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Paid Shilling Comes to Twitter

An anonymous reader alerts us that an outfit called Magpie is paying Twitter users to tout advertisers' products. Marshall Kirkpatrick of ReadWriteWeb has identified a number of household-name companies — among them Apple, Skype, Kodak, Cisco, Adobe, Roxio, PC Tools, and Box.net — whose products are hyped by identically worded, paid Magpie tweets. But comments to Kirkpatrick's post, including one from a Box.net spokesman, make it sound likely that these shills were paid for not by the companies themselves, but by affiliate marketers. That may not matter. In the same way that Belkin recently got burned paying consumers to write complimentary online reviews about the company's products, the makers of products and services touted through Magpie may find themselves tainted in the backlash from this new form of astroturfing. Kirkpatrick concludes his post: "So there's the Twitter-sphere for you! Bring on 'real time search,' bring on a globally connected community, bring on vapid, vile, stupid shilling. It all seems pretty sad to me."

134 comments

  1. Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's already been here at slashdot for ages.

    1. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep. Apple shilling is common in both places.

    2. Re:Twitter? by Trillan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because it couldn't possibly be that Apple users like the products, is that the thinking?

      Anyone looking to hire Apple shills: I'm available! Mind you, I'll say good things about products I like for free, and that *usually* includes Apple products. So I'm probably not a great place to spend $$$.

    3. Re:Twitter? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but it's nowhere near as bad as the Open Source shilling on this site.

      Oh, wait, are we using the same definition of 'shill'?

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    4. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if slashdot was impervious to shills.

    5. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On twitter we call them twitter ads or twads for short.

    6. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Apple users can love their products, but if you like anything Microsoft makes, then you're a shill!

      No double standards at all around here.

    7. Re:Twitter? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      And, of course, everybody knows that only Apple users love their products. All others are, you know, just shills.

    8. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The accusation was against Apple users specifically. See the parent post.

    9. Re:Twitter? by edmazur · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because it couldn't possibly be that Apple users like the products, is that the thinking?

      The messages are all identical.

      Image FTA: Apple tweets

    10. Re:Twitter? by Molochi · · Score: 1

      I've always hoped that most corporate fanboys are actually financially motivated (employees, stockholders, resellers, and paid shills) and feared that they were just dumbasses.

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      "The Adobe Updater must update itself before it can check for updates. Would you like to update the Adobe Updater now?"
    11. Re:Twitter? by Antidamage · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can understand your hostility towards Apple users, brought to you by Carl's Jr.

    12. Re:Twitter? by jabithew · · Score: 1

      GP was referring specifically to /. Apple fans. Because if you dare praise an Apple product here you're automatically labeled a fanboi or a shill.

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      All intents and purposes. Not intensive purposes.
    13. Re:Twitter? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple users like the products

      We like the idea of the products best of all.

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    14. Re:Twitter? by Trillan · · Score: 1

      You deserve an Insightful or funny upmod for that. I wish I was sure which. :)

    15. Re:Twitter? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Well to be realistic on slashdot gadgets like politics is all about features/policies. So it is OK to note great features and what make particular features worth while and how they should be applied across all brands in order to ensure competitive prices and it is generally accepted to mention products (plural) that contain those features. However if it the post comes of as being to company focused, really who be juvenile victims of marketing outside of those with financial vested interests, actually cheer for corporations, it is not well treated.

      Now open source appears to be treated differently on slashdot but, because it is feature available ie. features can be readily transplanted, added to and changed it is actually being treated the same.

      So focus on policies and features, not silly B$=PR marketing ones, /.ers can tell the difference and you generally will be fine apart from of course the paid shills, government propagandists, juvenile victims of marketing etc. but that of course is what flame bait and troll moderation is all about.

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    16. Re:Twitter? by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Nevertheless, from the point of view of one who has glanced at twitter and decided that it was a boring waste of space, this astroturfing is just one more reason to shun the site.

    17. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What in particular am I supposed to like, really?

      I like particular features and ideas, but overall I don't think there's a product that's not in the bottom of the market quality wise.

    18. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's completely impossible. I hate my macbook pro with a passion, an I really don't get how anyone can actually like them. The low end devices are intentionally crippled and the fact that MacOSX is indeed better than windows doesn't make it good in any way. Would you like the purgatory just because it's better than hell?

    19. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why pay when the idiots will do it for free?

    20. Re:Twitter? by chrish · · Score: 1

      At least one of those people was kind enough to tag their shilling with #magpie for eash ad-whore detection.

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    21. Re:Twitter? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      That image shows people promoting some site that's selling stuff, not ads from Apple itself.

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    22. Re:Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sell it. Someone else will be very happy with it.

  2. Paid? by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wouldn't pay one shilling to use twitter.

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    1. Re:Paid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people think he's a loudmouth or worse, but the man won three world championships and always has interesting things to say.

      That was a typo for "Schilling", right?

    2. Re:Paid? by LostCluster · · Score: 1, Funny

      You didn't read the summary. Magpie is paying Twitter users to shill for sponsors.

    3. Re:Paid? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      We need a -1 Whoosh.

  3. This isn't surprising by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whenever a new medium forms it does not take long for it to be colonized by marketers. In fact, it is a sign of how successful Twitter has been that it is being used in this way.

    1. Re:This isn't surprising by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't even see how twitter is a new medium. It's just really short entries, right? Like YouTube comments.

    2. Re:This isn't surprising by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Whenever a new medium forms it does not take long for it to be colonized by marketers. In fact, it is a sign of...

      ..the corporate destruction of free speech.

      Sometime last century, courts decided that commercial "speech" and money (in the form of bribes to politicians) is protected speech under the Constitution. Somehow, I don't think that's what Jefferson and Madison had in mind, but then again, neither are a standing army, conceal/carry, and electronic surveillance.

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    3. Re:This isn't surprising by septa44 · · Score: 1

      I agree totally. There's are new ad agencies being created in the U.K. and in the U.S. that will sue Twitter to promote their clients. Twitter Backlash (www.twitterbacklash.com) has a post about it.

    4. Re:This isn't surprising by tomhudson · · Score: 1

      Whenever a new medium forms it does not take long for it to be colonized by marketers. In fact, it is a sign of how successful Twitter has been that it is being used in this way.

      And the easiest way to avoid it is to stop using it. Just as the easiest way to get rid of a lot of spam is to auto-reject email from any freemail servers, such as google, yahoo, or hotmail.

      There's a difference between Free (as in F/LOSS) and "free" as in "ad-supported." Advertising companies such as google and yahoo aren't just giving it away - there's a quid pro quo. Same applies to twitter, facebook, and all the other "we're free" crap.

  4. Why pay people to shill? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There are already enough drooling brain dead fanboys for most of the companies going telling anyone willing to listen that their favourite product is the best ever. In fact if they want to compensate people for promotion, they'll probably do it for some cheap shitty little sticker of their favourite corporate logo.

    1. Re:Why pay people to shill? by auLucifer · · Score: 1

      Why would a company pay for a 'drooling brain dead fanboy' who wouldn't have much of an audience? Surely they'd only pay for someone with a lot of followers who has raised respect in the twitter-space already.

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    2. Re:Why pay people to shill? by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      If they have any sense they won't shill the product because they'll likely lose that respect once it's discovered and I'm sure there are some respected fanboys out there. After all, Fox news is very biased and they have a large following. ;)

    3. Re:Why pay people to shill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fox has the largest audience compared to the other news outlets (no one knows why). Apple's iphone is hugely popular (no one knows why). I see a theme here.

  5. The first rule of Magpie: Don't talk about Magpie! by rinkjustice · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Personally, I don't care if my followers pitch me now and then, but

    a) mix it up. make the ratio one advert per 10 quality, humanistic, value-oriented tweets

    b) be transparent. Some of those magpie ads in the article were a little misleading I thought.

    b) be clever about it. I've never felt even remotely interested in any paid tweet because they're so crappy, or reduntant, or irrelevant.

    I have personally used magpie for advertising, and with success. It's not as potent as pay-per-click (ala Adwords) because the intent to purchase typically isn't there. That's why marketing on Facebook is such a lame idea. Brands are only getting inbetween conversations with loved ones. Not cool.

    Twitter has the advantage of having real-time search, so intent can be captured as it's happening.

    You definitely can use contextual marketing on twitter and still look at yourself in the mirror each morning. You just gotta know how.

  6. Identical problem as email spam by zymano · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Start suing the ad sponsors. They are usually large companies.

    Just include a clause in the account startup agreement. Then go after the $$$. Could be profitable.

  7. And this is why I don't twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's full of twittering twits who will twit their twits off about twittering twit.

  8. Payments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fanbois plug Apple for free as ani fule no!

  9. Post Spamming... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... should be disallowed.

    As a Level 4 at Apple's forums, whenever we mentioned a third party product or service to solve a posters problem, we had to disclose a disclaimer that we were not rewarded by the third party for the plug.

    As a moderator for another site, the site owner allowed post spamming and the result was a take over of the site by marketers and the normal posters soon vanished, the site later died.

    Posters want honest opinions and judgements from fellow posters and users, not targeted spam from marketers.

    1. Re:Post Spamming... by thermian · · Score: 1

      I agee completelly with your sentiment. (This post was brought to you by the new iPod shuffle).

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      A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
  10. Re:The first rule of Magpie: Don't talk about Magp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Die in a fire

  11. Don't worry it is OK by Idiomatick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Twitter was a stupid waste of time already so this changes nothing.

  12. Seems to be affiliates, not the main companies by mccalli · · Score: 1

    Following a path of links from the article gets to the original research behind this.

    From the comments on there it seems that the advertising is coming from affiliates, not from the companies themselves. This still makes it a problem for those who use Twitter, but it's a case of "MS Software cheap" or "Get a free MacBook Air"-style spam rather than the major companies themselves making use of this. Well, for the moment at least anyway.

    It's not the first time I've come across it - a recent Mac promo (MacHeist? Think so) offered a free copy of DevonTHINK to anyone would would put certain text in their feeds. I'm not a Twitter user myself and didn't want to sign up to do that, but it does represent the first time I saw a "please spam twitter" call going out.

    Cheers,
    Ian

  13. I'm listening... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to my Apple iPod that I just got on sale! It is fantastic. ;)

  14. Shrinking Response Times by Redfeather · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Twitter's not just bad for this - oh my, a new form of spam, I never saw it coming - but for poor context community as well. I feed my Tweets to my blog in a widget (Geekiest phrase ever, I know) and, thus, am searchable. Now, I put up a "Legal" page about my site - claiming authorship and all - and immediately was added by nearly forty Law-oriented "Free Advice" Twits who likely had never read another of my posts. I changed the page's name from "Legal" to "Disclaimer" and the additions halted. Changing the page to "Copyright" had the same effect - media trolls, dozens of them, now on my block list. It's incredible.

    Twitter's nice for micro-posting, but seriously. This shilling thing? Been going on for some time. It's nothing new.

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  15. You said 'b' twice by Chmcginn · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apparently, you like 'b'?

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    1. Re:You said 'b' twice by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

      I frickin' love the letter b. I tried to slip another one by you guys, get you thinking about b's all the time, but youse caught me.

    2. Re:You said 'b' twice by tepples · · Score: 1

      Apparently, you like 'b'?

      The first rule of /b/ is you do not talk about /b/.

    3. Re:You said 'b' twice by AnalPerfume · · Score: 1

      Personally I prefer "x". It has a cooler sound to it, and is more exclusive with the words that use it.

      "I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool." - Bender.

    4. Re:You said 'b' twice by jabithew · · Score: 1

      How does you like b apparently make you feel?

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    5. Re:You said 'b' twice by derGoldstein · · Score: 1

      You've not reading this correctly. Each "b" is followed by a sentence beginning with "be". It's like lolspeak, but different.

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    6. Re:You said 'b' twice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tepples, fess up.

      You just discovered 4chan, didn't you?

    7. Re:You said 'b' twice by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      Well, liking 'b' is still better than liking /b/.

  16. By the way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "By the way, if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself."

    -Bill Hicks

  17. Seth Killian is a Shill for CAPCOM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seth Killian is a Shill for CAPCOM and is probably doing this right now.

  18. eww, twitter. by blondie.xo · · Score: 1

    Ew. Twitter is so dumb. Go facebook! Besides who uses twitter anyways. So this, not even a big deal.

  19. Re:The first rule of Magpie: Don't talk about Magp by rinkjustice · · Score: 1

    Dying in a fire wouldn't be so bad, actually. Believe it or not, I've had worse things happen to me in my life.

  20. Get rid of KDawson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we get rid of kdawson? Never have I ever seen a useful article posted by them. (unluckily for the beer companies, nobody will have to take a drink)

    1. Re:Get rid of KDawson by David+Gerard · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Anonymous Coward's opinion carries tremendous weight at Slashdot.

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    2. Re:Get rid of KDawson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure Anonymous Coward's opinion carries tremendous weight at Slashdot.

      He sure has the largest volume of posts by any given user :-)

      Seriously, though... This site has a real problem with an elitist attitude towards ACs and high UIDs. As if these people have less of a valid opinion or should have less of a voice. I've been posting as AC since 2001 and this sort of treatment has only gotten worse over the years.

      Hath not an AC eyes?

    3. Re:Get rid of KDawson by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 1

      An AC hath no name, and as such might just be the same asshole posting his opinion ten times. At least when some asshole like me posts his opinion ten times, it isn't counted ten times.

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      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    4. Re:Get rid of KDawson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe then it should be more like undeadly, where an AC also has his IP address listed. Most people (myself included) have dynamic IPs, but it'd generally be a pretty good indicator if someone is trying to artificially amplify his opinion.

      Also I know when I post several times on here I'm usually saying more or less the same basic classes of ideas (I guess I'm just that set in my ways), and I probably have a pretty unique idiolect, so you can probably spot me in several threads that way.

      Incidentally I have occasionally had the experience here where other ACs pretend to be posting as me... Kind of annoying.

      By the way, I'm the same AC that posted "hath not an AC eyes", but a different one from the one David Gerard replied to. :-)

    5. Re:Get rid of KDawson by FishWithAHammer · · Score: 2, Funny

      By the way, I'm the same AC that posted "hath not an AC eyes", but a different one from the one David Gerard replied to. :-)

      PROVE IT

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      "You can either have software quality or you can have pointer arithmetic, but you cannot have both at the same time."
    6. Re:Get rid of KDawson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably more than spammers like you.

  21. Nice to know- but who cares? by eigenstates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Am I really one of a rare few who find Twitter completely useless? The 'connection' of Twatter to follower is one borne of impersonal salesmanship. The Twatter doesn't feel that strong, real interpersonal relationship is worth their time yet they still want would be the reciprocal feelings of such a relationship. The follower thrives on being an enabler of those types of people. The worst (and probably most prevalent users) are the psychophants who follow only so others will follow them.

    The only problem I really see here is that since there seem to be an enormous amount of people who use this service now, internet advertisers are going to have a new round of completely bogus numbers to back up that 'advertising works on the internet'. "Look, potential client who has been terrified in to believing that the internet is a huge cash cow and you aren't milking that cow so hire me because I am an expert milker, our ad for ass ring fungal remover was a steath campaign on Senator Twatting Network it has a cumulative following of over a million followers so we potentially moved over a million units!"

    This means that decent content on the web will continue to be infected with this bogus logic attaching these disease ridden ads to their art because the guy who sold ass ring fungal remover to over a million people said we had to do it.

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    1. Re:Nice to know- but who cares? by FooBarWidget · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Twitter is not useless. As a software developer I regularly check on Twitter what people say about my software. Dozens of improvements have been made thanks to feedback on Twitter. Many users also regularly check my tweets in order to be informed about software updates and other things that they might be interested in.

    2. Re:Nice to know- but who cares? by eigenstates · · Score: 1

      And email or a form online couldn't achieve this information exchange? I don't think I could do a useful bug report in 140 characters.

      And you couldn't have an auto updater (apt-get, whatever) that would keep your users from being tied to yet another piece of software to get your software? RSS is another fine method of informing people in near real time of updates.

      So, still, I view it as pretty useless given that there are equal and better ways of accomplishing the same tasks.

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    3. Re:Nice to know- but who cares? by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      "And email or a form online couldn't achieve this information exchange? I don't think I could do a useful bug report in 140 characters."

      It could. But by asking this question you are already missing the point. Users choose to communicate via Twitter. I don't tell them to, but they still do. And yes this includes people who complain about bugs via Twitter. Twitter is a valuable source of bug reports because many of these people will most likely not have bothered posting a bug report if Twitter didn't exist.

      "And you couldn't have an auto updater (apt-get, whatever) that would keep your users from being tied to yet another piece of software to get your software? RSS is another fine method of informing people in near real time of updates."

      I could. But again, you're missing the point. Users who chose not to subscribe to RSS, or not to read my blog, may still be interested in software releases. And there are quite a few of those people out there.

      "So, still, I view it as pretty useless given that there are equal and better ways of accomplishing the same tasks."

      If so then you are missing the point. This isn't about what you regard as the best tool for the job, but what others choose to use. I don't think Twitter is the best communication medium either, but many people use it, there's a lot of feedback on it, and that's what makes it valuable.

    4. Re:Nice to know- but who cares? by eigenstates · · Score: 1

      It appears to me that the point being missed is on that screen over there.

      "Users choose to communicate via Twitter"

      You gave them that choice by signing up for an account and making information available in that fashion. If it weren't an option, users wouldn't use it. They would use a method you had chosen to implement- say, an email address or online form. Saying that they use it because they wouldn't have bothered otherwise is a speculative at best conclusion.

      "Users who chose not to subscribe to RSS," which is less hassle than Twitter- which they have to have an account for, which has less room to fully communicate information... again, this is a choice as easily offered as Twitter. What if you offered them an RSS feed of just software updates... you do know that RSS doesn't need to just be for blogs? It's any well formatted XML doc which complies with the RSS spec- a node could be the entire list of code changes, bugs fixed and a link to get it.

      And finally, the point is that the communication on Twitter is not as good as other better free, open and incredibly more widely used than Twitter options. Your users and your software are being shortchanged by the medium. Or maybe this goes to my point of them not really caring about it if they deal with it via Twitter?

      BTW- sourceforge is a fantastic resource for keeping up to date those who are interested in your software.

      I do like that the only commenting on this has been in defense of Twitter, which is still a big who cares in my book, and not much at all about the disease of internet advertising.

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    5. Re:Nice to know- but who cares? by FooBarWidget · · Score: 1

      "You gave them that choice by signing up for an account and making information available in that fashion. If it weren't an option, users wouldn't use it. They would use a method you had chosen to implement- say, an email address or online form."

      No. They were using Twitter long before I used it, and they will continue to use Twitter. They are the ones choosing to use Twitter, I didn't choose for them.

      I do not promote Twitter as the primary communication channel. In fact, most of my Twitter messages only contain a one-liner with an URL that refers to my blog. Despite this there are still people who do not actively subscribe to my blog and only stumble upon my announcements via twitter.

      "Saying that they use it because they wouldn't have bothered otherwise is a speculative at best conclusion."

      Then I guess you'd be willing to back up your claim that they would have bothered otherwise?

      People are lazy - always are, always will be. They will use whatever form of communication that they think is the easiest. And to many people, that's Twitter.

      I already have a mailing list. I already have a blog. The website only links to the mailing list and the blog. People who found my Twitter account only did so by searching or by word-of-mouth. So by your reasoning the official, "better" channels already do everything the Twitter channel can do, but better. Despite this, the Twitter effect is *very* noticeable: I notice that the number who read the announcement on my blog increase significantly after I've tweeted about it. If this doesn't confirm that many people choose to use Twitter and that it's an effective way to reach many people, then what is it?

      "Users who chose not to subscribe to RSS," which is less hassle than Twitter- which they have to have an account for, which has less room to fully communicate information... again, this is a choice as easily offered as Twitter."

      You didn't take into account people who already have a Twitter account. There are many such people.

      Look, you are trying to defend your argument by arguing how all the other channels are better. It doesn't matter whether those other channels are better. I offer my information through the other channels but people *still* use Twitter. It would be extremely dumb not to make use of it.

  22. Everyone is making money off of Twitter now by marshalium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Except for Twitter.

  23. UK consumers willing to block ads for free content by David+Gerard · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    60% of UK consumers are willing to browse with an ad-blocker in return for free videos, music and other content, a survey has revealed.

    "This willingness to pretend to view adverts in exchange for free content is good news for sites wanting to lie to advertisers," said Tudor Aw at KPMG, "and is perhaps a pointer in the ongoing debate over whether lying to advertisers or lying to subscribers is the right revenue model."

    40% of respondents said they would pretend to accept popups, popunders, interstitials, Phorm, floating windows zipping and swooping about the screen, Flash videos that start playing sound automatically, eye-gouging animations and 2o7.net cookies in exchange for free music. 16% said they would pay to avoid ads. The rest would continue to get their telly from BitTorrent and browse with Mozilla Firefox with AdBlock.

    People were more willing to pay on mobile phones, unless they had a modern phone with which they could steal someone's WiFi connection.

    Google, the world's largest online advertising agency, said it was looking into tastefully-interspersed direct content advertising and brand placement, and added that you should PUNCH THE MONKEY TO WIN £20,000!!! "If you know what's good for you."

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  24. Twitter is for Twats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Twitter is for Twats or Twits

    There I said it. Everyone knew it.

    1. Re:Twitter is for Twats by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Troll

      Nah, it's for right-wing nuts. It's their ideal medium. You can make short declarations that nobody can challenge with a reply.

      Whereas IRC and other types of chat imply a give and take where others can participate in the conversation.

      A twitter group is a bunch of people talking to themselves in public. Noisy and not a lot of information.

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  25. WTF is twitter and why should I give a shit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it quite difficult to spare any time to care about this.
    but here goes.

    Did that fit in a "tweet?"

  26. MacHeist was also bribing Twitter users... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    MacHeist just recently sold a bundle of cheap software, and if you twatted the bundle deal you got an additional two programs free. An interesting tactic, though I'll bet that annoyed a lot of people.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
    1. Re:MacHeist was also bribing Twitter users... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought about that. But a lot of money went to charity and a lot of small Mac devs got promotion. I did not mind so much.

  27. meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    And this is exactly why I recently switched to http://identi.ca/ which is a FOSS/public domain version of twitter that an increasing number of geeks are switching to. Twitter is *so* five minutes ago.

  28. I love that song! by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1

    Earth below us,
    Twis-ting, fall-ing

    Oh sorry - Twitter Shilling.

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    There are no karma whores, only moderation johns
  29. Re:The first rule of Magpie: Don't talk about Magp by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dying in a fire...I've had worse things happen to me in my life.

    I, for one, welcome our undead overlords.

  30. Nothing new by Presto+Vivace · · Score: 1

    Payola commentary has been around for a while. Why would Twitter be different from big shot pundits?

  31. New medium? by patro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Twitter is a glamorized chat. I fail to understand why it's touted as something revolutionary.

    1. Re:New medium? by hwyhobo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Because most people in the media are not smart enough to use Skype or YIM. Those are programs, therefore by definition they are too hard and too geeky to learn. The media automatons' $200 hairdos might overheat.

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    2. Re:New medium? by hwyhobo · · Score: 1

      (or mIRC or others like it, for that matter)

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    3. Re:New medium? by deadboy2000 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's revolutionary in the same sense that big, patent-leather handbags (or whatever) are revolutionary. It's fashion, it's hype, it's a fad, it's the latest hottest thing that you have to be excited about right now or else you're just hopelessly lame.

    4. Re:New medium? by derGoldstein · · Score: 1

      Very few Twitter users use *just* the site. You can see where the "tweets" are coming from, and they're usually coming from apps (well, Air apps, anyway).

      I think that the reason most people use it is that you don't have to actually *know* anyone. You just sign up and "follow" (stalk) a bunch of people.

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    5. Re:New medium? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      .. and if someone follows you it's optional to follow them - so the spam potential is low. Doesn't stop the spammers *trying* - they don't get it yet :p

      Email is just about dead now due to the spam problem , so you're left with SMS/MMS, Facebook (can they make that website any more cluttered?), or Twitter.

    6. Re:New medium? by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      While I do find Twitter moderately interesting as a service, pretty much everything you mentioned equally applies to IRC.

    7. Re:New medium? by hal9000(jr) · · Score: 1

      Twitter is not like Skype or IM at all. It's more like IRC but you can choose (mostly) who you associate with. It's also one of the first services that let you easily participate via client, web, SMS and included an API.

      It is a bit revolutionary in extending communication further.

    8. Re:New medium? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, now it makes sense. No wonder Apple is shilling on Twitter.

  32. kdawson is a sack of faggot shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am not a paid endorser. kdawson is a shitball of an editor.

    but i did shill his sister last night.

  33. Paid Shilling Comes to Twitter? by alexo · · Score: 1

    Wait, I don't understand.
    If I come to Twitter, they will pay me one Shilling?

    1. Re:Paid Shilling Comes to Twitter? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      I'll not do it for less than 2 bob.

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  34. I'm Shocked by honestmonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am shocked about this, I tell you, shocked. I was so upset I had to go sit in my La-z-boy recliner and drink a nice, refreshing glass of Lipton iced tea.

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    1. Re:I'm Shocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      eh...er stfu you idiot!

    2. Re:I'm Shocked by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      ..you forgot...

      "..while reading J.K. Rowlings Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone, published by Bloomsbury, on my Amazon Kindle"

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  35. Shouting to friends in the cafeteria line by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 1, Funny

    Twitter reminds me of hearing people shout to each other in a crowded place, making sure to make not-so-vague references to how cool they are.

    @chad: My cell phone cam sux so u can't tell I'm wearing that $200 T-shirt

    @all: Anybody know where I can pick up some gaiters? I'm doing Mt. McKinley this weekend

    @cybercheese: I know what you mean. I use Gentoo too, and it totally rocks

    (which are all lies, of course)

  36. Learn to use Twitter? by stereoroid · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see the typical "I'm too hip for Twitter" comments are out. The system makes more sense if you use a little moderation - a bit like Slashdot, when it comes to it:
      - the home page only shows tweets from the people you're following. Messaged from Spammers don't appear unless you Followed them.
      - So, you have control over what comes up and who you see. If you want to see interesting tweets, follow interesting people.
      - if someone Follows you, you are under no obligation to Follow them in return. If they don't look interesting or relevant to you, don't Follow them.
      - Ignore people who Follow you with the aim of building a Follower count. Not your problem.
      - Be selfish. It's your time and attention, and no-one else has an automatic right to any of it.

    One of my friends is about start on a motorbike trip around the world, and Twitter means he can post quick blog updates from Outer Mongolia or wherever he happens to have a few minutes to spare. For that application, it's like SMS texting to a group of people instead of one phone number. Nothing wrong with Twitter if you use it sensibly, as much as it suits you.

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    1. Re:Learn to use Twitter? by derGoldstein · · Score: 1

      Quite a few developers use Twitter. It's a good way to stay on top of things within a certain field, and/or collaborate.

      Keeping up that "too cool for school" attitude means that you could lose out on some of the very useful, and even productive, aspects of the service.

      Here's a simple rule to start you off with: If someone tweets "I'm eating a sandwich", unfollow them.

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    2. Re:Learn to use Twitter? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Also.. if someone follows you and you don't like them (spammer, or simply don't like them), it's one click to block them to stop them following you ever again.

      The spam potential on twitter is low to nonexistent, provided you're not stupid with it.

      If you have friends who retweet the 'latest' offers because they believe they'll get something for it.. they're probably the same type that would forward 'virus warning' emails to you twice a week anyway. Just unfollow them (wish you could do that with email).

    3. Re:Learn to use Twitter? by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      I don't see how Twitter is all that different than IRC. The only thing it's got going for itself, really, is that it appeals to the beret-wearing Web 2.0 crowd.

    4. Re:Learn to use Twitter? by pod · · Score: 1

      It puts a number of things together that make it more usable than, say, blogs. For shooting off quick updates to your friends on where you are or what you are doing, it's great. Just text your message, or log in somewhere for 2 minutes, and you're done. It also offers a great deal of control over who has access to your messages. Sure, you can do some or all of these things by throwing a bunch of customized stuff at Facebook or a blog, but Twitter does it for you, and "everyone is using it", so it has good exposure.

      And unlike blogging, it's not "airing things out". Make your page private, and only people you allow in will see it, so that removes the whole banal aspect of it. You still CAN be, but it does move things in the right direction.

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    5. Re:Learn to use Twitter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, too bad my blog doesn't support private posts. Seriously, though, I have nothing against Twitter except that there is no reason for it to be centralized. It could work just as well (better?) as an extension to e-mail or XMPP with a web interface. Especially given that Twitter seems to have a lot of downtime for how popular a service it is.

    6. Re:Learn to use Twitter? by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Too hip? May be I am too 'dumb' to use it?

      In any case, I think this video summarizes it very well. http://current.com/items/89891774/supernews_twouble_with_twitters.htm

  37. When will marketers realize... by Phrogman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    that when we get inundated with the same message again and again, it turns people Off on the product?

    It alienates me at any rate, and particularly so if its endorsement type advertisement, since those usually have no actual information in them and usually feature actors hired to say their lines, ie they are lying.

    I more or less ignore ads, I bypass them when I read them in the newspaper, or in a magazine. I speed past them with my PVR when I am watching TV, and I mute them if I can't bypass them. Oh I know the rule is to reach a consumer as many ways as possible and that in theory that is more likely to make them buy your product, but I think its backfiring these days because we see far too many ads.

    Marketers: I am not interested in your product, whatever the fuck it is. If I want something I will go research it myself, read honest reviews (if I can find any, harder and harder these days), and then decide if I really need the product. If I do, I go buy it, if its crappy or I don't need it, I don't buy it. I buy virtually nothing based on seeing an advertisement as far as I can tell. I often specifically avoid products I can recall seeing Ads for because 99% of them are more irritating than informative, and they all seem to be based on outright lying about a product. For the most part if I can recall your ad, I won't buy your product, because if I can recall your ad, I have likely seen it so many times it makes me want to puke

    I am exposed to so much media and have so many people trying to grab my attention that I more or less ignore them all

    This onslaught of media screaming - Capitalist Propaganda if you wish - is tiring, and only pisses me off. I am sure I am not alone.

    Now, products I do like I am more than willing to support in discussions with my friends and fellow workers, but I would never stoop so low as to become a shill for the company that made them.

    One of the only upsides to Communism I can think of was there was almost no marketing and advertising. Shakespeare had it wrong, the firs thing we do is shoot all the marketers :P

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    1. Re:When will marketers realize... by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Well said. That is exactly my reaction also.

      For the most part if I can recall your ad, I won't buy your product, because if I can recall your ad, I have likely seen it so many times it makes me want to puke

      The extremely rare instances of me buying a product I can remember seeing an ad for, the purchase was not due to the ad, it will always be something I have already researched or have prior experience with. Pure coincidence.

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    2. Re:When will marketers realize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's working! I was just watching the telly and instead of a commercial they broadcast a titlecard "no commercials by special request of Phrogman". And my paper this morning has white blank boxes where the ads were. And they're taking down the billboards on my street!

      Thank you! Somebody finally said it!

  38. Affiliates = worst excuse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    likely that these shills were paid for not by the companies themselves, but by affiliate marketers

    This is the kind of thing every shady company says. My company uses the affiliate excuse all the time to cover their asses for all the shady marketing they do themselves. Our company directs users to our websites by spamming users' cell phones with text messages from fake "friends" who want the recipient to join the website.

    Of course, this spamming/scamming is done in-house. But whenever someone comes complaining? "It's not us, it's probably one of our affiliates, whom we have no control over." I will never ever believe any company who tries to offload any amount of blame on their affiliates.

  39. Re:Erris, Mactrope, deadzero... by JohnBailey · · Score: 1

    But are Erris, Mactrope, and the rest of the gang any less of a waste of time?

    At least Twitter is so obvious that you know when they are around. Does anybody else use M$ any more apart from Twitter's sock puppets?

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  40. Re:Erris, Mactrope, deadzero... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh. What? Only a majority of computer users use Microsoft software. Other than that, yeah, nobody does anymore.

    Note: The fact that I point this out does not necessarily mean I'm putting down other platforms. But there's a very long way to go before you can make a statement such as yours.

  41. 10 LET M$ = "Microsoft" by tepples · · Score: 1

    Some Slashdot users use M$ to save seven bytes vs. "Microsoft" in a comment's subject, which Slashdot limits to 50 bytes, but that's it.

  42. Shilling - not always obvious by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

    It's not always obvious when an account is a shill on twitter.

    For instance, did you know that the twitter account memcached is a shill for a company named Gear6 rather than an official twitter by the memcached team or Danga Interactive's owner, Sixapart?

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  43. Re:The first rule of Magpie: Don't talk about Magp by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

    How could a follower pitch to you? You'd have to be their follower for that to happen. That's why Twitter doesn't get any real spam... you have to ask for it, and marketers can't get over that hurdle.

  44. Re:The first rule of Magpie: Don't talk about Magp by dada21 · · Score: 1

    I advertise on Facebook. CPC set at $0.60. CTR is miserable (WELL under 0.1%), but impressions is gigantic (200,000 per day average). Out of those who click through (let's say 140 per day average), I get at LEAST 5 orders. 3.6% conversion. Average order profit is over $100. So Facebook ads that cost me about $85 per day (on average) get me around $550 per day profit. For no additional marketing work on my part.

    I can pick sex (male, for my product), age (21-45), and even pick specific groups they're members of or keywords in their profile.

    I track my Facebook clicks and offer people a $20 credit if they fill out a 15 question multiple choice review. Most do, even if they didn't buy. Every single one of them said they prefered clicking my ad than accidentally clicking an ad at Google or on a blog -- they KNEW it was an ad, and my product interested them.

    Also, the retention rate of clickers-but-not-buyers is relatively high. Almost 20% of people who clicked and didn't buy DO come back to buy. So that is additional return that isn't in the figure above.

    Google AdWords cost me around $100 per customer to acquire, on orders I made $110 on (on average). Facebook, OTH, costs me $20 or less per customer acquired, and I make a decent profit. There is no going back to Google AdWords for me, ever, unless I can use their data mining to target my crowd better. I've NEVER clicked an Adwords ad, but I've clicked a few Facebook ads, and even made purchases myself.

  45. Re:Paid? That's nothing! by macraig · · Score: 1

    You couldn't bribe me to use T(w)itter! Well, that's not entirely true... if the it was $n10^6 I suppose I might consider it....

  46. Astro-Tweeting? by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1

    Any sort of media will be appropriated by advertising for their paid shills.

  47. Re:The first rule of Magpie: Don't talk about Magp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's good, you deserve worse.

    Lets hope there is more to come (you are a dirty venal liar, it almost certainly will!)

  48. Why do you sound surprised? by TheCabal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Any medium will be used for advertising. It's pure naivety to believe that your precious Twitter will remain pure and unsullied.

    1. Re:Why do you sound surprised? by drspliff · · Score: 1

      While drinking my ice-cold Pepsi Cola on my Samsung R100 "Lifestyle Media" laptop I thought your comment was insightful.

  49. And nothing of value was lost. by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    Well, I *already* hate these companies exactly for these kinds of dirty tricks so its business as usual.

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  50. I wonder why these companies don't realise by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    that this crappy behaviour probably works against them more than for them in terms of sales.

  51. Twitter? by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

    Twitter? I hardly know her!

  52. Re:Erris, Mactrope, deadzero... by Megane · · Score: 3, Informative

    At least Twitter is so obvious that you know when they are around. Does anybody else use M$ any more apart from Twitter's sock puppets?

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2002/20020722h.gif

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  53. this has been true for a while by genner · · Score: 1

    This is one of the many dutires I had before I was laid off. I also shilled on Facebook. Explaining the Fail Whale to my boss made it all worth it.

  54. Nor would I. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate twitter.

  55. Macheist beat them to it by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

    According to this article by Peter Cohen from Macworld, Macheist beat them to it. Macheist gave their members free Mac applications if they would tweet about the Macheist bundle.

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  56. oblig bender by Eil · · Score: 1

    "So there's the Twitter-sphere for you! Bring on 'real time search,' bring on a globally connected community, bring on vapid, vile, stupid shilling. It all seems pretty sad to me."

    And nothing of value was lost?

  57. oh golly, those poor Twittards... by Murpster · · Score: 1

    I hope those ads don't overflow the 140 character memory space their poor little brains have.