Illusion Cloak Makes One Object Look Like Another
KentuckyFC writes "Metamaterials are synthetic substances that can steer light in any way imaginable. Their most famous incarnation is in invisibility cloaks which work by steering light around a region of space making any object inside that region invisible. But invisibility is just the start. A team of physicists in Hong Kong (the same guys who recently worked out how to cloak objects at a distance) have worked out how to create a cloak that makes one object look like another. Instead of steering light to make a region of space look empty, the illusion cloak manipulates light in a way that makes a region of space look as if it contains a specific object. So any object within that region of space, a mouse say, takes on the appearance of an elephant."
Soon people all over can put one on their wives to have them look like supermodels... Yay!
Invisibility cloak?!? Ha! I'll believe it when I see it!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Make up !
Imagine the ability to make a tank look like a heavy truck at a distance(say to a drone), or a rocket launcher to look like a stack of pipes on satellite photos.
Great! This is awesome. Now, where did I put my invisibility cloak so I can fiddle with it?
Yes, the wall must be thin -- thin enough for light to pass through it. In other words, thin enough to see through without the cloak on top of it. So, in order to see through a see-through wall, we put the cloak in front of it, then make the cloak appear to be a hole, through which we can see through the see-through wall. I see.
These gedanken experiments are nice and all, but I'll believe it when I see it. Or rather, when I don't.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
I hate all these cloaking articles they give really great 'examples' of what could be done with such technology but the actual news is much more mundane. In fact from the small freaking article it seems they have a math proof probably not even a prototype yet.
Assuming this is real, does this qualify as magic?
There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
Or travel through time and space?
The musings of just another geek and his junk.
So now we finally have a realistic explanation for the lack of interaction with alien life forms. They've all developed illusion cloaks to protect their spacecraft and planets and everything. They look like paperclips and rubber bands. And chapstick. That's why they're always disappearing and re-appearing.
Man, if only I had one of these as a kid... I would have been the undisputed champion at hide-and-go-seek!!!
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
The summary is bad enough, talking about invisibility cloaks as if they actually exist. This and the prior work by the team are nothing more than computer models. I'm not discounting the importance of the research, just the way in which it's framed. We don't have such cloaks yet and likely won't for a long time.
Why would women want to make themselves invisible in the locker room? Oh, right...! :)
I intend to live forever, or die trying. - Groucho Marx
Acording to the article, "The trick is to create a material in which the permittivity and permeability are complementary to the blah, blah, blah" In other words the creation of a material that doesn't (or cannot in our universe) exist. IMHO, a work of science fiction expressed in the language of mathematics.
Greed is the root of all evil.
If I saw a disappearing and re-appearing paperclip while looking into space through a telescope I think I'd notice...
In that case, it could keep David Copperfield in business.
Do you even lift?
These aren't the 'roids you're looking for.
http://www.boingboing.net/2009/05/04/art-student-creates.html
Man, if only I had one of these as a kid... I would have been the undisputed champion at hide-and-go-seek!!!
I'll bet you would be. And you'd always happen to be "hiding" in the girl's locker room.
Yeah... so would I.
Right. No, your other right. No, the other other right.
Because I've definitely seen elephants that weren't really there. And the weird thing is that they were always pink. And only showed up after I've had a few... Hmmmm.
Overheard in a girls washroom in the near future:
"Hey, there's something wrong with the faucet on this sink. No matter how much I turn the knobs, it only dispenses soap!
Anyone got a light for my sig?
Yeah?
You remember those mousetraps you put out yesterday?
Yeah. What about them?
Well, there's an elephant caught in one.
No shit?
Dude. What kind of cheese are you using?
Have gnu, will travel.
In fact from the small freaking article it seems they have a math proof probably not even a prototype yet.
What makes you think there are no prototypes yet? Just because they didn't show you photos? If you were in the military, wouldn't you fly out to see these guys ASAP when you heard this? Would you give them large amounts of cash if it looked probable? Would you keep a very tight lid on any prototypes that they produced?
I am not a believer in conspiracy theories, but I would be very disappointed in the collective militaries of the world if SOMEONE wasn't working with these guys on making this happen.
HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
Are you really all that amazed by "Wow! That guy bought a product and used it! On stage!"?!?
I don't know...does it run Linux?
Your brain is not a computer.