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  1. Re:Monty Pythons Hungarian Translation Book on Word Lens — Augmented Reality Translation · · Score: 1

    My nipples explode with the light!

  2. Re:U have to be a fool to buy a volt on GM Criticized Over Chevy Volt's Hybrid Similarities · · Score: 1

    I see no aluminum cars available for instance.

    Other than the Land Rover Defender? If that's not got enough aluminium in it for you, the Audi A8 has an entirely aluminium monocoque construction.

  3. Re:And along those lines on Times Paywall Blocks 90% of Traffic · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's terrible advice. I serve those ad banners from my localhost, you insensitive clod!

  4. Re:Liquid blades? Sounds familiar... on Liquid Blade Brings Immersion Cooling To Blade Servers · · Score: 1

    Knives and stabbing weapons. /arnie

  5. I remember Bob. on 15 Years of Microsoft Bob · · Score: 1

    My best friend when I was around ten had a computer with Bob preinstalled on it. I had an Atari ST, and it all seemed rather over-simplistic to me- both systems seemed light years behind the Acorns we used at school.

    As I recall, my friend killed that system when out of curiosity he flipped the voltage regulator switch on the power supply to 110v :)

  6. On a side note... on Virgin Promises 100Mbps Connections To UK Homes · · Score: 1

    I used to be with Virgin broadband, and their customer service was appalling. I needed to disconnect my service as I was moving, and they made it so needlessly difficult that in the end I just severed all contact with them and let them figure out my disconnection for themselves- I certainly wasn't flushing any more cash down their drain.

    I suspect they're called Virgin because they don't give a fuck.

  7. Re:Nooo ! on Mozilla Puts Tiger Out To Pasture · · Score: 1

    The cut-offs for G4 Macs are processor speed and RAM- 867mHz and 512mb to be precise. This would write-off anything below the fastest single-processor 2001 Quicksilver Power Mac, including its dual processor 800mHz sibling- the installer doesn't care that the machine is technically more powerful, it only goes on CPU speed. The RAM thing is easy enough to solve, but the CPU is a more expensive and frustrating issue, particularly if you're just scraping the minimum requirements.

    There are, however, workarounds. I have the aforementioned dual-cpu G4, and found the 'easiest' way to do it was to tinker with the open firmware so that it reports the cpu speed to the installer as faster than it is. I can confirm that Leopard runs as well as Tiger did on that machine with 768mb of RAM. Alternatively you could install Leopard using a more powerful machine and swap the disks around when you're done, but who can be bothered with that? :)

  8. Re:A real geeky car is a GTO. on GM Is Selling Saab To Spyker Cars · · Score: 2, Informative

    Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

  9. Re:I just wanted to see if ... on Benchmarks of Debian GNU/kFreeBSD vs. GNU/Linux · · Score: 1

    That meme died ages ago. Netcraft confirmed it.

  10. Re:Smokers are repulsive on Apple Voiding Smokers' Warranties? · · Score: 1

    You've got to be a troll. There's no way that anyone could be as consistently and aggressively unreasonable without realising it.

  11. Re:Consumer? Pah. on Regulator Blocks BBC DRM Plans · · Score: 1

    Actually, it could be a good thing. Not being able to receive television signals without paying your license fee would mean that people who don't want to pay their license fee won't be hassled by endless threatening letters from the licensing authority. They'd be free to own a television and it'd be easy to prove they weren't using it illegitimately, thus saving them a fine.

    </devil's advocate>

  12. Re:Article summary on Plug vs. Plug — Which Nation's Socket Is Best? · · Score: 1

    That'll be 15 amps at 110v: to get the same power out of a British socket would only require 7.5 amps which would be (relatively speaking) safer, surely?

  13. Re:Depends on your criteria on Plug vs. Plug — Which Nation's Socket Is Best? · · Score: 1

    As a kid I had a small-gauge slot car set that ran off a double-insulated adaptor with a plastic dummy ground pin that only served to open the shutters on the live and neutral sockets. Then it snapped off.

    I can still remember the noise my mother made when she walked in on eight-year-old me prising a matchstick into a wall-socket trying to plug it in :)

  14. Re:When in doubt, it's a trap on Windows Server Trusts Samba4 Active Directory · · Score: 1

    Jesus Christ, I was expecting an article on Admiral Ackbar! NSFW, man, NSFW!

  15. Re:the wunnerful 50's, not on '09 Malibu Vs. '59 Bel Air Crash Test · · Score: 1

    It was a Renault Megane. They did another test where the three presenters were driving cars made in the late 80s and early 90s (A Volvo 760, an Audi 80 and a Rover 416) into a wall at 30mph. I believe Clarkson chipped his thumb after misjudging his speed and crashing the Volvo at 40mph, but the others were fine.

  16. Re:Classic Cars on '09 Malibu Vs. '59 Bel Air Crash Test · · Score: 1

    In West Philidelphia?

  17. Re:Classic Cars on '09 Malibu Vs. '59 Bel Air Crash Test · · Score: 1

    But don't you think those old cars have a certain something that makes them worth taking care of? I drive a 2000 Mitsubishi Colt (Mirage for all you 'Merkins) and I seriously doubt that in forty years time there will be a single one left. Not because it isn't perfectly good as a method of getting to where you want to go; more because it wasn't designed in the same mindset as that '59 Bel Air. It's a white good- 3 1/2 metres of car. The Bel Air was sold on the buyers' aspirations- my Colt was sold because the first owner preferred it to riding the bus to work.

  18. PC card slot on First-Ever USB 3.0 Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    My laptop doesn't have a PC card slot for the adaptor. Do you think they'd do a USB one? (-:

  19. Re:Pictures on Dymaxion Car Being Restored · · Score: 1

    That rear wheel steering is something else as far as turning circle goes, but I can see myself doing a three point turn and wiping out several innocent pedestrians by accident :-)

  20. "old" computing is still prevelant in retail. on Old Operating Systems Never Die · · Score: 1

    I work for a large UK supermarket chain (the largest, actually) and their computer systems and supporting software are pretty old. The tills run NT4 and the SBO/print queue manager is an IBM RS6000 (a PowerPC based machine, I believe) running OpenVMS.

    The most up-to-date bits of kit are the checkout servers and the employee terminals- they run XP, but all of the software they run is either 16bit Windows stuff or terminal emulators to talk to that OpenVMS machine or the datacentres; having said that, I know of at least one store in our area that's still using an IBM 3151 orange-screen terminal. The in-house word processor is Ami Pro, a dreadful piece of software. I'd almost forgotten how annoying the 8.3 filename limit was :)

    Anyway, with mission-critical stuff, the motto is usually "If it ain't broke, don't fix it". In our case, it seems to be "If it ain't completely broke, ignore it."

  21. Re:Almost competing on Windows 7 Upgrade Can Take Nearly a Day · · Score: 1

    Modded as troll? Seriously, this is either funny or insightful.

  22. Re:Looking forward... on Happy Birthday, Internet! · · Score: 1

    I heard Douglas Adams quoted on the radio this morning. Seems to apply here.

    "Anything that is in the world when you're born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way the world works. Anything that's invented between when you're fifteen and thirty-five is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Anything invented after you're thirty-five is against the natural order of things."

  23. Re:What the? on Alan Turing Apology Campaign Grows · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, Bendit is only similar to Beckham.

  24. Re:Are you crazy if you rush out and install it? on Apple To Ship Mac OS X Snow Leopard On August 28 · · Score: 1

    Grand Central which manages multi-core programming (useless to you)

    They made dual G4 Power Macs. I own one. Runs Leopard pretty nicely.

  25. Anagram on How To Prove Someone Is Female? · · Score: 1

    It's a strange coincidence, but "Caster Semenya" is an anagram of "Yes, a secret man".