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April Fools Sees Fake Extra Millions For Users of Brokerage Site

Upstart online brokerage site Zecco had an unfortunate April Fool's day snafu that they are claiming was an honest mistake. Users logged on to find larger balances than they should have, sometimes millions of dollars extra, and many of those users started trading with the nonexistent money. Happy April Fool's Day. "... when Zecco realized it, the company apparently started to force sell, even at a loss, charging the losses to the customers along with a '$19.99 broker-assisted trading fee.' Oops."

280 comments

  1. Once again... by actionbastard · · Score: 5, Funny

    the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor. - Dr. Zoidberg

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    1. Re:Once again... by kabocox · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Hmm, sounds like someone may be going out of business shortly.

    2. Re:Once again... by Workaphobia · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You didn't even refrigerate it, you spineless lobster!

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    3. Re:Once again... by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      wooo wooo wooo!

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    4. Re:Once again... by brackishboy · · Score: 1

      YOU had to bring SPINES into this!

  2. Wow! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's like a performance art piece about our worm-riddled crony capitalist mess!

    Quit making excuses guys, and head on down to the gallery...

    1. Re:Wow! by bombtime · · Score: 1

      you said a mouthful!

  3. Anything to do with by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    Conficker? Or just some programmers/administrator's Easter Egg?

    1. Re:Anything to do with by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Poorly done April Fools joke. They weren't smart enough to think it through to the logical conclusion. They give people huge fake balances. People have no obvious way of knowing they're fake. People do what people do - use the money.

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    2. Re:Anything to do with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Poorly done April Fools joke.

      Come on. Anyone with half a brain could figure out that no financial company would do something like that just for a "joke". Their liability for lawsuits and shit would be so obvious that they wouldn't even dream of doing that.

      However, it would be more likely that it could have been an April Fools' joke of some idiot employee thinking it was funny to do such a thing without company approval. And according to their press release, likely was thrown out the door.

      From their press release...

      On April 1, 2009, one of our vendors provided Zecco Trading with an incorrect data feed which caused some customers to see erroneously high buying power.

      [...]

      Additionally, we want to make it clear that contrary to some reports, this was not in any way intentional and was not an April Fool's joke.

    3. Re:Anything to do with by GooberToo · · Score: 4, Informative

      People have no obvious way of knowing they're fake. People do what people do - use the money.

      And people who have done the same type thing with ATMs find they are fully responsible for their spending habits. If today you have $1,000 in the bank and tomorrow you find $1,000,000 in your account, it is rather obvious you didn't just make $999,000 dollars over night. If you spend it, you just spend dollars out of your original $1,000 and not out of your desired $999,000. If you go in the negative, you're still responsible for the negative balance. At least that's how the courts have treated these cases in regards to ATMs. And guess what, they even had to pay their applicable ATM fees.

    4. Re:Anything to do with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is rather obvious you didn't just make $999,000 dollars over night.

      How many dollars dollars did you make?

    5. Re:Anything to do with by wakingrufus · · Score: 1

      60 billion double-dollars

    6. Re:Anything to do with by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't read the article, but I trade and I can tell you that is a load of BS. Bad data cannot give you 'buying power' or leverage.. it can only make you win or lose large amounts of money because it puts the market price far from where you entered your trade. In most cases, spikes will cause people to lose or close out of their positions. And data providers are usually synthetic, i.e., you don't get data from one source.

      This is all very fishy.

    7. Re:Anything to do with by furby076 · · Score: 1

      The only reason we think it is an april fools day joke is because the story submitter, and /. editor who approved it, are retarded for making a "sensational" topic. With /. submitters/editors doing that, and not getting paid, can you really blame the media - who are getting paid?

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    8. Re:Anything to do with by Quirkz · · Score: 2, Informative

      On the other hand, if you think you have somewhere between $3400 and $3800 in the bank and you're not quite sure, and then your ATM says, no, you have $3964.01 in there, it may not be apparent that there's been a glitch giving you an extra $500. Or were all cases so ridiculously out of balance that it should have been clear to everyone their money couldn't possibly be right?

  4. What language should we use for our site? Perl OK by neo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously. I thought all financial institutions had given up on using Perl for their back-end systems. One misplaced _$ and suddenly everyone is swimming in money.

    Next time use a strict typing language like Haskell.

  5. marketing by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I'm guessing some coke-head in marketing/sales dreamed this one up to get free press about the site. Nobody in IT or Finance would conceive of a "joke" so stupid.

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  6. Not an April Fools Prank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.zecco.com/blogs/zeccopulse/Setting-The-Record-Straight.aspx

    The company is rather adamant that it was not a prank, but a mistake that just happened on that day.

    1. Re:Not an April Fools Prank by mosch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nonsense. Mistakes can happen on the other 364 days, but on April 1st they are all purposeful pranks!

    2. Re:Not an April Fools Prank by clarkkent09 · · Score: 1

      I think they'd be better off claiming that it WAS a prank even if it wasn't. If I was their customer I might have more understanding for an April's fool joke that went bad (assuming appropriate people are fired) than for the fact that their system is so flawed that customer's balances were off by millions of dollars by mistake.

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    3. Re:Not an April Fools Prank by sloth+jr · · Score: 1

      I'd prefer my brokerage be honest, regardless of how their customers treat them when receiving bad news.

  7. Free Ride! by smartr · · Score: 2

    The mountain is high, the valley is low
    And you're confused 'bout which way to go
    So I flew here to give you a hand
    And lead you into the promised land

    So, come on and take a free ride (free ride)
    Come on and take it by my side
    Come on and take a free ride

    1. Re:Free Ride! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a second I thought you were quoting a scripture...

      Slashdot: Where maladjusted dipshits with political agendas go to post their offtopic partisan whining.

    2. Re:Free Ride! by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Slashdot: Where maladjusted dipshits with political agendas go to post their offtopic partisan whining.

      Come on now. We all know that maladjusted dipshits with political agendas will post their offtopic partisan whining on any site with a TEXTAREA object.

  8. Joke's on them by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I logged in to Zecco 4/1 at around 9:30 AM... my cash-on-hand was off by about $1.6 MM (balance was 1.8 MM instead of 0.2 MM). I immediately instructed Zecco to wire me the excess funds... and the funds hit my bank account at 12:02 PM!

    As of today, the money is still in my account, but there is a hold on it. Apparently, the funds transfer was initiated properly, fully authorized... so my bank is holding the funds while I accrue interest on it until they determine final disposition.

    Oh hell, who am I kidding... I don't have 0.2 MM in an online investment account. Hell, I don't think I have 0.2 MM is assets, unless you include my wife & daughter, who I could probably sell for that much if I found a good buyer or if there was a bidding war.

    Oops... was that my out-loud voice?

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    1. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hell, I don't think I have 0.2 MM is assets, unless you include my wife & daughter, who I could probably sell for that much if I found a good buyer or if there was a bidding war.

      Pics?

    2. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this MM unit? Mega Million? Surely not milli million?

    3. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Did the dollar got so low that now we are valuing things in m&ms?

    4. Re:Joke's on them by johnsonav · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's from the Roman numeral for thousand: M. MM is a thousand thousand, or a million.

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    5. Re:Joke's on them by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Um, would the vale for the roman numeral "MM" be ... 2 thousand, like "II" is 2?

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    6. Re:Joke's on them by johnsonav · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, it should be. And, when actually using Roman numerals, it is. But, for some reason MM means million when used like this. Don't ask me why; it didn't make any sense the first time I heard about it.

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    7. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha. Smartie pants.

    8. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How much for the little girl? How much for the women?
      Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.

    9. Re:Joke's on them by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      What is this MM unit?

      Just as programmers have their own set of $LINGOISTIC_TERM, people in finance have theirs. Here are some more examples to help ease your understanding, and to translate from techian:

      M -- a thousand. From Roman numerals.
      P&L -- profit and loss statement.
      S&M -- Sales and Marketing. Unfortunately.
      C&D -- Cease and desist. Borrowed from Law.
      C&C -- an RTS, or a Music Factory. Must be disambiguated via context.
      $ -- dollar. Not string. Although worth about the same.
      $$ -- More than one dollar. Not a fascist police organization.
      CBA -- Cost-benefit analysis. Or maybe a basketball leage.
      ROI - A French king.
      DM - direct margin. Not a runner of a table-top fantasy game.

      HTH.

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    10. Re:Joke's on them by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Informative

      A million in Roman Numerals would be an M with a horizontal bar over it (the horizontal bar means the numeral should be multiplied by a thousand).

      However, this character (M-bar) did not exist in most typefaces when finance was being written about & published extensively for the first time (eighteenth century) so manuscripts we printed using a second 'M' instead.

      Since people learned notations from the books they read, the 'MM' abbreviation for millions stuck around, being passed into each new generation of printed books & pamphlets... it's still in heavy use in finance and accounting to this day.

      Yes, it's a legacy artifact, but I like it because it disambiguates 'M' from meaning million (as an abbreviation for million) or thousand (from Roman numerals).

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    11. Re:Joke's on them by VojakSvejk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I do have that much in a brokerage account, and like you, I transferred the unexpected bonus to my checking. There is a hold on the account, but if you can give me your account number, I think I can transfer the money to you, and I will be glad to let you keep half of it....

    12. Re:Joke's on them by PriceIke · · Score: 1

      > $ -- dollar. Not string. Although worth about the same

      Ah, but there's a snag, you see. Due to bad planning, the hundred and twenty-two thousand miles is in three-inch lengths. So it's not very useful.

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    13. Re:Joke's on them by johnsonav · · Score: 1

      And now I know. Thanks.

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    14. Re:Joke's on them by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Now that would be one badass April Fool's prank: hack into Ameritrade or eTrade, and change the interface so all transactions must be denominated in roman numerals.

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    15. Re:Joke's on them by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      ROI - A French king. Actually Return On Investment. Although "Roi" is french for "King".
      C&C -- an RTS Thank you very much. Now would you please define "RTS"? The only RTS I know of was an operating system that ran on the PDP-11. (Although I would guess "Real-time Trading System".)
      S&M -- Sales and Marketing. Unfortunately. Seems strangely appropriate to me. You need to really be into S&M to deal with them!

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    16. Re:Joke's on them by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      C&C -- an RTS My mistake. You were referring to Castles & Crusades, a real-time strategy game popular with Bush administration officials. So what does C&C really mean in a business context? Command and Control?

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    17. Re:Joke's on them by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Hey, what about the last one???

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    18. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see! There's our selling point! Individual stringettes - just the perfect length!

    19. Re:Joke's on them by Jarjarthejedi · · Score: 3, Funny

      Accrue interest in your account, not in your hand?

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    20. Re:Joke's on them by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I was referring to Command & Conquer, but Castles & Crusades works just fine.

      C&C in business is Credit & Collections, it's an operating unit responsible for oversight of AR.

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    21. Re:Joke's on them by ivucica · · Score: 1

      -1 LackOfSenseForHumor;PlusLackOfReadingBetweenTheLinesSkill

      kthxbye

    22. Re:Joke's on them by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Sigh... and AR means "Accounts Receivable", not "Anal Retentive". Although the two are not mutually exclusive.

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    23. Re:Joke's on them by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Sigh... and AR means "Accounts Receivable", not "Anal Retentive". Although the two are not mutually exclusive

      No, it's short for Ayn Rand, and the C&C department is usually responsible for making sure that all the anarcho-capitalist "Randroids" mind their business.

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    24. Re:Joke's on them by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Funny

      And now I know. Thanks.

      I made all of that up, it's a guess.

      Pretty plausible though, huh?

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    25. Re:Joke's on them by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

      I looked everywhere for a vidclip of Jake Blues asking "How much for the wife? How much for the children?"

      Wanted to insert witty URL here. No dice.

    26. Re:Joke's on them by Phroggy · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "How much for the little girl? How much for the women?

      Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."

      --
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    27. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome dude. Just awesome. Well played.

    28. Re:Joke's on them by Artifex · · Score: 1

      Came for this, left happy.

      Oh wait, this isn't Fark. Darn. :)

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    29. Re:Joke's on them by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      S&M -- Sales and Marketing. Unfortunately.

      As stated here, a rose by any other name, Stef.

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    30. Re:Joke's on them by mikael · · Score: 1

      Alternatively:

      C&C - Command and Conquer - a strategic battle game.

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    31. Re:Joke's on them by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      It means "I just discovered this thing called the internet and want to display all of my knowledge so that I appear smart to millions (MM) of people who otherwise wouldn't have any idea who I am."

      You can see why it is commonly abbreviated.

      Hope that helps.

    32. Re:Joke's on them by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      And in geek circles we just use SI prefixes without any regard to history.

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    33. Re:Joke's on them by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, it means someone was on usenet before eternal September.

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    34. Re:Joke's on them by adavies42 · · Score: 1

      srsly, there's a long-standing tradition of pluralizing abbreviations through reduplication--the most common one is "pp." for "pages", which is still pretty normal in formal academic writing. i expect that's where MM came from--it's just the plural of "M" (million).

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    35. Re:Joke's on them by ndege · · Score: 1

      You post regularly to wikipedia too, don't you?

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    36. Re:Joke's on them by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      If that was intentional, very nice =)

      'pp.' as an abbreviation for pages comes from latin, pagina plura (multiple pages). Adding a 'p' was the common way of pluralizing abbreviations (since p == plura), not duplicating the single-letter abbreviation as you've mentioned.

      Other examples: tsp (teaspoonus plura), tbsp (tablespoonus plura).

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    37. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And now I know. Thanks.

      I made all of that up, it's a guess.

      Pretty plausible though, huh?

      I was going to point out MM could be Asian Billion (million* million) vs Western Billion (thousand * million).

    38. Re:Joke's on them by anarche · · Score: 1

      Soo, whatchy'a doin' next March? Coz that sounds like one hellavu prank that I'd contribute to..

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    39. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol. Not a bad explanation except MM in roman numerals is actually 2000.

    40. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all those BBC TV shows have copyright date of BBC (C) MMIX are from the year 1,000,009 AD?

    41. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HTH.

      -- you missed one...

    42. Re:Joke's on them by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Well, I seem to be getting paid in peanuts...

    43. Re:Joke's on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SAPN- Slashdotters Are Pathetic Nerds

    44. Re:Joke's on them by steelfood · · Score: 1

      M -- a thousand. From Roman numerals.

      As opposed to scientific lingo, where it's K, or street lingo, where it's G.

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    45. Re:Joke's on them by trentblase · · Score: 1

      This bugs the crap out of me. If I say I have $1 M, NOBODY is going to think I mean thousand. And as to the GP, I always read that as Mega Millions and I hear the voice of the guy in the Lotto commercial. I guess Lotto advertising has really gone to my head.

    46. Re:Joke's on them by johnsonav · · Score: 1

      If I say I have $1 M, NOBODY is going to think I mean thousand.

      Well, that depends on who you're talking to. If you say that to an accountant, he might just think you mean thousand. A lot of corporation's financial filings have the M=thousand MM=million notation.

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    47. Re:Joke's on them by trentblase · · Score: 1

      That's why I don't hang out with accountants :-P Seriously though, good point. I prefer to just say 1ee9.

    48. Re:Joke's on them by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      s/Western/American/

  9. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Dan667 · · Score: 2, Informative

    use strict;

  10. What about those who were ahead on trades? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    TFA and the summary both state that the broker "started to force sell, even at a loss, charging the losses to the customers". However, they are silent on what happened to those who were ahead on their trades. Did they get to keep the profits?

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    1. Re:What about those who were ahead on trades? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative
      Here's TFPR:

      Except in a very small number of egregious and fraudulent cases, customers will not be responsible for losses (or gains) incurred for trades in excess of their buying power.

    2. Re:What about those who were ahead on trades? by cryptwhomp · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not sure that we can gather much great information from a blog that links to a blog that links to another blog ... why not have the /. link go right to the first article?

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    3. Re:What about those who were ahead on trades? by Intron · · Score: 5, Informative

      for those keeping track, its:
      - slashdot links to
      - techdirt links to
      - consumerist links to
      - mymoneyblog links to
      - zecco forums

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    4. Re:What about those who were ahead on trades? by Neoncow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So who gets to define what fraudulent cases means? Couldn't true fraudsters say "I was just playing around because I thought it was joke money!" ?

    5. Re:What about those who were ahead on trades? by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      I hear there's this guy named Zovi who can fix that for you in 30 minutes or less.

      Sometimes I wonder whether we'd be better off.

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    6. Re:What about those who were ahead on trades? by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      That's the real 'situation normal; all fucked up'.

    7. Re:What about those who were ahead on trades? by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

      for those keeping track, its: slashdot links to techdirt links to consumerist links to mymoneyblog links to zecco forums

      I always thought it was:

      - Slashdot links to
      - Metatron links to
      - God links to
      - 4chan

    8. Re:What about those who were ahead on trades? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for those keeping track, its:
      - slashdot links to
      - techdirt links to
      - consumerist links to
      - mymoneyblog links to
      - zecco forums

      Which makes this.. Really old news.

  11. I smell a huge lawsuit by Leafheart · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Let me see if I get this straight (understanding that the summary has a typo and should read they shouldn't have on the second statement. Or, and this is the link to the consumerist story.

    You log in your account and find a huge sum of money in their. Or, I hit the jackpot you think. Now you go and start using it for trade. TFA is a bit lightly on the details, but looks like this trades were go, meaning basically, market fraud. Not, to add some salt on all this, they go out to reverse the money, sell the stocks people bought at a loss, charge than the loss and ask for a commission??? I see lawsuits coming from so many points it gets ridicule.

    From the consumerist post: "west: ummmm, this is ridiculous. so i thought it was an april fools joke, put in an order for SKF, and it went through then Zecco just sold it â"-- more than likely making me take the loss please let me know if any of you experienced this! lol....and they charged me $19.99 for commission". So basically they did an April's fool joke, it went wrong, and they are trying to make people pay for their mistake.

    Impressive. They do get credits because you need a lot of balls to joke with the market after all it went through recently. And no, I don't buy the "honest mistake" line.

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    1. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by EvanED · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So basically they did an April's fool joke, it went wrong, and they are trying to make people pay for their mistake.

      They've retracted the charges & losses (at least according to them); I'm just going to guess that they were still present for a while while they were sorting out WTF happened.

      And no, I don't buy the "honest mistake" line.

      I'm not sure I do either... I'm going to guess "rogue employee playing April 1st joke". The company would have to be pretty damn retarded to actually go through the normal decision channels and approve this.

    2. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no way it was an April Fools' Day joke. You are just too small minded to see passed the date on which it occurred.

    3. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by ieatcookies · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I dunno. My problem here is that I highly doubt anyone cared to double check their investment first. This is the classic "oh shit, the bank machine says I have 100k instead of 10, quick, withdraw". In no way am I suggesting this isn't a mistake on Zecco's part. But people have a responsibility with their monies, and if you log into your online investment management system and see a number that clearly isn't right, you have a responsibility to take appropriate action. That action is not: WOO HOO LETS TRADE BEFORE WE'RE CAUGHT. This is likely a loss for everyone. Zecco may have pushed some monetary loss onto the clients, but this media is a blow to their PR and I'm sure they sucked up some losses too.

    4. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by Leafheart · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not sure I do either... I'm going to guess "rogue employee playing April 1st joke". The company would have to be pretty damn retarded to actually go through the normal decision channels and approve this.

      I'm going with the "April's Fool" not followed to the end. Someone at IT screwed it up and forgot to route the transactions with that money to an "Ah-ha page". Someone at finance forgot to put safe places to flag really strange movements. And someone at marketing screwed it up thinking about this.

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    5. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by Leafheart · · Score: 1

      Bloody hell, I need to get my proof-reading skills in better shape, so many spelling mistakes again.

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    6. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by Theaetetus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You log in your account and find a huge sum of money in their. Or, I hit the jackpot you think. Now you go and start using it for trade. TFA is a bit lightly on the details, but looks like this trades were go, meaning basically, market fraud.

      I think filing a lawsuit would be overwhelmingly stupid, because anyone who opens their account and sees the balance off by a million dollars should reasonably know that there's been a mistake. If a jury agrees, then you've got a case of fraud. File the lawsuit and the SEC will come down on you hard for 10b violations.

    7. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You log in your account and find a huge sum of money in their.

      In wheir?

    8. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

      Let me see if I get this straight (understanding that the summary has a typo and should read they shouldn't have on the second statement. You log in your account and find a huge sum of money in their.

      You've already gotten it wrong. The summaries bury the reason why.

      You log on, and the site says your "Buying Power" is several millions of dollars. However, your buying power isn't your actual cash or asset balance; it's most likely the sum of your cash balance and the amount of margin credit available to you. The cash balance is correct, but the margin credit available is wrong, by orders of magnitude. So they didn't actually credit you any more cash than you already have; they incorrectly allowed you to borrow several million dollars from them.

      But if you're not very financially savvy, and fail to understand that your "Buying Power" is not your cash balance, you might think you hit the jackpot. My suspicion is that there's a combination of them handing out margin accounts too easily, without enough customer orientation and screening, and the UI is not making it clear enough to users when they make a transaction how much of it is with money that's really theirs and how much is borrowed money.

    9. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by anarche · · Score: 1

      Funny. I worked in a bottlo a few years back where someone put the $20 bill tray into the $50 (in the atm) and visa versa. Some guy went to get out $60 and wound up with $150 - then came up to the counter, reported the error, gave us the $150 and took $60 in return.

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    10. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Ok, say I have $1m in my account. I log in and now I have $2m due to this business. Then I buy $1m in stocks. What happens then? Do they reverse the purchase?

    11. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Ok, say I have $1m in my account. I log in and now I have $2m due to this business. Then I buy $1m in stocks. What happens then? Do they reverse the purchase?

      I'd say first they come and arrest you and place a freeze on all of your bank accounts. After the trial, they sell your assets to cover the fraudulent purchase, and you go to Federal prison for 5-10 years.

    12. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Why? I could easily argue that the $1m I used was the $1m that was my money, not the $1m they added accidentally.

    13. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      Why? I could easily argue that the $1m I used was the $1m that was my money, not the $1m they added accidentally.

      And then the SEC will add on charges of negligent failure to track cost basis to the fraud charges and you'll go to Federal prison for an additional few years.

      Problem is, there's a lot of tracking and paperwork required for stuff like this, particularly when you get to that level of investment. And you can't claim ignorance - you've got a million dollars in the bank, so you're presumed to be a savvy investor.

    14. Re:I smell a huge lawsuit by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      I don't really understand what you are saying is illegal. They put $1m in my account accidentally, and I didn't do anything with it.

  12. First of all... by Ecuador · · Score: 4, Informative

    First of all, it obviously WAS an honest mistake. Even if they millions showing up as "buying power" were intended as a joke, the fact that the system allowed them to be used for actual purchases, most certainly was a mistake.
    Now, when you have a brokerage account and are trading stocks, you should know what you are doing and be responsible for your actions. So, when you see several million in you account, you should know as much to not start investing them. If it is not your money, at best it will be considered a margin trade which has to abide to SEC mandated rules. IIRC on a margin trade you have to have equity worth 25% (or whatever the figure is) of the security that you acquired on margin. Otherwise the broker has to automatically sell to cover. If you don't know things like that, you should not be trading at the stock market.

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    1. Re:First of all... by Leafheart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Now, when you have a brokerage account and are trading stocks, you should know what you are doing and be responsible for your actions. So, when you see several million in you account, you should know as much to not start investing them.

      Unless of course you see the date, think that it is a joke and start bidding with it to go along with the prank. If you go with the company "it was a mistake, sorry.", you can't blame the costumers for going along and pretend they had that money.

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    2. Re:First of all... by Reason58 · · Score: 1

      Now, when you have a brokerage account and are trading stocks, you should know what you are doing and be responsible for your actions.

      I think you would have a much stronger point if the root of this entire problem was caused by the customers and not the company.

    3. Re:First of all... by EvanED · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Exactly. Bidding because you think you'll actually use the money is stupid; bidding because you think it's a prank is at least somewhat reasonable. From the comments in the linked article, sounds like there were several at least who did this, and were quite surprised when they actually went through. Zecco is going to have a "fun" time sorting this stuff out.

    4. Re:First of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. Bidding because you think you'll actually use the money is stupid; bidding because you think it's a prank is at least somewhat reasonable.

      If you're some young guy living in your parents' basement who was playing around with an online brokerage account that only had a couple hundred dollars in it, then yeah, the whole April fools thing might seem funny.

      On the other hand, if you're nearing retirement and you've got enough in your brokerage account to live for 20 years at $50K per year - and if you've seen enough of life to know that really bad things do sometimes happen - then this wouldn't seem funny at all. You would recognize that the minute you messed with your account, the corporation would start to blame you for anything that went wrong.

      That is, bidding because you think it's a prank is only somewhat reasonable if you've got nothing to lose - otherwise it's really dumb.

    5. Re:First of all... by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      Nope it is not only about the company. If a bank accidentally puts $1 million in your account and you go to Vegas, you WILL go to jail. It was not your money and you knew it.
      If a brokerage puts $1 million in your account by accident and you gamble it away (What do you think the stock market is?), you are also liable.
      Now the $19.99 fee is pretty bad tactic on their part (although possibly technically correct) and I suspect they might at least remove that to alleviate some of the bad publicity. But they quite screwed themselves; for example I would certainly not trust them with my money on hearing this event, and I suspect many other people won't either.
      Having said that, I still maintain it was mostly the customer's fault. If the system gave them the choice to buy stocks like "Bear Sterns", "Lehman Brothers" or "Cyberdyne Systems", it would obviously have been a joke, but that was not the case. People gambled with money which they knew they did not have. Period.

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    6. Re:First of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any idiot who thinks anything in their brokerage account (or bank account, or anything of the like) is an April Fools joke, and then uses their account to make a transaction as an April Fools joke, needs to lay off the weed, get off their parents couch, and try out "the real world". (No, not the MTV show).

    7. Re:First of all... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Yes, because stocks don't suddenly change value.

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    8. Re:First of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you don't know things like that, you should not be trading at the stock market."

      this is stupid shit. I like how you're trying to undermine the BASIS for capitalism, like some stupid cynical washed up secret agent from the wrong side of the iron courtain. Let me tell you something: our side won. Your side LOST. You do not need to know ANYTHING. You can walk into a casino, place a hundred on red at the roulette table, or you walk into etrade and put a hundred on Google. You can cash out whenever you want. What happens inside the casino (or etrade) is capitalism at work, however much you hate it. THe fact that you can't commit all kinds of fraud OUTSIDE the casino is a different matter. But I wouldn't expect your vodka riddled mind to understand a distinction like that. Commie bastard.

    9. Re:First of all... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's not reasonable at all. I saw a balance of ~8.6M and thought what kind of bug is this. A few moments later it was down to ~6.9M clearly a bug. The other columns were correct.

      In other words, there's no way that it could have been legit while still staying within regulations.

      Plus just because it's 4/1, doesn't mean that people are obligated to put up a joke. Some things are sufficiently serious that you just don't joke about them. The people that were saying that it was a prank are the same ones that have been creating conspiracy theories and generally bashing the company for their own mistakes.

      I doubt that they'll get in too much trouble over this, the buying power they display is a guideline for the convenience of the consumer. It's a best guess approximation for how much a person could buy. Due to things like market conditions and volatility it's not meant to be authoritative in that respect. And no amount of screw ups on the broker's part are going to forgive what is fraudulent abuse of a bug.

      Zecco is righting the people that were acting in good faith, the people who may have gone over a few shares because of the bug, I don't think that the people that were going to buy a majority stake in GM will be let off that easily.

    10. Re:First of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, there are two major flaws with your theory. Any "bank" or "trading whatever" that plays "jokes" on their customer's accounts is not one I really want to be with. And secondly, if you're "pretending you have it" and you're stupid enough to trade on a non-existent balance _which will probably be executed_, you deserve to lose it.

    11. Re:First of all... by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Stocks are not cash. Stocks do not appear as cash on a balance sheet.

      The only way this could be a reasonable mistake on the trader's part is if a small amount of cash was mistakenly added to an account with a fair amount of cash already on the books, from dividends and deposits.

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    12. Re:First of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't know things like that, you should not be trading at the stock market.

      You just got 90% of Wall Street unemployed.

    13. Re:First of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, because stocks don't suddenly change value.

      True, maybe your stocks could have suddenly shot up in value... or you could be an option trader where, on the right day a $1 change in stock price can give you a 20x return (not 20%, 2000%), or you could have had an outstanding set of order to sell Apple at $100 and buy it at $50... All of that could happen. Or you could have given your broker permission to trade your portfolio for you. But none of those things will ever REALLY happen, because the stock market is where middle class people go to get fleeced in ponzi schemes by rich people :p

    14. Re:First of all... by furby076 · · Score: 1

      If you don't know things like that, you should not be trading at the stock market.

      Actually, the only thing I need to know about stock markets, to determine if I "should" be trading, is to buy low sell high. What you mentioned is a bit more on the advanced side of market trades. I've taken business courses, specifically in market trading and I've never heard that. Just a note I am no expert on stock trading by any means, but I am above and beyond "joe schmoe" whose only insight to the market is passing the stock section to get to the comic section.

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  13. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

    I appreciate a good Perl joke as well as the next Perl hacker, but if you wedge a "_$" into your code you'll just get syntax errors. Did you mean "$_"? That error (misplaced default parameter) I've seen quite often, mostly among Perl nubs.

    I can't comment on the frequency or trend of Perl back-end systems. Most back-end systems I've worked with are J2EE.

    Next time use a strict typing language like Haskell.

    Your ideas on type-safety are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  14. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by WED+Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

    Seriously. I thought all financial institutions had given up on using Perl for their back-end systems. One misplaced _$ and suddenly everyone is swimming in money.

    Hahaha, surely, thou art on the highway to Hell.

    Ducketh thou, the swine that thou hast cast your perl before will rise up and smiteth thee.

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  15. Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Screw ups like this is why I insist that all financial institutions that I have business with send me paper statements.

    1. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And how exactly does that help if there's a computer error? In the process of "generate document, print it, mail it to you", replacing the last two steps with "email it to you" has no effect on that crucial step one.

    2. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No financial institution that I am aware of actually emails you the paperless document. They email you a link or notification to log in and view it online with the option to download a copy. It is difficult to automate the log in and download process based on receipt of an email, probably beyond the ability of 99.999% of their customers. That means that there is plenty of opportunity for manipulation of the "paperless document" on their servers at least until the user actually saves a copy and I'll bet you that most users don't save copies - they view them and then rely on them being available online indefinitely.

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    3. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by eln · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Screw ups like this are why I never, ever spend money someone else (the bank, the brokerage, etc) tell me I have unless I can verify through my own records that I actually have that money.

      Despite what Monopoly may have taught you, there is NEVER a bank error in your favor. If a financial institution screws up in a way that benefits you, you can GUARANTEE they will eventually find it and fix it, and if you've tried to take advantage of the situation in the meantime you're going to get hosed.

    4. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by ca111a · · Score: 1

      If I wanted to make sure they don't change the report in a month or two, I would just download and save the PDF. The printed copy you receive is the exact copy of that PDF.

    5. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by tmosley · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Screw ups like this are why I hate April Fools with a passion. Anyone that works under me knows that if they participate in an April Fools joke at work that I will be very angry at them. Things that start as an April Fools joke can easily end in injury or lawsuits. Either the day ought to be a national holiday or it should be abolished. Some jokes are very funny, but too many end in disaster. One year I had someone give two weeks notice because they thought they had won the lottery, later the same day she came in and sheepishly retracted her notice. Imagine if she had quit on the spot, and said a few choice words to the folks in the office. I might not have been able to keep her on had her reaction gone just that much further...

    6. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Unless you have one of those banks that insist on using Internet Explorer for downloading or viewing the PDF file. Something that I'm finding out as I prepare my taxes. Whee!

    7. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      It is difficult to automate the log in and download process based on receipt of an email
      Not to mention risky and probablly against the terms and conditions of your agreement with the bank since the autologin would have to have your login details.

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    8. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by einar2 · · Score: 1

      Sorry but this is rubbish.

      The customer statements contain nothing which is not stored in internal audit logs. And these are signed and stored on WORMS. Sorry, to bust your paranoia bubble.

      Having the customer download the statement is based on the normal security infrastructure which was setup for ebanking anyway (cheap). Sending secured email is rather difficult (expensive).

      Yes, I work for a bank.

    9. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Despite what Monopoly may have taught you, there is NEVER a bank error in your favor.

      Not true. Back when I routinely checked all my bank statements, I found more than one missing withdrawal (meaning I withdrew or spent money and they didn't debit the account). I even called them up about it once. They said "we don't have a record of it, and thanks anyway, but it's not worth correcting." Usually, the error was less than $40, but I think I remember one that was one-hundred-something.

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    10. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by beuges · · Score: 1

      I have two cheque accounts and two credit cards across three financial institutions here in South Africa, and I get .pdf statements emailed to me for all of them. One of them packages them in some encrypted form, that requires my ID number to decrypt before opening up the pdf. The others use 'encrypted' pdfs, which require at least Acrobat 5 or something, however they don't ask for any sort of decryption key, so I am confused as to how the encryption actually works.
      Regardless, I'm sure my banks aren't the only ones that email .pdf statements.

    11. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by russotto · · Score: 1

      Despite what Monopoly may have taught you, there is NEVER a bank error in your favor. If a financial institution screws up in a way that benefits you, you can GUARANTEE they will eventually find it and fix it, and if you've tried to take advantage of the situation in the meantime you're going to get hosed.

      Not so; due to a screw-up on the part of a finance company, my property taxes ended up getting double-paid, once by the old bank and once by the title company at settlement. I arranged for the double payment to be refunded, but due to another screw up, the refund went to the new company (which hadn't paid it). The old company had already credited the money to me as part of the settlement transaction. The new company didn't know what to do with it, so they put it in an escrow account (the new loan was not escrowed). I didn't know what had happened, but I had the escrow balance sent to me, and put it in an interest-bearing account. About a year later, the old company must have done an audit and caught the discrepency, and sent me a letter requesting the money back. I sent it to them -- but I kept the interest.

    12. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Actually, there's zero chance for them to modify the paperless document. The auditing is just in way too many places for them to reasonably be able to pull it off. I know someone who left here to work at a bank, and he often complained of the security requirements there - an RSA keyfob is required to even access a server (which is done by moving your PC to a separate VLAN or something similar) and you only get half an hour before the security system boots you. Then there's the auditing. Oh, the auditing. Hell, the audit logs are probably "write once, modify never" type things.

      Not to mention modifying that sort of stuff would be highly illegal and get you investigated by some pretty high up organisations.

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    13. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      Your statements are sent to you on the back of a metaphorical postcard? (I'm referring to the unencrypted ones you refer to latterly). Doesn't this worry you?

    14. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      Sigh. Yes, you *might* get to keep the interest but that is all.

    15. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

      Bubble not burst.

      What is it about WORMS that you think prevents wholesale replacement with copies of all the original data except that of any clandestine fixes?
      After all, if they signed it once, they sure as shit can sign it again.

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    16. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by anarche · · Score: 1

      NAB - formerly the National Australia Bank

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    17. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by petermgreen · · Score: 2, Informative

      The others use 'encrypted' pdfs, which require at least Acrobat 5 or something, however they don't ask for any sort of decryption key, so I am confused as to how the encryption actually works.
      A quick primer on pdf encyryption:
      *pdfs can be encrypted with a variety of encryption algorithms, the algorithms range from resaonable to very strong.
      *to decrypt the pdf one of two passwords is needed the "owner password" and the "user password", the user password is often blank allowing viewers to load the document without prompting for a password.
      *if the "user password" is used to decrypt then the viewer is supposed to apply a set of restrictions set by the author. However there are tools out that that ignore this rule and let you do what you like with such a pdf.

      What you have sounds like a pdf with an owner password but a blank user password (like many pdfs you find on the web). Basically a pdf with restrictions on how it can be used (that only some software will enforce) but no security against anyone who has the file reading it.

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    18. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by Ambvai · · Score: 1

      And sometimes, those failures are pretty huge. I had a 20,000$ cash deposit entered in as a withdrawal once. (Thankfully, I reconfirm all balances after transactions or I would've missed the little W instead of the D on the slip...)

    19. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by wrook · · Score: 1

      Definitely not true. There used to be a bug somewhere in the CIBC (Canadian Imperial Bank of Commerce) computer system in the late 80's. If you deposited a cheque in the bank machine, it would immediately give you access to the funds. You could then withdraw the cash. But when they discovered the cheque, they'd put a hold on it. The bug was that your account would never go below zero. So if you had $0 in the bank, deposited a check for $450.30, then withdrew $450, you'd have $0.30. When they put the hold on the check, the balance would stay at $0.30 and after 2 days they would add another $450.30 into your account (for a total of $450.60).

      When I figured out what happened, I alerted them (with statements and everything), but they never took the money back. In fact it took them years to fix the bug and I often profited from it since I was always living paycheck to paycheck at the time.

    20. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by garwain · · Score: 1

      In my office, anyone using company equipment for a prank (when it affects system integrety) is in for hell! using spare equipment like a power supply to electrify a door handle is acceptable, as long as I'm well insulated (of course, I'm usually the one rigging the door handle, mostly to keep others out of the server room!

    21. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Imagine if she had quit on the spot

      Imagine having employees smart enough to make sure they've actually won the lottery before quitting. If only you had been able to get rid of her :/

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    22. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by tmosley · · Score: 1

      It's surprisingly easy make or modify what looks like a winning lottery ticket, what with Photoshop and all. I suspect that they bought a ticket the day after the drawing with the winning numbers from the day before and switched them out. It's an old con (which has taken in lots of smart people) turned into a practical joke.

      She was a highly valued employee, and I was in a panic that I was going to have to replace her on short notice. She had been here longer than anyone else except for the owner, and did the work of two-three people. Smart, capable people can be gullible too, especially when it plays on their hopes.

    23. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Sprint deducted $50,000 from my Dad's checking for a $50 cell phone bill. Twice. He got his money back after jawboning customer service to death. That's why I still pay all my utility bills with paper checks.

    24. Re:Why We Don't Need Paperless Statements... by einar2 · · Score: 1

      You think in technology and not in applicability.

      Just because it is technically feasible (worms are timestamped, but never mind...) does not mean that you can do it. To stick to your paranoid example: a manager (business) would have to make the decision to cheat a customer. Then, around one dozen techies are involved to execute this. Now, we are in a banking environment. People are used to control each other. Let us assume YOU are the manager making this decision. Knowing the corp. culture, knowing that there is infrastructure for whistleblowers, would you bet you career on all people involved to play along?

      Sorry, but your idea about the paperless customer statements is unreasonable. Against the believes of the tin foil hatters, banks do stick to the law ;-)

  16. Call me an optimist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...people aren't that stupid.

    More likely many of them realized "Hey, this could be an aprils fool or then not. I don't know. I could check it and get confirmation oooor.... I could act as if it wasn't and sue the hell out of them if this is!"

    While nobody should be stupid enough to fall into that joke for too long, no organization should be stupid enough to make jokes with large sums of money.

    1. Re:Call me an optimist but... by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Insightful

          I'd prefer to think Option C.

          If a person had $10k in the account, and it's suddenly $1m, spend it. Even if they have to resell tomorrow, maybe (just maybe) they'll turn a quick profit. so, you only get 1$ on that $1m, now you've just doubled your real starting capital.

          The big boys play this game all the time. They play with imaginary money, to make real money. It just burns them sometimes too.

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    2. Re:Call me an optimist but... by lazy_playboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And what happens when you're forced to resell at a loss?

      Just because my credit card company keeps increasing my limit doesn't mean I go and throw it all on the markets straight away. Note, this glitch was only on the available balance, not on the account assets. All this was was an error on the amount allowed to be borrowed... if there's anything the recent recession has taught us, it's that just because someone wants to loan us the money doesn't mean we should take it.

      Or am I missing something?

    3. Re:Call me an optimist but... by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      Three words: "Yes they are."

    4. Re:Call me an optimist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is slightly saddening to see such an astute comment written by an AC

      What difference does it make whether the author of the comment is an AC, or calls himself Sun.Jedi (1280674)? Seriously, I've seen similar sentiments expressed on other occasions, and I can't figure out what your point is. So tell us, Sun.Jedi (1280674), what's so special about your made-up name and seven-digit UID?

    5. Re:Call me an optimist but... by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Point regarding real-name masking taken. In this case, missed by a mile, though. The site has tools and features that I take advantage of and AC posts render them useless. I like reading posts and journal entries written by those I believe have shown humor or intelligence.

      Fair enough?

    6. Re:Call me an optimist but... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      ... which is exactly why I don't gamble, regardless if it's Vegas or the stock market. :)

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      Serious? Seriousness is well above my pay grade.
    7. Re:Call me an optimist but... by bitrex · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The big boys play this game all the time. They play with imaginary money, to make real money. It just burns them sometimes too.

      In the case of the "big boys", they were able to privatize the profits and socialize the costs to their hearts content after they had the Glass-Stiegel act pulled. They profited enormously off of trading imaginary money for tangible wealth, and burned us.

    8. Re:Call me an optimist but... by d3l33t · · Score: 1

      Call this a long shot but isnt that the exact motive that has ruined our economy? The 'big boys' are also just as much fools the small ones...

    9. Re:Call me an optimist but... by JWSmythe · · Score: 2, Interesting

          Exactly.

          Funny thing, if I stuck $100 under my mattress 10 years ago, I still have $100.

          They had $100, that could have become $10,000, but is now worth $1.25. :)

          I look at it kinda like Vegas. If you play, you get free drinks. If you're a high roller, you get your room comped, among other things.

          I sat down, and played a few games. When you play, you get free drinks. Cards are high stress, where other players get very upset when they lose and I win. Slots are ... well ... just a waste of energy. All in all, while you're playing, you get free drinks, but you're losing more than the drinks are worth. I evaluated the situation carefully, and figured out the better option. If I sit down at the bar and pay for my drinks, I still see people coming through. I still get the atmosphere, without emptying my wallet. I can drink and it costs me the drinks. I can go to shows and have fun, and when I leave, I still have money in my pocket.

          With the stock market, there are no drinks. There are no hot chicks serving the drinks. There are no shows. There aren't even prostitutes chatting you up between high roller moments.

          Why the hell would someone play the stock market. It's higher stress in something that you can't really win at. Your money isn't even tied up in the odds that the casino gives. They're tied to emotions of every other stock trader and sometimes even the performance of the business that you gambled on. Screw that.

          I started the day today with $200 in my pocket. I came home with $192. I bought my own lunch. There still isn't such a thing as a free lunch, no matter what people say. At the end of the day, I had nothing to do with the economic collapse of America. I worked. I got paid. I even spent $8 for lunch, which went to a small privately owned shop, not to big corporate America.

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    10. Re:Call me an optimist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mighty big difference between vegas and the stock markets. In vegas, mathematically you're giving your money away.

    11. Re:Call me an optimist but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...people aren't that stupid.

      I'm guessing you have never met any people.

    12. Re:Call me an optimist but... by tylernt · · Score: 1

      Funny thing, if I stuck $100 under my mattress 10 years ago, I still have $100.

      Actually, you don't: inflation has reduced the purchasing power of your $100 to the equivalent of about $78. That's why some people invest in stocks, bonds, and money market funds -- to try to at least keep pace with inflation. That's not gambling, though admittedly a lot of other people do gamble on the markets.

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  17. Generally speaking... by Grashnak · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... if a ridiculously large amount of money shows up unexpectedly in your bank account, rushing out to spend it wildly before the mistake can be caught is not actually the smartest of the available options. The authorities look disapprovingly on such activities.

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    1. Re:Generally speaking... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      ... if a ridiculously large amount of money shows up unexpectedly in your bank account, rushing out to spend it wildly before the mistake can be caught is not actually the smartest of the available options. The authorities look disapprovingly on such activities.

      Forget the authorities; the Russian mobsters who put it temporarily in your bank account look disapprovingly on such activities.

    2. Re:Generally speaking... by Selfbain · · Score: 3, Funny

      The real solution is to move it to a Cayman Island's bank account, skip the country and then rush out to spend it wildly.

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    3. Re:Generally speaking... by TheKidWho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unless you thought that ridiculously large amount of money was a prank and you didn't think you could actually spend it.

    4. Re:Generally speaking... by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      ... if a ridiculously large amount of money shows up unexpectedly in your bank account, rushing out to spend it wildly before the mistake can be caught is not actually the smartest of the available options. The authorities look disapprovingly on such activities.

      unless of course your are the bank, in which case that is exactly what the authorities are praying you'll do.

    5. Re:Generally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Odd... The authorities don't seem to even blink when ridiculously large sums tend to disappear from your accounts..

      Recent dialogue from a major bank..

      Sneezing Fee... $20.00 - to which I laughed..
      Which led to..
      Laughing Fee... $20.00 - which caused me to look at them funny...

      Which led to..
      Looking at us crosseyed Fee... $20.00 - which caused me to get pissed off

      Which led to..
      Pissed off fee... $200.00 - which made me mad enough to close my account..

      Which led to..
      Closing your account Fee... $(remainder of your funds)

      Thanks assholes!!!

    6. Re:Generally speaking... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      ... if a ridiculously large amount of money shows up unexpectedly in your bank account, rushing out to spend it wildly before the mistake can be caught is not actually the smartest of the available options.

      Smart, no, but fun, yes. Although, I would get my hairy ass out of the country before I started spending.

      The authorities look disapprovingly on such activities.

      Yeah, well I look disapprovingly on the god-damned authorities that instrumented this financial meltdown that we are festering in.

      And empirical evidence suggests that "the authorities" favor folks who spend money that they don't have: "The bigger the loss your company makes, the bigger the bonus you get."

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    7. Re:Generally speaking... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      At which point the authorities will "bail you out" with taxpayer money you get to KEEP!

      Or you are a mortgage holder who fell for $300K for $500/month, and now the authorities force the bank to eat their losses and give you a mortgage you can actually afford, rather than the one you'd should've known you couldn't.

      More taxpayer money!

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    8. Re:Generally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose it depends on what you consider "large". My brokerage account has a respectable amount in it. Not enough for me to retire on, but about three times my annual IT salary. If it swings by $10K one day, I really wouldn't notice it.

    9. Re:Generally speaking... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      These are not FDIC insured bank accounts, where you expect returns of ~1-5 percent per year.

      If I suddenly saw 1000x the expected amount in my stock portfolio, my first thought was that something I own is worth a hell of a lot more than I paid for it. Maybe there were rumors that a penny stock was suddenly in a bidding war between mitrosoft and IBM. Whatever. It doesn't matter.

      My first reaction would be to sell everything I had and invest the cash in something else (or cash out completely).

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    10. Re:Generally speaking... by Trojan35 · · Score: 1

      Unless you work FOR the bank. Then the authorities send you more money to replace what you lost.

    11. Re:Generally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can accept that a few people may have thought it was an april fools joke. However, I think there is a special "dumbass of the century" award to be collectively given to these people for thinking that a brokerage would start faking their clients account information during a trading day as a joke. I mean come on, use a bit of common fucking sense...it's a brokerage not slashdot or fark.com.

      My opinion? Almost everyone who traded with those funds knew it was a screwup and not a joke.

    12. Re:Generally speaking... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "ridiculously large amount of money" is open for debate. I get emails like that several times a day, so it would not suprice me at all.

  18. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by WED+Fan · · Score: 1

    Whooosh!

    Whooosh!

    Whooosh!

    Whooosh!

    A whole flock of them went right over your head. Check for droppings.

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  19. Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down'? by Bearhouse · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's true, we're doomed, I tell you!!!
    *reaches for tinfoil hat*

    More seriously, original post is here. They're claiming it was a mistake in a feed...

    http://preview.tinyurl.com/ca37sl

    An abstract...

    "The surge in "Buying Power" was an accidental extension of credit to the customers' accounts. Actual funds were not deposited therein. After the error was discovered, the mistaken credit was withdrawn. However, not before some executed trades on the lines of credit, including including one guy who bought over $1 million in shares. The company then acted to reverse the errors, saying on their blog, "Except in a very small number of egregious and fraudulent cases, customers will not be responsible for losses (or gains) incurred for trades in excess of their buying power."

    Wonder how they define "egregious and fraudulent"?
    *removes tinfoil hat, reaches for lawyer*

  20. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by EvanED · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you had bothered to read the summary, this was an intentional April Fools joke that went wrong. It has nothing to do with Perl and any lack of strict typing in the language.

    Are you illiterate? From the summary: Upstart online brokerage site Zecco had an unfortunate April Fool's day snafu that they are claiming was an honest mistake (emphasis mine).

    From the linked "article": Consumerist has updated their post with a message from Zecco claiming that it was not an April Fool's joke,...

    And from the "real" article that is linked from there: Online brokerage site Zecco accidentally increased 1% of their customers' Buying Power balances by millions on April 1st, leading some customers to wonder whether it was a system glitch or some horrible April Fool's joke. It turned out to be the former.

    And from Zecco itself: "Additionally, we want to make it clear that contrary to some reports, this was not in any way intentional and was not an April Fool's joke. We take the integrity of our customers' accounts very seriously and we have taken measures to ensure this does not happen again."

    Whether or not you believe Zecco is a different matter, but the only thing pointing towards it being an April Fool's joke is speculation, and this is flatly contradicted by the claims of Zecco, and the summary somewhat accurately conveys this.

  21. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by kenshin357 · · Score: 1

    None of this was intentional. FTA:

    "Update: Consumerist has updated their post with a message from Zecco claiming that it was not an April Fool's joke, but noting "Some clients may experience incorrect display of Buying Power and Account Balances." It's not entirely clear how those "incorrect displays" were apparently off by millions in some cases."

  22. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by neo · · Score: 1

    It was indeed a Perl joke and it's been too long since I've programmed in it to remember that $_ was the correct sintax. I mean syntax. I guess I'm still in the category of "Perl nubs".

  23. NO sympathy for the "victims" by sirwired · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If a large amount of money shows up in your bank account, and you have no idea how it got there, spending it WILL land you in jail if you withdraw the money and hide it or blow it.

    This is the case even if you ask the teller if the money is yours and he/she says yes. Once they figure out the truth, they WILL hold you responsible for the cash.

    I see no difference between that and this case. These folks knew they did not actually have an account worth millions, yet they bought stock based on money they did not have. Gee, what did they think was going to happen; of COURSE the broker is going to get their cash back ASAP.

    If I was the broker, I would waive the trading fees for selling your shares, but would hold the account holder responsible for any losses. Maybe, in a goodwill gesture, sign over the gains (if any) also, but that would be the limit of my generosity.

    SirWired

    1. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If a large amount of money shows up in your bank account, and you have no idea how it got there, spending it WILL land you in jail if you withdraw the money and hide it or blow it.

      Perhaps in the USA. In other countries there is legislation that puts this responsibilty in the banks or senders hands. You might even be entitled to a 10% finders fee if you choose to do the honest thing and alert the bank about it/give the money back.

    2. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by sirwired · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Are you saying that if an extra $M accidentally gets put into your account, you can keep it with no repercussions if you pull it out and bury it in the backyard? Where is this? I would think it would be an open invitation for bank fraud.

      SirWired

    3. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a large amount of money shows up in your bank account, and you have no idea how it got there, spending it WILL land you in jail if you withdraw the money and hide it or blow it.

      How long will I spend in jail?
      It might still be worth it...

    4. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      No, that's exactly the opposite of what he is saying.

    5. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I would think it would be an open invitation for bank fraud.

      SirWired

      Or you could consider it motivation for teh banks to be careful with other peoples money ;0)>

      I go along with you except for the case in which you've asked if the funds are genuinely available for withdrawal. The teller acts as an agent of the bank and so speaks with the authority of the bank (or gives a disclaimer that they can't which in this hypothetical scenario they haven't). In that case the bank has endorsed the money as yours - they have made a grave error which will cost them double as they'll have to fix the error made by not properly crediting the money to someone else's account too.

      Perhaps a wealthy anonymous benefactor likes the cut of your jib?

      Isn't this just one of the risks of running a bank?

    6. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by sirwired · · Score: 1

      No, it isn't. He stated that in some unspecified countries, responsibility for the whereabouts for the cash is in the bank's hands as opposed to the receiving account holder, and you even get a prize for returning it.

      I'm reading that as no repercussions for the account holder if they choose not to return it...

      In the U.S., your "finder's fee" for returning money that isn't yours is not getting charged with theft.

      Basically, the U.S. system says that the party that screwed up has to cough up the cash either way (basic civil liability), but that does not rule out attempted recovery (through the criminal system, if necessary) from the person that accidentally received the cash. The person that receives the cash is entitled to $0.

      SirWired

    7. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a large amount of money shows up in your bank account, and you have no idea how it got there, spending it WILL land you in jail if you withdraw the money and hide it or blow it.

      Money appears in my bank account for all sorts of reasons. Pay-direct from employer, my deposits, tax refunds, bank wires, transfers from my broker, gifts from parents/relatives, etc.

      If money appears in my bank account 100% due to the bank's mistake, and I withdraw the money, I might owe the money to the bank, but I don't see how anyone would say that is criminal. It's the bank that fucked up, not me.

    8. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by sirwired · · Score: 1

      There have been several cases of mis-routed checks where this precise thing has occurred. (Confused account holder asks teller about large amount of funds, they get spent, bank comes back later looking for the cash.)

      It always ends badly for the account holder. Certainly asking the teller can help reduce the possibility of jail time, but nothing makes that civil liability go away. The account holder will get sued for the cash, and they will lose. Usually they get whatever they purchased seized, and if they were real assholes about it, they get a civil judgment for whatever can't be recovered. If they knew it was a mistake (a known $500 deposit gets recorded as a $500k deposit as opposed to a mis-directed check) then jail time is a real possibility if you tried quickly withdraw and hide the funds, which is a signal you knew the money wasn't yours.

      The moral of the story is: if this ever happens to you, ask the bank about it, wait for a while for them to realize any mistake, and then spend a small amount of the cash consulting with a lawyer (neither the bank nor the D.A. are likely to sue your pants off for buying an hour or two of legal fees.)

      SirWired

    9. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are some nuances.
      Norwegian contract law forbids banks to withdraw the funds without the account holders consent IF it has been more than 3 days.
      If the error is not done by the bank, i.e. the sender mistyped the account, the bank must have consent, period. Yes, people have lost money on this.
      If the transaction is part of a criminal activity(fraud) from the receiver, the bank can withdraw it, period.
      The bank can either way apply to get the money returned, but it is they who must drag it through the courts.

    10. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you have a case against the bank for fraudulently misrepresenting your balance. If they tell you they're holding X credit for you _and_ assure you it's right ...

      If on the other hand they're prepared to accept that they make mistakes and say "subject to verification" or the cashier says "can you confirm these transactions" then they're clear and the onus is on you.

      No, I don't really think the law would be waited in favour bank customers and against banks lying that they always get it right.

    11. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by pthor1231 · · Score: 1

      Ah, I didn't see that you were replying to an AC. I can't stand the new discussion system.

    12. Re:NO sympathy for the "victims" by sirwired · · Score: 1

      I find it unlikely that large amounts of money show up in your account without you knowing it. But how many gifts/payments/etc. show up that are orders of magnitude more than you expect? (How many parents/relatives do you have with direct access to your bank account info?) But in the case here, people with $5k accounts showed avail. balances of $1M+.

      Yes, if you pull down that $1M and attempt to hide the money, you WILL end up in jail. If you give it back right away; no harm, no foul. But if you skip the country, pull it out in cash and pretend you don't have it, try to stash it in a foreign bank, etc., it will quite rightfully be considered theft. It doesn't matter whose mistake it was; if you should have known the money isn't yours, and you try to sneakily take it, you are going to get in trouble.

      SirWired

  24. I see the problem by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 5, Informative
    • You are a Zecco customer with $20,000 in your account
    • One day you log in and see that you now have $1,020,000 in your account
    • Your heart is filled with bliss
    • You start making trades with your new-found fortune
    • Zecco discovers the error and reverts the trades at your expense
    • You are angry and feel cheated
    • You are a complete and utter dipshit
    1. Re:I see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Try this:

              * You are a Zecco customer with $20,000 in your account
              * On APRIL FOOLS day you log in and see that you now have $1,020,000 in your account
              * Your heart is filled with humor. "I get the joke!" you say.
              * You start making joke trades with your joke fortune
              * Zecco executes the trades, then reverts the trades at your expense
              * You are angry and feel cheated

    2. Re:I see the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does everyone keep assuming that there is no way anyone could not notice an extra $1,000,000 as odd.

      Sure if it were in my account, I would notice because it is pretty darn hard to forget if you had $100 or $1,000,000.

      But then are not most stock traders rich? Are not the people playing the stock market with $100 the odd-balls?

      A more realistic example is that a guy has $113,344,987.62 in his account. That is to many digits to remember so the number he keeps in his head is 110 million. He logs in and finds $114,344,987.62 He says, yep there is my 110 million. Let's go shopping....

      How can you then say that this guy must be up to no good if he did not notices that his balance was off by 1%. Can you tell me the balance in your savings account to within 1% accuracy without checking?

      On the other hand, who goes shopping on April 1? Perhaps he did have it coming....

    3. Re:I see the problem by JustinOpinion · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Indeed. But there are some fringe cases that I'm sure will cause headaches. Like:
      -Zecco customer with $20,000 in their account.
      -One day they log in and see that they now have $1,020,000 in their account.
      -They make an investment for, let's say, $15,000.

      Does Zecco cancel the investment, or honor it, or what? Consider:

      A. If the investment went up, the customer can claim that they were trying to invest $15k of their $20k, that it was a legitimate transaction, and that they should be allowed to keep the gain.

      B. If the investment went down, the customer can claim that their investment strategies were unduly influenced by their seemingly-increased buying power. They claim Zecco's mistake is responsible for their overly-risky investment, and that Zecco needs to cancel the trade, and restore their account to the way it would have been if the trade had never happened. They can say "You canceled the investments of all those other customers! Why not mine?"

      If Zecco cancels all transactions (including those of type A), there will be plenty of legitimately angry customers. They tried to play by the rules, and yet had their sound investment (and associated gain) taken away. On the other hand if Zecco cancels only transactions of type B (but lets type A go through), they will lose a lot of money: for that one day everyone was only able to make investments that made them money! What a deal! Yet if Zecco says it won't cancel any transactions for amounts below a person's previous buying power, people can still argue that their strategy was disturbed by the mere presence (and psychological effect) of all that other money sitting there.

      And a further complication: what if someone makes two $15k investments on that day? They spent over their 'real' limit. But which transaction was the one that spent the "money they don't actually own"? Also, having an extra million $ is obvious. But a customer could legitimately claim that they thought they had $30k in the account (when it fact it should have been $20k). It's up to Zecco to report it correctly, and if they don't then customers will become legitimately confused and may make trades somewhat beyond their previous buying power. Even if they are trying to act in good faith.

      All this to say that this is going to be a mess for Zecco to sort out. They will likely have to make concessions to numerous customers, which will cost them a ton of money.

    4. Re:I see the problem by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      Nice try. 8-)

    5. Re:I see the problem by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 0, Troll
      You are neglecting the fact that computers keep track of this, not humans. Any transactions that would have gone through with your own money could be easily respected. Anything more, bam!

      All these emotional arguments (yours and the many others on this thread) about the legitimacy of using money that is not yours, that it was confusing, that it was April Fool's Day, finders keepers, etc. are ridiculous. I have had erroneous transactions that deposit money in my bank account that got reverted one or a few days later. I certainly did not consider it my money.

      Imagine yourself at a hearing before a judge in a court of law and you are blabbering on about how you were confused at the extra $8,674 and decided you might as well spend it, or that you thought it was an April Fool's Day joke and decided to play along making "joke trades," or that since Zecco put the money in your account it's "too fucking bad, Dude the money's mine now." I'd hate to be your lawyer.

    6. Re:I see the problem by neverutterwhen · · Score: 1

      I don't know how it works in America, but under English law there are defined tracing rules that govern what gets spent where. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tracing_(law)

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    7. Re:I see the problem by brkello · · Score: 1

      If you had that much in your account, you probably wouldn't be investing all of it on that day. But most people don't have that much money, and a lot of people logged in that day an invested the money they did not have. So I don't think we are all assuming a billionaire might not notice a million. The problem is that you are assuming that only people who have accounts have enough in there that they wouldn't notice, which is obviously not the case.

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    8. Re:I see the problem by Jester99 · · Score: 1

      And that, boys and girls, is why financial institutions and other things with real-world consequences are in the world of *adults,* and not third graders. Seriously, if you make "April Fools Day joke trades" with your retirement fund, your really do deserve exactly what you get.

  25. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You ever get the feeling we don't know what we're doing anymore?

  26. Clearly not. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    ... if a ridiculously large amount of money shows up unexpectedly in your bank account, rushing out to spend it wildly before the mistake can be caught is not actually the smartest of the available options

    The smartest thing to do is take it all out as cash, convert it into gold bars, then disappear.

     

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  27. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 0, Troll

    Perl's type system was developed by hippies under the influence of drugs that impair one's ability to distinguish between strings and floating point numbers.

  28. Responsibility..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 0

    Zecco made the error.

    Zecco eats the consequences.

    Period. Why should people be held liable for someone else's mistakes?

    If I were a Zecco customer, I would file suit to make them pick up the tab. If they are going to offer services as an online brokerage, they should have understood the risks, which, like all businesses, include making serious errors.

    Think of it like this:

    If a scalpel slips in the hands of a surgeon, and the patient bleeds to death, is the surgeon responsible because they were performing the surgery, or is the patient responsible because they bled to death? This issue of responsibility with Zecco is a no-brainer.

    By changing the amounts of money in customers' account, Zecco basically 'gave' that extra money to the customers, and the customers spent it. Now, Zecco is trying to 'take back' that money. Regardless of the fact that Zecco made a mistake, they still *made the mistake*. I smell a lawsuit in the making.

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    1. Re:Responsibility..... by smbarbour · · Score: 1

      If you have no clear record as to how you acquired the excess funding, then you are not entitled to use it. If money is ACH'd into your checking account due to a transposition of digits, you do not get to spend the money as you see fit. It is your responsibility to contact your financial institution to notify them of the error. If you spend the money in bad faith (knowing that you should not have received it), the police will come knocking when it is discovered.

    2. Re:Responsibility..... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Zecco made the error. Zecco made the error of extending credit to people who did not warrant it. Those users then made the mistake of gambling with other people's money, therefore the customers should eat any losses. But then they should also get to keep any gains. What I don't understand is how Zecco can legally make panic sales on a customer's account without the customer's knowledge or consent. Seems to me they would have been better off contacting the customers and working with them to back out the trades in a prudent and responsible manner, rather than forcing sales and virtually guaranteeing a loss. Good luck collecting from the customers that you screwed over that way!

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    3. Re:Responsibility..... by vux984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think a car analogy is due.

      Zecco made the error. Zecco eats the consequences. Period. Why should people be held liable for someone else's mistakes?

      So you drive into work, and manage somehow to park your car in the wrong spont, belonging to and reserved for a neighboring business. Upon leaving the office to head home, you discover the mistake, and find the parking spots owner has stripped it down to the frame and sold all the parts on craigslist.

      Explain why you should eat these consequences.

      If maybe your neighbor had called a tow truck and had the vehicle impounded, sure I could see you having to eat that.

      But I'm not following why you should have to eat your neighbors blatant theft of something he knew wasn't his. Just because you put the car in his spot is not a valid reason for him to think its now his car. Similarly, if the bank makes a mistake in your favor with your account, its not valid to assume the money is yours. The bank should eat all the costs of fixing their mistake, but if you attempt to try and keep or use the money that isn't yours, you become liable for that. Their is lots of supporting precedence for this too.

    4. Re:Responsibility..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a scalpel slips in the hands of a surgeon, and the patient bleeds to death, is the surgeon responsible because they were performing the surgery, or is the patient responsible because they bled to death? This issue of responsibility with Zecco is a no-brainer.

      No, this is more like the surgeon gave a patient an extra liver. The patient found out about the extra liver and went out and drink large amount of alcohol, thinking it wouldn't damage the original liver. Then, the surgeon found the mistake and remove the extra liver, along with the damaged original liver...

    5. Re:Responsibility..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Um, perhaps a better analogy would be if the pharmacy gave the patient enough medication for a year, with instructions on how much to take each day, and the user then takes all the pills at once knowing that they are all an april fools joke, and can't possibly be real medicine.

      You obviously have no idea how a stock brokerage account works and need to shut up. Buying power can be taken away at any time, that is the risk you run when you buy on margin (which is what they were doing). You sign pages and pages of documents explaining margin when you open a brokerage account. You are buying stuff with the broker's money, on loan. Period. If you go blow it on stocks that go down in value, YOU are responsible for the loss, NOT THE BROKER.

      Once you get a real bank account, maybe you will understand.

    6. Re:Responsibility..... by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 1

      If it's clearly marked on signage that if you park in that spot your car will be impounded, sold etc. then, yeah, you fucked up, tough shit....

      If you transfer your money to my account, it's mine. Tough titty on you. If you didn't want me to have it, shouldn't of put it there....

      --
      The truth shall always be free: Boris Floricic is Tron.
    7. Re:Responsibility..... by NormalVisual · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think this is quite such a clear-cut case, as it's my understanding that Zecco's "buying power" number is actually a *credit* balance, not a cash balance, and is often substantially different than the actual amount of money deposited with them. My bank has raised my allowable credit on my cards several times without notifying me - should I then go to jail for charging against that newly available credit?

      Certainly Zecco made an industrial-strength error, but given the flaky nature of their "buying power" calculations, I don't really think that the opportunistic folks that performed trades on the credit Zecco extended to them should be penalized beyond repaying the credit they were inadvertently granted, and perhaps a finance charge equal to a percentage of the profits realized. If you lost money and are in the hole to Zecco for half a million dollars, well, that's your problem.

      --
      Please stand clear of the doors, por favor mantenganse alejado de las puertas
    8. Re:Responsibility..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the better analogy would be if someone told you won that car as a joke, and you sold it on craigslist. Kind of puts a different spin on things, don't you think?

    9. Re:Responsibility..... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Except in this case it wasn't "money" it was "buying power". Which isn't what you have in cash but what you have available with cash + margin.

      So they for some reason decided to extend you margin at 500:1 or something, since I doubt your margin agreement changed to match and I'm also certain it says what the actual ratio is and that if you ever exceed it they can perform a "margin call" and force you to sell stocks until you are back within the required ratio.

      So yippee you took that million dollars in credit and spent it on stocks. And shock horror they performed a margin call as per the contract you signed when you set up the account. Have fun with the interest charges too.

      Seriously, if amex sends you a credit card with a $10k limit instead of a $1k limit by mistake you think you can cash out the $10k and not end up owing them money?

      If they had added a million dollars to the cash position you might have a point, but they didn't. They extended a million dollars worth of credit and then decided to collect on it as per a signed contract.

    10. Re:Responsibility..... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      "panic sales" is called a margin call, and completely standard...

    11. Re:Responsibility..... by vux984 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If it's clearly marked on signage that if you park in that spot your car will be impounded, sold etc. then, yeah, you fucked up, tough shit....

      Good luck with that. Try selling the cars of the people who park in your spot and you'll end up on charges of auto theft. Pointing at your "clearly marked sign" isn't going get you very far.

      If you transfer your money to my account, it's mine. Tough titty on you. If you didn't want me to have it, shouldn't of put it there....

      Good luck with that too.

      Its clearly marked in the account's terms that this isn't true. And they probably even have a copy on file with your signature on them. And quite unlike your "I will sell your car" sign, this will be legally binding.

    12. Re:Responsibility..... by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1

      I think a file-sharing analogy is due. I am not, however, willing to make it myself. Slashdotters have a peculiar sense of when taking others' property and violating others' licensing terms is acceptable or not.

    13. Re:Responsibility..... by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 2, Funny

      I gues this all depends on location...
      If it's in the contract you sign with a bank, then fair enough....
      I was talking about the ethics of the situation however, not legalities.
      On that score though, certainly where I live (Scotland), if you have a parking facility you offer to people under conditions (such as your car being forfeit if you don't pay), you've agreed to a contract by parking there, as long as the sign is clearly visible etc.
      So tough shit....

      --
      The truth shall always be free: Boris Floricic is Tron.
    14. Re:Responsibility..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Buying Power not the assets in the account. If your buying power goes up and your assets don't it means that your broker is extending you credit... if it mysteriously goes up it means that your broker increased your credit limit and didn't tell you. Trading on this credit is dumb in most cases, not because it probably isn't real but because if it is real a tiny move in stock price could wipe you out.

    15. Re:Responsibility..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rubbish.
      title for the money was transferred when it went into your account.

      the correct analogy is this :
      You park your car in the wrong parking spot. You fix a note on the windshield with title and transfer attached stating that the first person to fill this title transfer owns the car.
      now lets see you argue this out.

    16. Re:Responsibility..... by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      You're car analogy is wrong. They didn't put the money into their account, they extended them a line of credit.

      1. They mistakenly gave 1% of their users a line of credit which was far outside those users actual line of credit.
      2. Some of those users then used that line of credit to purchase stock
      3. They realized their mistake
      4. They forcibly sold the shares which had been purchased on the lines of credit they had offered.

      I'm sorry is it just me or does it seem like Zecco are the ones committing fraud here.

      If I offered you a ten dollar line of credit to purchase stock with, you accepted and purchased said stock, I changed my mind, and sold the stock (which is your property) it seems to me that I would get in trouble for fraudulently selling your property.

      Unless I'm missing something here...

    17. Re:Responsibility..... by Yakasha · · Score: 1

      On that score though, certainly where I live (Scotland), if you have a parking facility you offer to people under conditions (such as your car being forfeit if you don't pay), you've agreed to a contract by parking there, as long as the sign is clearly visible etc.
      So tough shit....

      I really doubt that is the law, but hey, to each their own.

      Here on the intelligent side of the ocean contract law is influenced by common sense in that they have invented nifty terms like:

      "significant imbalance"
      "good faith"
      and
      "consideration"

      This prevents dishonest Scots from taking advantage of little old ladies by posting signs saying they'll lose their house if they don't pay $10 before walking into your store.

    18. Re:Responsibility..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What your missing is posting the same comment over again asshat

    19. Re:Responsibility..... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      You're car analogy is wrong. They didn't put the money into their account, they extended them a line of credit.

      Same difference.

      If I offered you a ten dollar line of credit to purchase stock with, you accepted and purchased said stock, I changed my mind, and sold the stock (which is your property) it seems to me that I would get in trouble for fraudulently selling your property.

      First, Logging in one day and finding out that the bank had inexplicably granted you a million dollar line of credit is not "an offer of a line of credit", and your asking for trouble if you decide to go and use it. You should immediately be looking into why this happened. Perhaps there was a change in the maximum leverage, or some other ratio... but nobody just has a million dollars of credit granted to them without some sort of disclosure. Hell, even your credit card company proudly tells you each time they raise your limit... its not just a million dollars higher one day.

      Second, when the line of credit was discovered and rectified, it effectively lowered the amount of credit you were allowed, which lowered your margin, which per your existing agreement, allowed them to forcibly sell your portfolio to bring it back to within your approved line of credit.

      Thirdly, Zecco has already agreed to absorb the differences to ensure no ones account was impacted. From this it appears its keeping profits as well as absorbing losses from the mistake, as well as covering all fees. (Although profits, losses, and fee transaction records are being logged... and then reversed, which is as it should be in any sort of proper accounting model...) so the whole things is mostly a non-issue. And most of the 'excitement' is because not all the reversing transaction entries have been applied yet.

    20. Re:Responsibility..... by GravityStar · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up +1 Intelligent.

    21. Re:Responsibility..... by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Good luck with that. Try selling the cars of the people who park in your spot and you'll end up on charges of auto theft. Pointing at your "clearly marked sign" isn't going get you very far.

      Why?
      If I go to your house and decide to impound the car in your driveway, am I stealing it?
      The only reason people get to tow vehicles is because of that clearly marked sign. if it can make some kind of legal agreement, then why not say the car will be sold?

    22. Re:Responsibility..... by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      Second, when the line of credit was discovered and rectified, it effectively lowered the amount of credit you were allowed, which lowered your margin, which per your existing agreement, allowed them to forcibly sell your portfolio to bring it back to within your approved line of credit.

      Actually that would cause a margin call, if someone had made a profit off of their investment they would probably be able to come up with the margin given that it would mean guaranteed profits. Also with a margin call you are given the profits Zecco simply reversed all of the transactions and took both profits and losses.

    23. Re:Responsibility..... by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but generally there are limits on the kinds of contracts you can enter into.

      Suppose I (a complete stranger) write up a contract whereby you sell me your house for one dollar (assume you completely own your house). You foolishly sign it, and I hand you a dollar. Then a week later you realize how dumb that was and refuse to let me occupy the home - we go to court.

      I suspect that I would not have a strong case in court. If I were a very close personal friend or a family member I might prevail, but as a stranger a court would ask why somebody would sell me an expensive house for one dollar. Now, if the house were sitting on a superfund site then the contract might seem reasonable, but when you sell a perfectly nice house for $1 a court is going to ask why.

      Courts can actually be pretty reasonable in these kinds of circumstances. If it looks like one party is out to take advantage of others the court is going to tend to side against them. So, if you get people to sign contracts with onerous conditions on the hope that they will default and you can wipe them out, the court is going to side against you.

      In this particular situation if you logged in and your account balance was 1% higher and you somehow lost money that wasn't yours and the broker tried to penalize you, the court would probably rule against the broker because an honest person might not notice that something was wrong with such a small error. On the other hand, if you try to cash out an account balance that is 100X the expected amount a court is going to recognize that you're trying to take advantage of your broker and they'll slam you for it.

      The purpose of contracts is for reasonable people to conduct business in a civil manner. They're not intended to be weapons to take advantage of others, and courts will enforce this.

    24. Re:Responsibility..... by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

      OH nose you caughted me!

    25. Re:Responsibility..... by TheTapani · · Score: 1

      So if your saving gets wired away due to a "computer error" on your part (like malware installed by a flash ad or smth), you should eat the losses? Have no claim to have your money back?

    26. Re:Responsibility..... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      If I go to your house and decide to impound the car in your driveway, am I stealing it?

      Pretty much.

      The only reason people get to tow vehicles is because of that clearly marked sign. if it can make some kind of legal agreement, then why not say the car will be sold?

      The sign doesn't 'make some kind of legal agreement'. It doesn't do anything of the sort. The sign merely advises you that the property owner is availing himself of an established legal right. Local law will specify something like this...

      http://www.richmond.ca/services/ttp/parktow/pregulations.htm

      As you can see, the city has established that private parking lot owners can tow (note that it ONLY gives them the right to tow. They can't crush, or sell, or do something else to the car.) Then it goes on to prescribe under what situations you can tow..., and some of those circumstances require specific signage to be posted.

      So when someone puts up a towing sign, they are not 'establishing a legal agreement' that can say anything they want, they are satisfying the existing regulations, in order to qualify for permission to tow under the circumstances specified in the regulations.

      The regulations set out the maximum rates, the maximum distance the impound lot can be, it imposes limits on what the parking restrictions can be, it may even specify the wording and dimensions of the signs.

      Its not like you can just post a sign and create a legal agreement. However, if you post a very specific sign, per existing regulations, you can avail yourself of the specific rights granted by those regulations. That's a LONG way away from the carte blanche you thought you could have.

  29. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    ""Except in a very small number of egregious and fraudulent cases, customers will not be responsible for losses (or gains) incurred for trades in excess of their buying power.""

    -No fraud was perpetrated. The customer had no influence on what funds were available and how much they got.

    --
    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  30. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally there is an online broker worse than Sharebuilder!

  31. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by zach_the_lizard · · Score: 1

    Translation into modern English: "Ducks you, the swine that you have cast your perl before will rise up and smites you." Yes, I am such a pedant, I will critique your usage of outdated English.

    --
    SSC
  32. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's been too long since I've programmed in it to remember that $_ was the correct sintax. I mean syntax.

    Can I have that explained? Since it clearly couldn't possibly be true that you would choose to type "I mean syntax" instead of hitting backspace a few times to correct yourself, I'm guessing it's a joke I missed. The only thing I see is "sin tax" and I don't know how that applies to perl or the topic at hand.

    Need some help here.

  33. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exactly what I told the cops about the $100k bank error on my account. I had no influence on the available funds, the bank giveth, I taketh and ran!
    I thought the practice was only frowned upon - it turns out it is illegal!

  34. People abuse their line of credit, story at 11. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There was no change in anyone's balance, 1% of users simply had their credit line extended. And some of those people decided to spend egregiously from this new credit line.
    They probably thought they could make a quick buck and pay back the AIG mortgage that they defaulted on. Apparently we have learned nothing from the economic collapse.

  35. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    "Wonder how they define "egregious and fraudulent"?"

    any trades that resulted in a loss.

    Any trades that resulted in a gain we will just keep the difference and call it ok.

  36. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by ukyoCE · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A friend just found a bug in his (production) Java code, despite strict typing:

    if(condition);
    { //Code that always happens due to bug
    }

    Strict vs. loose typing has little effect on code quality. Testing+QA is how you avoid mistakes, not strict typing.

    Strict typing only removes a small class of runtime errors. Which are then reintroduced due to strict typing (and compilation) being such a pain that most projects use loosely typed XML config files for an awful lot of "programming". Doh.

  37. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    Nay, but duckest thou, the swine before which thy olde joke was cast has freakin' Haskell.

  38. Would it still be fraud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would it still be fraud if a person had one of those stock trading robots? Not being funny I really don't know.
    It "could" be possible a small hand full of people are using those robots that were trading away without the account holder knowing what had happen. Could you be charged as if you knowingly committed fraud when you had no idea anything took place? There are people who fire up these robots and only check accounts manually periodically to see if they are up or down and don't care what is going on if things are up.
    You may just be thinking wow I'm getting my money's worth out of this bot! Not thinking I wonder if my bot is dong anything illegal I can be arrested for.

  39. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by drix · · Score: 3, Funny

    use haskell;

    --

    I think there is a world market for maybe five personal web logs.
  40. Just like Monopoly! by Chupathingy · · Score: 0

    Bank error in your favor! Collect $1,000,000.00!

  41. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait...did you just put a lawyer on your head?

  42. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by profplump · · Score: 1

    Perl's type system is very strict -- it just only has three types.

  43. Arbitrage or hedged plays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had found this, I would have made arbitrage plays or other fully-hedged trades that have very small margins but are completely safe. Too bad most of these would take a few days (at least) to pay out. Worth a shot though.

  44. Not the only problem Zecco has with their balances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've encountered a different problem every time I've deposited funds with Zecco.

    Let's say I have $10,000 cash in my account. I hold no securities and I have no transactions waiting to settle.

    If I go to the Funding and Transfers page, it shows that I can withdraw my $10,000 to my bank account as it should.

    Now, if I deposit another $500, I have to wait a few business days for that deposit to clear at which point I will have $10,500 to trade or withdraw as I should.

    HOWEVER, during the intervening time between when I make a deposit and when it clears, my funds available to withdraw DECREASES by whatever amount I'm depositing. So, in my example from above, when I deposit an additional $500, Zecco suddenly says that I'm only allowed to withdraw $9,500 of my $10,000.

    I've called them three times about this. Twice I got people who assured me there wasn't a problem and that my display was wrong. The third time, I got a guy who claimed to understand the problem after I explained it to him three times. He claimed to be a math major. Umm, OK.

    I have not made a deposit since the last time I called them.

    It should be noted that my buying power is never effected and that all the numbers end up correct after a few days but this is money. This is serious business. The fact that it's ever incorrect seems really bad!

  45. You insensitive clod! by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    Can you tell me the balance in your savings account to within 1% accuracy without checking?

    Yes. I'm chronically broke. I would notice just about any extra money.

  46. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Metasquares · · Score: 1

    thou.duckest((FreakinHaskell) oldjoke, swine);

  47. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The Perl pseudocode that started it all..

    1) Increase tradeable $.
    2) __$_$$_$_$_$$
    3) PROFIT!

  48. Sorry for OT but this needs to be said again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GP here. I post AC because I haven't registered. (Though I am very active commenter and normally get decent moderations.) And why would I? I'd rather that people pay all the thought to the contents of the comment and none to who posted it. I am not sure if I even want to discuss with the part of the /. that filters out everything not posted by registered users (who are somehow inheritly better people, I guess).

    Please tell me though... Does registering get you around the "You can't post a comment because you posted one half an hour ago."?

    1. Re:Sorry for OT but this needs to be said again by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      Isn't it hard to keep track of replies if you post as an unregistered AC?

    2. Re:Sorry for OT but this needs to be said again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does. I also spent a long time reading and posting before registering because I didnt see the point. Then I realized the majority of AC comments are trolls and goatse links.

      Note, Im posting this as AC because I just used a mod point.

    3. Re:Sorry for OT but this needs to be said again by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (Though I am very active commenter and normally get decent moderations.)

      That's my point. I find value in reading posts from folks who often 'get it'. Being able to associate a name or alias to a post allows the style or history to enhance what people are talking about. Posting AC (with the gazillion others) mixes you in with goatse links. ;)

      Maybe its just a way to find interesting people or make new friends.

      I am not sure if I even want to discuss with the part of the /. that filters out everything not posted by registered users (who are somehow inheritly better people, I guess).

      I browse at -1. There are many bright, humorous, and insightful comments at all levels. Although I agree with the mod system, I do not live in a 1, 2, or 3 mistake world. I participate on /. for fun and knowledge. I can very easily ignore/skip the stuff that's not compelling enough.

  49. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sure, static typing isn't magic : it won't find every bugs in your programs...

    But assessing that it has absolutely no positive effect and that you need ugly frameworks full of XML to compensate for the lack of dynamism only shows that you never tried a strongly statically typed modern functional language like Haskell.

    The world isn't black and white, just because static typing isn't the panacea doesn't mean we should all use dynamic language and test every single function to see how it (mis)behave under conditions that couldn't ever happen in a decently typed language. Besides the suggested Haskell isn't only statically typed, it is also a purely functional language, which means a completely different paradigm than Java or Perl (both fairly imperative) often credited of reducing implementation error and facilitating tests.

    --
    Jedai (not Anonymous)

  50. Re:Not the only problem Zecco has with their balan by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, that's correct.

    If you make a deposit in your account, you cannot cash it until either (1) it clears or (2) a hold is placed on your account in the amount of the check to cover it in case it bounces.

    Since your buying power was not affected, this means that you are able to treat the deposited item as cash, investing it in securities. This is only possible if there is a hold on equivalent funds in your account.

    What is boils down to is that in order for the funds to be available for you to purchase securities with, a hold has to be placed on covering funds. If Zecco instead had a policy where funds could not be invested until the deposit clears, then you'd be able to withdraw the $10000 without a problem.

    Say your buying power is 1x your deposits. Your despoits were 10,000 (100% cleared) and $500 (not cleared). You buy 500 of securities, and withdraw $10000. Then the check bounces. Now you have $0 deposits to cover $500 of securities. Uh-oh... FTC securities violation.

    Because of the fact that Zecco needs to make funds available for investment immediately (I dunno if this is statutory, or if it's to compete in the marketplace), they have to place the hold on your $500.

    --
    "Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
  51. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by poopdeville · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Haskell's typing language is Turing Complete. It is extremely expressive and easy to use. It does a lot more than "remove a small class of runtime errors". It is a tool in itself.

    --
    After all, I am strangely colored.
  52. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Miseph · · Score: 1

    Jeez, it's almost like the GP was trying to state the opposite of the truth... I mean, not only does TFA say otherwise, but so does the post DIRECTLY above him.

    What a dumbass.

    --
    Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
  53. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

    Wait let me get this straight.

    1. They mistakenly gave 1% of their users a line of credit which was far outside those users actual line of credit.
    2. Some of those users then used that line of credit to purchase stock
    3. They realized their mistake
    4. They forcibly sold the shares which had been purchased on the lines of credit they had offered.

    I'm sorry is it just me or does it seem like Zecco are the ones committing fraud here.

    If I offered you a ten dollar line of credit to purchase stock with, you accepted and purchased said stock, I changed my mind, and sold the stock (which is your property) it seems to me that I would get in trouble for fraudulently selling your property.

    Unless I'm missing something here...

  54. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means they figured out a way to "reverse" nearly all of the transactions in a way where they come out ahead (forced sells that resulted in a gain > forced sells that resulted in a loss)

  55. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > use strict;

    While the strict pragma is undeniably useful, ESPECIALLY for modules that are called by other people's code, it is not the same thing as strict typing.

    Strict typing means that a variable has a specific data type (like integer, for instance), and if you try to put anything ELSE in it, you get an error.

    However, this is really only useful, IMO, if you can get the error at compile time -- which implies that your language can't have certain fairly powerful and undeniably useful constructs, several of which Perl does have, such as, for instance, the /e switch on the substitution operator. So there's a trade-off between the guarantees that strict typing can give you, and the power and convenience that loose typing can give you. Actually, come to that, the ability to store any of several things in a variable is in itself fairly powerful and if used well can *enormously* simplify the code for certain kinds of problems. And as any decent programmer knows, simpler code is easier to maintain.

    IMO, Perl makes good sense for the web-based front end (i.e., the UI), but it should probably be getting the financial details from a back-end process...

    --
    Cut that out, or I will ship you to Norilsk in a box.
  56. It's even worse. by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    From the reports, it sounds like what the Zecco error did wasn't really to increase the amount of cash in the customer accounts, but rather, incease the amount of margin available to them. I.e., it allowed the customers in question to borrow millions of dollars. That makes it doubly dumb to actually try to exploit Zecco's error; you're supposed to pay that money back!

  57. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by DancesWithBlowTorch · · Score: 1

    Actually, come to that, the ability to store any of several things in a variable is in itself fairly powerful and if used well can *enormously* simplify the code for certain kinds of problems.

    Strongly typed languages often contain constructs that allow to emulate this behaviour if absolutely necessary. For example, F# (and thus, I assume, ocaml) allows unions.
    type myType = {
    | type_A of int
    | type_B
    | type_C of string
    }

    They are still strictly typed, just that their type is (A or B or C). That way, you get flexibility when you need it, while retaining the behaviour of a strongly typed language.

    And as any decent programmer knows, simpler code is easier to maintain.

    Simple doesn't mean unprincipled. I started coding exclusively in F# last summer, and I haven't looked back. On several occasions, I have written several hundred lines of complex scientific code in one go, ending up with a bug-free piece of software right after the first compilation. If you can do this in perl or python, you are a better programmer than me. Plus, the code looks gorgeous, and you can actually read it from top to bottom and understand what's going on.

  58. Setting The Record Straight by Zecco · · Score: 1

    We would like to set the record straight on the alleged April Fool's prank. Insinuations that Zecco Trading pulled a bad joke on its customers are factually inaccurate and complete misinformation. Please take the effort to read the real story: http://www.zecco.com/blogs/zeccopulse/Setting-The-Record-Straight.aspx">Setting The Record Straight

  59. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Zecco · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Thanks for adding this much needed clarification.

  60. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    J2EE???? I work on a heavy-weight back-office banking product, we work in the cutting edge world of COBOL development. No doubt the CTO believes J2EE to be just another flash-in-the-pan "glamour" technology that will fade away - just like the attempt to migrate to SmallTalk circa '92.

  61. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 1

    If I offered you a ten dollar line of credit to purchase stock with, you accepted and purchased said stock, I changed my mind, and sold the stock (which is your property) it seems to me that I would get in trouble for fraudulently selling your property. Unless I'm missing something here...

    Yes, you're missing something. Margin lending is very strictly regulated, and the regulations allow brokers to sell off your positions in many situations; this is called a margin call. From the SEC investor guidance site:

    Always remember that your broker may not be required to make a margin call or otherwise tell you that your account has fallen below the firm's maintenance requirement. Your broker may be able to sell your securities at any time without consulting you first. Under most margin agreements, even if your firm offers to give you time to increase the equity in your account, it can sell your securities without waiting for you to meet the margin call.

    In this case, well, if your account is only worth $20k, but you bought a million dollars of stock on margin, you'd very clearly not be meeting initial margin of 50% nor even maintenance margin of 25%. Not even close.

  62. In 1990, I found $25K extra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 1990, I found $25K extra in my brokerage account - using a thick client over the internet. I immediately contacted the broker and the next day it had been "journaled" out of my account. I figure is was:

    a) an honest mistake
    b) someone laundering money

    I never saw anymore concerning that cash. It didn't show up on my monthly statement. It didn't show up on my taxes.

    Honesty - well, for $25K, it wasn't worth trying to "steal" money that wasn't mine. For $1M, it isn't worth it either.

  63. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *removes tinfoil hat, reaches for lawyer*

    You clearly have no idea how to use lawyers - you don't put them on your head, they suck like leeches from the arms or legs.

  64. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by zoips · · Score: 1

    Seems more like a badly repurposed Lisp joke, since syntax is a sin...err...

  65. same thing happened to me by alizard · · Score: 1

    I had a $200+ bank error in my account in the late 1980s... I waited a month before spending the money. I then spent it without problems. Your suggestion that the bank missed some account debits is probably why this happened.

  66. April fool's my a$$, similar thing happened to me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm currently building a case against my online broker in Canada (Courtage Direct Banque Nationale) because I had a similar problem with them last October. I had been trading with money I thought was in my account, not validating the individual amount of each positions I owned against the margin, only to find later that I actually had not enough money to cover even the slightest loss, the buying power was all fictitious. I had no marginable position. In the end, they force-sold all my positions and I ended with an account in negative of a few thousands, instead of a real positive balance of a couple of thousands prior to the glitch. They said they tried to contact me, but I have no trace of those calls. Anyway, that week I was sick, and spent most of the time in bed... They decided to sell everything. All there was in the account. But If they had waited just the end of the day to start selling I would have owed them nothing. And if they had waited the next day I would have made a lot of money. Now I have to build a case against them, because they say I was responsible for all the actions in my account. I'm responsible for what I buy, but I'm also responsible for the losses resulting from the actions they took, without my consent, without my knowledge. The only time I knew something was wrong was when they sold everything, starting with the position that incurred the losses, then everything I owned. Now I have nothing left and I need to take legal actions against a bank. They took everything like if it was theirs. I'm like David against Goliath!!! I have fun!!!

  67. Re:Is why 'conficker' is also called 'up and down' by phantomcircuit · · Score: 1

    Right but on a margin call you still get any profits and are responsible for any losses.

  68. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by XDirtypunkX · · Score: 1

    Haskell does however not help you if you put in a divide instead of a multiply in some special case compound interest calculation (or some such). It's more likely a math/logic/database admin error than a typing related error (even a unit conversion) that caused such a glorious snafu.

  69. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck off, Zecco! Where's my $1,000,000?!?!?!

  70. Probably mostly impacted automated traders by DJDuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Probably a bit late for anyone to notice this...

    Everyone is saying "Stupid customers, spending money that thye should know isn't yours!".

    Unfortunately if you are running an automated trading system, the process goes something like:
    - I want to place a trade
    - Ask broker system how much money/margin etc I have available for the trade
    - Size trade based on response from broker
    - Place trade

    usually these systems don't keep an entirely seperate portfolio system (especially retail systems) to ensure that the brokers response is actually correct.

    1. Re:Probably mostly impacted automated traders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zecco is a crappy broker, with no automated trading support, and crappy execution time. There is probably 1 person out there automating zecco trades trying to save a buck.

  71. I can't help but be amazed... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

    > many of those users started trading with the nonexistent money

    If I was to suddenly find a million bucks in my account, I'd go and find out where it came from and if it's really mine, before I start spending it.

    --
    What a depressingly stupid machine.
  72. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Yeah, _$ would likely cause problems.

  73. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    But at least perl uses a different operator to distinguish between string concatenation and, say, numeric addition. Unlike, hrm, javascript.

  74. Re:What language should we use for our site? Perl by Dan667 · · Score: 1

    I think the most sad thing about my comment is I meant it to be funny and it got modded informative. Oh, well. Not everyone can know what strong typing really means.