has moved from a "look what I can do" feat to a real business in its own right (legality aside). It is widely assumed that Conficker is among the first of a new breed of very carefully produced viruses and worms, written by professional developers who are paid quite well for their computer security and anti-anti-virus skills.

      This class of developer knows exactly how the anti-virus companies work. It should have been expected by the Conficker designers that their virus would be examined in isolated networks. The designers would therefore be able to take advantage of that (it's easy enough to detect -- no word from the master servers, no ability to further infect, etc), and that's what we saw yesterday. Planned panic for no reason. At this point, most people think Conficker is either no serious threat, or an April Fools' Day prank. These people could be very wrong.

      With the pressure off, infected machines are now able to go about their intended business, which could be sending spam, using distributed computing, farming user data, coordinated attacks of one type or another, or merely a conspiracy to protect computers from infections (a virally spreading anti-virus utility that you can't detect, stop, or remove? ingenious!).

      The merits of a secret anti-virus product are more down-to-earth than you might think; most high-end zombie masters write their viruses so that they can't be detected by users and so that they are the sole "pwners" of the system -- competition is bad in this field. What you end up with is zombie masters who are suddenly interested in maintaining your computer for you - virus-free (save their virus), clean, efficient. If this zombie master is your federal government, merely reserving the right to use ("draft") your system as a "minute man" for emergencies where your computing power or attacking capabilities are needed, that might be a fair "tax."

      Except there's nothing particularly new, innovative, or resistant to AV in conficker. Conficker came to exist long after the vulnerability it exploits was publicly fixed. It is trivially detectable with a wide array of different techniques, and easily curable. The only thing making it effective is public ignorance about the need to update, and exploitation that flaw is very common.

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    4. Re:If Conficker was designed by a security guru... by Khopesh · · Score: 1

      Except there's nothing particularly new, innovative, or resistant to AV in conficker. Conficker came to exist long after the vulnerability it exploits was publicly fixed. It is trivially detectable ...

      I don't disagree with your assessments, but that's not what I was talking about, either. The point is that we have no idea of what it can do. We know exactly how it got there.

      As to how this relates to a virus acting as an anti-virus: When I said not detectable, I meant from the perspective of the everyday [l]user, not a security expert or security software. A zombie master wants his/her zombies to be otherwise clean and operable with minimal intrusion upon the system, as this minimizes detection and maximizes the zombie's potential uses (for the zombie master, but also for the user). Suppose this intrudes less than more typical anti-virus software but provides similar protection...

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    5. Re:If Conficker was designed by a security guru... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you need to be a real expert to run AVG, or go to this website:
      http://www.confickerworkinggroup.org/infection_test/cfeyechart.html

      Conflicker can be removed, and should be.

      As someone who has had a PC for pretty much the entire history of the PC, I have never had a virus on an IBM Compatible.

      So I wonder how bad it really is.

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  9. Slashdotted scare by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Informative

    Clicked on the link, page unavaliable. A reload did work.

    Should be in the summary: If the page doesn't load at all, that doesn't mean you're infected, that means "Poor Internet connection?" If the page loads but some of the images don't, THAT is a positive.

    1. Re:Slashdotted scare by nwf · · Score: 2, Informative

      Same here. Reloading did work. Thankfully, I'm clean!

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    2. Re:Slashdotted scare by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Can't believe you guys. Clicking on an unverified link about a virus. Duh!

      No more dangerous than clicking an unverified link about anything else...

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  10. Thank god by diablovision · · Score: 4, Funny

    Whew, I haven't had that much relief since I accidentally ate that whole jar of exlax....

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    1. Re:Thank god by iknowcss · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think it goes "since I accidentally the whole jar of exlax"

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  11. Re:Very nice & interesting technique by bhtooefr · · Score: 4, Funny

    My HOSTS file uses data from reputable sources like STOPBADWARE.ORG

    Sucks when / is blocked, now, isn't it? :)

  12. Slashdotted by 56 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Looks like it's slashdotted... or my ubuntu machine has Conficker!

  13. This is gonna cause mass hysteria.. by gsmalleus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    when the page gets slashdotted and doesn't load at all.

    1. Re:This is gonna cause mass hysteria.. by crashumbc · · Score: 1

      I think it's already there... I got it to actually load 1 out of 6 trys

    2. Re:This is gonna cause mass hysteria.. by AlexCorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's already there... I got it to actually load 1 out of 6 trys

      Well that's why it's slashdotted... people are loading it six times!

    3. Re:This is gonna cause mass hysteria.. by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      If you just spam-click the refresh button, it will surly make the webpage run smoother! :)

  14. Mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Conficker Eye Chart

    Conficker Eye Chart




    How to interpret:

    If you see this above:It probably means this:

    = Normal/Not Infected by Conficker (or using proxy)
    = Possibly Infected by Conficker (C variant or greater)
    = Possibly Infected by Conficker A/B variant
    = Image loading turned off in browser?
    Any other combination= Poor Internet connection?

    Explanation:

    Conficker (aka Downadup, Kido) is known to block access to over 100 anti-virus and security websites.

    If you are blocked from loading the remote images in the first row of the top table above (AV/security sites) but not blocked from loading the remote images in the second row (websites of alternative operating systems) then your Windows PC may be infected by Conficker (or some other malicious software).

    If you can see all six images in both rows of the top table, you are either not infected by Conficker, or you may be using a proxy server, in which case you will not be able to use this test to make an accurate determination, since Conficker will be unable to block you from viewing the AV/security sites.

    F-Secure and the F-Secure Logo are trademarks of F-Secure Corporation.

    SecureWorks and the SecureWorks Logo are registered trademarks of SecureWorks Inc.

    Trend Micro and the T-Ball logo are trademarks or registered trademarks of Trend Micro Inc.

    1. Re:Mirror by Onymous+Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ha.

      Anyway, the page is a clever idea.

      Here's another interpretation to add to the list: Some of the sites that the page pulls images from are Slashdotted.

  15. Re:Jon Stewart by thedonger · · Score: 3, Informative

    And I sure am glad Taco et al chose to disable the italics tag

    Try the em tag.

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  16. Re:Very nice & interesting technique by Nos. · · Score: 1

    (or, conversely, "hardcode" IP-to-URL equations for sites I like to speed up access to they, &amp

    You may want to rethink that part. For one, unless you have pathetic DNS servers, I doubt you'd ever notice doing the lookups. And if just once, that IP happens to be down, or has moved, the time it would take you to figure out the problem, you'd have lost all the time you "saved".

  17. Useful in China? by Jamie's+Nightmare · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not really that useful here in the states, but would this work in China? Are any of these current URLs normally blocked anyways?

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  18. My C= is infected!!!! by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

    I tried the VIC-20, 64, 128 and Plus-4

    None of them show the pictures....

  19. Nothing? by blair1q · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Someone set us up the spambot.

    Spam was way down most of this year, until yesterday. Then it shot back up to where it was last year.

    Clearly someone tagged 4/1 as the day to start the spambots back up. Whether this is directly related to the conficker thing I couldn't tell.

    1. Re:Nothing? by Renraku · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I can't take credit for saying this as I'm only parroting it from another source, Fark I believe, but someone said it was well-known in the security industry that April 1st is by far the most common date for new malware to go live, and is also a common date for existing malware to update.

      Probably to maximize confusion.

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  20. Oh shit by atomicthumbs · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can't see the chart at all! Shit shit shit!

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    1. Re:Oh shit by sixpenny_83 · · Score: 1

      it's because you have image loading turned off. But you wouldn't know it, because that explanation is next to an image- showing no images. Which- coincidentally, should be marked redundant. Or is that ironic?

  21. It's not slashdotted, it's the end of the world! by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    Hey I saw a report on CBS news about how devastating this worm would be. So I'm sure that this isn't a slashdotted page, but the first in a cascade that will surly bring down the global internet!

  22. How long before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...Conficker is patched to allow access to these specific images from these domains?

    1. Re:How long before... by moose_hp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then we (it's open source after all!) modify the test to use iframes (ewwww... but useful in this situations) to actually load the full pages, once Conficker gets updated so it allows the pages, we move to actually downloading the patches with a message like "if the file doesn't download, you're probably infected", by the time Conficker gets good enought to actually allow the patches but modifing them on the fly so they are not useful (just random noise with the same size and filename), then we're screwed.

      Maybe I shouldn't give them ideas. I bet the author of Confickr reads slashdot.

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    2. Re:How long before... by Ian+Alexander · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe I shouldn't give them ideas. I bet the author of Confickr reads slashdot.

      Considering that s/he actually gets shit done I highly doubt it.

    3. Re:How long before... by Azuay · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent down -1 Insightful.

    4. Re:How long before... by mzs · · Score: 1

      Conficker messes with DNS not HTTP, assuming they did not want to DDoS themselves they would have to now build in an HTTP proxy (to pass three requests on and 404 the rest) and a firewall to not let anything out to those IPs other than TCP port 80, good luck with that.

  23. Pick your punchline by Comboman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one that read it as Jon Stewart and then spent a few minutes trying to figure out the joke on the page?

    Pick your "Daily Show"-style punchline for this story:

    • If we can diagnose computer viruses with an eye-chart, does that mean McAffee can tell me if I need glasses?
    • Users of dual-boot computers should consult the bifocal eye-chart.
    • Your mother was right! If your computer visits those nasty virus-infected pron sites, you WILL go blind.
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    1. Re:Pick your punchline by drik00 · · Score: 1, Funny

      I say this with love... keep your day job.

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  24. Re:Jon Stewart by camperdave · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What's wrong with the italics tag?

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  25. How long before they ruin this test by aarenz · · Score: 5, Interesting

    All they have to do is fake the images on their servers and this test is toast. Give them another 4 hours to create a work around.

    1. Re:How long before they ruin this test by wytcld · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not if they're blacklisting. Only if they're redirecting. And if they were redirecting they'd presumably already have fake site mirrors set up, including these images, so the test would have never worked.

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  26. Defective thinking. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    The people who made the chart apparently didn't think of server overload.

    They should have posted a list of 26 links and told people to click on the link corresponding to the first letter of their name. Or something like that. Or gotten Google to host the page.

  27. Oops by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Considering how quickly and effectively we managed to slashdot this helpful site, It's pretty obvious that we are the worms.

  28. Another option for the eye chart by fava · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if you can see the top row and not the bottom one it means you work at Microsoft.

  29. math pedantic by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    30 ms is 30 times faster than 0 ms?

    wow.

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  30. Irony? Just a bit? by irving47 · · Score: 1

    It's got to be irony when, the day after April fools day, the day the virus in question was supposed to "detonate" for lack of a better word, the easiest method of detection is THIS.

    Very cool.

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    1. Re:Irony? Just a bit? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      Only the newsies supposed that it was going to "detonate".

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  31. Interesting idea, but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    What happens when those six sites see that they are getting leeched, and pull those images? Chaos ensues as man + dog believes themselves to be infected.

  32. Re:Very nice & interesting technique by lilomar · · Score: 1

    literally, 30x as fast!

    :::PEDANT ALERT:::

    Actually, 1ms would be 30x as fast as 30ms, or 29x faster.

    Oms can't be represented as 'so many times as fast as" any number, but since 0ms is actually anything less than 0.5ms (assuming that you only have the one sig-fig) then we CAN say that 0ms is at least 60x as fast as 30ms, or at least 59x faster.

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  33. Ingenious! by gweihir · · Score: 1

    While technologically simple (or because of it), this is a truely amazing idea! One of these once-in-a-lifetime ideas, in fact.

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  34. Re:Very nice & interesting technique by Nos. · · Score: 1

    Ummm, yeah. First off, pinging the site tells you nothing except round trip time. Try something like 'time dig +short slashdot.org' Mine takes about 6 milliseconds of real time. Sure, the DNS server likely has it cached (which would be true of the OpenDNS servers).

    I don't know about you, but I wouldn't notice a reduction of 6 milliseconds. Even 30 milliseconds I wouldn't notice. Depending on your setup, your local machine probably caches the results as well, so you're likely only doing that lookup once a day.

    Lets say all 250 sites on average, cache locally for 24 hours, and you visit each site daily.

    250 * 6 = 1500 milliseconds (1.5 seconds).

    So if you hit every site, every day for a year, you've saved yourself a whopping 9 minutes. Congratulations. How long did it take you to setup those 250 sites in your HOSTS file and write the script to maintain them? I'm guessing I've got a few decades before you've "saved" as much time as those of us who haven't bothered with such a setup. Oh, and by then you'll likely have switched machines a few times and have had to have taken the time to move that whole setup over.

  35. Re:Jon Stewart by Mozk · · Score: 1

    Separation of presentation and content

    The em element provides meaning to the text in that you're emphasizing it, while the i element just makes it italic.

    It's like using <h1>Blah</h1> for a header instead of <font size="6"><b>Blah</b></font>, which doesn't mean anything. The first will also be interpreted differently from the surrounding text by text browsers and screen readers, while the second may not.

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  36. Rumour has it... by iammiscreant · · Score: 1

    That conficker.c blocks anything with conficker in dns request. There's another one here, with a simpler interface: http://iv.cs.uni-bonn.de/fileadmin/user_upload/werner/cfdetector/

  37. Re:Very nice & interesting technique by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean when /. is blocked, I meant when / is blocked.

  38. Re:Jon Stewart by thedonger · · Score: 1

    Separation of presentation and content [etc.]

    Disco.

    If I could transfer my mod points to you I would.

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  39. Re:Jon Stewart by camperdave · · Score: 1

    I didn't mean what's wrong from a philosophical viewpoint. Someone asserted that the italics tags were not working, and I was pointing out that they were.

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  40. Nos you are full of it by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    Round trip time back from a DNS server is what is in question and I also see a 30 millisecond reply back here after pinging slashdot.org also. I don't have whatever toolkit you are using online in Windows 2000, and I think you are only trying to defend your erroneous reasoning by attempting to cut back down to 6 milliseconds from the 30 or more millisecond returns most people will see when resolving the url for slashdot to its ip address (which ping can do), only on your part via somekind of script kiddie madness that I am not aware of via your statement of 'time dig +short slashdot.org' (what exactly is that? Somekind of half-baked scripting language that most people don't have online via some second rate programming toolkit??). Given that I think your statement is complete horse maneur, it's more like he is saving 45 minutes or more a year as far as speed. I also note you won't even try to touch the security benefits of a hosts file though. Funny that.

    1. Re:Nos you are full of it by Nos. · · Score: 1

      You're probably trolling, but anyways, round trip ping to slashdot tells you nothing. How about a round trip ping to your DNS server. I'll bet its a lot less.

      Secondly, the command I suggested should work just fine on any linux based system. I don't believe there is an equivalent to 'time' in the windows world (at least not by default), but nslookup will do more or less what dig does.

      Even if you are the same guy that wrote the script, and it took 3 days (say 20 hours), and if it saves 45 minutes a year, it would take about 27 years for you to actually save any time. That's assuming that you never have to move or tweak your setup.

      Maintaining a hosts file for the purpose of speeding up DNS lookups isn't really going to help you out.

  41. My Improved version by geoff_smith82 · · Score: 1

    Here is my improved version of the test... With proxy detection and text result output.

    Conficker Tester

  42. Re:Very nice & interesting technique by MEK_LoveBug · · Score: 1

    I would have to say that if stopbadware.org is blocking that website you mentioned, then the odds are strong it must be bad.

  43. Re:Very nice & interesting technique by Nos. · · Score: 1

    I'm not talking about ad banners, blacklisting sites to 127.0.0.1 or that sort of thing, just the basic time savings of having something like '216.34.181.45 slashdot.org' in your hosts file. The math doesn't add up. You won't save any time in the long run. I'm also assuming that a look up in the HOSTS file takes 0ms (which isn't actually true, but we'll stick with it).

    If you really understand how DNS (and web surfing) works, you'll see that you're not saving any time, and you're giving up features that DNS provides.

    Its not a bad idea for blacklisting sites, but don't fool yourself, you're not saving any time.

  44. Re:Very nice & interesting technique by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

    If / is blocked by StopBadware, all sites with a / anywhere in the URL get blocked.

    Now realize that all sites HAVE a / anywhere in the URL.

    And that that actually happened once, at least on Google's copy of the StopBadware database. ;)

  45. Re:Tried your test, you'd have lost your bet... by Nos. · · Score: 1

    First off, I agree with the security benefits, I never suggested there was anything wrong with those. I'm talking about the 250 sites your "saving" time on by doing the look ups in your hosts file.

    My facts still stand. It will take you 27 years to start saving any time, and that's assuming you don't have to tweak your setup at all, or even move it to another machine.

  46. Re:Oh, goody! by jc42 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you're right. But compiling a linux kernel is easier than some of the things that I see her attempting to do with Windows. ;-)

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  47. Re:First you admit speed gains, & then not? by Nos. · · Score: 1

    First off, the article you quote talks about getting the speed gains specifically because he is not loading ad banners and the like. I never denied that. I never denied the security benefits. I agree with all that.

    What I'm saying is that in all reality you will not save net time when adding your favourite websites to your hosts file. As for running a local DNS server, there's no real advantage to that unless you have other needs outside this discussion. Its not like ever home user has a DNS server running.

    Its apparent that you really don't understand what I'm trying to explain to you. If you actually think your saving time, then be happy with your amazing setup.

  48. Re:Whoops: SMALL correction... by Nos. · · Score: 1

    Ahh, but its not zero time for a lookup is it?

    My point is, the time you invested in this setup will take 27 years to actually save you time. And that's only if you hit every site every day. If you only view 1/2 those sites every day, it'll take 54 years. And that's assuming you have the same computer for all those years, and never have to manually change anything.

  49. Re:Not zero, but less than 30ms by Nos. · · Score: 1

    Why are you still arguing irrelevant points?

  50. Re:Why are you left with nothing to stand on? by Nos. · · Score: 1

    It will take you over 30 years (and more than likely significantly longer than that) to save any time by having your favorite sites in your hosts file. That is what my point is and you have yet to refute that.

  51. Re:Why are you left with nothing to stand on? by Nos. · · Score: 1

    1. I've only ever been referring to placing your favourite sites in your hosts file. Any arguments regarding the other sites to reduce ads/malicious sites, etc. is simply a red herring.

    2. You said your self it took you 3 days to set this up. I later pointed out that I'm estimating that has 20 hours of work.

    3. The most you will save in time is 30 milliseconds per site per day.

    4. Assuming you never invest any more time in your setup to maintain it or move it to another machine, you will only save 45 minutes of time per year. And that's only if you visit each of your 250 sites every day.

    5. Given your initial investment of 20 hours, it will take you nearly 30 years to recoup your investment.

  52. Re:Why are you left with nothing to stand on? by Nos. · · Score: 1

    The speed gains in the securityfocus article are a result of the blocked ads. Read it again.

    You have yet to refute my point that it will take you AT LEAST 27 years to actually save any time.

  53. Re:This code proves you wrong, 2 ways... apk by Nos. · · Score: 1

    You do realize that in all my calculations, I've considered your lookup in your hosts file to take 0 time. All my calculations are using the time you told me of 30ms to do a lookup from your DNS server. So all your "proof" of faster lookups via a hosts file I've already agreed.

    But you've invested more time in your setup then it will save you in the long run.

  54. Re:Thus, You have agreed I was correct on ALL poin by Nos. · · Score: 1

    Do you even read my posts?

    The time you invested in putting your 250 sites in your hosts file will take decades to pay back. I've never debated that there are security benefits to placing pointers to 127.0.0.1 in your hosts file. I've never disagreed that putting ad sites in your hosts file will speed up browsing.

    I'm only discussing the 250 favourites sites you have. You don't seem to be able to understand that.

  55. Re:What EXACTLY is your background in this field? by Nos. · · Score: 1

    I'll state this once more in a different way and maybe you'll understand.

    You have invested at least 20 hours in your setup. That puts you in the hole at 20 hours.

    If you visit every one of your 250 sites in a day, you'll have saved seven and a half seconds that day. 20 hours/7.5 seconds is 9600 (20 hours * 60 minutes * 60 seconds). That means it will take you 9600 days of surfing every one of your 250 sites to make up the time you invested in your setup. (That's over 26 years). Now if you only visit 125 of those sites every day, it will take over 52 years to make up that time.

    As far as your lookup time now in your hosts file, I'm counting that time as zero. Nothing, instantaneous. I'm giving you the best possible circumstances here to make your solution actually save time. If I was counting it against you, I'd reduce the 30ms and say your were only saving 29ms (or whatever).

    Its clear you can't or won't understand what I'm trying to communicate to you. The time and effort involved in putting a list of your favorite sites into a host file will not realistically save you time in the long run. Its too much of an up front investment of your time.

    What do my qualifications matter? You've yet to argue any of the facts I've posted above. Arguing the time it takes to do a lookup in your hosts file is pointless since I'm not counting that as taking any time. Arguing security benefits is pointless because I agree they are there (though I believe there are better ways).

  56. Re:You asked if I read your posts? Ok... by Nos. · · Score: 1

    I give up. You've invested 20 hours in your setup. You will not recover that time.

  57. Re:Trying to save face isn't working, so you gave by Nos. · · Score: 1

    You seem very intent on posting tons of irrelevant information.

    As I've said and you've agreed, you'll not recover the time you've invested. If you use a trusted DNS server, you virtually eliminate poisoning. I work (and have certifications) in IT Security. I know what I'm talking about.

    You also lose all the advantages that DNS offers.

    If you're happy with your setup, great, keep using it. But its not a good solution. Even the security benefits you claim can be had far easier. The same goes for ad blocking. OpenDNS blocks a lot of malware sites. Plugins for firefox virtually eliminate ads. All of that takes a few minutes to setup. If you want to waste days of your time that requires maintenance and doesn't offer any real improvements, go right ahead.

  58. Re:Just answer questions #1, #2, & #3 here, ok by Nos. · · Score: 1

    1) Hard coding your favourites into your hosts file will save time on lookups, I've never debated that fact. What I've said is the time invested isn't worth it. You still refuse to address that other than saying its your time and you'll do with what you like. Fine... but others should be aware that in the long run it won't save them any time and could cost them time.

    2)Who cares how long it takes your script to run. My point has been how long it took for you to do the coding and the testing, and migrate your setup to other machines.

    3)So your telling me that your senses are so fine tuned that when you type http://slashdot.org/ (or click a bookmark) you can tell a difference of .03 seconds in the load time of the site? Wow... I'm impressed.

  59. Re:Just answer questions #1, #2, & #3 here, ok by Nos. · · Score: 1

    Oh, and by the way. I've done a fair bit of coding in my day. I wrote several hundred thousand lines of code that runs a busy web hosting company's control panel. Interfacing with mail servers, ftp servers, dns servers, web servers, datbase servers, etc. It does incremental backups that are restorable by the user. I custom built the database backends. Its also useable by resellers to create custom frontends. It handles the frontend for billing (and I helped with the backend billing). That's one coding project I did. There've been many others and even though I'm no longer in a programming position I still find myself doing some coding.

    I've been working professionally in IT for enough years. I've done security research at a University, and am now employed by a mid-sized telecommunications company as a lead IT security person. I've received awards from other IT managers in the company for finding and recommending fixes to security issues.

    I'm the lead IT person on our PCI-DSS compliance project. I'm the lead IT person on our AV, IPS, and DLP implementations.

    I've assisted on investigations on possible breaches.

    I've written custom applications to do log analysis on our internal custom apps.

    Question my qualifications all you want, and try to change the subject, and manipulate what I said all you want. It doesn't make you right, or distract from the points I've made. First, very few people are going to notice a savings of 30ms on the load time of their favourite sites (and that savings is only the FIRST time its loaded that day - depending the cache times). It doesn't change the fact that by using your setup, they lose a lot of the features that DNS provides.

  60. Re:Proofs on YOUR end, possibly? I have 10++... ap by Nos. · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to waste my time on this anymore. You continually bring up security and performance gains from blocking ads. I've never disagreed with either point. I AGREE with them, though I think there are better ways to do it.

    I'll stand by my point that hard coding your favourites sites into your HOSTS file is neither a timesaver (in the long run) nor is it particularly beneficial. If you believe it is, great. Have fun with it.

    I won't be replying again.